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本节目包含强烈语言和可能令部分观众不适的场景 This programme contains strong language and scenes which some viewers may find upsetting

是戴夫 她爱上戴夫了 It's Dave! In love with Dave!

真不敢相信这事会发生在他身上 I can't believe it's happened for him.

你拿我手机了吗？ Have you got my phone?

我怎么会拿你手机？ Why would I have your phone?

但戴夫？ But Dave?

居然是戴夫 Dave, though!

三周？对 他们在一起三周了 Three weeks? Yeah. They've been together three weeks.

她就爱上他了？ And she's in love with him?

你觉得我需要外套吗？ Do you think I'll need a coat?

有点凉飕飕的 There's kind of a chill.

但我不想太热 But I don't want to be hot.

真没劲 This is so dull.

我们变无聊了吗？是你变无聊了 Have we become boring? You've become boring!

但戴夫要安定下来？ But Dave, settling down?!

啊 对他来说挺好的 Ah, it's great for him.

你知道她42岁了吗？ You know she's 42?

什么？ What?

他新女友42岁 肯定想要孩子 她会... His new girlfriend's 42. She'll be wanting a baby, she'll...

你跟我说她42岁说了得有五遍了 You've told me she's 42, like, five times.

什么时候？ When?!

好吧 第一 你光着下身走来走去刷牙的时候 OK. One, when you're walking around doing your teeth

就待在洗手池边 with your willy out.

就待在洗手池边 Just stay at the sink!

第二... Two...

嘿 Hey.

哦抱歉 我能...？哦对不起 Oh, sorry. Can I...? Oh, sorry.

不 抱歉 你先请 No, sorry. No, go ahead.

能帮我灌下水瓶吗？当然 Would you mind filling up my bottle? Sure.

当然 好啊 Sure! Yeah!

哦谢谢 Oh, thank you.

抱歉 没事... I'm sorry. No worries...

开心 开心 真开心 Fun, fun, fun!

什么？ What?

天啊 这真是... Oh, my God, that's...

太糟糕了 That's so bad.

这个倒挺可爱 Oh, now that's cute.

呃 Urgh.

3.5英镑 £3.50!

3.5英镑？ £3.50?!

别盯着我看 Stop looking at me.

我干嘛要盯着你看？ Why would I want to look at you?

我没事 I'm fine.

我今天会没事的 I'll be fine today.

看 这个真贴心 Now, that's lovely.

你怎么从不给我送这样的卡片？ Why do you never send me cards like that?

因为我不是个混账 Because I'm not a massive prick.

♪ 我的梦想全副武装 ♪ My dreams are up in arms because

♪ 因为它们说无法与你匹敌 ♪ They say they can't compete with you

♪ 你用只言片语让白昼停驻 ♪ You stop the day with a little syllable

♪ 悬而未决 ♪ Left unfinished

♪ 当你俯身吻我 ♪ When you move to kiss me

♪ 每个字都如火山迸发 ♪ Now each word bursts like a volcano

♪ 因为这爱已无处可去 ♪ Cos there's nowhere else for this love to go

♪ 我抓起键盘和麦克风 ♪ I grabbed a keyboard and a microphone

♪ 因为这爱已无处可转...♪ ♪ Cos there's nowhere else for this love to turn... ♪

♪ 而我 ♪ And I

♪ 简直不敢相信 ♪ I just can't believe

♪ 找到了与我相似的人...♪ ♪ I've found someone the same as me... ♪

丽莎？ Lisa?

嘿 嘿 嘿 Hey, hey, hey.

嘿 Hey.

真的很抱歉 I'm so sorry.

你道什么歉？ What are you sorry for?

这太...太他妈蠢了 It's so...so fucking stupid.

是啊 当然蠢 Yeah, of course it's stupid.

我看得出哭过吗？ Does it look like I've been crying?

你从没这么美过 看看你 美极了 You've never looked better. Look at you. You're gorgeous.

你早该这样出门的 You should have come out the house looking like this!

哦天 Oh, man.

他们给我们换位置了 They moved us.

太好了 我查了邮件确实写的是14号 Oh, great. I found the email and it did say 14,

所以他们没理由推脱 so they didn't have a leg to stand on.

哟 想和表亲抱抱吗？ Oi-oi! Do you want a cuddle with your cousin,

还是远房表亲什么的？ or second cousin, or whatever?

啊 我们有点肠胃炎 所以不想... Ah, we've had a bit of a tummy bug, so don't want to...

我们可不想染上肠胃炎 对吧芬利？ Oh, we don't want to catch a tummy bug, do we, Finlay?

不 不 我们最不需要这个 是吧？ No, no. That's the last thing we need, innit, eh?

又得熬夜了 More sleepless nights.

好了 好了 There we go. There we go.

来 坐下 Go on, sit down.

所以你家戴夫有新欢了 So, your Dave's got a new woman!

啊对 听说她爱上他了 Ah, yeah. Apparently she's in love with him.

