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She was like...
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Hello, my love. How are you?
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You smell like KFC. Have you been
crying?
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No. Hmm.
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Well, go. Hop in the shower.
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Everyone's gonna be here soon.
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Do we have to go in costume?
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I can't have my tits out when I'm
dressed as a little MÄori girl about to
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whale. Yeah, and you're gonna have to
participate.
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Don't ruin the vibe, okay? This party
was practically made for me.
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Pua, it's a mean MÄori mean party.
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And you're Tongan. It's hardly made for
you.
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Semantics. Gee.
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Oh, by the way, your cousin's here.
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Oh.
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Fuck with G!
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Sorry.
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You look really pretty.
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I'm so excited for the party.
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Can't get lazy I like to mix
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it up. I like to beat it up. I like this
then I like to flip it up
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Brownies, but they don't have any weed
in them because I made them at the
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Kohanga and you can't give kids weed Put
some orange in it because I feel like
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it just gives it something a little bit
special, you know?
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I hope they have the food at home
because I'm hungry You're always hungry
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got the beer?
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Nah, shit, I forgot, Tom Nah, I was just
joking, man I got the beer
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Good. You all good?
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Yeah, all good.
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Geez, the lineup here is thin.
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Are you guys in there?
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We'll be out soon.
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I'll just stay out here.
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Honestly, your cousin is fine. She's
just a little basic.
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My mum insists on me inviting her to
everything.
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Yeah, well, think about it girl.
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Her dad's dead.
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You can't be so heartless.
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How's your Beyonce costume going?
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Yeah, well, I got me some feather boots.
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No fucking way.
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Who the fuck keeps texting?
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Ma, you un -wash, dick -hugging hoe.
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I'm literally washing!
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Get out of here. Wash all you want and
go and do nothing.
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I love a costume party.
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Who the fuck keeps texting?
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It better not be that balangi.
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Hey, girl's gonna ape. But his name is
Carl.
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What's wrong with Carl?
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Well, think about it. Aw, yeah, fuck me,
Carl.
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Is that hot?
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No, it doesn't get anybody wet.
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Well, I had no problems.
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Oh, help!
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I just sent the poop emoji.
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Give it.
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What's happening?
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He keeps trying to guess what I am.
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You know Pakeha boys, they love that
half -brown shirt.
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Aw, I love Pocahontas.
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See, what did I say?
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Um, see the thumbs up emoji?
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Yeah, no.
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Um, we're sexting, my love. I'm not
texting your nana.
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Oh, that is rude.
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Yeah, and basic.
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Yeah,
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you know, gotta make them work for it.
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Um, yeah, what's up with straight guys
and jizzing all over everything?
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Oh
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If you want me to be real, if you want
me to be real... Stop, Reg.
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Whoa, Greg.
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Check out that feed.
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Todd, how come you never get us a feed
like this?
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I made you toast yesterday.
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You just need to put the bread in the
toaster.
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Hey, don't laugh. It was really good
toast.
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It was all right.
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How come you're not in costume yet?
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Later, we're playing Fuck, Marry, Kill.
Do you two want to play?
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Oh, I'm good.
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Calm down. We've got to get straight.
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Yeah, I'm in. Yeah, pow.
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Uh, marry, fuck, kill.
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That'd be John Campbell, Sonny Bill
Williams, and, um,
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John Key.
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Okay, wow.
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Um,
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it's hard.
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Yep. Um, I cannot fuck Sonny Bill,
because who wouldn't? Um,
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and then...
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Marry John Key, kill John Campbell.
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John Key over John Campbell, that's
outrageous.
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Well, Key had like 10 houses.
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I'd go then.
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Who was that? I look like Sonny Bull.
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Whatever.
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You should
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just take it. I'll make you a drink
while you wait.
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Tequila with lemon.
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Yeah, I've been busy.
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Yeah.
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Well,
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I like heating milk.
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Um, couple months?
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No, sorry, Mum.
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Prime Minister, yeah, I know.
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Pro -thing.
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She's busy.
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Well, we're going to a party.
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Don't be mean to her.
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I'm not mean.
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Get this sour face.
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She's fragile.
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Well, what about me? What if I'm
fragile?
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Don't be stupid. Mum, we're putting on
our costumes now. Um, I gotta go.
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Are you on the pill?
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Have you taken it today?
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Ah, Mum!
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How do I look?
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Amazing. I feel like I'm in the presence
of Beyonce herself.
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Of course you do.
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How is Beyonce, I think? Well, you know,
she's back. We're about halfway there.
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That's a bit of a stretch.
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Don't do it. I'm not the one out here
sexting Car the Pagani. He's really hot,
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though.
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God, what a waste.
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Oh no!
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What's your costume?
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Jake the Moth
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And what's Warriors?
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Yeah, the one and only.
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Isn't that, like, controversial?
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Oh, don't start anything now, Samantha.
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Yo,
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hurry up, it's about to rain. Who's got
the keys?
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Liz has got the keys. Liz!
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Liz! Wait, Liz, open the van.
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Um, I don't think I'm going to come to
the party.
