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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,206 --> 00:00:02,586 PREVIOUSLY ON "sMOTHERED"... 2 00:00:02,586 --> 00:00:05,000 Y'ALL LOOKING LIKE SOME GHETTO MERMAIDS OR SOMETHING. 3 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,034 SHE'S 21, WE'RE GOING TO VEGAS. 4 00:00:07,034 --> 00:00:08,482 I'M LOOKING AT YOU FOR GUIDANCE. 5 00:00:08,482 --> 00:00:10,344 I'M LOOKING AT YOU TO SAY, "THIS IS TOO MUCH." 6 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:12,413 THIS ISN'T WHAT SHOULD BE PROJECTED 7 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:14,068 FOR A MOM AND A DAUGHTER. 8 00:00:14,068 --> 00:00:16,517 YOU DON'T THINK ANYTHING'S WRONG WITH IT, YOU'RE CRAZY. 9 00:00:18,413 --> 00:00:21,413 EVERYONE IS A PART OF THIS JUST LIKE YOUR MOM AND YOU. 10 00:00:21,413 --> 00:00:23,758 SHE'S NOT JUST EVERYBODY ELSE. SHE'S MY MOM. 11 00:00:23,758 --> 00:00:27,482 THIS IS OUR SPECIAL TIME. THIS ISN'T HIS. 12 00:00:30,241 --> 00:00:31,689 YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON I'VE TOLD. 13 00:00:31,689 --> 00:00:33,931 -I'M SO HAPPY! -SHH, SHH, SHH. 14 00:00:33,931 --> 00:00:35,275 YOU HAVE TO PRETEND YOU DON'T KNOW. 15 00:00:35,275 --> 00:00:36,689 -THAT I DON'T KNOW. -YOU CAN'T TELL YOU KNOW. 16 00:00:36,689 --> 00:00:38,586 NO, I WON'T. 17 00:00:38,586 --> 00:00:41,689 Angelica: IF THE WATER IS STILL HOT, WE WILL SHARE THE BATH WATER. 18 00:00:41,689 --> 00:00:42,965 HMM. 19 00:00:42,965 --> 00:00:44,620 ANGELICA MADE VERY CLEAR EARLY 20 00:00:44,620 --> 00:00:47,310 IN THE RELATIONSHIP ABOUT HER MOTHER. 21 00:00:47,310 --> 00:00:50,931 JASON ASKED ME TO MOVE IN WITH HIM. 22 00:00:50,931 --> 00:00:52,551 ARE YOU NOT STILL MARRIED? 23 00:00:54,896 --> 00:00:56,517 YES. 24 00:00:58,965 --> 00:01:00,068 AND COMING UP... 25 00:01:00,068 --> 00:01:02,551 -WHOO! -VEGAS! 26 00:01:02,551 --> 00:01:04,000 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 27 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,862 I THINK THIS IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING 28 00:01:05,862 --> 00:01:08,103 I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 29 00:01:08,103 --> 00:01:10,137 I AM THE GREATEST MOTHER. 30 00:01:10,137 --> 00:01:12,137 YOU'RE GONNA SLIP. YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST MOUTH. 31 00:01:12,137 --> 00:01:15,034 I HOPE NO ONE ELSE FEELS BAD THAT I KNOW FIRST. 32 00:01:15,034 --> 00:01:16,758 THAT'S WHY YOU GOT TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. 33 00:01:16,758 --> 00:01:20,206 I KNOW. I HOPE I DON'T SLIP. 34 00:01:20,206 --> 00:01:21,896 YOU GUYS ARE WEARING THE SAME SWEATER. 35 00:01:21,896 --> 00:01:23,689 REALLY? -SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND. 36 00:01:23,689 --> 00:01:26,000 YEP. -YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. 37 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,724 NOBODY LIKES YOU GUYS. 38 00:01:28,724 --> 00:01:29,931 Angelica: I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS. 39 00:01:29,931 --> 00:01:32,758 MY MOM AND JASON HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER 40 00:01:32,758 --> 00:01:34,344 SINCE HE ASKED ME TO MOVE IN. 41 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:35,965 THIS IS FOR YOU. 42 00:01:35,965 --> 00:01:38,482 THE ONE WHO LOVES YOU MOST. MOMMY. 43 00:01:38,482 --> 00:01:39,827 -THAT'S RIGHT. -YES. 44 00:01:39,827 --> 00:01:41,206 THE ONE THAT LOVES YOU THE MOST. 45 00:01:43,586 --> 00:01:46,586 --Captions by VITAC-- www.vitac.com 46 00:01:46,586 --> 00:01:49,586 CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS 47 00:01:52,793 --> 00:01:54,655 Sunhe: HOW ARE YOU EVEN GOING TO MAKE ANY PLANS 48 00:01:54,655 --> 00:01:57,758 WITH YOU STILL BEING MARRIED, FOR GOD SAKES? 49 00:02:00,793 --> 00:02:04,034 I DIDN'T PLAN THAT FAR. 50 00:02:04,034 --> 00:02:06,724 JASON AND I HAVE BEEN DATING FOR ALMOST TWO YEARS, 51 00:02:06,724 --> 00:02:08,965 AND HE WANTS TO TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL 52 00:02:08,965 --> 00:02:11,000 BY US MOVING IN TOGETHER. 53 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,724 BUT I'VE NEVER LIVED WITH ANYONE BESIDES MY MOM. 54 00:02:14,724 --> 00:02:19,103 HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT MOVING IN WITH ME? 55 00:02:19,103 --> 00:02:21,241 I WOULD BE WILLING TO DO IT, BUT I WANT TO MAKE SURE 56 00:02:21,241 --> 00:02:24,655 THAT MY MOM IS OKAY WITH IT, TOO. 57 00:02:24,655 --> 00:02:27,034 I DO WANT TO MOVE IN WITH JASON, 58 00:02:27,034 --> 00:02:31,172 BUT I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT MY MOM APPROVES. 59 00:02:31,172 --> 00:02:33,068 JASON DOES HAVE A LOT OF BAGGAGE 60 00:02:33,068 --> 00:02:36,827 AND I DON'T KNOW IF MY MOM CAN LOOK PAST IT. 61 00:02:36,827 --> 00:02:39,103 ARE YOU FEELING COMFORTABLE WITH THIS WHOLE SITUATION 62 00:02:39,103 --> 00:02:40,689 WITH HIM STILL BEING MARRIED? 63 00:02:40,689 --> 00:02:43,655 REALLY, THE MARRIAGE THING DOESN'T BOTHER ME AS MUCH 64 00:02:43,655 --> 00:02:46,793 BECAUSE I KNOW THAT HE'S EVENTUALLY GONNA GET IT DONE. 65 00:02:46,793 --> 00:02:48,310 REALLY, THE THING THAT'S BOTHERING ME THE MOST 66 00:02:48,310 --> 00:02:50,103 IS THAT HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S BELONGINGS 67 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:51,724 ARE STILL IN HIS HOUSE. 68 00:02:55,379 --> 00:02:58,068 JASON HAS BEEN SEPARATED FROM HIS WIFE FOR YEARS, 69 00:02:58,068 --> 00:03:01,137 AND THEN AFTER THEY SPLIT UP, HE MET SOMEONE NEW, 70 00:03:01,137 --> 00:03:03,137 AND SHE ENDED UP MOVING INTO HIS HOUSE. 71 00:03:03,137 --> 00:03:05,482 AFTER THEY BROKE UP, THAT'S WHEN HE MET ME. 72 00:03:05,482 --> 00:03:08,068 AS FAR AS I KNOW, THE WIFE AND THE EX-GIRLFRIEND 73 00:03:08,068 --> 00:03:09,931 ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF THE PICTURE, 74 00:03:09,931 --> 00:03:13,862 BUT THE EX-GIRLFRIEND'S STUFF IN HIS HOUSE BOTHERS ME. 75 00:03:13,862 --> 00:03:16,896 IF SOMEONE CAME INTO HIS WALK-IN CLOSET 76 00:03:16,896 --> 00:03:18,379 AND SAW ALL THOSE FEMALE CLOTHES, 77 00:03:18,379 --> 00:03:20,172 THEY WOULD THINK THAT SHE STILL LIVES THERE. 78 00:03:20,172 --> 00:03:23,448 BUT HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE YOU'VE BEEN NOT WITH HER? 79 00:03:23,448 --> 00:03:26,379 WHY IS HER BELONGINGS STILL IN YOUR OWN HOME? 80 00:03:26,379 --> 00:03:28,551 THAT'S A GREAT POINT. 81 00:03:31,103 --> 00:03:33,827 SHE'S LIVING WITH HER FOLKS. 82 00:03:33,827 --> 00:03:36,034 SHE DOESN'T HAVE HER OWN PLACE, 83 00:03:36,034 --> 00:03:39,689 AND I DON'T WANT TO BE MEAN PURPOSEFULLY 84 00:03:39,689 --> 00:03:41,931 AND THROW HER STUFF OUT ON THE STREET. 85 00:03:44,379 --> 00:03:46,896 IT'S COMPLICATED WITH MY EX-GIRLFRIEND, 86 00:03:46,896 --> 00:03:49,137 BUT I'M FULLY COMMITTED TO ANGELICA, 87 00:03:49,137 --> 00:03:53,931 AND ASKING HER TO MOVE IN WAS MY BIG STEP 88 00:03:53,931 --> 00:03:58,344 TO PROVE TO HER THAT I WAS SERIOUS. 89 00:03:58,344 --> 00:04:02,620 SHE WILL NOT MOVE IN WITH YOU AS A GIRLFRIEND. 90 00:04:02,620 --> 00:04:05,413 SHE SHOULD BE ENGAGED. 91 00:04:05,413 --> 00:04:08,000 I LOVE YOU, BABY, AND I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE 92 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:13,172 THAT YOU'RE GONNA GET A PROMISE OF COMMITMENT. 93 00:04:13,172 --> 00:04:15,793 I WANT YOU TO HAVE THAT RING. 94 00:04:15,793 --> 00:04:17,931 SUNHE'S VERY INTIMIDATING, 95 00:04:17,931 --> 00:04:20,827 AND SHE'S VERY STUCK IN HER BELIEFS. 96 00:04:20,827 --> 00:04:24,275 I WOULD HOPE SUNHE WOULD BLESS US TO MOVE ON 97 00:04:24,275 --> 00:04:29,034 AND LET ANGELICA'S WINGS OPEN. 98 00:04:29,034 --> 00:04:34,793 AM I INCLUDED IN THIS DECISION TO MOVE IN TOGETHER, OR... 99 00:04:37,620 --> 00:04:41,689 JUST ANGELICA TO COME MOVE IN. 100 00:04:41,689 --> 00:04:48,724 ♪♪ 101 00:04:48,724 --> 00:04:52,068 SO I AM NOT INCLUDED INTO THIS MOVE? 102 00:04:55,344 --> 00:04:56,931 IS THIS WHAT YOU REALLY WANT? 103 00:04:56,931 --> 00:05:03,275 ♪♪ 104 00:05:03,275 --> 00:05:04,896 I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU, MOM. 105 00:05:07,034 --> 00:05:10,413 I WANT TO GROW OLD WITH SOMEONE. YOU KNOW, I WANT TO BE MARRIED. 106 00:05:10,413 --> 00:05:11,758 BUT I WANT HER, TOO. 107 00:05:11,758 --> 00:05:14,758 BUT I WANT TO MAKE A LIFE FOR MYSELF IF I DO DECIDE 108 00:05:14,758 --> 00:05:16,758 TO HAVE KIDS AND GET MARRIED. 109 00:05:16,758 --> 00:05:19,896 SHE'S NOT GONNA BE HERE FOREVER. 