听起来戴夫要安定下来了 It sounds like Dave's going to settle down.

不 太神奇了 No! It's amazing.

房子真漂亮 谢谢 Lovely house. Thank you.

抱歉 抱歉 Sorry. Sorry.

不 抱歉戴夫 我在找那个该死的 呃... No, sorry, Dave, I'm just looking for this bloody, erm...

终于 Ah. At last!

谢谢 Thank you.

不客气 Pleasure.

别拘束 Make yourself at home.

谢谢 好的 Thank you, yeah.

颜色很漂亮 嗯 Lovely colour. Yeah.

咖啡机 嗯 Coffee machine. Yeah.

嗯 Yeah.

你的美貌无边无际 Your beauty knows no bounds.

嘘 别说话 Shh. Don't speak.

抱歉 Sorry.

我明天要见朋友 I'm seeing my friends tomorrow.

我跟他们都说过你了 I've told them all about you.

其实你该见见他们 You should probably meet them, actually.

才三周... It's been three weeks...

他们都结婚或订婚了 聚会总成双成对的 They're all, like, married or engaged, so it gets a bit coupley.

天啊 是啊 Oh, God. Yeah.

不 带你见他们挺好的 然后... No, it'd be great to get you out with them and er...

你可以见见他们 You could meet them,

见见我儿子丹尼尔 他很棒 meet my son, Daniel. He's amazing.

还有肿块或血块吗？ Any more lumps, clots?

没有 Nope.

有 Yep.

有 Yep.

有 都清除了 Yep. All gone.

你饿吗？ Are you hungry?

不饿 我没事 No, I'm good.

想去喝杯咖啡吗？ Do you want to go get a coffee?

我得去上班了 I just need to get to work.

吃点东西？ Something to eat?

我包里有软糖豆 Got some jelly beans in my bag.

软糖豆？ Jelly beans?

对 Yeah.

我不需要软糖豆 I'm good for jelly beans.

为什么不要我的软糖豆？ Why don't you want one of my jelly beans?

你怎么会有软糖豆？ Why do you even have jelly beans?

突然想吃 Just fancied some.

你多久买一次软糖豆？ How often do you buy jelly beans?

大概一周一次 About once a week.

你一周买一次软糖豆？ You buy jelly beans once a week?

又不是什么严格规定 It's not like a strict thing.

哦 不是吗？买软糖豆对你来说不是严格规定？ Oh, is it not? Buying jelly beans isn't a strict thing for you?

不是 No.

那就好 我只是... That's good to know. I just...

大概每周一次我会想 哦对 买点软糖豆吧 About once a week I think, "Ooh, yeah, I'll buy some jelly beans."

我怎么不知道你有这习惯？ How did I not know this about you?

你不知道我的事多着呢 是啊 There's loads you don't know about me. Yeah.

你真是深藏不露 You're full of hidden depths.

我们出发吧？ Shall we get going?

好 Yeah.

等等 你今天上班要做什么？ Wait. What have you got on at work today?

要排版年度报告 I need to format the annual report.

至少是件有趣的事 Well, at least it's something interesting!

我觉得我们应该再试试 I feel like we should start trying again.

随你需要 Whatever you need.

如果你坚持要和我反复做爱 If you do insist on having sex with me over and over again

直到怀孕 那...你能接受吗？ until you get pregnant, then... You'll be OK with that?

让我...让我... Let me just... Let me just...

你把手放下巴上了 嗯 You put your fingers on your chin! Mm.

你真把手放下巴上了 You've actually put your fingers on your chin!

我能应付 哦谢谢 I'll cope. Oh, thanks!

我会找到内在力量 I'll find an inner strength.

我们现在很好 We're good now.

我们熬过了看艾琳的宝宝 We've got through seeing Erin's baby,

熬过了体检 got through the check-up.

如果能熬过我爸拿宝宝在你眼前晃 If we can get through my dad waving a baby in your face,

我们什么都能熬过 we can get through anything.

现在只需要保持积极 Now we just need to keep positive.

继续前进 Keep moving forwards.

能走了吗？ Can we get going?

好 Yeah.

那能真走吗 而不是光说...？ Well, can we actually, though, rather than just...?

当然 Definitely.

你迟到了 是的 You're late! Yes.

昨晚玩嗨了？ Heavy night, was it?

哦...每晚都嗨 Oh... Every night's a heavy night.

再试一次 Try again.

我让马利克去修了 哦天 I've asked Malik to get it fixed. Oh, dear.

是啊 但是... Yeah, but...

稍等 One second.

喂？ Hello?

是的 Yes.

完美 That's perfect.

嗯 能稍后打给你吗？ Mm. Yeah, can I call you back?

太好了 再见 Great. Bye!

抱歉 Sorry about that.

机器啊 是吧？好了 Machines, eh? Right!

马利克修好了吗？没有 Has Malik fixed it yet? No.

天啊 太疯狂了 Oh, my God! It's so mad!

