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PARVATI: Who enters my chamber uninvited?

I do. Princess Kuta.

PARVATI: And why have you come?

For life. And death.

PARVATI: Step to the altar, princess.

First, show your humility.

Please.

Please, great Parvati,

I'm in love with a boy

from the next village.

But my father insists I wed a prince.

PARVATI: As is the way of life.

But...

PARVATI: Look into the bowl.

in its reflection,

you will see where your heart lives.

Please...

Let him be the one.

Please let him be the one.

[screaming]

No. No, wait.

Where is Sydney Fox?

Who?

We know you're partners!

I hate to argue at a time like this,

but I'm afraid you're mistaken.

I'm here on business, I'm a banker.

No, wait,

She's.

A banker?

Well, it was either that or...

International playboy.

You got it?

Safe and sound.

Uh huh.

GOON: this way. Be careful.

There they are.

Get them.

[gun shots]

[screaming]

NIGEL: Sydney!

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[speaking gibberish cantonese]

Is that a fish eye? Good God.

Eat up, Nig', it's a delicacy.

Excuse me. Sorry

NIGEL: Ooh, a penny.

Sydney?

Hi.

Hi. Gray.

Gray. Good to see you.

You too, Nigel.

Sydney, unbelievable.

Oh, we've been...

Fishing.

Sort of.

Relic-related fishing.

You still look good, Syd.

I gotta go.

I have a plane to catch.

You know, I've got to get ready.

Me too.

Well, it's been good seeing you, Gray.

Okay.

Whatever did you see in him?

That hard to tell.

It's a good thing we're going.

Yeah.

Just in case you get tempted again.

Uh huh.

Come on.

He's abroad, you're good to go?

Pray for no turbulence.

[slap]

Watch it.

Fancy meeting you here.

What are the chances of that?

I know it sounds crazy,

But you want to have dinner?

GRAY: I can't.

I'm heading to Bali in an hour.

Oh, business.

Vacation.

I know, Mr A-type takes a vacation.

Sounds like a bad kids book.

People change.

Do they?

You know, I think about that night two years ago.

Me too.

Do you think you could take

a week off relic hunting,

focus on something else?

Try me.

Morning.

Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Thanks, Nigel.

Oh, it's nothing.

That would have hurt.

Possibly.

Sorry.

Reorganizing the 14th century.

Where's Syd?

Syd? Bali.

Taking a deserved vacation.

Whoa, whoa, back up...

Bali? Vacation?

With an old friend.

How old?

Once was Mr. Right, so to speak.

You're waiting for Nigel to come

and drag you off to find the holy grail.

Nah, won't happen.

That was last week.

Ah, so I have you all to myself.

Absolutely, I promise.

DEREK: Sydney Fox.

Thank you, God.

Oh, say goodnight, Parvati.

Your bowl is mine.

MAID: Maid service.

"Do not disturb".

So, for the 10th time,

please keep whatever

it is you're carrying...

Towels, sheets, whatever...

And, well, leave me alone.

Sorry, sir.

[cell phone ringing]

Sir. Yes, sir.

Yes, sir, I... I...

I will retrieve Parvati's bowl.

Yes, sir.

How do I know, sir?

Sydney Fox has agreed to help.

GRAY: Hey.

Huh?

I'm going to check on some wakeboarding times.

Okay.

Hello, Sydney.

What are you doing here, Derek?

Oh, I came for the waters,

like you and your friend.

Sydney, all I need is a minute of your time.

It's very, very important.

Go away.

Sydney.

Is there a problem?

Here it is:

I don't know you,

Don't want to know you.

You and your men in black

can go and bait another hook,

because I ain't biting.

Any advice?

Hang on.

Yeah, right. Okay, here we go.

What's he got that I haven't?

You don't really want me to answer that.

DEREK: Syd, Syd, Syd just cop a squat

and take a look at these snap shots I took, okay?

I do not squat.

Five minutes.

Five minutes. Come on, Sydney,

Please that's all I ask.

I'm on a deadline here.

Come on.

Sorry, do you mind?

Okay, Sydney, look,

Just look at these photos I took, okay?

They're princess Kuta's tomb.

Derek, I'm on vacation.

This one's the best, Syd.

Why don't you do something constructive,

like go jump off a cliff?

Bungee jumping?

Shark hunting?

Hey, reality check, sweetheart,

You're not going to turn down

a crack at Parvati's magic bowl.

Huh?

No relic hunting for a week.

I promised him;

I promised myself.

Sydney. Sydney. Sydney.

Lloyd, you need to get yourself a hobby.

Something more active than stamp collecting.

[phone ringing]

Ancient studies.

Nigel, it's me.