110 00:05:19,896 --> 00:05:23,793 HOW ABOUT WHEN YOU'RE ACTUALLY DONE 111 00:05:23,793 --> 00:05:28,482 WITH ALL THESE THINGS, WE TALK ABOUT THIS MORE? 112 00:05:28,482 --> 00:05:33,413 JASON NEEDS TO GET RID OF HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S BELONGINGS 113 00:05:33,413 --> 00:05:37,103 IN HIS HOME, GET DIVORCED FROM HIS WIFE, 114 00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:40,137 AND PUT A RING ON MY DAUGHTER'S FINGER 115 00:05:40,137 --> 00:05:42,620 TO SHOW THAT HE'S COMMITTED TO HER. 116 00:05:42,620 --> 00:05:47,379 UNTIL HE DOES THOSE THINGS, I CANNOT BLESS THE RELATIONSHIP. 117 00:05:47,379 --> 00:05:51,551 IF ANGELICA KNOWS THAT THERE'S SOMETHING THAT I STAND BY, 118 00:05:51,551 --> 00:05:56,551 AND IT'S VERY STRONG, SHE WILL LISTEN TO ME. 119 00:05:56,551 --> 00:05:58,862 UNDERSTOOD. 120 00:05:58,862 --> 00:06:01,931 I'LL GO AHEAD AND HEAD OUT. 121 00:06:01,931 --> 00:06:03,896 SEE YOU LATER, HONEY? -OKAY. 122 00:06:03,896 --> 00:06:06,068 I FEEL THAT IF SUNHE WAS NOT IN THE PICTURE, 123 00:06:06,068 --> 00:06:08,758 ANGELICA WOULD MOVE IN WITH ME RIGHT AWAY. 124 00:06:08,758 --> 00:06:10,551 EVEN THOUGH ANGELICA IS AN ADULT, 125 00:06:10,551 --> 00:06:13,344 SHE DOESN'T MAKE ANY DECISIONS WITHOUT HER MOTHER. 126 00:06:13,344 --> 00:06:15,655 IT IS A LITTLE ODD FOR A 30-YEAR-OLD WOMAN 127 00:06:15,655 --> 00:06:16,931 TO ASK PERMISSION. 128 00:06:16,931 --> 00:06:19,689 IT MAKES OUR RELATIONSHIP VERY COMPLICATED. 129 00:06:22,034 --> 00:06:25,724 THE DEGREE OF CONTROL THAT SUNHE HAS OVER 130 00:06:25,724 --> 00:06:28,000 MY RELATIONSHIP IS UNPRECEDENTED. 131 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:31,448 IT'S -- I'VE NEVER ENCOUNTERED THAT BEFORE. 132 00:06:31,448 --> 00:06:34,793 WOW. 133 00:06:34,793 --> 00:06:37,103 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 134 00:06:37,103 --> 00:06:39,275 ARE YOU MAD? 135 00:06:39,275 --> 00:06:40,586 I'M NOT MAD. 136 00:06:40,586 --> 00:06:42,689 I'M SURPRISED. 137 00:06:42,689 --> 00:06:45,137 I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE HERE BY MYSELF. 138 00:06:45,137 --> 00:06:47,034 I LOVE OUR LITTLE HOME. 139 00:06:47,034 --> 00:06:48,827 IF I COULD HAVE IT MY WAY, 140 00:06:48,827 --> 00:06:52,137 I WOULD HAVE ANGELICA ALL TO MYSELF. 141 00:06:52,137 --> 00:06:56,482 I'LL BE COMPLETELY HAPPY IF IT WAS JUST HER AND I. 142 00:06:56,482 --> 00:06:59,793 YEAH, I KNEW YOU'D BE UPSET ABOUT IT. 143 00:06:59,793 --> 00:07:01,551 SHE'S MY EVERYTHING, 144 00:07:01,551 --> 00:07:06,862 BUT THE FEELING OF "WITHOUT HER" MAKES ME FEEL HELPLESS. 145 00:07:09,344 --> 00:07:11,103 HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU AWAY FROM ME. 146 00:07:11,103 --> 00:07:19,413 ♪♪ 147 00:07:19,413 --> 00:07:27,724 ♪♪ 148 00:07:27,724 --> 00:07:31,000 Kathy: I BELIEVE THAT ALL MOTHERS LOVE THEIR DAUGHTERS THE WAY I DO. 149 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,241 I'M NOT GONNA SAY THAT I LOVE MY DAUGHTER MORE. 150 00:07:33,241 --> 00:07:35,000 I JUST FEEL LIKE WE HAVE A DIFFERENT 151 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,862 KIND OF BOND THAN THEY DO. 152 00:07:37,862 --> 00:07:42,241 I'M HER FIRST CALL OF THE DAY, I'M HER LAST CALL OF THE NIGHT. 153 00:07:42,241 --> 00:07:44,068 -HELLO. -WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 154 00:07:44,068 --> 00:07:46,413 -NOTHING. -I WAS GONNA COME BY. 155 00:07:46,413 --> 00:07:47,965 YEAH, I WAS WONDERING WHERE THE HELL YOU WERE. 156 00:07:47,965 --> 00:07:49,620 I'M COMING NOW. I'LL BE THERE IN A FEW MINUTES. 157 00:07:49,620 --> 00:07:50,758 -ALL RIGHT, BYE. -ALL RIGHT, BYE. 158 00:07:50,758 --> 00:07:52,586 Kathy: I SEE HER EVERY MORNING. 159 00:07:52,586 --> 00:07:54,344 WE DECIDE WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO FOR THE DAY. 160 00:07:54,344 --> 00:07:57,620 WE EITHER MEET FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH, OR DINNER. 161 00:07:57,620 --> 00:07:59,724 OR ALL OF THEM. 162 00:07:59,724 --> 00:08:08,103 ♪♪ 163 00:08:08,103 --> 00:08:10,413 CRISTINA LIVES FIVE HOUSES AWAY FROM ME. 164 00:08:10,413 --> 00:08:15,862 ♪♪ 165 00:08:15,862 --> 00:08:21,310 ♪♪ 166 00:08:21,310 --> 00:08:23,310 AND I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY. 167 00:08:27,517 --> 00:08:28,965 Kathy: GEEZ, YOU GUYS COULD SHOVEL A LITTLE, 168 00:08:28,965 --> 00:08:30,965 YOU THINK? -I KNOW, RIGHT? 169 00:08:30,965 --> 00:08:33,724 MY MOM AND I HAVE A ONE-OF-A-KIND RELATIONSHIP. 170 00:08:33,724 --> 00:08:36,310 I DON'T THINK ANYONE'S RELATIONSHIP CAN AMOUNT 171 00:08:36,310 --> 00:08:39,655 TO OURS TOGETHER. 172 00:08:39,655 --> 00:08:41,310 SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND. YEP. 173 00:08:41,310 --> 00:08:43,482 YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. 174 00:08:43,482 --> 00:08:44,620 YOU WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK? 175 00:08:44,620 --> 00:08:46,448 YEAH, I'LL HAVE, UH -- WHAT DO YOU GOT? 176 00:08:46,448 --> 00:08:48,344 -I'M HAVING COFFEE. -YOU GOT ANY DIET POP? 177 00:08:48,344 --> 00:08:51,172 ACTUALLY, I'D RATHER HAVE A DRINK, BUT IT'S TOO EARLY. 178 00:08:51,172 --> 00:08:52,551 SAVE THAT FOR LATER. 179 00:08:52,551 --> 00:08:55,689 YOU COULD MAKE MIMOSAS AS LONG AS YOU'RE MAKING BACON. 180 00:08:55,689 --> 00:08:58,000 EVERYBODY FALLS IN LOVE WITH THEIR BABY, 181 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,793 BUT THE DAY I HAD CRISTINA, 182 00:08:59,793 --> 00:09:02,241 I DID FEEL LIKE THERE WAS A CONNECTION. 183 00:09:02,241 --> 00:09:03,551 IT WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE. 184 00:09:03,551 --> 00:09:04,620 OH, THANKS, MOM. 185 00:09:04,620 --> 00:09:07,827 SO SWEET. 186 00:09:07,827 --> 00:09:12,275 CRISTINA STARTED MIMICKING ME FROM A VERY YOUNG AGE. 187 00:09:12,275 --> 00:09:14,413 INSTEAD OF HER PLAYING WITH HER TOYS, 188 00:09:14,413 --> 00:09:15,965 OR PLAYING WITH THE OTHER KIDS, 189 00:09:15,965 --> 00:09:17,551 SHE WAS, LIKE, ALWAYS IN MY FACE, 190 00:09:17,551 --> 00:09:20,586 SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME, LISTENING TO EVERYTHING, 191 00:09:20,586 --> 00:09:22,620 WANTING TO BE A PART OF EVERYTHING. 192 00:09:22,620 --> 00:09:24,517 I CAN JUST REMEMBER HER GETTING DRESSED, 193 00:09:24,517 --> 00:09:26,206 AND I WOULD TRY AND PUT THE BELTS ON, 194 00:09:26,206 --> 00:09:28,275 AND THE HEELS, AND WALK ALONG WITH HER. 195 00:09:28,275 --> 00:09:30,448 I LOVE ROCK BANDS AND BIG HAIR, 196 00:09:30,448 --> 00:09:32,931 AND CRISTINA LOVES ROCK BANDS AND BIG HAIR, TOO. 197 00:09:32,931 --> 00:09:34,758 CAN YOU HELP ME PICK OUT SOMETHING TO WEAR? 198 00:09:34,758 --> 00:09:37,241 SO, I HAVE THIS BLACK SEE-THROUGH THING. 199 00:09:37,241 --> 00:09:38,448 WE'RE FLASHY. 200 00:09:38,448 --> 00:09:39,793 WE'RE SEQUINS, WE'RE RHINESTONES. 201 00:09:39,793 --> 00:09:42,137 ANYTHING THAT'S GOT A RHINESTONE ON IT GETS ME GOING. 202 00:09:42,137 --> 00:09:43,862 YOU GONNA WEAR SOMETHING UNDERNEATH THAT? 203 00:09:43,862 --> 00:09:46,448 A BRA WITH THE BLACK, LIKE, SEE-THROUGH PANTS. 204 00:09:46,448 --> 00:09:48,862 OR THIS. -I LIKE THAT. 205 00:09:48,862 --> 00:09:50,413 I COULD WEAR IT WITH A BLACK SKIRT AND 206 00:09:50,413 --> 00:09:52,034 IT KIND OF GOES, YOU KNOW? -ALL RIGHT. 207 00:09:52,034 --> 00:09:53,689 BEFORE I DO ANYTHING, I WILL CALL HER 208 00:09:53,689 --> 00:09:56,620 AND SEE WHAT HER OPINION IS ON IT AND VICE VERSA. 209 00:09:56,620 --> 00:09:58,862 I WAS THINKING MAYBE THIS TOP. 210 00:09:58,862 --> 00:10:00,551 THAT'S SPARKLY. I LIKE THAT. 211 00:10:00,551 --> 00:10:03,931 CRISTINA WAS 10 YEARS OLD WHEN I HAD CARLY. 212 00:10:03,931 --> 00:10:05,793 WE'RE LIKE CARLY'S TWO MOTHERS. 213 00:10:05,793 --> 00:10:09,344 WE BOTH GIVE HER ADVICE. WE BOTH TELL HER WHAT TO DO. 214 00:10:09,344 --> 00:10:12,310 ALL RIGHT, HERE, YOU CAN CUT THE CHEESE. 215 00:10:12,310 --> 00:10:14,275 NO PUN INTENDED. YOU CAN CUT THE CHEESE. 216 00:10:14,275 --> 00:10:15,379 SO FUNNY, MOM. 217 00:10:15,379 --> 00:10:17,000 YOU GUYS ARE WEARING THE SAME SWEATER. 218 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,379 REALLY? SERIOUSLY? 219 00:10:18,379 --> 00:10:21,034 I ACTUALLY DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE IT WHEN I WALKED IN. 220 00:10:21,034 --> 00:10:24,137 MY SISTER IS VERY OBSESSED WITH MY MOM. 221 00:10:24,137 --> 00:10:27,758 AND MY MOM IS VERY OBSESSED WITH MY SISTER. 222 00:10:27,758 --> 00:10:32,000 I DO FEEL LEFT OUT JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE SO CLOSE. 223 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,965 CARLY, DO YOU WANT A RED SWEATER? 224 00:10:33,965 --> 00:10:35,793 OKAY, IF I WANT TO DRESS LIKE YOU, CRISTINA, 225 00:10:35,793 --> 00:10:37,551 I'LL JUST DRESS HALF NAKED. 226 00:10:37,551 --> 00:10:39,344 Kathy: OOH. CARLY IS MY BABY. 227 00:10:39,344 --> 00:10:42,517 SHE THINKS I LIKE CRISTINA BETTER, BUT IT'S NOT LIKE THAT. 228 00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:45,689 CARLY AND I ARE MOM AND DAUGHTER. 229 00:10:45,689 --> 00:10:47,586 CRISTINA AND I ARE LIKE FRIENDS. 230 00:10:50,448 --> 00:10:54,379 Carly: MY MOM AND SISTER ARE ALWAYS SO EXCITED TO SPEND TIME TOGETHER. 