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[upbeat music playing]
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Lindy: This is a love story.
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Love,
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it's supposed to be
patient and kind.
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But let's be honest,
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it's irrational.
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It can make us crazy.
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And sometimes
downright insane.
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I should know.
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My husband made me small.
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[grunts]
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Whoa, oh.
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No.
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Whoa!
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It's not a metaphor.
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He made me six inches tall.
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[screams] Help!
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I'm literally the size
of a dry martini,
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shaken, stirred,
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and nursing the burn
of every sip.
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Even at our ugliest,
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I still believe our love's
worth fighting for.
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[screaming]
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But fair warning,
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it's going to get worse
before it gets better.
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-To us.
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-To us.
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-To recapturing the magic.
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-To the journey,
not the destination.
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-And to Dr. Carmichael,
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couples therapist
extraordinaire.
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-To her words of wisdom.
-Uh-hmm.
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And speaking of the journey.
-It was, uh, bumpy.
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-Yeah. Yeah, hit a few potholes.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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-Checked into separate rooms.
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-Um, but I am working through
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my narcissistic tendencies.
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-And I am working
on my accountability issues.
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-Uh-hmm. And here we are.
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-We made it.
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-Got to the next stop.
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-Dr. Carmichael's
New year, new us:
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a grand gesture.
I'd like to go first.
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-Okay. Great. Yeah.
-Okay. [clears throat]
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I've arranged to get
the Vermont gang back together
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at the gray house
on New Year's Eve
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for our anniversary,
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so we can renew our vows.
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New year, new us.
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-I'm speechless.
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We were so happy there.
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-Yeah. Uh-hmm.
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-Really?
-Really.
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-Are Gary and Meg
gonna be there?
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-They're giving up Cabo.
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-Lulu?
-Our daughter
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has not returned my calls.
-Oh, she's 18, she won't.
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They don't do phones.
Always send a text.
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-Okay.
-Okay. My turn.
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-Okay.
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-This will be...
-Uh-hmm.
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-...the last Christmas
that we spend in St. Louis
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because I have listed our house
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with the contingency
to rent it back
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from the buyer
through next December.
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I am going to land this big fish
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and tomorrow,
I'm gonna get Hilton Smith
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to bankroll the final stage
of my life's work,
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so that in one year, Lindy,
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we can move back
to the gray house
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permanently,
like I promised years ago.
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A clean slate and a fresh start.
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I supported you
and you got your prize.
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And all I ask
is that for one more year
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you support me
so I can get mine.
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-Are you serious?
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-The listing went up...
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today.
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-This is real?
-Very.
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-Les.
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I love you.
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-Lindy, I love you too.
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Thank you.
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Thank you for inviting me
back into our bed.
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[dramatic music playing]
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[suspenseful music playing]
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-How does one solve
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the problem
of feeding the world?
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Only Les Littlejohn knows.
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Now, what if we could take,
say, an ear of corn,
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and shrink it to a fraction
of its original size?
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Just imagine a farmer
could grow ten, a hundred,
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a thousand ears of corn
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in the space it takes
to grow one.
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But how does
cellular reduction work?
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My revolutionary
molecular transformation process
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fundamentally changes
the distance between atoms.
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Oh, the real question is,
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can you restore the corn cob
to regular size
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after it's been miniaturized?
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Not only can we do it,
we will do it,
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together, Hilton Smith,
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we can make more with less,
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and that's L-E-S.
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I'll take it from here, Les.
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Okay.
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[applause]
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Now it's time
to blow your minds.
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-We call this
the mini barn cart.
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-No one calls it that.
-Okay. It's just me.
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See, I grew up on a farm,
where I...
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Les: Richard.
Richard: Sorry. I get excited.
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[electronic beeping]
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[rumbles]
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-We call this the future.
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[tense music playing]
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-I am fucking amazed!
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[laughter]
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-It's a corn. And the truck,
you know, it's been...
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-I know.
-Look how tiny it is.
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It's being tiny.
Les: Yeah.
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-That's incredible.
I got you. I got you.
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-You did. You really did.
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You really did.
Hilton: It is crazy.
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Oh, amaze me again.
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Make, make it big.
I, I, I wanna taste it.
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-Oh, a big corn
takes a big investment.
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-Oh, there he is.
Money Man chiming in.
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Well, go on.
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-Uh, you know, uh, Flavor Saver
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was a huge step forward.
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It was the first and the best
GMO tomato on the market.
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-But it was a failure.
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-Well...
-Well...
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-No, it wasn't.
Hilton: It was a breakthrough,
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but it tasted
like old Band-Aids.
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Admit it.
-No, I don't think I will.
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-Admit it or I walk.
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-No.
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-Fuck yeah!
You should never admit failure.
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I got you. I got you. Hey.
-Yes, you did, Hilton.
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But this agro tech
is going to change the world.
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-Gonna change the world. Jinx?
-Okay.
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-And just think,
this is only the beginning.
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-This is only the beginning.
-Sorry, who are you?
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-Vivienne.
Hilton's chief scientist.
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-I'm the guts,
I just write the checks.
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She's...
-The brains.
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-And my guts
never make mistakes.
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I mean, I would write you
a check right now,
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but for some reason,
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I'm just not feeling
yummy in my tummy.
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You.
-Me?
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-Who are you?
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-Is this a trick question?
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-I don't know. Is it?
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-Well, who are you?
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-I'm awesome. I'm Hilton.
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-Well, I'm awesome. I'm Les.
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-Yeah, I'm gonna need more.
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-He liked it.
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Martin:
Hey, I'm gonna lose my house.
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[soft music playing]
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-[sighs]
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Hey.
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-Hey.
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Uh, something quietly
revealed itself to me.
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-Oh, what's that?
-Maria's staff pick.
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My Rainbow Starts With Black.
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It's a Pulitzer Prize-winning
novel.
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By the one, the only,
Lindy McMichael Littlejohn.
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-That's a lifetime ago.
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-Mm-mm. Eighteen years
and still a fan fave?
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-Listen, Richie,
um, we need to talk.
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-Uh-oh. No.
-Yeah.
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-No, we've just begun.
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-Richie.
-Hold on.
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This is just the first act.
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Do not turn this into a tragedy.
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-Well, tragedy
is a better story.
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-Oh, I wish they had, uh,
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a section on how to repair
an emotional affair.
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-Listen, you really saw me
when I needed it the most.
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-I did.
-Yeah.
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And, and you really gave me
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that emotional intimacy
that I craved,
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you know.
-Uh-hmm.
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-You were a great shoulder,
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an ear.
-Uh-hmm.
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-You're so handsome, young.
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-Stop it. No, stop it.
-Smart.
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And maybe in another life,
but...
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-But I fell in love.
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And you?
-I fell in Les.
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-L-E-S. Why?
-Yeah.
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Les knows the real me,
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the worst of me,
and he, he still loves me.
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-I could love the worst of you.
-No.
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-Yeah.
-He has 20 years on you
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and you've known me,
like, a few months.
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-Six and a half.
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-Les...
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-Wait, no, no.
-...he made a grand gesture
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and he promised me a fresh start
and I believe him.
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-Why? No, no, no, no,
actually, don't say.
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Love should remain a mystery.
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My mom told me that.
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-Okay. I'm gonna go.
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-Wait, wait, wait. This...
-Oh, God. No, no.
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-I got you
this Christmas present.
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-Absolutely cannot accept this.
-You must
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or it means
our love was in vain.
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-Shh, shh, not love.
-Oh, oh. Go. Okay
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Just open the card first.
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There is no need
to thank me, okay?
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[quirky music playing]
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Richie: [over recorder]
Merry Christmas, my love.
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In anticipation of New Year,
new you, and new us,
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I thought
this would be a great start.
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Open the present. I'll wait.
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-[scoffs] I hate this rag.
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Richard: [over recorder]
I know you hate this rag.
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But I knew you'd never
send it in yourself.
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Give it a quick read.
See if you recognize it.
