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You got this.
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You've wanted to work here forever.
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It's going to be great.
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Good morning. Oh, hi.
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Hi, welcome to Extra Genica. My name is
Jules.
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What can I do for you?
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It's actually my first day working here.
I'm Jane.
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Oh, our new intern.
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Amazing. Well, we're so happy to have
you. Well, why don't you get yourself
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signed in and I will notify our head of
HR.
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Thank you.
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Hello, Cora.
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Yes, it's your customer service rep,
Jewel.
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Yes, our new intern has just arrived.
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Why don't you come and give her a very
warm welcome?
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Amazing.
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She'll be right with you.
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Thank you.
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Hey, welcome.
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It's so good to see you here today.
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I'm so excited for your big day. First
days are so important. Right.
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I'm sure this is going to be amazing.
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So it's a tradition here that we have
everybody gather in the conference room
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for introductions.
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And so everybody is already gathered.
We've been waiting for you to arrive.
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It's very nice that you're on time, by
the way. Thank you.
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So why don't you just go ahead over
there and then seat at the head of the
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and I'll be right behind you. For sure.
Thank you.
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As you can see, we have our new intern
here, Jane.
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So we're just waiting on one more person
to be here.
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There she is.
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Hello. So now that we're all seated and
comfortable, it is tradition here that
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we all introduce ourselves.
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So why don't we go around the table and
we'll have a brief introduction, name,
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and what you do here.
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Hi, my name is Emma. I'm the head of the
IT department.
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If anything ever breaks, let me know.
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There's a lot of loose holes.
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Give me a ring whenever you need help.
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Great.
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Hi, I'm Ariel, head marketing executive,
and here we know our clients inside and
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out.
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I'm Amber. I'm the office manager here.
I'm actually going to be helping set up
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later so that I can show you all this.
Okay.
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Awesome.
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I'm Kira. I'm the accountant.
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And you already met me. I'm Jules. I
double as the front desk and head of our
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customer service department where
satisfaction is always guaranteed.
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Cool. She wears many hats here. She's a
go -to switch worker.
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She's a professional at all the
positions. I can assure you that.
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Well, and then I am, as you know, Cora
Del Rio, and I am the head of...
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uh, human resources.
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So, you know, it's come to me. If you
have any problems at all, feel free and
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comfortable to tell me anything that you
need. All right. Um, that's what I'm
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here for. Awesome.
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Um, so right here I have a list of, Oh,
sorry.
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I had a quick question. Um, I just was
wondering, does the CEO attend these
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meetings usually? Oh, um, um, well,
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Actually, the CEO, she's a very busy
woman. She's always got her hands deep
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about everything here. So she'll make
herself known when she needs to be
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And I'm sure she'll run into you before
the day is out.
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Yeah.
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Until that moment, why don't we get you
on schedule here? I actually made a
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schedule for you, kind of breaking down
your day and what you can kind of
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expect. The very first thing that we're
going to do is get you a few workspaces
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and get you settled in.
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So, honestly, with everybody introducing
themselves and since we're on the clock
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at this point, why don't we all adjourn
this meeting and get to business?
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Great. Yes.
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Thank you, guys.
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Thank you.
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IP, how are you liking your new little
office over here?
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I actually wanted to ask you guys about
that. I'm supposed to be finding my
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workstation. Oh, here it is.
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This is the workstation, actually.
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It kind of looks like a break room.
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Oh, my God.
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You're going to fit right in.
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Get your microwave.
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Yeah, your own bathroom. Bathroom is
quiet.
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This is your lunch hour. Yeah, my room
is in here, too, so it's effective.
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Yeah, yeah. Come here.
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Okay.
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All right, let's get you logged in.
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Okay. Do you guys mind, like, walking me
through it? I haven't used a desktop in
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a while. It should be easy.
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We're here. It's pretty cool.
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All right. Yeah.
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Just, like, enter.
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Enter.
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Date of birth, is it in?
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Yeah. Oh, no, it's not in yet. Date of
birth, yeah.
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We're just really, I don't know, comfy
with each other.
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You don't like that.
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Yeah, we just love working with each
other.
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Okay, I entered my birthday, now what?
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Title, job title.
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Job title, okay, intern.
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There's going to be another button,
right?
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Yeah, okay, I see the next button.
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Okay.
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Branch, branch.
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Yeah,
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intern, branch.
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Branch. I don't know what is my branch.
Intern, intern. I already put intern.
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That's the job title. I don't know what
branch is. The branch is.
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It's okay.
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Okay.
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Okay, it's asking me to set up a
password. Should I just pick any
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No, not exactly. You need a security
question right there. Oh, true.
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My mother's maiden name. Okay.
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It's frozen.
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The computer's frozen. It's not working.
There's a refresh button over there.
