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Desire, pleasure, interest, or at least passion, open mind.

Yeah, emotion -changing reality, erotic pleasure, alive and free.

Let me show you how to feel.

I'll put your soul on the track.

Tell me where you want my hand.

Who are you looking at, you ugly bitch?

Hey, what sign are you?

I'm Virgo with the penis rising.

Wait, what are you... So, sugar, what do you say?

You want to hook up when we blow this joint?

I don't... I don't... I mean... Date of birth?

Well, this party sucks!

This is absolute crap.

You know that?

Crap. I don't need a new partner.

I'm perfectly fine with my old partner.

I know he's dead. That's why we get along great.

Hell, if I'm working with a droid.

Fine. Okay, you know what? When this guy ends up in a trash compactor, hey,

don't blame me.

Am I to infer from that conversation that you wish to not have me as a

You have a habit of listening to other people's phone conversations.

I thought that was against robot protocol.

I would prefer Stan.

I would prefer to be called Stan.

Short for Stan 2025, my manufactured number.

Robot does not apply to the fully functional Android unit you see before

Good for you.

If you wish your phone conversations to be kept private, perhaps you should

speak in a lower decibel.

Listen to me.

When you... Thanks.

Don't mention it.

What was that?

I surmise you're about to list the reasons why you don't want me as a

But as I understand it, you have no choice in the matter.

You know, I don't like the idea that you're talking in these little tiny

of logic.

And I don't like the idea that you don't have any feelings or emotions.

Actually, I'm one of the newer models of Android.

The complete emotional program has been installed and activated.

The more I'm around humans, the more I shall act like them. Oh, that's great. A

robot with feelings.

Ah! Vice, Kendall.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Yeah.

Yeah.

All right. Wait.

Uh -huh. All right. Great. Great.

Yeah. Send him up.

Our first case.

Gone.

Stolen. I want justice.

Why don't you tell us what happened, Mr. Royce?

Are you going to arrest

her?

I think we need a little bit more of the story.

We met at a coffee shop.

She ordered a double latte just like me.

Oh, Kispen.

Well, we got to talking, and it turns out she just moved here.

All right, go on.

Well, it seems we have a lot in common. We share the same likes of music. She's

a real opera buff.

We both appreciate fine wine and gourmet cooking, but especially we share a love

of books.

Books? Yeah, real books, not computer pads.

All right, all right, so we got a love connection going here. Come on, what

about the $5 ,000?

She gave me her phone number.

I called her the next day, and we made arrangements to meet at her apartment.

Let me guess, to look at her books?

Exactly. Well, I show up, and right away I know something's hinky.

Hinky? That something's not right.

Desire, pleasure, and love.

Or at least the captain.

Open your mind.

Yeah.

Emotions change in reality.

Erotic photos alive and true.

Let me see. And that's what was hinky?

You don't understand.

She wasn't the same girl I met over coffee.

She was forceful and aggressive, not shy and demure.

I like shy and demure.

I bet. So then what happened?

This is quite a collection.

Forget about the stupid book.

Uh,

don't you think you're rushing things a bit here? I mean, we hardly know each

other.

I'm a woman. You're a man.

What more do we need to know?

Emotions changing reality.

Erotic photos alive and free.

Let me show you how to do it.

I'll put your soul into it.

Tell me where you want my hand.

Initiative the moving into each other.

Yeah.

Breathe. Let it go.

Take control.

I offer my list of healing for this moment.

Please whisper to me what you want. Hope your life is my wildest thought.

Let it go.

Let me get this straight. You got this beautiful woman throwing herself at you,

and you're complaining?

Not about that.

About what happened after we... Well, we... Had sexual

intercourse.

Yes.

All right, so go on, go on.

What's the matter?

Did I do something wrong?

No. No, it's not you.

You're so sweet.

It's not the problem. I just don't... I just can't... Can't what?

I just wish there was someone I could trust.

I think after what we've been through, you can trust me.

I wish I could.

Well, please. I insist.

I had this boyfriend, P .J., and he's so mean to me.

You say had?

