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Jenna: Lindy Littlejohn,
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accused of plagiarizing
her short story
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by the author's own daughter.
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-She stole it
from one of her students.
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She's a liar.
Mike: You'll regret it.
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-I am her literal regret.
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Young Lulu: "I dream of a life
without a daughter,
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sucking at the teat
of inspiration."
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Mom hates me.
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Terry: The Pulitzer committee
is meeting
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and there's talk
of rescinding your award.
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-What am I without it?
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-A former client.
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Lindy: Eight packs
of toilet paper?
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Hundreds.
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I'm his fucking lab rat.
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-You're having an affair
with my physicist?
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[screams]
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-[gasps]
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-No!
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[groans]
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Les: Richard.
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Have I killed a man?
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-[gasps] You're alive!
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-Les has 30 days
to solve the formula
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or he's fired and the tech
reverts to Hilton.
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-Another fuckin' lie!
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-I need space from you.
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-Fucking Les.
-Oh, fuck!
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-[fire alarm beeping]
-You can't solve the formula.
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And I plan to make
the next 21 days of your life
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- a living hell.
-[screams]
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[Lindy laughs]
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[ominous music playing]
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Lindy: Les.
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You're stuck in a bad dream.
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We both are.
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Les, wake up.
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-[gasps] Lindy, you're you.
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-I'm me.
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-Is it over?
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-It is for me.
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-What happened?
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Lindy: I lost my Pulitzer.
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I was outed as a plagiarist
by our daughter.
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-Oh.
Lindy: She's so clever
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and bright.
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[sighs] Loathes me.
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But not you.
-I'm sorry.
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I would be devastated
if she loathed me.
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-It's all right, really.
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I am a fraud.
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One book.
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I'm relieved.
-That was your prize.
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[gasps] Now that I've solved
the formula,
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I'm gonna get mine.
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Lindy: Oh, you're confused.
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You didn't solve anything.
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You're never going
to get your prize.
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You're a fraud, too.
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-Then I need you
to respect me, Lindy.
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I can't be alone.
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-You are alone.
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-But you're here.
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-Am I?
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Wake up!
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[gasping]
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-Lindy?
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Lindy: I'm still here, Les.
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-No, you're not.
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And I'm dreaming.
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Lindy: No.
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This is real.
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I'm right here.
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Boo!
-[yelps]
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-Where are you?
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Lindy.
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Where are you?
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Lindy.
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[ominous music playing]
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-[sighs]
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Lindy:
Guilt won't let you sleep.
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-You're the one
who should be feeling guilty!
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Lindy: Me?
-Yes!
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Lindy: Richard.
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Dolores.
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-I can't do this. I can't--
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found you.
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You sadist.
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[laughs]
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-Shit.
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Lindy: Dr. Carmichael said...
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-Oh, fuck that bitch
and fuck you!
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Lindy: Les,
that is a red-light reaction.
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-Oh, you're in my head.
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You're in my head,
you're in my head,
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you're in my head,
you're in my--oh!
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Oh! Oh, God!
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Lindy: Dr. Carmichael says
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we can't be afraid to expose
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our naked selves,
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even if it makes us feel
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vulnerable and scared.
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[ominous music playing]
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-We're goin' God mode.
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Connect, connect,
connect, connect,
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connect, connect, connect.
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-You have no power
if you have no power!
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-Don't you dare touch
that circuit breaker, Les.
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I will crush you.
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-I touch what I wanna touch.
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I exist without restraint.
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Lindy: You live in darkness.
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Full fucking throttle.
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You will tremble to think
of all the things I can do
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while you sleep.
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Sun's out, buns out.
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-Oh.
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-[chuckles]
Les: Fuck this!
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I'm checking into
the Courtyard Marriott.
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-Uh-uh,
if you don't come home,
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I will report myself
a missing person.
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Les: You wouldn't.
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-I would.
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I will Gone Girl
myself.
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How are you gonna explain
your actions to the police?
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-You monster!
Lindy: I'm your monster,
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Dr. Franken-fuck.
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[doorbell rings]
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[jazz music playing]
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-Uh, oh, my bad.
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[door lock clicks]
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Lindy: Enough to wipe your ass
for 192 days.
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Trust me.
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You're my prisoner now.
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[ears ringing]
[muffled breathing]
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Martin: Hello?
-[gasps]
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Hello. [clears throat]
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Hi, Martin. Hi. Uh, yes.
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-Are you sleeping?
Your eyes were open.
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-No, I was resting.
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It's been a long,
um, long life.
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-Are you able to...
to receive information?
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Because we've got a problem.
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-What is the problem?
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-Oh, problem is that Hilton
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has moved up the investor
presentation to tomorrow.
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He was so impressed
with your little party trick.
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-So was Dr. Schaffhausen.
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I'm gonna get the Nobel Prize
in Sweden.
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Uh, the King--
-Les, buddy,
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unless you can figure out
the formula,
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there is no Nobel.
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-I've--
-No, there is no lab.
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There is no you,
there is no me.
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There is fraud.
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There is a lawsuit.
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There is maximum-security
prison.
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And Hilton's smug face.
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-I can sleep in prison.
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-Why are you like this?
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-Lindy.
-Is this about the-the scandal?
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Because I have a lot of
conflicting Lindy information.
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-She is conflict.
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She's--yeah. I need a--
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I need a minute now.
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-Take 20, take 30.
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But make it fast.
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Because if you can't figure
this out, we are dead.
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Dead in the holy water.
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woman [on recording]: You've
elected to try something new.
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You've decided
to take control
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of your anger and rage.
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Surprise yourself
and those around you
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by finding an alternative
to lashing out
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and emotionally baiting
your loved ones.
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By channeling...
-What?
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woman: ...inner peace
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and reconnecting
with your better self.
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You're in there somewhere--
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[phone ringing]
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-[gasps] Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yes. Accept.
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Hello. Hi.
Hi, I thought you hated me.
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Terry: I do.
Turn on the "Today" show.
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-Oh, fuck. Why?
What--this fuckin' nightmare.
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Terry: This is gonna put both
of us in the fucking ground.
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-Well, what the fuck now?
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Terry: Jackie.
-No.
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Terry: Jenna.
-No!
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-I have to go.
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Lindy: No, no, no!
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-Any idea
what she's gonna say?
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-Nope.
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-Power move.
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-[groans]
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I know you hate me.
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But I hate me more.
-Get up.
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-Let me die.
Steffy: I totally want to,
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but the "Today" show.
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-What the fuck now?
-Jackie.
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Jenna: ...author Lindy
Littlejohn's career comeback
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-Yeah?
-Jenna.
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Jenna: ...and subsequent
plagiarism scandal.
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Joining us today
via satellite
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is the student rumored
to have written
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the short story...
-Oh, fuck yeah.
