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Judge: I now pronounce you
not husband and wife.
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Les: I fucking love you.
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-I fucking love you.
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Les: I think we need
a safe word.
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Janet Reno!
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-Janet Reno!
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New Year, new us.
We can renew our vows.
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Martin: Hilton is going
to sell the tech
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to the military.
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-From bang to boom.
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Lindy: How long
until you can fix me?
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Steffy: I don't recognize you.
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Jackie: It saddens me
that a daughter
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would accuse her own mother.
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-She is lying about the lying!
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-Les promised me a minute.
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Lindy: I'll give you 20.
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Les: What's to stop
Nils exposing me?
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-[Nils screaming]
Lulu: You're tiny?
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Lindy: Your dad and I
are working
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through some issues.
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Les: I miniaturized you...
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on purpose.
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-You're dead!
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-[screams]
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I did it!
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-I run this lab now.
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Les: Aren't you gonna let me in?
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This is life and death, Martin.
Martin: No. That--What?
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-Magoo could eat her!
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-Why marry a man who has no--
[screams] No, no!
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-[Magoo yowling]
-Richie!
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[dramatic music playing]
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[growls]
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-No! Bad kitty! [screams]
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-[Magoo growling]
-[indistinct screaming]
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Lindy: That's it!
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Richie, that's it! Play dead!
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Play dead!
Richard: Am I playing?
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[bell jingling]
-Hey, Magoo.
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Huh?
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Yeah, you want this,
don't ya, big boy?
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Yeah. Who's my cutie patootie?
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Who's my fluffy wuffy boy?
-[suspenseful music playing]
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-Do I punch him in
the nose first or--
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That's just sharks.
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Fuck it.
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Hold.
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[yells]
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[Magoo mewls]
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[cage door slams shut]
[Magoo hisses]
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-[chuckles]
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-[Magoo growls]
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-It was you or me, fuzz fuck.
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[exhales]
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[upbeat music playing]
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-[gasping and grunting]
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-Okay.
-You risked your life for me.
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No other soul
on Earth has done that,
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except for my mother
during childbirth.
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I was a breech.
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But you... [sniffles]
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Lindy Littlejohn...
[chuckles]
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you chose,
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which was unexpected,
and I mean that as a compliment.
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I owe you my life.
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-You've saved my life
multiple times, Richie.
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-And I would happily
do so over again.
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-[sighs] Why?
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-For--
-Do not say for love,
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or for the love of love...
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-But--
-...or quote Shakespeare.
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For I will continue
to taketh from you, Richie,
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and not giveth in return.
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-Behold, Lindy Littlejohn.
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Am I witness to the shattering
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of behavioral pattern?
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-Can we just call it even?
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-Even Steven.
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-I do have one more thing.
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Um, it's just a favor,
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and it's not dangerous,
I promise.
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-Are we breaking
another behavioral pattern?
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-What do you know about TikTok?
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[suspenseful music playing]
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-Lindy!
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Lindy?
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Lindy?
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Magoo? Oh!
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[Magoo growls and meows]
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-Oh.
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Oh, she's good.
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[Magoo growls]
-Oh, she's very good.
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Lindy.
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Lindy, let's talk.
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No tricks.
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You have my word.
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Ow. [gasps]
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[squishes]
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Oh.
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At least you didn't get me
in my good eye.
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Okay. No sudden moves.
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Nothing up my sleeves,
for real this time.
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-So talk!
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-Could you lower the bow?
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Okay. I came here to apologize,
but I'm not going to.
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Ah! Because I have something
better than just words.
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-Dr. Carmichael's
colon "A Grand Gesture"?
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-I can make you big again.
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-You said that, and then
you tried to kill me!
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-Well, I was--I was provoked,
but that's not the point.
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I did it, Lindy.
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I really did it.
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I can make you big again.
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And all of this can be over.
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Lindy, I can and I will.
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I promise.
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-Fine!
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Do it! Make me big again!
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Let's end this!
Les: Ohh.
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I'm so happy
to hear you say this,
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but, um,
there is a small problem.
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-Do I need to raise my bow?
-No, no.
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But I'm going to need you
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to break into the lab tonight
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and steal the formula,
and wipe the servers
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because Hilton is selling
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my tech to the military,
and he's packing up the lab,
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everything will be gone
by morning,
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and I will be arrested
if I set foot in the building.
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And only a person of your size
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can access the chemical freezer,
which is going to be dangerous.
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But I have complete faith in you
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and your astounding
miniature abilities.
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And thereby,
our mission will inevitably
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be a rousing success,
and you will be big again,
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and we can return
to our normal lives.
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[dramatic music playing]
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-What am I supposed
to do with that?
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Wear it as a crown?
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-Wear it as my wife.
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-[sighs]
-I... I tried so hard
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to prove my worth to the world,
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and I lost sight of the one
person who never needed proof.
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You.
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You, Lindy...
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you are my forever person.
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So, what do you say?
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Please say yes.
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-Fine.
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I will do it.
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I have to.
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But then, Les,
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this, you and me,
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we're over.
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-No.
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No, no, no.
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No.
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After all this?
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-Because of all this!
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-Why?
-Why?
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-What?
-[chuckles]
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Les, uh, it's been a journey.
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"It was an accident,"
then "I did it on purpose."
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"I'm so close,
a day or two, tops,"
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to maybe a few months,
then a thirty-day deadline.
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-But--
Lindy: Then, "I can make you
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big again,
but good luck with Magoo,"
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to "I will make you big again,
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but you have to do all
the illegal dangerous work."
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And then, the big sell,
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"We can go back to our normal
fuckin' lives."
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Please hear me when I say
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fuck you!
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I am done!
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We are done!
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It's over!
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-No, I reject this.
I love you.
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It's been bumpy, but--but--
but it'll be different.
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-No, it won't.
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We bring out the worst
in each other.
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Can't you see that?
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-I understand that--
I understand that
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you need time and space
to process what happened.
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-No, I need the time
and space to process me
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and what I want.
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I already know what happened.
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-We make a great team,
remember?
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Please don't say it's over.
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[tense music playing]
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-Les,
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we had a good run.
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Too much has happened.
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Let's just get the formula,
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get me big, and then
get on with our lives!
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Please!
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[Richard sobbing]
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-I wanted to give you
your privacy.
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I just--I didn't know
where to go.
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[door opens and closes]
Richard: My heart is breaking.
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I mean, we--I think
we've all come so far.
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-Mary, mother of Christ.
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Oh. Uh, he told me.
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I thought I was prepared,
but I am not.
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-Hi, Martin.
-Hi, Martin.
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-Richard! Wha...?
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Les: He did that to himself.
-I did.
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-I told her about the small...
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problem.
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-And?
-She's in.
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-Oh.
-She's also out.
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-I don't understand
what that means.
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-It--just--
what's the fuckin' plan?
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That's what it means.
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-Everybody,
here are my thoughts.
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Operation Restoration
is underway.
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This is the plan.
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[rhythmic music playing]
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Martin, bag man,
will deliver our secret weapon.
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Richard: Secret weapon?
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-It's me. Me, Richie.
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-Relax, it's pizza.
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[door buzzer buzzes]
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Vivienne: Imo's.
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Martin [softly]: F me.
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[tense music playing]
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-Who ordered this?
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-Uh, um, uh...
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-We will communicate
via tactical comms
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using phones and laptops.
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Richard, operations,
will send an invitation.
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[beeping]
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I will be in your ear
with precise instructions.
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Okay. Martin, don't panic.
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Keep it together.
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-[whispers] She's so scary.
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-Yes, she's terrifying.
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-Sir.
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Who?
-Uh... uh...
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-Who?
Martin: Um...
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-Janet! Me.
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I, um,
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I did.
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[banging on door]
[Martin whimpers]
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-Janet, inside man,
will ensure easy entry.
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-Janet, why are you still here?
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-Um...
-You should be out celebrating
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with what's left of the team.
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-Uh-huh. Um...
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-Damn it, Janet, lie.
Just lie.
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-Hey, let's-let's be kind.
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Janet: Um, I was hungry.
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I'm just finishing up.
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-You all right?
-No, I know I choked.
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-No, it's okay. You did good.
-Damn it.
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Janet [over mic]:
Getting back to it.
