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Every year, retailers lose $45 billion to shoplifters. Can I leave?

No, you can't. Am I under arrest? These women are caught on hidden camera and

are prosecuted to the fullest extent, all on video, only on Shoplifter Mill.

Can you sit in that chair over the back, please?

Can you be quick about it? Just go sit down.

Okay.

I'm going to make this very easy for you.

Do you know why you're in here?

No, I don't.

It's funny because that's the thing. Everyone says when I bring them to my

office and I ask them to tell me why they're in here, they just don't seem to

know they've done anything wrong.

I'm really confused about why I'm here. Can I please just go?

All right.

This is how it's going to go.

I'm going to let you sit here for a little while and think about what you

And hopefully when I come back, you're going to own up to it. And then we can

get this sorted much more quicker than you just making out that you've done

nothing wrong.

Okay?

When I come back, I'm going to want your ID and I'm going to want a little bit

more information about you.

So think about it.

Okay? I'll be back.

Excuse me, sir. I really don't know why I'm here.

Well, you better think about why you're here. I'll be back in a minute.

Okay, how's your amnesia? Is it any better?

What?

Why do you think you're in here?

Can I just go? I have no idea why I'm in here.

Well, I'll enlighten you, because obviously your amnesia is obviously very

So, the entire office, or should I say the entire floor of the department store

is totally camera -ed, okay?

You was walking past the aisle with all the batteries in it, okay? You stopped

in front of the aisle with all the batteries in it.

When you moved past that particular aisle, there was a group of batteries,

in fact, which would have four in a packet, and there was only three in

The packet had been opened.

One battery had been taken out, leaving three left in an open packet.

Now, you were the only person that walked past that particular display.

So, it's pretty obvious to me that you opened that packet and removed one of

those batteries for whatever reason.

Which is basically shoplifting.

No, no, please, please. Can I just explain?

Yes, please do. I'd really love you to explain.

Okay, like, honestly, there's a lot of people that come to your store, sir.

I did not take a battery. I'm really confused about this whole thing. I mean,

maybe it was a kid or something who just messed with your stuff in your store.

Anybody could have taken a battery.

I'm really confused. And even if somebody did, it's just a battery.

I just go?

I'm going to be in big trouble. I'm going to be late for work. I have to go.

Well, you're in big trouble now.

That battery, that pack of batteries, I can see very clearly. We can zoom in.

It's just a battery. Can I please go? That is not the point.

Stealing is stealing. If you have removed a battery from a packet without

for it, you're shoplifting.

Okay? And if you look at that sign up there, what's that sign say up there?

Shoplifters will be prosecuted.

That is why you're in here right now.

I didn't take a battery, okay? Well, we're going to find that out, because in

little while, once I've got your ID, which I'm going to want right now. Here,

have my purse. I'll have your purse, okay?

Check it. Check it. Okay.

Want the phone out?

Two phones? What are you, some kind of drug dealer?

Of course.

I'll let you think what your business is.

Okay, well, there's your ID.

This will get something.

I'm... Sit down. Sit down. I'm writing down your information because the police

will want it. I can just call the police down and get them here and I'll let

them... I'll just leave them to you. I'll just... Face me a job. Face me a

Okay. This is my idea. Okay.

32, huh? And you're shoplifting.

I'm 34.

I wonder what your job would say when they find out you went into a department

store and shoplifted one battery. regardless of what it is. It's still a

battery.

Yeah,

it's just a battery.

Honestly, I could get fired right now because I'm supposed to be at work.

well, I'm going to photocopy your ID.

I'm going to fill out some paperwork and make a come back in.

And I hope by then you're going to produce the battery and we can clear

little matter up.

Otherwise, I'm going to be taking some mug shots of you and I'm going to be

strip searching you.

Think about that for a minute.

Strip. Yes, you have me. Strip says to you.

You're not security. You're not a police. You can't just do that.

Yes, I can.

Think about it.

Your ID, back in your bag.

Obviously the bag isn't clear, so we don't have to worry about that anymore.

There's that.

So, I have your profile and your firewall made up.

So where's the battery?

What battery?

What if it just fell off the shelf? What if the package... It opened itself and

fell on the floor.

