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honey

can we go now I'm dying here

what

I thought we were gonna see mummies and shrunken heads

if I see one more urn I'm gonna lose it

broaden your horizons Barry

this material was common so

painted wood statues were common

during all dynasties of your kingdom

this deck reserved in the 13th century

was from Pharaoh Archinotum to his first wife

but you're not really interested in any of this

are you Barry what the the hell

hey honey you're not gonna believe this

go through the door on your right

if you wanna see something really interesting

okay I guess

yes keep going to the right

almost there

in the center center of the room

alright that's more like it

haha

hahaha

let's go on earth I wanna see

Flynn how we going

don't know how long I can hold these goat heads

I'm climbing I'm climbing

technically it's a RAM said

interesting fact

RAM said is a druid symbol of power and virility

more interesting fact druids are trying to kill us

I need those translations

give me a second

it's um looks like ancient goddess

mixed with 3rd century astrological symbol Ezekiel

please tell me you're working on an escape plan uh

way ahead of you as always

the entrance appears to be blocked by a board game

alright alright alright

the marking tree

north northern king

no the king

when the king reaches the north

the light will reveal itself

go out with us oh my god

he's having a stroke no no

go with the home ancient Celtic precursor to chest

actually 7 by 7 grid 21 pieces 72,804 possible moves

2,803 possible moves

okay I can see the board

so 2 up 2 across 3 down another left 1 up

ah ah ah

boom to save the world again did you see a fact there

unstoppable hahaha what could possibly go wrong

don't do that do what look I'm from Oklahoma okay

it's not easy for me to get beat up by by a girl

by my boss

okay Van Dam try the punching bag give your best shot

good impact

but you use too much energy to punch yourself out

fighting like that here

try cocking your fist at a 130 degree angle

from your forearm bend at the elbow taekwondo

why are you doing this

what's with all the practice and the training

you have a lot of raw talent

but you never taken the time to learn

you know how many years when trained with Excalibur

okay I'm a brawl okay I'm a brawl

that's what I do I've been a brawl since I was a kid

I can't learn this stuff yes

you can you're a librarian

you have multiple Phds in history and art

we're just gonna add martial arts to that list okay

but the fighting that's what we got you for

I'm more than just your bodyguard

all right we'll pick this up tomorrow

1:30 just do it

beg beg

let me stand if you like this

ah

here you go old man

perfect good as new

ah stand up

stand up stand up

stand up stand up

stand up stand up

stand up stand up

well my examination is complete

and now the fabled Nuifa

ruined stone is ready to be housed in its new home

so what is that five artifacts in four weeks

it's pretty impressive right

go ahead Jenkins

say it we're the best team you've ever seen

your mothers did not hug you enough

did they haha

I know that face that's the I should be happy

but instead of unnecessarily worried face

oh yeah and what's my

if you don't leave me alone

I'm gonna punch you in the face face

what's going on teams on a roll

we're doing great that's exactly when mistakes happen

one day you're on top and then boom

fall of Rome collapse in the mind empire MySpace

your libraries half empty kind of gal today

I just want everyone to be better

before when I saw Dulock cut the loom of fate

I ultimate versions of themselves

I know I was there although I wasn't there

because I was an alternate version of my

I saw their true potential

and they're gonna be amazing librarians

Flynn like you I just have to get them there faster

we can't wait 10 years I'm sorry

I don't know it's just this feeling I have Flynn

I can't explain it call it guardians intuition

well

I think that you are worried for no reason whatsoever

you think

what the hell just happened

how did it just explode like that

I've been trying to tell something important

now we'll never know

sure we will

sure we will take a take a look around you

this pieces of the book everywhere

all we have to do is think of this as a jigsaw puzzle

right piece will be came back together

find the parts that are missing

that's the spirit

so the clipping book burst into flames

big deal we can handle that right

no problem oh

this is a huge problem oh

the clipping book bursting into flames

are you kidding me

your Grace under pressure is always admirable sir

I told you my Spidey senses were tingling

but you wouldn't listen what see okay

please let's just concentrate on the matter at hand

now we know

the clipping book shows us events that have happened

or are about to happen so obviously

there are so many events on the horizon

that it overloaded

you know we could do this a lot more quickly

if we could just use a reconstituting spell

don't use magic Cass

we're librarians we use our brains