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This? No, you have to use the mouse, but
it's right there. Yeah, you gotta use
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the mouse.
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Okay.
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Everything went away.
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You're going to have to do it all over
again.
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Okay.
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Yeah, these are great questions again.
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Oh, wait. So, date apart again.
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Okay. Yeah. Okay.
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Job title.
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Intern.
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Branch. Branch. Intern.
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Branch. Okay.
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Now, the security.
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Security question.
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Mom's maiden name.
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Street name.
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Street name that I grew up. Okay.
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And that's the double question.
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What is that? I don't know what that is.
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Oh,
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like exclamation point? Okay.
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Okay,
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exclamation point.
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Okay,
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it's all set up. My
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workstation's all done.
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You guys want me to, like, leave?
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No, no, no, no. There's no rush.
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Yeah, relax.
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We just got here. You should get
settled.
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Should I?
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Do I want to join?
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Yeah.
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I don't think so.
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No, or you should stay anyway because
there's a lot of things you should know.
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Yeah,
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there should be notepad over there.
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A notepad?
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You got it? Are you joking? Okay.
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I got the notepad.
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Okay, now you can turn around and watch.
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You have the best place here.
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Yeah, if no one ever comes around.
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They could be doing that all day.
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Uh -huh.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, come on, Jay. It's okay.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah, you're taking notes? I'm writing
notes. No one comes around.
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During lunch.
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Oh, good. Okay, that's it. That's the
best fucking tip. And this is just a
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fucking combo.
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Oh, my God. This is so good.
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And if somebody comes in, you know, you
can just learn how to do this.
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Yeah, you can learn how to do this if
you like.
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No panties. No panties. Don't do what I
did.
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Yeah. Well, I had a zipper, so.
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Yeah.
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You make sure that everything is easy to
come off.
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Yeah.
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Oh,
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God,
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I miss y 'all. Come on. Come on.
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The best thing is that you get up.
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Endless supply of our products. Yeah,
they're everywhere.
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Are you guys sure you're supposed to put
that, like, on your stuff? Oh, yeah.
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These are the parts you can actually
test it.
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How else are you going to know if it's
going to work? Exactly. Yeah, you need
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see how it works. It's actually really
good.
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I mean, I would just assume. I would
never assume. You should know.
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Yeah. Yeah, how else are you going to?
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Never assume.
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Yeah, never.
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Oh, yeah, this is one way to, like,
really do it, like you're cuddling, you
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know? Sometimes it gets really cold in
here, so, like, cuddle.
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You guys cuddle at work?
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Oh, we cuddle a lot.
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Cuddle.
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Oh, my God.
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We can make all the noise if you want.
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is going to fucking hear from you here.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,
my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, yes, yes, right there.
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Are you ready?
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Even a diagram helps sometimes.
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A diagram of how the product's working.
Yeah.
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It's very slippery.
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And it lasts very long.
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Like, you know, I still move just
like... I can't even think
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anymore. But yeah, it just absorbs it.
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But this one, oh, it stays a while.
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Oh, yeah.
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I should have looked into that blue.
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Ours is, yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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You're gonna chew it some more like
this? Oh my god.
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No,
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come on, Jane.
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Turn around, you can see that.
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Team
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building,
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exclamation mark, exclamation mark.
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Actually, I already picked a password.
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You're going to need to change it every
two months, actually.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,
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my God. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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This stuff tastes so good, too.
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It's tested. Yeah, it's tested. Come on.
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I thought
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we were a
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team.
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Should I have a drink?
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Yeah, it would be perfect. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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We don't want that falling down again.
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Not again.
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Okay, be careful with this, Jane. Jane,
this one. The one that goes in the end.
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The really easy one. Yeah, it's
delicate.
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Oh!
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Yeah, not that one.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh.
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Delicate 50, Jane.
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What? No.
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Too soon?
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Oh, I'm going to tease you now.
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Oh,
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I'm going to do it. You know how to do
it. You know how to do it.
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You can, like, pull it down.
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Yeah.
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Are you sure you don't want to join?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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She'll be back. It's okay.
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I like her.
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I'm going to go over for your day.
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You're going to be my company favorite.
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I don't know.
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I'll check on those days.
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But I think you did, though.
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Oh, yeah.
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I need to go. I need to go.
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You know one thing about DIT?
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Gotta make sure it's safe and secure.
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Safe and secure? Yes!
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I know.
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That's the thing, he's trying to do.
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Did you write down your favorite part of
the exercise?
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Yeah.
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How was it?
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh,
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yeah.
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Well,
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you are all set up. Yeah, great.
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Woo!
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Good intro.
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Uh -huh, I think so.
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So don't forget your itinerary. Never
miss your meeting.
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And you're going to do great.
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Yeah, you're going to be fine, you know?
Yeah. If you need more tips, they're
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here.
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Let's call IP.
