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(TurboScribe tarafından transkribe edilmiştir. Bu mesajı kaldırmak için Sınırsıza Yükselt.) Why don't you tell them a little bit about yourself.

Like, where you from?

Um, I'm from the South.

And I was born and raised in a really strict family.

My dad is a douchebag, so...

What do you mean a douchebag?

Like, what type of shit are you on?

He doesn't let me go do anything.

Like, I have a curfew, and I'm still 18.

I mean, I'm weakly of age and I still have a curfew, which is bullshit.

Yeah, that's fucked up.

We both just be smoking, drinking, and fucking, like, all over the place.

I know, right?

And then he just made me break up with my last boyfriend.

Why'd he do that?

Because he's black and my dad's a racist.

Because he's black?

He's racist?

Mm-hmm.

How racist?

He won't let me date no black guys or have any black friends.

I mean, is he, like, KKK racist, or in-prison white supremacist, raping black

dudes racist?

Like, what kind of racist is he?

Like, up there or down here?

I'd say he's more KKK, because he is...

So this is gonna piss him off, right?

This is gonna piss him off.

Can I get the address?

I do want to mail this shit to him.

I like this type of shit.

You know what?

I'm gonna put it in his DVD player.

Oh, okay, okay, okay.

And he's gonna wake up to it in the morning.

So he...

So that's basically why you're doing this.

You want some get-back shit.

You want to get a nigga back, because...

Oh, yeah.

How did you find out about Detroit Black?

I mean, I've seen him, and he's one sexy-ass motherfucker.

You just, you know, like, going, you know, through the internet, seeing some of

his videos and stuff like that, so you already know how he get down there.

Oh, yeah.

I do a little bit of his thing.

So you think you prepared for this?

I know I'm prepared.

Oh, shit.

We about to have real fun with this.

So this is what we're gonna do.

You know, I done showed him, you know, a couple of your fansigns and pictures

that you got.

I got him sitting outside.

I didn't tell him to do or nothing.

You know what I'm saying?

So what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna call him in, and I'm gonna have you greet him,

like, real nice.

You gotta...

You gotta show him proof.

Last bum-ass bitches, we had to kick him out the room, throwing up and crying,

talking about your pussy too tight and shit.

So...

It's not gonna be happening.

All right, all right, we got you, bitch.

Yo, Black.

Come upstairs.

It's door 12 on the left side.

Yeah, we ready right now.

Get your ass up here.

Put the blunt out, nigga.

All right, got you.

Hey, honey.

What's going on?

Shit, what's going on with you?

Not much.

Just waiting for you.

Waiting for me?

Mm-hmm.

I don't know if you can take this, nigga.

No, I think I know I can.

Oh, shit.

Motherfucker, I got that shit, nigga.

You gonna get in some trouble.

Holy goddamn.

I love trouble, baby.

That's my middle name.

That's your middle name?

Mm-hmm.

What the fuck is this?

What the fuck is this shit?

Nigga, I tried to warn you, nigga.

You need to hurry up.

You got your ass up here and shit, but...

Nigga, we about to get shot.

Check it out.

Check it out.

We ain't getting shot.

I'm gonna tell you, this is gonna be fun.

Huh?

This is gonna be fun.

What's the deal?

We about to get all these crackers back for 400 years of slavery right now all

in one motherfucking shot.

This is what we about to do.

Her daddy's a member of the KKK.

That's something burned out of my mouth.

Confederate shit.

What's that?

Something burned out of my mouth?

She's the one that burned out my motherfucking motherhouse, nigga.

It wasn't her.

It wasn't her.

Her dad.

She just turned 18.

Daddy's a dick.

He made her dump her last boyfriend because he was black.

Oh, hell no.

So she had to come see Detroit Black.

You need to show her what a real nigga like.

We got to show daddy how we do shit.

You know what I'm saying?

This motherfucking shit started right now, y'all hear me?

Talk to her then.

What's this?

400 years?

I'm gonna come on that motherfucking flag, yo.

I'm gonna come on that flag.

I bet you.

Come on.

Let me see.

What's your name?

What was the name on that email?

Avril.

Avril?

Avril.

Avril.

Like the hammer.

Uh-huh.

Okay.

You gonna show pops this shit?

Hm?

Okay.

I don't hate this.

She officially has some black in her.

She's gonna have more black in her than me.

Shit.

This is for the whole motherfucking hood.

Shit, got that.

Hold on, Avril.

What I need you to do.

Let me take this shirt off.

Ah.

Because this is going to get fucking real motherfucking.