周一童子军活动 It's Beavers and Cubs on a Monday,

周二游泳 swimming on a Tuesday,

周三什么都做不了 Wednesdays we can't do anything

因为乔纳森 必须用车 because Jonathan "has to have the car".

你能帮他们烤吐司吗？ Are you all right to do their toast?

能 Yeah.

橱柜里还有面包 There's more bread in the cupboard.

山姆 弗兰基 去教堂了 Sam! Frankie! Church!

要切掉面包边吗？ Shall I cut the crusts off?

哦...不用 他们吃边 谢谢 Oh... No, they're good, thanks.

你真好 You're so lovely!

天啊 抱歉 但这太好笑了阿曼达 Oh, my God. I'm sorry, but that is so funny, Amanda.

真等不及你生孩子了 I cannot wait till you have kids!

她才不会切面包边呢 She won't be cutting the crusts off!

对 她才不会切面包边 No, she won't be cutting the crusts off!

嗨 你好吗？ Hi, how are you?

鞋子 Shoes.

鞋子 Shoes!

我让你脱鞋就脱鞋 If I tell you to take your shoes off, you take your shoes off!

脱鞋 奶奶给你饼干 Take your shoes off, Granny'll give you biscuits.

妈 别这样 这没帮助 Mum, please. That's not helpful.

里面闹翻天了 All kicking off in there.

是啊 Yep.

真不知你姐姐怎么应付的 I don't know how your sister does it.

到处跑 Running round.

做那么多饭 All that cooking.

你以为你工作压力大 You think your job's stressful -

带孩子完全是另一回事 Children are a whole different level.

知道她送他们学空手道了吗？ You know she's started them in karate?

知道 Yeah.

我能上厕所吗？ Can I do a wee?

呃... Er...

我要...我得去趟厕所 I will... I just need to do a wee.

我朋友都说 快让我们见见她 My mates are like, "Come on! Let's meet her!"

我觉得特好笑 I just find it hilarious.

我就说 她工作忙 I'm just like, "She's busy with work.

肯定有机会见的 "I'm sure she'll come out at some point."

你会热吗？ You going to be hot?

不热 No.

我在排卵期 I'm ovulating!

你在跟我说话？ Are you talking to me?!

我在排卵期 I'm ovulating!

能大声点吗？ Can you say it louder?!

我在排卵期 I'm ovulating!

不...能再大声点吗？ No... Can you really shout it, please?!

我在排卵期 I'M OVULATING!

要我洗吗？ Do you want me to wash it?

需要洗吗？ Do you need to wash it?

可能吧 Probably.

是啊 那是... Yeah, that's...

..真恶心 ..so disgusting.

好吧 我去把它扔到水槽里 Well, I'll go and flop it over the sink.

拜托 它还不够大 扔不动 Please, it's not big enough to flop.

天啊 好冷 God, it's cold.

是啊 Yeah.

锅炉的压力没了 The pressure's gone on the boiler.

你能别再说锅炉了吗？ Can you stop talking about the boiler?

你确定？ Are you sure?

哦 那简直是大师级表现 Oh, it was a masterclass!

我就像头公牛 进去又出来 I was like a bull - in and out.

天啊 我真幸运 God, I'm lucky!

你是想要一只湿漉漉的鸡 Do you want a moist chicken,

还是想要一次高潮？ or do you want an orgasm?

鱼与熊掌不可兼得 You can't have both!

我来处理西兰花 I'll do the broccoli.

别管它 嘘 Just leave it. Shh!

嘘 Shh!

这太性感了 This is so sexy.

我...我不会在有苍蝇的房间里做 I'm... I'm not doing it with a fly in the room.

它不会看我们的 He's not going to watch us!

它好像有一千只眼睛 He's got like a thousand eyes!

D3？ D3?

是的？ Um, yeah?

这个里面有D3 这个没有 This one's got D3 in it and this one hasn't.

这个里面有铁 而这个... This one's got iron in it and this one...

也许它有... Oh, maybe it does...

叶酸呢？ What about folates?

叶酸他妈的是什么？ What the fuck are folates?

天啊 Jesus.

哦 哦 他来了 Oh! Oh, here he is!

那你那里有什么？ What have you got in there, then?

你的新女友呢？ Where's your new lady?

呃 呃...她说她非常抱歉 Er, er... She says that she's very sorry.

她非常想见你们大家 但是嗯... She's desperate to meet you all, but erm...

可惜她不存在 Sadly she doesn't exist!

不 可惜她工作非常忙 No! Sadly she's very busy with work.

是啊 嗯 我们等不及要见她了 伙计 Yeah, well, we can't wait to meet her, mate.

不 说真的 她迫不及待了 No, honestly, she's chomping at the bit.

她不停地念叨你们 这真好 She doesn't stop going on about you guys. This is nice.

喂 走开 走开 Oi! Get off! Get off!

你们俩怎么样？ How are you two, anyway?

你们俩还好吗？ You two been good?

