Original subtitles

what's the time

I

see me what will he do

this yes

we get it stop panicking it is unseemly ah alright

Yellowstone Mongolia Taiwan China and two in Japan

who knew earthquakes were magic

no earthquakes are not magic

they they're the result of magic

my whole slab is a little bit rusty

but I found two other incidents of massive geothermal

denomina dating as far back as 1643

Colonel Bear did you find it

hold on my desk

be set itself to cleanse whatever here here here okay

according to the scroll of Yosemite Sam okay

according to it water

spirits have been responsible for these

similar weather anomalies

dating back more than 5 score in nine years

score 20 years I know what a score is

I was commenting on the use of this

you are an absolute legend mate

that is exactly what we need yes

good what some information on the eruptions what no

that was the pizza guy alright

I figured

if we were gonna be working all day and researching

we could use some

it's the Dragons

hey you got the door working

1 2 3 didn't lose anybody fantastic guy

I'm not letting me have any

Jones Guardian librarian Jenkins

Sir did you come to take them away

I keep their bags packed so

these earthquakes and geysers are being caused by

dragons not caused by

they are dragons all dragons live beneath the earth

they sleep 90% of their lives away

but when angered they awake

Jenkins will tell you they can wreak havoc

wait how much havoc

if it is dragons

until there is no more havoc to be wreaked

just exactly as I left it

yeah about that

eastern dragons Ho

ho ho

you never know which side of the subterranean bed

they're gonna wake up on but western dragons

I'll be it a bit more hot headed

see what I did there

hot headed or a bit more consistent sir

if I may respectfully disagree

western dragons are thugs

uh hoarders

eastern dragons being elemental spirits

one can reason with them if you take the time

what are you talking about

eastern western dragons

have been in a blood feud for 3,000 years

that's not too similar to the East Coast

West Coast hip hop rivalry of the late 20th century

Jenkins you know about hip hop as well as Eric B

and rock him so aptly flowed I'm paid in full

uh both types are extremely possessive

and if something of theirs is taken

they can react very harshly

magic coming back into the world hasn't helped

no

the dragons waking up is apocalyptic enough that thus

it requires some of the more diplomatic aspects of

librarianism and thus my premature return

did I just use thus twice

and librarianism

do you have any idea what they've taken

no not yet

stone you and Ezekiel

you gotta go on dragon history and lore

Cassandra I want you

to focus on the heat signals of the western dragons

Jenkins

I'm going to need my thank you very much and Eve

you have to stop not stop go you stop we have to talk

we really don't have time for this

I'm not even remotely prepared prepared for what

not for what for whom Mr Drake

Eastern Dragons representative

is gonna be here any minute

a giant winged fire breathing dragon is coming here

well in the supernatural world the library

unless the Librarian 3 thus is

I know what's up with that

Johnson used to take care of all this sort of thing

but obviously he's not here Flynn first

how about hello nice to see you hello Eve

it's nice to see you nice to see you too second

Jenkins myself and the others

we're a solid machine here

now

you left the Annex in good hands you remember my hands

of course I remember you and your hands they're lovely

thank you my point is

it's not right for you to just show up from wherever

7 seconds in the future actually

is that a doorbell and and just start giving orders

it undermines my authority

you want me to start taking my cues off of you

got it no

not take cues

let's just start at the beginning where have you been

when did the Annex get a doorbell oh dear

where's Ezekiel

oh

who here speaks for the library

I do mate you got my double cheesed pepperoni

I do he doesn't speak for the library

who speaks for speaks for the library technically

that is true that is true

is there not to be an intersection

no I don't believe there should be

you do not speak for the library

is there not to be an intercession

intercess all you want mate

as long as I'm intercessing with my double cheese

extra Pep

I'm assuming he doesn't have my pizza on him no

no he does not

so he's not the pizza guy

no no he is not

let the intersection of dragons commence

this isn't good is it

no no it is not

this is weird

I mean even for this job

this is weird so he got dragon in a man costume

he is a lawyer

I represent the Fade long

western

pigs have stolen the mystic pearl of the Fade Long

so there's pigs and dragons now great

the arbiter library is now on record

he is not actually the the arbiter

you do not speak for the library seriously

are are any of you do not speak for the library

only the arbiter can speak

if the pearl is not returned by tomorrow's sunset

I cannot withhold the fury or the fate no

that's why

we're gonna get that pearl back into your hands ASAP

right Crown bear right Mr Carson

yes arbiter

have you selected your council yet for the intercession

my what

you mean Jenkins oh yes

thank what thank you uh

I gladly accept the honor of intercession

conseguly area for the arbiter of the library arbiter

we will begin the list of grievances in 8 minutes