Hold on, Avril.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

This is not a handsport.

This is not a handsport.

All right.

Okay.

What you think so far?

She been in the last two bum-ass bitches?

Yeah, she got handlebars, nigga.

She got some handlebars.

Hell yeah.

I don't know if I feel one of them teeth again, goddamn it.

I swear.

Is that power steering, nigga?

I don't know.

All right.

Let's see.

This is dope.

I don't know.

I think she's a swimmer.

Because she can hold her breath for a systemic period of time.

Shit.

Let's go over here.

That nigga tired and shit.

He's sick my ass out.

Sit on the white man's couch.

You know, last time I had my nuts on the white man's couch.

I'm not spitting on my own shit, nigga.

Ah, nigga, you know, poke the fucking Thomas' out, nigga.

Give her some stimulation.

I don't know.

Ah!

Holy shit!

She might be a G.

I know.

Look at that.

Balls motherfucking deep, nigga.

Watch them motherfucking teeth.

I'm about to call you the human condom when you go that deep again.

That's fucking ridiculous.

Shit, I gotta keep this feet up for this shit.

I gotta relax.

Shit.

Ah!

Holy shit.

There go that stimulation.

I got balls, nigga.

Ah!

Yeah, buddy.

See, now we gonna have to market this shit.

That AKKK, remember that?

We got to put it to work, too.

Shit.

This is gonna be the newest model of white hole on this trip.

Leg rest and everything.

That's right.

Get your feet up.

Daddy should have a liquor cabinet.

I know they got some Southern Comfort in this bitch.

Ah!

Ah!

Look at that motherfucking shit.

Motherf...

Ah!

Nigga, what is you doing, nigga?

Nigga, the bow flex mixed with the fucking push-ups, nigga.

I don't know about that.

That shit went balls deep, nigga.

Look at her.

She's still breathing.

Nigga, you...

Motherfucker, she got too much clothing.

Get your ass up.

Then you can get...

Let me see what your daddy goddamn made.

Well, I'm gonna motherfucking destroy it.

Okay.

Okay, okay, okay.

Oh, you in some trouble.

No, you definitely in some trouble.

Hold on, you can't break a new model before you make some money off of it.

You always breaking the fucking new models and prototypes before you make some

money off of it.

Slightly damaged, okay?

No, no, nigga.

It's still in the fucking packaging.

I'm gonna beat me.

I'm gonna beat me.

Come on down here.

We're gonna see if we can try to fix this.

That's what I'm talking about.

There we go.

Ah, yeah.

That's what I'm motherfucking talking about.

Whoo!

There's nothing like hitting around the world.

She's a fucking soldier.

She is a soldier.

Goddamn it, man.

Your daddy lied to you.

Your mama lied to you.

The mailman made you.

Ain't no KKK member ever made no bitch that can do some shit like that.

Shit!

Might have to get a Nobel Peace Prize in this motherfucker for racial

relations.

Or buy a table.

Or get a plaque made or something.

Shit, nigga, look here.

I ain't gonna have to fuck fans a lot more fucking often, nigga.

I got you covered.

You got me covered.

Like I said, I ain't gonna have a lot of fans, baby.

I can tell, shit.

The lines suck your dick for the longest time.

You definitely took it to the fucking deepest without throwing up, I tell you

that.

Roll that clip for throwing up.

Hydro.

Ah, fuck.

That was awkward.

If anything, your daddy gave you a good workout, nigga.

Shit.

My credit gonna improve because of this.

I can feel my credit score rising all motherfucking ready, nigga.

Shit.

Ah, fuck.

Uh-uh.

It's like a mambo in this motherfucker.

What is this, a black snake emoji?

I'm gonna have to try something.

What's this mean, man?

This guy's a head on the couch.

There you go.

Nice and slow.

Uh-uh.

Uh-uh.

Ah.

It's like, ah.

Ah.

Holy shit.

They said black holes going, fellas.

Ah.

Ooh.

Oh.

Hey, you ever seen South Park when it's bouncing like this?

I'm gonna get some weed right now, nigga.

Oh.

Shit.

And you still okay with that?

Goddamn, nigga.

Holy shit.

Where'd you find this one at?

You didn't get this on Facebook, nigga.

You got this at BottomlessPit.com.

Ooh.

Why your mama had anything like that?

I'm surprised you wasn't swallowed.

Shit, where's your mama at?

They say it up there, it don't fall far from the front.

You know, always trying to get up into the little skinny noses and shit like

that.

But you know what I'm gonna say?

I tried, nigga, I tried.

Nigga, this racism is killing me.