I thought there was before where the glue came unpackaged from the plastic

keeps it inside. I've had my colleagues look around the area where the batteries

were. Please, sir, please. I'm still late for work.

We'll expedite this because what we're going to do is I'm going to wand you,

okay?

First, after I wand you, then I'm going to obviously take some stills of you,

which is obviously going to be mugshots for my file, or your file, should I say,

and then... I thought I was innocent.

Well, then we'll find them out, won't we? Okay.

We will totally find them out. So if you'd like to just stand up and I'll

quickly give you this little wand.

Please.

It's up to you.

Okay, okay.

Okay, so you can stand around facing me.

That's it, facing me. Very good.

That's it.

You seem okay there.

We'll do another one of those. Okay, so if you want to go back over there, I'm

just going to take a couple of, sorry, yeah, let me just help you. There we

Space me, and I'm going to get you to turn to the side as well in a minute.

One second.

Okay.

That's one. Now if you want to turn to the side, please, for a side profile

shot.

Now, I'm going to need you to remove that dress.

You can't just ask me to remove my dress, sir.

Well, yeah, I can, because you're in my security office, and my job is to find

lost, what should I say, stolen property.

And I need to basically find out if you're carrying that stolen property, or

phone the police and they do it. This is a nice way, instead of the police

coming here and giving you, you know, the old glove treatment.

Because that's what's going to happen.

So I think I'm a better, you're a better option really. So can you just remove

that dress?

I won't look if that's what you want.

Thank you.

Do you need a hand?

No. Okay.

Are you sure you don't need a hand with that?

I'm good.

Okay. Okay. There.

Okay, wonderful.

Done. Okay, fabulous.

Can you take it off? I need to go through the dress to see if there's any

pockets in it or somewhere where you might be able to stash something.

Thank you.

Try and tell me if you have little secret pockets cut in the lining where

sneak in a few bits and pieces and just walk out with whatever they have stolen.

Alright, well, nothing there.

Let's do another little wand on your shoulder.

Spread your legs.

Can you bend over?

I'm going to call the police if you don't do as I say. Okay.

Bend over.

What is that?

That's a metal detector, right? I eat a lot of iron.

You have a lot of iron in your blood, really? Yes, I do.

I eat a lot of kale.

Stand up.

Arms out.

Is... I... This fits.

What? I feel something.

That's in my underwear. You know what? Take your underwear off. Take your

underwear off.

Really? Yes, really.

There's something in there. I need to know what it is.

All the players.

Okay, okay. Phone call.

Underwear. Choice is yours.

Oh, my God. The fuck?

Okay, okay.

Okay.

What is this?

It's a toy.

It's a toy?

Yeah.

Do toys use batteries by chance? No, what?

Oh, what are they?

Powered by the sun these days? Huh?

I would like to see this.

I'm sure it is. Do I really have to show you? Yes, definitely.

It's all personal.

We have a toy department.

You might have nicked that from our toy department. Can I have a look at this?

This

would

take... I've seen these before.

This would take an AA battery.

Wouldn't it?

How funny.

Slippery hands. I wonder why it's slippery. Must be all that lube you've

it.

Missing battery.

So you...

part, the display, removed one battery to put it into your toy and then

stuck it back up your ass.

Look, look, look, let me explain, okay?

You know what? Take a seat.

I want to hear this. Take a seat. I'm all in.

Okay, well, I'm sure you can understand my situation, right? I just... Oh,

I'm not in your situation. Please explain this. I'm dying to hear it.

Look, it's not that big of a deal. I just, I was really...

wanting to use my toy and in the middle of it you know in the middle of shopping

you just went dead is that what you're gonna say no no no no look just listen

okay i my battery died and i just really really needed my toy i like i needed it

you know and it just died in the middle of what i was doing okay look this is

hard for me to talk about please don't interrupt it's just yeah okay it died i

wanted to come get a new battery and i didn't have the money because

Because I don't have any money on my card right now, and I just really wanted

it.

All right, let's just put this in perspective, okay?

You're 32.

What up, 33?

34. You're 34. Good.

You're late for work.

What do you think work's going to say when they find out you went into an

apartment store and because your toy's battery died, you stole one?

And ended up in my office and pretty much turned up to go to the police

you're going to get done for shoplifting.