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-Oh, Richie.
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No, no, no, no.
What have you done?
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Richard: I pretended
to be your book agent.
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Your story is gonna be
in The New Yorker.
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-No! I didn't write this.
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I'm fucked.
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Richard:
I know it's overwhelming
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and I'm sure you know.
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-Holy fuck, Richie!
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No, no, no! Oh, my fuck.
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Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit.
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Oh, bitch, pick up. Pick up.
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Terry: Hi, this is Terry.
Leave a message.
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-Terry, oh, fuck. Okay.
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There is a story--
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there's a story in New Yorker
with my name on it.
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And I need you to call me back.
This is an emergency.
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For serious this time.
Call me back.
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[exhales] Fuck.
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Fuck!
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[suspenseful music playing]
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Les: Uh-hmm?
Martin: Shut the door.
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-Why?
-'Cause I want
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to raise my voice.
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Jesus jumping crackers.
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Why would you invite Hilton
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to your charity event
at your home tonight?
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-'Cause he wants
to know who I am.
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-But Lindy will be there.
-And?
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-I'm sorry, am I the only one
that remembers last year?
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The, the, the, silent auction,
the pool incident?
257
00:13:13,234 --> 00:13:15,953
And you're still serving
alcohol this year, right?
258
00:13:15,987 --> 00:13:19,132
Count me out.
I'm sorry. I cannot watch.
259
00:13:21,075 --> 00:13:24,379
I don't think
that my heart or my stomach
260
00:13:24,412 --> 00:13:27,090
can tolerate
another interaction with him.
261
00:13:27,123 --> 00:13:28,758
But we are broke.
262
00:13:28,791 --> 00:13:30,718
And he is all we have.
263
00:13:30,752 --> 00:13:34,305
There are no more
interested investors,
264
00:13:34,339 --> 00:13:36,265
Les, with Hilton's kind of cash.
265
00:13:36,299 --> 00:13:38,810
-You know what?
Lindy and I are fine now.
266
00:13:38,843 --> 00:13:41,729
We're good even.
And we're renewing our vows.
267
00:13:41,763 --> 00:13:43,231
New year, new us.
-New us.
268
00:13:43,264 --> 00:13:44,732
Yes. You said that last year.
269
00:13:44,766 --> 00:13:45,900
-This year, it's gonna stick.
270
00:13:45,933 --> 00:13:47,068
-You sleeping in the same bed?
271
00:13:47,101 --> 00:13:48,403
-Yes.
272
00:13:48,436 --> 00:13:50,780
-Just sleeping?
-Sleeping plus.
273
00:13:50,813 --> 00:13:53,408
-Big plus?
-Small plus.
274
00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:55,076
-I'd feel so much better
if it was big.
275
00:13:55,109 --> 00:13:56,911
-We're on the road to big,
I promise you.
276
00:13:56,944 --> 00:13:58,129
Um, okay.
277
00:13:59,822 --> 00:14:01,249
Lindy, it's me.
278
00:14:01,282 --> 00:14:03,167
It's me calling you.
Um, I'm not panicking.
279
00:14:03,201 --> 00:14:05,253
But just call me back
before the party, okay?
280
00:14:05,286 --> 00:14:08,005
It's not an emergency
but it's an emergency.
281
00:14:08,039 --> 00:14:10,133
Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm sorry.
-Oh, so sorry, sir.
282
00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:11,968
Um, my, uh, my polyp is gone.
283
00:14:12,001 --> 00:14:14,512
Yeah, but there's a hole
in my heart now.
284
00:14:14,545 --> 00:14:16,305
-Sounds like a case
for the Bard's Guard.
285
00:14:16,339 --> 00:14:19,142
-So I'll be unable to attend
your party this evening.
286
00:14:19,175 --> 00:14:21,027
-Our loss. Good luck, Richard.
287
00:14:26,307 --> 00:14:29,368
[suspenseful music playing]
288
00:14:38,820 --> 00:14:40,546
-[exhales]
289
00:14:45,326 --> 00:14:47,462
You're not Jackie.
-I'm Hel.
290
00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:49,630
Don't make me raise it.
Who are you?
291
00:14:49,664 --> 00:14:52,008
-Uh, I'm Professor Littlejohn,
Jackie's professor.
292
00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:54,302
Did she leave for break already?
Have I missed her?
293
00:14:54,335 --> 00:14:56,471
-I hope not,
'cause I'm her fucking ride.
294
00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:59,348
-Jackie.
-Professor Littlejohn.
295
00:14:59,382 --> 00:15:01,350
-Yeah, Lindy.
You should call me Lindy.
296
00:15:01,384 --> 00:15:03,895
-Oh, uh, Hel,
uh, Professor Littlejohn
297
00:15:03,928 --> 00:15:06,647
is the reason that I'm here.
298
00:15:06,681 --> 00:15:09,066
-Oh, you wrote
that book she loves.
299
00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:10,860
I didn't read it. No offense.
300
00:15:10,893 --> 00:15:13,654
-None taken. Jackie,
I'm so glad I caught you.
301
00:15:13,688 --> 00:15:15,072
Can we talk?
302
00:15:15,106 --> 00:15:17,241
-Yeah.
Lindy: Just real quick.
303
00:15:17,275 --> 00:15:18,993
-Oh, you mean without me?
-I do.
304
00:15:19,026 --> 00:15:20,495
Hel: Oh.
Jackie: Is it okay?
305
00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:23,080
-Oh, yeah. Bit rude.
No offense, but sure.
306
00:15:23,114 --> 00:15:24,540
Okay. Just have a...
307
00:15:24,574 --> 00:15:26,968
-Okay.
Jackie: Hi. Um...
308
00:15:28,703 --> 00:15:31,088
have I done something wrong,
Professor Littlejohn?
309
00:15:31,122 --> 00:15:33,174
-Oh, no, no, gosh. No, no.
310
00:15:33,207 --> 00:15:36,010
I have. I have. [sighs]
311
00:15:36,043 --> 00:15:38,095
I, um...
312
00:15:38,129 --> 00:15:40,440
I need
to tell you something. Uh...
313
00:15:43,885 --> 00:15:46,070
I loved your short story.
314
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:49,273
-"Untitled on Purpose"?
-Uh-hmm. That's the one.
315
00:15:49,307 --> 00:15:51,609
Yeah, I loved it.
It was brilliant.
316
00:15:51,642 --> 00:15:54,111
Uh, the prose was incisive.
317
00:15:54,145 --> 00:15:57,665
Oh, just the voice,
fresh, distinguished, rare.
318
00:15:57,899 --> 00:16:00,910
One that deserves the attention
319
00:16:00,943 --> 00:16:02,620
of the New York literati.
320
00:16:02,653 --> 00:16:04,413
-Wow.
321
00:16:04,447 --> 00:16:06,415
I mean, what--that, that means
322
00:16:06,449 --> 00:16:08,042
the world to me,
Professor Littlejohn.
323
00:16:08,075 --> 00:16:09,544
It's almost--
it's almost Christmas
324
00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:11,128
and you're at my door
complimenting my work.
325
00:16:11,162 --> 00:16:13,130
I--oh, my gosh, I couldn't
ask for a better gift.
326
00:16:13,164 --> 00:16:15,216
-Okay. Listen to me.
Listen to me.
327
00:16:15,249 --> 00:16:18,603
You need to turn it
into a novel right now.
328
00:16:19,670 --> 00:16:21,931
-Now? Really?
329
00:16:21,964 --> 00:16:23,391
-Really now. Uh-hmm.
330
00:16:23,424 --> 00:16:24,934
-Um...
331
00:16:24,967 --> 00:16:27,061
I guess I could
get started over the break.
332
00:16:27,094 --> 00:16:30,147
-Nope. You need to take next
semester off and just write.
333
00:16:30,181 --> 00:16:32,233
-The whole semester?
334
00:16:32,266 --> 00:16:33,317
-The whole semester.
