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I can't wait for our step cousins to arrive.

I know. We're going to show them a good time, aren't we?

I'm so excited.

Yeah, me too.

I hope to get here soon.

Me too.

Hi,

guys. Took you long enough. Hey.

How are y 'all doing?

I'm doing all right. Yeah.

So, yeah, thanks for, you know, letting my step sister and I stay here with you

guys. Wait, y 'all are step cousins too?

Yeah. So are we.

Hey, look at that. It's been so long since we saw you last, I actually

forgot. Yeah, it has been a sad minute, huh?

Well, here, make yourselves at home. Let me take your bag. Here you go.

So, uh, you gonna have a good time tonight or what?

Well, you know, I was kind of hoping we could stay in.

Yeah, I was kind of thinking maybe we need a minute to acclimate to the

I don't know how you do things up in the city, but out in the country.

I do think a little different.

What do you mean? Yeah.

Well, first things first. If you want to party like us, you got to look like us.

I don't think we have anything that would, like, match.

Why don't you wear your pretty little heart, cuz? I have something that'll fit

you just right.

Yeah, I hope you do. Come on.

Okay, all right.

Come on, cuz. I got something right in here for you. Okay.

How about this?

And then boots for you. I just got these.

So pretty.

Yeah, and then look, you got jewelry, hat. There you go. You got everything

need. This just, I don't know, dude.

It kind of feels like cultural appropriation.

Cultural what?

It's the clothes.

Trust me, you're going to feel way more comfortable in this.

But where should I change?

Oh, you think about Rashad, huh?

You change right here, I promise. I'll cover my eyes.

My mama.

So tough.

Well, yeah, I'm not used to this.

Girl, you're fine. We all have the same arm.

You guys are way too open down here.

I guess.

I think they were just a little shy.

Don't you worry. You'll fit in in no time.

I'm excited. I mean...

It's been a while since I've been here with you guys.

Yeah, I know. You guys haven't been here forever.

Don't worry. You have to get me used to this.

Oh, absolutely.

I'll get you guys from right on in.

So, do you have, like, a boyfriend back home?

Oh, no. I haven't.

There's one boy that I think is kind of cute, but I don't know yet. I don't

know. And y 'all have never done nothing?

Nothing.

Really?

Yes. No way.

I'm kind of really shy when it comes to guys still. I'm not.

So y 'all don't like have bonfires and like do stuff?

The hell's a bonfire?

Girl, a fire in the woods.

That sounds dangerous.

Dangerous? It's fun. You get drunk.

You get to play games.

What the hell is fun about being drunk around an open flame?

off they're drunk and they do stupid shit it's fun you don't have fun i

have fun that's girl that's what i say it's fun i've never been to a bonfire

no i have gone like drifting before but they have drifted like car girl

we don't do that what we ride horses you'll get

drunk by an open flame yeah

How do you know it's the right side of the hat?

The little belt on the front. Got the bow tie in there?

Yeah. Look, with this tiny zip on in there. There you go.

Look! It does look really cute.

See, I told you you look cute as a button.

Why don't you take a picture and send it to that boy you like?

Oh, I don't... I don't know if that's... I'm... I don't know if he'd want to

really see it.

You know?

Girl, what? You don't know how to take a picture?

I know how to take, like, my kind of selfies.

Come on, I'll help you. Come here.

Oh, okay.

Look, there ain't nothing to it.

It's a real simple look.

Oh, no.

What? You got to show a little something.

You want them to react.

Bam.

Sweet, yeah.

There you go. Punch them together.

Hey, look, pack this up a little bit. Oh, that's not bad.

Show them all you got.

Just enough to where they want something.

See, girl? You know I'm so good.

Look, now you got pictures to send to that little boy you like.

Yeah, I'm so nervous.

Girl, don't you worry.

Hey, guys. Look, here comes the boys.

Whoa, sis, you look, uh, you look damn fine, cuz.

Amazing, doesn't she?

Yeah, well, hold up.

We just got fixes right here. We're gonna put this on you.

My hat. Grab that one. Yeah.

There you go.

There we go.

Y 'all ready to have some fun?

Yeah.

Let's do it. Come on.

Wait. Yes, just us.

Your brother's kind of goofy.

But at least he's cute.

Yeah, I guess so. I mean, no, like, your brother's really cute.

Yeah, and he's really good at fucking, too.

Girl, what?

How do you know that?

Girl, let's just say he's used that lasso on me a couple times.

Like, actually, like, on you?

Well, yeah, girl, what do you think?