Sydney, this is a pleasant surprise.

How's everything going with Mr. Right?

Great, great.

Listen, what do we know about Parvati's bowl?

Well, during the middle ages,

Parvati was known as the oracle of Bali

and she used her bowl to tell the future.

Is there a shrine or a temple dedicated to her?

As far as I know, no. But I can check.

No, no, that's alright.

It's funny you should ask, though,

because it's only recently the

Indonesian government have shown

an interest in recovering her relics.

And I thought...

Aren't you on vacation?

What makes you say I'm not?

Nothing. Nothing.

So, do you want me to check?

Yeah. No rush.

I can get used to this.

Me too.

Did you spot the kong mask in the restaurant?

Missed it.

The guava idol by the patio bar?

Yeah, that one too.

[knocking at the door]

Hm, I wonder what that could be.

Go get it.

I'll get the candles.

Come in.

Would you like me to pop the cork?

Out. Out. Out.

Love the dress.

Out!

Hi.

Now, where were we?

Could you excuse me for a minute?

I want to freshen up.

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DEREK: Thanks for coming, Syd.

You know, I wasn't sure

if you were going to make it down...

What was that for?

One, for not listening to me.

And two, for stealing this historical relic

from princess Kuta's tomb...

Where it belongs.

So how close did you get, anyway?

Yes.

Oh, I'm close, Syd.

I'm close, but I've got competition.

What, another agent?

No, another country.

And a very short deadline.

What does the U.S. want with Parvati's bowl?

That's need-to-know.

Derek.

Okay.

You've got to figure with the bowl

being Indonesia's oldest missing relic,

and the current political situation

between our two great nations,

I am not doing this for the good of my health.

There are lives at stake here, Sydney.

Syd, I want to propose something.

Hear me out.

Don't say a word.

Just listen, okay?

I've gotten as far as princess Kuta's tomb.

Did you know she was the last one

to look inside Parvati's magic bowl?

And then she died.

Yeah. Uh huh.

I've been to the tomb. There's no bowl.

Now, Sydney, if you would just come with me.

Forget it.

Hey, don't you want to put that back?

You do it.

DEREK: Oh God!

GRAY: I think we're really

beginning to understand each other.

This feels good between us.

We get back to reality.

We adjust our schedules

to include each other.

Syd?

Syd?

Syd?

[moaning]

Gray?

[moaning]

Gray?

You alright?

GRAY: Not feeling so hot.

Must have been the strawberries and cream.

Couldn't have been the champagne.

I am going to kill him.

GRAY: What did you say?

You want some medicine?

GRAY: Why don't you go sightseeing?

And we'll hook up later.

I was hoping you'd have a change of heart.

What did you poison Gray with?

Nothing.

Nothing... Much.

He'll be fine, Syd.

I swear, he'll be fine.

I am a desperate man here.

The competition I mentioned is right on my heels.

Princess Kuta's tomb...

No bowl.

What did you give Gray?

Just... Just a little bit of ipecac syrup.

He'll be just fine, Syd.

He'll be fine.

Hey, I just made it easier

for you to get away from your

boyfriend for a few hours.

So you can help me find the relic

without ruining your vacation.

You should thank me.

Why don't you try one of your CIA pals?

They've got the resources.

I'm in trouble with the company.

I need Parvati's bowl.

I'm begging you, Syd.

You call this begging?

If we find the bowl,

I'll make sure it goes to the Indonesians.

Who knows what the competition will do.

Maybe even destroy it.

The tomb's a five minute walk.

Okay, 15.

Then you disappear.

Done.

DEREK: Come on, syd, really,

I mean, what...

What's with the guy, huh?

Oh, it's serious, huh?

Okay, well, I'll tell you one thing, Syd,

He's not going to sit for you

jetting all over the world looking for relics.

No-sir-ree, he's going to want you in one place.

Home by six.

Zip it.

This your handiwork?

Man's man at your service.

Did you bother to translate the writing

on the cover stone before

you broke it into pieces?

No.

This is where I found it, Syd.

That's strange.

What?

Royalty would usually be buried

with treasures or offerings to the Gods.

But this place is empty.

Well, I found it right in here, Sydney.

Basic household objects?

She was buried as a peasant.

Now what?

I'm not sure.

Some princess.

Well... Graverobbing was big

in these parts in the 1400's.

So treasures would be hidden,

while less valuable objects

would be left out in plain sight.

Help me get this thing off.

[struggling]

[rumbling]

What does that mean?

Trouble.

Look out!

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Thanks.

What is it?

What is it, Syd?

What does it say?

It's her story.

It seems princess Kuta never saw the reflection

of her true love after all.

Well, she left Parvati's

secret chamber in despair.