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I'm not the manager.
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Hi, Ms. Demure.
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Yeah.
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I think we're supposed to be having a
meeting right now.
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It says in the itinerary, intro to
marketing.
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It's the intro to marketing. If you're
in marketing, you don't need to do the
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introduction.
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Okay, then.
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Come on. Okay.
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And there's actually something that I
wanted to talk to someone about. I
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know who.
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But the craziest thing just happened to
me while I was setting up my desk.
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And these two employees were helping me.
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And then they just started having sex
right in front of me.
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I didn't. Are you a Karen or are you a
Nancy?
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I'm a Jane.
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That was not what I asked you. You spend
all this time creating personas and
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you're not even going to know what the
brand is about?
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Are you a model? What are you doing
here?
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Can you face the labels, please?
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We're marketing. We're selling here.
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Okay.
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Read me something.
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Designed to support your healthy cycle?
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Is that a question or a statement?
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Something else.
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Uh, contains ginkgo.
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My God.
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What modeling agency sent you?
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I'm not a model. I'm a... Oh, my God.
I'm so ready for a meeting. I love my
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company today.
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I just checked your books.
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Yeah? They're perfect. Just like your
kids.
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I love when everything's balanced.
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You can take care of this for me.
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Do
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you
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want me to leave?
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I don't know, Jennifer. I thought we had
a meeting.
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Reach your little binder.
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Okay. Welcome to your first day at
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Estrogenica. Some first day activities,
maybe.
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I assume HR.
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Spray and Cora.
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by the job itself, so consider what's
most important for the new employee to
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know. When planning the first day, be
sure to schedule some downtime as well
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time to... Why is she starting to break?
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Other considerations could include the
following.
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Morning. Greet the employee.
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Introduce them to the workspace,
including where items are kept.
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Provide facilities,
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access information, security
information, and keys.
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Answer any immediate questions the
employee may have.
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Introduce employee to coworkers.
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And a buddy is assigned.
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Buddy. Do I have a buddy? Do I have a
buddy?
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Meet with HR representative to complete
any required paperwork.
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Dictation? Email.
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00:27:12,470 --> 00:27:14,430
Get her email out of the form and then
put it in.
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00:27:15,970 --> 00:27:16,970
Okay.
347
00:27:22,220 --> 00:27:23,220
What should I type?
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00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:26,240
Oh, we're going to tell her off in
business.
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00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:32,380
Per my last email.
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Should I type that?
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No.
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00:28:05,930 --> 00:28:06,930
you want me to include?
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00:28:07,090 --> 00:28:08,430
Oh, my God.
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00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:09,770
Oh, my God.
355
00:28:09,890 --> 00:28:11,750
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
356
00:28:12,030 --> 00:28:12,529
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
357
00:28:12,530 --> 00:28:12,949
Oh, my God.
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00:28:12,950 --> 00:28:13,950
Oh,
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my God.
360
00:28:16,310 --> 00:28:17,310
Oh, my God.
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00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:36,240
Which you're not.
362
00:28:36,980 --> 00:28:37,980
Furthermore,
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we would like to remind you that our
office hours have changed recently.
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And we will no longer be able to accept
your emails between the hours of
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9 to 5.
366
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:01,480
9 to 5.
367
00:29:02,300 --> 00:29:03,520
Isn't that like...
368
00:29:03,950 --> 00:29:05,930
just regular office hours. Oh,
369
00:29:08,310 --> 00:29:13,890
oh, okay. Make sure you add, um, if you
have any further questions, come on, pay
370
00:29:13,890 --> 00:29:18,030
attention. Okay. Any further questions?
I need to look at the screen to tell
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00:29:18,030 --> 00:29:21,110
you. Why? You should be a better time
than that. Who said this one?
372
00:29:21,710 --> 00:29:22,669
Okay, wait.
373
00:29:22,670 --> 00:29:27,670
So, uh, if you have any further
questions, please go through the
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00:29:27,670 --> 00:29:31,910
channel and we will be able to.
375
00:29:39,780 --> 00:29:41,780
Oh, the full company name.
376
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:43,840
And the tagline. Do you know the
tagline?
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00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:45,860
How do you not know the tagline?
378
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:47,120
You don't know the tagline?
379
00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:50,560
Just let me know the tagline. Oh, my
God.
380
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:05,620
If you're going to be a secretary, you
should really be better at your job.
381
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:10,400
What's the signature?
382
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:12,880
She still doesn't know the tagline.
383
00:30:14,020 --> 00:30:15,380
It's on the paper.
384
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:17,040
It's a packaging.
385
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:20,240
It doesn't say.
386
00:30:50,250 --> 00:30:51,550
Who peed? Yes.
387
00:30:52,890 --> 00:30:53,890
Okay.