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-...Jackie Baldwin.
Jackie, welcome.
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What a whirlwind.
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-Jenna, what an honor
to be here.
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I mean, I'm such a fan.
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I love how you love books
as much as I do.
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Jenna, let me begin by saying
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Professor Littlejohn
is my hero.
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My Rainbow Starts With Black
changed my life.
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It's as if she saw
into my soul.
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Lindy: Yeah.
-Well, now,
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there are questions
about the authenticity
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of that novel, too.
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-Okay, which is some bullshit!
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Please, Jackie, help me.
Help me, Jackie.
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Please, please, please.
Jackie: Professor Littlejohn
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is the reason I wanted
to become a writer.
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She's a paragon
of inspiration.
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To think that
Professor Littlejohn
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would be capable
of plagiarism is...
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is heartbreaking.
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I mean,
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being in this position
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is my worst nightmare
realized.
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-Jesus.
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She's good.
-She's good.
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-"Untitled on Purpose"
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is a captivating
and entertaining read.
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The question everyone
is asking is,
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who wrote it?
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-Professor Littlejohn,
if you're watching,
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and I sure hope you are,
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I have no choice
but to tell the truth.
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-[whimpers]
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-Professor Littlejohn
is the true author
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of "Untitled on Purpose."
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-Why? What? Yes!
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What? Thank you. [gasps]
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Jackie: I'm merely a humble
graduate student doing...
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-Oh, God.
-Oh, God.
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-Your publisher better have
deep fucking pockets.
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-Well played, Hel.
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Well fucking played.
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And nice touch sending her
to Montana, too.
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Keeps her folksy.
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-I am no
Professor Littlejohn.
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-Teach me everything you know.
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-It saddens me
that her daughter...
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Lulu: She's lying.
-...would accuse
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her own mother of such a...
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-You don't know me,
Jackie Baldwin!
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I am not lying.
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She is lying about the lying.
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-Your mom's fans
are fuckin' toxic.
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-Yeah.
Everybody hates me.
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Steffy: The chick-lit
hashtaggers are strapping
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on their heels for battle.
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-But they loved me yesterday.
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[whimsical music playing]
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00:11:35,053 --> 00:11:36,946
[music turning ominous]
267
00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:41,359
-Richard, do I have
thoughts today?
268
00:11:41,392 --> 00:11:44,529
-Um, Richard's not here.
269
00:11:44,562 --> 00:11:46,247
-Oh, yes, you're right.
He's dead.
270
00:11:46,648 --> 00:11:48,366
-Uh, no.
271
00:11:48,399 --> 00:11:50,410
I think he's just
in Collinsville.
272
00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,579
-Is that Shakespearean
for heaven?
273
00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:53,705
-It--it's a suburb.
274
00:11:53,738 --> 00:11:55,173
-Oh, lovely.
275
00:11:58,076 --> 00:12:00,920
Bob, explain
what I should implement.
276
00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:03,097
-Uh...
277
00:12:04,415 --> 00:12:05,642
-You're not Bob.
278
00:12:06,251 --> 00:12:07,118
-I'm Bob.
279
00:12:07,151 --> 00:12:09,270
-There's something different
about you.
280
00:12:09,804 --> 00:12:11,981
-I'm Bob the New Explainer.
-Janet?
281
00:12:12,615 --> 00:12:14,642
What's happening?
Where's Bob-Bob?
282
00:12:14,676 --> 00:12:16,728
-Bob is not here.
283
00:12:16,761 --> 00:12:18,146
No explanation.
284
00:12:18,179 --> 00:12:21,065
-What's going on?
-Um, he seems off.
285
00:12:21,099 --> 00:12:23,785
-Les, come.
286
00:12:29,691 --> 00:12:31,784
-There's a new Bob.
-That's right.
287
00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:33,578
The other Bob spoke
to a journalist.
288
00:12:33,611 --> 00:12:35,747
We do not do that.
You know the protocol.
289
00:12:35,780 --> 00:12:37,165
Let's reset.
290
00:12:37,198 --> 00:12:38,633
Tell me what you see.
291
00:12:40,868 --> 00:12:44,922
Better yet,
tell me what you don't see.
292
00:12:44,956 --> 00:12:47,183
[whimsical music playing]
293
00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:52,480
-Curve.
294
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,025
Follow the curve.
295
00:12:57,302 --> 00:12:58,903
Continue the curve.
296
00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:11,991
-We need a curve.
297
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:14,661
Uh, I don't know
what kind of curve,
298
00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:18,089
but not a straight line,
299
00:13:19,407 --> 00:13:20,675
a curve...
300
00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:24,178
to infinity.
301
00:13:25,046 --> 00:13:27,799
If the corn stabilizes
for three minutes,
302
00:13:27,832 --> 00:13:31,352
we'll have reached
limitless stabilization.
303
00:13:34,005 --> 00:13:35,773
Janet: And the math?
304
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:39,027
Dr. Littlejohn?
305
00:13:41,346 --> 00:13:43,648
Well, the equation.
306
00:13:43,681 --> 00:13:46,534
The curve. Um...
307
00:13:53,191 --> 00:13:55,076
Vivienne: We have 24 hours.
308
00:13:55,109 --> 00:13:56,536
You can do this.
309
00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:57,795
You need to sleep.
310
00:13:59,530 --> 00:14:00,998
You're welcome to stay
at my place,
311
00:14:01,032 --> 00:14:02,834
in my guestroom.
312
00:14:02,867 --> 00:14:05,553
The mattress is Tempur-Pedic,
medium firm.
313
00:14:07,622 --> 00:14:09,507
I'm here for you, Les.
314
00:14:09,540 --> 00:14:11,392
I am wherever
you need me to be,
315
00:14:12,126 --> 00:14:16,013
for work or anything
316
00:14:16,047 --> 00:14:18,441
other than work, too.
317
00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:24,655
-I can't.
My wife is expecting me.
318
00:14:25,256 --> 00:14:28,242
-I see.
I understand.
319
00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:30,578
Then go home.
320
00:14:31,112 --> 00:14:33,614
But do whatever you have to do
321
00:14:33,648 --> 00:14:36,834
to rest and think.
322
00:14:37,235 --> 00:14:39,746
Defend your mental space.
323
00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:42,457
-Defend my mental space.
324
00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:44,842
-Get creative.
325
00:14:50,331 --> 00:14:53,301
-So, is that it? Is it over?
326
00:14:53,334 --> 00:14:54,844
Terry: You're welcome.
327
00:14:54,877 --> 00:14:57,138
-What happened?
-Hell.
328
00:14:57,171 --> 00:15:00,016
I have been through hell.
Lindy: You have no idea.
329
00:15:00,049 --> 00:15:01,809
-No, you have no idea.
330
00:15:01,843 --> 00:15:04,103
-So my Pulitzer?
