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So great that your record label still finances your albums. I did that

crowdfunding thing and I made like $4 ,500.

This album's actually being financed by the Canadian government.

It is? Why? I think it's to address the declining birth rate or... Babymaking

with Bublé, the album.

Track one.

You know, you're great.

Oh, so do you.

No, thank you. Not mine, but thank you.

I'm just a bachelor.

I'm looking for a partner.

Someone who knows how to ride without even falling off.

Gotta be compatible.

Take me to my limit.

Girl, when I break you off, I promise that you won't run again. If you're

horny, let's do it.

Okay,

guys, that was actually great. I agree.

Oh my gosh, I think this song is like reversing my menopause, honestly. If I

wanted to get pregnant right now, I think I could.

There's something that you need to know. Oh yeah, these teeth are so fake.

No, it's not that.

I'm in love with you, Jen.

Michael, you are not in love with me. It's the song. It's so good. And you

you sometimes mix up smooth jazz for sexual chemistry.

I know what love feels like. What does love feel like? Like a sublime longing

give you my heart forever because to think about my life without you makes me

want to cry until I die.

Wow, you really do know what love feels like then because you basically just

described how I feel about bread.

Be my sourdough starter, Jan. Michael, we've been down this road before. I am

too much woman for you, and plus, I have a boyfriend now.

Boyfriend? A hot one. Great.

That's great, great, great, great, great, great.

Well, you don't sound great, to be honest. Oh, this is my regular speaking

voice. Um, so, what are you doing at Thanksgiving?

That makes me want to vomit.

I should have had this catered. I'm not interested in your total firky, thank

you very much. You wouldn't even have known what it was.

They molded it into the shape of a carcass. I enjoy cooking Thanksgiving

and now, with the help of my sous chef, Trey, I enjoy it even more.

We're having fun.

Fine. But I will have no other choice than to show a video of turkeys being

slaughtered as a sort of pre -dinner amuse -bouche for the eyes.

Looking forward to it, sweetie.

The sound of that is worse than the sight of it. I'm warning you now, Jan.

Same rule applies this year as every year. What rule is that?

A drama everyone is dealing with.

Keep it out of the kitchen.

Yeah, it's a stupid rule. And may I remind you, you're the reason it exists.

I'm on a hunger strike in protest to the mistreatment of domestic turkey.

A man -made bird's giant breast.

Keep it from fleeing from its murderers.

Looking good. I call the crispy skin.

What are you doing?

Ensuring that no unnecessary drama enters this sacred space. It's

you can force your insane beliefs on people.

I'll get it.

It's probably my boyfriend.

I have a boyfriend.

Who doesn't?

Oh, no.

There's my sweet potato pie. Hey.

Hi, sugar butter.

I got your text about wearing fall colors. Oh, you look delicious. You look

a pumpkin spice latte with pecs. And you look extra beautiful today.

You?

Did you hear about the big audition?

No, not yet, but they say it could be any minute now. So exciting. Getting to

the next Duke Reynolds would change my life, but I'm so happy to be here

spending time with you to get my mind off the waiting.

Right.

Yep, still together. I know.

And I'm actually starting to like it.

the rest of the stuff in the van, please. Okay. We have a baby coming

Hi. Hi, hi. Remember, friends, I only have pies for you.

Hi, Auntie Jane. Hey, Charlie.

Hey.

Let's start eating.

It's only 2 o 'clock, Jen. And?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Now,

what? Hi.

Oh, sweetheart.

Marty here yet?

Not yet, but should be any minute.

Hey, good. I was just hoping to grab a moment with the two of you.

We haven't had a chance to talk as of whenever we are.

Family.

Family. Well, that's great because we want to talk to you, too.

Hello.

I'm here. Cynthia.

Hi, Jan. You're here to drop off a casserole then leave, right?

Uh, no.

Hey, Cynthia.

Oh, so great you could make it.

It's beautiful.

Sin, you remember Nate, my famous hot boyfriend?

I do. Nice to see you again.

I like your sweater.

We match.

We see that.

This is awkward, so I'm going to go unload the van. These are mine.

Find a vase, a vase, whatever.

BRB.

I still love you.

Listen, you're confused.

I'm not. You are. I'm not. I have a very powerful voice. Often people hear it,

they become amorous. I assure you, it is not love. It's just an incredible

talent. That's it.

No, it can't be that. Because I also have an incredible talent. And I don't

myself. Explain that.

Bublé, this is a very important day for my mother. She has this dumb rule about

no drama. And this is drama.

Michael Bublé, you're my absolute hero. I love you, man.

Oh, boy. Who is this guy? Are you the boyfriend?

