Original subtitles

What's wrong with this city?

Somewhere 'rhere ore oshes onol somewhere smoke.

Why doesn't someone soy something?

Why do we endure smoke quietly?

Now it's the limit of endurance.

Let's bring This recl

Smoking of public loloces is prohibited.

Violation will lead 'ro penalty.

Don"r smoke. Dr le'r others smoke.

You will have 'ro pay c: heavy price For smoking.

Who doesn't wont 'ro be happy?

Bu? c1'r who? price?

You will have 'ro pay c: heavy price For smoking.

Smoking is iniurious for you.

And {or your dear ones.

You will have 'ro pay c: heavy price For smoking.

- /\/\ic check...

- Sounds good... Checking focus.

- Roll sound!

- Ready, Ayqn?

Yeah.

- Great... Let's sfczrf!

- So... The reclusive Ayon Sanger!

5 years... 4 big songs...

...c1ll hiis and c1ll non-Hm! Congratulations!

Thanks... and Thanks 'ro c1ll of you.

- The lyrics of your songs are by c: cerfoin...

- Scuba Tcnliyczr Khan...

- moncl she's c: lesser known poet, right?

We had c1 very special relationship...

- Past Tense! And now?

She's c: really good Friend...

- And oll your songs hint o'r unrequited loved... Does fhof mean...

No, no, no... /\/\y love isn't unfulfifled...

- And still... unrequifed?

I'd only heard of The power of one-sided love...

Now I understand I'r.

Does This love have c: name?

What kind of hug was that?!

- Means? - '/\/\mmmm'l

I wasn't aware that hugs had s'ranalarals.

Listen... Save these sentimental hugs tor your tQmily...

...no'r girls you're hooking up with!

And who? was fhof kiss!

Excuse me!

AH my ex-girlfriends soy I'm c: greczf kisser!

RGOHY... People will soy anything These days...

Great kisser... who? kind o? guy are you?

A guilty one...

Guilty?

Why?

I have c: girlfriend...

So? I've gof c: boyfriend.

And you're not guilty?

Look... boyfriends ore like movies...

Some Hops... some blockbusters!

And Dr. Foisol was chosen by my father...

Won"r'rc1l

Anyway...

This was...

Alrigh'r...

No, no... W smdone.

Sure?

Definitely!

Nice meeting you...

Bye!

Are you following me?

I don't know anyone here...

Who': do you wank me 'to do?

Toke you around like c: four guide?

"Hello, Party! /\/\ee'r Hugh Heffner... world's besf kisser!"

Hello!

What's with the attitude?

Hello hello hellol

Did you feel bod?!

Why so touchy, baby?

Jusf... Fought with my girlfriend.

I fought wifh my boyfriend, foo!

Jusf 'rwo los'r souls swimming in c: Fish bowH

Filmyl

Tofollyl Why'd you guys Fight?

If I fell you, you'll iudge me...

Oh, I've c1lreooly judged you with that 'l

- Just 'rell me!

So... we were lc1're For This party...

...so when I sow Lisa, I asked her why she hadn't worn her clo'rhes, ye'r...

And she said... "I'm already dressed!"

No way! Shorf or skimpy?

Both! She showed up in c: bikini, I swear!

Mon... l'r's up 'ro her!

You stink of mole chouvinism!

Are you saying it's my FQUIT?!

I know foo many boys like you!

You're so judgmental!

H

Now... h' you're done, con we get ou'r of here?

Where To?

Bar hopping!

With me?

Well, I'm no'r going alone!

CDkQY, le'r's go!

L.e'r's go!

We haven't been properly introduced!

/\/\y ncrme is AIiZeh Khan... Khan, and I'm nor c1 Terrorist!

RczhuL

...lil

Are you ioking or is Thai recJHy your name?

L'r was c: ioke!

I don't like iokes!

L don't like you!

Nome?

Aye n... Aycm Sanger.

Ayczn Sanger... l'r's The time 'ro disco!

- Look! /\/\y girhcriencfs apologizing!

She's apologizing?

Yeah... I feel bod...

How rich are you?

What does fhdr have 'ro do with onyfhing?

Well, I'r's no'r because of your good looks, is if?

- Yes! - Sure...

So... you're rich, right?

Yeah... I'm rich.

First Class or Private Jef?

Private Jef...

I knew if!

She's o gold-digger!

Are you poor?

Well, my fafhefs rich... I'm wealthy. Big diHerence.

What's The difference?

I'm The 4th of 4 doughfers...

Youngest kids usuolly get The mosf love, but not in my Family...

/\/\y mom IeH me when I was 2.

Whof?

She ran away.

Mothers ore like Teresa... yours is Usczin Bolt!

My mom...

I'm so sorry... That's wrong...

Why did she leave?

I was never allowed 'ro ask...

Now...

What diHerence does if make?

You mus'r be close To your dad, right?

Yeah...

Whdr do you do in London, anyway?

/\/\.B.A!

You don't look the The business Type!

Another one of your Daddy's dreams?

Don't you have c: dream of your own?

'-0.

Whczf? ls I'r illegc1l?

I wont 'ro sing.

Sing!

Bu? my voice won't help my father's company... so...

Sink I'r, maybe!

- Hey! - Sorry...

I sing recJHy we“! Lo'rs of people Think I sing lil

She“ I sing For you?

What did I ever do 'ro you?

And doesn't Mohommed Rafi always sound like he's crying?

WhczFs befier than crying?

I'm not c: Fan...

And not of loughing, either! I Toke the road less token...

Which is?

Life.

- You folk like you're Amifobh Bachchon! - I wish!

Do you do anything but folk?

(Dr do you rip oporf men's ego's For c: living?

Please... I'm reolly busy!

Sometimes I do yoga...

Buddhist chanting... I'm lec1rning French...

Bollywood Dance ckzss, so m efi m es...

Like The wind, I'm everywhere...

My name is registered in any and every course.

Bu? this register has someone else's name.

Who's Ah?

Nobody.

Hello, Ali... Who you?

L_e'r me go, he's no one!

- Look, the Train is here. - Who is Ah?

Who is Ah?

/\/\y opoccflypse,

I was studying in Lucknow when I firs? mef Ah...

The sexy, smouldering, deep DJ AIL.

L'r was like music was c: part of his soul...

He was as absorbed in his music... as I was in him.