231 00:10:54,379 --> 00:10:56,344 IT'S LIKE THEY'RE IN THEIR OWN LITTLE WORLD, 232 00:10:56,344 --> 00:10:58,034 AND NO ONE ELSE IS INVITED IN. 233 00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:06,448 Cristina: IT WAS HARD FOR ME WHEN I FIRST GOT MARRIED. 234 00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:07,896 I NEVER TOLD MY HUSBAND THAT, 235 00:11:07,896 --> 00:11:09,896 BUT IT WAS HARD NOT LIVING WITH HER. 236 00:11:09,896 --> 00:11:12,379 Carly: CARLITO! 237 00:11:12,379 --> 00:11:14,586 CARLO, MY HUSBAND, HAS A PIZZA PLACE, 238 00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:15,827 AND HE WORKS A LOT. 239 00:11:15,827 --> 00:11:18,137 -HOW WAS WORK? -BUSY. 240 00:11:18,137 --> 00:11:20,310 KISSES. MWAH! 241 00:11:20,310 --> 00:11:23,551 I THINK I SPEND MORE TIME WITH MY MOM THAN MY HUSBAND. 242 00:11:25,620 --> 00:11:27,931 SO, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO FOR CARLO'S BIRTHDAY? 243 00:11:27,931 --> 00:11:29,241 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 244 00:11:29,241 --> 00:11:31,517 I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD DO, LIKE, HIS FAMILY, 245 00:11:31,517 --> 00:11:32,896 BROTHER, SISTERS. 246 00:11:32,896 --> 00:11:35,172 WILL THEY COME? 247 00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:36,551 GOOD QUESTION. WILL THEY COME? 248 00:11:36,551 --> 00:11:39,137 I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW. 249 00:11:39,137 --> 00:11:42,137 EVER SINCE I GOT WITH CARLO, 250 00:11:42,137 --> 00:11:44,275 I TRIED TO BE REALLY, REALLY CLOSE WITH HIS FAMILY, 251 00:11:44,275 --> 00:11:45,862 AND I WAS IN THE BEGINNING. 252 00:11:45,862 --> 00:11:47,965 WE ALL GOT ALONG, WE ALL DID THINGS TOGETHER. 253 00:11:47,965 --> 00:11:50,793 AS TIME WENT ON, THERE WAS DISAGREEMENTS, 254 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:53,551 AND THAT KIND OF STARTED A LITTLE BIT OF A DIVIDE. 255 00:11:53,551 --> 00:11:54,793 WE HAVE TO TALK TO CARLO FIRST, 256 00:11:54,793 --> 00:11:56,241 BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE BOTH. 257 00:11:56,241 --> 00:11:58,275 YOU'RE EITHER GOING TO HAVE FRIENDS OR FAMILY, RIGHT? 258 00:11:58,275 --> 00:11:59,413 RIGHT. 259 00:11:59,413 --> 00:12:00,482 -WHERE'S CARLO AT? -I DON'T KNOW. 260 00:12:00,482 --> 00:12:03,241 CAR! -WHAT'S UP? 261 00:12:03,241 --> 00:12:05,000 I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY. 262 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,206 -OKAY. -MY QUESTION IS THIS. 263 00:12:07,206 --> 00:12:08,965 YOU WANT TO HAVE YOUR FAMILY THERE? 264 00:12:08,965 --> 00:12:11,206 I WANT TO GO OUT, HAVE A GOOD TIME. 265 00:12:11,206 --> 00:12:12,344 OKAY, SO NO FAMILY. 266 00:12:12,344 --> 00:12:13,482 THAT'S IT. NO. 267 00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:15,827 YOU SHOULD INVITE YOUR FRIENDS. 268 00:12:15,827 --> 00:12:17,206 YOUR SINGLE FRIENDS. -NO. 269 00:12:17,206 --> 00:12:18,793 KEEP YOUR FRIENDS OUT OF THIS. 270 00:12:18,793 --> 00:12:22,413 WE DON'T NEED ANY, UH, COUGARS. 271 00:12:22,413 --> 00:12:26,137 WHAT'S WRONG WITH COUGARS? IT'S MORE FUN THAN YOUR FAMILY. 272 00:12:26,137 --> 00:12:28,241 [ LAUGHTER ] 273 00:12:28,241 --> 00:12:29,827 I'M JUST SAYING. 274 00:12:29,827 --> 00:12:32,517 IF YOU KEEP TELLING ME THAT, I'M GONNA FLIP OUT. 275 00:12:32,517 --> 00:12:35,275 JUST INVITE PEOPLE THAT LIKE ME AND CRISTINA. 276 00:12:35,275 --> 00:12:38,517 NO. NOBODY LIKES YOU GUYS. 277 00:12:38,517 --> 00:12:40,448 YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BE PART OF THIS. 278 00:12:40,448 --> 00:12:41,827 YOU'RE RIGHT. 279 00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:44,241 I'M DYING TO BE HANGING OUT WITH MY MOTHER ALL DAY. 280 00:12:45,586 --> 00:12:47,896 [ LAUGHTER ] 281 00:12:47,896 --> 00:12:49,689 Carlo: WHEN CRISTINA AND HER MOTHER ARE TOGETHER, 282 00:12:49,689 --> 00:12:52,310 IT'S THEIR LITTLE BUBBLE, 283 00:12:52,310 --> 00:12:53,862 AND THEY DON'T LIKE TO BE BOTHERED. 284 00:12:53,862 --> 00:12:55,586 IT'S EITHER YOU'RE IN OR YOU'RE OUT. 285 00:12:55,586 --> 00:12:58,827 A LOT OF PEOPLE SEE IT TO BE A LITTLE WEIRD, 286 00:12:58,827 --> 00:13:00,206 BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S MY WIFE, 287 00:13:00,206 --> 00:13:03,517 AND I'LL STAND BEHIND HER TILL I DIE. 288 00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:05,413 I'M OUT OF HERE. I'M GOING TO THE GYM. 289 00:13:05,413 --> 00:13:07,137 ADIOS. 290 00:13:08,965 --> 00:13:12,137 WHY DO YOU THINK HIS FAMILY HAS SUCH A PROBLEM WITH ME? 291 00:13:12,137 --> 00:13:13,241 YOU KNOW WHAT? 292 00:13:13,241 --> 00:13:14,931 TO BE HONEST, I JUST THINK IT'S, LIKE, 293 00:13:14,931 --> 00:13:16,620 THAT THEY THINK WE'RE, LIKE, RIDICULOUS 294 00:13:16,620 --> 00:13:18,034 BECAUSE WE'RE ALWAYS TOGETHER. 295 00:13:18,034 --> 00:13:20,448 LIKE, ANY TIME THAT HIS SISTER CALLS ME, 296 00:13:20,448 --> 00:13:21,896 LIKE, TO GO FOR LUNCH, I'M LIKE, 297 00:13:21,896 --> 00:13:23,931 "WELL, LET ME CALL MY MOM AND SEE WHAT SHE'S DOING." 298 00:13:23,931 --> 00:13:25,862 LIKE, THAT I WANT TO INCLUDE YOU ON IT. 299 00:13:25,862 --> 00:13:27,689 I DON'T WANT IT TO BE A PROBLEM FOR YOU 300 00:13:27,689 --> 00:13:29,517 THAT I'M WITH YOU ALL THE TIME. 301 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:30,862 NO, IT'S NOT. WELL, BUT IT'S TOO BAD 302 00:13:30,862 --> 00:13:32,931 BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE WITH ME NO MATTER WHAT. 303 00:13:32,931 --> 00:13:34,275 I'D LIKE TO HAVE A PARTY. 304 00:13:34,275 --> 00:13:35,517 IT'LL BE A LOT OF FUN. 305 00:13:35,517 --> 00:13:37,551 WE'LL DO IT UP THE WAY WE WANT TO DO IT. 306 00:13:37,551 --> 00:13:39,586 I THINK WE SHOULD USE THIS BIRTHDAY PARTY 307 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:42,310 AS MORE OF A THING FOR CARLY. 308 00:13:42,310 --> 00:13:43,689 OKAY. 309 00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:45,482 THIS PARTY IS AT MY HOUSE, AND I'M TRYING TO GET 310 00:13:45,482 --> 00:13:48,068 CARLY, MY YOUNGEST DAUGHTER, MARRIED OFF. 311 00:13:48,068 --> 00:13:50,172 I'M GONNA TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION 312 00:13:50,172 --> 00:13:52,758 BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW, I MAY FIND A GUY FOR CARLY 313 00:13:52,758 --> 00:13:54,689 WHOSE FAMILY ACTUALLY LIKES ME. 314 00:13:54,689 --> 00:13:57,448 Cristina: SHE'S GOING TO HATE US, BUT IN THE END, SHE MAY LOVE US. 315 00:13:57,448 --> 00:13:59,241 WHO KNOWS? -I GOT STUFF TO DO AT THE HOUSE. 316 00:13:59,241 --> 00:14:00,551 ARE YOU COMING BY? -YEAH. 317 00:14:00,551 --> 00:14:01,862 -WANT TO COME OVER? -I'LL BE BY IN A LITTLE BIT. 318 00:14:01,862 --> 00:14:03,000 ALL RIGHT. 319 00:14:04,862 --> 00:14:07,241 ABOUT TO GET MY LIPS. ABOUT TO GET MY LIPS. 320 00:14:07,241 --> 00:14:08,413 I DON'T AGREE. 321 00:14:08,413 --> 00:14:12,586 THE WONDERFUL MOTHER DOING THIS. -OH, [BLEEP]. 322 00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:14,896 IT'S PERFECT! IT'S GOOD! 323 00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:19,068 I DO WORRY THAT THE BABY WILL CHANGE THE DYNAMICS 324 00:14:19,068 --> 00:14:21,517 OF OUR RELATIONSHIP. 325 00:14:21,517 --> 00:14:24,413 MOTHER AND DAUGHTER. BEAUTIFUL. 326 00:14:29,137 --> 00:14:31,655 I LIKE YOUR NAMES, MIMI AND POPSIE. 327 00:14:31,655 --> 00:14:40,551 ♪♪ 328 00:14:40,551 --> 00:14:42,620 RIGHT NOW, I'M SEVEN WEEKS PREGNANT. 329 00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:46,000 JARED WANTED TO TELL OUR WHOLE FAMILY WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER, 330 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,655 AND TELL EVERYBODY IN PERSON, 331 00:14:47,655 --> 00:14:49,413 BUT I COULDN'T KEEP IT A SECRET FROM MY MOM. 332 00:14:49,413 --> 00:14:52,206 I WAS JUST SO EXCITED, I JUST FELT LIKE I HAD TO TELL HER. 333 00:14:52,206 --> 00:14:54,379 ARE YOU PREGNANT? 334 00:14:54,379 --> 00:14:56,310 OH, MY GOD! 335 00:14:56,310 --> 00:14:58,413 ARE YOU REALLY PREGNANT? 336 00:14:58,413 --> 00:15:01,379 I DO FEEL BAD THAT I DIDN'T KEEP MY PROMISE TO JARED. 337 00:15:01,379 --> 00:15:04,275 I HOPE NO ONE ELSE FEELS BAD THAT I KNOW FIRST. 338 00:15:04,275 --> 00:15:06,068 THAT'S WHY YOU GOT TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. 339 00:15:06,068 --> 00:15:07,482 I KNOW. I REALLY DO. 340 00:15:07,482 --> 00:15:09,275 I HOPE I DON'T SLIP. 341 00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:10,862 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW KATHY? 342 00:15:10,862 --> 00:15:13,241 YOU KNOW? -LAST TIME WE WERE HERE. 343 00:15:13,241 --> 00:15:14,965 WE'VE BEEN GOING TO KATHY TO DRESS ME 344 00:15:14,965 --> 00:15:17,551 EVER SINCE WE WERE SO YOUNG. 345 00:15:17,551 --> 00:15:22,000 I REMEMBER HER FIXING ALL OF OUR, YOU KNOW, MATCHING OUTFITS. 