No, no, I'm your sister's dad.

My mom's old sperm donor slash current boyfriend.

Marty, get in the house!

Can I come in the house? Goobly, just go home. There's nothing for you here.

The home is where you are.

Get out of here!

Nora, Nora, Michael Goobly's out there.

Why did you invite Cynthia, the woman who broke my heart in a hot air balloon?

This is drama. Keep it out of the kitchen.

Get out here.

I'll give you drama.

I'll keep an eye on the gravy.

Mom, you've got to let go of my ex -girlfriend.

I will when you do.

Seriously, Mom.

You've got to stop. I'm trying to control my love life.

You know, who I date has got to be my decision.

I hear you. And I will try to butt out. But I am actually innocent today.

What do you mean?

Cynthia called me and asked if she could come to dinner. With her idea?

Mm -hmm.

I think she misses us. And no one should be alone on Thanksgiving. I don't want

her to be alone.

But you could give me a heads up next time, Mom.

I promise I will in the future.

Hello there, beautiful.

Is it my handsome jazz musician, Marlon?

Gross! I would rather see Mom riff deep in a turkey than this.

You may not want to go down there. Your parents are being sexual.

Oh, well, I'll take my chances.

The three of us have to start building a relationship, and, you know, what

better time than Thanksgiving?

Suit yourself.

They still have their shirts on when you get there.

Maxie. Hi, Mom.

Hi, Dad.

Hi,

Max.

I think this is perfect timing. We have news, and we want to share the

excitement with you first.

Oh.

What news? I'm going on tour with Marty.

Isn't it wonderful?

You absolutely are not. We knew you would worry, but we have thought this

thing through.

It's a ridiculous idea, Mom. You can forget about it. I beg your pardon?

Please, Mom.

You know that it's not safe for you to be outside of your routine. There would

be no family to look out for you. I'll be with her the whole time.

I'll look out for her. You don't know what you're talking about, Marty.

Actually, you don't know anything about this family.

Apparently, drama on the pergola is fine.

Can I help, Nora?

I'm fine.

I really don't want to cry.

Which is why I'm not going to.

Smart man.

I heard you actually asked Mom if you could come over today. I did.

I hope that wasn't too awkward.

Oh, I get it. We don't really have any family.

Face it, but don't drown it. Up, up. Let's go.

Okay, okay.

Get moving.

Faster.

I guess even a crazy family looks pretty good after a while. Believe it or not,

yeah.

But I also wanted to see you.

Even though we're not together anymore, you still feel like home.

It seems like Nate's fitting in with your family, too.

I'm glad you guys are doing well.

Really?

It's nice to see you happy.

Please. Happy Thanksgiving, Jan. I made you a cheese ball.

Oh, hey, Rhonda. Do you want to stay for dinner?

No, I can't. The twins have invited me over, and a mother's work is never done.

Ah, right.

Happy Thanksgiving, guys. Thank you, Rhonda. Happy Thanksgiving.

Is there anything I can help with?

Look, I promise, no drama.

Are you ready to accept that I'm a grown woman who can make my own decisions?

For the most part, that is true, yes.

But, Mom, you going on a road trip with a guy you barely know, no, I can't

accept that. Are you punishing me for not telling you the truth growing up?

is about your safety.

Don't you have someone else you could be judging?

These are useless.

Dinner's in ten.

Did you hear about your big part yet?

No, and it's driving me nuts. I need a distraction.

You want to buy Hide the Wishbone?

Oh, Lord, he's still here.

Jen, let me in.

To your home and to your heart. What the hell? Listen to this love song we made

together. We made love.

Did I mention that Buble thinks he loves me?

He has been on my lawn for well over an hour, and in such a light jacket, he

won't leave.

Oh, fantastic.

I am so sorry.

No, no, no. This is exactly what I needed.

Love it, baby.

Okay.

Time to go.

Jen,

this is your boyfriend?

This gangly baby?

He's my sweet baby boo.

I want to be your sweet baby boo. Like, FYI, this is stalkerish behavior, and it

has an age wall. Oh, well, why don't you shut up, dweeb?

Nobody wants you here.

Come on, man. Just take your boombox and your dignity and...

Go back to your car. Joke's on you.

I biked here.

All right, you know what?

You and me, mano a mano.

Winner gets Jan.

I'll hold your shirt, Nate.

You're better than this.

Sadly, I'm really not.

Let's see what you got.

You're going

to die today.

Really? Let's go.

I hope you have medical insurance.

Nope, that's my hearing aid.

Nate, be careful with him. Don't bruise his croon and cord.

Jen, I don't want to live without you.

Come on, baby. Coming through.