I thought we were in love... he never bothered 'ro correcf me.

Buf, in Truth, he was The love of my life...

...c1nol I was iusf his habit

So, what happened?

What could happen? He Found another hcnbif...

Decided 'rhczf was love.

She was this godolamned beautiful oirhosfess...

She showed him where her emergency exi'rs were...

wand fhczf was that.

And me and my broken hecfi 'round our way 'co London.

But you s'rill love him?

Tho? question makes me feel weak...

So Thank God For Dr. Faisal...

AT Ieosf he's nice 'ro look of...

- Greof distraction!

/\/\y Lisa is very, very hof.

What do you meczn 'very hot”?

Very hot

Wanna bet?

Bet who???

Come on... I bef mine's hoffer than yours.

Done! Double dofe... Tomorrow night?

L'r's on.

What if I Win?

Then I'll le'r you kiss me again...

But you won't win!

She" we? I'm very drunk...

Listen! Don't puke or anything!

No no no I'm okay, I'm okay!

- You didn't hove 'ro do that! - Where ore we?

This! This is my happy lolc1ce.

L come here when 'rl"\e world gets foo much...

...when I wont 'ro spend time with myseH...

Because this is the only lolc1ce on earth that knows...

Love is crooked.

Crooked!

I'll make you on offer you con"r refuse.

I see... Con you offer me your address?

- Wine? - Yes, please.

Two, please.

Hi! I'm looking For Alizeh Khan...

Hi!

Doctor Faisal!

Ahzeh...

Lisa!

Hi guys!

I'm Lisa [Tsouzc], but you can coll me Lisa.

That's your first name... who? else woulol we cc1ll you?

Exactly!

Your lc1s'r names are Khan, right?

'Cuz I've been practicing This c1ll day long.

Here, honey, hold my bog...

1... 2... 3... you ready?

S0lc1om Woolequm!

Waaleaum Salaam...

Was fhof good?

That was good, right?

Great...

And what... No nczmosfe for us?

Okay! The foble's ready!

You look ill...

Do you hove The flu?

'Cuz I'r's kind of in The air...

No, I'm alright

Ahzeh...

I never asked... How do you Two know each other?

We're Family Friends.

Ch, but we're fomily friends... I've never me'r him...

Well... He's my friend's ¥omily...

So... Family Friends!

Honey, see...

I'r's amazing... how we're all so connected!

How long have you'll been Together?

How long has I'r been?

Honey!

Tomorrow is our one-month onniversory!

HOppy anniversary...

How sweet! Where'd you meef?

- Gym! - Online!

Gym.

L'r's o gym colleol 'Online'... rec1lly good...

Yeah, and he was so cufe...

He sow me going info The sauna... and he started singing...

"Feehng hof, hof, ho?!"

Adorczble...

And you guys?

Well, our fathers ore very dear 'ro one another...

Why not 'rurn such c: close bond info Family?

Wow... Urdu is so exotic...

Like French... but no'r French!

Because 'W's Urdu?

Exactly!

Hindfs beoufifuL foo...

CDnly when /\/\r. Bochchon specks on Who Wants 'ro be c: /\/\illionoire!

She loves Tho? show...

Yeah, I love if! He 'ro'rc1lly nc1ils Hindi!

He used This word once...

'\/c1o'rovc1rc1n'!

And I was like, "Ch my God!

I love that word! Whof does if mean?

Aycm said I'r means...

"Vibe"!

So me and The girls use if c1ll The Time...

I ius'r love The "voofovoron" of This club...

I ius'r love The "voofczvorczn" o? this bar...

I iusf love The word.

Ahzeh, you should come ou'r with my girlfriends sometime...

We could do like c: girly lunch!

I have food cfllergies... and people c1llergies,'roo.

- You'll could go wofch o movie, Ahzeh! - Yeah! You love movies!

Yeah, we should see c: movie!

Acfuolly, I iusf watched c: greczf French Film... Priceless!

- I've seen if! - Ch yeah?

- I rec1lly love if! - What's if about?

This immoral hussy...

Prostitute.

...lures rich men for their money...

You know whof, Lisa... You should wczfch if.

Ifhink you'll like I'r.

Why? What do you mean?

Jusf... l'r's c: good film.

How dare you?

Honey, how dare she?

How dare you?

They're asking 'how dare you?

Are you saying what I think you're saying?

I had no idea you could Think...

Wow, you're even sfupider than you look...

Who Throws red wine on block?

Ch my God, I can't believe she did this 'ro me!

She's c: very weird, weird girl!

Sfop Touching me righf now!

Come on; let's gef c1 cob...

Baby don“: cry...

Qkoy... Who wants some low {of yogurt!

Go away!

She humiliated me...

lnsul'reol me.

Bu': you, Ay can...

...you never stand up For me!

L... always sfond up For you.

I have c1 heart...

Yeah...

I have c: heart, (Eodclcamnif!

Come... Come here!

- Open doors and open drawers!

Hi!

Hello!

Here... why?

I was iusf doing yoga...

If I may soy... your form is remorkczble.

Where is /\/\c1olemoiselle Skimpy, anyway?

Lisa was rec1lly upset yesferdoy!

Why?! She couloln"r find your chequebook?!

Hey!

Have some respect!

For your boxers?

Who? is This?

L'r's for you!

To hell wifh Lisa!

You're cute...

I come 'ro apologise.

Wifh this?

What, you wont FIQWers?

Yes!

I hate Howers.

What did Flowers ever do 'ro you?

Flowers ore so overrated!

Yeah, they look preHy... smell nice...

...bu'rcoloursfc1ole and scent disappears...

...c1nol whof you're IeH with is Ifieless, wilted and diseased.

Thorns, on the other hand...

They're no'r so Fragile...

Thorns are fearless...

I don't wont 'ro be iusf c: Flower...

I wont 'ro be c: 'rhorn.

I wont 'ro smock you!

Though she be li'r'rle, but she is fierce!

Pleose sir, shore your gruel...

God, fake I'r already...

May o thousand Gods shine upon you...

You have To admit. songs of The 80's were amazing...

Cheap, vulgar and exfro Tacky!

/\/\y ploylis'r is Cheap Thrills'!

No way... mine is 'Jolly Good Bollywood"!

/\/\os'r Famous song o? the 8G3?

- Film? - Himmcnfwcflcn!