335
00:16:33,351 --> 00:16:36,112
You just wanna isolate and write
336
00:16:36,145 --> 00:16:37,572
while it's fresh,
while it's here,
337
00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:39,156
while "Untitled on Purpose"
338
00:16:39,190 --> 00:16:41,158
is coursing through you, right?
339
00:16:41,192 --> 00:16:42,660
-Yes, yes, I feel it.
340
00:16:42,693 --> 00:16:44,453
-Okay. So you need
to isolate and write.
341
00:16:44,487 --> 00:16:46,497
Uh, no distractions,
no internet,
342
00:16:46,531 --> 00:16:48,624
no novels, no magazines,
343
00:16:48,658 --> 00:16:50,585
no, uh, nothing. Right?
-No, no.
344
00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:52,962
Nothing.
-And just all winter long,
345
00:16:52,995 --> 00:16:54,422
uh, very A Room of One's Own.
346
00:16:54,455 --> 00:16:56,757
Woolf it.
-Right. Right. Woolf it!
347
00:16:56,791 --> 00:16:58,426
-Could you do that?
-Yes.
348
00:16:58,459 --> 00:17:00,136
Well, uh, well, Hel's dad,
my Uncle Flip,
349
00:17:00,169 --> 00:17:03,681
he has a cabin back in Montana
that's super isolated.
350
00:17:03,714 --> 00:17:05,433
-Oh.
-Like Walden Pond isolated.
351
00:17:05,466 --> 00:17:06,475
-That's perfect.
-Right?
352
00:17:06,509 --> 00:17:08,152
-Yes. Jackie.
-Yeah?
353
00:17:09,303 --> 00:17:12,356
-This has the potential
to be your...
354
00:17:12,390 --> 00:17:14,650
-My Rainbow Starts With Black?
355
00:17:14,684 --> 00:17:18,154
No, Professor Littlejohn,
it, it couldn't.
356
00:17:18,187 --> 00:17:20,781
You know, I...
-Jackie. I should know.
357
00:17:20,815 --> 00:17:24,201
-My goal in life
is to just write
358
00:17:24,235 --> 00:17:27,288
one, one great novel like you.
359
00:17:27,321 --> 00:17:30,124
That's...
-Okay. So we're great?
360
00:17:30,157 --> 00:17:31,876
You're gonna isolate and write?
-Yes.
361
00:17:31,909 --> 00:17:33,544
-All semester?
-All semester.
362
00:17:33,578 --> 00:17:35,546
-You're going to Montana?
-Yes, Professor Littlejohn!
363
00:17:35,580 --> 00:17:37,298
-Remember, no magazines, right?
-No.
364
00:17:37,331 --> 00:17:38,841
-No? You don't want any?
-Uh-uh.
365
00:17:38,874 --> 00:17:41,469
-Just turn off
the internet. Okay?
366
00:17:41,502 --> 00:17:44,472
-I will unplug completely.
-Yes!
367
00:17:44,505 --> 00:17:46,307
Okay. Hey, Merry Christmas.
368
00:17:46,340 --> 00:17:49,193
-Merry Christmas to you too!
369
00:17:53,014 --> 00:17:55,650
-Okay. Let's--oh.
370
00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:58,452
[sighs] My notes right here.
371
00:18:00,771 --> 00:18:02,290
Ooh.
372
00:18:08,529 --> 00:18:11,082
[phone vibrating]
373
00:18:11,115 --> 00:18:14,001
-Oh, fuck. Oh!
374
00:18:14,035 --> 00:18:16,504
Terry! Thank Christ.
Okay. Listen, I...
375
00:18:16,537 --> 00:18:18,506
Terry:
Lindy, you have 10 minutes.
376
00:18:18,539 --> 00:18:20,341
Blindsiding me
with one short story
377
00:18:20,374 --> 00:18:22,009
published in The New Yorker
over the last two decades
378
00:18:22,043 --> 00:18:23,678
gets you one.
379
00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:25,179
The fact that we've been friends
for more than 20 years
380
00:18:25,212 --> 00:18:26,397
gets you another.
381
00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,516
And the other eight
belong to Gillian Flynn,
382
00:18:28,549 --> 00:18:30,267
who continues
to publish bestsellers,
383
00:18:30,301 --> 00:18:33,354
which bought me
a Classic Six off the Park.
384
00:18:33,387 --> 00:18:36,282
-I didn't write the story.
It's my student's work.
385
00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:42,530
My ex-emotional-lover,
long story,
386
00:18:42,563 --> 00:18:43,906
found the fucking story
387
00:18:43,939 --> 00:18:45,408
in my bag
and thought it was mine.
388
00:18:45,441 --> 00:18:48,244
And I--why would
I correct him, you know?
389
00:18:48,277 --> 00:18:49,837
He sent it in
390
00:18:50,705 --> 00:18:52,873
without my knowledge,
on my behalf,
391
00:18:52,907 --> 00:18:55,543
because he,
long story, adored me
392
00:18:55,576 --> 00:18:57,712
and thought I was capable of
writing something great again.
393
00:18:57,745 --> 00:18:58,796
What the fuck...
394
00:18:58,829 --> 00:19:00,464
I'm taking a Sabbatical
from WashU.
395
00:19:00,498 --> 00:19:01,716
I'm headed to the gray house.
396
00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:03,884
Les and I
are gonna renew our vows.
397
00:19:03,918 --> 00:19:06,053
Long story, you're invited.
398
00:19:06,087 --> 00:19:07,388
I know you hate him.
399
00:19:07,421 --> 00:19:10,099
I did too. But he is a good dad.
400
00:19:10,132 --> 00:19:13,561
And I'm committed
to committing to my marriage.
401
00:19:13,594 --> 00:19:16,230
So I cannot handle
402
00:19:16,263 --> 00:19:19,316
this shit storm right now,
which is sure,
403
00:19:19,350 --> 00:19:21,819
by the way, to tarnish
your reputation as well.
404
00:19:21,852 --> 00:19:24,238
So if you wanna keep
that Classic Six,
405
00:19:24,271 --> 00:19:26,907
then can you please, please
406
00:19:26,941 --> 00:19:29,910
fix this fucking mess
so I can focus on my vows
407
00:19:29,944 --> 00:19:31,629
and my marriage
like I promised?
408
00:19:32,822 --> 00:19:34,999
-I hate you.
Lindy: I know.
409
00:19:35,032 --> 00:19:36,834
I hate me too.
410
00:19:36,867 --> 00:19:38,419
Thank you.
411
00:19:38,452 --> 00:19:40,513
-No, no, no.
You're not allowed to thank me.
412
00:19:45,668 --> 00:19:47,344
Oliver!
413
00:19:47,378 --> 00:19:50,398
[upbeat music playing]
414
00:20:05,855 --> 00:20:07,865
-Les has been calling,
I've been texting.
415
00:20:07,898 --> 00:20:09,658
-And I have been busy.
416
00:20:09,692 --> 00:20:12,203
Starla: Les needs you
on best behavior tonight.
417
00:20:12,236 --> 00:20:13,954
Hilton Smith is attending.
418
00:20:13,988 --> 00:20:16,290
-Condescending
as always, Starla.
419
00:20:16,323 --> 00:20:18,501
And who?
Starla: Necessary.
420
00:20:18,534 --> 00:20:21,212
And he is a big investor.
-You know, I thought
421
00:20:21,245 --> 00:20:22,797
the cover was on the pool
last year, right?
422
00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:24,381
You know that.
-Great.
423
00:20:24,415 --> 00:20:25,633
You already picked up
the first framed tomato.
424
00:20:25,666 --> 00:20:27,176
-I did. Yup.
425
00:20:27,209 --> 00:20:28,686
-Uh, it's locked.
-I know.
426
00:20:30,004 --> 00:20:31,972
-Is this another party protest?
-No.
427
00:20:32,006 --> 00:20:33,349
Starla: Hilton is here in five.
428
00:20:33,382 --> 00:20:34,809
-Starla.
Starla: Your dress is upstairs.