Well, yeah, I mean, he's way in the past, but I borrowed some money from

and now he wants it back, and it's either that or I have to... Bad.

Brute.

Yeah.

I mean... I just... I can't go back with him now.

Well, how much did you borrow from him?

No, I know it's a lot, but I needed it to move away from him.

I mean, it was the only way I could get out from under him.

Why don't you let me help you out?

Oh, I... I couldn't ask you to do that.

No, please.

I have the funds.

I could write you a check right now.

You are so unbelievable!

I can't believe how lucky I am to have you in my life.

So you write her a check for $1 ,000.

How does she burn you for five?

She washed the check.

Washed the check?

Yeah, yeah. It's a way where you can erase the numbers and keep the signature

the same. You can add any amount you want. Is this your theory that she did

to you?

Here is the canceled check, and here is another canceled check.

The numbers do not match.

Thank you.

She won't return my calls.

She won't let me into the apartment.

She just took the money and ran.

All right, Mr. Royce, we'll look into this.

It's not so much the money. I can afford that.

It's just that, well, I thought we had something special.

Let me tell you something, kid.

Nobody gets a free ride.

How many times do I got to tell you?

Left, right, left, right.

He nearly hit the woman.

Listen, let me do all the talking here, okay, big guy?

You are the primary investigator on this case. It is well within your rights.

Oh, thanks.

Therese Mondovia?

Yes. I'm Detective Kendall, and this is my partner, Stan.

We're investigating a swindle.

Who is swindled?

May we come inside and talk to you?

Certainly. Thanks.

Can I get you something to drink?

Oh, no, thanks.

Detective? I'm an android. I don't require liquid refreshment.

Do you, uh, know a Jarvis Royce?

Jarvis Royce? Yes. He, uh, said he met you a couple weeks ago at a coffee shop.

Oh, yes, yes, I remember him. Uh, he was a very nice man.

I gave him my number, and I never heard from him again.

Oh, really?

You know, that's not what he said.

No. Really?

No, he said you guys had a little slap and tickle and you took $5 ,000 from me.

Any of this ring a bell?

I can assure you I did no such thing.

Why would this Royce character make it up? I don't know. I mean, unless...

Unless?

Maybe he meant my sister Alice.

We're often mistaken for one another.

And why is that?

We're twins.

Well, that makes sense.

So how do we get a hold of your sister?

I haven't seen her for over a week.

We had a fight, and... I'm used to her taking off without telling me.

Perhaps she's spending Mr. Royce's money.

You think?

Miss Mondovi, do you mind if you come down to the squad room and answer a few

more questions?

Of course.

Great.

Why do you keep looking at your hand?

It's my new skin.

It's beautiful, wouldn't you agree?

Well, I actually liked it when all you robots were silver.

You know, it's easier to tell you apart.

I assume you believe all androids look the same.

Oh, yeah, exactly the same. Right, one, one, one, one, right after each other.

Yep, exactly.

Then you're not a very astute observer.

Can we save the robot debate for another day when I'm really bored?

Okay, here's what we're going to do. We're going to go inside there, okay?

You're going to listen.

You got to stand there. Got it?

Got it.

Is there something else?

Yeah. The door. Oh.

Thank you.

Here you go.

Thank you.

I have a pretty good idea who might be behind all this.

Okay, so who do you think's behind all this?

My sister's good -for -nothing boyfriend, P .J. Calhoun.

Hmm, and why do you think that?

Well, my sister's kind of a party girl, you know, life in the fast lane, always

helping from one party to the next, one loser guy to the next.

And you think this Calhoun guy is her latest loser?

The worst.

You know, all I did was sit around our apartment all day waiting for Alex to

come home from work.

Hmm.

So when's the last time you've seen your sister and this Calhoun character

together?

If this is hard for you.

I, uh, I saw them last week.

I, um, I kind of, uh...

I kind of watch them.

Take your time.

Well, I worked late.

Data entry at CyberTech. I like working late. It's quiet.

It's not like home.

Go on.

Well, my sister, she liked it rough.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Go. You go.

Show me what you got.

Boom.

Like the show?

I, um, there, I was, um... Yes, spare me.