ah well

let's say the arbiter and the conciliary

stay here with Mister Drake while the rest of us

may I get you anything to drink

the tears of our enemies

wrench from their bodies as their bones are crushed

I have Jasmine tea oh Jasmine

yes please

Mister Drake's a mystical pearl

he represents the eastern dragons

so I'm guessing the pearl of Shao

the western dragon stole it

their last known stronghold was in the caverns

underneath Rome

so we are going to Rome to fight

dragons who stole a mystic pearl

I love this job hopefully not fight more extraction

talking a heist here we're getting it back

it's a repo job one time

we absolutely need Jones

there's no way to pull him free no

he's stuck for as long as it takes

to review the Dragon's grievances

what do you mean grievances

he's written up a short list of issues

the Dragons have since the last intercession

which is what was that

oh

San Francisco 19:06

the earthquake that destroyed San Francisco

was that before or after because of

grievances were not reconciled and havoc was reached

Mister doesn't really be best if I take the lead

you don't think I can handle this

oh please

I well

let's see

is there a polite way of saying absolutely not

you know what actually

who cares absolutely not

I'm a librarian I can handle this

fire up the short list of grievances mate

home damn

see this is on my bucket list

the entrance to the Dragon's Lair

is in a little courtyard off the Vatican

last time we were together

we broke into Buckingham Palace

and now we're breaking into the Vatican

not into not into

we're not breaking into um where is the Vatican

you think being up this high we could see it from here

is that because we're on the Vatican school

we might be on the Vatican

oh my god was that the Pope

was that the Pope possibly

this this is it

this is the entrance wait wait

what are we looking for scuzzi scuzzi

we're looking for riddles

three things that dragons love

sleeping rust Meyer movies and riddles

cops don't sound too happy yeah

I'm thinking it's definitely the Pope

well I'm not processing people possibilities

while we bruise the perimeter

looking for puzzles what am I saying

six piece three buses with P puzzles

puzzles like series of stone summaries

slightly higher than the others like raised

rise but notchy the but notchy sequence

golden ratios golden like honey

honey and no no

no no listen hey

you have a memory right the other memory right

honey bees again I'm 9 years old ouch

I'm stung

it hurts it's dying

but I feel it's pain the pain the I got it

she didn't uh lose control

we've been working on it together

oh I lost it

I don't know what it is

it's either the left or the center or the right

I'm not sure which one these are not all the same stone

this is only room of concrete

but after they switch from marble

once you pushed for concrete

not rock like that one I got it

let me let go

do you have any idea what's down there

nope

that's the best part

one on thirty

okay I think um

that I should go first as guardian

we didn't hear from you last few weeks

you said you were gonna

find a way to bring the library back yeah

well I'm still working on it

it's not exactly

like finding a guy in a red and white sweater

I'm close I mean I'm almost close

but you could have been getting a lot closer

if I could just get closer

could have called for help

well I'm still used to working alone

uh huh all the running around weird cryptic quotes

and I guess that I just found that attractive

I knew it works but it's no excuse

when's the last time you had an actual partner guardian

anything

seven years ago she was a vampire okay

one needy relationship no actual vampire

oh

did she bite you

hello 3

riddle or trap probably both

I will check

right yeah right

that's never a good sound

that was close

this is very familiar okay

well what did you do last time

well before

what happened was

it was all sort of based on the kind of a rhythm thing

this is very

is it over

sound it sounds

what's making it go

we just have to keep making lots of noise

I'm gonna draw the fire

go grab the pearl

they're identical that's impossible

dragons always play by the rules

there's gotta be a clue I'm telling you

they look the same the boxes are different

that's African wood carving

that's 1960 Western and that's Asian

that's Asian it's the tsubuki style

is it over someone please tell me it's over

stone you alright

yep

I'm real good

stone what are you doing

we're not done The Lorenzo Museum is here

they have the biggest collection of original Tibetanis

in the world

not that you'd appreciate that

is he trying to be like me

doing the whole kind of cryptic banter

no cause he's not doing it right

please stop talking

hmm

we stuck

203 overflight privileges

for the North American territories arbiter

what is your response to 203

arbiter

finally pizza

he's a terrible amateur preaching to the choir Bob

it's not the pizza I am Dobra of the city of bronze

representative of the gin

I am here for the conclave

conclave someone called a conclave

was I deceived is so I will drown the world in blood

no blood drowning welcome to the conclave

no no don't

this is a Lady Sila Sila Landria of the Faye legions

sure you are

this is a

Cookland of the Iron Kingdom

and

Nick come on

this is just a bunch of continents in a red

that's not where someone must have called a coral