429
00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:37,394
I need you inside now.
-What? What dress?
430
00:20:37,428 --> 00:20:39,021
-Les had me assess
your wardrobe situation
431
00:20:39,054 --> 00:20:40,523
and, and we both agreed
that the only option
432
00:20:40,556 --> 00:20:41,816
was to outsource an upgrade.
433
00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:44,527
-Insulting.
434
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:45,653
And what if I hate it?
435
00:20:45,686 --> 00:20:48,155
-Your futures
are on the line.
436
00:20:48,189 --> 00:20:49,657
He said to me, quote,
437
00:20:49,690 --> 00:20:53,536
"No new year, new us
without new money," unquote.
438
00:20:53,569 --> 00:20:55,579
So please just move.
439
00:20:55,613 --> 00:20:57,081
Get out of the car.
440
00:20:57,114 --> 00:20:59,041
Now!
[windshield rolling]
441
00:20:59,074 --> 00:21:00,501
-Bye-bye, Starla.
442
00:21:00,534 --> 00:21:04,672
-I will have the valet
physically remove you.
443
00:21:04,705 --> 00:21:06,557
-I need a minute!
444
00:21:07,917 --> 00:21:09,393
One minute!
445
00:21:11,545 --> 00:21:14,607
-I need Hulk out front, stat.
446
00:21:17,259 --> 00:21:21,021
[joyful instrumental
music playing]
447
00:21:21,055 --> 00:21:24,074
[indistinct chatter]
448
00:21:35,402 --> 00:21:36,462
[cat meows]
449
00:21:42,493 --> 00:21:44,962
-Come on.
Tell me what Les is working on.
450
00:21:44,995 --> 00:21:47,965
This is the cover
of Scientific American.
451
00:21:47,998 --> 00:21:50,050
-Okay, he tells me nothing,
Nils.
452
00:21:50,084 --> 00:21:52,219
-Uh-hmm. Uh-hmm.
And you never ask?
453
00:21:52,253 --> 00:21:53,554
Bullshit, Lindy.
454
00:21:53,587 --> 00:21:54,972
I have printed
that same quote from you
455
00:21:55,005 --> 00:21:56,473
10 times over the years.
456
00:21:56,507 --> 00:21:58,726
-All I'll say is,
first rule of Fight Club.
457
00:21:58,759 --> 00:22:01,604
-Lame and outdated.
458
00:22:01,637 --> 00:22:03,989
-Just like Scientific American.
459
00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:09,119
[joyful instrumental
music continues playing]
460
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:15,960
-[sighs] Vodka, dry.
461
00:22:19,363 --> 00:22:20,497
[people applauding]
462
00:22:20,531 --> 00:22:21,632
-[chortles]
463
00:22:23,659 --> 00:22:24,718
Oh, thank you.
464
00:22:33,127 --> 00:22:34,186
-Big Red has landed.
465
00:22:35,796 --> 00:22:36,972
-Where's Lindy?
466
00:22:37,006 --> 00:22:38,641
-I need eyes on Lady Tomato.
467
00:22:38,674 --> 00:22:40,601
-Hilton?
-Give me a 20 on Deep Pockets.
468
00:22:40,634 --> 00:22:42,102
man: Roger.
None at the second.
469
00:22:42,136 --> 00:22:43,270
-Double negative.
470
00:22:43,304 --> 00:22:44,980
-Big Red is not happy.
471
00:22:45,014 --> 00:22:47,942
-I know amazing style
when I see it.
472
00:22:47,975 --> 00:22:50,444
-Oh, this is a facade.
473
00:22:50,477 --> 00:22:52,947
-Oh, well,
the facade is working.
474
00:22:52,980 --> 00:22:55,950
-Hmm. I'm teetering
on the precipice
475
00:22:55,983 --> 00:22:57,501
of being outed as a fraud.
476
00:22:58,819 --> 00:23:00,955
Which I probably deserve.
477
00:23:00,988 --> 00:23:05,042
I'm supposed to be
the supportive wife
478
00:23:05,075 --> 00:23:07,670
but, uh, my career going up
in flames
479
00:23:07,703 --> 00:23:09,129
is bangin' around my brain.
480
00:23:09,163 --> 00:23:11,215
It's all I can hear.
[laughs]
481
00:23:11,248 --> 00:23:13,634
-What does your husband think
about that?
482
00:23:13,667 --> 00:23:16,804
-Oh, he has no clue.
He's a fraud too.
483
00:23:16,837 --> 00:23:18,138
-Is that so?
484
00:23:18,172 --> 00:23:19,139
-Uh-hmm.
485
00:23:19,173 --> 00:23:20,391
[cheers and applause]
486
00:23:20,424 --> 00:23:22,851
-Welcome, everyone.
487
00:23:22,885 --> 00:23:26,730
Uh, every year, um, I say
I'm gonna keep it short
488
00:23:26,764 --> 00:23:28,482
and that this night
is not about me,
489
00:23:28,515 --> 00:23:30,734
it's about the children.
490
00:23:30,768 --> 00:23:32,987
And tonight, I'm actually
gonna keep that promise
491
00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:37,074
but, you know, let's be honest,
um, it has to be about me first
492
00:23:37,107 --> 00:23:39,410
because you're all here
to bid on my stuff.
493
00:23:39,443 --> 00:23:40,494
[laughs]
494
00:23:40,527 --> 00:23:42,329
-Well, he's just
495
00:23:42,363 --> 00:23:47,001
playing the role
of a charitable philanthropist.
496
00:23:47,034 --> 00:23:51,171
But all he really cares about
is his life's work first,
497
00:23:51,205 --> 00:23:52,840
himself second,
our daughter third,
498
00:23:52,873 --> 00:23:55,843
me last,
which I probably deserve.
499
00:23:55,876 --> 00:23:57,177
-Well, just curious.
500
00:23:57,211 --> 00:24:00,347
What do you think
about his life's work?
501
00:24:00,381 --> 00:24:04,518
-And a very personal little
ditty about Jack and Diane,
502
00:24:04,551 --> 00:24:07,855
my John Cougar Mellencamp
Velcro wallet
503
00:24:07,888 --> 00:24:11,567
with my high school ID
still inside. Huh?
504
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,402
Where else you gonna get
one of those?
505
00:24:13,435 --> 00:24:17,114
-I can't tell you that.
-[chuckles]
506
00:24:17,147 --> 00:24:18,574
It's so top secret actually,
507
00:24:18,607 --> 00:24:21,035
-I have no idea what it is.
-Oh.
508
00:24:21,068 --> 00:24:23,245
-Hold on a second.
My, my top elf is really trying
509
00:24:23,278 --> 00:24:24,872
to tell me something.
510
00:24:24,905 --> 00:24:26,582
-Lady Tomato on the veranda
with Deep Pockets,
511
00:24:26,615 --> 00:24:28,125
two drinks in, third on deck.
512
00:24:28,158 --> 00:24:30,711
-You're fucking joking
or you're fucking fired.
513
00:24:30,744 --> 00:24:32,346
-I'll turn in my headset.
514
00:24:34,415 --> 00:24:37,217
-But I can tell you,
515
00:24:37,251 --> 00:24:40,220
[sighs] he's brilliant.
516
00:24:40,254 --> 00:24:41,647
Don't tell him I said that.
517
00:24:42,631 --> 00:24:44,433
Yeah. I mean, I'm already last.
518
00:24:44,466 --> 00:24:45,893
You know, what's after last?
519
00:24:45,926 --> 00:24:47,978
[both laugh]
520
00:24:48,012 --> 00:24:49,897
-Not much.
521
00:24:49,930 --> 00:24:53,317
-So yeah, merry Christmas
and happy holidays,
522
00:24:53,350 --> 00:24:56,737
and, uh, hopefully
that covers it all. Okay.
523
00:24:56,770 --> 00:24:58,822
-[mic echoes]
-[guests applauding]
524
00:24:58,856 --> 00:25:00,491
-Les, five minutes.