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-[over mic] Smells delicious.
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Pepperoni?
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-Um, yes.
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-St. Louis style?
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Cracker thin, square cut,
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Provel cheese.
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Weird yet scrumptious.
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-It's very specific.
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00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:14,439
-May I?
266
00:10:14,472 --> 00:10:16,825
-Uh, y-y-y-you-- you may.
267
00:10:20,311 --> 00:10:21,996
-Oh, God, Lindy, hide.
268
00:10:22,981 --> 00:10:24,449
-Les, where? Jeez--
269
00:10:24,482 --> 00:10:25,583
-Under.
270
00:10:25,617 --> 00:10:28,661
Lindy: Are you serious?
Oh, Jesus Christ. Fuck, fuck.
271
00:10:28,695 --> 00:10:29,996
That's hot!
272
00:10:30,029 --> 00:10:32,674
[tense music playing]
273
00:10:40,498 --> 00:10:43,685
[lid slides open]
274
00:10:48,339 --> 00:10:50,141
[upbeat music playing]
275
00:10:50,175 --> 00:10:52,685
Lindy: Jesus. Fuck.
276
00:10:52,719 --> 00:10:53,903
-Enjoy.
277
00:10:57,682 --> 00:10:59,317
Les: Secret weapon in.
278
00:10:59,350 --> 00:11:02,695
-Secret weapon is greasy,
fuckin' hot!
279
00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:03,821
Jesus!
280
00:11:03,855 --> 00:11:06,875
[upbeat music continues]
281
00:11:10,862 --> 00:11:12,497
Les: Lindy, secret weapon,
282
00:11:12,530 --> 00:11:14,666
will breach
the chemical freezer,
283
00:11:14,699 --> 00:11:16,718
and procure the vials
of restoration formula.
284
00:11:19,204 --> 00:11:21,055
-[Janet gasps]
-[Lindy gasping]
285
00:11:22,373 --> 00:11:25,176
-It, um-- Wow, it's--
it's nice to meet you,
286
00:11:25,210 --> 00:11:26,386
Mrs. Littlejohn.
287
00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,513
Sorry to stare. It's just...
288
00:11:28,546 --> 00:11:29,614
-Yeah, I'm a marvel.
289
00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:31,683
I know, Janet. So, uh,
this is the chemical freezer?
290
00:11:31,716 --> 00:11:32,784
Janet: Uh, just there.
291
00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:35,019
Les: Janet, proceed
with wiping the servers.
292
00:11:35,053 --> 00:11:36,854
My legacy will remain mine.
293
00:11:36,888 --> 00:11:38,406
-Um, on it.
294
00:11:39,974 --> 00:11:41,818
Lindy: Your ego
is going to kill me!
295
00:11:41,851 --> 00:11:43,528
-No, my ego
is going to save you.
296
00:11:43,561 --> 00:11:44,862
Lindy: [scoffs]
I am going to save me.
297
00:11:44,896 --> 00:11:46,739
Les: There is no I, Lindy,
in team.
298
00:11:46,773 --> 00:11:47,865
-There is the way I spell it.
299
00:11:47,899 --> 00:11:49,534
-Perhaps it's best
we just remember
300
00:11:49,567 --> 00:11:50,702
we're all on the same team.
301
00:11:50,735 --> 00:11:52,078
-Temporarily.
-Absolutely.
302
00:11:52,111 --> 00:11:53,371
-Guys, can we sidebar
303
00:11:53,404 --> 00:11:54,872
the relationship issues
right now?
304
00:11:54,906 --> 00:11:56,040
Lindy: The relationship issues
305
00:11:56,074 --> 00:11:57,542
are why we're here, Martin.
306
00:11:57,575 --> 00:11:59,085
-Coup de grâce.
Martin, wheelman,
307
00:11:59,118 --> 00:12:01,879
will drive the getaway car
and we're home free.
308
00:12:01,913 --> 00:12:03,881
Operation Restoration complete.
309
00:12:03,915 --> 00:12:04,974
Thoughts complete.
310
00:12:06,084 --> 00:12:07,594
Okay. Can we stay on task?
311
00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:09,053
-Oh, no one wants
this done more than me.
312
00:12:09,087 --> 00:12:10,763
-Yes, Lindy, message received.
313
00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:11,773
I know.
314
00:12:12,924 --> 00:12:13,625
-[sighs] Okay.
315
00:12:13,658 --> 00:12:14,892
[radio crackles]
-[Lindy gasps]
316
00:12:14,926 --> 00:12:17,562
[tense music playing]
317
00:12:17,595 --> 00:12:19,113
-Fuck.
Les: What?
318
00:12:23,142 --> 00:12:24,452
-[grunts and then gasping]
-[metal clangs]
319
00:12:26,604 --> 00:12:27,572
Lindy: I'm in.
320
00:12:27,605 --> 00:12:28,573
-Okay, great.
321
00:12:28,606 --> 00:12:30,074
Third shelf from the bottom,
322
00:12:30,108 --> 00:12:32,744
vial RF-1-Niner,
323
00:12:32,777 --> 00:12:34,412
Alpha and Beta.
324
00:12:34,445 --> 00:12:35,280
Lindy: Hold on.
325
00:12:35,313 --> 00:12:36,247
-What? What's happening?
Are you okay?
326
00:12:36,281 --> 00:12:37,915
Lindy: Yeah, I'm fine.
I'm just...
327
00:12:37,949 --> 00:12:39,751
putting on my gear
so I don't die
328
00:12:39,784 --> 00:12:40,918
of hypothermia in here.
329
00:12:40,952 --> 00:12:41,919
-Oh, God.
330
00:12:41,953 --> 00:12:42,820
-Okay. Good, good.
331
00:12:42,854 --> 00:12:45,089
But--but maybe, uh, hurry
because it's--
332
00:12:45,123 --> 00:12:47,091
-Tick-tock. No kidding.
333
00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:48,059
-If Hilton finds you...
334
00:12:48,092 --> 00:12:49,927
Lindy: I'm aware
of the stakes, Les.
335
00:12:49,961 --> 00:12:51,137
I am the stakes.
336
00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:52,764
Richard:
If I may offer counsel
337
00:12:52,797 --> 00:12:54,641
by way of Dr. Carmichael's
338
00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:56,309
words of wisdom,
-[grunting]
339
00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:58,436
-"Reflect before you respond
340
00:12:58,469 --> 00:12:59,812
to avoid regret."
341
00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:02,106
-Fuck that bitch!
-Fuck that bitch!
342
00:13:02,140 --> 00:13:04,442
-We're done with her limericks!
-On that, we agree.
343
00:13:04,475 --> 00:13:05,843
-[Lindy grunts]
-I don't mean to...
344
00:13:05,877 --> 00:13:07,820
Les: Shut the fuck up, Richard!
Lindy: Shut the fuck up, Richie!
345
00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:08,830
-Mm-hm. Okay.
346
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:12,659
woman [over PA]:
Attention, attention.
347
00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:16,162
Patel, party of four,
please make your way to Gate 23.
348
00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:19,832
Patel, party of four,
please make your way to Gate 23.
349
00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:21,592
[phone chimes]
-What?
350
00:13:23,745 --> 00:13:25,213
-Whoa, it's, like,
a little close.
351
00:13:25,246 --> 00:13:26,506
-The fuck?
-Maybe edit this part out.
352
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:27,840
-Okay.
Richard: Will do.
353
00:13:27,874 --> 00:13:30,435
Lindy: [clears throat]
-And curtains up.
354
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:32,679
-Hi, hello.
355
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:35,014
My name is Lindy Littlejohn.
356
00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:36,724
You may know me
from the controversy
357
00:13:36,758 --> 00:13:38,184
surrounding the authorship
358
00:13:38,217 --> 00:13:39,686
of the New Yorker
short story,
359
00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:41,729
"Untitled on Purpose."
360
00:13:41,763 --> 00:13:44,574
And I wanna come clean.
[clears throat]
361
00:13:45,108 --> 00:13:47,360
I did not write that story.
362
00:13:47,393 --> 00:13:50,363
Uh, all started
as a misunderstanding.
363
00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:54,200
My insecurity and, frankly,
lack of self-worth
364
00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:55,868
led me to take credit
365
00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:58,079
when, in fact,
it was written by my student,
366
00:13:58,112 --> 00:13:59,205
Jackie Baldwin.