yes but my brain is telling me we should use magic

I mean we have the greatest collection of magic

in the whole world right here in this

building and we never put it to work for us

I do you do what

use magic all the time right now

I have that nit wheel thingy

fixing some of my sweaters

the spinning wheel of cloth off that's not a toy Jones

you guys know why the library exists

to save the world from things like that

just but if we just learn how to use it properly

there is always a price to pay

I do not disagree

that wielding magic can have its benefits

but I have seen too many corrupted by its power

we don't need to use magic

we have the finest collection of minds in the world

right here in this very room

now what is the clipping book trying to tell us

this is all we can piece together

uh huh uh huh yes

obviously

the clipping book wants us to go to proper nickel

rubber bubbles

ring the bell

anyone

what about potato duck girdle

okay how about Kidney Weasel

okay fine

we'll just do it the old fashioned way

it's a gigantic anagram with missing pieces

so we need to calculate the probable outcomes

divided by the number of probable events

in this case letters

possible words and then determining the likely odds

we can reduce the number of probable outcomes

until Science Museum Boston Story Man exhibit

open last week Jenkins we need a door

please

I already told you everything I know

tell it to us again from the beginning

I was cleaning up and

and these mannequins came to life

mannequins from the museum and and attacked me then

then I passed out and I woke up here

that's all I know who are you people anyway

he doesn't know anything cut them loose

can't believe it you guys realize that

this museum currently houses

the anticotheram mechanism

only considered to be

the first astronomical clock of its kind

keep it together Cassandra

forget the clock

but you guys look at that awesome submarine dude

it's a 1950s Barbal class diesel electric

single propeller shaft aka the coolest thing ever

gotta go man yeah

I wanted to do it since I was a kid guys

we're here to work remember

how about you three guys go check out what's inside

and stone and I will investigate the song

go out here there's probably so many clues

thank you it is closed along thank you

thank you thank you hope again an hour

thank you move along let's go along sorry

we're closed what what happened

the janitor freaked out so I trashed in the place

probably hammered gas mate

that started ranting about spirits

of something like that

do you happen to know where he is now

what your cops no we're librarians

Boston General

somebody dumped him in the front steps and split

thank you very much

looks like we're in the right place okay

Flynn and I are gonna go talk to this janitor you guys

stay here so you can find out about these spirits

I know just the place to look and no submarines

no subs no subs

go out no subs

no subs no subs

hello

Jello get away from me nurse

no Jello I do not want the Jello

I've already told you people everything I know nurse

see that Mark on his neck

yeah distinct nozzle pattern with a slight impression

I would say judging from the film around his mouth

in the cloudiness of the eyes

that he's probably been injected with a powerful

sedative bedazzled

most likely in the last 12 hours

he's been interrogated by the government

injection guns with midazolam is textbook black ops

like a secret group tracking magic

you know how ridiculous that sound

other than us I mean

this is gonna happen with magic out

there was only a matter of time

before

the government put together their own task force

this is bad friends this is wonderful actually

don't worry enough with the Jello

what are we gonna do about him

who the Johnson

oh right um

okay Mr Johnson

we are in fact from the government

and if you don't tell us

exactly what happened at the museum yesterday

we will be forced to give you another injection

except this time with a concentrated lethal dose

you're holding a pen no

I'm not I can see it in your hands

it says BIC okay

that didn't work has 20 bucks sound fifty hmm

I got one kid janitor trashed the joint

why would he do this

well no one likes to drink alone

grab the only mates he had and bingo

instant costume party

I don't think so all these mannequins

they're not where they're supposed to be

it's almost as if

as if they moved on their own

they cornered me then I passed out

that's all I remember

did these mannequins try to make contact with you

in any way did they give you something

did they say something

they said a word over and over again

Stan

something I

I don't know I was scared out of my mind

please Mr Johnson

try and remember what word was it

stand Dyke Stand

Stand Dyke

Stand Dyke that's it

stand Dyke Stand Dyke

Stand Dyke stand up

stand up stand up

stand up stand up

stand up stand up

stand up

stand up stand up stand up

the thing is we've seen possessed people before

this was different

they kept saying this word over and over again

standec coatose patients and museum mannequins