-No.
525
00:25:00,524 --> 00:25:01,784
-Two.
-One. Later, maybe.
526
00:25:01,817 --> 00:25:03,410
-Done.
Lindy: Oh, everybody was up.
527
00:25:03,444 --> 00:25:05,120
-Hey, Lindy, stop, stop.
Lindy: You're right--no, no.
528
00:25:05,154 --> 00:25:06,246
-Stop.
-I'm just explaining
529
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:07,748
to this gentleman
why there's no
530
00:25:07,781 --> 00:25:09,917
outdoor access
this holiday season.
531
00:25:09,950 --> 00:25:13,087
So as a joke, last year,
I put into the silent auction,
532
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:17,758
as a joke, "watch almighty Les
walk on water."
533
00:25:17,791 --> 00:25:19,510
I thought
the cover was on the pool.
534
00:25:19,543 --> 00:25:20,803
-Oh. [laughing]
-It was not. You got it?
535
00:25:20,836 --> 00:25:22,179
Hilton: Oh, yeah.
-I'm so sorry.
536
00:25:22,212 --> 00:25:23,597
Lindy: You get it.
-Hilton, I'm so sorry.
537
00:25:23,630 --> 00:25:25,140
I just wanna say I'm so sorry.
538
00:25:25,174 --> 00:25:26,433
-Hilton?
-Oh, I'd pay right now
539
00:25:26,467 --> 00:25:29,186
to see that, Awesome Les.
540
00:25:29,219 --> 00:25:30,938
If you can walk on water,
541
00:25:30,971 --> 00:25:32,606
you got my money.
542
00:25:32,639 --> 00:25:33,824
-Are you being serious?
543
00:25:34,024 --> 00:25:36,276
-No.
-No. Oh, oh, great.
544
00:25:36,310 --> 00:25:37,945
So I can still get the money?
545
00:25:37,978 --> 00:25:41,156
-After the conversation
with your wife,
546
00:25:41,190 --> 00:25:42,491
uh...
[Lindy laughs awkwardly]
547
00:25:42,524 --> 00:25:44,660
-...I don't know.
-Hi, Hilton.
548
00:25:44,693 --> 00:25:45,953
I didn't know, like...
-Okay, Lindy.
549
00:25:45,986 --> 00:25:47,621
Why don't you just not
say anything
550
00:25:47,654 --> 00:25:49,715
and maybe go and get us
a lot of drinks?
551
00:25:51,075 --> 00:25:52,292
Okay. So, um, Hilton,
552
00:25:52,326 --> 00:25:53,627
I don't know
what she said exactly...
553
00:25:53,660 --> 00:25:56,213
Well, she said
that you put work first,
554
00:25:56,246 --> 00:25:58,340
family third, and her dead last.
555
00:25:58,373 --> 00:25:59,633
-That's out of context.
556
00:25:59,666 --> 00:26:01,051
-What kind of man are you?
557
00:26:01,085 --> 00:26:03,137
I know.
I just--I, I can explain.
558
00:26:03,170 --> 00:26:06,974
-I can explain.
-[laughing] Oh, my God.
559
00:26:07,007 --> 00:26:09,184
Never explain, anything.
560
00:26:09,218 --> 00:26:12,146
-I got you, again.
-Oh, yeah. [laughs] Again.
561
00:26:12,179 --> 00:26:13,814
[both laughing]
-You suck at this.
562
00:26:13,847 --> 00:26:15,357
-I do. I do. I do.
563
00:26:15,390 --> 00:26:17,317
So just to be clear,
Lindy didn't tank the deal?
564
00:26:17,351 --> 00:26:18,485
-She closed it.
565
00:26:18,519 --> 00:26:19,745
Now she's awesome.
566
00:26:20,896 --> 00:26:23,073
Workaholics,
they change the world.
567
00:26:23,107 --> 00:26:26,076
I'm a workaholic. I should know.
-Thank you.
568
00:26:26,110 --> 00:26:27,244
Oh, thank you so much.
-Okay. Okay. Okay.
569
00:26:27,277 --> 00:26:28,328
Thank you so much.
570
00:26:28,362 --> 00:26:29,580
I wanna go to work right away,
571
00:26:29,613 --> 00:26:31,039
like fuck the holidays.
-Yeah,
572
00:26:31,073 --> 00:26:32,666
I put it on my Christmas card
every year.
573
00:26:32,699 --> 00:26:34,042
-Yeah, you really see me.
574
00:26:34,076 --> 00:26:36,086
-We both do.
-Oh, it's you again.
575
00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:37,588
-Hilton's chief scientist.
576
00:26:37,621 --> 00:26:39,339
-Oh, the brains.
577
00:26:39,373 --> 00:26:40,507
-And the boots.
Les: The boots?
578
00:26:40,541 --> 00:26:42,092
-The boots on the ground.
579
00:26:42,126 --> 00:26:43,093
-What do the boots do?
580
00:26:43,127 --> 00:26:44,845
-The boots ensure
581
00:26:44,878 --> 00:26:46,396
that my guts are never wrong.
582
00:26:47,798 --> 00:26:49,892
The boots are
a part of the deal.
583
00:26:49,925 --> 00:26:53,187
I'm all in.
Are you, Awesome Les?
584
00:26:53,220 --> 00:26:56,240
[tense music playing]
585
00:26:59,852 --> 00:27:01,403
-Fine. Just, just tell me.
586
00:27:01,436 --> 00:27:03,405
-I'm melting down.
587
00:27:03,438 --> 00:27:04,573
-Because I fucked the deal?
588
00:27:04,606 --> 00:27:06,241
-No, I closed the deal.
589
00:27:06,275 --> 00:27:08,243
I closed the deal.
-Fantastic!
590
00:27:08,277 --> 00:27:09,286
-No!
-What do you mean no?
591
00:27:09,319 --> 00:27:10,913
-It's...
-That's so great!
592
00:27:10,946 --> 00:27:13,290
Oh, my God. I was so worried.
-No, Lindy. No. No.
593
00:27:13,323 --> 00:27:14,917
Lindy: I mean, I...
-Now, I am saddled
594
00:27:14,950 --> 00:27:17,294
with one of Hilton's
network of bio spies.
595
00:27:17,327 --> 00:27:19,755
His chief scientist
is gonna come in
596
00:27:19,788 --> 00:27:21,423
and she's gonna take credit
for my work,
597
00:27:21,456 --> 00:27:23,634
and all of this
will have been for nothing.
598
00:27:23,667 --> 00:27:26,678
I will be nothing.
My legacy will be nothing.
599
00:27:26,712 --> 00:27:28,847
I shall go to the grave
without a Nobel.
600
00:27:28,881 --> 00:27:32,935
You know, this was
my last chance at greatness.
601
00:27:32,968 --> 00:27:34,937
Gone. [groaning]
602
00:27:34,970 --> 00:27:37,356
-Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey.
603
00:27:37,389 --> 00:27:39,274
[exhales]
[Les groaning]
604
00:27:39,308 --> 00:27:45,197
-Hey, come on.
You remember Joan Ryan, huh?
605
00:27:45,230 --> 00:27:48,534
-Yeah, my nemesis at MIT.
-That's right.
606
00:27:48,567 --> 00:27:50,327
You were convinced
607
00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:53,789
that the PhD board
was gonna pick her over you
608
00:27:53,822 --> 00:27:55,457
and you were gonna be relegated
609
00:27:55,490 --> 00:27:57,501
to just a footnote
in the science community
610
00:27:57,534 --> 00:27:58,877
or some other science
bad thing, right?
611
00:27:58,911 --> 00:28:03,173
But what actually happened, Les?
612
00:28:03,207 --> 00:28:04,266
-They chose me.
613
00:28:05,375 --> 00:28:06,435
-They chose you.
614
00:28:07,419 --> 00:28:09,137
And where's Joan Ryan?
615
00:28:09,171 --> 00:28:11,523
-Teaching at Berkeley.