I... I've never... I don't know what I expected.

I don't have that much experience with boys, so, like... Oh, girl. Does that

happen?

How much have you done with a boy?

Oh, God.

Next thing you're going to tell me you've never done nothing with a girl.

Well... No.

Oh, cheese and rice.

What do you mean?

I've never done anything with a girl. Yeah, I know, but kiss a girl.

No. God, no.

Y 'all say y 'all.

Countervoker. Prejudice. What do you mean?

I just, I don't, it's not, I can't, that's not okay. I can't do that. I

Girl.

Yes, you can.

It's easy.

I don't, I don't know if it's that easy, though.

Well, lucky for you, I'm a great teacher.

Come here. Look. There ain't nothing to it. Come on. Okay.

Look.

You're going to get up real close and personal with them.

And just kind of look into their eyes.

And you'll bat those little lashes that you got because, girl, that's your

moneymaker right there.

Exactly. Anything with boobs and a vagina, they'll do anything you want.

Exactly. You see? And you're like that little boy back home. You just get up

close and personal.

And then look. Gaze into their eyes and you tilt your head just a little.

Because you don't want to bump noses.

And then you go like this. Look.

See? That's easy.

Now do it again.

That was pretty easy. See? And then when you get better, you can add a little

tongue to it. Look.

See? And then you kind of twirl your tongue around in there. And then love

Like this.

Look.

Whoa, see I told you they love that That's that's it

that's really it all well, I mean I can show you what they with the girl

Yeah, okay come here look

now You're gonna hike up it looks dirt right now.

Yeah. Yeah, they ain't paying attention. Come on Exactly now put this leg under

mine Yeah.

See? And then you go like this.

And they touch.

They touch.

They touch.

Is that okay?

Girl, it's fine. What else are you supposed to do?

Look. You touch.

And you kind of rub.

You see?

Ain't that nice? And then you rub.

And then you go like this. Look.

Then it gives them something to play with.

Like that.

See? Man, when you bump and coochie, you can touch their naples.

Just like that, look. See? And then they kind of like that.

Yeah? Mm -hmm. Do you like it?

Yeah. What?

I like just about everything.

See? And it's just so easy.

What's Rose doing over there? Oh, don't worry.

I'm sure that's all Sawyer's doing.

Yeah, but I didn't...

I think Rose would be into something like that.

You sound jealous.

No, I'm not.

Oh. Well, I guess you won't mind if I go over there and join him then.

It's kind of easier when you're on top because then you kind of just bounce.

Oh, hello there.

I'm showing her a thing or two.

No, Ryan's easy practice. What do you mean?

He's my cousin.

He ain't related.

It don't matter.

Look, you wanted me to show you a thing or two?

That's a thing or two.

Come here.

I need help, guys.

Look,

Ryan, why don't you get on in there and help her out? Come here, Anthony.

You city folks need a lesson or two. Come here. Sit down. Sit down?

Mm -hmm.

Thanks. What?

I'm confused.

What's happening right here?

Well, obviously, Ryan's going to help Rose out. There we go.

Yeah, Ryan, give her your hometown special.

Can you see that?

Good. Ladies like that.

Okay.

Come here. I know you want to kiss her, but you're going to kiss me instead.

What?

You're going to tell me you don't want to kiss your sister?

No.

Anthony. What?

Oh, my God. Come here.

You don't know how to kiss either?

Mm -hmm.

I know how to kiss.

Come here. Let me show you. Oh, my God.

What the fuck was that?

Well, I was kissed, right?

Better. Come on. Look.

Like you mean it. Down.

There you go. See, y 'all know a thing or two. Look.

We're going to open that up a little.

I like it.

Oh, my God.

Doesn't that look good?

See, darling, I told you he's good at that.

You guys

just

really be doing this over here?

Well, what else are we supposed to do, honey? We're in the middle of nowhere.

Did you hear that?

I think I hear someone coming.

Better get out of here. Come on, let's go.

Look, I'll drive.

Come on, sis.

Let's teach our cousin how to suck a dick.

Me? Yeah.

They clearly need our help.

I'm so excited.

Like, normal with you?

Well, yeah.

Is this okay? Oh, okay.

It's okay. Don't be nervous.

Yeah, that's good.

That's pretty good.

Bet you wish she was your sister.

No. I'm down.

Why?

Maybe.

It's okay to get into it.

We're going to teach y 'all a thing or two.

Yeah, we are.

Let's just take this off.

Yeah, get around your head.

No.

That's kind of like it, doesn't it?