是的 是的 真的很好 Yeah. Yeah, really good.

谢谢那个 Thanks for that.

不 乐意效劳 你想跟他打个招呼吗？ No, happy to. Do you want to say a quick hello to him?

好的 Yep.

跟你爸爸打个招呼 Say hi to your dad.

嗨 Hi.

你还好吗 大个子？ You all right, big guy?

你在看什么？ What are you watching?

这个 This.

很好 Great.

你提到他的奖了吗？ Did you mention his award?

呃...在学校通讯里 Er... It was in the school newsletter.

拜托... Oh, please...

就跟他说干得好 Just say well done to him.

你读学校通讯？ You read the school newsletter?!

就他妈... Just fucking...

不 我不会弯腰然后... No! I'm not going to bend over and...

就他妈照做 Just fucking do it.

恭喜获奖 伙计 Well done on the award, mate.

太酷了 That's so cool.

我说了干得好 跟你爸爸说再见 I said well done. Say goodbye to your dad!

我说了干得好 I said well done.

跟你爸爸说再见 Say goodbye to your dad.

跟你爸爸说再见 Say goodbye to your dad!

我才是他父亲 是的 好吧 I'm actually his father. Yeah, OK.

你连校长奖都不告诉我？ And you don't even tell me about headteacher's award?!

是啊 好吧 哇 真是个伟大的母亲 Yeah, OK. Wow. What a great mother.

不 我不...我不吵了 你在让你儿子失望 No, I'm not... I'm not doing this. You're letting your son down.

你在让...让学校失望 You're letting the...the school down.

你甚至在乎他的感受吗？ Do you even care about his feelings?

你的小男孩怎么样？ How's your little boy?

他得了个校长奖 Oh, he won a headteacher's award!

那太好了 Oh, that's so nice!

是啊 我给他买了这个 就像 超棒的 像 乐高套装 Yeah, I took him this, like, amazing, like, Lego set.

它们不便宜 They're not cheap.

只是钱而已 It's only money.

什么？ What?

我只是...哦 好吧 是的 I'm just... Oh, right. Yeah.

他们邀请我们出去 戴夫和阿曼达 They're inviting us out - Dave and Amanda!

他们想请我们出去吃饭 They want us to go out for dinner!

丽莎 Lisa!

我们终于要见到阿曼达了 We're finally going to get to meet Amanda!

你能滚开吗？ Can you fuck off?

你确定？ Are you sure?

你不想我站在这里一直说阿曼达吧？ You don't want me to stand here and go on about Amanda?

走开 Go away!

好的 Yep!

天啊 Ah, Jesus.

听到提示音后 请留言 At the tone, please record your message.

完成后 您可以... When you have finished, you may...

一分钟 抱歉 One minute! Sorry!

想进来就进来吧 Come in if you want!

洗澡水准备好了 Bath's ready!

洗澡水准备好了 Bath's ready!

嘿 阿尔菲 Hey, Alfie.

走廊里有个女人 There's a woman in the hallway!

阿尔菲 关掉电视 洗澡水准备好了 Alfie, turn the TV off! Bath's ready!

我听不见你 电视开着 I can't hear you! The telly's on!

洗澡水准备好了 The bath's ready!

Alexa 宣布 洗澡水准备好了 Alexa, announce "bath's ready"!

阿尔菲 现在关电视 Alfie, TV off now!

Alexa Alexa!

显然 她疯狂地爱上了戴夫 Apparently, she's madly in love with Dave -

斯蒂芬的伴郎 Stephen's best man.

哈 怎么会有人爱上戴夫？ Ha! How could anyone be in love with Dave?

她订了这家高档餐厅 在 就像...中间 She's booked this posh restaurant in the middle of, like...

但她付钱 对吧？我们不知道 But she's paying, right? We don't know.

你不知道？ You don't know?!

我们怎么问？ How do we ask?!

你要喝什么？ What you having?

呃 请来杯柠檬水 不加冰 Erm, just a lemonade please. No ice.

但别让我阻止你喝啤酒 But don't let me stop you having a beer.

两杯柠檬水 谢谢 一杯加冰 Um, two lemonades, please. One with ice.

柠檬水？ Lemonade?

多久了？ How long?

11周 哦 11 weeks. Oh!

您要点什么？ What can I get you?

哦 有人来服务了 Oh, we're being served.

哦 我的天 他们会像... Oh, my God! They're going to be like...

同一年在学校 是的 Same year at school. Yes!

前菜？ For a starter?!

15英镑一份前菜？ 15 quid for a starter?

是的 我点头了 Yeah. I nodded.

她简直钱多到从屁股里流出来 She's literally got money coming out of her arse.

好吧 最便宜的主菜... Right, cheapest mains...

哦 我的天 别说了 Oh, my God, don't.

20... 30 20... 30.

七 Seven.

英镑 Pounds.

滚开 Fuck off.

就一点蔬菜？ For a bit of veg?

看看牛排 Look at the steaks.

