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I knew from the moment our eyes met, it was meant to be.

I was almost dating her for months without any luck, and then one day while

was out shopping, we both reached for the same organic, non -GMO tofu bacon,

it was like the universe showed me my future.

If I'm being honest, I didn't actually care that it was organic non -GMO.

I just thought he was cute.

But don't tell him that.

She'd forgotten to bring her athlete's source tube fiber shopping bag, so I

her one of mine.

Perfect excuse to see her later. Am I right?

And within a few weeks, we decided to move in with each other. I mean, it was

obviously meant to be, so why not?

There's a few more boxes on the truck and we've all moved in.

I got the bed nice and ready for us to celebrate, if you know what I mean.

Is this... Is this an organic sateen duvet cover over

cruelty -free, responsibly harvest wool jeans?

Do you love it?

Oh, I love you!

Now, guys, that's enough. You haven't even unpacked yet.

Oh, my God. I didn't know your dad was still here.

Apparently not.

I'm so embarrassed.

No, don't be. Come on. When Parker's mom and I got together, we couldn't tear us

off of our carbon neutral fair trade plant -based sheets.

So, I will leave you two at it.

And maybe I'll treat you to a vegan dinner later.

I'm so sad.

All right. See you later.

Now where were we?

Yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Bye.

Oh shit.