367
00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:00,707
So my daughter, Lulu,
368
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,417
was telling the truth.
369
00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:04,877
So if you're gonna come
for anyone,
370
00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:05,920
you come for me,
371
00:14:05,953 --> 00:14:07,755
#fuckyoubringit.
372
00:14:07,789 --> 00:14:10,758
And finally, I am rescinding
my own Pulitzer.
373
00:14:10,792 --> 00:14:14,387
Yeah, just before the board
can take it back.
374
00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:16,889
I--I--you know what?
375
00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:18,775
Maybe I'll win
another one someday.
376
00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,727
Richard:
Ooh. Love the positivity.
377
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:23,438
Lindy: Uh, yeah, that's it.
Thank you.
378
00:14:23,471 --> 00:14:25,773
[sweet music playing]
379
00:14:25,807 --> 00:14:27,825
-Good for you, tiny mom.
380
00:14:28,192 --> 00:14:29,285
[sniffles]
381
00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:33,956
[chimes]
382
00:14:34,757 --> 00:14:36,242
man [over PA]:
Attention, everyone.
383
00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:40,288
The Arch tour bus leaves
every half-hour
384
00:14:40,321 --> 00:14:44,967
from Gate A in the front
entrance. Thank you.
385
00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:50,139
[upbeat music playing]
386
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:56,763
[grunting and panting]
387
00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:59,932
Okay. I'm here,
third shelf from the bottom.
388
00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:03,478
-Okay, you're looking for
Romeo-Foxtrot-One-Niner.
389
00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:05,271
-Yeah, I got it, Colonel Colon.
390
00:15:05,304 --> 00:15:07,940
-Too soon. That's too soon
and disrespectful.
391
00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:10,109
I'm just trying to be--
-Annoying?
392
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:11,327
[heavy exhale]
393
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:15,156
[suspenseful music playing]
394
00:15:15,189 --> 00:15:17,158
There's nothing here.
-Yeah. See?
395
00:15:17,191 --> 00:15:19,452
You're making space colonel
jokes and you're not listening.
396
00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:21,287
Imprecision is gonna tank
this mission.
397
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:24,791
-Romeo-Foxtrot-19, Alpha, Beta,
not fuckin' here!
398
00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:26,334
-Fuck! It has to be there.
Martin: [softly] It has to be.
399
00:15:26,367 --> 00:15:28,461
-They are not!
Les: Okay. Romeo...
400
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:30,797
Foxtrot-One-Niner, Alpha--
401
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,965
-You can keep saying
NATO nonsense numbers,
402
00:15:32,999 --> 00:15:36,344
but the precise vials
are not here.
403
00:15:36,377 --> 00:15:38,471
-Lindy, there is no
Operation Restoration
404
00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:42,308
without those vials, okay?
The plan will not work.
405
00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:43,976
Lindy: What do you mean,
it won't work?
406
00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:45,236
-[softly] Fuck!
407
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:48,314
-Les?
408
00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:50,149
-Oh, dear mama.
Les: Um...
409
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:52,318
Lindy: Les,
it has got to work!
410
00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:53,653
I do not want
to be small forever!
411
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:54,654
I am not gonna die tiny!
412
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:55,988
There has to be a way!
413
00:15:56,022 --> 00:15:57,698
You are a little genius,
remember?
414
00:15:57,732 --> 00:16:00,701
So, go inside the workshop
of your mind and think!
415
00:16:00,735 --> 00:16:03,045
[tense music playing]
416
00:16:09,118 --> 00:16:12,221
-It's as if the whole world
is holding its breath.
417
00:16:17,084 --> 00:16:18,678
-Everyone, here are my thoughts.
418
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,680
Operation Restoration
is still underway.
419
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,849
This is the revised plan.
420
00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:26,853
I will synthesize a new batch
of the restoration formula,
421
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:28,563
but I would need access
to the building
422
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:30,189
and to the, um,
chemical freezer.
423
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:31,566
Lindy, secret weapon,
424
00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:33,359
you will push
the door-release button
425
00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:34,694
inside the freezer,
426
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,362
which is located
at the base of the door.
427
00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:38,364
-Check.
-Janet, inside man,
428
00:16:38,397 --> 00:16:39,532
is gonna get me
into the building
429
00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:41,701
via the service entrance.
430
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:42,869
Janet.
431
00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:43,911
[keyboard clacking over phone]
432
00:16:43,945 --> 00:16:45,371
Janet, do you copy?
433
00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:47,582
Janet: Um... Um, I'm trying
to wipe the servers,
434
00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:49,425
but the password isn't working.
435
00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:51,544
-Hilton and Vivienne--
436
00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:52,712
-They have access
to the servers.
437
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,714
They have access
to the formula!
438
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,591
Fuck!
Janet: Um, also,
439
00:16:56,624 --> 00:16:59,552
we might have a bigger problem.
440
00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:02,889
-Bigger? Um, what, Janet?
Spit it out.
441
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:04,390
-Janet, be specific.
442
00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:05,892
-Specifically,
Hilton has shrunk
443
00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:07,435
an entire military convoy.
444
00:17:07,468 --> 00:17:09,145
Tiny tanks, tiny missiles,
445
00:17:09,178 --> 00:17:11,397
tiny assortment
of very bad weaponry.
446
00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:13,065
-General Fuckface.
447
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:14,734
Janet: If Hilton
has the missing vials,
448
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,569
then tiny tanks
become big tanks,
449
00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:18,237
tiny missiles become big--
450
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:19,780
Les: Yes, Janet, I know.
451
00:17:19,814 --> 00:17:21,741
-Les--
-I--don't, don't, don't say it.
452
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:24,293
I fucked it,
but I can unfuck it.
453
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:26,913
You were right.
454
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:28,789
-I don't want to be right
about this, Les.
455
00:17:28,823 --> 00:17:30,082
-You kinda like being right,
don't you, Martin?
456
00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:31,751
-Well, maybe sometimes,
but not about this.
457
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:35,087
-Can we get back to
the unfuck it part, please?
458
00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:36,756
-Everyone, here are my thoughts.
459
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,633
Here's the new revised plan.
460
00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:41,761
[suspenseful music playing]
461
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:43,763
We're going to blow up the lab.
462
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:45,306
-Um...
-We're all bound
463
00:17:45,339 --> 00:17:46,599
for the dungeons of fate.
464
00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:49,936
-Jesus crickets! What?
465
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,437
Lindy: Les, what the--?
466
00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:54,273
Are you--? Blow up the lab?
467
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:55,942
How can you even do that?
468
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:59,111
-Well, the building is sitting
on a literal bomb.
469
00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:01,781
It's a thermal energy
storage tank in the basement.
470
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,282
Lindy: No, no, that's not--
471
00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:05,284
[Lindy sighs]
472
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,828
"My legacy remains mine,"
you said.
473
00:18:07,862 --> 00:18:11,173
-Yeah, well, I mean...
474
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,128
fuck it.
475
00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:17,630
-Fuck it?
Les: Yeah.
476
00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:19,507
It's not worth it.
477
00:18:19,540 --> 00:18:20,800
You big, first.
478
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,635
Blow up the building, second.
479
00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:24,637
My prize...
480
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:25,730
TBD.
481
00:18:26,881 --> 00:18:29,642
I've proven to myself
I can do it.
482
00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:33,020
That's enough.
-Les, are you sure?
483
00:18:33,054 --> 00:18:34,855
-I took the extremest
of circumstances,
484
00:18:34,889 --> 00:18:37,149
Carmichael's limericks,
and my priority--
485
00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:39,535
-[Richard sniffling]
-Wait, is someone crying?
486
00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:42,029
-No.
Les: Okay.
487
00:18:42,063 --> 00:18:43,364
Hey, Richard,
we need to move fast.
488
00:18:43,397 --> 00:18:44,865
Janet, inside man,
489
00:18:44,899 --> 00:18:47,201
abort the servers and focus on,
490
00:18:47,234 --> 00:18:49,328
um, the thermal storage tank,
491
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:50,496
and crank the valves to high
492
00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:51,497
and that will give us what?
493
00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:54,166
-Uh, maybe 30 minutes?