[laughs]
616
00:28:12,758 --> 00:28:14,518
-And where are you?
617
00:28:14,551 --> 00:28:16,311
-In St. Louis.
-But why?
618
00:28:16,345 --> 00:28:18,814
-Oh, uh...
619
00:28:18,847 --> 00:28:21,984
to give the finger to those
ungrateful pricks at Monsanto,
620
00:28:22,017 --> 00:28:24,486
and to build the Menlo Park
of the Midwest.
621
00:28:24,519 --> 00:28:26,822
-And how?
-How? Because I am--
622
00:28:26,855 --> 00:28:28,490
I am a partner
in my own company,
623
00:28:28,523 --> 00:28:30,867
creating the bioagro tech
that will change the world.
624
00:28:30,901 --> 00:28:31,994
-That's right.
Les: Yeah.
625
00:28:32,027 --> 00:28:33,045
-You're gonna change the world.
626
00:28:35,364 --> 00:28:36,423
And you are.
627
00:28:37,366 --> 00:28:39,209
I've always believed that.
628
00:28:39,243 --> 00:28:41,003
-Even when you hated me?
629
00:28:41,036 --> 00:28:42,054
-Oh.
630
00:28:43,622 --> 00:28:46,091
Especially when I hated you.
631
00:28:46,124 --> 00:28:48,093
So what do I do?
632
00:28:48,126 --> 00:28:50,679
You do what you always do.
633
00:28:50,712 --> 00:28:55,350
You get back in the workshop
and you figure it out.
634
00:28:55,384 --> 00:28:58,270
That's what Les Littlejohn does.
Les: Yeah.
635
00:28:58,303 --> 00:29:01,064
-Right?
-Yeah. Right.
636
00:29:01,098 --> 00:29:02,858
Lindy: Right?
-Oh. [laughs]
637
00:29:02,891 --> 00:29:03,909
Lindy: Okay.
638
00:29:04,935 --> 00:29:06,403
-That's it.
639
00:29:06,436 --> 00:29:08,280
-That's it.
Les: Thank you, Lindy.
640
00:29:08,313 --> 00:29:11,199
Thank you
for being so understanding.
641
00:29:11,233 --> 00:29:13,785
Oh, God.
642
00:29:13,819 --> 00:29:16,038
So now, I gotta get back
in the workshop
643
00:29:16,071 --> 00:29:19,374
and let's move our--
renewing our vows to next year.
644
00:29:19,408 --> 00:29:20,709
That's a fantastic idea.
645
00:29:20,742 --> 00:29:22,127
-Les, no, I didn't--what?
646
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:23,762
Les: Huh?
That's what you said, right?
647
00:29:24,579 --> 00:29:26,882
Huh?
-Did I?
648
00:29:26,915 --> 00:29:28,467
-Yeah.
-Gary and Meg.
649
00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:30,260
-Oh, Gary and Meg would
much prefer to go to Cabo.
650
00:29:30,294 --> 00:29:31,303
Let's send them something.
651
00:29:31,336 --> 00:29:32,929
-Sign my name.
-No, no, no,
652
00:29:32,963 --> 00:29:34,806
that'll be so humiliating to me.
-Oh, don't worry. Don't worry.
653
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:36,141
I'll tell Lulu
that she can just go
654
00:29:36,174 --> 00:29:37,601
skiing with her friends
like she wanted.
655
00:29:37,634 --> 00:29:38,602
So I'll see you when I see you.
656
00:29:38,635 --> 00:29:39,728
I'll be back when I'm back.
657
00:29:39,761 --> 00:29:41,438
And, um, I love you
658
00:29:41,471 --> 00:29:45,117
and I can't wait for new year,
new us next year. Mwah!
659
00:29:46,184 --> 00:29:47,286
[door closes]
660
00:29:51,606 --> 00:29:52,741
Lindy: Motherfucker!
661
00:29:52,774 --> 00:29:54,076
[objects clattering]
662
00:29:54,109 --> 00:29:58,171
-[groans]
Is he fucking kidding me?!
663
00:30:00,615 --> 00:30:01,675
I'm...
664
00:30:10,876 --> 00:30:13,011
[breathes shakily]
665
00:30:13,045 --> 00:30:15,806
[line trilling]
666
00:30:15,839 --> 00:30:16,973
Richard: Lindy?
667
00:30:17,007 --> 00:30:20,068
-Um, Richie. Um...
668
00:30:21,136 --> 00:30:22,187
I made a mistake
669
00:30:22,220 --> 00:30:25,607
and I'm, I'm leaving Les
tonight.
670
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:27,109
Richard: I hear
the emotion in your voice
671
00:30:27,142 --> 00:30:28,610
and it's beautiful.
672
00:30:28,643 --> 00:30:30,278
I've been hoping
for a Christmas miracle.
673
00:30:30,312 --> 00:30:32,114
-Yeah, I'm gonna go to Vermont.
674
00:30:32,147 --> 00:30:33,281
I'm gonna go to the gray house.
675
00:30:33,315 --> 00:30:35,033
And I, um--
676
00:30:35,067 --> 00:30:36,827
could you--could you
come with me?
677
00:30:36,860 --> 00:30:39,496
Richard: Where you finished
your masterpiece.
678
00:30:39,529 --> 00:30:41,998
I'd be honored to be invited.
A gift beyond measure.
679
00:30:42,032 --> 00:30:43,375
Uh, I have
10 vacation days
680
00:30:43,408 --> 00:30:44,626
and one personal day
banked...
681
00:30:44,659 --> 00:30:46,503
-Um...
Richard: ...and, uh--oh.
682
00:30:46,536 --> 00:30:48,463
-Heart emoji.
683
00:30:48,497 --> 00:30:51,174
Uh, let--let's meet
at Mandy's Diner at midnight.
684
00:30:51,208 --> 00:30:52,801
Richard: Heart emoji back.
685
00:30:52,834 --> 00:30:54,970
I'll arrive
with joy in my step
686
00:30:55,003 --> 00:30:56,513
and a light in my heart.
687
00:30:56,546 --> 00:30:57,806
Did you love my present?
688
00:30:57,839 --> 00:30:59,558
-The fuck!
Richard: Pardon?
689
00:30:59,591 --> 00:31:01,351
-Yeah, I...
690
00:31:01,385 --> 00:31:05,147
[sighs] I didn't have
the heart to open it,
691
00:31:05,180 --> 00:31:08,150
so, um, I'll just bring it
with me, okay?
692
00:31:08,183 --> 00:31:10,861
Richard:
New year, new you, new us.
693
00:31:10,894 --> 00:31:12,320
Oh, is Vermont cold?
I get...
694
00:31:12,354 --> 00:31:13,372
[phone shuts]
695
00:31:14,356 --> 00:31:15,657
[sighs]
696
00:31:15,690 --> 00:31:19,419
[dramatic music playing]
697
00:31:27,786 --> 00:31:30,806
[indistinct chatter]
698
00:31:35,043 --> 00:31:38,480
-Everybody out in 30 minutes
or Hulk is gonna see me smash.
699
00:31:41,049 --> 00:31:43,894
-Iceberg ahead 30 clicks.
Abandon ship.
700
00:31:43,927 --> 00:31:45,270
Lady Tomato about to burst.
701
00:31:45,303 --> 00:31:47,189
-Hey, hey, hey, hey.
702
00:31:47,222 --> 00:31:49,074
Les promised me a minute.
703
00:31:51,268 --> 00:31:52,619
-I'll give you 20.
704
00:31:58,817 --> 00:32:01,878
[suspenseful music playing]
705
00:32:11,329 --> 00:32:12,347
Les: Excuse me?
706
00:32:13,148 --> 00:32:16,927
I thought the boots up my ass
might start after the holidays.
707
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:19,012
-Martin signed the LOI ASAP
708
00:32:19,045 --> 00:32:21,431
and Hilton turned on the money
hose in good faith.
709
00:32:21,465 --> 00:32:23,475
-I didn't sign.