346 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,206 WEARING MATCHING OUTFITS IS MY MOM AND I'S THING. 347 00:15:25,206 --> 00:15:27,586 WE JUST HAVE SO MUCH FUN DRESSING ALIKE, 348 00:15:27,586 --> 00:15:29,793 AND MY MOM HAS BEEN BUYING ME CLOTHES 349 00:15:29,793 --> 00:15:32,172 THAT ARE SIMILAR TO HER EVER SINCE I WAS YOUNG. 350 00:15:32,172 --> 00:15:34,344 IT'S JUST SO MUCH FUN TO HAVE YOUR BEST FRIEND 351 00:15:34,344 --> 00:15:35,827 THAT YOU CAN SHARE THAT WITH. 352 00:15:35,827 --> 00:15:38,758 SO, AT 10 WEEKS, I'M GONNA FIND OUT WHAT THE GENDER IS. 353 00:15:38,758 --> 00:15:39,827 OH, MY GOD. 354 00:15:39,827 --> 00:15:40,827 BUT I'M NOT GONNA, LIKE, FIND OUT. 355 00:15:40,827 --> 00:15:42,103 -BUT I WANT TO KNOW! -NO, NO. 356 00:15:42,103 --> 00:15:43,862 CAN I FIND OUT AND NOT TELL YOU? 357 00:15:43,862 --> 00:15:46,379 NO, NO, NO. THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS. 358 00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:47,862 -OHH! -NO, THEN YOU'RE GONNA SLIP. 359 00:15:47,862 --> 00:15:49,206 YOU SLIP WITH EVERYTHING. -I'M SO EXCITED. 360 00:15:49,206 --> 00:15:50,793 YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST MOUTH. AND, LIKE, I WANT TO KNOW, 361 00:15:50,793 --> 00:15:52,896 BUT I REALLY WANT TO DO A GENDER REVEAL PARTY. 362 00:15:52,896 --> 00:15:55,068 SOMEONE HAS TO KNOW TO MAKE THE PARTY, RIGHT? 363 00:15:55,068 --> 00:15:56,172 NO. 364 00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:57,310 THE WAY IT WORKS IS THE DOCTOR PUTS IT 365 00:15:57,310 --> 00:15:59,172 IN AN ENVELOPE WHAT YOU ARE, BOY OR GIRL. 366 00:15:59,172 --> 00:16:00,344 YES. 367 00:16:00,344 --> 00:16:01,413 AND THEN YOU GIVE THEM THE THING, LIKE, SECRETLY. 368 00:16:01,413 --> 00:16:02,551 LIKE, "I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. 369 00:16:02,551 --> 00:16:05,034 JUST, LIKE, PUT THE CONFETTI IN A THING." 370 00:16:05,034 --> 00:16:07,896 SO, ON THE DAY OF, WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON 371 00:16:07,896 --> 00:16:11,172 TO SHOOT THE CONFETTI OUT, IT'S EITHER PINK OR IT'S BLUE. 372 00:16:11,172 --> 00:16:13,586 OH, THAT'S VERY INTERESTING. 373 00:16:13,586 --> 00:16:16,379 IT'S IMPORTANT FOR ME TO BE INVOLVED IN CHER'S PREGNANCY 374 00:16:16,379 --> 00:16:18,275 BECAUSE I LOVE CHER SO MUCH. 375 00:16:18,275 --> 00:16:19,586 SHE ONLY HAS ONE DAUGHTER, 376 00:16:19,586 --> 00:16:22,137 SO SHE WANTS TO BE THERE FOR EVERYTHING. 377 00:16:22,137 --> 00:16:23,275 RIGHT. 378 00:16:23,275 --> 00:16:25,758 IT'S SUCH A SPECIAL TIME IN OUR LIVES. 379 00:16:25,758 --> 00:16:27,068 SO, WHERE DO YOU WANT IT? 380 00:16:27,068 --> 00:16:29,137 DO YOU WANT TO DO IT IN FLORIDA, THE GENDER? 381 00:16:29,137 --> 00:16:31,172 I DON'T KNOW. WE'RE GOING BACK AND FORTH. 382 00:16:31,172 --> 00:16:33,724 OR HOW ABOUT CAN WE DO TWO GENDER REVEALS, 383 00:16:33,724 --> 00:16:37,344 ONE HERE AND ONE AT... -I CAN'T DO TWO GENDER REVEALS. 384 00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:39,172 WORD'S GONNA GET OUT. -I KNOW. 385 00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:43,344 I JUST WANTED TO HAVE, LIKE, A PARTY WITH MY FRIENDS. 386 00:16:43,344 --> 00:16:45,448 KNOWING YOU, YOU'LL MAKE IT EXTRAVAGANT. 387 00:16:45,448 --> 00:16:47,482 UH-HUH! I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 388 00:16:47,482 --> 00:16:48,724 THAT'S WHY. 389 00:16:48,724 --> 00:16:50,689 I PROMISED JARED THAT WE WERE GOING TO PLAN 390 00:16:50,689 --> 00:16:54,758 THIS GENDER REVEAL OURSELVES, AND I KNOW MY MOM WANTS TO HELP. 391 00:16:54,758 --> 00:16:59,206 BALANCING WHAT MY MOM WANTS AND WHAT JARED WANTS IS GONNA BE 392 00:16:59,206 --> 00:17:02,068 A LITTLE BIT CHALLENGING THROUGHOUT THIS PREGNANCY. 393 00:17:02,068 --> 00:17:03,896 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE ARE. 394 00:17:06,655 --> 00:17:10,034 -HI! -GOOD MORNING. HI, DAWN. 395 00:17:10,034 --> 00:17:11,517 SO, YOU HAVE THE DRESSES FOR US TO TRY? 396 00:17:11,517 --> 00:17:12,724 YES, THEY'RE HANGING UP THERE. 397 00:17:12,724 --> 00:17:13,896 -OKAY, GOOD. -OKAY, GREAT. 398 00:17:13,896 --> 00:17:15,689 SO, YOU FIXED THE TOP. HOPEFULLY IT WORKS. 399 00:17:15,689 --> 00:17:17,310 -YEAH, YEAH. -WE'LL GO TO THE BACK. 400 00:17:17,310 --> 00:17:18,655 WE'LL CHANGE. 401 00:17:18,655 --> 00:17:20,551 THE MOST IMPORTANT THING, OF COURSE, 402 00:17:20,551 --> 00:17:23,310 IS TO HAVE A HEALTHY BABY. 403 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:25,931 THAT'S THE NUMBER 1 THING. 404 00:17:25,931 --> 00:17:29,310 BUT IF WE HAVE A LITTLE GIRL, THAT WOULD BE SO WONDERFUL 405 00:17:29,310 --> 00:17:33,620 BECAUSE INSTEAD OF BEING TWINS, WE COULD THEN BE TRIPLETS. 406 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:37,689 I THINK I'M GONNA CARRY THIS TRADITION ON TO MY LITTLE ONE. 407 00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:40,551 -HI, KATHY. -HI. 408 00:17:40,551 --> 00:17:42,517 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? 409 00:17:42,517 --> 00:17:45,551 SHE'LL GO SHOPPING AND SHE'LL JUST BUY TWO OF EVERYTHING. 410 00:17:45,551 --> 00:17:46,689 LOOKS GOOD. YOU LIKE IT? 411 00:17:46,689 --> 00:17:48,172 -YEAH, I LOVE IT. -GOOD. 412 00:17:48,172 --> 00:17:49,413 SO BEAUTIFUL. 413 00:17:51,206 --> 00:17:54,517 I DO WORRY THAT THE BABY WILL CHANGE, UM, 414 00:17:54,517 --> 00:17:56,931 THE DYNAMICS OF OUR RELATIONSHIP. 415 00:17:56,931 --> 00:18:00,655 I DON'T THINK HAVING A BABY WILL CHANGE OUR RELATIONSHIP AT ALL. 416 00:18:00,655 --> 00:18:02,586 I DON'T SEE HOW IT WOULD. 417 00:18:02,586 --> 00:18:03,620 IT'S PERFECT! 418 00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:05,000 IT'S GOOD. 419 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,862 OH, IT'S PERFECT. -CUTE! 420 00:18:06,862 --> 00:18:08,034 SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND IT 421 00:18:08,034 --> 00:18:10,000 BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T HOLD THE BABY YET. 422 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,551 WHEN YOU HOLD THAT BABY IN YOUR ARMS, 423 00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:15,517 IT'S AN UNBELIEVABLE FEELING. 424 00:18:15,517 --> 00:18:20,620 YOUR PRIORITIES WILL BE YOUR CHILD. 425 00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:23,448 -IT LOOKS GOOD, DOESN'T IT? -MOTHER AND DAUGHTER. 426 00:18:23,448 --> 00:18:26,310 BEAUTIFUL. 427 00:18:26,310 --> 00:18:29,137 I'LL ALWAYS BE THERE, BUT I FEEL 428 00:18:29,137 --> 00:18:33,862 THAT I WILL BE A LITTLE BIT ON THE BACK BURNER. 429 00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:35,344 CUTE. PERFECT. 430 00:18:35,344 --> 00:18:36,517 GOOD. LOVE IT. 431 00:18:36,517 --> 00:18:45,103 ♪♪ 432 00:18:45,103 --> 00:18:47,206 WHOO! VEGAS! 433 00:18:50,758 --> 00:18:52,068 -SO EXCITED! -HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 434 00:18:52,068 --> 00:18:54,103 -21st! -21. 435 00:18:54,103 --> 00:18:55,965 -WHOA. -AND NEVER BEEN KISSED. 436 00:18:55,965 --> 00:18:59,724 -OOH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. -I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ALL THAT. 437 00:18:59,724 --> 00:19:06,965 SO, WE ARE SUPER EXCITED BECAUSE IT MY PRINCESS'S 21st BIRTHDAY. 438 00:19:06,965 --> 00:19:08,344 SHE'S MORE EXCITED THAN ME, CLEARLY. 439 00:19:08,344 --> 00:19:10,586 SO, NOW SHE'S LEGAL, SHE CAN GO TO THE CLUB, 440 00:19:10,586 --> 00:19:13,241 SHE'S GOT HER FRIENDS FLYING IN FROM EVERYWHERE. 441 00:19:13,241 --> 00:19:14,482 LOTS OF FUN. 442 00:19:14,482 --> 00:19:18,000 -YOU READY FOR YOUR SURPRISE? -WHAT SURPRISE? 443 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,448 I'M SCARED, DUDE. 444 00:19:19,448 --> 00:19:20,965 YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME. WHAT? 445 00:19:20,965 --> 00:19:25,275 I KNOW I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU, AND DON'T BE FREAKING OUT. 446 00:19:25,275 --> 00:19:27,275 REMEMBER HOW YOU'VE BEEN WANTING YOUR LIP INJECTIONS? 447 00:19:27,275 --> 00:19:30,103 NO! 448 00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:31,103 DO NOT. 449 00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:32,482 SERIOUSLY, DO NOT. 450 00:19:32,482 --> 00:19:35,448 I HAVE A REALLY CLOSE RELATIONSHIP WITH MY DAUGHTERS. 451 00:19:35,448 --> 00:19:38,241 SANDRA AND MARIAH TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL, THOUGH. 452 00:19:38,241 --> 00:19:39,896 HEY, HEY, HEY. 453 00:19:39,896 --> 00:19:41,137 ABOUT TO GET MY LIPS. 454 00:19:41,137 --> 00:19:43,344 ABOUT TO GET MY LIPS. ABOUT TO GET MY LIPS. 455 00:19:43,344 --> 00:19:44,551 ABOUT TO GET MY LIPS. 456 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,758 -KILL ME NOW. -ACT HAPPY. 457 00:19:46,758 --> 00:19:48,310 -NO. -ACT HAPPY. 458 00:19:48,310 --> 00:19:50,793 -I'M NOT GOING TO. -COME ON, HEY! 459 00:19:50,793 --> 00:19:52,068 YEAH, PULL DOWN THE SKIRT. 