then what's a conclaive

I can't believe

it is a UN for all of the supernatural factions

where they can peacefully resolve the differences

and over which the arbiter of the library presides

right and we're negotiating with Mister Drake

got it hey

you so don't got it yeah

I warned you and per usual

I was ignored you know

something is fitting that flinch

it show up now

when you

people are proving that you shouldn't even be here

be here in your Annex yeah

heard that one before not your Annex

our library I'm tired of you making that mistake

you're not a librarian

you're a thief

and a thief who does not know what he's doing

I never know what I'm doing

that's my superpower mate

smarter to be lucky than lucky to be smart

what did that pearl do to stone

I wish I knew

the pearls aren't supposed to have any magical powers

dead end huh

Jenkins's door must have scrambled my senses okay

that is something I would have like to have known

before we broke into the Vatican

to fight dragons guys

that wall just moved by itself also

I don't think it's actually a wall

it debaters non essay part one

uh hi sorry to to wake you

we uh and that part about coming into Rob you

that was actually funny story

not that funny we came to retrieve pearl

margaritam non klepsinos bibliothicari

he says they didn't take it but the pearl is here

dragons can't lie it's part of you're being magic

so if he's not lying

then someone is framing the western dragons

see the things that come out of my mouth

don't even bother me anymore

Mr Dragon quick question

can you at least get us out of here

so we can get the pearl back to the other dragons and

you know stop the apocalypse

oh my God

the definitive collection of diva

tiny landscapes in Uvong rain next to Thornfield

are you insane

does this look like Thornfield to you

it's a metaphor you people don't appreciate art

no come on

don't what's wrong with you

sorry for the disturbance

this is a NATO exercise testing museum security

we now need to debrief make sure we passed

alright come on Cassandra with Cassandra

what's that you have there

careful whatever was in that pearls dangerous

oh no it's not dangerous but I think I am

oh

little criticism since I've been back

the librarians seem kind of evil

hey Cola

this is like a new governor of the estate unity

it's not them

it's whatever's inside that pearl possibly I got it too

and so seconded Bam

next order of business motion to allow Lupin

membership for both the Guild of Fictional Entities

and the World Crime League

on a provisional basis do I hear a second

second the motion is seconded

all those in favor I motion passes

pleasure to be your arbiter

our request to be recognised

oh flowers

hmm

hello love

that's the Gillac bloke

is he eating my extra cheese and double pepperoni

he is evil Jenkins you gonna help me out here or what

is it king of Jones

does the arbiter recognize me

I've never seen you before

the Fae legions vouch safe the son of Ben

and accept his bonafides

my esteemed colleagues

entities extraplanar beings

these have been trying times

and yet how long has it been since we met in conclave

long enough for once small problems to fester

and why because the librarian refused to deal with it

I submit that the library as an institution

has outlived its usefulness

in fact if rumour is to be believed

the current librarian has lost the library itself

only because you attacked it

an unfounded accusation hardly proper from the arbiter

are these the hands we should be putting our trust in

what are the hands did you have in mind

see see see

look at this girl I mean

she's right you know

I felt like I had all the answers

nobody else mattered hubris

but Thomas is if

the Apple Discord

the apple

discord created by the goddess Eris to wreak havoc

although she was afraid of blowback

so it doesn't really change you

but it does turn you into the worst version of yourself

do you say I'm gonna break somebody's skull over

misinterpreted landscape I hate the apple

not the library

okay two things one

we're never allowed in this museum again

well that makes sense and secondly

Ezekiel Jones can never touch whatever that thing

the apple of discord we have to get to Cassandra

I mean

the good news is how bad can evil Cassandra really be

you look different oh you have no idea

radi ratio Power Force 4 4 square

Molly Ronder took my ball and forced me to cry

at school school numbers

input effort low what are you doing

do you know what force ratios are

mass inertia velocity

you should really look it up

in this case I'm thinking

oh 8 pounds per

you brought this on yourself

dislocated wrist 8 pounds of pressure per square inch

saffinus nerve cluster 3 pounds of pressure per inch

and 6 pounds of pressure to the carotid artery

stops blood flow to the brain

this is unsatisfying

I do like this force ratio thing what to do

ha ha a power plant

it's perfect

you know something

every lecture you make everyone feel like idiots

but you slide just enough hints in there

to point us in the right direction

you want to help us

good luck in prison

but at the same time

you act like you're better than everyone else

complain about how we're in your way

invading your Annex you know

I could never figure out the real you until now

the real you is a coward I am not a coward

not for leaving this situation

you do not know not a coward for leaving

but for not choosing between the two