Excuse me.

Side.

Michael, I'm Kale, best manager in the music business.

You obviously need me to fight your battles.

You sign with me, I'll pull you together and get you back on track for another

platinum album.

Let him go.

Jen? It's not going to happen.

Come with me.

Hey, hey.

Hang on a second.

I'm really going to miss you, Kale. It was so nice seeing a different side of

you. Are we done?

Yeah, we're done.

Oh, yeah. What about my bike?

Get in, Buble.

Wait, I got it.

Say goodbye to this rock -butter moment in your life.

Time to move forward.

I'm okay.

Oh, yeah, not a single punch landed, but I think I have a hangnail.

You got wounded for me. Let me go get something to put on. It's really not

necessary. Let me heal you.

You gotta be kidding me. I'm sorry. I know this is weird. I know me even being

here is weird for you. It's not actually.

What's weird is that it feels totally natural.

You belong here.

I've been meaning to take this damn test for two weeks. I've been too nervous.

I just needed people around.

People I feel comfortable with.

Family.

Family? Yeah.

I really want this.

I can't keep waiting for the perfect relationship or the perfect time.

If I'm going to have a baby, I need to do it now.

I know you don't get this. You don't really enjoy babies or children.

I wouldn't say that.

You would, and you have.

I think I would make damn good mother.

You will.

It doesn't make the idea of doing it alone any easier.

I'll do it with you.

What? I want to be part of this. Help you raise the baby if you want me to.

about Nate? I don't think he'd want to be involved. It might be awkward.

I thought we just established that you don't enjoy children.

You are the only person I can imagine doing this with.

I want to be in your life. Do you want me in yours?

Always.

Okay.

This is good. Yeah. I mean, it's a lot. It is a lot. It's good.

Yeah.

Oh, I really have to pee.

Nothing.

luck with that.

Oh,

Dave.

Thank God you're here.

I have no idea what to do. I think I just told Cynthia I was going to help

raise her baby.

Cynthia's pregnant? No, Dave. Try to keep up.

I told Cynthia that I wanted to be part of her life, including part of her

future child's life. What did I say?

Possibly because it's true?

No. Is it?

No. I mean, we talked about it.

But we just never seemed to find the right time. Well, what do you think of

you picture Cynthia with a baby?

I think... I think that I don't want to miss it.

Well, there you go. I can't believe this.

I thought we were over. Maybe we still have a chance.

Oh, that's great.

But let's not forget, you have a boyfriend.

Oh!

God, Nate.

Oh, he's sad. Such a good guy.

Yeah, and he doesn't deserve to be strung along.

We should probably break up with him, right?

Will you break up with him for me? No.

Okay. Hey, Jan.

Why did you share all that with me? Because, Dave, you're my best friend.

Okay if I join you?

You seem to do whatever you want, so...

Can we talk about your mother coming on tour with me? About how you're

irresponsible and only think about yourself?

I know you're scared.

And I can't promise you that nothing bad is going to happen. What I can promise

you is that I will be there for your mother every step of the way.

Why deny someone?

Joy or love while they can still have it

Yes,

yes, okay, thank you there you are I Have to talk to you about something. I

it. I just got off the phone with them. I got the part I'm gonna be the next

Duke Reynolds. This is huge Wow That is such great news, which will really

balance things out somewhat and guess what?

I knew you might not want to come with me to LA for the shoot, so I told them

that they had to let you do a single for the movie. And the Duke Reynolds songs

are huge, and they definitely bring in the big bucks, so you'll easily be able

to make enough money for your album.

Say something!

I thought about it, and I know that it is not all up to me.

You have my blessing to go on your trip.

Really? Mm -hmm.

Warning.

I will be checking in on you like a dramatic amount.

I wouldn't expect anything less.

I love your sweater, by the way.

This is all so good. Yeah, you look great.

Thank you, Nate.

That's what I was thinking.

This looks good.

Oh, no, thank you. None for me.

I just want to thank

everybody for coming today to celebrate.

Especially thank you to mom for this incredible meal.

Nora. Nora.

Cheers. Cheers.

I would love to go around the table and have everyone say what they're thankful

for. Just don't be too specific.

Okay, well, Jen, it's your house. Why don't you start?

Okay, sure.

Just gonna stand on up here.

Some more.

Just for... Here's the thing.

Hi, Jesus!

Oh, God!

Medic! You don't come here and steal my thunder and steal my light and have the

crew endear themselves to you.

She has a rule. What? There's no international celebrities that come to

house with flowers.

What? There's an international celebrity coming?

It's not me.

Not me either. Celine!

Celine! Celine! Get out of the snow!

Get out of the snow!