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Oh, man. I'm fucking knackered.

It's on TV.

How are you, Mandy?

Are you all right?

What's up with you?

I'm really fucked up today, Charlie.

Why? What?

What's up?

Tom. Oh, is this that pro... Sorry, what did you say?

Yeah, Tom.

Again. Oh, your boyfriend.

What's up with that cunt now? Not my boyfriend.

I'm so fucked up.

Why? What's up?

Because...

Christina, pretty much, sent me this message, like, she was out last night,

she was at one of the cocktail bars, and she sees fucking Tom, and this girl,

and she reckons that it was just some fucking girl, some dirty little skank

Tinder. Right, slow down, slow down, explain.

I'm literally just, I'm fuming.

Like, so obviously he's been fucking and dating other girls.

Fucking hand -dating or fucking around?

I don't even know. I don't even know, Charlie.

He'd be doing everything behind my back.

Like, I thought he was really into me. And fuck him, he's a cunt.

I know we've only just kind of met because our parents have moved in

Oh, I know, yeah.

And that's my TV, by the way. I hope you're enjoying it. I am. What are you

watching? I'm not paying attention.

So basically Tom's fucking you off.

Basically Tom's fucked me off and I need to fucking... What can I do? I need to

get back at him.

What can I do?

We tried ignoring him. I've done that with girls before and they do not like

Yeah, when a guy ignores a girl, girls hate it. If I ignore him now, I'm

probably doing him a favour. That's not how it works with girls though.

So I've not had a...

sister or step -sister before, so I can't really... Well, you're going to

to get used to it, because I'm really mad right now, and if you're going to

a fucking step -brother, you're going to have to help me.

Um... I've already been to the gym today, I don't know what... Was this

emotional support kind of thing? Actually, oh my god, you do go to the

don't you?

Uh, yeah. Wait, do you have a six -pack?

Obviously, I've not really seen you without your clothes on. Let me see.

Sorry, I'm just, uh...

I'm trying to flex.

Yeah, I'll work out. Actually, I've just thought of a really good idea.

Like... What? Obviously, mum and your dad, like, are only just, like, a sort

thing at the moment, and, like, you've moved in here. Your mum and my dad?

Well, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, I know. What about... Yeah, but they've moved in. I know it's... What

about if, like...

I just pose with, like, a little bit of you. You don't have to get your face in

or anything.

And, like... Well,

no, because he'll see the tattoos and he'll know it's you.

I've only met him once. He's not going to... I know, but I've got to make it

realistic. Like, maybe, like, I don't know. What about holding hands? That's

kind of... No, nothing. I'm not fucking 12.

OK, this is going to sound really weird, but I'm so fucking mad, right?

And you're going to have to have a bitch out, right? What if, like, I pretend

like you're some guy I'm getting with, yeah?

And then you take some photos on my phone, yeah?

And I'll send them to him.

What do you think?

Like, are you okay with that?

I mean, like, it can just get near me. Trust me, I've seen enough dick.

Like, yours is not going to bother me.

And anyway... Okay.

You know... I didn't know you were this crazy.

Would you do that?

What, take some pictures and have it?

Like, obviously, nothing's going to happen.

Yeah, obviously. You're my fucking step sister. I know, exactly.

I know, I know. Is that weird?

Do you find that weird?

Like... Oh, no, I'll help you out.

Yeah, just help me out. But, you know, if I need a favour, like... But then,

like, I can send that cunt the pictures.

Like, I can be like, whatever.

I was over you anyway.

Okay. What do you want me to do, then?

Take some pictures now, or...? Come over here.

Come over here?

Hold on. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

What's up?

But I'm not going to tell any girls. You can just be some random guy like I met

online. Okay.

Like on Tinder or something.

All right.

Plenty of fish and shit like that. Yeah, exactly.

Okay, you can be my hookup tonight.

Okay. But... Oh, my God, I'm so fucking mad. I can't believe he's cheating on

me.

What are you doing there? Okay, just get your cock out. We're going to take a

photo. What? I've just been to the gym. Let's hope you've got a fucking big one.

What? I hope you've got a big one because it's going to look really sad if

you've got a little dick.

I hope not.

I think it's okay.

Oh, bloody hell.

Okay. I might have a bit of a semi. So what are you doing then?

Oh my God, do I touch it or not? What do I do?

Hold this and take a photo.

Take the photo, okay.

I put, um, wait, let me put the flash on. All right.

I'm done.

On. All right, take it, I will, like, sort of... Okay.

Say cheese for Tom.

Fuck you, Tom.

Okay, I think I've got it. Check that.

I don't know, that looks alright.

But do you think I should get my tits out?

I don't know, I don't know. It doesn't really look real, does it? Mandy, you're

my fucking, you're my stepsister now.

Should we just do it?

Whatever, fuck off. Go on, get your tits out.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Do you like them? I'm a t -shirt high for them.

What, do you like them? I'm so glad you could be proud of their incognito

fucking boobie hiding techniques.

Oh my God, now you've got really fucking hot. Fuck hell, that is gross.

You're embarrassing me.

Okay, now do a photo.

Now do a photo with your boobs out as well. Yeah.

Go on then.

Okay.

Oh shit, touching me.

Wait, you can't see your boobs. Lean back, lean back.

That's it.

I think that's right, check that.