I'm a partner.
710
00:32:23,508 --> 00:32:26,102
-Apparently
not the important one.
711
00:32:26,136 --> 00:32:31,817
-Oh. Well, now I'm inspired
and I would like you to leave.
712
00:32:31,850 --> 00:32:34,110
-A genius needs his space.
713
00:32:34,144 --> 00:32:35,612
-Exactly.
714
00:32:35,645 --> 00:32:38,698
And I plan on being inspired
throughout the holidays.
715
00:32:38,732 --> 00:32:41,618
-I know this is
a difficult transition period.
716
00:32:41,651 --> 00:32:43,703
I'll give you tonight.
717
00:32:43,737 --> 00:32:45,172
But I will be back tomorrow.
718
00:32:47,157 --> 00:32:50,093
Boots on the ground,
Dr. Littlejohn.
719
00:32:53,205 --> 00:32:55,265
-Fuck me.
720
00:32:57,542 --> 00:33:00,562
[dramatic music playing]
721
00:33:07,344 --> 00:33:09,237
[device beeps, opens]
722
00:33:27,239 --> 00:33:30,258
[phone ringing]
723
00:33:32,410 --> 00:33:34,387
-Nils, I don't have time.
724
00:33:37,374 --> 00:33:38,725
She what?
725
00:33:58,228 --> 00:34:01,364
[line trilling]
726
00:34:01,398 --> 00:34:03,917
Lulu: You're old. Text me.
[phone beeps]
727
00:34:04,184 --> 00:34:05,869
[cat meows]
728
00:34:05,902 --> 00:34:08,371
[growls]
729
00:34:08,405 --> 00:34:10,006
-Fuck you too.
730
00:34:11,241 --> 00:34:13,376
[metal clanking]
731
00:34:13,410 --> 00:34:14,678
Starla?
732
00:34:23,295 --> 00:34:25,055
[sighs] Les.
733
00:34:25,088 --> 00:34:27,766
-Freezer is off limits
from now on, until I say.
734
00:34:27,799 --> 00:34:30,936
We need to regroup.
Where are you going?
735
00:34:30,969 --> 00:34:32,562
-I'm leaving you.
736
00:34:32,596 --> 00:34:33,939
-Pfft. If anyone should be
leaving anyone,
737
00:34:33,972 --> 00:34:36,399
I should be leaving you.
-How's that?
738
00:34:36,433 --> 00:34:37,901
-For trying to sabotage
my career.
739
00:34:37,934 --> 00:34:39,235
Think I don't know, huh?
740
00:34:39,269 --> 00:34:40,403
You don't think
Nils would call me
741
00:34:40,437 --> 00:34:41,988
for comment, Lindy.
-[thud]
742
00:34:42,022 --> 00:34:44,449
-It's Scientific American,
not TMZ.
743
00:34:44,482 --> 00:34:46,159
I'm a hoax, am I?
744
00:34:46,192 --> 00:34:47,953
And threatened
by a female scientist
745
00:34:47,986 --> 00:34:49,120
taking credit for my work?
746
00:34:49,154 --> 00:34:51,164
You mentioned Joan?
747
00:34:51,197 --> 00:34:52,916
I'm not a misogynist.
748
00:34:52,949 --> 00:34:55,168
I'm not--I'm not intentionally.
-Oh?
749
00:34:55,201 --> 00:34:56,461
-If anything,
I'm an accidental misogynist
750
00:34:56,494 --> 00:34:58,004
and I too blame
the patriarchy for that.
751
00:34:58,038 --> 00:35:00,090
-I never said misogynist.
752
00:35:00,123 --> 00:35:01,925
-Why would you do this? Why?
753
00:35:01,958 --> 00:35:04,177
-You know why.
754
00:35:04,210 --> 00:35:06,346
-Is it about Gary and Meg?
755
00:35:06,379 --> 00:35:09,808
-This is about you
and our marriage,
756
00:35:09,841 --> 00:35:13,687
and breaking the promise
of step three: a grand gesture.
757
00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:15,647
And our daughter who hates me.
758
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:19,442
Sucking the life out of me
and my promising writing career.
759
00:35:19,476 --> 00:35:21,528
-Career? Stop!
760
00:35:21,561 --> 00:35:24,447
It was one book
in the early aughts.
761
00:35:24,481 --> 00:35:26,199
This is what you did.
You basically...
762
00:35:26,232 --> 00:35:28,952
you turned in a book report
on your fucked-up family...
763
00:35:28,985 --> 00:35:30,286
-Oh.
Les: ...you changed the names,
764
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:32,038
you added a little bit
of wry sarcasm,
765
00:35:32,072 --> 00:35:33,289
and then you called it fiction,
766
00:35:33,323 --> 00:35:34,791
and you got lucky.
767
00:35:34,824 --> 00:35:36,793
Lindy: Look...
-My Rainbow Starts With Black.
768
00:35:36,826 --> 00:35:39,713
No shit.
-My book report
769
00:35:39,746 --> 00:35:41,006
and the subsequent
770
00:35:41,039 --> 00:35:43,466
Oscar-nominated film
it's based on,
771
00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:48,388
bought and paid for this
extravagantly sad McMansion
772
00:35:48,421 --> 00:35:53,059
in this Podunk red-state town
you forced us to move to
773
00:35:53,093 --> 00:35:55,228
so that you could try
to be something other than
774
00:35:55,261 --> 00:35:57,981
Mr. Fucking Tomato Head.
775
00:35:58,014 --> 00:35:59,315
-This is the last thing
I need right now.
776
00:35:59,349 --> 00:36:00,358
-Oh, my...
-Yes.
777
00:36:00,392 --> 00:36:01,901
-I'm so sorry.
778
00:36:01,935 --> 00:36:03,486
What is it you need right now?
779
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:05,155
-I need you. Yeah.
-Uh-huh.
780
00:36:05,188 --> 00:36:08,199
-I need your support.
This is my last chance.
781
00:36:08,233 --> 00:36:11,369
You already got your prize.
782
00:36:11,403 --> 00:36:13,204
And in case you forgot,
783
00:36:13,238 --> 00:36:17,042
I was by your side
for every fucking sentence.
784
00:36:17,075 --> 00:36:19,753
Every book signing,
every interview.
785
00:36:19,786 --> 00:36:22,172
I held your purse,
I held my tongue.
786
00:36:22,205 --> 00:36:23,715
You know,
I was there for the ride.
787
00:36:23,748 --> 00:36:25,425
And it wasn't always pleasant.
788
00:36:25,458 --> 00:36:28,094
You know, the rollercoaster
of insecurity and emotion,
789
00:36:28,128 --> 00:36:30,096
is frankly fucking exhausting.
790
00:36:30,130 --> 00:36:32,515
-I have paid that debt!
791
00:36:32,549 --> 00:36:35,226
I have been by your side
for 15 years!
792
00:36:35,260 --> 00:36:41,858
You had Flavor Saver
and it was insufferable.
793
00:36:41,891 --> 00:36:44,778
Still is.
-But I didn't get my moment
794
00:36:44,811 --> 00:36:46,529
in the spotlight like you did.
795
00:36:46,563 --> 00:36:47,697
I didn't get
796
00:36:47,731 --> 00:36:49,074
my prize.
-[device chirps]
797
00:36:49,107 --> 00:36:50,116
Lindy: Swing and a miss.
798
00:36:50,150 --> 00:36:52,577
How is it my fault?
799
00:36:52,610 --> 00:36:54,079
How?
800
00:36:54,112 --> 00:36:55,205
-My apologies.
801
00:36:55,238 --> 00:36:56,748
Forgive me for being ambitious.
802
00:36:56,781 --> 00:36:58,583
[Lindy scoffs]
-Um, coasting by
803
00:36:58,616 --> 00:37:01,127
on a one-hit wonder
isn't enough for me.
804
00:37:01,161 --> 00:37:03,463
-Maybe you don't have another
hit in you. Huh?