No, no, no, no, no, please, please. Was that a clever move? Please, no, no.

Look, I know it was stupid, okay? I know it was dumb. Please, please.

I'm sure there's something we can do, like... Yeah, maybe if you can go back

time and not do it.

I'll pay for it. I'll pay for it.

So... If I went into a bank, robbed it, and then decided to give the money back,

do you think they're going to let me off because I gave the money back? Okay,

okay. You see my point?

Yes, but... Unfortunately, you're on camera, right? I found this. Now, there

two chains of command that basically have to be wiped clean for you to get

of this.

Why would I do that? What would be the point of me letting you off and risk the

chance of me losing my job?

I will seriously get fired, please. And so will I. I will be so embarrassed.

Don't you understand that?

so embarrassing you cannot let other people know please i can't let anybody

will kill me no well i can't think can you think of a way to get i mean all

right all right fine i have an idea okay so all right

i'm just gonna say it i'm just gonna say it like maybe like maybe instead

of my toys up there it could be you i'm just saying like just just Once, like,

just, you know.

So you're saying you're going to let me put my dick in your ass, is that what

you're saying? Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Huh.

No. Like, don't act like you don't want it, because I know you do.

Oh, okay. And all the guys want me, so. Oh, do they? But they can never have me,

because I have a boyfriend, okay? No, well, because you've got a toy.

I have a boyfriend, so not my pussy.

Oh, I see. That would be kidding, but, like, just this once, okay?

And then you can just act like none of this ever happened and I can go.

All right.

Well, first of all, if I'm going to do that, you're going to have to get on

knees because you're going to have to get my dick nice and hard.

I didn't agree to a blowjob.

Do you think I'm going to put my dick in your ass without getting a bit of

blowjob action first? Are you fucking for real?

It's either that or I'm just gonna pass you onto the plate. It makes... Okay,

okay, okay.

Okay.

Oh my god. Okay.

On your knees. There we go.

What are you doing? Nothing, nothing.

I just... Sometimes I document things. Anyway. Doesn't matter.

Anyway.

Now... You don't have a problem getting hard. I mean, I can just do it now.

Uh... I'd love to be really hard to go in someone's arse. And just so you know,

try and make it like you actually like it, even if it, you know, you don't.

Because I want to get Thumb and Johnny out of this, and if I'm going to rip my

job, then it better be worth it for me. You know what I'm saying?

I gotcha. Alright.

So... You can't dare it all day. I mean,

do something with it.

What, you think that's it?

Really? Oh my God.

I'm going to have to kind of blow job your boyfriend. No wonder.

Okay, okay.

That feels quite good.

Oh, I can't touch your boobs now? You've got my dick in your mouth.

I think, did it really matter at this point if I'm touching your boobs?

No, no. No? No.

You've got good boobs. I'm touching them. Sorry.

Oh, so good.

Oh, so good.

If I could just tuck you off right here.

Yeah, what does that mean?

There's your ass in my mouth. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hold on. You

offered me your ass. The deal is for your ass. This is just like an

You know? Uh -huh. The main course is your ass.

Yeah. I want both.

If you want to get away with this. I mean, you know, if you want me to

your file, get rid of the footage of you passing that so -called display, then I

want your ass as well.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh. That's good.

now you're making me feel welcome really good boobs wow

that's probably why you haven't got any money because it went into your tits

it's not your business no it's not you're right i'll just keep just quiet

let you suck my cock and

i'll

tell you when when we're done, just so you know. It isn't your decision, weigh

it over, that's mine.

Just so you know.

You're so good at that.

Are

you

getting close?

Close to what?

I don't know, close to something?

Close to wanting to fuck your ass you mean?

Yeah.

Ish, I'm getting posy -ish. Yeah, I'm getting in the mood.

Oh, fuck.

You know, I'm feeling generous today, so I'll show you what I'm going to do for

you.

Give me your hand.

I'm going to let you put a little bit of lube up there, just so it's not so

painful.

See, so I'm not a monster.

You're welcome.

Go on, put it up there.

That's it. Let me see.

That's it.

There you go.

There you go.

And so I don't do anything for you.

Thank you, sir.

How does that now? Does it feel better?