494
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:57,378
-Um, you want me
to blow up the building?
495
00:18:57,411 --> 00:19:00,381
-Yes. Turn up the valves,
release the pressure lock,
496
00:19:00,414 --> 00:19:01,674
and get out, Janet.
497
00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:02,842
-What about letting you in?
498
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,043
-Do the tank and go.
499
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:06,178
And Lindy, secret weapon,
make your way to the lobby
500
00:19:06,212 --> 00:19:08,180
and buzz me in
through the service entrance
501
00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:09,515
via the security desk.
502
00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:10,850
-The desk
with the security guards?
503
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,518
Les: Yes.
Richard: Leave it to me.
504
00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:14,020
I can distract
the security guards.
505
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:17,023
See, I'm the lab's
fire safety officer.
506
00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:19,191
[scoffs]
As a-- This is a long story.
507
00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:20,693
As a young Richard--
-Richard!
508
00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:21,736
-Richie.
-Richard!
509
00:19:21,769 --> 00:19:23,029
-Richard, good God!
510
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:24,864
[tense music playing]
[keypad beeping]
511
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,415
-Stand by for fire alarms.
512
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,744
-[alarm blaring]
security guard: Evens.
513
00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:31,420
-Fine. Odds.
514
00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:35,591
[alarm continues]
515
00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:39,261
[hissing]
516
00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:42,715
Janet: The tank is cranked.
517
00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:44,717
T-minus 30 minutes.
518
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:48,437
Um, um, holy crow.
519
00:19:49,296 --> 00:19:51,432
-Janet?
-Uh, yes, Richard.
520
00:19:51,465 --> 00:19:53,601
-I think I like you,
and I wanted to disclose that
521
00:19:53,634 --> 00:19:55,227
as per company policy.
522
00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:57,063
Lindy: Aw, Richie.
523
00:19:57,096 --> 00:20:00,441
-Richard! I have no words!
524
00:20:00,474 --> 00:20:03,402
-Neither do I!
525
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:04,945
Hilton: General H-Bomb's
payment clear?
526
00:20:04,979 --> 00:20:07,406
-General Henderson's payment
has been verified.
527
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,241
Yes.
-Fuck yeah!
528
00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:11,744
I love having Mommy's
full attention again.
529
00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:13,287
-We discussed this.
530
00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:15,414
-No more Mommy. But...
531
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:16,916
-None.
Hilton: Fine.
532
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:18,584
Guess where I am.
533
00:20:18,617 --> 00:20:20,753
-[sighs] I despise this game.
534
00:20:20,786 --> 00:20:21,921
-Guess.
-No.
535
00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:22,922
-Guess.
-No.
536
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:24,140
-Guess.
537
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:26,926
-I'm done.
-What?
538
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,310
With the game?
539
00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:30,763
-In a way.
540
00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:33,099
[electrical surge, sputtering]
541
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:35,976
-Wait, what the fuck?
542
00:20:36,010 --> 00:20:39,822
-[electricity powering up]
-[alarm blaring]
543
00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:45,828
[suspenseful music playing]
544
00:20:47,688 --> 00:20:48,831
-Wait.
545
00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:54,003
[in voiceover]
Janet Colgate. Physicist.
546
00:20:54,653 --> 00:20:56,789
Feminist.
547
00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:59,049
Celiac.
-You're on Instagram?
548
00:20:59,984 --> 00:21:03,462
-Imo's Pizza
is not gluten-free certified.
549
00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:06,015
[alarm continues]
550
00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:14,014
Lindy: Les!
Les: Yeah, I'm here.
551
00:21:14,048 --> 00:21:15,349
-So I'm guessing
it's this green button?
552
00:21:15,382 --> 00:21:17,059
[alarm continues]
553
00:21:17,092 --> 00:21:19,687
[door buzzes]
-Good guess. I'm in.
554
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:22,239
[alarm continues]
555
00:21:24,058 --> 00:21:25,359
[keypad beeping]
556
00:21:25,392 --> 00:21:26,911
[alarm stops]
557
00:21:28,562 --> 00:21:30,581
[suspenseful music playing]
558
00:21:36,403 --> 00:21:38,255
-Yes! All right.
559
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:41,091
[high-pitched beeping]
560
00:21:44,078 --> 00:21:45,429
[chimes]
561
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:47,047
What?
562
00:21:47,081 --> 00:21:49,600
[beeps then chimes]
563
00:21:50,251 --> 00:21:51,435
Fuck.
564
00:21:51,961 --> 00:21:54,271
[chiming]
565
00:21:55,756 --> 00:21:56,624
It's gone.
566
00:21:56,657 --> 00:21:58,392
Lindy: Wait, what?
What's gone?
567
00:21:58,425 --> 00:22:01,395
-Uh, the equation.
My equation for the formula.
568
00:22:01,428 --> 00:22:03,113
-Yeah, but you remember it,
right?
569
00:22:03,380 --> 00:22:05,608
[music stops]
570
00:22:05,641 --> 00:22:06,901
-Right.
571
00:22:06,934 --> 00:22:08,569
Lindy: Les!
-Yes?
572
00:22:08,602 --> 00:22:09,603
-Oh, Jesus.
573
00:22:09,637 --> 00:22:12,072
Okay, you wrote it
on the bedroom wall, right?
574
00:22:12,106 --> 00:22:13,908
-Oh! Holy shit!
Yes, I did. Yes, I did.
575
00:22:13,941 --> 00:22:15,743
Uh, Richard, you need
to get upstairs right now.
576
00:22:15,776 --> 00:22:16,911
-Copy that!
577
00:22:16,944 --> 00:22:19,964
[upbeat music playing]
578
00:22:21,323 --> 00:22:23,959
I shall bring all my force
to bear!
579
00:22:23,993 --> 00:22:25,753
-[door closes]
Lulu: You again.
580
00:22:25,786 --> 00:22:29,256
-Oh. [pants] It's me, Richard.
581
00:22:29,290 --> 00:22:31,091
-Yeah, from the fucking lab.
What the fuck?
582
00:22:31,125 --> 00:22:33,761
-Long, long story.
And I happily--
583
00:22:33,794 --> 00:22:35,095
-Oh, ew.
584
00:22:35,129 --> 00:22:37,264
Did you and my mom,
like, bang tiny?
585
00:22:37,298 --> 00:22:39,934
-Huh? No. I pride myself
on being a gentleman.
586
00:22:39,967 --> 00:22:41,769
-Is that Lulu?
-Lulu?
587
00:22:41,802 --> 00:22:43,938
Did she say "bang"?
-Yeah. She...
588
00:22:43,971 --> 00:22:45,147
-Who are you talking to?
589
00:22:45,180 --> 00:22:46,774
-That's the Smash and Grab Team.
590
00:22:46,807 --> 00:22:48,317
Your parents, Martin, and Janet.
591
00:22:48,350 --> 00:22:50,277
-What?
Les: Lulu, why are you home?
592
00:22:50,311 --> 00:22:51,545
-Sorry, I missed that.
593
00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:54,448
-Richard, you assured me that
this connection would be strong.
594
00:22:54,481 --> 00:22:57,835
-It is. It is-ish...
595
00:22:58,235 --> 00:23:01,121
[faking signal drop]
-We'll talk-- ab-- later.
596
00:23:01,155 --> 00:23:04,008
-Lulu, I need you to be
my legs, arms, and eyes.
597
00:23:04,825 --> 00:23:06,001
-Whatever. Okay.
598
00:23:06,035 --> 00:23:08,295
This is so fucked,
Tiny Richard.
599
00:23:08,329 --> 00:23:10,506
-Yeah, it is.
600
00:23:10,539 --> 00:23:13,517
[upbeat rhythmic music
playing]
601
00:23:15,336 --> 00:23:17,638
-Is this a moat?
602
00:23:17,671 --> 00:23:18,806
[over phone]
Oh, my God.
603
00:23:18,839 --> 00:23:20,474
My parents
went completely insane.
604
00:23:20,507 --> 00:23:21,809
-They were trying
to kill each other.
605
00:23:21,842 --> 00:23:22,977
-What?
-Richard.
606
00:23:23,010 --> 00:23:23,978
Lulu: Oh, my God.