460 00:19:52,068 --> 00:19:53,965 I'M SO EXCITED. OH, MY GOD. 461 00:19:53,965 --> 00:19:56,482 AREN'T YOU EXCITED? 462 00:19:56,482 --> 00:19:57,586 HI! 463 00:19:57,586 --> 00:19:58,827 HOW ARE YOU? 464 00:19:58,827 --> 00:20:00,724 I AM THE GREATEST MOTHER. 465 00:20:00,724 --> 00:20:02,379 OOH. 466 00:20:02,379 --> 00:20:03,724 I JUST WANT THEM LIKE THIS. 467 00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:04,827 LET ME SEE. 468 00:20:04,827 --> 00:20:07,620 JUST GO LIKE THIS. YEAH. 469 00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:09,379 I JUST WANT THEM LIKE THAT. 470 00:20:09,379 --> 00:20:10,896 I DON'T NEED THE LIP INJECTIONS, 471 00:20:10,896 --> 00:20:12,551 BUT I'M NOT GONNA OVERDO IT. 472 00:20:12,551 --> 00:20:13,758 I JUST KIND OF LIKE HOW, LIKE, 473 00:20:13,758 --> 00:20:14,827 IT GIVES YOU MORE OF A POUT, SO. 474 00:20:14,827 --> 00:20:17,000 I JUST REALLY WANT TO DO IT ON THE TOP. 475 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,586 HMM? I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND YOU. 476 00:20:18,586 --> 00:20:21,758 I NEED A LITTLE BIT ON THE TOP. 477 00:20:21,758 --> 00:20:24,000 -YOU CAN BACK OUT NOW. -I DON'T WANT TO BACK OUT. 478 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,275 I THINK YOU SHOULD. 479 00:20:25,275 --> 00:20:27,068 THIS IS THE BACKING OUT I'M DOING. 480 00:20:27,068 --> 00:20:29,103 OH, MY GOSH. 481 00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:31,724 THIS IS, LIKE, UNREAL. SERIOUSLY. 482 00:20:31,724 --> 00:20:33,758 OH, MY GOD, NO. PLEASE. 483 00:20:33,758 --> 00:20:35,482 I WISH I COULD BOUNCE IT, THOUGH. 484 00:20:35,482 --> 00:20:36,965 OH, MY GOD. 485 00:20:36,965 --> 00:20:38,827 I THINK THIS IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING 486 00:20:38,827 --> 00:20:40,482 I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 487 00:20:40,482 --> 00:20:41,689 SHE'S GORGEOUS. 488 00:20:41,689 --> 00:20:44,137 WHY WOULD YOU EVEN, LIKE, CHANGE YOUR FACE? 489 00:20:44,137 --> 00:20:45,310 OH, HERE WE GO! 490 00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:46,379 -HI. -WELCOME. 491 00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:47,413 Sandra: HOW ARE YOU? 492 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:48,413 I'M DR. MIRKIA, NICE TO MEET YOU. 493 00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:49,793 HI, NICE TO MEET YOU. JENNIFER. 494 00:20:49,793 --> 00:20:51,862 -YES. -BEAUTIFUL. 495 00:20:51,862 --> 00:20:54,482 GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. THIS IS MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER. 496 00:20:54,482 --> 00:20:55,482 -HI. -HI, NICE TO MEET YOU. 497 00:20:55,482 --> 00:20:57,103 YOU'RE VERY PRETTY. 498 00:20:57,103 --> 00:21:01,206 I WANT TO LOOK JUST LIKE MY DAUGHTER. 499 00:21:01,206 --> 00:21:04,310 THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE, LIKE, GET A PICTURE OF A CELEBRITY, 500 00:21:04,310 --> 00:21:06,379 AND THEY WOULD SAY, "I WANT TO LOOK LIKE THIS PERSON." 501 00:21:06,379 --> 00:21:09,172 BUT WHEN I ASKED SANDRA WHAT SHE WANTS TO LOOK LIKE, 502 00:21:09,172 --> 00:21:10,655 OR WHO SHE WANTS TO LOOK LIKE, 503 00:21:10,655 --> 00:21:12,965 SHE SAYS, "HER DAUGHTER," WHICH IS VERY UNUSUAL. 504 00:21:12,965 --> 00:21:15,241 YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL SMILE, 505 00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:16,586 AND YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL MOTHER. 506 00:21:16,586 --> 00:21:17,965 -THANK YOU. -YAY. 507 00:21:17,965 --> 00:21:20,793 -I DON'T AGREE. -WHICH ONE DON'T YOU AGREE WITH? 508 00:21:20,793 --> 00:21:23,724 THE WONDERFUL MOTHER DOING THIS. 509 00:21:23,724 --> 00:21:26,275 WE'RE GOING OUT TONIGHT, SO THEY'RE GONNA LOOK LIKE BRUISED. 510 00:21:26,275 --> 00:21:27,275 -NO, THEY'RE NOT GONNA... -OH, YES. 511 00:21:27,275 --> 00:21:28,655 WE'RE NOT? WHOO-HOO! 512 00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:30,793 YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA BE ABLE TO DRINK TONIGHT. 513 00:21:30,793 --> 00:21:31,827 NO. WHO SAYS THAT? 514 00:21:31,827 --> 00:21:33,172 YOUR FACE IS GONNA BE NUMB. -NO, NO. 515 00:21:33,172 --> 00:21:35,241 -HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? -LIKE, IT'S GONNA BE ALL DOWN. 516 00:21:35,241 --> 00:21:37,034 I DON'T WANT TO DRINK. I JUST WANT LIPS. 517 00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:38,551 -OH, WAIT A SECOND. WHO SAYS... -EVEN WATER. 518 00:21:38,551 --> 00:21:39,862 YOU'RE GONNA, LIKE... -HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 519 00:21:39,862 --> 00:21:42,068 MAY I JUST TALK AS THE ACTUAL SURGEON WHO DOES IT? 520 00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:44,655 EXACTLY. 521 00:21:44,655 --> 00:21:46,241 THEY WILL BE DRINKING AS MUCH AS THEY WANT, 522 00:21:46,241 --> 00:21:47,586 THEY CAN EAT WHATEVER THEY WANT. 523 00:21:47,586 --> 00:21:50,068 AND THEY'RE NOT GONNA LOOK LIKE MUPPETS? 524 00:21:50,068 --> 00:21:53,620 -ABSOLUTELY NOT. -OKAY. WELL, WE'LL SEE. 525 00:21:53,620 --> 00:21:54,896 -OKAY, LAY BACK FOR ME. -OKAY. 526 00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:56,172 -ARE YOU COMFORTABLE? -YEAH. 527 00:21:56,172 --> 00:21:58,034 OKAY. ENJOY THE RIDE. 528 00:21:59,620 --> 00:22:01,689 YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS GOING IN, OKAY? 529 00:22:01,689 --> 00:22:10,034 ♪♪ 530 00:22:10,034 --> 00:22:12,000 -SIT DOWN. -THANK YOU. 531 00:22:15,241 --> 00:22:18,206 Dr. Kiarash: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. RELAX. 532 00:22:18,206 --> 00:22:19,862 IT'S JUST GONNA BE PUMPED UP A LITTLE BIT MORE. 533 00:22:19,862 --> 00:22:21,000 THAT'S IT. OKAY? 534 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,413 I CAN PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH 535 00:22:22,413 --> 00:22:24,827 AND THEN THAT WOULD DO THE SAME THING, WOULDN'T IT? 536 00:22:26,931 --> 00:22:30,310 Dr. Kiarash: YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BEAUTIFUL RESULT. 537 00:22:30,310 --> 00:22:31,896 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 538 00:22:31,896 --> 00:22:37,068 ♪♪ 539 00:22:37,068 --> 00:22:38,379 SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 540 00:22:38,379 --> 00:22:40,000 ISN'T SHE GORGEOUS? 541 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,482 OH, [BLEEP]. 542 00:22:45,931 --> 00:22:48,793 IT'S A LITTLE EXTRA. 543 00:22:48,793 --> 00:22:50,862 THIS IS ONE SYRINGE? 544 00:22:50,862 --> 00:22:52,758 I'LL JUST SAY, "I TOLD YOU SO." 545 00:22:52,758 --> 00:22:55,517 IT'S A LITTLE SWOLLEN, SO... 546 00:22:55,517 --> 00:22:59,034 IT'S SUPER FULL, AND I CANNOT EVEN TALK. 547 00:23:02,551 --> 00:23:05,344 Sandra: LET'S GO GET VEGAS STARTED. WHOO! WHOO! 548 00:23:05,344 --> 00:23:06,344 YEAH! 549 00:23:06,344 --> 00:23:07,793 IT WAS AN EXCITING EXPERIENCE 550 00:23:07,793 --> 00:23:09,724 TO BE ABLE TO DO THIS WITH MY DAUGHTER. 551 00:23:09,724 --> 00:23:12,379 JEN WILL HAVE TO GET OVER IT. -YEAH. 552 00:23:12,379 --> 00:23:13,965 YEAH, WE'RE DONE WITH OUR COLORS. 553 00:23:13,965 --> 00:23:15,344 LET'S GET VEGAS STARTED. 554 00:23:15,344 --> 00:23:16,551 Sandra: AT THE END OF THE DAY, I'M GONNA DO 555 00:23:16,551 --> 00:23:18,310 WHAT I WANT TO DO WITH MY DAUGHTER. 556 00:23:21,344 --> 00:23:23,931 -THANK YOU. -YOU'RE WELCOME. 557 00:23:23,931 --> 00:23:26,310 Mariah: I LITERALLY CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING. 558 00:23:26,310 --> 00:23:28,689 -I'M SO EMBARRASSED. -WHY WOULD YOU BE EMBARRASSED? 559 00:23:28,689 --> 00:23:30,862 I AM SO EMBARRASSED, IT'S RIDICULOUS. 560 00:23:30,862 --> 00:23:32,172 EMBARRASSED ABOUT WHAT? 561 00:23:32,172 --> 00:23:35,068 SHE MAY HATE US NOW, BUT SHE WILL THANK US LATER. 562 00:23:35,068 --> 00:23:37,344 YOU THINK PINNING THE GUY DOWN ON VALENTINE'S DAY 563 00:23:37,344 --> 00:23:38,724 IS THE APPROPRIATE TIME? 564 00:23:38,724 --> 00:23:40,862 I NEED TO KNOW IF HE'S FOLLOWING THROUGH. 565 00:23:40,862 --> 00:23:42,344 SURE, AND, UH... 566 00:23:42,344 --> 00:23:44,413 AND IF HE DIDN'T, HE'S GONNA HEAR FROM ME TONIGHT. 567 00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:50,965 ♪ IT'S YOUR DAY ♪ 568 00:23:51,965 --> 00:23:55,379 ♪ IT'S YOUR DAY ♪ 569 00:23:56,379 --> 00:23:59,724 ♪ IT'S YOUR DAY ♪ 570 00:24:00,827 --> 00:24:02,931 ♪ IT'S YOUR DAY ♪ 571 00:24:06,344 --> 00:24:07,758 Angelica: I'VE BEEN HELPING MY MOTHER GET DRESSED 572 00:24:07,758 --> 00:24:10,896 SINCE I WAS, LIKE, SIX. 573 00:24:10,896 --> 00:24:13,413 I DON'T KNOW, IT'S JUST A THING THAT WE DO. 574 00:24:13,413 --> 00:24:15,931 SHE DOESN'T HELP ME, I HELP HER, WHICH IS INTERESTING. 575 00:24:15,931 --> 00:24:17,896 THERE'S A WAY THAT I PUT HER SHIRT ON SO 576 00:24:17,896 --> 00:24:21,482 IT DOESN'T MESS UP HER MAKEUP OR HER HAIR. 577 00:24:21,482 --> 00:24:25,068 IT'S A -- IT'S LIKE A TECHNIQUE. 