interesting lecture from a man

who can't decide whether he's going to be a thief

or a librarian yeah

well this librarian is going back in there

to save this place

and this thief is going back in there

to take July down a peg neither one's running away

I did choose

once

I chose a side in a very complicated

I chose

no good came of it

and over the years I chose again and again

each time little hope

lots of blood

but nothing really changed

I finally Learned my lesson and I came here

just to do my work alone

because why choose nothing

oh God nothing

ever changes

you did

vamia

what did you do to Cassandra not the question

the question is

what can your girl do with the power plant

seriously no

she tried to kill me right she tried to kill me too

population 2.8 million

but if we take concentric step down

gives us a wider dispersal progression past road

you stole my pizza I'm motion to close the floor

thank you librarian

I second the motion

which means it's time to call for a vote

to remove the librarians as arbiters of the conclave

wait no

I moved to reopen the floor objection

I mean we point of order

the alter resolution of 1123

states that

no conclave can begin without first

reading the minutes of the previous conclave

that should happen at the beginning of the meeting

as noted in the Second Amendment of the Wald Newton

by law section C

paragraph nine

in case of a transition between negotiations

you declared a conclave

so Drake properly declared an intercession

however Mr Jones did not properly announce the conclave

so we have skipped the minutes

after all he is a terrible arbiter

hmm wouldn't do to muck about with protocol

you'll find the minutes in section F

shelf 23 if you please

well this could take a while

silly

you have to dump the trains in the municipal grids

first Cassandra

hey guys guess you found me huh

what you doing oh

I was just gonna use this one little power station

to set up a cascade failure of Europe's power grid

cool huh

bonus points

if I can jump the channel and shut down London

this is what the apple does to Cassandra

we are definitely not letting Ezekiel

get his hands on it no

well that's gonna hurt a lot of folks

uh huh

death toll estimates are between 680,000 and 845,000

give or take depending on the number of electrocutions

but oh

the total and complete infrastructure collapse hmm

that's gonna be the yummiest why Cassandra

duh because

practical applications are more fun than theories see

I have this gift and it lets me calculate everything

see everything

and yet I never take it all the way down

now zip it blondie

I'm thinking in rings of rocks and quirks Cassandra

what's the last digit in pie

there isn't one pie is irrational no

I'm pretty sure that there is

what's the the other one is Oilers number

it ends with a 6 I just said pie is irrational

if you really think about it

if I think about it if

I am always thinking about everything all of the time

I have all of the numbers inside of my head

so I am not some stupid

SCI fi robot that you can put into a recursive loop

with some dumb trick like

did you say six

oiler was the off switch not pie well

she writes a lot in this old notebook

and I pay attention apple

apple all right I'll stay here and uh

I got the power grid what happened to my clothes

oh here

alright come on

what hello

you thinking what I'm thinking yeah

ditch the snot no sidekicks

get ourselves a penthouse with room service interview

but first we take over the world I like this plan oh

your world or mine well mine's bigger

bigger isn't always better

well both then after all we need

the power you don't get to just walk in and take charge

I am in charge I do the job every day

I'm in charge because I build the power of the library

you can't even imagine the burden

you run around like a half with clown

half with clown wasn't for me

you would still be a civilian with no sense of magic

wait wait

if I have the responsibility

I get the command

and you all need to shut up and follow order

I could cut you to rivets

what is going on with this day

Flynn please don't kill Lamia

yes listen to your guardian

listen to your guardian don't kill the Lamia

you're not worth my time none of you are worth my time

when I think of all the sacrifice

all the years the magic I know I could be a God

motion to accept cellular phone technology

as a formal branch of wizardry

was accepted by enough

I moved to accept the minutes

and return to the business at hand

I'd rather hear the rest of the minutes

you refuse to call for a vote

yes no

a motion has been made and seconded

but refuses to call for a vote

to the arbiter is out of order

I call for an immediate vote of no confidence

in the arbiter and by extension

the librarians I call for a vote to end the library

Lyn you're not thinking straight

thinking straight

I've never thought straighter in my life

last chance Eve

you and me and all the magic in the world

but bring something that shows a little skin for once

no ciao

you know between us girls

even friends live all you know

do I have a second

I you don't even know what you're voting for

oh no

Mr Drake nice pair of cliches on your feet

by the way

this is a conclave and your lock is called for a vote

which could only be a vote of no confidence which means

you three again

out out I say

out minions out imposters daddy's home

where was I

