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You didn't expect this,

did you?

That is because you are no match for me.

And we're named The Riddlers.

And you're intellectual superior.

Did you think I would just forget our last meeting,

Dark Knight?

You humiliated me.

I know you will not beat me this time.

It is utterly impossible.

You cannot do it.

I have won already!

I will mock your attempts to solve my conundrums,

I will stand triumphant over your bloody corpse,

and as the dim light fades for good in your tiny,

duller's mind, your final thought will be how I have bested you.

Come to the Orphanage Detective.

Or she dies.

Get ready.

This is it.

This is going to be grand!

Well, well.

Everything is going according to plan.

In just a few moments I will finally get my revenge and defeat your bad boyfriend.

I will be the next ruler of Gotham.

That sounds pleasant,

but I have places to be and people to meet,

so can we make this fact?

So tell me, Catwoman.

I weaken all men for hours each day.

I show you strange visions while you are away.

I take you by night, by day,

take you back.

None to suffer to have me,

but two from my lack.

What am I?

Sleep.

And wake.

Splendid, right on time.

At least that makes one of you.

What did you do to me?

Nothing yet.

I simply knocked you out to kill time,

but it seems as if Batman is way behind schedule.

He always finds a way to ruin things.

He probably doesn't see you as a threat,

Eddie.

Silence!

He doesn't appreciate true intelligence.

No worries, though.

We'll still continue with a plan,

but with some slight adjustments.

Why don't you take these chains off of me and I can show you how much I appreciate you.

No need.

For I have something special planned for you,

my feline friend.

What is it now?

Oh, just a little something I've always thought of doing.

Who do you think you are,

pressing around the city with that skin-tied leather suit?

Oh, Eddie.

If you wanted some of this,

you could have just asked.

That would be too easy.

Where's the fun in that?

So you're gonna... me.

Oh, no, no, no.

Not me.

They are.

You've got to be joking.

Riddle me this.

What do you call a cat surrounded by hounds?

This is a nightmare.

That's right.

I am your nightmare.

No.

Eddie, what do you hope to gain from this?

Satisfaction, restitution,

vengeance, objectification.

And you hope to get that with me?

You, my dear, are just a pawn in a greater scheme existing only to satisfy the corporation

of the mind.

Oh, Eddie, you flatter me.

Are you bitter because Batman stood you up?

Silence.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Come on, Selena.

You can handle this.

I was wondering what would give them first.

Your mind or your body.

It seems you're about to enjoy this,

my little feline slut.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, fuck you, Eddie.

Oh, fuck.

Once the matter, Catwoman,

no more sass?

Didn't see this coming?

Of course you didn't.

You aren't gone yet.

I know it.

We're not done until I say we're done.

For three she plays, for three she strays,

and for the last three,

she stays.

Is that all you got, then?

Just a bunch of toys programmed to fuck me.

Is this all just a compensate for something that you... lack?

Try again.

Give me something worth my while,

Eddie.

Be careful what you wish for.

Something's found.

Nice.

It's about time they get to have some fun.

How does the kid think I should be you instead,

Redler?

There's no need for that now.

She's all yours now.

Do with her as you wish.

Just don't eat her.

What are you doing here,

Croc?

When I heard there was a hat to capture,

I had to see it for myself.

Are you still mad about the money I stole from you?

You owe me.

Sorry, Crocky.

I don't do aisle music.

It's hard to be a cat burglar.

No matter.

I know a way to bang back and flip her over.

What the...

What a fine piece of ass!

Fuck it!

This is gonna be fun!

Ah, ah, ah!

Fucking shit!

Oh, God!

And about your question earlier.

I'm not compensating for anything.

I merely don't pair myself with inferior beings like yourself.

You don't deserve this.

Good boy, Croc.

Preparations are nearly complete.

Let's go give us a bang.

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