331
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,488
Terry: You get to keep it.
332
00:15:06,556 --> 00:15:08,441
-And my editor?
333
00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:09,692
Terry: Still on the roster.
334
00:15:09,725 --> 00:15:10,993
-[sighs]
335
00:15:12,895 --> 00:15:14,664
And my best friend?
336
00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:20,036
-Waitlisted-ish.
337
00:15:20,069 --> 00:15:23,039
Lindy: Fair.
I deserve an -ish.
338
00:15:23,072 --> 00:15:25,124
I'm just relieved
not to be dropped.
339
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:28,294
So everybody wins, right?
340
00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:32,715
You, me,
Jackie Baldwin, I'm assuming?
341
00:15:32,748 --> 00:15:34,342
Terry: Raked over the money
coals, yes,
342
00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:36,385
but worth it, I think.
343
00:15:36,419 --> 00:15:37,720
-Oh, you're welcome.
344
00:15:37,753 --> 00:15:40,807
Terry: Too soon.
-Fair. Fair. Yes.
345
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:45,686
-Um, listen,
there is one casualty.
346
00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:47,730
Someone's gotta
take the fall.
347
00:15:47,763 --> 00:15:49,866
-Oh, fuck.
348
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,152
Lulu.
349
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:55,196
Terry: #StLuluDeLulu.
350
00:15:55,229 --> 00:15:58,866
-[sighs] Is it bad-bad?
351
00:15:58,900 --> 00:16:01,494
Terry: She's tough,
and it's the internet,
352
00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:05,590
so tomorrow it'll be someone
else's something else.
353
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:09,168
-Jackie's on,
and not the folksy one.
354
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:11,337
-I gotta run.
Congrats, I think.
355
00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:13,306
-Thank--
[disconnected tone]
356
00:16:16,292 --> 00:16:17,727
-[sighs]
357
00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:23,891
Jesus.
358
00:16:23,925 --> 00:16:26,944
[dramatic music playing]
359
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:32,492
-[sighs]
360
00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:38,122
[exhales]
361
00:16:43,110 --> 00:16:46,255
[phone trilling]
362
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,875
Lulu [on recording]:
You're old. Text me.
363
00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:50,376
-Of course.
364
00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:52,420
[dramatic music playing]
365
00:16:52,453 --> 00:16:54,096
[groans]
366
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:05,524
[phone dings, buzzes]
367
00:17:09,178 --> 00:17:10,396
-It's your mom.
368
00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:11,898
She says,
"Lulu, please come home."
369
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:13,399
Lulu: Delete it.
Steffy: No.
370
00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:14,734
Lulu: Yes!
371
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,236
Steffy: No!
You should go home.
372
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:19,121
Talk to her.
373
00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:23,075
-She had her student lie
374
00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:25,411
so that I could be crushed
on social media
375
00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:27,747
and she can keep
her precious fucking award.
376
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,248
That is all she cares about.
377
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,458
-You don't know
she actually did that.
378
00:17:30,491 --> 00:17:31,751
-I have proof
379
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,252
that she stole that story.
380
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:34,921
I will not let her
get away with this.
381
00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:35,922
-What are you gonna do?
382
00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:37,298
Make another TikTok?
383
00:17:37,331 --> 00:17:38,591
-Maybe I should.
384
00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:40,009
Or go on the "Today" show.
385
00:17:40,042 --> 00:17:41,510
-You're just looking
for more drama.
386
00:17:41,544 --> 00:17:43,095
You're like a drama junkie.
387
00:17:43,129 --> 00:17:45,231
-So is she.
-Finally!
388
00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:48,643
Now you see my point?
389
00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:50,311
She reached out.
390
00:17:50,344 --> 00:17:52,980
She wants to see you.
391
00:17:53,014 --> 00:17:55,608
She is breaking a pattern
and so should you.
392
00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:57,660
-[sighs]
393
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:07,670
-And we will be talking
about Shirtless Mike later.
394
00:18:12,742 --> 00:18:15,461
-You fellows have traveled
a great distance
395
00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:18,130
following a northern star,
gifts in hand,
396
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:20,800
and your faith was rewarded,
right?
397
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:25,554
And in my own way, I have
traveled a great distance
398
00:18:25,588 --> 00:18:27,640
following my heart's
North Star,
399
00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:30,142
only to be rejected,
and tortured,
400
00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:32,645
and traumatized
that I'm losing my faith.
401
00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:35,690
[crying] I'm...
402
00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:39,201
I'm losing my faith, in faith.
403
00:18:40,936 --> 00:18:44,240
I'm in dire need
of some kind of sign.
404
00:18:44,273 --> 00:18:48,160
A reason, a purpose,
a direction, a--
405
00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:51,255
[phone ringing]
406
00:18:56,077 --> 00:18:57,470
[chuckles]
407
00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:04,176
-Your existence
is complicated,
408
00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:06,262
but I thank you anyway.
409
00:19:06,295 --> 00:19:07,730
[sniffles, clears throat]
410
00:19:09,423 --> 00:19:11,517
Well, you've restored
my faith.
411
00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:12,568
-In what?
412
00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:15,104
-In life.
413
00:19:15,137 --> 00:19:17,440
Hi.
-Hi.
414
00:19:17,473 --> 00:19:19,859
I-I know you're on
a mini signed sabbatical
415
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:21,944
caring for a loved one
right now,
416
00:19:21,977 --> 00:19:24,530
and I hate
to bother you, but...
417
00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:27,700
Richard: Janet,
you are never a bother.
418
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:29,952
-Well, um, I'm glad.
419
00:19:29,985 --> 00:19:31,287
Richard: What's going on?
420
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:35,041
-Um, Les is not good.
421
00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:37,710
-Oh, I know.
-You know?
422
00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:41,380
-I--well, you know,
we work together so closely
423
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:42,965
that it's like
a twin-flame thing.
424
00:19:42,998 --> 00:19:48,304
I--I can feel it, even if
I can't see it in... in person.
425
00:19:48,337 --> 00:19:52,058
-Uh, thing is,
we need him good,
426
00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:54,268
like great.
427
00:19:54,301 --> 00:19:57,313
He's too exhausted to string
a coherent sentence together
428
00:19:57,346 --> 00:19:59,774
and the investor presentation
is tomorrow.
429
00:19:59,807 --> 00:20:02,902
-Wait. Tomorrow?
430
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,487
Janet: Yeah, Hilton's whim.
431
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:07,281
-Oh. So, how can I be helpful?
432
00:20:07,314 --> 00:20:09,909
Janet: Uh, I wish you could
talk to him.
433
00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:11,577
Get him back on track.
434
00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:13,079
I mean, he thinks
435
00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:16,999
you're in, like, heaven?
