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Hey.

Hey.

How's my handsome stepson doing?

Pretty good, I guess.

Good, well, that makes one of us.

What's up, Mom?

Well, your dad and I were supposed to go on a lunch date today, but of course

he's too busy with work again, so... That's probably me.

Yeah, that's what I said.

But, what do you do?

You know?

He's doing, like, overtime again.

I guess. It's always something, you know. I was really looking forward to

but... Oh, well.

What are you up to today?

I don't know. Nothing. Just hanging out. Just, like, texting some of my friends,

but, like, nobody's really doing anything.

I'm sorry.

So what?

You're gonna...

I really wanted to go to this place. It looked really good, you know?

Maybe I'll still just go by myself.

I'll go with you.

You'd go with me?

Yeah. Are you sure you don't have something to do with your friends, you

that are cooler than me?

No, I don't go with you. I don't care. It'll be, like, fun. We used to, like,

you know, go out more often.

Yeah. Yeah,

it's been a while.

Will you do that for me?

Yeah. I think that'd be nice.

They're going to have to miss the place I'm going to go to and we can catch up

and have some fun.

Yeah, just like, forget that.

No.

He's always too busy now.

But, I mean, like, he's not going to be working as much like next month or so, I

think.

We'll see. He always says that, though. So.

I'll get changed now, okay?

Okay. Thanks. Okay, I'll see you in a bit.

That was so fun. Thanks for coming with me. I'm so glad we decided to do that.

Yeah, me too.

You're kind of crazy.

I mean, I blew it on all those fruity drinks we had.

They were good, huh?

Yeah, that like...

Strawberry one was actually pretty good. Oh, yeah.

I think that was my favorite.

I never had any stuff like that before.

First time for everything, huh?

Yeah.

That was a good time. We'll have to do that again.

Yeah, it was good.

Yeah.

Much, much more fun than going out with your dad.

Really? Oh, yeah.

You're a lot sweeter than he is, I feel like.

Oh, thanks.

Yeah.

Mom, you're not... Mom, you're not wearing any panties.

Oh, sorry.

I forget about that sometimes.

They're just so uncomfortable, you know?

I mean, let me see you wear something like that up your butt all day. It's not

fun. I guess that's the other point.

I like the freedom.

Sorry. It's okay.

I guess I'll...

I think I'm going to take a little nap.

I'm super tired, too. I think I should also.

Okay. Well, I guess I'll see you later tonight, then. You can just lay with me

if you want. It's not like your dad's going to be home for a while anyway.

Are you sure?

Yeah. I might come.

Okay.

I guess that's fine.

Yeah. Might as well.

It's nice to not have to be alone all the time.

Yeah. Mm -hmm. So, how is your dating life back at school?

How's my stepson doing out there in college?

Um,

it's, uh, not very good.

Really? Yeah.

You're such a handsome, sweet man.

Why would it not be going good?

I don't know. I mean, like, a lot of these girls just, like, flake.

a few dates i had and then just there was one girl i went on a couple dates

but then she just i don't know i think she i don't know she just stopped like

texting me back and like i don't know if there's something i said or oh

sweetheart i'm sorry i'm sure it wasn't anything you did it was probably just

her you're such a handsome oh

I, um, you know, accidentally, I guess.

Oh my goodness, that's, that's a really big, I think it is?

Uh, yeah, sorry.

Wow, uh, can I see it?

Oh, you, maybe I'm your son, I shouldn't say that, I'm sorry.

I'm not thinking straight after those two.

Maybe just, maybe just show me one.

Wow, you did not get that from your dad, that's for sure.

It's so big.

Is that okay? Can I?

Oh my god.

Wow.

How is it just that fucking big?

Oh my god.

It's not just like that?

No. Are you kidding me?

Yeah. It's way bigger.

Damn, I wish I would have met you when I was younger. I could have had you

instead.

Damn.

Sorry.

Those drinks got me.

I should probably go.

Sorry.

What are you going to do with that?

I'll jerk off, I guess.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, I'll just go to my room. It's okay.

Well, you can stay here and do it.

What? Yeah.

You can watch.

Are you sure?

Yeah. Nobody has to know.

Come on. Don't be scared.

Oh my god

Holy

shit,

how is it just that big?

Not at all.

You

need

a few hands for that thing.

Oh yeah.

Oh,

hey, babe, I thought we weren't touching.

Oh, sorry, Mom, I forgot.

I don't know if we should do that, right?

Yeah.

I should probably let things get a little carried away.

Yeah.

Do you want me to stop, Mom?

Keep going.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

She's really wet.

It's been a while since I've been touched like that.

Really?

I shouldn't have it on there.

Hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah. Yeah. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.