I know.

Shit.

You know I gotta get some get back.

I ain't got my 40 acres oil out, nigga.

Shit, I'm just gonna get 40 strokes at a nut.

Ah, look at that.

Look at that.

Look at that fuckin' ass go.

That shit is unbelievable.

You know what?

You earned yourself a prize.

I don't do this, but she's earned herself a goddamn prize in this motherfucker.

Here we go.

I'm gonna let it slide a little bit back on your daddy's couch.

I'm gonna get nigga all over the couch.

All over the couch.

When we send this shit down to daddy, make sure you write in marker across it,

deep space nine, cause that's some shit you was doing.

Deep space nine?

Deep space nine.

Hey, daddy, you see my look like this?

Getting it all out.

Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.

Ah.

You saw my cigarette?

Your cigarette's still on your ear.

Nigga, you got some hot sauce?

Y'all got hot sauce in here?

Ah.

Okay, that's enough.

I got it.

You know what's funny?

I'm tired of this shit, daddy.

What?

Go for the gold.

Oh, if you got a dope, make sure you go for the gold.

Make sure you get out there and vote.

I mean, I want to try that deep space nine again, goddamn it, I heard about it.

Goddamn, that must have some old-fashioned air condition here.

I'm gonna swing it like a goddamn, I'm gonna make a prime in this place.

This is the box?

Pink box.

Pink box?

Uh, uh, uh.

Don't forget about the boys, that's classy.

Look at that.

Nuts need love, too.

Not too much love.

Ah.

Woo.

Mm, mm, mm.

Ah.

Look.

Shit.

That motherfucker.

Ah.

All right, I'm gonna go for the gold right here.

Now, you gotta make this good.

I'm sending this to Obama.

This will work with race relations.

Okay, sure, that's what's up.

You know they're trying to get that motherfucker out.

And out of the house, man.

Oh, he's gonna hurt your ass.

Please, get up.

Turn around.

Oh, yeah.

Huh?

Oh.

Get that facial expression.

Uh-huh.

I need you to look.

Look.

Uh-huh.

Oh, I'm right there.

Oh.

Oh.

Now, let's get a rest on that one.

Come on.

Come on up.

You said you was ready.

No?

I'm ready to piss my dad off.

Okay, then piss your dad off.

Now, get up.

Uh-huh.

What's daddy's name?

Clifford.

Clifford.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

You wanna call Clifford up?

You wanna call Clifford up?

What's his number?

What's his number?

407- Uh-huh.

604- 2285.

I got you, Cliff.

Oh.

Oh.

Hello?

Yeah, this is Clifford.

Oh.

Yeah, this is Tyrone from the golf club.

Don't worry about that in the background.

Just some boys playing around at the golf club.

You know, a lot of little porn going on.

When you gonna make it back over here?

Still remember?

Yeah, you know we just hired your daughter as a cat.

Oh.

Yeah.

You don't know me?

Yeah, I'm just fucking with you, Clifford.

This is Tyrone, nigga.

Oh.

Yeah, this is Tyrone.

Yeah, that's your daughter.

She beats base nines and everything.

You know your daughter's half black now, right?

She's full black.

Yeah, by the end of this phone call, she will be full black.

Yeah.

Yeah?

Yeah, you're having black little babies and everything.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah, that's your little girl.

Oh.

You look great.

I always want to see you.

Oh.

Look at little mama.

I think daddy's on his way home.

That's all right.

He gonna find a creamy, creamy sinner.

Twinkie.

Make it jump.

Can you make it jump?

Make it breathe.

Can you make it breathe?

I'm about to give you some breathing lessons.

Can you make it jump?

Make it jump.

There you go.

What you gonna do next, man?

That's because I ain't been on it.

I ain't got on it yet.

Oh, no.

She got to stand up.

That way she can't run.

Hey, hey.

It's all in your mind.

Huh?

This is the homies when you need them.

Yeah.

Show he right now?

It's wide open now.

It's wide open now.

You got to get some gear back, too.

Yeah.

You know, they say them motherfuckers, uh, black country motherfuckers, they

ride this motherfucker like a horse.

Like a horse.

Time has Yeah.

Yeah.

You know, we got a little horse for him.

Ah.

Go ahead and sit on gas, too.

Oh, shit.

Look at that.

He just got glad like a professional.

There you go.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Put your hands on your chest and hold for me.

Have it yourself.

There you go.

Ah.

Ah.

There you go.

That's a fucking bronco right there.

Black motherfuckers.

Ghetto style.

Ah.

You can hear it back there, nigga.

Ah.

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