436
00:20:17,032 --> 00:20:19,135
-I'm nearby.
437
00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:23,339
man [over PA]: Johnny,
we need the forklift.
438
00:20:23,372 --> 00:20:26,350
Johnny, bring back
the forklift.
439
00:20:27,168 --> 00:20:29,261
♪ Down in Jamaica ♪
440
00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:31,806
♪ They got lots ♪
♪ Of pretty women ♪
441
00:20:31,839 --> 00:20:33,682
♪ Steal your money ♪
442
00:20:33,716 --> 00:20:35,518
♪ Then they break ♪
♪ Your heart ♪
443
00:20:35,551 --> 00:20:37,478
♪ Lonesome Sue ♪
444
00:20:37,511 --> 00:20:40,773
♪ She's in love ♪
♪ With old Sam ♪
445
00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:43,109
♪ Take him from the fire ♪
♪ Into the frying pan ♪
446
00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:44,410
-Great choice. [chuckles]
447
00:20:45,227 --> 00:20:46,779
It's my favorite.
448
00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:48,998
-Would it get through
a bedroom door easily?
449
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:52,284
-Like a hot knife
through butter.
450
00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:54,286
-[chuckles] Yes, please.
451
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,621
♪ ...when she feels ♪
♪ Like crying ♪
452
00:20:55,654 --> 00:20:57,873
-Question, um, Chuck,
453
00:20:57,907 --> 00:21:01,127
if you had a very clever,
determined,
454
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:04,171
angry mouse that was keeping
you up all night,
455
00:21:04,205 --> 00:21:06,298
driving you fucking insane...
-I hate mice.
456
00:21:06,332 --> 00:21:08,676
-...what would you use
to slow her down?
457
00:21:08,709 --> 00:21:09,969
Chuck: Let me ask you this.
458
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:11,637
Are you lookin' for somethin'
459
00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:15,107
humane or inhumane?
460
00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:20,980
Let me show you both options.
-Yes, please.
461
00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:22,907
♪ And starts to cry ♪
462
00:21:25,559 --> 00:21:28,863
-I'll wait to hear from you
with, um, bells on.
463
00:21:28,896 --> 00:21:30,122
-Fare thee well.
464
00:21:31,273 --> 00:21:32,625
[call disconnects]
465
00:21:34,068 --> 00:21:35,294
-[gasps]
466
00:21:35,778 --> 00:21:36,871
Oh.
467
00:21:36,904 --> 00:21:40,249
Um... um...
468
00:21:40,282 --> 00:21:42,376
I was on a personal call.
469
00:21:42,409 --> 00:21:44,920
I apologize. I cannot lie.
470
00:21:44,954 --> 00:21:46,380
-Why do you look like that?
471
00:21:46,413 --> 00:21:48,265
-Nervous?
-Glowing.
472
00:21:48,999 --> 00:21:51,051
When you hung up with
whoever you were speaking to,
473
00:21:51,085 --> 00:21:53,637
you smiled and glowed.
474
00:21:53,671 --> 00:21:55,973
-Am I in trouble?
-Not yet.
475
00:21:56,006 --> 00:21:57,474
I'm curious.
476
00:21:57,508 --> 00:22:01,478
-I was talking to,
um, someone special.
477
00:22:01,512 --> 00:22:03,230
-You're in a relationship?
478
00:22:03,264 --> 00:22:05,783
-No, no, no.
The someone special already...
479
00:22:06,767 --> 00:22:08,786
has a someone special.
480
00:22:10,104 --> 00:22:12,281
Am I fired?
-Isn't it anti-feminist
481
00:22:12,314 --> 00:22:13,490
to be considered
the other woman?
482
00:22:13,524 --> 00:22:14,658
-I'm sorry?
483
00:22:14,692 --> 00:22:15,910
Vivienne:
Your Instagram account.
484
00:22:15,943 --> 00:22:19,288
"Janet Colgate, physicist,
485
00:22:19,321 --> 00:22:22,124
feminist, celiac."
486
00:22:22,157 --> 00:22:24,752
-You're on Instagram?
Vivienne: In a way. I lurk.
487
00:22:24,785 --> 00:22:27,846
I research...everyone.
488
00:22:28,330 --> 00:22:29,390
Janet...
489
00:22:32,293 --> 00:22:33,761
you're the other woman?
490
00:22:33,794 --> 00:22:37,565
-Oh, I-I don't think
I have that status yet.
491
00:22:38,507 --> 00:22:40,150
-Same. Hmm.
492
00:22:44,305 --> 00:22:46,574
-Mom, I'm here. Let's talk.
493
00:22:48,726 --> 00:22:49,560
Mom?
494
00:22:49,593 --> 00:22:51,078
Lindy [on megaphone]:
I'm in here.
495
00:22:52,479 --> 00:22:55,165
Lulu: Where?
Lindy: In the kitchen.
496
00:22:57,860 --> 00:22:59,587
-Mom, where?
497
00:23:00,054 --> 00:23:01,455
Lindy: On the island.
498
00:23:01,488 --> 00:23:02,756
-The what?
499
00:23:04,074 --> 00:23:05,626
Okay, this is fucking stupid.
500
00:23:05,659 --> 00:23:07,928
Lindy: By the salt and pepper!
501
00:23:16,587 --> 00:23:21,141
It's me. Uh, I'm tiny
and I know it's a shock.
502
00:23:21,175 --> 00:23:22,685
Just try not to--
-You're tiny?!
503
00:23:22,718 --> 00:23:24,111
-[Lindy groans]
504
00:23:25,846 --> 00:23:26,981
...scream. Okay.
505
00:23:27,014 --> 00:23:28,482
But before we continue,
506
00:23:28,515 --> 00:23:31,568
let's crash course
in volume control.
507
00:23:31,602 --> 00:23:33,654
You're gonna lean
into a whisper.
508
00:23:33,687 --> 00:23:35,322
I'll lean into a shout.
509
00:23:35,356 --> 00:23:36,490
We'll meet in the middle.
510
00:23:36,523 --> 00:23:38,125
-Are you real?
511
00:23:40,194 --> 00:23:42,746
-Yeah. Uh, I am real.
512
00:23:42,780 --> 00:23:44,048
-Holy fuck.
513
00:23:45,032 --> 00:23:46,383
Holy fuck. Dad did this.
514
00:23:47,201 --> 00:23:50,137
The dollhouse? The crying?
515
00:23:50,604 --> 00:23:52,256
The "Today" show?
516
00:23:52,289 --> 00:23:56,093
Grandma?!
-Ah-ah-ah-ah-ahh. Quieter.
517
00:23:56,126 --> 00:23:57,311
-Sorry.
518
00:23:57,544 --> 00:23:58,729
Lindy: It's okay.
519
00:24:01,423 --> 00:24:03,942
-How did this happen?