interesting because when animate subjects are possessed

the culprits can be any number of ventral spirits

like the South American Long Gerano

or the Chinese magui etc etc

but when inanimates are possessed it's Carson

listening spirits

possessions in and out of objects

check what are you doing

oh I just love this

reminds me of telling ghost stories around a campfire

but incomplete without smores

Charlie

inanimates

are almost always possessed by animistic deities

they've been around for centuries

the most famous of course

being gargoyles

oh uh sorry

forgot Stumpy yeah

well there you go

what the janitor saw mannequins

they did not try to cause harm

they merely chanted my belief

they were possessed by animistic deities

or household spirits and they reside

the sole purpose of protecting valuables in the home

and when a threat is perceived

spirits warn against impending danger

like a magical security system

yeah

but that doesn't explain the sing along at the hospital

sure it does because

animistic deities travel through unconscious states

and

since the patients at the hospital were all comatose

they were the perfect vessels

okay so they were trying to warn us about what

my bet would be

your answer lies in the word they were chanting

what did you stand deck

stand deck stand deck

what if what if they were saying stake deck

it's an ancient Egyptian words

pre twenty six hundred BC

hasn't been spoken a long time

so no one really knows the correct pronunciation

but it means hours of the day so a calendar clock

there's a clock at the museum

the intricate thera mechanism

I know keep it together

guess we're going back to Boston

great and maybe while there

we could check out the awesome new club

hey pally

the hell you think you're doing

you plan on cleaning up this mess

problem solved no

I got this just another drunk listen pal

you're gonna have to leave

what are you still doing here

I told you I don't need your stupid help who you going

stupid fats off

never lie to him you wanna live

guys the antiquethera mechanism is a big deal

do you have any idea how big a deal it is

I have a feeling you're about to tell us

this is a big deal discovered 19:01

by a couple of sponge divers

off the Greek island of antiquethera okay

but I wanted to tell you

mechanism wind functioning was able to track the moon

track the sun eclipses nobody knows who made it

but radio carbon dating puts it back about 150 BC okay

but the truly interesting thing

that they predate similar technology

by at least 1,000 years okay

well now you're both uninvited to my birthday party

look at that

whoever designed this was ahead of their time

you said this was no longer functional right

yes that is correct despite numerous attempts

scientists never been able to get it to work

then why is it ticking

that's not possible

the mechanism hasn't worked in thousands of years

place is full of surprises

wait a minute the constellation dial is off the north

start it it isn't in the right place

give it a break it's more than 2,000 years old no

but the North Star is always in a fixed position

it's like in a compass how it always points north

exactly how far off is it

um 2.3 degrees south

6.5 degrees east that's latitude in longitude

the clock is giving us a location

tear in the museum

should be right about

here

and before the fight broke out

what instigated it I'm sorry

who are you people again Agent Pritchard with dosen

department of Statistical anomalies

statistical what you were saying

oh yeah

some drunk came in starts tossing up bro shows around

looking for something anything in particular

yeah

this one

you should be pretty close to those coordinates

everybody keep your eyes peeled

for what asbestos that's all I can see

oh oh

oh easy

it's original brickwork

museums built on the bones of an 18th century church

his original subfloor a smuggling vault

the church smuggled

everybody did most buildings in 18th century

Massachusetts had smuggling vaults

or tunnels hidden under the basements

they had money or loot from the government

kind of an early act of Defiance

against Thomas Jefferson's first tax laws

in fact funny story behind sex back

ah

hello

come on man

well well

well I think

I know who the spirits were trying to warn us about

hey Pep God of chaos

hey Pep

Egyptian God of chaos and sworn enemy

the rah the sun God

nasty piece of work

Egyptians refer to him as the eater of souls

I thought that raw imprisoned this cat

like centuries ago left them for dead

apparently not while returning the clipping book

I discovered another article that tourist Barry Debec

ex Navy went missing while visiting the Great Pyramids

coincidentally

archaeologist nearby had just unearthed a sarcophicist

believed to be several thousand years old

a Pep sarcophagus okay

well this guy very founded

somehow released a Pep spirit would possess his body

allowing the god of chaos to manifest in human form

and now he wants the key

key what key colonel

the gold box it holds the key that can unlock pure evil

pure evil supposed to what