oh yes

I'm the librarian not that broken down Chicken Little

and not his highly overrated criminal companion me

I'm the one you came to see

after all the librarian

the big no

guys how are you Dobra

still cheating on those 7 wives of yours

doing that whole drowning the world in blood thing

every time you're feeling a little insecure

why lady

still still working on those self esteem issues

by throwing yourself in enough

is that word even in your vocabulary

never mind

you know what if you want it

I mean if you really want it

you can have it take it

take the library take the books

take the artifacts take the responsibility

I don't want it I have seen things

magic and power

do you honestly think that any single one of you could

take me

are you ill ha

I've never felt better in my life

how clear is my thinking how good do I feel

how good do I look

we need to get that apple away from him

it makes people evil I can get it

I don't think so

last thing we need right now is an evil you

someone has to get that apple away from him

as I said to Jane Adams once

during a very aggressive game of croquet

the best offense is really just a good offense

the presidency would be easy

but that's not real power

presidency of the world all the nations answering to me

yes and think of the wardrobe

you're a disgrace to this library

Anta Judson now release that apple

oh you don't say that name

in fact

I don't even really know why I let you stay here

you miserable charity case

now I call for a vote of no confidence

and I expect each and every one of you pathetic excuses

yes Flynn

uh let me finish

pathetic excuses for bad because you're all wonderful

and we need to put all this foolishness behind us

before things get out of hand

um unrestrained magic can be dangerous

I mean all it really takes is one lunatic

one apple wielding overworked

unappreciated but genuinely kind of a nice guy

who has access to that kind of power

to make it all go away and it can all go away

unless and this is really the takeaway here

we have a library and that is why we need a librarian

right to protect us

to protect us all

you pickpocketed the apple

yeah Jenkins distracted him pretty Nate

are you evil

no don't feel any different

you're immune

no he's already the worst version of himself

you say that like it's a bad thing

what were you thinking

I was actually just thinking that

I now appreciate the advantage of having both

a librarian and a thief

librarians aren't perfect

none of us are somebody needs to hold the line

somebody needs to keep it on an even keel

and that being said Mister Arbiter

I believe we have a motion on the floor

oh in favour of replacing the librarians or whatever

all opposed yeah

sounds pretty unanimous to me no

we don't agree our business is not done

you have not returned the stolen pearl of the feylon

you have not fulfilled your duties as arbiter

and for that the feylon were weak

horrible vengeance they were

shouldn't you have bolted the minute this turned up

mate see ladies gents

the minute I heard the story of the stolen pearl

my very good thief brain began thinking

who had access who do the Eastern Dragons trusts

any idea who that could be Mister Drake

huh

and that my dear friends

is how you arbit

arbit

arbitrize

right conclave over everybody out

I know this was you

all of it

Mister Drake stealing the pearl the conclave

trying to take the library

was I that transparent you woke the dragons

are you insane

they would have destroyed the world 60% 65 at most

it's not too late you know you can still join me

the conclave is over

Mr Dulac

of course our sides have always been chosen for us

haven't they

no

we choose

thousand years ago

you know that very moment

when you and I stop being whatever we were

if I hadn't tried

I'd actually be the monster you think I am

travel well

halfway clown here hey

people like clowns really

name one

transfer papers well

you're still a member of the NATO

counterterrorism group sign those papers

and you're permanently transferred to the library

tear them up and you can leave tomorrow

what brought this on I'm giving you a choice

I met you we recruited you

I gave you a job and then I took off

and that's no way that's not how that's stop

I wanna treat like an equal

well you're out of practice being with people well

I'm out of practice being a person

but you you've really built something here I mean

stone knows Cassandra well

enough to help her with her visions

Ezekiel Jones and Jenkins working together

are you kidding me right

listen they listen to you

and it's because you're here and you doing the job

this is your space now not mine

try telling the desk

that it hasn't quite figured that out

I guess what I'm trying to say is I'll stay if you stay

how did you know that I had a penny

because I pay attention

I'll stay

but you go go back out well

I'm gonna stay

but I wanna stay cause library and library

we had two missions

mine was to train them and they're doing okay oh

I said they're doing better than okay

yours was to find the library

and I look in your eyes and I know you haven't given up

not yet

go finish your mission

are you sure are you really sure

absolutely if there's one thing I know

it's when a mission's not done and yours just isn't

or maybe I'm wrong maybe

come back alive librarian

oh come on

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

haha