607
00:23:24,011 --> 00:23:25,479
Richard: No, it's gonna
be fine, I think.
608
00:23:25,512 --> 00:23:26,981
-Yes, it is gonna be fine.
It's fine.
609
00:23:27,014 --> 00:23:28,482
And, Richard,
don't be so theatrical.
610
00:23:28,515 --> 00:23:30,150
-Sorry.
-So Lulu, what I need you to do,
611
00:23:30,184 --> 00:23:31,819
I need you to text me a photo
612
00:23:31,852 --> 00:23:34,655
of the equation on the wall
613
00:23:34,688 --> 00:23:37,157
across from the foot
of the island bed.
614
00:23:37,191 --> 00:23:38,993
-You mean, like,
get in the water?
615
00:23:39,026 --> 00:23:41,495
There's power strips
and lights hanging above it.
616
00:23:41,528 --> 00:23:43,330
-It's safe.
Uh, and it's very important
617
00:23:43,364 --> 00:23:45,708
because I need to make Mom
big again and save the world.
618
00:23:45,741 --> 00:23:47,876
-Tall order.
-Nice pun.
619
00:23:47,910 --> 00:23:49,670
-She should be wearing waders.
620
00:23:49,703 --> 00:23:52,381
-Yeah, I know. Uh, just be
careful and--and, uh, be quick.
621
00:23:52,414 --> 00:23:53,382
But be very quick.
622
00:23:53,415 --> 00:23:55,676
Lindy: Hey, wait.
Are-are you sure, Les?
623
00:23:55,709 --> 00:23:57,561
Les: She'll be fine.
624
00:23:58,762 --> 00:24:02,391
-"Daughter found electrocuted
in parents' bedroom moat."
625
00:24:02,424 --> 00:24:04,109
Lindy: Not funny.
626
00:24:06,428 --> 00:24:08,447
[camera clicks]
[message tone]
627
00:24:13,936 --> 00:24:17,364
-Oh, fuck! Fuck. Fuck.
628
00:24:17,398 --> 00:24:19,033
-Are you worried
about the last line?
629
00:24:19,066 --> 00:24:20,743
Les: Huh?
630
00:24:20,776 --> 00:24:22,745
No, no. No, of course not.
631
00:24:22,778 --> 00:24:25,039
Richard: You said "fuck."
We can hear you.
632
00:24:25,072 --> 00:24:27,708
-Can you help him,
Tiny Richard Physicist?
633
00:24:27,741 --> 00:24:30,260
-Sadly, I was absent that day.
Les: Uh, no.
634
00:24:30,928 --> 00:24:34,214
I'm not worried at all,
'cause I remember it.
635
00:24:34,248 --> 00:24:35,716
[nervous chuckle]
636
00:24:35,749 --> 00:24:38,385
And, uh, yeah,
you did great, Lulu.
637
00:24:38,419 --> 00:24:40,104
Just get out of the water now.
638
00:24:40,504 --> 00:24:42,773
[tense music playing]
639
00:24:47,094 --> 00:24:48,278
You are brilliant.
640
00:24:49,430 --> 00:24:50,781
Your mind is strong.
641
00:24:52,599 --> 00:24:53,659
You got this.
642
00:24:55,269 --> 00:24:57,112
It's in your brain,
643
00:24:57,146 --> 00:25:01,125
so just let it fall
into your hands.
644
00:25:03,444 --> 00:25:07,748
Your miniature wife
will not explode and die.
645
00:25:07,781 --> 00:25:08,916
-Explode and die?
646
00:25:08,949 --> 00:25:10,626
-Ah, no. Uh, nah--
647
00:25:10,659 --> 00:25:11,593
it's not--I'm kidding.
648
00:25:11,627 --> 00:25:13,178
Everyone who's listening,
I'm kidding.
649
00:25:13,412 --> 00:25:16,632
Janet: Uh, Smash and Grab Team?
Vivienne's on the move!
650
00:25:16,665 --> 00:25:18,092
-[gasps]
651
00:25:18,125 --> 00:25:20,094
Secret weapon out.
652
00:25:20,127 --> 00:25:22,312
[gasps and shrieks]
653
00:25:25,632 --> 00:25:26,650
Oh, shit.
654
00:25:27,801 --> 00:25:28,977
Les!
655
00:25:29,011 --> 00:25:31,438
-Oh. Les?
656
00:25:31,472 --> 00:25:32,940
Of course.
657
00:25:32,973 --> 00:25:34,491
He's in the building.
658
00:25:34,925 --> 00:25:39,154
Sneaky, sneaky, not so sneaky.
659
00:25:39,188 --> 00:25:42,282
He mentioned you were having
marital issues.
660
00:25:42,316 --> 00:25:44,618
-Fuck off.
-It's nice to meet you too,
661
00:25:44,651 --> 00:25:46,620
Mrs. Littlejohn.
662
00:25:46,653 --> 00:25:51,125
I look forward to adding you
to my... collection.
663
00:25:51,158 --> 00:25:54,845
-Yeah, nice to meet you too,
scary giant bitch.
664
00:25:55,245 --> 00:25:58,632
-Name-calling is impolite,
665
00:25:58,665 --> 00:26:02,136
tiny toxic tart.
666
00:26:02,169 --> 00:26:04,188
[tense music playing]
667
00:26:07,341 --> 00:26:11,645
-Um, T-minus maybe 10 minutes
before the alarms go off.
668
00:26:11,678 --> 00:26:14,815
Les: Okay, Martin,
wheelman, you're up.
669
00:26:14,848 --> 00:26:16,250
Prepare for the great escape.
670
00:26:16,283 --> 00:26:18,026
Richard: I think The Getaway
would be a better reference.
671
00:26:18,060 --> 00:26:20,704
-Richard, operations, shut it.
672
00:26:22,022 --> 00:26:24,875
[ignition clicking]
673
00:26:27,027 --> 00:26:28,328
-I choked again.
674
00:26:28,362 --> 00:26:31,707
Empty battery. Fuck!
675
00:26:31,740 --> 00:26:32,674
-Whoa!
-Whoa!
676
00:26:32,708 --> 00:26:34,334
Lulu [over phone]:
I'm the new wheelman,
677
00:26:34,368 --> 00:26:35,536
Tiny Richard.
678
00:26:35,569 --> 00:26:37,337
Richard [over megaphone]:
Do you have a driver's license?
679
00:26:37,371 --> 00:26:38,380
-Almost.
680
00:26:38,413 --> 00:26:40,557
[door opens, closes]
681
00:26:43,961 --> 00:26:46,939
[suspenseful music playing]
682
00:26:48,590 --> 00:26:49,775
-Oh, fuck.
683
00:26:51,135 --> 00:26:52,402
[alarms blaring]
684
00:26:52,436 --> 00:26:55,439
computer voice: Attention.
Thermal energy tank breach.
685
00:26:55,472 --> 00:26:58,108
Evacuate building
immediately.
686
00:26:58,142 --> 00:27:00,619
Repeat, immediately.
687
00:27:01,420 --> 00:27:03,622
[alarm continues]
[liquid sloshing]
688
00:27:06,316 --> 00:27:09,962
computer voice: Attention.
Evacuate building immediately.
689
00:27:11,163 --> 00:27:14,583
-Oh, I don't think I can, uh,
test these on her first...
690
00:27:14,616 --> 00:27:16,585
Lulu: We can hear you.
Martin: We can still hear you.
691
00:27:16,618 --> 00:27:18,795
-Oh, I'm kidding.
[nervous chuckle]
692
00:27:18,829 --> 00:27:20,589
I'm just kidding.
Of course I can.
693
00:27:20,622 --> 00:27:22,591
Lindy. Lindy?
694
00:27:22,624 --> 00:27:25,302
Martin: Lindy?
-Lindy, come in, Lindy.
695
00:27:25,335 --> 00:27:26,970
Anyone got eyes or ears
on Lindy?
696
00:27:27,004 --> 00:27:28,430
Lulu: Mom?
-Hello?
697
00:27:28,463 --> 00:27:30,307
Janet: Mrs. Littlejohn?
-Hello?
698
00:27:30,340 --> 00:27:33,602
Okay. I'm heading out.
699
00:27:33,635 --> 00:27:36,989
computer voice: Attention.