388
00:30:56,110 --> 00:31:02,770
That looks right. Okay. I'll go inside
the shoe closet for shit.
389
00:31:06,050 --> 00:31:12,850
When you see the bitch car from HR, make
sure you
390
00:31:12,850 --> 00:31:15,270
tell her that her shoes are terrible.
391
00:31:15,510 --> 00:31:16,690
She hates that.
392
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:24,180
She never is. She's trashy.
393
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:29,960
I'm
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00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:37,220
not
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00:31:37,220 --> 00:31:39,360
a secretary. I'm an intern.
396
00:31:39,700 --> 00:31:40,700
I'm an intern.
397
00:31:42,220 --> 00:31:46,200
Oh, that's right. I remember now. It's
like literally her first day.
398
00:31:48,380 --> 00:31:50,420
Oh, I'm going to have to leave the
entire company.
399
00:31:52,629 --> 00:31:53,910
You're welcome.
400
00:31:54,810 --> 00:31:58,590
Oh, yes.
401
00:32:00,010 --> 00:32:01,990
It's so good to have you on board.
402
00:32:04,890 --> 00:32:06,850
Oh, God, yes.
403
00:32:11,630 --> 00:32:15,850
Are you going to get it?
404
00:32:16,490 --> 00:32:18,450
I didn't know I was supposed to.
405
00:32:35,530 --> 00:32:36,530
I think it's the CEO.
406
00:32:40,270 --> 00:32:45,930
Miss Demure, she can't come to the phone
right now. She's in an important
407
00:32:45,930 --> 00:32:46,930
meeting.
408
00:32:50,170 --> 00:32:53,610
She really needs you to come to the
phone right now, she said.
409
00:32:54,450 --> 00:32:55,550
She's all bored.
410
00:32:55,950 --> 00:32:57,910
Tell her I'm in a meeting.
411
00:33:00,270 --> 00:33:01,330
It's a very important meeting.
412
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:06,420
And she says she can't be disturbed
right now.
413
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:09,980
So how am I talking to her?
414
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,840
She wrote it in a note.
415
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:19,200
She's really angry. She's saying it's
not acceptable.
416
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:21,480
I don't know what to say.
417
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:27,380
I'm her new secretary, and it's my first
day.
418
00:33:35,530 --> 00:33:40,990
I'm so sorry about this inconvenience. I
just... I don't know how to force
419
00:33:40,990 --> 00:33:43,110
another human being to do something.
420
00:33:43,670 --> 00:33:49,170
Let me see what I can do.
421
00:33:50,750 --> 00:33:53,410
Tell her she'll be back in 15.
422
00:33:53,930 --> 00:33:56,970
She said she'll be back in 15. Is that
okay?
423
00:33:58,130 --> 00:34:01,710
Not okay. Not okay. Not okay. All right.
424
00:34:02,590 --> 00:34:06,620
I'm... I'm trying to see what I can do
for you right now, but it's a little bit
425
00:34:06,620 --> 00:34:12,760
tricky because she's in a very important
meeting with the accounting department.
426
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:19,560
And it's just, you know, there is
important stuff being done right now.
427
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:21,239
important dialogue being spoken.
428
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,659
And I'm so sorry.
429
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:31,320
She says she's going to fire you if you
don't answer her phone.
430
00:34:36,329 --> 00:34:38,290
Um... Oh, okay.
431
00:34:38,730 --> 00:34:43,630
Yes, yes, I... Of course. I completely
understand.
432
00:34:44,570 --> 00:34:50,570
Yes, no, it's not acceptable. It's not
acceptable, and it's unprofessional on
433
00:34:50,570 --> 00:34:54,969
part. On her... Yeah.
434
00:34:56,070 --> 00:34:58,770
Tell her she's...
435
00:38:00,100 --> 00:38:01,700
We're like a family here.
436
00:38:01,980 --> 00:38:04,700
I know that things might be a little bit
different than what you're expecting,
437
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:10,880
and another role can be so strange, but
if you just give us all you have and be
438
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:13,400
open to having a little odd job, we're
going to give you.
439
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:22,320
Do you remember what we did to you when
you first started here?
440
00:38:22,980 --> 00:38:26,600
You had me doing all sorts of weird
boxes and paperwork.
441
00:39:28,870 --> 00:39:35,690
I hope you're following along
442
00:39:35,690 --> 00:39:37,850
today. There is really a wealth of
knowledge.
443
00:39:45,990 --> 00:39:48,270
I'll see you coming whenever you want
me.
444
00:41:42,860 --> 00:41:43,860
that is...
445
00:43:42,180 --> 00:43:43,940
Oh, newbie. I know.
446
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:45,439
She'll be okay.
447
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:46,440
You want to do lunch?
448
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:08,880
Everything is not okay.
449
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,040
Well, that's terrible news here.