520
00:24:04,743 --> 00:24:08,188
-It was an accident.
An accident.
521
00:24:08,222 --> 00:24:12,109
Your dad and I are working
through some issues.
522
00:24:12,142 --> 00:24:15,529
You know, uh--I am working
through some issues.
523
00:24:15,562 --> 00:24:17,531
It's why I reached out.
524
00:24:17,564 --> 00:24:18,749
Lulu, uh...
525
00:24:20,651 --> 00:24:24,204
God, those comments online
just broke my heart.
526
00:24:24,238 --> 00:24:27,750
You don't deserve--it's--
it's--I'm--oh, God.
527
00:24:27,783 --> 00:24:28,876
I fucked up.
528
00:24:28,909 --> 00:24:30,803
-[sobs]
529
00:24:31,737 --> 00:24:34,465
-Why are you crying?
Lulu: I don't know.
530
00:24:34,498 --> 00:24:39,636
I don't know, because
I'm so fucking mad at you.
531
00:24:39,670 --> 00:24:41,271
I hated you.
532
00:24:42,072 --> 00:24:44,191
You lied.
That Jackie Baldwin bitch lied.
533
00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:46,393
-Okay. Okay.
Lulu: I'm sorry.
534
00:24:46,427 --> 00:24:49,313
I don't know how to whisper-cry
and I can't even fucking yell.
535
00:24:49,346 --> 00:24:51,398
Lindy: No. It's okay.
You should yell.
536
00:24:51,432 --> 00:24:53,317
You should be mad.
537
00:24:53,350 --> 00:24:54,902
-Don't tell me
that I should be mad
538
00:24:54,935 --> 00:24:56,236
when I should be mad.
539
00:24:56,270 --> 00:24:58,288
And now, I can't be mad...
540
00:25:00,441 --> 00:25:04,336
because you're just,
you're so small...
541
00:25:05,654 --> 00:25:07,381
and I feel so bad.
542
00:25:09,616 --> 00:25:10,968
-Come here.
543
00:25:14,288 --> 00:25:15,305
Come.
544
00:25:17,791 --> 00:25:18,809
Closer.
545
00:25:20,169 --> 00:25:21,311
Closer.
546
00:25:24,131 --> 00:25:25,566
-Don't look up my nose.
547
00:25:27,551 --> 00:25:29,311
-I won't.
548
00:25:29,344 --> 00:25:30,821
-This is so weird.
549
00:25:36,351 --> 00:25:37,494
-I know.
550
00:25:39,146 --> 00:25:40,831
Our family's weird now.
551
00:25:45,527 --> 00:25:50,082
-So, um... are you okay?
552
00:25:50,115 --> 00:25:54,169
-Well, I'm branded dog shit,
but I'm okay.
553
00:25:54,203 --> 00:25:56,505
-This is all my fault.
554
00:25:56,538 --> 00:25:58,841
I'm not a great mom.
555
00:25:58,874 --> 00:26:00,884
I-I-I want to be.
556
00:26:00,918 --> 00:26:04,229
I... I need to try harder.
I-I can start right now.
557
00:26:04,763 --> 00:26:06,014
Where to start? Okay.
558
00:26:06,048 --> 00:26:08,517
Um, I wrote a book.
559
00:26:08,550 --> 00:26:11,520
-Whoa.
We're going back 20 years?
560
00:26:11,553 --> 00:26:12,855
How long is this story?
561
00:26:12,888 --> 00:26:15,574
-Short and with a point.
-We'll see.
562
00:26:16,108 --> 00:26:18,694
-I wrote a book.
I got rewarded.
563
00:26:18,727 --> 00:26:22,197
I felt like a fraud.
I mean, it was my first book.
564
00:26:22,231 --> 00:26:23,866
But then I had this prize.
565
00:26:23,899 --> 00:26:27,119
And that basically
became my identity.
566
00:26:27,152 --> 00:26:29,246
-So, bullshit on bullshit?
567
00:26:29,279 --> 00:26:31,081
-Bullshit on bullshit.
[clears throat]
568
00:26:31,115 --> 00:26:35,302
And, uh--well, then,
then you came along.
569
00:26:35,736 --> 00:26:40,048
And I could focus on you,
not me.
570
00:26:40,082 --> 00:26:42,092
So, bullshit me,
571
00:26:42,126 --> 00:26:46,939
she kinda got left behind,
which I loved.
572
00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:51,226
And then you grew up
and we grew apart.
573
00:26:51,260 --> 00:26:54,655
And bullshit me
kinda showed back up.
574
00:26:56,306 --> 00:27:00,235
I think I resented you
resenting me.
575
00:27:00,269 --> 00:27:02,988
But that is not
being a good parent.
576
00:27:03,021 --> 00:27:05,908
That is being--
-A petulant child.
577
00:27:05,941 --> 00:27:08,994
Lindy: Yeah. Heh.
You were hurting.
578
00:27:09,027 --> 00:27:13,215
I didn't know why,
but I should have asked.
579
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:16,635
I should have listened.
580
00:27:17,035 --> 00:27:19,221
[tender music playing]
581
00:27:20,088 --> 00:27:25,928
-Okay. Well, a few edits maybe,
but your story did have a point.
582
00:27:25,961 --> 00:27:28,639
-So, [clears throat]
I'm listening now
583
00:27:28,672 --> 00:27:30,599
and I have really
good hearing.
584
00:27:30,632 --> 00:27:32,568
It's a benefit
of being this tiny.
585
00:27:36,013 --> 00:27:38,357
-I hate science.
-You do?
586
00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:40,317
-Dad's gonna lose
his fucking brain.
587
00:27:40,350 --> 00:27:41,944
Lindy: Oh. I mean...
588
00:27:41,977 --> 00:27:43,162
-I flunked out of school.
589
00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:45,697
So, go ahead, freak out.
590
00:27:45,731 --> 00:27:48,283
-You did?
-Yeah, by design.
591
00:27:48,317 --> 00:27:50,210
-Uh, I mean--okay. How?
592
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:53,038
-It was harder than I expected.
593
00:27:53,071 --> 00:27:54,506
-[laughs] I bet.
594
00:27:55,824 --> 00:27:58,043
I misappropriated
my student's story
595
00:27:58,076 --> 00:27:59,511
and didn't correct it.
596
00:28:00,612 --> 00:28:03,891
-I dropped a TikTok
outing my mom as a plagiarist.
597
00:28:05,876 --> 00:28:07,886
-I burned down
your dollhouse.
598
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,638
-What?
Lindy: Yeah.
599
00:28:09,671 --> 00:28:11,974
It felt great.
600
00:28:12,007 --> 00:28:13,567
-I deleted "Darling Daughter."
601
00:28:15,177 --> 00:28:17,479
-Wait, that was you?