fake evil pure evil is a force along with pure good

and there's a delicate balance between the two

the library was created to protect that balance

and the only reason

pure evil is not running rampant right now

is the first librarian was able to seal it in a portal

never to be opened

sorry about wants to upset the balance

if he manages to open the portal and release pure evil

it'll feed off the open lay lines

growing stronger by the minute

plunging our whole world into darkness here

I was worried about asbestos

I highly suggest that you retrieve the key

before Apep does

plot

combination lock combination lock

you do know I'm a thief right

I might as well just say property

Ezekiel Jones

most combination locks have a series of discs inside

each one with a notch when you dial the right combo

the notch is aligned and click

you're in this tricky guy

he has multiple notches unless there's some way

I can see the configuration inside

this could take hours how we gonna do that

we don't have an X ray machine oh

I am gonna regret saying this

but we do have a sonar system sub this submarine

so since sonic waves bounce off metal

we could modify the equipment and turn it into a

ultrasound and in theory

that would let us see into the box

please don't hate me okay

get the sonar equipment to come right back

this is no time to mess around please

we're professionals

I've got dibs on the parachute if I get there first

they're taking too long I knew I shouldn't let them go

probably halfway across the Atlantic by now

something about these symbols

can't quite put my finger on it

you know I wanted to open it

I could use a spell

I'm so sick of you going on or on about magic

why don't you just drop it

oh what are you afraid

someone younger and better than you

is gonna steal your glory

you are an amateur killian and you are a Dinosaur

I'm sorry

that was weird what just happened

weird not sure what just

we're all under a lot of stress came over me Linux

you almost just poked my eye out I that's it yes

you don't wanna talk about what just happened

no no

no no listen

the uh

the eye of horse is the Egyptian emblem of Protection

traditionally symbolized by a falcon eye

with a single teardrop each of these symbols

represents a different part of the eye

but the eye force wasn't only an emblem

it's also a math pictogram

the Egyptians that used it to make calculations

each symbol represented a fraction

the pupil is one quarter

the eyebrow one eighth and the teardrop one 64 right

and if you theoretically add up all these numbers

the combination of the locket was here on the box

the whole time 1267 try 12

6 7 unbelievable

you and your 1267 12

6 7

we're too late

hey Pepper's already here

slow get slow

this picture is awesome let's go

sit down sit down

don't drop it ah

what did you touch nothing

what did you touch nothing

stone forget about the sonar

a Pep already has the key into the lobby

well that's gonna be a little hard right now

okay cause we're currently on a moving submarine

this is not time for a joyride

not our idea the subs been pre programmed

it's a Pep taking this up

now that he has the keys going for the portal

wait a minute a thousand year old

spirit can program a modernish submarine

I can't if the body possesses ex navy stone

check out the cabin see if you can find a Pep

tornado alarmed included into number two

get out

oh what the

Ezekiel talk to me

the sub just didn't have bad face on its own

it's heading back to port

why would it do that

stone defend a Pep exactly

he's programmed to

torpedo to launch in less than a minute

he's gonna try to blow up the museum

we have to evacuate the museum

we don't have time now

with the size of that warhead here

let me can you access the launch program

I'm trying

but the on boards have been upgraded since the 80s

I'm a millennial I don't know any of this Atari crap

try a matrix system I'll walk you through

what about the breach door 30 seconds

there's water filling the tube okay

to disengage the torpedo

you're gonna have to manually drain the flood chamber

are you kidding if he hasn't equalized the pressure

you could I have a degree of pH

not help me not help me

so you're gonna wanna go into the main terminal

and then use a linear and by an algorithm

3 slash 0 slash 6 it's not working

we're running out of time

the hell he isn't Ezekiel

do you have any control over the sub

only auxiliary power propulsion okay

listen carefully

I need you to throttle the propellers to maximum speed

and come straight at us I'm sorry

you want to get blown up sooner

it takes at least 400 yards for torpedo to arm itself

closer gets to the museum

harder it is to detonate that makes sense

almost 6

5 4

3

2

put pills away hold on

it worked no explosion

we're not out of this yet

Ezekiel full stop

it's not stopping

yeah well how do I get out of here

there they are I'm never swimming there again

I'm officially over submarines

I don't get it

so APEX stole a submarine just to try to kill us

maybe he was trying to build a swimming pool

torpedo was never meant for us