我们是来做12周扫描的 10点30分 We're here for our 12-week scan. 10.30.

丽莎 Lisa.

出生日期？ Date of birth?

1990年3月4日 March 4th, 1990.

地址第一行？ First line of your address?

劳森法院96号公寓 Flat 96, Lawson Court.

您想购买照片吗？ Did you want to purchase any photos?

照片... Photos...

我们应该多买一些 是的 We should get a load of them. Yeah.

每张5英镑 They're £5 each.

我们...买两张 We'll...get two.

两张足够了 Two's plenty.

怎么样？ How's it going?

是啊 越来越重了 Yeah. Getting heavy.

你怀孕多久了？ How far are you?

12周 12 weeks.

12周零3天 12 weeks, three days.

重要的三天 是的 确实是 An important three days! Yeah, it is!

哦 所以你们来做扫描了？ Oh, so you've got your scan?

付钱买照片了 Paid for the photos!

每张5英镑 £5 each!

超声技师 他们免费赠送的 The sonographers, they just give them out for free.

不可能 别想了 No way! Don't think about it.

是啊 我们别想了 Yeah. Let's not think about it.

哦 我的天 那太烦人了 Oh, my God! That's so annoying!

丽莎？ Lisa?

是的 Oh, yes!

不 我拿到了 No, I've got them.

很高兴见到你 Nice to meet you.

放松享受就好 Just relax and enjoy.

我尽量 I'll try!

不 我还是感觉很恶心 No, I'm still feeling very sick.

亲爱的 Oh, dear.

我尽量不吐在你身上 I'll try not to puke on you!

但我们...我们觉得有点凸起了 对吧？ But we... We think there's a bump, don't we?

都是我一直在吃的那些饼干 It's all those biscuits I've been eating.

能请您躺到床上吗？ Can we get you on the bed?

好的 Yep.

我该...？ Where shall I...?

就坐下 Just sit down!

你可以坐那里 You can sit there.

很好 谢谢 Great. Thanks.

现在满意了？ Happy now?

非常舒服 Very comfortable.

那么 你试过姜饼吗？ So, have you tried ginger biscuits?

试过 可惜没用 Yes. No good, sadly.

Rich Tea饼干似乎有点用 Rich Teas seem to work a little bit.

我给她试了Digestive饼干 然后... I tried her on a Digestive, and...

别 你疯了吗？光是提到它 Don't! Are you mad? Even the mention of it!

是质地问题 我以前很爱吃的 It's the texture. I used to love them!

您介意卷起上衣吗？ Would you mind rolling up your top?

好的 抱歉 Yes! Sorry.

那样会有帮助 That would help.

然后把裤子褪到...下面 And just pop your trousers below your...

那样好吗？后面也是 哦 That good? And the back as well. Oh.

很好 Excellent.

这个会有点凉 This is going to be a little bit cold.

好的 Yep.

我们...我们买了两张那种照片 We... We bought two of those photos.

哦 别担心 我会给你们想要多少就给多少 Oh, don't worry. I'll give you as many of those as you like.

太棒了 Oh, amazing.

谢谢 Thank you.

我们的父母会想要一些 Our parents will be wanting some.

是的 Yeah.

我爸爸会把它们贴满屋子 My dad will have them plastered all over the house.

是啊 他就是这样 很棒 Yeah, he's great like that!

我会边扫描边抓拍 I'll just grab them as we go.

谢谢 Thanks.

呃 你们想...看我扫描吗？ Er, do you want to...watch what I'm scanning?

是的 是的 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

看看发生了什么 See what's going on.

好的 那么 我先看一下 OK. So, I'll have a little look,

然后告诉你们我发现了什么 and I'll let you know what I find.

可能需要一点时间 所以... Can take a little while, so...

我们很紧张 We're quite nervous.

别担心 每个人都这样 Don't worry. Everybody is.

我们之前流产过一次 We had an early loss.

放松就好 Just relax.

是的 Yeah.

抱歉 Sorry.

可能需要一点时间 就像我说的 It can take a while, as I say,

但我会尽快告诉你们 but I will let you know just as soon as I can.

谢谢 Thank you.

我需要找个更好的角度 I need to find a better angle.

抱歉 Oh. Sorry.

不 你待着别动 No, no. You stay where you are.

他躲起来了 He's hiding.

有些宝宝可调皮了 They can be very cheeky, some of them!

是啊 我在想他是从哪儿学来的 喂 Yeah, I wonder where he gets that from. Oi!

上次月经是什么时候？ How long since your last period?

12周零3天前 12 weeks three days.

那是重要的三天 It's an important three days.

那是宝宝吗？ Is that the baby?

请稍等 One minute, please.

您上次月经是12周零3天前 Your last period was 12 weeks and three days.

我测量到的是8周零5天 I'm measuring eight weeks, five days.

而我 呃... And I, erm...

..我没听到心跳 ..I'm not finding a heartbeat.

我会 呃... I'll, erm...