805
00:37:03,496 --> 00:37:05,381
Maybe you're one and done.
806
00:37:05,415 --> 00:37:07,926
Maybe your ego just won't
let you read the room.
807
00:37:07,959 --> 00:37:10,053
-I would rather
be blinded by my ego
808
00:37:10,086 --> 00:37:12,055
than paralyzed by fear.
Lindy: That's me?
809
00:37:12,088 --> 00:37:13,223
That's what you think of me?
Les: Yeah.
810
00:37:13,256 --> 00:37:14,224
Because you haven't produced
811
00:37:14,257 --> 00:37:16,101
one goddamn sentence
812
00:37:16,134 --> 00:37:17,727
in 15 years.
[device chirps]
813
00:37:17,761 --> 00:37:19,229
What kind of magic do you
think you're suddenly gonna find
814
00:37:19,262 --> 00:37:20,447
in your beloved gray house, huh?
815
00:37:20,647 --> 00:37:21,898
With me by your side,
816
00:37:21,931 --> 00:37:24,150
like an emotional support
animal,
817
00:37:24,184 --> 00:37:26,444
encouraging you,
keeping you calm,
818
00:37:26,478 --> 00:37:29,906
because, quote, "I promised we'd
return there one day," unquote.
819
00:37:29,939 --> 00:37:34,327
I mean, I am through
being held emotionally hostage
820
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:36,663
for your creative paralysis.
821
00:37:36,696 --> 00:37:39,165
-And there it is, everyone.
822
00:37:39,199 --> 00:37:41,167
That's our show.
823
00:37:41,201 --> 00:37:44,304
Same line every time.
824
00:37:48,666 --> 00:37:52,846
This is the top-secret thing
825
00:37:52,879 --> 00:37:55,014
you've been working on?
-Give me that. Give me--
826
00:37:55,048 --> 00:37:56,808
uh, no, no, no, no, no.
-A Tonka truck
827
00:37:56,841 --> 00:37:58,309
is not gonna change the world,
828
00:37:58,343 --> 00:38:00,770
let alone "agriculture
as we know it."
829
00:38:00,804 --> 00:38:02,355
-You have no idea
what you're talking about.
830
00:38:02,388 --> 00:38:04,107
-Jesus. This is what you said
to every female scientist
831
00:38:04,140 --> 00:38:05,692
that's ever had a better idea.
832
00:38:05,725 --> 00:38:09,279
You know, most men
overcompensate with a big truck,
833
00:38:09,312 --> 00:38:11,656
It's nice to see yours
to scale.
834
00:38:11,689 --> 00:38:13,032
[object chirps]
835
00:38:13,066 --> 00:38:15,210
[sprays]
-[gasps] Oh.
836
00:38:17,195 --> 00:38:19,455
Jeez. What a gentleman.
837
00:38:19,489 --> 00:38:20,507
-Oh, fuck.
838
00:38:21,825 --> 00:38:23,626
-What?
-Oh, no, Lindy.
839
00:38:23,660 --> 00:38:24,886
-What's...?
840
00:38:26,162 --> 00:38:27,463
What'd you do?
[gurgling]
841
00:38:27,497 --> 00:38:30,383
[ominous music playing]
842
00:38:30,416 --> 00:38:31,893
[mouths]
What is happening to me?
843
00:38:33,086 --> 00:38:34,354
[object clatters]
844
00:38:35,839 --> 00:38:36,806
[birds chirping]
845
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:38,558
-Oh, oh, oh.
846
00:38:38,591 --> 00:38:41,394
[birds chirping]
847
00:38:41,427 --> 00:38:43,238
-Lindy, hey.
848
00:38:44,180 --> 00:38:45,865
Oh, God. Is she dead? Oh.
849
00:38:51,020 --> 00:38:52,038
Lindy.
850
00:38:53,606 --> 00:38:54,699
Say something.
851
00:38:54,732 --> 00:38:56,159
Are you alive?
852
00:38:56,192 --> 00:38:57,243
Oh.
-[groans]
853
00:38:57,277 --> 00:38:58,661
-Oh, you're alive!
854
00:38:58,695 --> 00:39:01,497
[laughing]
855
00:39:01,531 --> 00:39:04,375
-Fuck you! Fuck you!
856
00:39:04,409 --> 00:39:05,668
-[gasps]
857
00:39:05,702 --> 00:39:07,253
-[gasps]
858
00:39:07,287 --> 00:39:09,214
[bird chirping]
859
00:39:09,247 --> 00:39:10,423
-[gasps]
860
00:39:10,456 --> 00:39:12,600
[bird chirping]
861
00:39:15,545 --> 00:39:16,563
[metal clanks]
[Lindy grunts]
862
00:39:17,881 --> 00:39:20,725
[upbeat music playing]
863
00:39:20,758 --> 00:39:23,561
♪ Merry Christmas ♪
♪ I don't wanna fight tonight ♪
864
00:39:23,595 --> 00:39:26,689
♪ Merry Christmas ♪
♪ I don't wanna fight tonight ♪
865
00:39:26,723 --> 00:39:28,274
♪ Merry Christmas ♪
866
00:39:28,308 --> 00:39:30,860
♪ I don't want to fight ♪
867
00:39:30,894 --> 00:39:34,197
♪ Tonight with you ♪
868
00:39:34,230 --> 00:39:35,365
[suspenseful music playing]
869
00:39:35,398 --> 00:39:36,616
-Good morning.
870
00:39:36,649 --> 00:39:38,785
Lindy: How long
until you can fix me?
871
00:39:38,818 --> 00:39:39,619
[grunts]
872
00:39:39,652 --> 00:39:42,171
I need the truth!
873
00:39:43,573 --> 00:39:44,591
-I don't know.
874
00:39:46,117 --> 00:39:48,211
But I'm making
really good progress.
875
00:39:48,244 --> 00:39:50,263
It's incredible.
876
00:39:50,730 --> 00:39:52,423
[Lindy gasps]
[all gasp]
877
00:39:52,457 --> 00:39:53,299
-No.
878
00:39:53,333 --> 00:39:54,425
Vivienne: Moving forward,
879
00:39:54,459 --> 00:39:55,927
everything that happens
in this lab
880
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:58,313
will be authorized by me.
881
00:39:58,546 --> 00:39:59,973
Mom wrote something?
882
00:40:00,006 --> 00:40:01,641
-The story is viral.
883
00:40:01,674 --> 00:40:04,394
-This is a ticking time bomb
that is going to blow.
884
00:40:04,427 --> 00:40:06,529
-But you're gonna fix that.
885
00:40:07,180 --> 00:40:09,899
[screams]
886
00:40:09,933 --> 00:40:11,951
-That means the world to me.
887
00:40:12,418 --> 00:40:13,903
-Richard, were you at my house?
888
00:40:13,937 --> 00:40:15,705
-Lindy, wherefore art thou?
889
00:40:15,972 --> 00:40:17,573
[grunts]
890
00:40:17,607 --> 00:40:19,375
I was in the--
I was in the neighborhood.
891
00:40:20,777 --> 00:40:23,079
-So I think Mom has had...
892
00:40:23,112 --> 00:40:25,081
Lulu: An emotional breakdown?
Les: She--no, no, no, no.
893
00:40:25,114 --> 00:40:26,666
-So Hurricane Lindy
is tracking northeast.
894
00:40:26,699 --> 00:40:27,717
-No, don't say that.
895
00:40:29,869 --> 00:40:30,920
-I'm the villain.
896
00:40:30,954 --> 00:40:31,963
[grunting]
897
00:40:31,996 --> 00:40:32,797
[grunts]
898
00:40:32,830 --> 00:40:34,257
Les: Lindy!
899
00:40:34,290 --> 00:40:35,183
Oh, fuck!
900
00:40:37,126 --> 00:40:38,344
Oh, God.
901
00:40:38,378 --> 00:40:40,305
I've created a tiny monster.
902
00:40:40,338 --> 00:40:41,481
[laughs]
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