Cheapest song?

Film?

Mczqsod, 1984!

You're not my long los'r brofher, ore you?

No but maybe The Doctor is!

HopeFuHy he'll iusf be long lost!

So... what ore you doing of 4 PM Today?

I'm very busy... Meetings, appointments...

Shut up! You're free!

Okay... I om!

- What's the problem? - Problem?

I sow you busting your moves of home...

...whc1'r's with the doinfy Hoihng now?

L'r's embarrassing.

Embarrassing?

Embarrassment is iusi a fancy word for self-importance.

You're nobody here!

So you're not shaming Daddy Dearest...

Nor are you embarrassing yourself!

Jusf dance, man!

L can't dance in groups... only sing.

Ch, recflly? And That's amazing...

...but this isn't choir practice - it's c1 dance class!

L'r's iusf not my scene...

Shh! Jusf dance!

Forget your inner Lois Lone...

...you were born 'ro be Wonder Woman!

In the name of JLo's sex appeal...

mshow This cruel world, you 'rruly are c: Baby Doll!

Baby Doll!

You're off your rocker...

Get ready...

See that girl...

Watch that scene...

Digging the Dancing Queen!

Woohoo! Thai was awesome!

You were right, I feel great!

Told yq!

But if you Thought This was impressive...

...woi'r "ril you hear me sing...

You'll be c: Fan!

God...

Sing!

- What? - Sing!

- What do you mean king"? - Sing means sing... Sing!

- Here? - Where else?

On This sidewalk?

Not again!

Why ore you getting annoyed?

Because, Celine Dion...

Your self-praise is driving me up The wall!

You're nof faking me seriously... /\/\y voice is c: giH from (Bod!

Then sing for Him!

No!

Don't be so cnffenfion seeking, man!

Whof I? you foll in love with me?

Well, /\/\r. Casablanca...

I'll Toke my chances!

Come on... Sing.

No.

Nof singing?

This is your lost chance...

No?

Okay... then get losf!

How was that?

Abhorrenf!

Ab-whczf?

Thai sounded like on 0d for constipation!

Yuck!

Following c: 'rune isn't singing...

I'r had no pain... no emotion...

- And you're on expert so... - I'm The audience!

There was no Feeling.

Because This... has never been broken.

You'll only rec1lly sing when I'r does break.

Till Then, you con do your MBA, make some money...

wand leave music cdone.

See you later... Bye!

Chcnrhe Brown... ore you Feeling blue?

Hmmmm

Hm!

- I knew you'd coll 'ro apologise. - You wish!

No sorry, no Thank you in The bro code.

Whatever.

Lisfen! I've mode cmofher great plan For c: double dofe!

No, I've had enough!

Just heor me out!

The lolc1n involves no'r listening 'ro Lisa's crop...

...c1nol watching you dance!

Because you're my dancing sfor!

Whof?

Silent Disco, bro!

I'm not your bro.

Because you're my dancing sfor!

- Bye.

Here!

Excuse us!

- Doctor! - Hi.

Alizeh and I wonfeol 'ro apologise for the other day...

What?! No!

Shush!

Thank you, Doctor.

That's so sweet.

Ed Mubarak.

Eiol Mubarak?

- Today's not Eiol... - l_e'r I'r g0, le'r I'r go!

Sol h' you like the "voofovoron" of this place...

Wear your headphones...

Swifch 'ro c: channel you like... And dance!

And here's on added bonus...

What's This?

This is the nectar 0F love...

Like dreaming while you're awoke...

I'll be right back.

Alizeh!

You've iusf disappeared! Where have you been?

- In London! - Shut up!

You broke up with Ali and Forgot us all!

- Are you okay? - Yeah! Okay, listen...

Plc1y c: desi song, man!

This ED/\/\ is making my head spin...

What? Here?!

Just one!

Well... I have one...

Bu? I'r's c: break up song...

Then for sure!

- Okay, 'rune info 4! - Okay.

(Bod, I have To pee!

Excuse me, There's c: queue.

I know, but I reolly have 'ro go... Plec1se?

Whereki Lisa disappear?

Screw this, I'm going 'ro the men's.

Excuse me, this is The men's loo.

I know... but sometimes even I feel like I could be c1 man...

Doctor... Con you check my puke?

- Don't cry, don't cry...

/\/\y boyfriend's c: douchebcng, foo! Don't cry!

I'll get us c: cab, okay?

Tell him your address!

I don"rwc1n'r To be c1lone Tonight...

Toke me with you...

You've gone insane!

AYQFI, get up!

No? Fine, go 'ro hell!

' Bye, Ayon!

Si? There!

There?

Ahzeh...

What was in Tho? drink?!

Nectar of love...

My foo?!

L_os'r my love...

/\/\y hear? is shattered!

Now li'r'rle pieces of my heart are buzzing around me like Flies...

Done?

$'rop behaving lil

Someone iusf snatched your favourite 'roy!

Your heorf is iusf fine!

What do you even know about heartbreak!

Sorry, only you know everything!

Listen!

A Thousand people have their heart broken every day...

And I've been down fhof road!

You've never even been in 'rhe neighbourhood!

You're not even in love!

You know what...

Come.

Lie down here.

- Ahzeh, I'm no'r in The mood for sex... - I'll slop you again!

Lie down!

Lie down!

Now...

Does if hurt?

That's heartbreak.

NOW?

I'm okay.

This is Lisa!

Heartbreak! Lisa!

Heartbreak! Lisa!

I understood, I've got if!

Good!

Now please go home! The high mus'r hove worn 0H.

This is Heartbreak Hotel, my friend... You have 'ro be qualified!

You've driven me mod oll night... Go away!

There she is... /\/\s. Gone Girl, herself.

I'm sorry, Ayon...

I 'rruly om.

Will you coll me?

No.

No.

Jesus be with you.

Both of you.

Lisa!

Lisa!

Lisa!

Ye evil shrew!

Ye wayward Wench!

/\/\cJy fhee be cffoclCd by The Firefh oi: c: Thousand suns!

Burneih, Thee shrew! This is The beshrew of o wrong'd misiress!

Beshrew!

Beshrew?

What's Thai?

Curse!

PIeQse don? curse me.

Be gone, evil Wench!

If Thee ev'r showefh Thy face again, thee sholl be ruin'd!