我没听到心跳 I'm not finding a heartbeat.

屏风后面有件病号服 There's a gown behind the screen.

我需要给你做阴道扫描 I'll need to scan you vaginally.

你能把这个送到82号吗？ Can you take this for number 82?

好的 Er, yeah.

我能 呃... Can I just, er...

姓名？ Name?

呃 斯蒂芬 Er, Stephen.

96号公寓 Flat 96.

你要吃午饭吗？ Do you want any lunch?

不用了 I'm good.

哎呀 又迟到了 Uh-oh! Late again!

可不是嘛？ I know, right?

早上好 Morning!

早上好 Morning.

你能暂停一下吗？ Can you pause it?

早上好 Morning!

是啊 我可不是开玩笑的 Yeah, I'm not even joking.

好的 OK.

我非常乐意让塞布 克拉拉或辛迪留在这里 I'm more than happy for Seb or Clara or Cindy to stay here

直到周三的九点 till nine on a Wednesday.

我其实很想看看塞布做那个 I'd actually love to see Seb doing that.

那会让我... That would make me...

那会让我非常开心 That would make me very happy.

我们关于邮件策略开的那些会 The meetings we had about the email strategy!

所以 现在通讯对她来说不够好了吗？ So, is the newsletter not good enough for her now?

因为我很乐意让别人接手 Because I'm happy for someone else to take it on.

不 我想去 No, I want to go.

好的 OK.

我得走了 这不会... I need to go. This isn't going to...

..不会变成我的样子 ..going to become who I am.

我不会让它该死的... I'm not going to let it fucking...

..让它改变我 ..let it change me.

哦 天哪 斯蒂芬 Oh, God, Stephen.

太痛了 It hurts so much.

抱歉我们迟到了 Sorry we're late!

你怎么样？还好吗？ How are you? You good?

你躲哪儿去了？你在那个老呃...上一直沉默 Where have you been hiding? You've been silent on the old er...

嘿 你在这儿干什么？ Hey! What are you doing here?!

呃哦 Uh-oh.

丽莎在这儿 戴上头盔 Lisa's here. Helmets on!

你在WhatsApp上一直沉默 You've been silent on the WhatsApps.

哦 疯狂的几周 Oh, a mad couple of weeks.

嗯 马上要更疯狂了 Well, it's about to get madder.

这是阿曼达 哦 终于 This is Amanda. Oh! At last!

终于？ 不 我不是那个意思... At last?! No, I didn't mean like...

不 确实 是的 疯狂的日子 No, it's been, yeah. Crazy times.

这是 呃 丽莎和斯蒂芬 It's, er, Lisa and Stephen.

嗯 我明白了 谢谢 戴夫 Yeah, I got that. Thanks, Dave.

让我时刻保持警惕 Keeping me on my toes.

这地方糟透了 This place is fucked.

真他妈见鬼 Fucking hell.

天哪 Jesus Christ.

那么 我们应该分享一些开胃菜 So, we should share some starters.

当然 Absolutely.

所以 我们也许就点… So, we just get maybe...

…我们四个人点六道？ ..six between the four of us?

我不知道大家有多饿 我饿了 I don't know how hungry people are. I'm hungry.

总是饿 Always hungry.

他上学时很胖 He was fat at school.

骨架大 抱歉 Big-boned, sorry.

骨架非常大 Very big-boned.

骨架巨大 Huge-boned.

骨头超大 Enormous bones.

餐巾 怎么了？ Napkin. What?

把它放在你腿上 Putting it on your lap.

我只是把餐巾放在我腿上 I'm just putting a napkin on my lap.

是啊 不 你得把它放腿上 伙计 你的放哪儿？ Yeah, no, you put it on your lap, mate. Where do you put yours?

嗯…我不放腿上 Yeah... I don't put it on my lap.

你喜欢西葫芦吗 丽莎？ Do you like courgette, Lisa?

她喜欢 是的 She does, yeah.

她是在问丽莎 She was asking Lisa!

抱歉 只是对西葫芦有很强烈的看法 Sorry! Just got very strong opinions on courgettes.

西葫芦 餐巾… Courgettes, napkins...

是啊 是啊 西葫芦 餐巾… Yeah, yeah, courgettes, napkins...

他有点操之过急了 He's getting a bit ahead of himself.

我待会儿会收拾他 I'll sort him out later.

还是你更喜欢茄子？ Or do you prefer aubergine?

我觉得我们至少应该点一道蔬菜 I think we should have at least one vegetable.

丽莎好像在说 别管蔬菜了？给我们上肉 Lisa's like, "Forget the vegetables? Give us the meat!"

是啊 不 看起来都很棒 Yeah, no, it all looks amazing.

连餐具也是 Even the cutlery.

是啊 那…餐具就像… Yeah the...the cutlery's like...

是啊 难以置信的餐具 Yeah. Unbelievable cutlery.

我能不能说 Can I just say,

因为讨论餐具显然很有趣… because obviously it's fascinating discussing the cutlery...