Evacuate building immediately.
700
00:27:44,146 --> 00:27:46,281
-Lindy!
computer voice: Attention...
701
00:27:46,315 --> 00:27:48,283
-[grunts]
-Ow!
702
00:27:48,317 --> 00:27:49,710
[Vivienne gasps]
703
00:27:51,195 --> 00:27:53,005
-[gasps then grunts]
704
00:27:54,823 --> 00:27:56,124
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh!
705
00:27:56,158 --> 00:27:58,010
Oh, no!
706
00:27:59,328 --> 00:28:01,013
-That's company property.
707
00:28:03,874 --> 00:28:06,018
You've checked all my boxes,
708
00:28:06,835 --> 00:28:08,470
until you didn't.
709
00:28:08,503 --> 00:28:11,974
Your ego is untenable.
710
00:28:12,007 --> 00:28:15,235
[grunts]
-[electricity zapping]
711
00:28:17,846 --> 00:28:19,865
[alarm continues]
712
00:28:21,558 --> 00:28:25,370
-Down goes giant toxic tart.
713
00:28:27,189 --> 00:28:28,206
[chuckles]
714
00:28:30,692 --> 00:28:34,663
computer voice: Attention.
Evacuate building immediately.
715
00:28:34,696 --> 00:28:36,331
-Let me guess,
716
00:28:36,365 --> 00:28:39,376
only a person my size can, uh...
717
00:28:39,409 --> 00:28:40,669
-Yeah, unfortunately, it's--
718
00:28:40,702 --> 00:28:43,555
-Tick-tock. Right.
719
00:28:45,874 --> 00:28:47,267
-I believe in you.
720
00:28:48,877 --> 00:28:50,345
-Wait, what?
721
00:28:50,379 --> 00:28:51,563
Les, I...
722
00:28:54,424 --> 00:28:58,445
[sighs] Here I am alone, again.
723
00:29:00,222 --> 00:29:01,406
Well...
724
00:29:02,891 --> 00:29:05,694
[sighs] You gotta do it.
I mean, you must. You must.
725
00:29:05,727 --> 00:29:08,071
You gotta get down there,
you gotta get the fucking vials
726
00:29:08,105 --> 00:29:10,866
that he--he dropped
and now I have to--
727
00:29:10,899 --> 00:29:15,037
ohh, I'm the only person
in the world this size who can,
728
00:29:15,070 --> 00:29:16,413
so...
729
00:29:16,446 --> 00:29:18,248
-Not anymore.
730
00:29:18,282 --> 00:29:19,875
-[sighs]
731
00:29:19,908 --> 00:29:22,928
[whimsical music playing]
732
00:29:26,915 --> 00:29:28,091
[tender music playing]
733
00:29:28,125 --> 00:29:30,811
-You're tiny. [gasps]
734
00:29:31,311 --> 00:29:33,105
-A grand gesture.
735
00:29:34,089 --> 00:29:36,058
-Colon, holy fuck.
736
00:29:36,091 --> 00:29:37,943
-New year, new fuckin' us.
737
00:29:39,261 --> 00:29:40,654
-[scoffs]
738
00:29:41,054 --> 00:29:42,489
-Let's do it together.
739
00:29:46,601 --> 00:29:49,788
Lindy, I--
-Me too.
740
00:29:50,055 --> 00:29:53,075
computer voice: Attention.
Thermal energy tank breach.
741
00:29:53,108 --> 00:29:56,078
Evacuate building immediately.
742
00:29:56,111 --> 00:29:59,122
Repeat, immediately.
Lindy: Um...
743
00:29:59,156 --> 00:30:02,250
-Attention.
Thermal energy tank breach.
744
00:30:02,284 --> 00:30:03,919
Evacuate building immediately.
745
00:30:03,952 --> 00:30:06,972
-[computer voice repeating]
-Are we crazy?
746
00:30:07,622 --> 00:30:09,182
-Fuck it.
747
00:30:10,500 --> 00:30:11,977
-Fuck it.
748
00:30:12,244 --> 00:30:13,645
Fuck it.
749
00:30:14,629 --> 00:30:18,433
-Oh, shit!
-[Lindy screams]
750
00:30:18,467 --> 00:30:22,487
[suspenseful music playing]
[static over phones]
751
00:30:26,516 --> 00:30:28,110
computer voice:
Critical. Critical.
752
00:30:28,143 --> 00:30:30,203
Evacuate immediately.
753
00:30:31,813 --> 00:30:36,001
Critical. Critical.
Evacuate immediately.
754
00:30:36,802 --> 00:30:40,288
Critical. Critical.
Evacuate immediately.
755
00:30:40,322 --> 00:30:41,289
-Lulu.
756
00:30:41,323 --> 00:30:42,833
-Vivienne?
-Vivienne?
757
00:30:42,866 --> 00:30:44,342
Where are they?
758
00:30:44,993 --> 00:30:46,720
[alarm continues]
759
00:30:50,832 --> 00:30:52,225
[both gasp]
760
00:30:55,003 --> 00:30:56,855
[glass shattering]
[debris clattering]
761
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:06,865
[Martin gasps]
762
00:31:11,228 --> 00:31:13,538
-Mom. Dad.
763
00:31:15,524 --> 00:31:18,543
[dramatic music playing]
764
00:31:33,583 --> 00:31:34,843
Lindy: Lulu?
765
00:31:34,876 --> 00:31:36,678
-Dad, you're tiny too?
766
00:31:36,711 --> 00:31:38,346
-You drove?
-You do not have a license!
767
00:31:38,380 --> 00:31:41,016
-What, are you gonna,
like, tiny-ground me?
768
00:31:41,049 --> 00:31:43,351
[sirens approaching]
769
00:31:43,385 --> 00:31:44,686
-Fuck it, drive.
-Let's go.
770
00:31:44,719 --> 00:31:46,021
-Okay.
-Let's go. Let's go.
771
00:31:46,054 --> 00:31:47,689
[explosion]
[tires screech]
772
00:31:47,722 --> 00:31:50,692
Martin: Jesus critters, Les!
Janet: Um, Dr. Littlejohn!
773
00:31:50,725 --> 00:31:52,577
Les: I did it myself.
Lindy: He did that himself.
774
00:31:58,775 --> 00:32:02,078
-[sighs] So this is our last
775
00:32:02,112 --> 00:32:04,247
tiny moment as tiny people.
776
00:32:04,281 --> 00:32:05,624
-Yeah.
-What a ride.
777
00:32:05,657 --> 00:32:07,083
-What a ride.
778
00:32:07,117 --> 00:32:08,293
Ride's not quite over yet.
779
00:32:08,326 --> 00:32:09,461
-One last step.
780
00:32:09,494 --> 00:32:11,012
-One last step, for me.
781
00:32:12,622 --> 00:32:17,469
So there's an infinitesimally
small, uh, chance
782
00:32:17,502 --> 00:32:20,263
that I did not mix
the formula correctly.
783
00:32:20,297 --> 00:32:21,097
[nervous chuckle]
784
00:32:21,131 --> 00:32:23,975
-What?
-Yeah, I never mixed it myself.
785
00:32:24,009 --> 00:32:25,936
-Les.
-So, uh--yeah, I'm very--
786
00:32:25,969 --> 00:32:27,813
I'm very confident.
-But--uh, what are you saying?
787
00:32:27,846 --> 00:32:30,774
Are you saying that
if you're wrong, that we--
788
00:32:30,807 --> 00:32:32,776
-No, no. No, not we. Me. Me.
789
00:32:32,809 --> 00:32:35,779
I'm--I'm gonna test the formula
on myself first.
790
00:32:35,812 --> 00:32:37,781
-What--no.
791
00:32:37,814 --> 00:32:39,449
No, I don't want you to...
792
00:32:39,483 --> 00:32:41,785
-I-I won't. I won't.
And we won't. You won't.
793
00:32:41,818 --> 00:32:44,671
[tender music playing]
-It's... Lindy,
794
00:32:45,655 --> 00:32:46,623
you're the love of my life.
795
00:32:46,656 --> 00:32:48,291
-Are you saying goodbye?
796
00:32:48,325 --> 00:32:49,793
Is this a goodbye?