I'll help her with the bogs.

Are you crazy?!

Quf of here, block-headed Wench!

I've been dreaming of talking like that For years!

I'm having The best Time!

Now what?

NOW?

Now! Recovery Retreat!

Recovery Retreat?

Recovery Retreat! Heartbreak Hohdoy, dude...

I 'rolol Dad that I've been hurf because o? him...

...now I need 'ro go and recover!

The plan is... Paris!

What are you doing this weekend?

I'm very busy... CIQsses, appointments...

Shuddop! You're Free!

Tell your father... I've kidnapped you.

Excited!

Why are you so clingy?

What's The rating of This pkzce?

5 stars! 3 for The hofel and 2 for us!

1 you + 1 me equals 1 room?

2 hotel rooms = over budget!

What if you fake advantage of me?!

ShUT up!

Wow, nice!

Yeah, man! I love hofel rooms!

I wish I could live in c: hotel Forever!

Exczcflyl!

New beds, new pillows!

New soap, new shampoo! For Heel

Minibar!

That's no'r free! You have 'ro pay for if!

And you know who? The best porf is?

Room Service!!!

I'll Find c: menu.

Ahzeh, have you ever had pczrofho and eggs?

Like you'll get that here!

No no...

Thai Feeling I gef when I ecaf that...

I'm getting that feeling Today...

Like my heczrf is full.

You know?

I never wcznf 'ro lose this Feeling.

I know that feehng...

I feel like I'm sforring in my own film...

I wcmf 'ro dance, I wont 'ro sing, I wont 'ro go crazy on The streets!

FeeYmg hdt, hot hot...

You think I'm nuts...

I\lo, dude... I've gof Bollywood in my blood, foo.

I wont 'ro wear sorees and run around mountains, foo!

The hills are olive...

BUT you know whczf...

I still have one unrequited Bollywoool dream...

Which one?

The airport dream.

The dirporf dream. For so long I dreamed That I would be That girl...

...'rhe one the boy chased Through the airport and conressed his love.

Twice I Thought he'd come...

Both 'rimes I waited For him...

And both Times, he didn't come.

/\/\c1olemoiselle, we ore Private Jef peolole. We don't have airport dreams.

We're young, we're free and you're in Paris...

...wi'rh The future /\/\ohol. Rafi!

What's your point, dude?

- Now?! - Now what?

Pknn?

PICK]?!

Wu“ §or 'W...

(Di, Hero!

Come up!

Help!

Do you know how To 'rie c: soree?

I know how 'ro fake I'r off...

Disgusting...

'l\low, le'r's lecJrn how 'ro fie c: simple scJreeQ

Ensure your pefiicoof and blouse ore mofchingQ

Now, this is how 'ro sforf draping c: sczree...

Okay?

Okay“-

Ahzeh, if I go around you again... we'll have 'ro get married!

Just shut up.

I'll slop you!

Sforf plec1fing like so... and fuck if in.

Sexy...

No': sewer “won you...

ShoFs ready!

And so om I!

/\/\y morning prayer!

Are you serious?

Do you even see who? I'm wearing?!

Idiot!

Get up now! Come on!

Where's my iczckef?

You know, you're useless!

Dude... BoHywoocl people care nuts!

L'r's foo Freaking cold For romance!

Come on in!

You should be cczHed l-lenessy, not Alizeh.

Cognczds not rec1lly Iiquor.

Cf course if is! Give I'r here!

You really like me...

You really like me.

Like really, recJHy, reclly like me.

Don't lie... because I've noticed.

Yeah...

I really like you!

Why? Quick, fell me.

I don't know, man...

The first time we me'r...

...when we spent The night 'rc1ll

I iusf go'r the feeling 'rhczf you're my friend...

/\/\y best Friend...

...c1nol always will be.

I don't know...

You know, I wasn't popular in schooL.

They Thought I was o weirdo, freak, introverted...

And honestly, I'r mode no difference...

You know why?

Because I knew I was holding on 'ro my personality...

I was waiting 'ro find fhof one person...

...who gof my weirdness.

So... best Friend, huh?

Besfesf friend!

And... you're not attracted to me?

No...

What's wrong?

Egds c: bit bruised...

Are you attracted?

Like...

...c1 lo'r?

Not c: lo'r... But... yeah I om.

Don't feel weird... I don't love you or anything.

No, no... I know that

You know, I'm reczHy happy we're Friends...

I Feel Thai somefimes lus'r iusf kills Friendship...

Love is passion...

...bu'r friendship is peace.

And I never, ever wont To lose the peace between us.

Girlfriend, boyfriend, husband, wife...

when those relationships die... The people iusf lec1ve.

And I never wont 'ro leave you, Ayon...

- Never? - Never.

Wow, I Feel c:ll mushy...

What do I do?

Go ahead...

I'm Feeling c: li'r'rle mushy, mysehc...

Give me c: hug...

I've decided that...

Whof?

I've decided we're sfdying here another week!

Ch, no... I'm reolly busy... Meetings, appointments...

Shuddop! You're Free!

Qkoy, I om!

- SO good? _ Yes» F>OOpiel Yes!

Can we get Two beers and something 'ro eat... like pecmufs...

Peanuts... you know, peanuts?

Kidding... iusf beer, please!

Stop storing and pay!

Ayon, I need 'ro go...

I need 'ro get ou'r of here...

You can sfoy if you want, I iusf need 'ro go.

CDne sec, I'll organize the plane...

I'll walk home i1' I have To, I iusf need 'ro go right now!

Where's my stuff?

This room is such c: mess...

Alizeh are you okay?

Alizeh... are you olrigh'r?

Are you okay, Ahzeh?

I'm fine,Ayc1n! Jusf sfop- I'm fine!

I'm fine!

I'm fine!

He can't come back...

I don"rwc1n'r'ro see him.

He was gone. I erased every froce of him...

He cc1n"r come back, do you understand?

Yeah, Captain... Terminc1l FBC) 4, right?

Qkczy... 45 min ufes.

Thank you so much!

Ahzeh... Ahzeh!

Sir, please! She doesn't wont 'ro folk 'ro you!

Who The hell is This? Your lover?

- I'm her friend. - I wasn't speaking 'ro you!

Well, she doesn't wont 'ro speck 'ro you!

Sfoy ou'r of I'r, man! This is between us!

