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You idiot!

Are you pissing off the Ryudo gang?!

The hitman called K did it!

Huh?!

Man, it gave me chills.

To think K was there.

What's going on?

The Ryudo group, including the head boss, were killed or disappeared.

Disappeared? As in, overseas?

No, I mean literally vanished.

You know the hitman K?

K...

The hitman K?

Who the hell is that?

K?

Is he real?

What's his next move?

Kei's a ninja?

I'm asking where K is and what he's doing!

What's his target?

K?

K...?

I had forgotten. As I close my eyes

I reclaim the song of love

English muffin and...

Hidden in the blue sky

Crispy bacon.

I reach out once more

With an egg on top.

With a special mayo!

Ayano Tsuji

With just one heart

Don't let it be consumed by sorrow

I'll turn your sighs into a spring breeze

Want some?

Riding up a sunlit hill on my bicycle

Carrying the memories I lost with you

I sure haven't killed someone yet.

La la la la la, humming along

Killer Kanako's Day Off

As it colors my lips

Nishino.

Take a break for a while.

What?

Did I mess up or something?

You stood out too much.

After what happened last time, the underground is having a field day.

Even the higher-ups in the Ryudo group are looking for K with what happened on Chiba.

Lay low.

Want to go back to your hometown?

No, wait...

If I'm gonna take a break anyway,

somewhere other than my hometown would be better.

Okay.

I can arrange a place here.

It's a hidden forest.

It's safe there as no one comes around.

Brown bears appear there, but this Sezaki will stay with you, so you're safe.

Um, my hometown would be...

There's also the Philippines route but you'll need a passport.

- My hometown would be... - Oh, Sezaki?

Someone's coming over. Her name is...

Boss!

I'll just go back home.

Are you sure?

By the way, any word from Detective Takehara?

Don't lay a hand on my woman.

Um...

I think I have no contact with him anymore...

Passing through.

Excuse me.

Ah, here it is.

Excuse me.

W-Why...?!

Excuse me.

I assigned Sakurai to guard you.

No, no, no, no bunny way!

What now?

Just me and Sakurai together like this?

For how long?

Including transfers, about 2 hours 20 minutes.

No, no, no, no, no snail way!

How do we pass the time?

More importantly, you need to ask him.

Ask him why he said "Don't lay a hand on my woman"!

Can you even ask him?

I can't.

This is awkward.

I feel sick.

Does talking to him feel like a death curse?

That might actually be true.

An act. (shi-ba-i)

Strawberry. (i-chi-go)

Ah, "ko" is fine too.

I'll kill you. (ko-ro-su-zo)

"zo."

Paramecium. (zou-ri-mu-shi)

"Shi."

"Shi."

Hey, hey.

It's not a game of word chain.

Huh? This isn't some travel attraction?

It was an act to get the cops off your back.

Ahh!

Ah, the one you said back then?

O-Of course I know it was!

I knew it!

Right?

It was good acting!

But seriously, someone saying

"Don't lay a hand on my woman."

is something even shoujo manga don't use that anymore.

It's beyond old and it's just cringy.

And the phrase "my woman" itself is totally outdated too!

I sure cheetah-d it!

Still hung up on her?

I am not.

I see.

Hey, Omori.

Is he really her boyfriend?

So you are hung up on her.

That way of thinking is messed up.

That kind of convenient delusion leads to stalking, you know.

Yeah...

Sorry!

Have you heard about the Ryudo group?

So it was K.

Hey, Omori.

Gropers are the enemy of women, right?

What are you talking about now?

I'm gonna hit you.

I'm just thinking that K maybe...

...is a woman.

What?

Maybe she is a woman.

Huh?

Really?

That's an interesting theory, Acting Inspector Takehara.

Let's see who finds K first.

Riding up a sunlit hill on my bicycle

Carrying the memories I lost with you

La la la la la, humming along

Want some?

As it colors my lips

The happiness I found with you, like a blooming flower

Sakurai: Go back home. I'll kill you.

I'm sorry!

I had forgotten, as I open the window and run, this a song of love

Entrusting it to the blue sky

Kanako.

Did you greet Dad?

Not yet.

Whoa...

We can't eat this much if it's just the two of us.

It's fine, it's fine.

Thank you for the food.

Say, have you gotten used to the new company?

Well, more or less.

I should probably greet your president or something.

No, you don't have to.

Well, you look well, so it's kind of reassuring.

Food's great.

I thought you'd bring a boyfriend or something.

No way.

Mom, aren't you lonely?

Not at all.

I've made more friends and even use social media accounts.

Really? Wow!

There's someone named Jeff.

Jeff?

Yes, he's a nice guy and loves Japan.

He's foreign?

He's from Florida.

He's so handsome too!

Jeff from Florida?

Yeah, Jeff. Jeff.

Here he is, here.

Hmm?

Wait, could he be a doctor?

Huh? He was a neurosurgeon.

But right now, he's a pilot.

Of hereditary disease?

Yeah.

You know him?

That's a scam!

It's one of those international romance scams.

Jeff is not that!

No, no, no.

We can't meet right now, but...

He says he wants to come to Japan someday.

He hasn't asked for money, though?

He said that he has money problems.

See?!

Jeff is alright! Why you, Kanako!

Right, Jeff?

Ah, our eyes met.

What are you talking about?

It's definitely a scam, right?

But Mom's totally over the moon about him.

She says Jeff is alright!

Who even is Jeff?!

Just the name Jeff is already suspicious, right?

If it were Benedict or something, it would be better.

I'm heading home.

See you tomorrow.

Since you're here, mind if we do some training?

My body's getting stiff.

Tomorrow morning then.

You're finally up.

Morning!

Sleep in your room. There's a bed, you know.

I fell asleep reading manga.