Yeah. Okay, so let's push you over here.

There's a vintage light over there. Have a look. Can you see? It's pretty by the

arse.

Oh, it does look nice.

I'll just put this in first.

Papa, what in? My dick. What do you think?

It's really tight, be careful. I'll take it slowly.

I want you to enjoy it as much as I do.

Oh it's so tight, it's so tight.

Oh it's so tight. Oh yes it is.

Yes it really is.

Oh that's just let me right in there dude.

Take it easy, take deep

breaths.

You've got a very tight heart I've got to say.

Is it good? Is it okay?

Oh, you don't think we're done yet, do you?

No, this is... Just making sure you like it, baby. Just making sure you like it.

Oh, I love it. I'm loving this right now.

I love how your ass feels.

Just fuck it. Just a little bit harder, do you?

Lovely.

Why don't we turn you around?

I'll put some more lube for you.

Here you go.

Of course I'm going to make sure you're feeling comfortable.

Enjoy it. Thank you. As much as I do.

Get up.

an extra tie again.

anything.

You need more lube?

Someone's getting into it now.

You're not afraid if you go to prison, are you?

Oh, no.

No?

So can I put it straight in or do you want me to clean it first?

Okay, okay.

I'll clean it first.

You want to clean my dick, dear? Yes.

Okay.

And then I'm going to put it in your pussy, okay?

Okay. All right?

Put you up.

Oh,

that's good.

Let me get something for you.

Don't say I'm not a good security guard. Oh, thank you, sir.

There you go.

Clean my dick and while you're down there, you can suck it again.

Uh -huh.

See?

They do have feelings.

Mm -hmm.

You can suck it really good off.

I do like the way your pussy looks. I'm actually looking forward to putting my

cock inside it.

And taste your arse as well.

Oh yes, that's sucking my fucking arse juice off it.

Yeah, that's it.

Get it wet, because

I'm going to put it right back in that pussy now.

Yeah.

There you go.

There you go.

You're so good at that.

I'm happy you came into my store and stole something today.

Come on, stand up. Good girl.

Your boyfriend's not going to know I'm not going to say a word.

This is just between me and you.

I promise, of course.

Gorgeous fucking pussy.

You feel so fucking good, baby.

Oh, I love you pussy so much.

Yes.

Oh, I'm sorry, man.

It's okay.

You can scream if you want.

My outfit is very far away from the shop floor.

It's just how I want it here.

So I'm going to make it easy. Look, that's been a little hard.

What I'm going to do is I'm going to put you right here. Come here.

Oh, come on.

There you go.

So all you've got to do is just kneel on this. There we go.

There you go. Just kneel down. That's it. Relax.

Relax.

don't worry it's not going anywhere it's just for my personal stuff it's fine

I want you to sit on my dick.

Come on, baby.

Here, come here.

Come and feel my love.

Pretty, pretty love. Okay,

this way.

You can come this way first. It's okay.

I don't want to be too hard for you. There we go.

There we go. Now you reach back. I want you to put that in your arms.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Mmm. Oh.

Oh, God.

Okay, yeah.

No,

it's there.

You want to turn around?

It's good.

It's good? Yeah.

Oh, God.

You think you can make me cum?

Yes, sir. If you make me cum, I'm going to let you go.

Oh, I can make you cum. I'm going to let you go.

Oh, I can make you cum.

Good job.

It's your freedom you're talking about.

Yes, that's it.

Make me want to come up with this beautiful big dance.

Oh, God, yes.

Oh, God, yes, that's it.

Oh.

God, now your brain, that one stops. Fuck, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That was so fucking good.

I've got to tell you.

You may have already stole the battery, but for a small indiscretion, that was

the best anal fuck I've had in a long time.

So thank you for that.

For that error in judgement.

Because I really enjoyed that.

So I'll tell you what we're going to do.

I'm going to tear up your file.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

I'm going to wipe your videos like you were never here. Oh, thank you.

And you're going to go out there in my side bathroom. You're going to clean up

and you're going to get out and you're not going to come back and steal

from my shop again.

And if you do, you might find yourself back here.

I promise.

Which is a shame. I'd like to see you again, but anyway.

Thank you so much.

Grab your stuff.

Follow the door.