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Hi, I'm Claire Williams from Missa X, and I'm going to give you all of my

of having to share a room with you. We're too old for this.

We should have separate rooms.

I don't know why you can't wear headphones and pick up after yourself.

like fucked buttholes in here.

You'd know what that smells like.

Ew!

I should tell Mom about your new moisturizing routine.

Okay, okay.

Listen, I'm sorry. I'll pick up after myself.

I gotta get dressed for bed.

180.

So, did you happen to see Andrea today at school?

Of course I did. Why?

Um, no reason. I was just wondering if she maybe wanted to

hang out with me, or...

You trying to get your little dick wet?

What the hell, Blair?

Ready.

I wanna be friends with her too. She seems like a cool girl.

I think she'd think I was hitting on her if I asked her to hang out with me.

Like maybe on senior skip day.

The mess, the noise and all.

Honestly.

Thank you.

You're sleeping, aren't you?

What the hell, Blair? You're just imagining things.

Close your eyes and go back to sleep.

Let me watch, too.

Use your own iPad.

I can't. Mom put parental controls on mine.

I can hear it.

Come on, please.

I don't know why you have to be so mean to me.

Remember when we used to be friends?

Just let me watch. Come on.

I'm not going to tell Mom you watch porn on your iPad.

Is that a threat?

Of course not.

Come on, Blair.

I'll just watch like 10 or 15 minutes.

Five minutes.

Okay.

Scoot over.

I really like this scene because this guy really knows how to treat a lady.

He's really perceptive of how she's feeling every minute of their

I think he looks like me.

Shut up. He doesn't look like you, retard.

If you shut your mouth and listen, you might learn something.

All right, right here's my favorite part.

You should really try this, maybe your second or third time with a girl.

Why not the first?

Well, the first time should be a little more romantic.

Very sweet and slow.

I'm never going to get laid.

You smell all right.

Maybe if you leave this room, grow some balls, and actually ask a girl out,

you'll be on your way.

Can I smell your finger?

No!

Okay.

How do I smell?

Really good.

Oh, of course I do.

Can I lick your fingers?

No, absolutely not!

Well... Maybe a little.

That tickled.

That feels good.

I'm trying to lick them like you licked her down there.

Well, you have to lick it nice and slow.

North and south.

Yeah, I like that.

I don't know if you're ever going to actually learn. I mean, I think you're

of a hands -on, experience -type learner.

What if I let you try on me? You know, over the panties. Okay?

Okay.

Nice and slow, north and south.

Just like that.

I'm going to take my shorts off, but I'm going to keep my panties on, okay?

Wait, not so fast.

Excuse me, it's my thigh first.

See, you're giving me goosebumps.

All in my thighs. This feels so good.

Come here Take

off your pants and your underwear

and sex with a girl.

Oh, you do cry.

um um

this messy bedroom if you do the same thing for me tomorrow.

Okay.

Alright.

I'll clean it up.

Just me?

Thank you for playing with us here at missax .com.

See you next time.

I'm great.

Isn't it wet? High five.

Teamwork. Yay.

Okay.