Sir, please!

- Hands off! - Or else?

Stop if! Sfop if!

Stop if!

I love you, AIiZeh...

Come on, Alizeh

I know I mode mistakes, bu? how much longer will you punish me...

You can't iusf cu'r me c>u'r of your life offer all these years...

Come on, le'r's go...

Alizeh, please give me c: chance...

Ay can...

Go.

Go...

Okay, I'm righf here... I'll waif...

No, Ayon...

Go...

To London?

Ahzeh, The pknne won't come back For you...

I'll find my way...

Okay“-

Toke core.

Ever been suddenly flopped?

That's love.

And if only hits you harder, when There's someone else involved...

Why is There ever someone else?

- Hello? - Ayon?

Ahzeh! Hi!

Where ore you?

Where are you?! I've been calling you For days!

Please leave a message aPrer the Tone...

Please leave a message... Even your vaicemail's Full!

Where are you?!

In Lucknow...

Lucknowmwhy?

I'm here with Ali...

Ali... Right...

Some Highf...

Passenger sedr...

Together... Some plane?

- What ore you saying?! I'm with AH...

Did you sleep with him?

- Aycnn! What?!

Don't lie 'ro me...

I know you had sex with him.

He's your lover now...

Boyfriend...

Back together...

Are you drunk?!

You're the one who's drunk!

You soicl you never wanted To see him again!

I know, Aye n...

But people in love are liars.

This isn"r love... i'r's weakness!

Ali's my weakness...

Alizeh, he's going 'ro leave you.

Then don't coll me... I'm very busy!

I know you're being protective...

You're c: goddamn Fraud!

Fake! Liar!

You can soy who? you wont...

Bu? I love him...

- I con"r help I'r... I really love him.

- He's very sorry...

- He even cried!

Bu? Ahzeh, I cry c1ll The Time...

Where do you {if in 'ro c1ll of This?!

Yeah...

What does I'r have To do with me?

Ayon, lis'ren... l'r's important.

Ali's going on four For c: year... and he wants me 'ro go wifh him.

- He wants To marry me and...

- ...he proposed.

Whof did you soy...

- Yes, what else?!

- /\/\um and Dad hove kicked me ou'r...

...'rhey won't come for The wedding, either...

- Some of Ali's useless cousins will be of the wedding...

- Will you come from my side... For me?

L don't have c: visa...

- Yo, /\/\r. Britain! I'll organize c:ll of Thai...

- So... You'll come?

Hello? Ayqn?

AVON?

C)? course I will!

Thank you, man...

- Dude, I love you...

- Soy congratulations!

Hi, bro!

Ahzeh...

Weds...

AV QM!

Aycnn! You're spinning like c: fop!

You're seriously like Mohd. Rczfi!

I was wrong about you, man!

You rec1lly con sing!

Forget this MBA... Follow your dreams!

Not like you can't afford to!

Today you song with such...

Pain?

Love?

Ay can...

Tell me, Ahzeh...

Did I sing with love today?

Who was if For?

Who was I'r for...

Should I 'rell you?

- No... - Bu? you mus'r know.

I love you, Alizeh.

I love you...

I'm madly in love with you.

And now, it's foo late...

Now, I wont Thai DJ Ali 'ro die in The wedding procession...

And from Thai shock, I wont you 'ro die, foo.

If I can't have you, no one con.

Aye n... Plec1se...

Please, Ayon!

You wont To know what if feels like?!

I'll show you...

AV QM!

Ahzeh...

Ahzeh...

Ahzeh...

Ahzeh...

Ahzeh...

Ahzeh...

Ahzeh...

Ahzeh...

Alizeh!

/\/\c1y deofh do you'll port, /\/\rs. DJ Ali...

Hove c: great life...

I'r's c1ll good.

/\/\c1y I sif here?

/\/\y wife's sifting there.

I don't see anyone.

Excuse me, mobm...

May I si'r There?

Yeah, sure...

Thank you.

Hello!

Hello.

Grapes?

There are c1 lo'r of empty seofs...

Bu? I don"rwc1n'r'ro be alone.

L was cf c: wedding...

/\/\y best Friend's wedding!

L left Tho? hoHwoy.

Book or the wedding?

Both...

British Passport!

British Passport!

I was born in England. You foo?

Some pinch...

I'm on my way 'ro FronkfurfJ/io Dubai.

YOU?

Vienna.

Vic Dubai?

Some pinch!

So what's up? Whdr do you do?

Write.

Nice 'ro meef you, /\/\s. Wright I'm Ayczn.

I write poetry.

/\/\y name is Scuba.

Oh!

Too good...

We'll chef on The flight...

Woif "ril you hear some of my stories...

WhoFs up?

Chatter is c: Fool's pursuit

Your eyes can't hide who? your words conceal.

Why hide your fears?

Don't imprison Them...

Lef Them be free...

I'm very sod...

- That's me... - That's me.

Listen, if was rec1lly amazing meeting you...

Thanks for listening...

And sorry... l think... l Fell asleep, Talking.

Well, you were even Talking in your sleep...

Shit! What did I soy?

Relax.

Ay can...

I know words can't always heal scars fhof run so deep...

But words are all I hove...

So here, This is for you!

I hope I'r helps c: li'r'rle...

And I? words aren't your thing...

Maybe The number will help.

Have c: nice Flight.

Thank you! Some 'ro you!

People always say heart over mind...

Bu? when the heorf breaks...

Shouldn"r you follow your mind?

Hello?

- Chatter is c1 fool's pursuit... or so I've heard...

- But old habits die hard...

I've been rather impatient For This cc:ll...

Hello?

Sorry, my cheeks ore Turning pink...

You make me blush...

I'r's True, Though...

You've fold me everything about you...

wand you know nothing about me...

- Why do you think I'm here? - Where?

Vienna...

Whof are you doing here?

Crossed The boundary 'ro cross some boundaries...

That's Tough...

- I con handle Tough...

Get 'ro work, then... See you tonight of 8?

- I'll send you The address...

Qkczy... Cf your house, right?

You wish...

Good morning...

Morning...

Slept Well?

Hmm...

I mode breakfast For myseh', I hope you don't mind...

I'd have mode you some...

But I didn't know who? you'd like.

You know nothing about me.

I go'r 'ro know quite c1 bif losf nighf...