How long do you plan on staying?

Why not go outside?

Already?! I was in full vacation mode just yesterday.

Say, Kanako.

Can I go and use your room?

Sure.

Hm, what for?

I want to become the wind.

It's alright if I use your room, right?

Okay.

Huh? What do you mean?

Because I'll become the wind.

Huh? Wind?

Huh? What's that?

You want to become the wind?

Kaze Fujii.

Oh, you mean Kaze Fujii?

So you want to become Kaze Fujii, huh?

What do you mean by "become"? Become Kaze?

It means exactly what it sounds like.

What?

It's 5 PM.

If you're playing outside...

Please go back home.

No way! It's already this late?!

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

It's because my mom said she wants to become the wind.

Huh? Was that funny?

Did that really got Sakurai?

Want to take a walk?

Not like I can sleep anyway.

Over there's my old elementary school.

Wow, the building looks so nice now.

Back then, this river flooded like crazy.

When I went to check it during a typhoon, my dad scolded me so bad.

Oh, something's swimming.

Wow!

This place is still around!

That's the barbershop I used to go.

One time, they accidentally cut my earlobe.

It just flapped open.

That's a lame story, huh?

Ah!

After getting a haircut here,

we always went to this bookstore.

My dad bought me the new Conan volume.

Huh?

Conan!

Detective Conan!

Seriously, Sakurai?

You don't know Conan?

What have you been reading your whole life?

Mister Ajikko.

That's it?

That's from Boss's bookshelves.

What volume is that?

Lend that to me.

Oh, that's the volume where Ai Haibara...

I'll kill you.

Oh, sorry. That's a spoiler.

I'll go buy some juice.

Want some cola?

Okay!

See you tomorrow. Bye bye!

Bye!

Huh?! Kanako?!

Long time, no see!

It's me Juri! Juri, Juri!

Yeah, long time, no see.

The last time I saw you was in school. So, that's seven or eight years ago?

You've really glowed up. That's an octopus, huh?

You're staying in Tokyo now, huh?

Ah, yeah...

This is my daughter~!

Hello~!

Tana.

Say hi to Mommy's friend.

Good girl!

Yes, hello?

I'm with someone right now. Yeah.

You'll be here for awhile?

Let's go drinking with Miho. When are you free?

No, it's not a guy.

I'm heading there now. Yeah, I'll text you later.

Yeah, yeah, I'm hanging up.

Okay.

Let's go!

Let's go see Daddy.

Daddy's jealous, thinking I'm with a guy.

Mom thinks I picked up a stray dog or something.

You remember that girl who talked to me earlier today?

Back in high school, she used to bully me like crazy.

Can you believe that?

Would you just go up and say hi like nothing happened?

We were friends at first.

But then one day, she just started ignoring me.

She did all kinds of awful things.

And because of that, I almost stopped going to school.

But I didn't want to worry my mom, so I forced myself to go.

I still have trauma from it.

And now she just acts like a good person.

Asking me to go out for drinks?

Isn't that unfair? It is unfair, right?

Should we kill her?

It's okay.

I'm going back.

Then, I'll go back too.

You stay here.

Quit this job too.

No!

You and I are different.

If you die, there'll be no one left to eat that fried chicken.

We'll look into Jeff.

Why?

Why do you only talk a lot...

when it's about random things like this?

Back then...

Every day sure was miserable.

I tried to end my life so many times.

But I was too scared that I didn't do it.

So I went to school pretending I was already a ghost.

I...

...was killing myself over and over...

...long before I became a hitman.

No!

It's okay.

So...

Let's go together.

Excuse me!

Excuse me!

I hate to trouble you, but...

Is this the way to Nishino's place?

Jeff is clear.

I checked everything.

He's coming to Japan.

I had forgotten. As I close my eyes

This way?

I reclaim the song of love

Thank you very much!

Take care!

Hidden in the blue sky

I reach out once more

With just one heart

Don't let it be consumed by sorrow

I'll turn your sighs into a spring breeze

Riding up a sunlit hill on my bicycle

Killer Kanako's Day Off

The End

Who the hell are you?!

I'm out.

You bastard!

W-Wait a second!

I-I got Boss's approval!

You were still not finished, right?

Amuro is about to show up next.

Huh?

Oh no. Sorry about that.

One, two, heave-ho.

Thanks.

Sakurai.

Heave you read up to Akai's death?

I'll kill you.

Ah...

Not yet?

Sorry!

But it's not a big deal, or rather...

He's not even dead, so...

It's totally fine.

I think you can still enjoy reading.

Mom 1 New Message

Be sure to watch this!

Mom?

Hey, yeah~

Hey~

Pinky promise, if I lie,

I'll swallow needles or whatever, Monday

...Sunday

Mirror, mirror, tell me, who in this world

Is that Jeff?

Will give me a love that never changes?

...darling

For my final moment, I want it to be with you

Rather than saying goodbye like this

I'd rather die

I'd rather die

She's really Kaze!

More than three meals...

Don't make a fuss.

Tell me everything you know about K.

Kanako Nishino

Non

Sakurai

Taisuke Fujigaya

Takehara

Yuma Yamoto

Omori

Hirona Yamazaki

Voices of the Animals

Asuka Saito

Voice of the Preview

Fumihiko Tachiki

Otaki Group Boss

Shun Sugata

Hosomi

Akihisa Shiono

Kanako's Mother

Tae Kimura

Boss

Atsuro Watabe

Next Episode Preview

He was sent by a black organization to follow the hitman K.

He is AI Android Z.

The police surround Kanako's office

and set up a massive perimeter.

The shocking plan to capture Kanako is...

He looks innocent

but inside, he's an assassin.

Next time on Happy Kanako's Killer Life:

The azure bullet targets the one-winged angel.

Stay tuned!

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