How's that look?

That's good.

I'm going to send that.

I'll send that in a minute.

Yeah, fuck Tom.

Oh, fuck.

Mandy, what are you doing?

You're my fucking step -sister, man. I'm not... I feel like I want to watch

telly or... Whatever. Fucking look at your cock. If you didn't... If you

really want it, it wouldn't be like that, would it?

Yeah, I'm a guy. What do you want me to do?

I don't know. What do you want to do?

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Mandy, we can't do this. We can't do it.

You're my step -sister.

We're going to be living together, like, two weeks.

No, bro, it's fine.

Oh, fuck it.

Fuck it up? Are you going to fuck it up?

It's fine, as long as no one ever knows. Oh, shit.

I don't think so. You're helping me get over Tom right now.

Yeah? Well, I'm here to help. Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Mm.

Sure you want to do this? Mm -hmm.

Oh, fuck.

Just feel good. Mm.

You're fucking sexy, though. Oh, thanks. So are you.

Oh, God, you're beautiful. You're amazing.

You really do not like Tom, do you?

I don't.

He'll fuck himself.

Let me sit down. Yeah.

Are you out?

Yeah.

Really?

Oh, shit.

Nice tan lines.

Fuck, Mandy, you're fit.

I think I'm going to enjoy living with you.

Do you think?

Yeah. As long as you split up with a boyfriend every week.

I think he's gone.

I don't know why Tom fucks around with you.

Nor do I.

Fucking hell, your dick.

Whoa. Do go to the gym.

Don't train my dick.

You are the best stepsister.

Pull my shorts off. Yeah.

Pull my clothes off as well.

What's stinking from the gym?

I might keep the clothes on.

Keep them on.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, no, this cock's... I was not expecting that. Yeah?

Not at all.

I'm keeping it a secret. I'm keeping it a secret. I'm not seeing this at all.

Of course not. Your steps is the next thing.

I mean, I'm not going to lie, I did look at your package a couple of times.

When? Just like, you know, when you've been walking around.

Oh, yeah.

I don't know if I can judge it.

Really? Yeah.

Me too.

Are you having sex?

Are we?

That's okay, isn't it? You've got a brother and sister.

You're allowed to... It's not illegal or anything, is it?

My pussy's pretty fucking wet.

You have a lot. What do you want me to do?

Bend over, that way.

You want me to bend over? Yeah, the pussy, yeah.

Oh, God, I don't know if you're really going to fuck me.

It's actually really warm.

Oh,

come on, bend over a little bit.

Here? Yeah.

Right here?

Yeah.

Mum and Dad are out all night anyway, so. No.

Oh, fuck.

So, yeah.

A little good look up there.

Oh, fuck.

You go to the gym, don't you?

Yep. Yeah?

Surely work out, some hiking or something.

Oh, God. Oh, God, you're actually going to fuck me right now.

Oh, God.

Come on, pull your ass over.

How does it feel? Oh, Mandy, that's good.

I can't believe it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, that's wet.

Oh. Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Fuck.

Oh, the juices on that shit. Yeah.

Mmm.

Oh my god. Oh shit.

Oh, it's fucking juices all over it. You're fucking horny, bitch.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Mmm.

That's right, look at that.

Oh, fuck.

Fucking discharge all over it. Mmm. Come on, fuck.

Oh.

Mmm. I'll see you later.

Oh, fuck.

Fucking juice all over me. Yeah?

Yeah.

You can come sit on my deck. Yeah.

You know what you're doing on top, don't you? Yeah, I do.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I'm scared that Mum and Dad might come back.

I think we're out at some kind of meeting.

I think I've got to go. We can't stop now. We've got to go.

God,

you're holding this for me.

yourself i'm not used to something so big i

still

feel a bit nervous like turn up

but the cat doesn't come in that'd be weird

Oh, fuck. It's still in there.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

I'm going to say it for me.

Okay.

Yeah. You need to. Yeah.

I'm going to need to.

Yeah.

Another picture for me. Another picture?

Yeah. Where's your phone?

Maybe you want to bend over, bring me bent over.

With my dick in here? Yeah.

Tom will knock like that.

I know.

Maybe you want me to spunk all over my face.

Come over this way.

Come over here.

Yeah.

That looks good.

We're trying to get your face in as well, yeah, look this way. That's it,

perfect.

Oh,

that's it.

Oh, man, it's hot.

Yeah?

Oh,

God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You just have to eat them now.

I'm going to.

Oh, God.

Do you want to taste my cup?

Yeah. Do you want to wipe me into your mouth?

Yeah. Yeah.

I just want to fuck you on the eye.

I do have to go up in the morning though, so wipe me and taste some

So I feel like...

Yeah, yeah.

Oh,

fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, there's more.

It's not stopping.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. I can't tell you got it in my eye.

I'm sorry.

It's not the best shot.

Let me take a picture of that for you. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Should I keep one eye closed at home? I don't know what to do.

Make him think you're blinded.

Okay, smile.

Oh my God, I'm going to send him these right now.

It's bent.

I think I need a shower now from the gym and you.

I'm like, do you need a shower?

Fucking hell, you got it in my eye, you little prick.

Oh my God, oh my God, he's going to be so mad.

That's good though, yeah. I can't wait to get these messages back.

Thanks.

Okay, see you in a bit.