She never married.

She was disowned by her family

and she died poor.

I'm sobbing here, Syd. Bowl?

"In the holiest of temples...

at the holiest of spots,

marked by a statue honouring the God, Shiva."

In English?

Well, the holiest temple

in Bali is Sakenan temple.

Then we go to Sakenan temple.

We do nothing.

Well, if you change your mind,

I'd love to have that drink.

Drinks.

Hey.

Hi.

Gray, it was very nice to meet you.

Yeah, you too.

Looks like somebody's feeling better.

I know. Funny, three hours of hell,

then all of a sudden I'm feeling fine.

So what do you want to do?

Beach.

Beach it is.

Still waiting for your answer

to my proposal last night.

Your proposal?

GRAY: I'm nuts.

I'm crazy about you.

And I need to know how you feel about me.

Ask her where she spent her morning, pal.

Come on, ask her.

SYDNEY: It's a really big thing.

A proposal like that.

I care about you.

I... I just need more time.

Please, Sydney.

[cell phone ringing]

Hello? Sir.

No, sir, but I have made serious progress.

And yes, sir, I know what's at stake.

No, the Chinese will not...

They say they'll have the bowl

under 24 hours?

No, sir, that's...

Can you give me anything, sir?

The enemy's an American.

Curi. Speaks Chinese?

GRAY: What a morning.

SYDNEY: Are you sure that you're feeling okay?

Yeah. Let me show you how okay.

Oh, really?

DEREK: Sydney Fox?

Is that Sydney?

Oh, I can't believe it.

What are you doing in Bali?

Oh, hi, Derek Lloyd.

Old friend of Sydney's.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you too.

Ancient studies, Harvard.

Really? Yeah.

What year?

Maybe I was there in the same year.

Oh, I don't think so.

Honey, can you get some towels, please?

Yeah.

What are you doing here?

Sydney, listen. Wait.

He speak Chinese?

Fluently. Is there a point?

The competition is Chinese.

Are you saying that Gray...?

All I'm saying, Syd,

is that if he speaks it,

then our enemy could very well

be your Clark Kent here.

Oh, yeah right. And he has dinner

with Castro on the weekends.

CURI: Hey there.

Hi.

Gray.

How are you?

Good. So big plans?

A little sun, a little sightseeing later maybe...

You know? Nice.

Can I get two towels?

Listen, Syd, I've been to Sakenan temple, okay?

There are three Shiva God statues

and a bigger time problem now.

No, no and no.

No?

Well, maybe I should inform our old friend

Gray here on our little adventure this morning.

You wouldn't.

Try me.

Well, it was nice to see you, Derek.

Good to see you too, Sydney.

Gray?

Yeah.

Have you seen Sakenan temple?

Oh, it's incredible.

It's the oldest in Bali.

Have you seen it?

Uh-uh.

Well, maybe it's worth a look.

Why don't we go this afternoon?

Beat that.

I've got a rental right here

and I'm heading up there right now.

Why don't you join me?

Sounds great.

KAREN: Morning.

Morning.

You're in early.

Syd called.

Just checking in?

Whoa, what's that?

It's Sakenan temple.

Syd had a minor question about it.

What about Mr. Right?

Barely mentioned him.

Couldn't she just pick up a tourist guide?

If I know Syd...

And I do know Syd...

This minor question is going to

turn into a major relic hunt.

DEREK: Anyway, that's when I realized

I was digging in the wrong place.

I mean, I was this close

to finding the ark of the covenant.

The find of the century.

SYDNEY: What a disappointment.

Looks like someone must have stirred up

trouble with the local authorities.

DEREK: No problem, Sydney.

We'll just be extra careful.

Hey, Gray, slow down.

Listen, Syd, how do you do this?

Am I doing it right? I mean...

Yeah, like you never

wore a dress before.

I was undercover.

Careful, guys, don't want to step on those.

Tribute to the Gods.

Demons.

Flowers are a tribute to the Gods.

Flowers, right.

Well, let's take a look for that God statue

Dedicated to Shiva.

It must be around here somewhere.

That way.

Right.

This way.

You found your statue, Derek.

Yeah, three statues.

Incredible.

Amazing.

A lot of statues, Sydney.

Balinese architecture of this period

would use only one statue

to mark a secret chamber.

But if only one marks the entrance...

What am I doing?

Got to go.

Another few minutes won't hurt.

Well, I hate to pull the plug on you, Derek,

But we've got dinner plans.

Sydney, dinner plans?

Sydney?

[phone ringing]

Ancient studies.

SYDNEY: Nigel?

Syd?

Why are you whispering?

I'm in the closet.

Where's Gray?

Gray's asleep.