Passion isn't Familiarity...

I'm blushing again...

Change of Topic!

I read some of your poetry...

I'r's beautiful.

C3lcnd you liked Them...

I don? gef much appreciation For my poetry...

There's so much ongsf in your poems...

Angst will always find angst...

Con I sfeol I'r for my music?

CorefuL. I hove on excellen'r lawyer...

He didn't even spore my ex-husbond!

Divorced!

Why so pleased?

Of course! You're single...

Happily divorced...

wand I have no regrets...

Tohir and I are very good friends.

Every poefess should marry cf leczsf once...

A happy marriage means c: good life...

...on unhappy one meons good poetry!

By the way, I was kidding...

if you need my poetry... Go ahead.

Thanks...

...bu'r who? I need is you.

I don't wont 'ro be needed...

I wont 'ro be desired.

You're relentless...

Like o walking-Talking Ghohb...

...who'r om I supposed 'ro soy?

Your silence said more than enough...

Don't worry...

I have no room For c: rekzfionship in my life...

Not anymore...

There's more than one kind of relationship...

...bu'r only I? you're up for if.

What are The rules like?

Easily broken...

SQ you get my poefry...

The chance To drown your sorrows...

Who? do I get?

I thought I was enough.

"I seek the truth that pierces the darkest night..."

"I seek The devofion I surrendered in your stead..."

"I have known The virtue Thor surrender proffers..."

"BUT I seek Thai heaven for which I have bled."

ls This supposed 'ro be good?

I don't gef if...

Didn't you soy he was world Famous?

He is...

People really admire his work...

And you?

You're awkward.

A little...

You con leave, if you like...

And leave you alone with him?

No way...

I'm dying 'ro meet your ex-husbcnncl.

How come?

Just...

- Tohir... - Hi...

Your Focebook 'rells me foo many Things have changed...

Like the colour of your walls...

...c1nol the claim 'ro your heart...

Ayon.

Fantastic work, sir!

Sir? Rec1lly...Sir?!

Are you frying 'ro make me sound old?

By the way, he doesn't cc1ll you mdczm does he?

- You think?! - I don't know!

So you're the one... who's keeping her up of night...

Why waste 'rime on sleep?

Sleep is critical...

“for her 'ro dream about me?

Oh, now I definiTely won't le'r her sleep.

I can't see this...

Change of Topic!

Besides, you've fulfilleol your dreams...

Your new work is very inferesfing.

Acfuczfly, fonfosfic!

Without c1 lover in his arms, who? else is c1 mcm 'ro do...

- Do you guys rehearse These fines? - No, 'ro'rolly nofurc1ll

Ah, natural...

People often shroud Their fear with words...

Cur relc1'rionship may have changed...

"but the fear remains.

Why did I'r change...

If I may ask?

Maybe you should be asking The person...

...whose nights are now yours...

People often falter...

...on The slippery slopes of relationships...

Yeah...

You could have shown me c: better way...

Lei the one who is los'r, Find his own way...

I hate you.

A li'r'rle... no, c: lo'r.

Such haired... so soon? Give me o chance...

Hating you is completely iusfified...

Because I still love Scuba...

I gave your love c: chance...

I'r's time For you 'ro give my Friendship c: chance.

Isn't 'rhczf hard?

- Whof?

To love someone... who doesn't love you in return?

L'r's The mosf beautiful Feeling in the world...

- Doesn"r I'r make you feel weak? - Not of c1ll.

There's nothing like the power o? unrequited love...

Unlike other bonds, if isn"r shared...

I'r's mine... and mine clone.

For o love like this, I don't need Saba 'ro love her...

There's no beffer love than That...

"If you gamble in the name of love..."

"Stoke what you like... what's 'ro fear?"

"How wonderful if you win..."

"Even if you lose... c1ll is not lost"

Don't hang UP!

Hello?

Hello?

Shit!

- Hello? - Ayon!

Where The hell ore you?!

I've been frying 'ro call you Forever!

- You blocked my number!

What did you Think I'd do?

Walk you down The aisle?

Did you marry him?

Yeah... I did.

Congratulations!

Now you're /\/\rs. DJ Ah!

/\/\us'r be stuck on him like headphones...

Ayon, s'rop your crop before I hang up.

Hellol You don't score me!

Control yourseh'!

I have c: girlfriend now.

She's rec1lly hot!

- And she writes poefry...

- You'll never get if!

Are you iecflous?

- I think you're iecflous.

No, dude...

I'm iusf rec1lly glc1d you cc1lleol.

I'm so happy!

I have 'ro go back To my dinner dofe now...

- CcznoHelif... Romantic!

Ayczn, listen...

I rec1lly missed you.

I hate you.

C) kc: y... But I missed you...

Bye.

This is Scuba... /\/\y girhcriendf

'Wow...'

'Whc1'r's she doing with you?!'

She's gorgeous?

Yeah... Way befier 'rhczn you.'

- like I'r's c1 compefifionY - T)' course if is!'

'ls DJ Ali s'rill handsome or did my curses work?

'MY PrQYers workedy

'Are you FIOPPY?'

'Yec1 h... I'm hoppyf

'Feels like I'm finolly o porf of Ali's life...'

'C)ur lives are wrapped in luggage...'

'Anol hotel rooms ore home...'

'Bu'r I'r's nice.'

There's The occasional dark cloud...'

'Bu'r other than Thai, the sun is c1lwczys shining.'

'l'm rec1lly, really happy.'

'l hate you.'

'l'm coming 'ro Vienna?

'Whc1'r lolons?'

'l'm very busy...'

'/\/\ee'rings, oppoinfmenfsQ

Shuddop! You're free?

'Ol

Scuba and I would love 'ro hosf you...'

'...bu'r leove Tho? DJ Ali behincf

'He hos o concer'r, anyway... I'll be fhereF

' Hi! ' Hi!

You're dying 'ro wait by The window...

Check if she ccflled... Walk around res'rlessly...

You're no'r fooling anyone with This pose...

What? Me? Why? I'm 'ro'rolly chi“...

I'm cool!

Someone's of The door...

Go... She's here.

Hi!

AV QM!

Hi... Cold outside?

What are you doing?

Didn't bring any wine? Howers? Thorns? Nothing?

Should I have?

Saba!

AIiZeh.

Welcome home...

- So Ahzeh... - So nice To mee'r you...