450
00:44:15,340 --> 00:44:16,380
What's going on?
451
00:44:16,940 --> 00:44:23,560
Well, I'm having some problems today,
and I just wanted to come directly to
452
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:29,460
And I just want to start off by saying
that I love this company, and I have
453
00:44:29,460 --> 00:44:34,380
loved this company since I was a little
girl, ever since I saw the CEO on the
454
00:44:34,380 --> 00:44:35,580
cover of Time magazine.
455
00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:38,780
I have always wanted to work here at
Estrogenica.
456
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:44,740
And now that I am, you know, I've been
so excited. It's my first day.
457
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:51,220
And I've worked in a lot of offices
before. I have to let you know that
458
00:44:51,220 --> 00:44:57,380
my life have I witnessed such
unprofessional behavior from people, my
459
00:44:57,380 --> 00:45:01,260
colleagues, working in an office with
me. And it's not acceptable.
460
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:06,760
And, you know, It's not what I thought
it was. So I felt like I just needed to
461
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:11,980
come directly to you, to HR, because
you've been so nice to me, and try to
462
00:45:11,980 --> 00:45:14,960
figure it out and see what we can do
about the situation.
463
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:20,120
I am just so sorry to hear all of this.
464
00:45:20,420 --> 00:45:26,100
And it's so embarrassing to think that
it's literally your first day. I
465
00:45:26,100 --> 00:45:28,720
think we're even halfway through the
day, are we? No, we're not.
466
00:45:32,780 --> 00:45:39,200
You know, this sounds like you seem to
be really bothered by all of this. And
467
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:45,540
I want you to know that first and
foremost, I'm always most concerned
468
00:45:45,540 --> 00:45:51,080
with your safety and your comfort. And
so with that in mind,
469
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:58,160
if you would feel a bit more
comfortable, maybe we could close the
470
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:01,120
could really get into what it is that
has happened.
471
00:46:02,430 --> 00:46:06,050
I really would like to get to the bottom
of this. Yeah, that sounds great. Thank
472
00:46:06,050 --> 00:46:07,150
you. It would be my pleasure.
473
00:46:14,730 --> 00:46:21,630
So I would like you to begin at the top.
Okay. And go all the way down.
474
00:46:21,890 --> 00:46:24,990
Okay. As slowly as it takes.
475
00:46:25,330 --> 00:46:26,330
Mm -hmm. Yeah.
476
00:46:27,270 --> 00:46:28,290
Let me know everything.
477
00:46:28,570 --> 00:46:29,570
Okay.
478
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:37,700
I guess I would have to start with I
walked into my work area, my
479
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:43,420
and it was in the break room, which is
fine.
480
00:46:43,720 --> 00:46:47,980
I've never had that experience before,
but if you guys are on some type of
481
00:46:47,980 --> 00:46:50,780
budget, that's fine. I can totally deal
with that.
482
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:57,740
I'm trying to set up my workstation, and
I'm visited by the IT person and the
483
00:46:57,740 --> 00:46:58,740
office manager.
484
00:47:01,050 --> 00:47:07,910
We're trying to be helpful, but they
started to have sexual relations
485
00:47:07,910 --> 00:47:14,590
right in front of me. Sexual relations?
Yes. Or I should actually say behind me
486
00:47:14,590 --> 00:47:18,590
because they were standing right behind
me as I'm sitting there at my desk in my
487
00:47:18,590 --> 00:47:23,530
computer trying to set everything up.
They were making out. There were
488
00:47:23,530 --> 00:47:27,770
There was oral sex, moving to the couch,
multiple positions.
489
00:47:28,650 --> 00:47:33,770
I was like, where am I right now? What
is going on? There were some crude
490
00:47:33,770 --> 00:47:36,050
notes that I was forced to write.
491
00:47:36,310 --> 00:47:42,310
And then to top that whole situation
off, a janitor was hiding in the
492
00:47:42,310 --> 00:47:46,590
the entire time, and she gave me the
rudest scowl.
493
00:47:46,970 --> 00:47:50,450
As she exited, I didn't even do anything
wrong to deserve that.
494
00:47:50,730 --> 00:47:55,310
So that happened. Then I go to the
marketing department for a meeting I was
495
00:47:55,310 --> 00:47:59,050
supposed to have intro to marketing.
First of all, she was a giant bitch.
496
00:47:59,790 --> 00:48:05,050
Second of all, she and accounting, they
started having sex right in front of me
497
00:48:05,050 --> 00:48:06,050
too.
498
00:48:06,150 --> 00:48:08,070
This time it was even worse.
499
00:48:08,590 --> 00:48:10,730
They had me go on the phone with the
CEO.
500
00:48:11,730 --> 00:48:13,450
They had me holding the chair.
501
00:48:13,990 --> 00:48:14,990
I just...