I figured I told you Brian had a nice dog.

Your brother has a great costume.

Doesn't get any better than this, does it? I suppose.

It's very strange.

Yeah, see?

There you go. Give the ball some love.

Gosh, aren't you both so pretty?

I think he does.

My fist is pretty, but I don't know.

It just doesn't seem right.

Are you smiling at me?

Your cock is nice looking, but I don't know.

It feels good, don't it?

I mean, yeah, that's true.

I think we can make this a regular thing.

Oh, no.

Oh, come on. Just get into it.

I'm having fun.

It's pretty great.

Yeah. You sure can try it, dude.

I'm going to have a really great time.

It's kind of familiar.

I told you we were going to show these people how to fuck.

Closer to you.

Somebody remembered what I taught her. I was going to say, just like in the

truck. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

That's pretty good.

Is he?

Yeah, how's he doing over there, sis?

He's doing great.

That's pretty nice.

Oh,

my

God.

All right, you're showing her a good time.

Oh my god, fuck you did.

What would you like to do then?

We can all swap eventually.

Eventually.

Oh, yes, ma 'am. I want to try that first.

You want me the same way?

Yeah.

Come on in here.

No, wait.

Fuck, watching my brother fuck you is making me kind of jealous.

Fuck.

I think you're checking out your sister.

Oh, my God, Kez, you're doing great.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I'm like go ahead put your fog bag in.

Yeah, you don't care, don't you?

Yeah,

don't

be shy.

Our cousin seems to be having a good time down there too.

I'm sorry.

Take that off. Can you put it back in for me?

Okay.

Yeah.

Not the first time.

Oh,

you're squeezing.

Oh,

look at that.

Just went right in there.

Put that back in there.

My

hips

really feel that good.

And she tastes good, too.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, you're coughing in my mouth.

Uh -oh.

What did you do? I didn't. I didn't.

It wasn't. Just let it happen, cuz.

It wasn't bad.

See, I told you.

I had to really hard wash these lips in here.

Wait. Oh, my God. I think I could watch you fuck my cousin all day. Oh, whoops.

What are you doing?

Just let it happen.

We're in the country now.

Are you sure, though? It doesn't seem right.

Boy, can you hear all the noises?

It's so fucking hot.

It's so squishy. I love it.

Squish, squish.

Oh, my God.

When you start.

Oh, man, I just love that.

I can't think of anything else I ever tried to eat.

Yeah, I know. I think I know exactly what you're talking about.

Yeah.

It was so fucking good.

I hope I didn't.

It feels kind of good, though.

I don't mind it.

You don't mind it?

I told you.

As long as it feels good, it don't matter.

It does.

I don't know.

It's all right. I don't want that anymore.

I don't want anything.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

You like it, do you not?

You can't fuck your cousin better than your fucking sister.

That's not how that works.

All right.

Let me fucking do this.

If you're going to be good at it, you need to be good at it with your sister,

not your damn cousin.

All right. Okay.

You already had your cock in my mouth.

What's up?

What's up?

What's up? What's up?

What's up? What's up? What's up?

What's up? What's up?

What's up?

What's up?

What's up?

room. You do look really good.

Oh, fuck my sis, like, my hero, Joe Dirtbag. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, take that, fuck. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

She likes it.

I just hope he doesn't get awkward on me. Oh, no, I'm fine. I'm sorry.

Oh, my God.

Todd, you're so big.

Oh, my God. You like it, too? Yeah.

She got a little jealous, so I had to get in there.

I love when you tell me things.

I just love when you get on top of me.

That's the best thing ever.

It doesn't matter what I'm doing, it's fucking hard.

Well now we can do it forever.

Oh, I just love it.

You like that?

Yeah, okay.

I don't fucking like that at all.

I don't fucking like that at all.

I don't fucking like that at all.

I don't fucking like that at all.

I don't fucking like that at all.

I don't fucking like that at all.

You too, cuz.

Fuck your sister's pussy. Thank you so much, brother.

Thank you.

Oh my

god.

That's a funny one.

I don't want to look in here.

Look at me as you fuck me.

What am I going to do?

Oh no.

I could do the same to you. My brother's going to make me cum.

Yes. Yes.

Yes, give it to me.

Yes, please. I'm going to cum all over your cock.

Please.

So close.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Come here, cuz. It's nice to see you.

Yeah,

give me it.

You wanna play?

Yeah, you wanna share?

Ready?

It's about time we go pick up some roadkill roasted.

Roadkill? Yeah, aren't you hungry?