Heard so much about you... AH good Things, I hope!

W hot“?

No... iusf... frying 'ro ease The tension!

(Bet c: hold on yourself...

The "rension' will disappear? Come...

- You know how girls con be! - Sexist remark...

- I\lo'r appreciated! - I\lo'r of all!

Give our infelligence ifs due!

Wine?

Maybe lofer...

Ah, okay...

But, Saba...

Beauty like yours often overshodows infelligence...

Ask Those oi: us who live 0H our personality...

Beoufy fades, Alizeh...

Buf Death, himself, can't kill personohfy...

Wow... So the poetry rec1lly was yours!

I Thought Aycm was iusf copying if 0H The infernef!

If if weren't For poetry...

...I'd have died o Thousand living deaths already...

Cheese?

Will I sound phony if I praise you some more?

Nof of 0H... Please go ahead...

NO iudgmenfs!

Pictures do you no iusfice...

You're even more beautiful in person.

Ch, so those pictures were To show you...

To make her ieolous...

...bu'r why wosfe envy on the resentful?

Wow, Ayczn...

Sobo, looks like you've hod on influence...

A li'r'rle bif Qf n...

A li'r'rle 'ro go...

Well, it's no'r envy...

Buf you can? sing 'ro c: mute person...

mcmcl expecf Them not 'ro Feel inferior!

Speaking of singing... This is my Favourite song...

"O lover, don't ask me 'ro love like I did before..."

"O lover, don't ask me..."

To love like I did before.

Dinner?

Bread?

Why didn"r you bring Ah?

He had c: concert. so...

DJ Ali's super busy, you see...

Why do you keep colling him that? Like it's on insul'r...

Not of 0H!

Who doesn't dream o1' making people dance on their fingertips?

Ahzeh, may I ask you something personal?

If you don't mind...

Sure...

How did you no'r Foll in love with someone so charming?

Charming for you, maybe...

He was c1 big baby when I mef him...

He cried on the streets, cried in my arms...

Reolly?!

Ayon... ls This o complimen'r or c: slight?

You've never cried in my arms...

How could I cry in your arms...

...when I'm so distracted by my other feelings...

You gof lucky, Ayqn!

Sobds wonderful.

Anyway...

- Thank you For dinner. - Go 'ro he“!

Thank you For dinner”?!

You're soullessl

Don"r you have any feelings?!

Not ieolousy, not guilt...

- Nothing?! - I feel everyfhing, Ayon!

Bu? you'd never understand I? I 'rold you...

You'd iusf misconsfrue I'r all!

You're c: goddamn child!

You've got everything!

(Bocfls, passion, c: relationship...

Why ore you still so stubborn?!

Because I am!

I'm stubborn because I'r's my heart!

What are you going 'ro do about if?!

Why can't you love me?

I do love you, Ayon...

Just not The woy you wont me 'ro...

Why?

I can't... Please...

- I don't wont 'ro be sehtish, Ayon- - Get los'r.

L'r's over, Aye n.

L'r's over.

I lied...

First 'ro you...

Jrhen 'r0 myseH.

I lied that I don't have lolc1ce for love...

I'm folling in love with you, Ayon...

And Today, I finolly unolersioool that you con never love me...

...'rhe way you love Alizeh...

And still...

I love you...

What do I do?

Saba, you've always known...

I can't do This, Ayon...

I've been down This road...

I'r's broken me once before...

Subs...

Hesse don“: Hy 'so change my mud...

If you 'rry...

I'll give in...

If I give in...

I'll {all apart ogoin...

We can't choose who 'ro Foll in love wifh...

But we can choose when 'ro Walkaway.

Go, Ayon...

Go...

l_e'r me go...

Please...

Please... le'r me go...

I can? go on like This...

So I have To go, okay?

Qkczy?!

I have 'ro go...

If I can? do if...

Jrhen you hove 'ro be the stronger one.

Okay?

' Okay? ' OkOy...

Thanks... Good iob on the mix!

Thanks

Hey, Ayon!

- Hey, Ali! - What's up, man?

- Avoiding me? - Avoid... no...

Congratulations... You song rec1lly well...

Thanks...

Looks like you're doing well...

Well, I couldn"r be Mohammad Rafi...

...bu'r I've Found some love on the Internet...

Great...

- All good, otherwise? - Yeah, c1ll good... Superb...

Sorry...

I'm finding this formality reolly funny...

The 'rru'rh is that I'd been hoping 'ro run info you...

So I could beof you up...

You have no ideo how much I wanted To beof you up, DJ Ali!

Nice...

Why'd you feel fhof way?

Because of how you fel'r.

Your love was so strong that mine couldn"r live up 'ro if.

Who? else have I ever done...

Song some songs... and fell in love.

You're fortunate...

Not everyone con love so foifhfuHy...

How's Alizeh doing?

You're serious? You don't know?

I don't know... what?

Congrofukzfions, man...

She left me.

Maybe I couldn't love her the woy she wanted me 'ro...

I haven't seen her in 'rwo years...

Even her parents haven't heard from her.

Losf I heard, she was in London, but I don't have The defoils...

Why didn't she coll you?

Everyone knows love is crooked...

But 'ro Find peace in 'rhczf crooked love...

...is c: giH only Few have.

- This?!'

This is my happy plc1cel'

And when There's nothing lef'r...

Jrhey Find shel'rer in that crookedness...

'l come here when The world gets foo much...'

Crooked love.

'When I wont 'ro spend time with mysel¥...'

Because this is The only place on eorfh that knows...'

'...'rho'r love is crooked...'

'Crooked.'

AVON?

Avon?!

Hi!

Where have you been?!

Where the hell were you?!

Where the hell were you?!

No one hos o clue where you are...

Who ore you?

/\/\oloysion Airlines?

You think if'll make a difference I? you disappear?!

I've been lying here For 2 days like c: homeless mcm...

I'm frozen Through!

This is the cone and This is the ice cream!

Haven't ea'ren, haven? slep'r... Not used The loo for any business!

What if you'd showed up?!

- Where the hell were you?! - Slop you!

Why'd you shove your head?!

Why ore you bold?!

I'm dying, you idiot!

Means?

WhOT?!

AT least give me c: hug!

Dying means what?

What do you mean dying?!

Love is like cancer.

Comes without warning...