是啊 你就是不懂得欣赏好餐具 Yeah, you just don't appreciate good cutlery.

…终于见到你了 阿曼达 真是太棒了 ..it's so great to meet you at last, Amanda.

终于 At last!

不 我不是那个意思… No, I didn't mean...

你第二次这么说了 Second time you've said it.

是的 不 这是…嗯 Yes. No, it's...yeah.

有一阵子了 It's been a while.

丽莎好像在说 你要花多久才介绍她？ Lisa's like, "How long are you going to take to introduce her?"

嗯 我们现在在这儿了 所以… Well, we're here now, so...

让我们喝一杯庆祝一下 Let's have a drink to celebrate.

丽莎好像在说 别聊了 给我来杯喝的 Ah, Lisa's like, "Cut the chat! Get me a drink!"

丽莎总是第一个到酒吧的 对吧？ Lisa's always the first one to the bar, aren't you?

如果他没有先到的话 If he doesn't get there first.

啊 她来了 Ah! There she is!

那么 我们在想什么？ So, what are we thinking?

一些红酒 一些白酒…？ Some red, some white...?

你更喜欢甜一点的 还是干一点的…？ Do you prefer sweeter, drier...?

很好 是的 Great, yeah.

新世界？旧世界？ New world? Old world?

阿曼达基本上对葡萄酒了如指掌 Amanda knows basically everything about wine.

不 我…我上过一个课程 No, I... I did a course.

我们...我们通常就挑便宜的买 We...we just normally get whatever's cheap.

酷 这听起来不像你的风格 Cool. Doesn't sound like you.

先来点起泡酒吗？ Any bubbles to start?

你点什么我就喝什么 I'll just have whatever you're having.

约会很省钱 这真的是我娶她的唯一原因 Cheap date. That's literally the only reason I married her.

黑中白？白中白？ Blanc de noirs? Blanc de blanc?

我喝葡萄酒就行 嗯 我也是 I'll be OK with wine. Yeah, me too.

我最近香槟喝太多了 I've been drinking too much champagne.

喝了好多香槟 A lot of champagne!

这问题我倒挺想有的 That is one problem I'd very much like to have.

是啊 我觉得我和丽莎不会有这种烦恼 Yeah. Not a problem I think me and Lisa would have.

没错 说得对 说得对 Yeah! True, true.

是啊 我们会在后巷对着一瓶酒用两根吸管喝 Yeah, we'd be round the back with a bottle and a couple of straws!

波尔多总不会出错 所以... Well, you can't go wrong with a Bordeaux, so...

对 完全同意 Yes, absolutely.

你...你说 对 完全同意 是什么意思？ What do you... What do you mean "Yes, absolutely"?!

我爱喝波尔多 I love a Bordeaux.

好吧 OK.

谁都知道我爱喝波尔多 Everybody knows I love a Bordeaux.

我整天把波尔多挂在嘴边 I'm like, I'm Bordeaux this, Bordeaux that.

我是波尔多 戴夫 I'm Bordeaux Dave.

你知道...在哪儿吗？ Do you know where the...?

嗯 在吧台另一边 Yeah, it's on the other side of the bar.

需要帮忙吗？ Do you need a hand with anything?

她能需要帮什么忙？ What would she need a hand with?

她能需要帮什么忙？ What would she need a hand with?

谁知道呢 You never know!

你们已婚人士真逗 You married people are hilarious.

我爱喝波尔多 I love a Bordeaux.

行 好吧 抱歉 Yep, OK. Sorry.

我是说 天哪 I mean, Jesus.

这口感真有意思 It's such an interesting texture.

他们其实是现场制作的 They actually make it on the premises.

是吗？用的是古老谷物 Do they? They use ancient grains.

哦 这在你手里散开的感觉 Oh, the way it just comes apart in your hands.

那得归功于古老谷物 That'll be the ancient grains.

太棒了 Excellent.

嘿 我们给你留了点面包 Oh, hey. We saved you some bread.

谢谢 他们用的是古老谷物 Thank you. They use ancient grains.

戴夫现在成谷物专家了 Dave's an expert in grains now.

这根本就不是... That's literally not...

我就知道你会这样 I knew you'd be like this.

我们点餐了吗？ Have we ordered?

没有 我们在等你 Er, no. We were waiting for you.

太好了 Great.

我饿坏了 嗯 I'm starving. Mm!

我可以刷工作卡 I can put it on my work card!

我真不用 说真的 I'm fine, honestly.

他们...他们永远不会知道 They'll...they'll never know.

你已经...他...他已经开始计费了 You already... He...he's already started the meter!

不过 那还挺好的 It was nice, though.

是啊 Yeah.

她真好意思 点了香槟和羊排 Nice of her to order champagne and a rack of lamb,

然后让我们分摊账单 then make us split the bill.

没错 Yeah.

我需要这个吗？ Do I need it?

大蒜 Garlic.