NIGEL: How did he take the news

that his vacation turned into a relic hunt?

He's suspicious.

He doesn't know?

I thought I could leave

it all behind for a week,

but I can't.

And secret agent man?

Lurking around somewhere,

waiting for me to figure out

Parvati's bowl for him.

What did you find out?

I'm virtually certain that of the three,

The correct Shiva statue faces both holy mountains.

Faces both mountains. Got it.

NIGEL: A piece of bad news, though.

I'm afraid Sakenan temple was built

by the legendary trap builder Sri Anarangong.

Invisible death.

From my research, he generally trapped

a hole outside the main

shrine or treasure chamber.

But, Syd, there's almost no way to be sure.

Wish me luck.

NIGEL: Luck.

Why am I whispering?

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DEREK: Thanks for dropping in.

What are you doing here?

I knew you were hooked on Parvati's bowl...

Yeah, and you need me.

That too.

SYDNEY: I don't know why I'm doing this.

What if he wakes up?

DEREK: Relax, Sydney.

You'll see him when you get back.

You know, I was staring at the

Shiva statues for hours.

You're saving my butt.

Syd?

I've looked everywhere in here, Syd.

The key is the Shiva statue

That faces the holy mountains of Bali:

Gunung Agung and Gunung Bato.

That would be?

This one.

It's the only one of the three that does.

DEREK: Banana leaf.

I forget, Gods or demons?

SYDNEY: Demons.

Don't tell me, bad luck?

Look, the base of this statue

is facing the doors of the temple.

But the eyes are looking in another direction.

The eyes are the windows to the soul.

Let's see what old shiva's looking at.

You're one in a million, Sydney.

It's a door.

[struggling]

Be very careful where you step.

No problem.

There are traps in this temple

you won't see until we're in one of them.

That should be the main chamber up ahead.

Now this is where Nigel said

that the trap would be.

So, look for any distinctive pattern

on the walls.

The ceilings.

I said to watch your step.

It must have been the banana leaf.

Can you pull us up?

You're too heavy.

Maybe it's you.

Hysterical.

Use me as a ladder.

If you insist.

Ah, hair, hair, hair!

This isn't as easy as it looks, Sydney.

Just climb.

You've got to be kidding.

Okay.

[struggling]

Funny, how fate keeps

throwing us together like this.

Just climb.

Derek! Derek!

You can thank me later, Syd.

So we meet again.

So we do.

Can't sleep?

No.

Can I buy you a drink?

Why don't we have that drink in my room?

I'm flattered, but...

Can we keep it here?

Let's not.

We did it.

Now what?

Princess Kuta entered the tomb.

She places an offering on this platform.

And then she moves to the altar.

A young girl, upset,

who's her true love?

Will she be with him?

What does she offer Parvati

in exchange for the bowl?

A princess:

Humility.

Humility.

Gray, what are you...?

Agent Curi, finally.

A gorgeous face to go with the name.

Thank you.

Sydney Fox, you don't disappoint.

Agent Curi here works for the Chinese.

They want to get the bowl

to the Indonesian government before we do.

And you're what, CIA?

We need a strategic foothold in Indonesia,

and this is a very powerful

piece of history for a very religious people.

Yeah, okay, enough.

The bowl.

For him.

Yeah.

No!

Gray.

GRAY: Yeah?

I'm sorry.

Don't worry about me, chief.

Shut up.

Cover me. I'm going to go after that little...

I'll cover you.

I got you.

Okay, okay,

I'll give you the bowl.

Just let him go.

I'm okay, Syd.

You first.

Please.

Some right hook, chief.

Well, I'll be back for the bowl

after I take care of agent Curi...

Chief.

Gray, I...

I guess the vacation's over.

[together] Nah.

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I... Well, thanks for staying

late the other night.

No problem.

You know, you have a real knack for research.

There wasn't one book here that wasn't useful

and right on the money.

KAREN: Thanks.

Oh, welcome home.

Oh, hey Sydney.

Well, thank you.

NIGEL: We never did hear the final outcome.

Everything settled in Bali?

Parvati's bowl is safely back in the hands

of the Indonesian people.

Thank you.

Is there something I should know?

Oh, just a little wager.

Mr. Right against the relic hunter.

SYDNEY: And just which side were you on?

We can catch the ivy if we hurry.

Hey, Nigel.

Hey.

Nigel, hey.

Derek, buddy. Ow.

Fallen out of any trees lately?

No. Shot anybody lately?

Yes.

But they were all bad.

Sydney, to show its gratitude,

our government has, unofficially,

authorized me to give you classified

satellite photos of an underground chamber

in the Amazon rainforest.

I smell a relic.

Umm... Can I come this time?

Maybe.

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