797
00:32:49,826 --> 00:32:51,294
Because you think
that we're going to--
798
00:32:51,328 --> 00:32:53,463
that you're going to--
-The truth is...
799
00:32:53,497 --> 00:32:54,798
I don't know.
800
00:32:54,831 --> 00:32:56,633
I don't know if it'll work.
801
00:32:56,666 --> 00:32:58,510
I believe it will.
802
00:32:58,543 --> 00:33:00,854
But I don't know. And, uh...
803
00:33:01,838 --> 00:33:03,732
I owe you the truth.
804
00:33:04,232 --> 00:33:06,184
It's not--it's not goodbye.
805
00:33:06,218 --> 00:33:07,811
It's just in case.
806
00:33:07,844 --> 00:33:10,146
-Just in case...
807
00:33:10,180 --> 00:33:11,690
you explode.
808
00:33:11,723 --> 00:33:13,984
Lulu: Dad's exploding?!
[music stops]
809
00:33:14,017 --> 00:33:15,485
-No, no.
-No!
810
00:33:15,519 --> 00:33:17,028
No. [chuckles]
-No, no, no, honey. No.
811
00:33:17,062 --> 00:33:18,154
-But you just said.
812
00:33:18,188 --> 00:33:20,490
-Infinitesimally small, I said.
813
00:33:20,524 --> 00:33:22,542
-"Just in case," you said.
814
00:33:23,476 --> 00:33:27,047
Look, can you guys
just both stay small forever?
815
00:33:27,447 --> 00:33:29,216
I can take care of you.
816
00:33:29,749 --> 00:33:31,835
-Oh. Honey, I...
-[Les chuckles]
817
00:33:31,868 --> 00:33:34,045
-We love you for saying that,
-Yeah.
818
00:33:34,079 --> 00:33:37,382
-but that's--that's--
that's very unrealistic.
819
00:33:37,415 --> 00:33:40,010
-We're worried
about unrealistic now?
820
00:33:40,043 --> 00:33:41,845
Dad.
Les: Your mom is right.
821
00:33:41,878 --> 00:33:44,514
Okay? We're not pets,
we're parents.
822
00:33:44,548 --> 00:33:47,726
And we're focusing on the one-
in-a-million negative result.
823
00:33:47,759 --> 00:33:49,519
-Your father's right.
824
00:33:49,553 --> 00:33:52,022
And like he always says,
"We have to trust the math."
825
00:33:52,055 --> 00:33:54,024
-Yeah.
-And his memory.
826
00:33:54,057 --> 00:33:56,067
-Pretty good.
-Which is good.
827
00:33:56,101 --> 00:33:57,577
Pretty good?
828
00:34:00,397 --> 00:34:03,742
[suspenseful music playing]
829
00:34:03,775 --> 00:34:05,869
Lulu: I'm gonna need
some serious fucking therapy
830
00:34:05,902 --> 00:34:09,080
if this doesn't work.
Les: So when I get to full size,
831
00:34:09,114 --> 00:34:13,585
um, start the three-minute
countdown and wait outside.
832
00:34:13,618 --> 00:34:18,048
And if I get to three--
Oh, when I get to three minutes,
833
00:34:18,081 --> 00:34:20,884
I will have reached
limitless stabilization.
834
00:34:20,917 --> 00:34:22,552
And then we can all go
to Mandy's
835
00:34:22,586 --> 00:34:25,555
and-and enjoy milkshakes
together.
836
00:34:25,589 --> 00:34:27,223
Okay?
837
00:34:27,257 --> 00:34:29,943
[coughs] Okay?
-Sure.
838
00:34:31,761 --> 00:34:33,063
Lindy: Okay.
839
00:34:33,096 --> 00:34:34,397
Les: Two drops.
840
00:34:34,431 --> 00:34:37,233
Like you learned
in your science classes.
841
00:34:37,267 --> 00:34:40,453
-Right. My science classes.
842
00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:44,574
Tiny Dad,
I dropped out of school.
843
00:34:44,608 --> 00:34:47,127
I'm going to community college.
-Wait, what?
844
00:34:49,446 --> 00:34:50,964
[fizzing]
845
00:34:55,785 --> 00:34:57,637
[Lindy gasps then chuckles]
846
00:34:59,331 --> 00:35:00,590
Start the timer!
847
00:35:00,624 --> 00:35:02,467
-You dropped out of school?
848
00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:05,595
-Uh, we can talk about it
at Mandy's.
849
00:35:05,629 --> 00:35:06,763
-Did you know about this?
850
00:35:06,796 --> 00:35:08,932
-We'll talk about it
in three minutes.
851
00:35:08,965 --> 00:35:12,936
-Lindy, I--
-Hey, tell me in three minutes.
852
00:35:12,969 --> 00:35:16,197
[suspenseful music playing]
853
00:35:17,974 --> 00:35:19,943
Lindy: You told your dad.
854
00:35:19,976 --> 00:35:21,945
That was a tactical info dump.
855
00:35:21,978 --> 00:35:23,613
I see what you did there.
856
00:35:23,647 --> 00:35:26,499
-Yeah, um, he needed
a distraction.
857
00:35:27,317 --> 00:35:29,169
-That was kind of you.
858
00:35:29,861 --> 00:35:31,546
-Like your TikTok.
859
00:35:32,530 --> 00:35:33,840
-Yeah?
860
00:35:35,158 --> 00:35:36,051
-Yeah.
861
00:35:42,165 --> 00:35:43,466
Lindy [over megaphone]:
How you doing in there?
862
00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:44,517
Les: Yeah.
863
00:35:46,544 --> 00:35:48,013
Yeah, doing good.
864
00:35:48,046 --> 00:35:49,522
All good.
865
00:35:51,007 --> 00:35:53,026
Love you both.
866
00:35:56,179 --> 00:35:58,148
[deep exhale]
867
00:35:58,181 --> 00:36:01,201
[dramatic music playing]
868
00:36:03,019 --> 00:36:04,204
-Go get a pen.
869
00:36:09,401 --> 00:36:10,710
[knocks on door]
870
00:36:16,908 --> 00:36:19,719
-[laughing]
871
00:36:25,041 --> 00:36:28,061
[sentimental music playing]
872
00:36:36,219 --> 00:36:37,737
-Hi.
873
00:36:38,096 --> 00:36:39,906
-Hi.
874
00:36:53,737 --> 00:36:55,205
[timer beeping]
875
00:36:55,238 --> 00:36:57,040
-That's three minutes, Dad.
876
00:36:57,073 --> 00:37:00,093
[tense music playing]
-[Lindy gasping]
877
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:03,546
[beeping continues]
878
00:37:03,580 --> 00:37:05,598
-Dad?
879
00:37:07,250 --> 00:37:08,935
-Les!
880
00:37:11,629 --> 00:37:13,314
[Lindy gasps]
881
00:37:16,301 --> 00:37:18,653
[dramatic music playing]
882
00:37:23,099 --> 00:37:25,493
-Limitless stabilization.
883
00:37:30,774 --> 00:37:32,125
[sighs]
884
00:37:43,328 --> 00:37:45,421
Lindy: Hi.
885
00:37:45,455 --> 00:37:46,473
-Hi.
886
00:37:50,460 --> 00:37:51,478
[Lindy chuckles]
887
00:37:53,963 --> 00:37:55,932
[Les laughs]
888
00:37:55,965 --> 00:37:57,767
-Nice use of the safe word.
889
00:37:57,801 --> 00:38:01,821
-Well, if there was ever
a time...
890
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:04,824
[sighs]
891
00:38:07,143 --> 00:38:09,612
Lulu: So, hi, hi.
892
00:38:09,646 --> 00:38:12,157
Okay. Everyone's
still waiting in my room.
893
00:38:12,190 --> 00:38:14,993
So are we gonna restore
Tiny Richard
894
00:38:15,026 --> 00:38:17,287
or is he less annoying tiny?
895
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:18,955
-He's kind of annoying
big or small.
896
00:38:18,988 --> 00:38:20,290
Lindy: Uh-hmm.
-But, he is a good scientist.
897
00:38:20,323 --> 00:38:21,457
-A good scientist.
-A good scientist.
898
00:38:21,491 --> 00:38:22,625
-Yeah.
-Yes. We know.
899
00:38:22,659 --> 00:38:25,795
-Speaking of, Lulu.