对对对 我们就怪大蒜好了 Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll blame the garlic.

我没太看出来戴夫是她的一生挚爱 I didn't really get that Dave's the love of her life.

他爱她远胜过她爱他 He's way more into her than she's into him.

这种事嘛 常有 Like, that happens.

你喜欢我远胜过我喜欢你 You like me way more than I like you.

没错 True.

好在我们现在知道了 尽管发生了这么多事 It is good that we know now that like, despite everything,

我们仍然可以做这些事 we can still do these things.

我们仍然可以出去 度过一个美好的夜晚 We can still go out, have a good night.

把一切都抛在脑后 Put it all behind us.

保持积极 Stay positive.

我总是怀疑... I'm always suspicious...

当有人需要不停开玩笑时 我总是很怀疑 I'm always suspicious when someone needs to make jokes.

是啊 他有点...不是头脑简单 但是... Yeah, he's a bit... Not simple, but...

所有那些玩笑 那些笑声 All the banter, the laughter.

他在隐藏一些非常阴暗的东西 He's hiding something so dark.

我为丽莎感到难过 I feel sorry for Lisa.

他想跟着她去厕所 He wanted to follow her to the toilet!

就是 Yes!

还有波尔多 And the Bordeaux!

我爱喝波尔多 I love a Bordeaux!

你是波尔多 戴夫 You're Bordeaux Dave.

对吧？ Right?!

他们不会无缘无故这么叫你 我去过法国 They don't call you that for nothing. I've been to France!

他笑话你的时候 你不必跟着笑 You don't have to laugh when he laughs at you.

我忍不住 I do.

都还好吗？ All good?

嗯 你呢？ Yeah. You?

嗯 真的很好 Yeah, really good.

事实上 真的很好 Really good, actually.

需要我拿点什么给你吗？ Can I get you anything?

我不用 I'm good.

外面天气真好 It's a lovely day outside.

阳光明媚 Nice bit of sunshine.

是啊 我知道 Yeah, I know.

这有助于你保持积极 It helps you stay positive.

要我把窗帘拉开吗？ Shall I open the curtains?

不用了 Nah.

想出去待会儿吗？ Fancy going outside for a bit?

我这样挺好 I'm good.

它永远都不会变小 It never gets any smaller.

我在想 我们今晚可以去看电影 I was thinking, we could go to the cinema this evening.

我们可以...看看有什么电影在上映 We could...see what films are on.

吃点东西 Have something to eat.

然后...这周末我们可以去打保龄球 And then...we could go bowling this weekend.

呃 或者打迷你高尔夫 Er, or crazy golf.

喂鸭子 Feed the ducks.

我买了些索雷罗雪糕 I bought some Soleros.

或者我们可以去散步... Or we could go for a walk...

...在公园里 带个飞盘 ..in the park. Take a frisbee.

因为你玩飞盘很在行 Because you're so good with a frisbee.

这里还好吗？ All right in here?

嗯 Yep.

你的吐司弹出来了 Your toast's popped up.

哦 太好了 谢谢 Oh, great. Thank you.

你打算在上面抹什么？ What are you going to have on it?

还没想好 Don't know yet.

真令人期待 Exciting.

是啊 Yeah.

就这么定了 Let's do it.

我会请一天假 I'll take the day off work.

我就说我生病了 I'll say I'm ill again.

说真的 我需要一双新运动鞋 Seriously, I need a new pair of trainers.

你根本不需要新运动鞋 You don't need any new trainers.

不 我们...我们可以去韦斯特菲尔德逛一天 No, we...we could spend the day at Westfield.

吃个午餐 Have some lunch.

好啊 Yeah.

那里有那些 呃... There's those, er...

那里有那些给人按摩的人 There's those people there who give you a massage.

呃 Urgh.

陌生人的手在你身上到处摸 Strangers' hands all over you!

买点东西？ Do a bit of shopping?

嗯 不错 Yeah, nice.

我们打算买空气炸锅多久了？ How long have we been meaning to get an air fryer?

我们能行的 We can do this.

哦 天哪 Oh, Jesus.

这不会改变我们的 This isn't going to change us.

总有一天 我们不会再为空气炸锅掉眼泪 There'll be a time in our lives when we don't cry about an air fryer.

最好是这样 There'd better be.

你还好吗？ You all right?

好极了 Fantastic.

你呢？ You?

嗯 Yeah.

真的很好 Really good.

我们能行的 We can do this.

♪ 此刻每个字都如火山爆发 ♪ Now each word bursts like a volcano

♪ 因为这爱已无处可去 ♪ Cos there's nowhere else for this love to go

♪ 我抓起键盘和麦克风 ♪ I grabbed a keyboard and a microphone

♪ 因为这爱已无处可转 ♪ Cos there's nowhere else for this love to turn

♪ 而我 ♪ And I

♪ 我只是不敢相信 ♪ I just can't believe

♪ 我找到了和我一样的人 ♪ ♪ I've found someone the same as me. ♪

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