-Yeah. I was 11.
602
00:28:17,512 --> 00:28:19,698
You should really change
your password.
603
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:22,743
-Wait.
604
00:28:26,355 --> 00:28:27,539
Oh, my God.
605
00:28:30,067 --> 00:28:33,203
You read that.
Lulu: Yeah. It--it's okay.
606
00:28:33,237 --> 00:28:35,088
I know you didn't want me.
I get it.
607
00:28:37,032 --> 00:28:43,171
-Lulu, I was channeling
Grandma Diane, my mom,
608
00:28:43,205 --> 00:28:44,890
thinking about me.
609
00:28:46,750 --> 00:28:48,218
-Really?
Lindy: Of course.
610
00:28:48,252 --> 00:28:52,105
Oh, my God,
I've never regretted having you.
611
00:28:53,382 --> 00:28:54,516
-But the resentment...
612
00:28:54,549 --> 00:28:56,560
-No. That was later
and different.
613
00:28:56,593 --> 00:28:58,070
God, no.
614
00:29:00,138 --> 00:29:01,782
-Makes sense.
615
00:29:02,891 --> 00:29:04,192
-Does it?
616
00:29:04,226 --> 00:29:06,495
-Yeah, actually.
I read your book.
617
00:29:07,296 --> 00:29:10,365
I can definitely see
the Grandma Diane connection.
618
00:29:10,399 --> 00:29:13,335
-God, it breaks my heart
that you thought I didn't...
619
00:29:16,113 --> 00:29:18,757
That you grew up thinking
that I didn't want you?
620
00:29:19,950 --> 00:29:23,045
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
621
00:29:23,078 --> 00:29:24,880
Oh, sweet girl.
622
00:29:24,913 --> 00:29:28,258
I'm so sorry. I suck.
623
00:29:28,292 --> 00:29:31,637
Oh, I suck. I fucking suck.
624
00:29:31,670 --> 00:29:32,971
-I suck too.
625
00:29:33,005 --> 00:29:35,440
-That's also my fault,
and Dad's.
626
00:29:36,508 --> 00:29:39,152
-We all suck.
-Which sucks.
627
00:29:46,601 --> 00:29:47,953
You read my book.
628
00:29:49,938 --> 00:29:51,623
Lulu: You want me to tell you
it's good?
629
00:29:53,025 --> 00:29:55,293
-No.
-It's okay.
630
00:29:56,653 --> 00:29:58,163
-I'll take it.
631
00:29:58,196 --> 00:30:00,841
-So, do you have to tell Dad
I flunked out,
632
00:30:01,274 --> 00:30:06,088
like a UFP or United Family
whatever-it-is?
633
00:30:06,121 --> 00:30:08,423
-UPF, United Parental Front.
634
00:30:08,457 --> 00:30:10,142
No, fuck it.
635
00:30:11,126 --> 00:30:14,146
[tense music playing]
636
00:30:22,054 --> 00:30:24,439
-I have to go in front
of the review board tomorrow
637
00:30:24,473 --> 00:30:26,650
and, like,
make a case or whatever.
638
00:30:26,683 --> 00:30:29,945
Tell them why they shouldn't
kick me out of school.
639
00:30:29,978 --> 00:30:32,197
-What are you gonna say?
640
00:30:32,230 --> 00:30:34,282
We could... [clears throat]
We could practice it.
641
00:30:34,316 --> 00:30:37,669
-No. Don't get all mom
about it.
642
00:30:39,321 --> 00:30:40,505
-Okay.
643
00:30:44,201 --> 00:30:46,553
-Hey, Lulu.
What's going on?
644
00:30:48,163 --> 00:30:49,347
-Dad.
645
00:30:55,504 --> 00:30:56,722
-I can explain.
646
00:30:56,755 --> 00:30:59,141
-Les, don't worry.
647
00:30:59,174 --> 00:31:00,609
I already explained.
648
00:31:02,052 --> 00:31:04,029
-What did she tell you?
-A lot.
649
00:31:05,347 --> 00:31:07,699
-She's a liar.
-You're the liar, Dad.
650
00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:11,236
-Uh, what?
-The dollhouse?
651
00:31:11,269 --> 00:31:14,197
Grandma? Mom left us?
652
00:31:14,231 --> 00:31:16,908
You let me think she was having
an emotional breakdown.
653
00:31:16,942 --> 00:31:18,577
-No.
Lulu: What the fuck?
654
00:31:18,610 --> 00:31:21,421
-No, no, no. Lulu--
-You've never lied to me before.
655
00:31:23,698 --> 00:31:26,168
-What did you tell her?
Lindy: Whatever I want.
656
00:31:26,201 --> 00:31:28,378
I'm her mother, she needed me.
-Since when?
657
00:31:28,412 --> 00:31:31,006
You-you-you-you had
no right to talk to her.
658
00:31:31,039 --> 00:31:32,424
Lulu: Dad...
Les: No. No, no, no.
659
00:31:32,457 --> 00:31:33,925
-Dad...
Les: We discussed this.
660
00:31:33,959 --> 00:31:35,844
UPF. UPF.
661
00:31:35,877 --> 00:31:37,679
We-we said that telling you
would traumatize you
662
00:31:37,712 --> 00:31:39,347
and we were gonna
tell you together.
663
00:31:39,381 --> 00:31:41,391
That's the U in UPF!
664
00:31:41,425 --> 00:31:43,852
-Well, someone had to be the P!
665
00:31:43,885 --> 00:31:46,563
-Well, here's the F. Fuck you.
Lindy: Fuck you!
666
00:31:46,596 --> 00:31:48,565
Fuck you! Fuck you!
667
00:31:48,598 --> 00:31:49,941
-Fuck you!
Lindy: Fuck you!
668
00:31:49,975 --> 00:31:51,159
-Why?
669
00:31:53,145 --> 00:31:55,414
[Les and Lindy groan]
[door closes]
670
00:31:55,981 --> 00:31:58,742
Lindy: Shit.
-[Lulu retching]
671
00:31:58,775 --> 00:32:00,669
We are horrible.
672
00:32:01,611 --> 00:32:02,954
-The worst.
-[Lulu coughing]
673
00:32:02,988 --> 00:32:05,749
-Makes me sick
to make her sick.
674
00:32:05,782 --> 00:32:07,751
-Yeah, me too.
675
00:32:07,784 --> 00:32:09,970
Lindy: We need
to get our shit together.
676
00:32:10,662 --> 00:32:12,464
Jesus.
677
00:32:12,497 --> 00:32:13,598
Look at us.
678
00:32:14,291 --> 00:32:15,308
Look at me.
679
00:32:15,917 --> 00:32:18,053
-I know, I know.
680
00:32:18,086 --> 00:32:19,354
Okay, okay.