578 00:24:25,068 --> 00:24:27,482 Sunhe: HER HELPING ME IN THE MORNINGS 579 00:24:27,482 --> 00:24:32,448 REALLY MAKES ME FEEL THE BOND BETWEEN US. 580 00:24:32,448 --> 00:24:33,862 IS THAT GOOD? 581 00:24:33,862 --> 00:24:35,655 -YEAH. -OKAY. 582 00:24:35,655 --> 00:24:38,000 Angelica: IT'S BEEN KIND OF TENSE SINCE JASON ASKED ME 583 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,310 TO MOVE IN WITH HIM. 584 00:24:39,310 --> 00:24:41,000 MY MOM'S BEEN KIND OF DISTANT, 585 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,448 AND I THINK IT'S BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT ME TO MOVE IN. 586 00:24:43,448 --> 00:24:46,551 SHE WANTS US TO STAY HERE AND LIVE TOGETHER. 587 00:24:46,551 --> 00:24:48,551 I HAVEN'T GIVEN JASON AN ANSWER YET, 588 00:24:48,551 --> 00:24:50,413 BUT I KNOW I NEED TO MAKE A DECISION SOON 589 00:24:50,413 --> 00:24:52,862 BECAUSE HE'S NOT GONNA WAIT FOREVER. 590 00:24:52,862 --> 00:24:56,068 -SO, BRETT'S COMING TONIGHT? -YES, HE IS. 591 00:24:56,068 --> 00:24:59,000 I'M SUPER EXCITED TO GET TO SEE HIM. 592 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,827 I'M SURE HE FEELS THE SAME, YEAH. 593 00:25:01,827 --> 00:25:06,482 TODAY, BRETT, MY FIANCé, IS ARRIVING FROM OMAHA, NEBRASKA, 594 00:25:06,482 --> 00:25:08,413 AND I AM SUPER EXCITED 595 00:25:08,413 --> 00:25:12,620 BECAUSE IT'S BEEN TWO MONTHS SINCE WE LAST SAW EACH OTHER. 596 00:25:12,620 --> 00:25:14,586 WE HAVE PLANS FOR VALENTINE'S DINNER, 597 00:25:14,586 --> 00:25:19,137 AND JASON AND ANGELICA ARE GOING TO BE JOINING US. 598 00:25:19,137 --> 00:25:25,103 -SO, YOU FEELING OKAY? -MM... 599 00:25:25,103 --> 00:25:26,517 I'M ALL RIGHT. 600 00:25:26,517 --> 00:25:29,655 Sunhe: I AM NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING JASON TONIGHT, 601 00:25:29,655 --> 00:25:31,655 BUT I'M WILLING TO TOLERATE HIM 602 00:25:31,655 --> 00:25:34,758 BECAUSE ANGELICA IS GOING TO BE WITH ME. 603 00:25:34,758 --> 00:25:38,862 FOR TONIGHT'S DINNER, I'LL TRY TO BE NICE. 604 00:25:38,862 --> 00:25:40,241 CAN YOU? 605 00:25:40,241 --> 00:25:43,000 PLEASE. IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY. 606 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,344 I WANT IT TO BE NICE. 607 00:25:44,344 --> 00:25:46,413 -I DO, TOO. -ALL RIGHT, MOM. 608 00:25:46,413 --> 00:25:48,034 LOVE YOU. 609 00:25:48,034 --> 00:25:50,068 Angelica: I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO BRETT'S ARRIVAL 610 00:25:50,068 --> 00:25:53,103 BECAUSE HE'S THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN REASON WITH MY MOM. 611 00:25:53,103 --> 00:25:57,896 HE'LL BE THE CALM IN THE STORM RIGHT NOW. 612 00:25:57,896 --> 00:25:59,413 OH, MY BABY. 613 00:26:04,310 --> 00:26:05,931 OPEN IT UP, BABE. 614 00:26:10,689 --> 00:26:12,586 THIS STUFF BEHIND THIS, HIS NAME OVER THERE. 615 00:26:12,586 --> 00:26:13,620 SEE? 616 00:26:13,620 --> 00:26:15,000 OH, THOSE CAME OUT NICE. 617 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,517 Kathy: TONIGHT IS CARLO'S BIRTHDAY PARTY, AND CRISTINA 618 00:26:17,517 --> 00:26:20,310 AND I ARE RUSHING AROUND TRYING TO GET EVERYTHING DONE. 619 00:26:20,310 --> 00:26:22,724 THE THEME OF THE PARTY IS AN ITALIAN THEME. 620 00:26:22,724 --> 00:26:25,931 AN ITALIAN-FLAG CAKE, ITALIAN DECORATIONS, 621 00:26:25,931 --> 00:26:28,827 AND WE HAVE ITALIAN MEN. 622 00:26:28,827 --> 00:26:31,689 MY YOUNGEST DAUGHTER DOES NOT KNOW THAT WE'RE USING THIS PARTY 623 00:26:31,689 --> 00:26:33,310 TO SET HER UP WITH SOMEBODY. 624 00:26:33,310 --> 00:26:35,206 IF SHE KNEW ABOUT IT, 625 00:26:35,206 --> 00:26:37,034 I DON'T THINK SHE'D BE HAPPY WITH THAT AT ALL. 626 00:26:37,034 --> 00:26:39,517 I DON'T THINK SHE'D LIKE THAT. 627 00:26:39,517 --> 00:26:41,448 Cristina: CROSS, CAN YOU PICK UP THOSE HOOKS ON THE GROUND? 628 00:26:41,448 --> 00:26:43,034 -GUESS WHAT, GUYS? -SO WE DON'T STEP ON THEM. 629 00:26:43,034 --> 00:26:44,448 YOU DON'T GET TO COME TO THE PARTY. 630 00:26:44,448 --> 00:26:45,689 OH, THAT'S NICE, MOM. 631 00:26:45,689 --> 00:26:46,965 REAL NICE. 632 00:26:46,965 --> 00:26:48,137 WE'RE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN. 633 00:26:48,137 --> 00:26:49,137 MOM! 634 00:26:49,137 --> 00:26:50,931 WE'RE ALWAYS PLANNING SOMETHING. 635 00:26:53,344 --> 00:26:55,172 WE COME UP WITH GREAT IDEAS. 636 00:26:55,172 --> 00:26:57,724 IF WE HAVE A BIRTHDAY PARTY AND THERE'S A COLOR SCHEME GOING ON, 637 00:26:57,724 --> 00:26:58,965 WE ALL WEAR THAT COLOR. 638 00:26:58,965 --> 00:27:01,241 WE WEAR THE COLOR. I LOVE THEMES. 639 00:27:01,241 --> 00:27:04,620 -OH, MY GOD. -GOOD STUFF. 640 00:27:06,310 --> 00:27:07,758 YEAH, AT LEAST WE THINK SO. 641 00:27:07,758 --> 00:27:09,551 I MEAN, I KNOW SO. THEY'RE GOOD. 642 00:27:09,551 --> 00:27:11,137 THEY'RE GOOD IDEAS. 643 00:27:14,517 --> 00:27:16,620 -HEY, CAR, HOW YOU DOING? -HI. 644 00:27:16,620 --> 00:27:18,172 DO YOU GUYS NEED HELP WITH ANYTHING? 645 00:27:18,172 --> 00:27:20,275 -NOT THIS. -WHAT IS IT WITH THE TWO OF YOU? 646 00:27:20,275 --> 00:27:22,620 YOU ALWAYS COME IN WHEN EVERYTHING'S DONE. 647 00:27:22,620 --> 00:27:26,310 -SO, IS CARLO EXCITED? -UH, I DON'T KNOW. 648 00:27:26,310 --> 00:27:28,206 I MEAN, I THINK SO. -OF COURSE HE IS. 649 00:27:28,206 --> 00:27:29,448 WHEN IS THE LAST TIME THAT ANYBODY HAD 650 00:27:29,448 --> 00:27:32,241 A PARTY FOR HIM? -WHO'S COMING TO THE PARTY? 651 00:27:32,241 --> 00:27:35,482 UM... I DON'T KNOW. 652 00:27:35,482 --> 00:27:37,000 LIKE, HIS FRIENDS. 653 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,172 SOME OF THE GUYS YOU KNOW, 654 00:27:38,172 --> 00:27:39,482 SOME OF THE GUYS I DON'T KNOW. 655 00:27:39,482 --> 00:27:41,862 YOU ALWAYS KNOW HIS FRIENDS. 656 00:27:41,862 --> 00:27:43,000 -JENNA'S GONNA COME. -OH. 657 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:46,517 SHE'S GONNA BRING, UM, A GUY FROM WORK. 658 00:27:46,517 --> 00:27:49,793 OKAY. 659 00:27:49,793 --> 00:27:51,413 WHY IS SHE BRINGING A GUY? 660 00:27:54,413 --> 00:27:56,758 YEAH, HE'S, LIKE, A NICE ITALIAN GUY. 661 00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:59,827 YOU KNOW, HE'S SINGLE. -ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 662 00:27:59,827 --> 00:28:04,517 WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY. 663 00:28:04,517 --> 00:28:06,379 NOT FUNNY. -NOT FUNNY. 664 00:28:06,379 --> 00:28:09,310 WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA IF WE INVITED SOME GUYS 665 00:28:09,310 --> 00:28:12,586 THAT WERE SINGLE THAT COULD POSSIBLY MEET YOU. 666 00:28:12,586 --> 00:28:14,758 SOME ITALIAN GUYS. 667 00:28:14,758 --> 00:28:20,655 SO YOU'RE BRINGING GUYS TO CARLO'S BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR ME? 668 00:28:20,655 --> 00:28:22,620 WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, I DID NOT LIKE THAT MY MOM 669 00:28:22,620 --> 00:28:25,655 WAS SO INTRUSIVE IN EVERY ASPECT OF MY LIFE. 670 00:28:25,655 --> 00:28:26,965 BUT NOW THAT I'M MARRIED, 671 00:28:26,965 --> 00:28:28,758 I SEE THAT SHE WAS TOTALLY RIGHT. 672 00:28:28,758 --> 00:28:30,379 I'M REALLY ANNOYED. 673 00:28:30,379 --> 00:28:32,724 Cristina: WE ABSOLUTELY KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR CARLY. 674 00:28:32,724 --> 00:28:36,172 SHE MAY HATE US NOW, BUT SHE WILL THANK US LATER. 675 00:28:36,172 --> 00:28:39,068 I DON'T WANT TO BE SET UP, ESPECIALLY BY YOU TWO. 676 00:28:39,068 --> 00:28:40,413 WHY? 677 00:28:40,413 --> 00:28:41,827 WE'RE THE PERFECT JUDGES OF WHO YOU SHOULD BE WITH. 678 00:28:41,827 --> 00:28:43,586 RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA PICK A PERFECT PERSON FOR YOU. 679 00:28:43,586 --> 00:28:45,482 I DON'T WANT TO BE SET UP. 680 00:28:45,482 --> 00:28:48,551 WHEN IT COMES TO MY MOM AND SISTER, I FEEL GANGED UP ON. 681 00:28:48,551 --> 00:28:50,275 THEY KIND OF PEER PRESSURE ME. 682 00:28:50,275 --> 00:28:54,310 IT'S ANNOYING, DEFINITELY, BUT THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO. 683 00:28:54,310 --> 00:28:55,793 I'M SO EMBARRASSED. 684 00:28:55,793 --> 00:28:57,413 WHY WOULD YOU BE EMBARRASSED? WHY WOULD YOU BE EMBARRASSED? 685 00:28:57,413 --> 00:28:58,655 I AM SO EMBARRASSED IT'S RIDICULOUS. 686 00:28:58,655 --> 00:29:00,448 -EMBARRASSED ABOUT WHAT? -ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 687 00:29:00,448 --> 00:29:01,758 ALL ITALIAN GUYS? 688 00:29:01,758 --> 00:29:03,724 OH, MY FAVORITE. -YOU SHOULD EMBRACE THIS. 689 00:29:03,724 --> 00:29:05,793 I'M SO UPSET. 690 00:29:05,793 --> 00:29:07,413 IT WAS HER IDEA. 691 00:29:07,413 --> 00:29:09,034 NO, IT WASN'T! 692 00:29:09,034 --> 00:29:10,896 YOU'RE MAKING THIS SO UNCOMFORTABLE. 693 00:29:10,896 --> 00:29:13,724 I WILL, LIKE, NOT GO. 694 00:29:13,724 --> 00:29:15,000 OH, YOU'RE COMING. 