...c1nd destroys you in ifs woke.

This can't be happening, Ahzeh...

Well... l'r's happened.

I Thought I was so cool...

Love Turned me info such c1 loser.

Ali was making me czcf insane...

From checking his phone, 'ro following him around...

- I'd sfopped being his wife 'ro czcf like c: parole officer.

I can't even really complain...

I was even willing 'ro overlook the cheating...

Thankfully...

I finolly gathered the lc1s'r shreds of my dignity...

mcmcl left him.

- I decided 'rhd'r my husband does not control my seH-worfh.

AH that anger, haired, bc1lleol up in my Throat...

I dismissed I'r as cm effecf of The circumstance...

The doctors cc1lleol I'r cancer.

- Sfroighf To 4H1 sfoge!

I never even scored that high in school, man!

But look of you!

You've gone from iusf Ayon Sanger 'ro /\/\r.Ayc1n Singer!

H' you even Think of dying... I'll kill you.

Now Thor you're here... I don't ever wont 'ro die.

So, what will you have?

Hi... Just some muesli with srrczwberries, please.

- /\/\uesli with strawberries...

- And how about you?

Some!

' Okqy]

Ch, nothing... Jusf donated my hair online...

iBhokfLcom?

/\/\cJy This bold head shower you with blessings...

Cool.

Seriously?

You coll that o reaction? So low-key?

Ahzeh, I iusf donated my hair... And you're giving me can lrfczn Khan store?

A li'r'rle over-fhe-fop won"r hurt!

Ayon, have you gone nuts?

Toke c: look of yoursehc!

You look hot, man!

Hot!

You'll be fighting girls off... We'll have 'ro coll security!

Seriously?!

- Reofly?! - Yeah!

- Should I come There 'ro 'rry my luck? - Come on over!

You're mod!

Goodbye, hoirbrush!

Now, lis'ren...

I have no real religion...

Buf I only believe in one religion.

RD. Burmofis music!

If we both look like Captain Picorol anyway... le'r The Sfczrship Enferprise Hy!

We're young, we're free and we're ready...

...'ro le'r The freak flog Hy...

...wi'rh Jolly Good Bollywood!

Your Tea, madam!

Careful, it's hof!

- Did I'r burn you? - A li'r'rle...

- Hi... - Hi!

Ay can...

Sorry...

AcfucJHy, sorry but I'm not sorry.

Who': do you wank Horn me?

What do I do?

You think I'm dying 'ro sleep with you...

I'm dying for you 'ro love me...

I've fried everything...

Staying away, staying close, another relcnfionship...

Bu? I can't. I can't get you ou'r of my head!

Who? does DJ Ali have fhczf I don't?

If I get some foffoos and sforf spouting poetry...

Will you love me then?

Will I finolly be worthy of your love?

Because I'll do if.

I con do if.

I'm Talking To you.

Yeah, run away...

Not like you have onyfhing 'ro soy...

Ahzeh...

- I can break Things, foo! - That's c: pressure cooker!

L_e'r if burst fhen!

What do you wont me 'ro do?!

- Lie 'ro you? - Yes, lie 'ro me!

- L can? he! - Why not?! You're dying, anyway!

Live or die, I will no'r lie To you!

This is the only honest Thing in my life,Ayc1n!

Can't you love me instead of DJ Ali?

This IS love, Ayon...

- This isn"r love. - This IS love for me, Ayon!

Ayon, this is bigger Than love... This is The greofesf love of my life.

I don? wont this kind of lo\/e.

You're my friend...

AAY fgmfly...

My everything!

You're iusf no'r my lover.

Why not? I con be your lover, foo!

AVON!

Thai kind of love hos only destroyed me... Do you wont To be destroyed?!

Yes, I do. I wont 'ro be destroyed.

This Thing we have between us... Cur friendship...

I'r's my greofesf strength.

Love is my weakness...

Why don't you understand that?

Because c1 men and c1 women cannot be iusf friends!

Go...

Ge': ou': 0% here...

Go.

I can? explain This 'ro you anymore...

I? you can't unclersfond, iusf leave...

Toke your stuff and get out!

Gef out!

Get out, Ayczn!

Ahzeh...

Ahzeh, I'm sorry...

I'r's c: strange story... of Love and Friendship.

Love, the hero... and Friendship, the heroine.

The awful Thing is Thai Love never unclersiood Friendship.

'I do love you, Ayon... Jusf no'r The way you wont me 'ro.'

- 'Love is possionf

- '...bu'r friendship is peoce.'

One night fired and weary, Love Threw c: 'rcznfrum...

Like c: spoil'r child... Stupid!

And whof did Friendship do?

Ahzeh...

Friendship threw o fonfrum, foo, and left in o huH.

And where else do heroines go?

The airport

- 'Ayc1n... I'm going back home...'

And Love freaked ou'r...

- 'l hope one day you'll understand my love...'

When Love realised Thai Friendship is leoving him forever... He ron.

And how he ran!

In Taxis...

Heofhrow Airport!

In Trains...

He ran!

He didn't stop 'ro breathe...

Because Love knew... Friendship was about To breathe her las'r...

And he wonfed to be with her "ril her los'r moments.

That was Love's right.

I need 'ro gef To BA 10'?!

I'm sorry, the gofe dosed 2O minutes ago!

Hos The Highf Token off?

L'r's about 'ro go!

- Hello? - Ahzeh!

I'm of the airport! I'm here!

Please don't go Alizeh, please sfoy!

Ayczn, I'm faking off.

Hello?

Ahzeh...

You can't die...

- Mdom, keep Tho? oxygen mask on.

Ahzeh, lis'ren 'ro him... Put I'r back.

Ay can...

I'm acting, I'm not recJHy dying...

Don't reczcf... We'll get caught

l-low else do you runaway from c: runway?

Cancer's gof To hove some perks...

You come 'ro the airport, Ayon...

You fulfilled my dream!

Ahzeh, I'm sorry for lc1s'r night.

Friendship doesn't know sorry's and Thank you's...

I swear I'll never trouble you about this again...

Because, Ayon...

I'r's c: lo'r like love!

I Friend you.

I friend you, foo.

I friend you for life...

I friend you, foo, for whofever life is left

Come, now, sing something...

Anything you like... I'm sick!

Interview done?

Okay“-

Hey... con I sing something?

Done.