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I knew from the moment our eyes met, it
was meant to be.
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I was almost dating her for months
without any luck, and then one day while
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was out shopping, we both reached for
the same organic, non -GMO tofu bacon,
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it was like the universe showed me my
future.
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If I'm being honest, I didn't actually
care that it was organic non -GMO.
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I just thought he was cute.
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But don't tell him that.
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She'd forgotten to bring her athlete's
source tube fiber shopping bag, so I
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her one of mine.
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Perfect excuse to see her later. Am I
right?
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And within a few weeks, we decided to
move in with each other. I mean, it was
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obviously meant to be, so why not?
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There's a few more boxes on the truck
and we've all moved in.
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I got the bed nice and ready for us to
celebrate, if you know what I mean.
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Is this... Is this an organic sateen
duvet cover over
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cruelty -free, responsibly harvest wool
jeans?
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Do you love it?
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Oh, I love you!
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Now, guys, that's enough. You haven't
even unpacked yet.
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Oh, my God. I didn't know your dad was
still here.
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Apparently not.
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I'm so embarrassed.
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No, don't be. Come on. When Parker's mom
and I got together, we couldn't tear us
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off of our carbon neutral fair trade
plant -based sheets.
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So, I will leave you two at it.
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And maybe I'll treat you to a vegan
dinner later.
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I'm so sad.
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All right. See you later.
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Now where were we?
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Yeah.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Bye.
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Oh shit.
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