hey Pep

just needed access to the portal

which was under the museum

a pepper

are you cock yeah

me Pasha

oh shit

we took a taco egg or giant

you speak our tongue but you're not one of us

you are weak

do you really think you can defeat a God

god in an out of shape 50 year old's body

yeah I like our chances

I have laid waste to legions

turned oceans into blood

and after pure evil is released

I will reign forever

you cannot stop me just watch us go

standing there I gave you an honor

sick and tired of you giving us orders

if I'm honest about it I should be the

one

you are going to be mine

what just happened was I just yelling

it's a Pep he's used some kind of spell

to turn us against each other

that must have been what happened back in the basement

of course he's the god of chaos

he's using all of our personal differences

to try to divide the splits apart

so what do we do think good thoughts like Peter Pan

give him nothing to work with

show him we're a team she's right

the only way to defeat chaos

harmony oh no oh yeah oh no no

no no no

mine I'm finding the glory of the coming of the Lord

he is traveling out the vintage

on just the girls Glory Glory

Hallelujah Hallelujah Glory Glory Hallelujah Hallelujah

you made a mistake

a Pep you thought you could divide us cause chaos

but you don't know who I am we are we are united

bonded together in a common cause common purpose

a family I do anything for them

even die for them you can't divide us

your magic is useless

think hard who banish the evil you wish to release

who protects this world

who do you fear the most

I really am you that's me and me and me and me

Bam

look the portal's opening stop get the key

nobody move

hands in the air

you're under arrest

on the authority of the department of

Statistical Anomalies what

you can't arrest us on what charge

we've been tracking

unexplained phenomena for the past several months

and they all had one thing in common

you the artifact hand it over

you're making a mistake

messing with powers that you can't possibly understand

now

I don't think it's gonna be a problem okay

doesn't matter without the orb

what was that nothing you said something about an orb

no I don't think that I

let me finish

the orb nepathis

the Alan's magical powers

don't work unless they're linked to the orb

I'm actually a little surprised that you guys

didn't know that

of course we knew about that

I just didn't know that you knew

where is the orb he's got it in his pants

watch them

hey

wake up

by the authority of dosa

I command you to hand over that orb

get over here and help me

don't you dare disobey me

sneaky librarian

oh yeah

where did they where did they go

but why not start a band I mean

we have the talent clearly

and we have the instruments

pants flute

Gabriel's horn Mozart's piano guys

what do you think we should call the band

the Dewey Decimals no

that's too obvious

the Biblio Technos yonk is safe back in the library

the porthold to pure evil is closed forever

not a bad day's work well done

oh and that government group

the department of whatever

whatever statistical anomalies dosa

oh they'll be back

I'm sure you know

they can make things very complicated

how much do you think they know about us

about the library and magic

it's what they don't know that worries me

I mean they running around gathering up artifacts

they don't understand

the consequences could be catastrophic

well we'll have to keep an eye on them

what about a Pep he's still out there

I think that without the ONC

without a host body to inhabit

we don't have much to worry about that

excuse me

all right

let's get this over with

I don't know what you're talking about

oh yes you do

earlier I told you I was worried

I didn't feel our team was ready

and you were 100% right did that happen

I don't I need to have more faith in the team

we really are ready for anything

well thank you very much

for the last time I don't know nothing

now let me out of here you're a Navy man

aren't you

so I'm sure you know all about the battle of Salamas

a couple hundred years ago

a Greek guy with 300 ships

managed to defeat a Persian fleet

four times its size

you know how he did it

he sent a slave to the Persian commander

saying the Greeks were gonna retreat

which in turn lured the Persians into a tactical trap

from which they could not escape

in short he lied just like you're lying to me right now

only you're not gonna get away with it

why don't we start from the beginning

Miss Garson

I thought I smelled the burning of midnight oil

thank you Jenkins

thought I'd get a little reading in

book of the dead

necromance is manual

have your stuff

sir

earlier when you told Colonel Bear

that she no longer be concerned about Apep

we haven't seen the last of him

but I have a feeling you knew that already

years ago

Judson warned me that a war was coming

the ultimate battle between good and evil

test the true power of the library

you felt it I should have listened

so was the ultimate battle coming

coming no sir

it has already begun

careful this huh