I don't mind an audience.

You gotta go so soon? I got business.

Did you ask me?

Ask me what?

You didn't.

Great!

PJ, give me a break.

Whatever. I'm out of here.

You gonna call me?

If you're lucky.

Ask me what?

Well, PJ has a chance to invest in a stock.

He's got insider information, but he hasn't got the money.

How much?

Five thousand.

That's a lot to trust with him. You know, you never like any of my

That has nothing to do with it. Oh, yes, it does.

You're jealous.

You're jealous that I know how to have a good time.

You call sleeping with anyone who will buy you dinner a good time.

Bitch.

You know, maybe this isn't such a good idea.

What?

Us living together.

I mean, I think maybe you should move out.

Why don't you move in with PJ?

Be such a great catch.

So she moved out?

She must have. I haven't heard from or seen her since that night.

Perhaps she intercepted the call from Mr. Royce and started the scam.

That sounds like her.

Where can we find this PJ guy?

Well, I'm sure he's working the streets. I think he's some kind of bookie.

Okay, great.

We'll find him.

Thank you.

No.

Thank you.

It appears as though we have an open and shut case. Yes, okay, doesn't it?

Too good. Too neat.

I don't know.

Something's not sitting right with me.

Your posterior appears to be fine.

Come on.

Let's go find this P .J. guy.

My first arrest.

I shall cherish this moment.

Calhoun?

Maybe. Oh, yeah, I haven't got time for games. Are you P .J. Calhoun?

Yeah, I am. So what?

So, uh, we gotta ask you a couple questions.

And suppose I don't want to answer? Hey, that's your right. But suppose I frisk

you down and find something on you that constitutes a felony.

Well, I haven't frisked me.

Oh, no. See, I don't get my hands dirty.

Stan? Hey, hey, watch it. I bruise real easy, okay?

Yeah, call your mama.

Please forgive me. This is my first frisk.

You're doing a fine job, Stan.

Don't let him throw you off.

And what's this all about, huh? They run out of donuts again on the corner? Oh,

very funny. You hear that? He thinks he's playing cute here.

He doesn't appear cute to me. You hear that, PJ?

Stan here doesn't think you're doing a good job at playing cute.

He doesn't appear to be holding contraband or weapons.

He's playing?

I would have to make a more detailed analysis on his personal hygiene.

Why me?

See now, assaulting an officer.

Now we've got to take you in whether you like it or not.

I do not consider myself a victim of an assault.

See?

Trust me.

You've been assaulted.

Let's take this trash in.

This is bogus. Too bad.

I want a lawyer.

Really? You want a lawyer, huh? You want me to leave you in a room with this

guy?

He's an android. He's programmed to serve mankind.

No, no, no. See, this is the newest crime -fighting machine.

Am I right, Stan?

Series 2025.

Yeah, and he's got all the latest protocols. Am I right, Stan?

You are correct.

So, see, if I could leave you in the room along with him, there's no telling

what's going to happen.

So... Do you still want me to get you a lawyer? This is harassment.

All right.

Hey, all right, all right, I'll talk.

What do you want to know?

It's about your girlfriend, Alice, and this scam you guys are pulling.

She's ratting me out.

I never stole anything from her.

She gave me that stereo as a birthday gift. Besides, that's her way to get us

money. It's not about any freaking stereo. Come on. It's about the check

-washing scheme you're pulling.

Was Royce the first in a long line of marks?

What? You know what? Don't play me for a chum. Hey, I don't know what you're

talking about.

He'll tear his arm off. Oh, you hear that? He wants to tear your arm off. No,

not yet.

You better start talking, Colin.

Look, I may be a small -time bookie. I may run a few numbers, but I do not wash

checks. You know, I'm just having a hard time believing this, Stan.

How about you?

It's those two sisters.

You should check in on those two girls.

Well, we can't because we can't find your girlfriend and the other one, the

other sister, is telling us a whole different story.

You should check in on her.

She ain't no Miss Innocent, you know.

No, I don't know.

So why don't you tell me?

Well, take last week, for instance.

Me and I was waiting over at her place before we got home from work.

You're still here.