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What? You're the sober driver.
Everyone's been drinking.
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Come on, it'll be mean.
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Why don't you want to come to the party?
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Ask Hepps.
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Why don't you want to come to the party?
Um, what do you mean I'm coming to the
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party?
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Well, I don't think you should go
dressed like that. Hey!
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Okay, look, my hair is about to get wet.
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Go get your cousin. Okay, look, what's
wrong with how he's dressed?
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Unlock the fucking van!
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the subtlety of your personality yeah no
we all look really lovely tonight i
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obviously look the best ma whale rider
vibe smarty princess i love it me too
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going out the whale you're doing your
best shout out to you ma got any
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snacks in your bag good luck while this
girlie has to calm down some wet wipes
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yeah girl i do though to keep fresh
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Man, I'm hungry, yes.
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You just had a feast. What are you? Me?
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Well, I'm just me.
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It's a costume party. You can't not come
in a costume.
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Yeah, but it's a mean Maori mean party.
And what's not mean Maori mean about me?
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Puno. Take the fucking mark.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, my God. I can't be silent.
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Bitch, are you ever... Are we still
going to this thing?
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Does no one else have a problem with
Hep's Jake the Musk costume?
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Are you serious? Is that why you nearly
killed us?
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Hey, look, that's just a dumb thing
people say. Don't take it so serious.
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We're still in the middle of the race.
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Seriously? People think it's completely
fine to say and have been saying it for
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years to the point where they think that
Jake the Musk equals Maori male.
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I think that's a bit of a problem. I
don't think so.
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How is that our problem?
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What do you mean? This affects MÄori. I
think I put some chips onto here
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somewhere. Yeah, but take the muscle in
every MÄori. And as long as we know
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that, then we're all good.
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Everything else, it's not really our
problem.
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That's not how it works. Yeah.
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Guys, who cares?
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We're all like half cut and, you know,
no one's making sense. So let's just go.
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If I could just say one thing.
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Shut up.
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Perhaps I didn't know that you came as
Jack the Muff at all. I thought you just
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came as yourself.
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Wait, what?
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I mean, you just look like yourself.
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Well, I don't look like him.
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But you dress like him. See, that's my
point.
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Well, I mean, I'm not in a gang, first
off.
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Jack the Muff isn't in a gang. Have you
seen it, maybe? Shut up.
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Yeah, I've seen the bit where he talks
about the egg and does the white thing.
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That's like ten minutes of the movie.
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You haven't seen all of it?
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Fuck whatever, Liz. Can you just lay off
him, Liz? Don't be so judgy.
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Judgy? Ma, you've been calling me a
custard cream since forever.
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Custard cream needs to crack up.
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Who am I, the bad guy?
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I should get called a Tim Tam.
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I'm not the bad guy.
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I should get called a pineapple lump up.
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I didn't get it.
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You know what?
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I've had it. I need a pee.
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Open the fucking door. Come on.
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And Liz, if nobody gets to see my
fucking outfit other than these bum
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I'm going to fucking smother you, all
right?
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Get in your shit together. Rachel, get
out. I'm coming, I'm coming. I need a
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spot.
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Look.
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I'm going to my shit.
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Um, maybe we should just go back to
talking about pregnancy, okay?
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I think it's a real shame we haven't
moved on from Jason, man.
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I don't want to keep talking about this.
Liz, stop.
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We've moved on. He's literally here in a
Jake the Musk costume.
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That's not how MÄori should be seen.
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No, I mean, we've moved on from the
argument. I don't care about the Jake
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Why don't you just fuck off, Liz?
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Who are you to say how MÄori should be
seen? I mean, fuck, we're not the same.
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We didn't grow up the same. You've got
no idea what you're talking about.
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And yeah, the Jake the Musk thing might
be fucked up, but nobody who can do
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anything about it actually gives a shit.
So fuck.
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Who cares?
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Stop her.
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You, uh, don't beef at me, you rude
little bitch. Hey, fuck off! Ugly -ass
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little kid in the front seat. Yo, okay,
so there's like a big fat guy who's big,
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man, and we need to go.
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Shit. Okay, go, bitch.
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Just drive, Liz, just drive.
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I'm going!
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What I was gonna say before was this.
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Has anyone read the book?
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What book?
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Huh?
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That's Buddy!
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Oh, you're special. Yeah, you're
special.
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Happy birthday.
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Fuck off!
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Stop lying!
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Are you gonna smoke?
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No, I'm good.
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I'll come with you, though.
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All this came forever You can't make me
forget what the story is Yes, we ain't
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together All this came forever You can't
make me forget what the story is
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Never mind me, I say it's okay now that
I'm up here. I'm always open here, why
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don't you see? So would you please stop
here, tear up my teeth, take some of my
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keys, I'm saying my keys.
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What are you doing?
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Just fuck off, man.
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Stop fucking following me, bro.
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Just fuck off, man.
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You wanna get a feed?
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Yeah.
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Hey guys, I lost my keys.
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How was the rest of your guys night?
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Check it out. One, two.
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