-Yeah?
900
00:38:25,829 --> 00:38:29,349
-Whatever makes you happy
makes me happy.
901
00:38:30,834 --> 00:38:33,469
-I know that you don't
totally mean that,
902
00:38:33,503 --> 00:38:35,972
but thank you, Restored Dad.
903
00:38:36,005 --> 00:38:37,524
[Magoo meows]
904
00:38:39,676 --> 00:38:41,644
Lulu: I don't wanna know.
-[sighs]
905
00:38:41,678 --> 00:38:42,979
-I'll let him out after.
906
00:38:43,012 --> 00:38:44,697
Lindy: [laughs] Okay.
907
00:38:45,515 --> 00:38:47,534
[tender music playing]
908
00:38:51,855 --> 00:38:53,656
How did we...
-End up here?
909
00:38:53,690 --> 00:38:54,991
[both laugh]
910
00:38:55,024 --> 00:38:57,377
-Look at our... our house.
911
00:38:58,361 --> 00:39:02,999
-I want our marriage to work.
912
00:39:03,032 --> 00:39:06,553
Our new,
revised version of marriage.
913
00:39:10,707 --> 00:39:11,724
-I do too.
914
00:39:13,042 --> 00:39:16,387
-My ego has been revised.
915
00:39:16,421 --> 00:39:18,181
You will never be last again.
916
00:39:18,214 --> 00:39:20,850
-And my accountability
has been revised.
917
00:39:20,884 --> 00:39:24,187
I will never blame you again.
918
00:39:24,220 --> 00:39:26,397
Only me.
-And grand gestures?
919
00:39:26,431 --> 00:39:28,858
-Oh, you have out-grand
gestured yourself.
920
00:39:28,892 --> 00:39:29,734
-I think we both have.
921
00:39:29,767 --> 00:39:31,411
-Uh-huh.
922
00:39:34,063 --> 00:39:35,248
-Let's do this thing.
923
00:39:36,065 --> 00:39:37,750
-Let's do this thing.
924
00:39:39,569 --> 00:39:41,412
And my engagement ring?
925
00:39:41,446 --> 00:39:43,089
-I'll dredge the moat.
926
00:39:49,913 --> 00:39:51,431
-I, um...
927
00:39:52,415 --> 00:39:53,933
I had--
928
00:39:56,461 --> 00:39:58,221
I have this idea,
929
00:39:58,254 --> 00:40:00,056
that's kind of a big idea...
930
00:40:00,089 --> 00:40:02,108
Tiny big idea.
931
00:40:04,302 --> 00:40:07,447
I feel like I have to write it
on my own.
932
00:40:08,114 --> 00:40:13,453
And I'm thinking that
the working title might be...
933
00:40:16,773 --> 00:40:18,499
The Miniature Wife.
934
00:40:25,448 --> 00:40:26,633
-Huh.
935
00:40:30,954 --> 00:40:32,305
Yeah.
936
00:40:33,623 --> 00:40:34,465
I love it.
937
00:40:34,499 --> 00:40:35,591
-Yeah?
938
00:40:35,625 --> 00:40:36,643
-Yeah.
939
00:40:38,294 --> 00:40:39,595
-And I love you.
940
00:40:39,629 --> 00:40:41,314
-And I love you.
941
00:40:43,967 --> 00:40:46,819
["Friday I'm In Love"
by The Cure playing]
942
00:40:52,308 --> 00:40:55,945
♪ I don't care ♪
♪ If Monday's blue ♪
943
00:40:55,979 --> 00:40:59,282
♪ Tuesday's gray ♪
♪ And Wednesday too ♪
944
00:40:59,315 --> 00:41:02,452
♪ Thursday ♪
♪ I don't care about you ♪
945
00:41:02,485 --> 00:41:06,622
♪ It's Friday, I'm in love ♪
946
00:41:06,656 --> 00:41:09,959
♪ Monday, you can fall apart ♪
947
00:41:09,993 --> 00:41:12,962
♪ Tuesday, Wednesday ♪
♪ Break my heart ♪
948
00:41:12,996 --> 00:41:16,799
♪ Oh, Thursday ♪
♪ Doesn't even start ♪
949
00:41:16,833 --> 00:41:20,303
♪ It's Friday, I'm in love ♪
950
00:41:20,336 --> 00:41:21,804
Gary: We've left messages?
951
00:41:21,838 --> 00:41:23,806
Meg: So many messages.
952
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:25,641
Gary: Voice and text?
Meg: Voice and text.
953
00:41:25,675 --> 00:41:26,809
Gary: I mean,
if they don't call us back,
954
00:41:26,843 --> 00:41:27,810
what else can we do?
955
00:41:27,844 --> 00:41:29,312
Meg: What else can we do?
956
00:41:29,345 --> 00:41:31,022
Gary: We're only in St. Louis
the one night.
957
00:41:31,055 --> 00:41:32,865
Meg: It's just the one night.
958
00:41:38,354 --> 00:41:40,490
-Freedom!
959
00:41:40,523 --> 00:41:42,542
[thunder crashing]
960
00:41:44,068 --> 00:41:45,661
Help! Help!
961
00:41:45,695 --> 00:41:47,547
I need help!
Gary: The fuck are you?
962
00:41:49,365 --> 00:41:53,836
-What the fuck are you?
-[car horn blaring]
963
00:41:53,870 --> 00:41:55,505
-I'm a journalist.
964
00:41:55,538 --> 00:41:57,173
From Scientific American.
965
00:41:57,206 --> 00:42:00,893
And I have the most
incredible story to tell.
966
00:42:04,589 --> 00:42:06,015
-Oh, my.
967
00:42:06,049 --> 00:42:07,683
[dramatic music playing]
968
00:42:07,717 --> 00:42:12,739
-No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
[screams]
969
00:42:15,725 --> 00:42:18,694
♪ Saturday, wait ♪
970
00:42:18,728 --> 00:42:22,073
♪ And Sunday always comes ♪
♪ Too late ♪
971
00:42:22,106 --> 00:42:26,202
♪ But Friday, never hesitate ♪
972
00:42:26,235 --> 00:42:30,081
♪ Dressed up to the eyes ♪
♪ It's a wonderful surprise ♪
973
00:42:30,114 --> 00:42:33,709
♪ To see your shoes ♪
♪ And your spirits rise ♪
974
00:42:33,743 --> 00:42:35,420
♪ Throw out your frown ♪
975
00:42:35,453 --> 00:42:37,422
♪ And just smile ♪
♪ At the sound ♪
976
00:42:37,455 --> 00:42:40,591
♪ As sleek as a sheik ♪
♪ Spinning 'round and 'round ♪
977
00:42:40,625 --> 00:42:44,220
♪ Always take a big bite ♪
♪ It's such a gorgeous sight ♪
978
00:42:44,253 --> 00:42:47,557
♪ To see you eat ♪
♪ In the middle of the night ♪
979
00:42:47,590 --> 00:42:51,227
♪ You can never get enough ♪
♪ Enough of this stuff ♪
980
00:42:51,260 --> 00:42:54,272
♪ It's Friday, I'm in love ♪
981
00:42:54,305 --> 00:42:57,567
♪ I don't care ♪
♪ If Monday's blue ♪
982
00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:01,237
♪ Tuesday's gray ♪
♪ And Wednesday too ♪
983
00:43:01,270 --> 00:43:04,240
♪ Thursday ♪
♪ I don't care about you ♪
984
00:43:04,273 --> 00:43:08,244
♪ It's Friday, I'm in love ♪
985
00:43:08,277 --> 00:43:11,747
♪ Monday, you can fall apart ♪
986
00:43:11,781 --> 00:43:15,126
♪ Tuesday, Wednesday ♪
♪ Break my heart ♪
987
00:43:15,159 --> 00:43:18,254
♪ Thursday doesn't ♪
♪ Even start ♪
988
00:43:18,287 --> 00:43:21,299
♪ It's Friday, I'm in love ♪
989
00:43:21,332 --> 00:43:24,352
♪ Whoa! ♪
[vocalizing]
990
00:43:27,338 --> 00:43:30,316
♪ Whoa ♪
♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo ♪
991
00:43:31,134 --> 00:43:33,694
♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo ♪
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