502
00:48:15,420 --> 00:48:22,140
I've never been made to feel like a prop
in somebody's sexual fantasy
503
00:48:22,140 --> 00:48:29,000
encounter. And I don't know if this is
how things are done here or if this is
504
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:35,220
just four rogue employees that need to
be fired. But overall, it has not been a
505
00:48:35,220 --> 00:48:37,540
positive experience today at all.
506
00:48:38,660 --> 00:48:43,140
I'm sorry to hear all this. I mean,
that's...
507
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:45,200
I can't say that.
508
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:50,060
I'm not familiar with all this stuff
happening out there like that.
509
00:48:50,820 --> 00:48:54,820
Really, like, what, all those positions
they went into?
510
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:58,700
Yeah, all the positions. They did doggy.
They did spoon.
511
00:48:58,900 --> 00:48:59,900
They did ride.
512
00:49:00,220 --> 00:49:01,220
It was...
513
00:49:01,750 --> 00:49:06,050
Disgusting. That is not what I want to
see when I come into the office. And I'm
514
00:49:06,050 --> 00:49:09,850
sure you understand that, you know, as
somebody working in human resources.
515
00:49:10,350 --> 00:49:15,550
You want everything to be professional
and normal and safe for everybody.
516
00:49:15,870 --> 00:49:17,630
It was not what I was expecting.
517
00:49:18,330 --> 00:49:23,410
And I just felt very unprepared to walk
into a situation in which people were
518
00:49:23,410 --> 00:49:26,330
having sexual relations right in front
of me.
519
00:49:26,650 --> 00:49:29,210
Oh, I can't believe that would happen.
520
00:49:29,450 --> 00:49:34,590
I just... I've never experienced
anything like this before. I felt like I
521
00:49:34,590 --> 00:49:37,950
in, you know, the Twilight Zone. Are you
all right?
522
00:49:38,390 --> 00:49:44,090
No, I'm sorry. I'm just still blown away
by everything I'm hearing. Yeah, I'm
523
00:49:44,090 --> 00:49:49,550
blown away as well. And I just felt like
after that experience, I came straight
524
00:49:49,550 --> 00:49:54,490
here to HR because I didn't know what to
do. I've never experienced such
525
00:49:54,490 --> 00:49:56,130
hypersexual people.
526
00:49:56,640 --> 00:50:00,400
having sexual relations right in front
of me. I mean, it was so disrespectful.
527
00:50:01,060 --> 00:50:06,100
I am just so... It's hard for me to hear
all of this coming from you.
528
00:50:07,260 --> 00:50:09,640
And is this all happened today?
529
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:14,560
Yes, this is all today in a matter of
hours. So it just makes me wonder what
530
00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:19,420
else is happening behind the scenes of
this company. I mean, how deep can this
531
00:50:19,420 --> 00:50:20,580
really go, right?
532
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:22,060
Right? I want to know.
533
00:50:22,700 --> 00:50:25,720
That I, we will get to the bottom of
this. Right. Yeah.
534
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:27,580
Yeah. No, trust me.
535
00:50:29,180 --> 00:50:32,180
Are you all right? Oh no, I'm sorry.
It's just.
536
00:50:32,540 --> 00:50:33,740
Are you sure you're sweating?
537
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:36,120
No, I'm just so blown away by
everything.
538
00:50:36,980 --> 00:50:39,320
Oh my God.
539
00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:42,320
Are you kidding me right now? You too?
540
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:45,120
Aren't you the customer service rep?
541
00:50:45,340 --> 00:50:47,080
Um, that's right in the head of my
department.
542
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:53,280
But you know what? This is completely
the normal happenings in our company.
543
00:50:53,500 --> 00:50:56,080
I mean, we're both consenting adults
here.
544
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:57,640
Completely normal.
545
00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:01,660
You know, we really care about our
interpersonal connections here as a
546
00:51:02,180 --> 00:51:05,740
It's really important to us. Isn't that
right? That is completely right.
547
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:12,960
Nothing matters more than us than to be
a close -knit crew ready to take on any
548
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:16,220
hard problems that arise and resolve
them.
549
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:21,980
You need to be there to support your
fellow coworkers and employees.
550
00:51:22,240 --> 00:51:25,880
And that is what we're really all about
here. So there's really nothing for you
551
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:26,880
to worry about at all.
552
00:51:27,060 --> 00:51:28,260
This is insane.
553
00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:32,180
I'm really going to have to take matters
into my own hands.
554
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:35,700
Oh, well, please do.
555
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:37,820
Not that!
556
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:44,560
You remember how the new hires are?
557
00:51:46,220 --> 00:51:47,640
Yeah, no, for sure.
558
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:51,080
Not like the boss is going to do
anything about it anyway.
559
00:51:52,580 --> 00:51:55,440
Exactly. You remember your first day,
don't you?