681
00:32:25,343 --> 00:32:27,771
[Lulu retching]
Lindy: I'm so sorry, Lulu.
682
00:32:27,804 --> 00:32:29,940
This is us. Not you.
683
00:32:29,973 --> 00:32:32,275
-It's never you. Never you.
684
00:32:32,309 --> 00:32:33,869
Lulu: I think I'm empty.
685
00:32:36,646 --> 00:32:38,498
[toilet flushing]
686
00:32:41,401 --> 00:32:43,170
-This is so fucked.
687
00:32:43,987 --> 00:32:45,505
Our family is fucked.
688
00:32:48,408 --> 00:32:49,926
You're standing on the sink.
689
00:32:50,827 --> 00:32:52,003
-Yeah. [chuckles]
690
00:32:52,037 --> 00:32:55,507
But, uh,
this is our new reality.
691
00:32:55,540 --> 00:32:59,052
We're a fucked-up family
like everybody else, you know?
692
00:32:59,085 --> 00:33:00,887
Sort of.
-Until we're not.
693
00:33:00,921 --> 00:33:02,389
I can fix this.
694
00:33:02,422 --> 00:33:03,690
Lulu: Can you, Dad?
695
00:33:05,550 --> 00:33:07,018
Les: Yes.
696
00:33:07,052 --> 00:33:08,278
Don't you believe me?
697
00:33:12,390 --> 00:33:14,150
-I believe you. You know?
698
00:33:14,184 --> 00:33:15,819
And you're, you're brilliant.
699
00:33:15,852 --> 00:33:19,656
Frustratingly so.
I've always believed in you.
700
00:33:19,689 --> 00:33:20,874
Always.
701
00:33:23,401 --> 00:33:25,912
-Okay. So, like,
what do we do now?
702
00:33:25,946 --> 00:33:27,214
-We live.
703
00:33:27,747 --> 00:33:30,759
Uh, Dad and I
are gonna work things out,
704
00:33:31,393 --> 00:33:34,254
you're gonna go back
to school tonight,
705
00:33:34,287 --> 00:33:36,506
and, um,
then we'll all go skiing
706
00:33:36,540 --> 00:33:38,675
over President's Day weekend
or something.
707
00:33:38,708 --> 00:33:41,177
I don't know.
But we're gonna be okay.
708
00:33:41,211 --> 00:33:43,263
We're going to be okay.
709
00:33:43,296 --> 00:33:46,850
Right?
-Yes. Absolutely.
710
00:33:46,883 --> 00:33:48,068
Yes.
711
00:33:52,222 --> 00:33:55,525
-Is it bad that I kinda
wanna see Mom on tiny skis?
712
00:33:55,559 --> 00:33:56,743
-[laughs]
713
00:34:01,147 --> 00:34:03,917
-Hey.
You know I love you, kiddo.
714
00:34:06,152 --> 00:34:07,504
-Yeah, I know.
715
00:34:12,951 --> 00:34:14,761
[Lindy sighs]
716
00:34:18,623 --> 00:34:20,884
-She didn't tell me
that she loved me back.
717
00:34:20,917 --> 00:34:22,936
Lindy: Uh, I think she did.
-She did not.
718
00:34:23,470 --> 00:34:25,096
You know she did not.
-Okay.
719
00:34:25,130 --> 00:34:27,098
This is a lot for her
to process.
720
00:34:27,132 --> 00:34:28,942
-I've lost her love.
721
00:34:30,635 --> 00:34:32,395
-Okay, now you're being
dramatic.
722
00:34:32,429 --> 00:34:33,613
-Dramatic?
723
00:34:35,932 --> 00:34:38,985
She fucking adored me and now
she can barely look at me.
724
00:34:39,019 --> 00:34:41,738
-Yeah. It stings. But--
-No, no, no. It's fine.
725
00:34:41,771 --> 00:34:43,782
It's-it's okay.
I-I understand. I know.
726
00:34:43,815 --> 00:34:45,408
I know that you love this.
727
00:34:45,442 --> 00:34:47,243
You love it.
-Love what?
728
00:34:47,277 --> 00:34:51,456
-You want me to be
Hurricane Les, don't you?
729
00:34:51,489 --> 00:34:53,625
Well, bravo.
730
00:34:53,658 --> 00:34:56,753
-This is your fucking
guilt talking.
731
00:34:56,786 --> 00:35:00,340
That's what this is.
-You just--you took my daughter
732
00:35:00,373 --> 00:35:01,925
away from me.
733
00:35:01,958 --> 00:35:04,094
-Your daughter?
-Yeah. That was your plan.
734
00:35:04,127 --> 00:35:06,680
-This was my plan?
-I was her hero,
735
00:35:06,713 --> 00:35:09,015
and now she thinks
I'm a fuckin' liar.
736
00:35:09,049 --> 00:35:11,351
-I told her
it was an accident.
737
00:35:11,384 --> 00:35:13,186
You want me to play her
the voice note, huh?
738
00:35:13,219 --> 00:35:16,990
-Oh, I'm sure you painted
a very pretty picture of yours--
739
00:35:17,324 --> 00:35:18,775
Did you tell her about Richard?
740
00:35:18,808 --> 00:35:20,652
-Did you tell her
about Richard?
741
00:35:20,685 --> 00:35:23,154
-His blood is on your hands,
Lindy.
742
00:35:23,188 --> 00:35:26,616
Lindy: Really?
My tiny, innocent,
743
00:35:26,650 --> 00:35:28,335
shrunken-on-purpose hands?
744
00:35:28,935 --> 00:35:32,706
Maybe you deserve
to be her mad-scientist
745
00:35:32,739 --> 00:35:34,791
shithead dad
who shrunk her mom.
746
00:35:34,824 --> 00:35:36,626
Every dad
disappoints eventually.
747
00:35:36,660 --> 00:35:39,337
It's finally your fucking turn.
748
00:35:39,371 --> 00:35:41,598
[tense music playing]
749
00:35:45,502 --> 00:35:47,228
-You ruined Lulu
750
00:35:48,380 --> 00:35:50,357
and you make me sick.
751
00:35:53,176 --> 00:35:56,062
-[gasps] What the fuck
are you doing?
752
00:35:56,096 --> 00:35:59,524
No! [gasping]
753
00:35:59,557 --> 00:36:02,819
-It would be so easy
just to let go.
754
00:36:02,852 --> 00:36:04,988
-I've seen your balls, Les.
755
00:36:05,021 --> 00:36:07,707
They aren't big enough.
-Oh, it's been a while.
756
00:36:11,027 --> 00:36:12,662
[toilet flushing]
757
00:36:12,696 --> 00:36:15,165
-Maybe you've forgotten
how big they are.
758
00:36:15,198 --> 00:36:16,383
-Put me down!
759
00:36:17,534 --> 00:36:19,085
-Okay.