695 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,793 THIS IS YOUR BROTHER-IN-LAW'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. 696 00:29:16,793 --> 00:29:18,034 I'LL LET YOU KNOW. 697 00:29:18,034 --> 00:29:20,724 IF THEY'RE COUNTING ON ME TO AMUSE THEM 698 00:29:20,724 --> 00:29:23,448 AT CARLO'S BIRTHDAY PARTY, THEY'RE WRONG. 699 00:29:23,448 --> 00:29:27,137 MY MOM MIGHT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO TURN CRISTINA INTO A CLONE, 700 00:29:27,137 --> 00:29:28,413 BUT THAT'S NOT ME. 701 00:29:28,413 --> 00:29:29,827 THE LAST THING IN THE WORLD 702 00:29:29,827 --> 00:29:32,310 I WANT TO BE IS EXACTLY LIKE THEM. 703 00:29:32,310 --> 00:29:35,793 CARLY, COME ON. YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A BABY NOW. 704 00:29:35,793 --> 00:29:36,827 CARLY! 705 00:29:36,827 --> 00:29:38,551 THIS IS CARLO'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. 706 00:29:38,551 --> 00:29:39,862 YOU'RE GONNA BE THERE. 707 00:29:41,137 --> 00:29:43,137 LOOK AT ALL THE PEOPLE! 708 00:29:43,137 --> 00:29:46,931 I HAVE TO KEEP THAT STRAIGHT FACE AND BE VERY SURPRISED. 709 00:29:46,931 --> 00:29:48,137 DID CHER TELL YOU ANYTHING? 710 00:29:48,137 --> 00:29:52,413 ♪♪ 711 00:29:53,793 --> 00:29:59,379 ♪♪ 712 00:29:59,379 --> 00:30:04,896 ♪♪ 713 00:30:04,896 --> 00:30:06,758 I'M VERY EXCITED THAT MY FIANCé, 714 00:30:06,758 --> 00:30:10,827 BRETT, IS COMING FOR THE VALENTINE'S WEEKEND. 715 00:30:10,827 --> 00:30:13,586 BRETT LIVES IN OMAHA, NEBRASKA. 716 00:30:13,586 --> 00:30:18,172 WE SEE EACH OTHER MAYBE EVERY OTHER MONTH. 717 00:30:18,172 --> 00:30:20,000 HEY, BABY! 718 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,206 HI, BABY. HOW ARE YOU? 719 00:30:21,206 --> 00:30:24,896 OH, MY GOSH. HOW WAS THE FLIGHT? 720 00:30:24,896 --> 00:30:27,586 I'M JUST NOT IN A RUSH TO GET MARRIED. 721 00:30:27,586 --> 00:30:29,034 I'M GONNA BE HONEST, 722 00:30:29,034 --> 00:30:32,586 I WOULD BE OKAY JUST BEING ENGAGED FOR A VERY LONG TIME. 723 00:30:32,586 --> 00:30:34,896 I WANT TO REALLY MAKE SURE THAT MY DAUGHTER'S OKAY BEFORE 724 00:30:34,896 --> 00:30:38,275 I TREAT MYSELF TO SOMETHING. 725 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,206 -DID YOU MISS MY VEGAS BOMB? -OH, YES. 726 00:30:43,206 --> 00:30:44,758 I ONLY HAVE THEM WHEN I COME OUT HERE. 727 00:30:44,758 --> 00:30:46,586 ANGELICA HAS AFFECTION FOR BRETT 728 00:30:46,586 --> 00:30:49,551 BECAUSE SHE SEES THE WAY HE TREATS ME. 729 00:30:49,551 --> 00:30:53,310 HE ENJOYS AND LOVES SPENDING TIME WITH ANGELICA, AS WELL. 730 00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:54,965 SO, HOW IS ANGELICA DOING? 731 00:30:54,965 --> 00:30:57,103 I'M JUST A LITTLE CONCERNED, THAT'S ALL. 732 00:30:57,103 --> 00:30:59,413 -WITH? -JASON. 733 00:30:59,413 --> 00:31:01,931 HE'S ASKED HER TO MOVE IN WITH HIM. 734 00:31:01,931 --> 00:31:03,103 REALLY? 735 00:31:03,103 --> 00:31:04,413 I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT 736 00:31:04,413 --> 00:31:09,827 BECAUSE HE STILL HAS TO FINALIZE HIS DIVORCE. 737 00:31:09,827 --> 00:31:13,896 HE STILL HAS BELONGINGS FROM HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND AT HIS HOUSE. 738 00:31:13,896 --> 00:31:16,551 -AH. -SO, I'M VERY SUSPICIOUS OF HIM. 739 00:31:16,551 --> 00:31:17,724 MAYBE HE'S LAZY. 740 00:31:17,724 --> 00:31:18,862 MAYBE HE JUST DOESN'T WANT TO DEAL WITH IT. 741 00:31:18,862 --> 00:31:21,758 I DON'T CARE IF HE'S LAZY OR NOT. 742 00:31:21,758 --> 00:31:24,034 I'M NOT GIVING THIS GUY ANY EXCUSES. 743 00:31:24,034 --> 00:31:27,413 HE JUST NEEDS TO GET HIS ACT STRAIGHT. 744 00:31:27,413 --> 00:31:28,862 SUNHE AND ANGELICA HAVE PROBABLY 745 00:31:28,862 --> 00:31:30,965 ONE OF THE MOST INTERESTING RELATIONSHIPS 746 00:31:30,965 --> 00:31:32,551 I'VE EVER ENCOUNTERED. 747 00:31:32,551 --> 00:31:36,068 SUNHE CAN BE A VERY DEMANDING INDIVIDUAL OF HER DAUGHTER. 748 00:31:36,068 --> 00:31:38,965 I FEEL THAT SUNHE DOES PLAY A MAJOR ROLE 749 00:31:38,965 --> 00:31:41,275 IN ANGELICA AND JASON'S RELATIONSHIP. 750 00:31:41,275 --> 00:31:43,862 I KIND OF HAVE AN INCLINATION THAT HER MOVING IN 751 00:31:43,862 --> 00:31:47,655 WITH HIM MAY TAKE SOME OF YOU AND HER TIME AWAY. 752 00:31:47,655 --> 00:31:48,965 ABSOLUTELY! 753 00:31:48,965 --> 00:31:54,137 I THINK YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT AGAINST THAT. 754 00:31:54,137 --> 00:31:55,689 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE DINNER WITH THEM TONIGHT. 755 00:31:55,689 --> 00:31:57,310 I WANT TO SEE IF HE'S FOLLOWED THROUGH 756 00:31:57,310 --> 00:31:59,620 ON ANY OF THE THINGS THAT HE SAID HE WAS GONNA DO. 757 00:31:59,620 --> 00:32:01,965 YOU THINK PINNING THE GUY DOWN ON VALENTINE'S DAY 758 00:32:01,965 --> 00:32:06,689 IS THE APPROPRIATE TIME TO DO IT? 759 00:32:06,689 --> 00:32:08,344 BUT WHEN IS THE PERFECT TIME, THOUGH? 760 00:32:08,344 --> 00:32:10,586 YEAH, BUT, HONEY, IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY, YOU KNOW? 761 00:32:10,586 --> 00:32:12,275 I DON'T CARE. 762 00:32:12,275 --> 00:32:17,551 NO ONE IS GOING TO LOVE MY DAUGHTER THE WAY I DO. 763 00:32:17,551 --> 00:32:19,000 YOU DON'T NEED TO UNDERSTAND, 764 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,448 NOR DOES ANYONE ELSE HAS TO UNDERSTAND. 765 00:32:21,448 --> 00:32:24,724 IT'S MY JOB AS A MOM AND AS HER BEST FRIEND, 766 00:32:24,724 --> 00:32:26,517 HER PARTNER IN LIFE. 767 00:32:26,517 --> 00:32:28,620 IT IS MY CONCERN. 768 00:32:28,620 --> 00:32:33,344 AND THINKING ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW KIND OF MAKES ME CRY 769 00:32:33,344 --> 00:32:36,034 BECAUSE I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT SHE'S GOING TO BE OKAY. 770 00:32:40,275 --> 00:32:42,482 I WANT HER TO BE HAPPY. 771 00:32:42,482 --> 00:32:44,413 I'M SAYING THIS BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT HER 772 00:32:44,413 --> 00:32:46,586 AND YOUR FEELINGS, AS WELL, SO... 773 00:32:46,586 --> 00:32:49,482 I KNOW, BUT I NEED TO KNOW IF HE'S FOLLOWING THROUGH. 774 00:32:49,482 --> 00:32:50,965 SURE, AND, UH... 775 00:32:50,965 --> 00:32:52,620 AND IF HE DIDN'T, HE'S GONNA HEAR FROM ME TONIGHT. 776 00:32:52,620 --> 00:32:55,862 AND I BELIEVE THAT 100%. 777 00:32:55,862 --> 00:32:58,000 ONCE YOU SINK YOUR TEETH INTO SOMETHING, YOU DON'T LET GO, 778 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,379 SO I FEEL SORRY FOR THE GUY THIS EVENING. 779 00:33:00,379 --> 00:33:08,862 ♪♪ 780 00:33:08,862 --> 00:33:10,862 Dawn: YEAH. ALYSSA, THAT'S PERFECT. 781 00:33:10,862 --> 00:33:13,482 HEY, GRANT IS OVER HERE. PERFECT. 782 00:33:17,482 --> 00:33:19,965 -IS THAT DONE? -NO, THIS LOOKS GOOD. 783 00:33:19,965 --> 00:33:21,448 OH, PERFECT, THAT'S WONDERFUL. WE'VE BEEN SEEING A LOT. 784 00:33:21,448 --> 00:33:25,103 YEAH, WE'VE BEEN SEEING EACH OTHER SO MUCH. 785 00:33:25,103 --> 00:33:27,137 TONIGHT'S THE BIG REVEAL WHERE WE FINALLY GET 786 00:33:27,137 --> 00:33:30,241 TO TELL EVERYBODY THAT I'M PREGNANT. 787 00:33:30,241 --> 00:33:33,413 JARED STILL DOESN'T KNOW THAT I TOLD MY MOM THE SECRET, 788 00:33:33,413 --> 00:33:36,379 SO I'M JUST HOPING THAT WE CAN GET THROUGH THIS ANNOUNCEMENT. 789 00:33:36,379 --> 00:33:39,241 ONCE WE FINALLY EVERYBODY AND THE BIG NEWS IS OUT, 790 00:33:39,241 --> 00:33:41,275 IT WILL BE JUST SUCH A RELIEF. 791 00:33:41,275 --> 00:33:44,137 Dawn: OKAY, EVERYBODY, LET'S GO SIT DOWN. 792 00:33:44,137 --> 00:33:45,758 LET'S GO. READY, HON? 793 00:33:45,758 --> 00:33:48,931 -YEAH. -OH, WOW. 794 00:33:48,931 --> 00:33:51,034 LOOK AT ALL THE PEOPLE! 795 00:33:51,034 --> 00:33:53,517 GROWING UP, WE ALWAYS DID FAMILY GET-TOGETHERS, 796 00:33:53,517 --> 00:33:54,793 AND SHE DOESN'T LOVE TO COOK. -NO. 797 00:33:54,793 --> 00:33:57,482 SO, THE FACT THAT SHE HAS EVERYONE COME 798 00:33:57,482 --> 00:34:01,310 FOR A FAMILY DINNER SHOWS HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS TO HER. 799 00:34:01,310 --> 00:34:04,379 I CAN'T WAIT TO SET THE TABLE FOR AN EXTRA LITTLE PERSON. 800 00:34:04,379 --> 00:34:09,000 I'M GETTING MY OWN HIGH CHAIR FOR MY HOUSE FOR THE BABY. 801 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,724 I CAN'T WAIT. 802 00:34:10,724 --> 00:34:12,758 IT'S A VERY TIGHT TABLE. 803 00:34:12,758 --> 00:34:16,137 I DON'T THINK I COULD FIT ANOTHER PERSON AT THIS TABLE. 804 00:34:16,137 --> 00:34:18,724 Dawn: IT'S REALLY HARD FOR ME TO KEEP A SECRET, 805 00:34:18,724 --> 00:34:22,344 BUT I HAVE TO KEEP THAT STRAIGHT FACE AND BE VERY SURPRISED 806 00:34:22,344 --> 00:34:26,413 WHEN SHE TELLS EVERYONE THAT SHE'S PREGNANT. 807 00:34:26,413 --> 00:34:30,206 EVERYONE, I WANT TO THANK YOU ALL FOR MAKING THE TRIP HERE. 808 00:34:30,206 --> 00:34:32,931 NOTHING'S MORE IMPORTANT TO ME THAN FAMILY, 809 00:34:32,931 --> 00:34:34,931 AND TO HAVE ALL YOU HERE TODAY... 