560
00:51:56,700 --> 00:51:58,760
Actually, I kind of do.
561
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:02,480
I feel like it was maybe someone with
blue hair.
562
00:52:03,460 --> 00:52:04,660
Just over there.
563
00:52:05,020 --> 00:52:06,340
Just over there.
564
00:52:09,010 --> 00:52:12,830
We figured out exactly how to work this
company.
565
00:52:13,830 --> 00:52:15,870
The ins and the outs.
566
00:52:16,610 --> 00:52:20,310
Won't you please lead the way and show
me?
567
00:52:34,410 --> 00:52:35,410
Oh, no.
568
00:52:35,810 --> 00:52:38,030
I like to get very hands -on.
569
00:52:38,290 --> 00:52:39,290
Yeah, I know.
570
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:05,600
Oh, my God. Oh,
571
00:53:10,740 --> 00:53:12,320
my God.
572
00:53:33,740 --> 00:53:34,720
I love
573
00:53:34,720 --> 00:53:50,000
you.
574
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:00,100
I was asked by Hal to remember a hit.
575
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:13,820
Oh, that's what it was. Oh, my God.
576
00:54:14,240 --> 00:54:15,760
Oh, my God.
577
00:54:16,180 --> 00:54:17,620
Oh, my God.
578
00:54:18,980 --> 00:54:19,980
Oh,
579
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:25,320
you're so yummy.
580
00:54:32,430 --> 00:54:34,910
Oh, my
581
00:54:34,910 --> 00:54:40,450
God. Oh,
582
00:54:40,950 --> 00:54:43,130
my God.
583
00:54:43,350 --> 00:54:45,870
Yeah. Yeah.
584
00:56:32,110 --> 00:56:33,089
I need to sleep.
585
00:56:33,090 --> 00:56:34,130
My lungs break.
586
00:56:34,450 --> 00:56:35,450
Yeah.
587
00:56:35,850 --> 00:56:38,030
I don't think anyone's happy now.
588
00:57:29,930 --> 00:57:30,930
Oh, fucking God.
589
01:07:53,260 --> 01:07:54,960
Such a good job.
590
01:12:31,720 --> 01:12:32,720
Yes, we should.
591
01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:35,380
We've got to make sure that new
instrument's okay.
592
01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:39,720
I'm sure we'll break her right now. I'm
more than sure of that.
593
01:12:39,940 --> 01:12:41,220
With the help of you.
594
01:13:31,660 --> 01:13:32,660
What?
595
01:13:34,960 --> 01:13:40,440
Miss Venus, first of all, I just want to
tell you that I'm such a huge fan of
596
01:13:40,440 --> 01:13:44,000
everything you've done in your career
ever since I saw you on the cover of
597
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:45,940
magazine when I was a little girl. Okay,
who are you?
598
01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:48,240
I'm the new intern.
599
01:13:48,540 --> 01:13:50,140
Intern? I don't talk to interns.
600
01:13:50,540 --> 01:13:51,540
What do you want?
601
01:13:51,900 --> 01:13:54,940
Well, we actually spoke on the phone
earlier today.
602
01:13:55,260 --> 01:13:57,740
I speak to hundreds of people a day. I
don't remember.
603
01:13:58,060 --> 01:13:59,060
Right.
604
01:13:59,900 --> 01:14:05,280
I just wanted to let you know that there
is some serious misconduct happening at
605
01:14:05,280 --> 01:14:06,480
this company. Misconduct?
606
01:14:06,840 --> 01:14:08,380
Pretty big claim.
607
01:14:08,720 --> 01:14:09,639
Go on.
608
01:14:09,640 --> 01:14:15,160
Well, I don't want to shock you or
anything, like I was, but you should
609
01:14:15,160 --> 01:14:20,940
that all of your department heads,
they're having sexual relations. Sexual
610
01:14:20,940 --> 01:14:22,800
relations? In the office. In the office?
611
01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:27,520
Yes. Under the tables. On the couches.
My couches? Yes, the floors.
612
01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:33,980
Yes, and you should know, there was even
a janitor hiding in the closet, and she
613
01:14:33,980 --> 01:14:35,400
gave me the rudest look.
614
01:14:35,660 --> 01:14:38,840
Yeah, sounds like her. But anyway,
everybody's involved.
615
01:14:39,200 --> 01:14:43,480
Everybody? IT, the office manager,
accounting.
616
01:14:43,980 --> 01:14:44,679
That bitch.
617
01:14:44,680 --> 01:14:46,000
Marketing. Marketing.
618
01:14:46,400 --> 01:14:47,480
Even HR.
619
01:14:47,940 --> 01:14:53,460
HR? Yes, I went to HR directly to report
this problem, only to find customer
620
01:14:53,460 --> 01:14:56,300
service blowing her under her desk.
