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Hi, Grandpa.

My parents have been giving me so much crap about not spending enough time with

my step -granddads.

So I just called them both over at the same time, you know? Still two birds

one stone.

They're always, like, trying to be my favorite, get my attention, like... So

I'll get some gifts out of it. It won't be all bad.

No, I didn't say that they were cute. I said that it was cute.

You know, like, but I guess they are kind of cute and like, uh, and like, uh,

I was hot when I was young and I still managed to fuck a girl's brains out that

way.

No, they look better than you in that sexy red dress.

They weren't coming over.

I do so many dirty things to you.

Okay, I gotta go.

They're here.

Bye.

I don't know why you're here. I don't know. You know I hate it when you have

both of us at the same time.

I am OG Pop -Pop here.

Oh, there's no such thing. I'm the original OG Pop -Pop in this house.

You guys don't have to fight.

I love you both the same.

Well... Which is why I brought you a little gift hair today, sweetheart. Come

over here so that I may be able to tip my behalf there.

Let's see what it is.

Oh, thank you so much.

Yeah, I like it.

This is great.

This is so, you're so thoughtful.

Whoa.

Even I know that's at the top of the bad gift list.

Where I, on the other hand, have a present she is going to love.

Oh, my God.

Oh, that's so cute.

Thank you so much.

Why don't you go try it on, honey?

Right now?

Yeah, sure.

Okay.

All right.

That's your bad gift.

Why don't you go throw the fuck up? Whatever, boomer. She's going to look

smoking hot in my outfit, and yours is going straight to the goodwill. You're

asshole. Oh, cry me a river.

I'm going to go take a piss.

It's so hot in there.

I don't know any better.

I think my grandpa Eric might want to sleep with me.

I think I love this.

I think I love this.

I love this. It's such a good color.

What happened to Grandpa Eric?

Oh, well, he went to the restroom and he hasn't returned yet. You know how old

guys are with the, you know, prostate issues.

Oh, God.

But I got to hand it to him. You do look lovely in that present.

Thank you so much.

And, you know, it wasn't that I didn't like your gift.

I'm just more of a sportsy kind of girl.

I know, I know.

Well, how about you make me, let me make it up to you with one of my famous foot

rubs. Would you?

Of course.

I would love that.

It feels incredible.

Hey, I thought we were going out for ice cream. When did you go back in the

bathroom? Can't you see I'm trying to take care of my baby here?

Take care of her? You couldn't give her a massage if your life depended on it.

Are you kidding me?

Look, I'll show you what's good.

I'll show you what this is all about.

You have no idea.

You just sit over there and do whatever the hell you're going to do. But you

know what? I know at the end of the day...

She's going to call me the best pop -pops, and she's going to appreciate my

rubs way more than yours.

Look at you.

Better foot rub.

He's using both of his hands like they're fucking wrecking balls or

He's got a band -aid on, for God's sake.

I am a finesse.

Pressure points.

Nothing else. You remember the cell phone you were talking about that you

Maybe Pop Pops will buy that for you. What is this bribery shit? I don't need

bribery. She's already taken like 20 trips to the beach with me. All the

Who gives a shit about the beach? You want a beach, honey? I'll take you to

Europe. You ever see the beaches of Europe, sweetheart?

First of all, I don't need to bribe you, but you can have my car.

Can you just stop?

Can you just stop? Can you just accept that I love you both equally?

I love you the same. I think you're both funny and charming and hot and...

Hold on.

Excuse me? What was that?

Never mind.

It was just something I was talking about with my friend.

And what? You said that we were hot?

I said you guys look like you can, you know, you know how to make a girl really

calm. Give that five.

Um...

How exactly would you know that? I thought you had a girlfriend.

I do, but I've slept with a couple guys, and when I tell you, they don't know

how to do anything.

Anything.

Well, I mean, I'll tell you what. If you really feel that way, I guess

I don't mind coming in, you know, tied for your favor.

Tied? Fuck tied.

I'll be dead before anyone thinks that he can fuck better than I can.

Now you're just being ridiculous.

Come on, honey. I'll show you what's good.

What the hell are you doing? That's your granddaughter.

She said she's down.

Yeah, honestly, I wouldn't mind.

See? She's fine with it. I am certainly fine with it. I can't believe we're

having this conversation right now. Oh, just because we're not holding up tight

sticks in the mud.

You know, I can't believe you two are doing this. This is so wrong.

Oh, my

gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

My puppy's so much better than all the other boys I've had.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I definitely spend more time with you guys than we

spend at Lisa.

See if you relax a little, buddy.

You're all right this time.

He's a good grandpa.

I'm so sick of it.

You did that very well.

Yeah.

Thank you.

um um

um um

He looks relaxed for me.

I just grabbed my pigtails in front of my grandpa.

You want to sit on Papa's lap? I'd love to.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yeah.

You make Papa feel young again.

or just lay back and enjoy yourself.

Sure, yeah.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

or something.

I can see that.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

It's so fucking good.

There's something I thought of that I haven't done since the oldie. Can you,

can you help bring her, bring her pussy right up here, will you?

Oh,

my God.

Oh, honey.

Don't worry, buddy.

Don't worry, princess.

I'm bringing it right up here. Closer, closer up here. Oh my gosh.

In fact, I fell down and I can't get up.

Why don't you just bend right back there so that he can't give his dick to you.

I broke my glass.

Oh, my gosh. She is talented.

Oh,

my

gosh.

Oh,

my gosh.

What are you doing sweetheart?

You guys spoiled me.

I can't believe my granddaughter is such a tall slut.

This was a good plan. I did my best.

I'll tell you that was a good plan.

Oh, my.

Oh, God.

Oh, man. I can just feel the pussy dripping all over my cock and mouth.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God, yeah.

I worked so hard for it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

You always got to one -up me, don't you?

Oh, gee, Grandpa.

There's no more competition anymore.

We can all get along, can't we?

All right, Sleepy. No more competitions.

Well, I didn't agree to that.

Thank you.