Your sister said I could wait.

My sister has no taste.

You're just jealous because she's got it and you don't.

We're twins. Whatever she has, I have.

You may be twins, but you are worlds apart.

Really?

Excuse me.

Tell me you want me to stop.

No? Tell me you want me to stop now.

Or how about now?

Goodbye.

Pleasure. Inspiration.

Relief. Passion.

Open mind.

Yeah.

Emotion -changing reality.

Erotic form of alive and free.

Let me show you how to dance.

Therese, what the hell are you doing?

Honey?

I thought it was you.

Oh, spare me.

So, Therese, making yourself at home, I see.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, well, don't be.

P .J. may be a pig, but he's got his charms.

Hey, I'm still in the room, you know.

If you want to play with him, I don't mind.

Hey, how about the three of us?

Don't push it.

You don't mind?

Knock yourself out.

Give me a break.

It's the truth, I swear.

So you're telling us that these two beautiful women find you irresistible.

that your story?

What can I say?

Start by telling us the truth, you lying scum!

Hey!

You think you're getting paid to listen to this load of crap?

You've been bad news from the minute you were born.

Take it easy, Stan. No!

I'm feeling anger for the first time and I like it!

I didn't do anything, I swear!

All right, all right. Enough, enough. The boy's starting to change colors.

Let's get the hell out of here.

Well, that's the good cop, bad cop variation.

I like it.

Yeah, I think you like it a little too much.

Should I rough him up some more?

No.

Nope.

He didn't do it.

How can you tell?

Well, it's something you'll never have. It's called a...

Hunch.

English,

please. Oh, here's that rundown you asked for. Oh, thank you.

Freaking aliens.

It shows it.

Interesting.

Come on.

Therese Mondovia?

You scared me.

Why didn't you knock?

Oh, the door was open.

Planning a little trip there?

I thought I would take some time away.

Of course.

I just have a couple questions.

You know what? I'm in a bit of a hurry. Oh, did you think that we were going to

find out?

I'm at a loss.

I know what.

Oh, that Therese here is a...

Doesn't have a twin.

Excuse me, detective, but I believe you might be in error.

Oh, no.

No, no. See?

Well, if they're not twins, then who's in the picture?

Her clone.

Clone? She has a clone.

Human cloning was outlawed.

Oh, that's correct. Here, but not overseas.

Am I right, Joyce?

Yes. It was a gift from a wealthy friend.

He wanted me, but I didn't want him, so he offered to have me cloned.

Of course, by the time the clone showed up, he'd already moved on to somebody

else.

And I got stuck with the clone.

So what did you do with the money?

Support my habit.

Drugs? No, books.

See, Teresa collects first edition of very rare books, and she definitely

afford that on a data entry level job. Am I right, Teresa?

Let me get this straight. So you went around taking money from men so you

collect books?

I only picked guys who I knew could afford it. That's hardly a major crime.

But it's still a crime.

Absolutely.

So where's the clone?

I don't know. I mean, she really did run away.

Well, no problem. We'll track her down.

What's going to happen to me?

Oh, where are you going to go?

You're going to have plenty of time to read all those books.

Booker Stano.

It appears as though Therese Vondovia will be spending the next 15 years of

life incarcerated.

And the clone?

No trace yet.

Funny thing about clones.

What is that?

Well, they haven't fully developed a way to sever the symbiotic link between the

original and the clone.

Break it down, big boy.

Studies have shown the clones cannot operate unless given specific

by their original.

Crap. I missed that.

Damn. Come on.

Shall I report this burglary?

It's not a burglary.

It's Trace.

She's moved on.

But I thought... See, we arrested the clone.

No, the real con artist is somewhere out there.

So we got taken.

Oh, yeah.

Got a light?

Anything for you, Toots.

Emotion changing reality.

Erotic soul alive and free.

Let me show you how to play.

I'll put your soul in a trap.

Tell me where you want my hand.

Initiate the moving into each other.

Yeah.

Breathe.

Let it go.

Take control.

I offer my life to heal and for this moment I live. Please.

Whisper to me what you want. Hope you like my wild response.

Let's eat.