Blowing her?
621
01:14:56,540 --> 01:15:00,910
Yes. And we're even using Astro Boots
and Lube. Astro Boots?
622
01:15:01,170 --> 01:15:02,170
That's my best seller.
623
01:15:02,470 --> 01:15:03,470
Come with me.
624
01:15:03,890 --> 01:15:04,890
Sit down.
625
01:15:46,890 --> 01:15:47,890
into this meeting today?
626
01:15:58,710 --> 01:16:01,750
Because this, this one.
627
01:16:03,470 --> 01:16:06,030
Jane, the intern. Right, the intern.
628
01:16:06,570 --> 01:16:12,210
She told me that you have all been
having sexual relations
629
01:16:12,210 --> 01:16:14,190
in the office.
630
01:16:16,140 --> 01:16:17,140
that right?
631
01:16:18,960 --> 01:16:25,700
Because you know how I feel
632
01:16:25,700 --> 01:16:28,340
about sexual relations in the office.
633
01:17:37,640 --> 01:17:38,640
Next.
634
01:18:25,200 --> 01:18:26,200
Go sit down.
635
01:22:43,580 --> 01:22:44,980
I'll take some time off.
636
01:22:58,009 --> 01:22:59,250
Company culture, darling.
637
01:23:31,170 --> 01:23:32,970
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
638
01:24:01,180 --> 01:24:02,600
Thank you.
639
01:24:03,500 --> 01:24:04,560
Thank you.
640
01:24:05,920 --> 01:24:07,320
Thank
641
01:24:07,320 --> 01:24:24,240
you.
642
01:24:31,280 --> 01:24:32,520
Amen. Amen.
643
01:25:07,050 --> 01:25:08,350
Yeah. Yeah.
644
01:25:42,810 --> 01:25:44,870
Oh, my God.
645
01:25:45,410 --> 01:25:47,750
Oh, my
646
01:25:47,750 --> 01:25:55,650
God.
647
01:26:24,950 --> 01:26:28,710
Oh my goodness.
648
01:26:31,070 --> 01:26:32,370
Oh my goodness.
649
01:26:35,230 --> 01:26:37,150
Oh my goodness.
650
01:26:37,670 --> 01:26:38,489
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my
goodness. Oh my goodness.
651
01:26:38,490 --> 01:26:39,530
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
652
01:26:44,390 --> 01:26:46,990
Oh my goodness.
653
01:26:55,760 --> 01:26:56,760
because you're getting butt.
654
01:27:40,560 --> 01:27:41,560
Oh, yes.
655
01:28:46,630 --> 01:28:50,970
Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
656
01:29:36,099 --> 01:29:38,640
we like her we really like her
657
01:30:10,060 --> 01:30:11,660
If you want to grab me a butter, that's
fine.
658
01:30:12,360 --> 01:30:13,580
Good girl.
659
01:30:16,860 --> 01:30:17,220
We
660
01:30:17,220 --> 01:30:25,980
really
661
01:30:25,980 --> 01:30:27,020
have to show her the product.
662
01:30:47,760 --> 01:30:48,760
That takes more time.
663
01:34:28,500 --> 01:34:31,300
Thank you.
664
01:37:16,780 --> 01:37:17,780
Thank you.
665
01:39:55,210 --> 01:39:56,210
Thank you.
666
01:40:52,560 --> 01:40:53,560
Thank you.
667
01:41:22,440 --> 01:41:23,440
Now, she did not.
668
01:43:03,950 --> 01:43:04,950
Thank you.
669
01:44:27,440 --> 01:44:28,720
Guess I'm the new sales rep.
670
01:44:30,700 --> 01:44:32,660
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671
01:44:33,660 --> 01:44:34,800
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672
01:44:35,200 --> 01:44:38,400
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673
01:44:39,380 --> 01:44:42,920
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674
01:44:43,240 --> 01:44:44,700
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675
01:44:45,540 --> 01:44:47,100
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676
01:44:47,760 --> 01:44:50,680
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677
01:44:51,320 --> 01:44:52,299
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678
01:44:52,300 --> 01:44:53,420
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679
01:44:53,880 --> 01:44:55,520
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680
01:44:56,339 --> 01:44:57,339
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681
01:44:58,240 --> 01:44:59,500
It's my bestseller.
682
01:45:02,520 --> 01:45:03,520
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683
01:45:03,660 --> 01:45:07,660
The mess I have to clean up every single
day.
684
01:45:28,240 --> 01:45:30,240
We saw it through.
685
01:45:30,720 --> 01:45:35,440
It's been one heck of a day.
686
01:45:37,620 --> 01:45:44,420
We did all the stuff that we had to do.
687
01:45:45,000 --> 01:45:51,620
You helped out me and I helped out you.
688
01:45:58,990 --> 01:46:02,790
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