760
00:36:19,119 --> 00:36:20,887
-[yelps]
761
00:36:22,288 --> 00:36:23,932
[Lindy gasping]
762
00:36:25,917 --> 00:36:27,227
You motherfucker!
763
00:36:29,254 --> 00:36:30,346
You're dead.
764
00:36:30,380 --> 00:36:32,232
-Sure. Why not?
765
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:37,737
[Lindy grunting]
766
00:36:39,889 --> 00:36:41,574
Fuck. What the fuck?
767
00:37:02,078 --> 00:37:05,098
[dramatic music playing]
768
00:37:06,416 --> 00:37:08,810
[car driving away]
769
00:37:34,444 --> 00:37:36,796
-You were a good
and loyal friend.
770
00:37:39,115 --> 00:37:40,800
I'm gonna miss you, Dolores,
771
00:37:42,619 --> 00:37:44,387
and I'm sorry it ended this way.
772
00:37:46,998 --> 00:37:49,350
Richard [on megaphone]:
I'm sorry too, Dolores.
773
00:37:53,129 --> 00:37:56,432
Your eyes do not deceive you,
I am not a ghost.
774
00:37:56,466 --> 00:37:58,935
I am very much alive.
775
00:37:58,968 --> 00:38:00,862
-[gasps] Richard!
776
00:38:01,846 --> 00:38:03,940
I'm so relieved!
777
00:38:03,973 --> 00:38:07,660
-You are no more a murderer
than I am an adulterer.
778
00:38:08,228 --> 00:38:11,781
I was hoodwinked into
an uncompromising position,
779
00:38:11,815 --> 00:38:14,876
but I wanna put your mind
at ease.
780
00:38:15,376 --> 00:38:17,954
Nothing happened
below the belt.
781
00:38:17,987 --> 00:38:19,923
-Well, the belt was off,
Richard.
782
00:38:20,390 --> 00:38:22,675
-All part of the charade.
783
00:38:24,994 --> 00:38:26,462
-I never meant to hurt you.
784
00:38:26,496 --> 00:38:27,555
Richard: Yes, you did.
785
00:38:28,089 --> 00:38:31,509
However, I know
you never meant to vanquish me,
786
00:38:31,543 --> 00:38:33,269
which you did not.
787
00:38:35,171 --> 00:38:36,723
-Call it even?
788
00:38:36,756 --> 00:38:38,107
Richard: Even Steven.
789
00:38:40,718 --> 00:38:43,146
[whimsical music playing]
790
00:38:43,179 --> 00:38:45,523
I have a science thought,
if I may be so bold.
791
00:38:45,557 --> 00:38:47,150
-Please.
792
00:38:47,183 --> 00:38:50,904
-So, given my recent
firsthand experiences,
793
00:38:50,937 --> 00:38:53,581
I've been thinking about
the quantum harmonic oscillator.
794
00:38:53,948 --> 00:38:57,535
What if its potential energy
is akin to the mass on a spring?
795
00:38:57,569 --> 00:39:01,039
-As in, uh, V of X
equals one-half KX square?
796
00:39:01,072 --> 00:39:02,540
-Where K
is the spring constant
797
00:39:02,574 --> 00:39:04,717
and X is the displacement.
798
00:39:05,451 --> 00:39:09,055
-I mean, that's a--that's--
that's a parabolic curve.
799
00:39:10,206 --> 00:39:11,257
[chuckles]
800
00:39:11,291 --> 00:39:12,759
I mean, that could work.
801
00:39:12,792 --> 00:39:14,644
-[laughs]
802
00:39:15,311 --> 00:39:17,680
I've missed this.
-Me too.
803
00:39:17,714 --> 00:39:20,016
I will say Janet's been good,
very good.
804
00:39:20,049 --> 00:39:23,603
Um, but I have--I've missed,
uh, I've missed the, uh...
805
00:39:23,636 --> 00:39:25,730
-You don't need to say it.
I know.
806
00:39:25,763 --> 00:39:28,157
-Richard, I--you--missed you.
807
00:39:29,559 --> 00:39:31,578
-I do owe you an apology.
808
00:39:32,937 --> 00:39:35,290
I was a fool for love.
809
00:39:37,567 --> 00:39:39,085
I keep wondering...
810
00:39:40,445 --> 00:39:44,874
was I driven by love
or the tragedy of love?
811
00:39:44,908 --> 00:39:48,253
-You know, I can't believe you
miniaturized yourself for her.
812
00:39:48,286 --> 00:39:49,879
-Oh, you would have done
the same
813
00:39:49,913 --> 00:39:52,348
if you weren't needed
to solve the formula.
814
00:39:54,083 --> 00:39:56,477
-Oh, no, Richard.
Never crossed my mind.
815
00:39:57,587 --> 00:39:59,272
No, we've reached a new low.
816
00:40:00,924 --> 00:40:02,275
-May I ask why?
817
00:40:04,761 --> 00:40:06,446
-Because I know her.
818
00:40:07,472 --> 00:40:10,533
I really fucking know her.
819
00:40:11,601 --> 00:40:12,702
Not worth it.
820
00:40:14,103 --> 00:40:16,164
-Then you know
she's coming for you.
821
00:40:17,273 --> 00:40:18,541
-Oh, I do.
822
00:40:19,984 --> 00:40:22,045
And I can't fucking wait.
823
00:40:23,529 --> 00:40:25,331
♪ Love ♪
824
00:40:25,365 --> 00:40:29,752
♪ Love will tear us ♪
♪ Apart again ♪
825
00:40:29,786 --> 00:40:31,754
♪ Love ♪
826
00:40:31,788 --> 00:40:35,975
♪ Love will tear us ♪
♪ Apart again ♪
827
00:40:42,382 --> 00:40:45,852
♪ Why is the bedroom ♪
♪ So cold? ♪
828
00:40:45,885 --> 00:40:49,147
♪ You've turned away ♪
♪ On your side ♪
829
00:40:49,180 --> 00:40:52,358
♪ Is my timing that flawed? ♪
830
00:40:52,392 --> 00:40:55,820
♪ Our respect runs so dry ♪
831
00:40:55,853 --> 00:40:59,032
♪ Yet there's still ♪
♪ This appeal ♪
832
00:40:59,065 --> 00:41:02,493
♪ That we've kept ♪
♪ Through our lives ♪
833
00:41:02,527 --> 00:41:04,454
♪ But love ♪
834
00:41:04,487 --> 00:41:08,958
♪ Love will tear us ♪
♪ Apart again ♪
835
00:41:08,992 --> 00:41:10,960
♪ Love ♪
836
00:41:10,994 --> 00:41:15,631
♪ Love will tear us ♪
♪ Apart again ♪
837
00:41:15,665 --> 00:41:18,726
[song continues]
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