810 00:34:34,931 --> 00:34:36,689 I WOULDN'T HAVE MISSED IT. 811 00:34:36,689 --> 00:34:38,551 THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE. 812 00:34:38,551 --> 00:34:41,413 IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE ALL OF OUR FAMILY TOGETHER. 813 00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:44,172 IT'S JUST SO, SO LOVELY. 814 00:34:44,172 --> 00:34:49,965 UM, I THINK WHAT I'M MOST THANKFUL FOR IS THAT... 815 00:34:52,448 --> 00:34:54,517 WE'RE PREGNANT! 816 00:34:54,517 --> 00:34:57,586 [ CHEERING ] 817 00:34:57,586 --> 00:34:59,517 I KNEW IT! 818 00:34:59,517 --> 00:35:02,137 -REALLY? -I KNEW IT! 819 00:35:06,034 --> 00:35:08,758 MY BABY'S HAVING A BABY? 820 00:35:08,758 --> 00:35:10,103 I'M SO EXCITED! 821 00:35:10,103 --> 00:35:13,586 I'VE BEEN WANTING TO BE A GRANDMOTHER FOR SO LONG. 822 00:35:13,586 --> 00:35:17,172 I'M A MIMI. [ LAUGHS ] 823 00:35:17,172 --> 00:35:20,413 OH, MY GOD. 824 00:35:20,413 --> 00:35:23,137 READY, GRANT? 825 00:35:23,137 --> 00:35:24,344 REALLY? 826 00:35:26,965 --> 00:35:30,310 I KNOW NOW. 827 00:35:30,310 --> 00:35:32,137 DID CHER TELL YOU ANYTHING? 828 00:35:32,137 --> 00:35:34,310 OR DID YOU FIND OUT JUST NOW? 829 00:35:34,310 --> 00:35:38,206 I -- I JUST... 830 00:35:38,206 --> 00:35:40,551 UM... -YOU JUST FOUND OUT? 831 00:35:40,551 --> 00:35:44,965 NOW. I'M JUST SO EXCITED. 832 00:35:44,965 --> 00:35:48,275 NOW THAT WE GOT THAT OUT OF THE WAY, LET'S PARTY. 833 00:35:48,275 --> 00:35:51,689 [ CHEERING ] 834 00:35:51,689 --> 00:35:56,137 -I CAN'T DRINK THAT, BUT... -WE'LL DRINK FOR YOU. 835 00:35:56,137 --> 00:35:59,482 MY MOM AND I TOTALLY GOT AWAY WITH KEEPING THIS A SECRET. 836 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:04,034 NOW EVERYBODY KNOWS AND THAT FEELS AMAZING. 837 00:36:04,034 --> 00:36:09,034 I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A TOAST TO CHER AND JARED. 838 00:36:09,034 --> 00:36:14,827 I AM SO OVERWHELMED AND EXCITED FOR THE BOTH OF YOU. 839 00:36:14,827 --> 00:36:19,896 I'VE BEEN WANTING TO BE A MIMI FOR A VERY LONG TIME. 840 00:36:19,896 --> 00:36:20,896 CONGRATULATIONS! 841 00:36:20,896 --> 00:36:24,068 -CHEERS. -CHEERS. 842 00:36:24,068 --> 00:36:28,517 -CHEERS. -THANK YOU. 843 00:36:28,517 --> 00:36:32,620 I DON'T LIKE TO KEEP SECRETS, BUT A LITTLE WHITE LIE, 844 00:36:32,620 --> 00:36:34,793 AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T HURT ANYBODY. 845 00:36:34,793 --> 00:36:36,655 I JUST WANT TO BE A PART OF YOUR LIFE. 846 00:36:36,655 --> 00:36:40,620 I HAVE A FEELING YOU'RE GONNA BE THERE EVERY STEP OF THE WAY. 847 00:36:40,620 --> 00:36:43,413 WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT. [ LAUGHS ] 848 00:36:44,448 --> 00:36:46,793 YOU'RE NOT FOLLOWING THROUGH ON ANYTHING. 849 00:36:46,793 --> 00:36:50,000 THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. 850 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000 I WANTED TO PUNCH HIM IN THE THROAT. 851 00:36:54,724 --> 00:37:01,000 ♪♪ 852 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,758 I'M SO HAPPY THAT BRETT'S HERE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY. 853 00:37:03,758 --> 00:37:05,275 THANK YOU. 854 00:37:05,275 --> 00:37:09,620 AND I'M EVEN HAPPIER TO BE ABLE TO MEET ANGELICA FOR DINNER. 855 00:37:09,620 --> 00:37:11,551 Brett: OH, HERE THEY ARE. 856 00:37:11,551 --> 00:37:14,034 Angelica: I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS BECAUSE MY MOM 857 00:37:14,034 --> 00:37:16,517 AND JASON HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER 858 00:37:16,517 --> 00:37:19,517 SINCE THE LITTLE INCIDENT WHERE HE ASKED ME TO MOVE IN. 859 00:37:19,517 --> 00:37:23,275 SO, WE'LL JUST SEE HOW IT GOES. 860 00:37:23,275 --> 00:37:24,620 -HI. -HI. 861 00:37:24,620 --> 00:37:25,862 HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY'S DAY, MAMA. 862 00:37:25,862 --> 00:37:27,379 OH, THANK YOU. 863 00:37:27,379 --> 00:37:31,586 -AWW. -HELLO, HONEY. 864 00:37:31,586 --> 00:37:33,068 HI. HOW ARE YOU? 865 00:37:33,068 --> 00:37:34,896 I'M GOOD. 866 00:37:34,896 --> 00:37:36,896 I'M EXCITED FOR THE DINNER TONIGHT. 867 00:37:36,896 --> 00:37:41,103 I DON'T KNOW HOW SUNHE'S GONNA REACT, BUT I'M HUNGRY, 868 00:37:41,103 --> 00:37:43,758 SO WE'LL SEE WHERE IT GOES. 869 00:37:43,758 --> 00:37:45,896 WHAT IS A HOUSE SPECIALTY? 870 00:37:48,034 --> 00:37:49,344 I WILL TRY IT. 871 00:37:49,344 --> 00:37:52,310 -I'LL DO THE SAME THING. -SAME THING? 872 00:37:56,827 --> 00:37:59,724 SHE'LL HAVE THE SEA BASS. 873 00:37:59,724 --> 00:38:03,344 -OKAY. -MAY I HAVE PAD THAI, PLEASE? 874 00:38:03,344 --> 00:38:06,620 USUALLY, ANGELICA ORDERS FOR HER MOTHER WHEN THEY GO OUT. 875 00:38:06,620 --> 00:38:09,206 IF THERE'S AN ISSUE WITH THE ORDER, SHE MIGHT BE 876 00:38:09,206 --> 00:38:12,413 A LITTLE UPSET ABOUT IT AND KIND OF BLAME ANGELICA, 877 00:38:12,413 --> 00:38:14,103 BUT SHE DOESN'T LOOK AT THE MENU. 878 00:38:16,689 --> 00:38:18,310 I GOT THIS FOR YOU. 879 00:38:18,310 --> 00:38:21,655 AWW, WONDERFUL. 880 00:38:21,655 --> 00:38:23,275 FOR ME? 881 00:38:26,241 --> 00:38:29,862 "THANK YOU FOR MAKING A DIFFERENCE IN MY LIFE EVERY DAY. 882 00:38:29,862 --> 00:38:31,482 LOVE ALWAYS, SUNHE." 883 00:38:33,620 --> 00:38:37,827 "IF YOU KEEP FEEDING ME, I'LL KEEP LOVING YOU." 884 00:38:37,827 --> 00:38:38,896 -AWW. -AWW. 885 00:38:38,896 --> 00:38:41,275 THANK YOU, HONEY. 886 00:38:41,275 --> 00:38:43,620 THIS IS FOR YOU. 887 00:38:43,620 --> 00:38:45,758 AWW! "YOU'RE A PRICELESS GEM. 888 00:38:45,758 --> 00:38:49,586 MY LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL AND WONDERFUL BECAUSE OF YOU. 889 00:38:49,586 --> 00:38:52,655 THE ONE WHO LOVES YOU MOST. MOMMY." 890 00:38:52,655 --> 00:38:54,793 -THAT'S RIGHT. -YES. 891 00:38:54,793 --> 00:38:56,448 THE ONE THAT LOVES YOU THE MOST. 892 00:38:56,448 --> 00:38:59,000 YES. 893 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,448 SOMETHING FOR YOU. 894 00:39:00,448 --> 00:39:02,172 SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL. 895 00:39:06,103 --> 00:39:10,310 THEY'RE -- LOOK! OH, MY GOSH, I LOVE IT! 896 00:39:10,310 --> 00:39:12,241 SO WE'LL MATCH. 897 00:39:12,241 --> 00:39:14,206 Brett: OH, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. 898 00:39:14,206 --> 00:39:17,241 I THOUGHT THE RINGS WERE VERY CUTE, 899 00:39:17,241 --> 00:39:21,137 BUT BEING IDENTICAL WAS JUST A LITTLE ODD. 900 00:39:23,689 --> 00:39:25,724 AWW. THANKS, MOM. 901 00:39:25,724 --> 00:39:31,034 ♪♪ 902 00:39:31,034 --> 00:39:33,172 THEY HAVE US. 903 00:39:33,172 --> 00:39:35,724 WE'RE GIFTS. 904 00:39:35,724 --> 00:39:39,068 I AGREE. 905 00:39:39,068 --> 00:39:40,931 I KIND OF COUGHED SOMETHING UP. 906 00:39:43,448 --> 00:39:44,655 WHAT? 907 00:39:44,655 --> 00:39:48,931 HE BOOKED US A FIVE-DAY BAHAMAS CRUISE. 908 00:39:52,448 --> 00:39:54,413 GOOD JOB. 909 00:39:54,413 --> 00:39:56,000 OH, MY GOSH. 910 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,517 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE THAT. 911 00:39:59,517 --> 00:40:02,793 -HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. -AWW. 912 00:40:02,793 --> 00:40:05,862 I CAN'T BELIEVE JASON BOUGHT US A CRUISE. 913 00:40:05,862 --> 00:40:07,137 YOU DESERVE IT. 914 00:40:07,137 --> 00:40:09,586 I HAVE NEVER GONE ON A TRIP LIKE THIS BEFORE. 915 00:40:09,586 --> 00:40:11,172 I'M PRETTY FLOORED RIGHT NOW. 916 00:40:11,172 --> 00:40:18,517 ♪♪ 917 00:40:18,517 --> 00:40:20,241 SOMEBODY'S JEALOUS. 918 00:40:20,241 --> 00:40:22,379 NO, NOT JEALOUS. 919 00:40:25,137 --> 00:40:28,068 JASON'S GIFT DIDN'T SETTLE VERY WELL WITH ME. 920 00:40:28,068 --> 00:40:29,965 IN FACT, IT UPSET ME. 921 00:40:29,965 --> 00:40:32,931 I FEEL LIKE IT'S MORE LIKE A DISTRACTION, 922 00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:38,620 AND CURTAILING THE REAL ISSUE IS FINALIZING THE DIVORCE, 923 00:40:38,620 --> 00:40:43,413 AND GETTING HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S BELONGINGS OUT OF HIS HOME. 924 00:40:43,413 --> 00:40:45,275 HOW ABOUT WE DO THAT FIRST? 925 00:40:49,103 --> 00:40:51,172 DO YOU HAVE ANY UPDATES FOR ME? 926 00:40:51,172 --> 00:40:52,793 NOT YET. 927 00:40:57,379 --> 00:40:59,379 VALENTINE'S EVENING IS NOT NECESSARILY THE NIGHT 928 00:40:59,379 --> 00:41:01,482 TO BRING SOMETHING UP LIKE THIS. 929 00:41:01,482 --> 00:41:04,586 BUT SUNHE'S THE TYPE OF WOMAN THAT WILL HANDLE BUSINESS. 930 00:41:04,586 --> 00:41:06,448 HOPEFULLY IN A TACTFUL MANNER. 931 00:41:06,448 --> 00:41:09,620 IN BETWEEN KIND OF A HECTIC WORK SCHEDULE. 932 00:41:09,620 --> 00:41:13,068 I JUST HAVEN'T DONE IT YET. -THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. 933 00:41:13,068 --> 00:41:14,689 THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE! 934 00:41:16,862 --> 00:41:19,206 I JUST FEEL LIKE HE'S PLAYING HER. 935 00:41:19,206 --> 00:41:23,965 I FEEL LIKE HE'S STRINGING HER ALONG. 936 00:41:23,965 --> 00:41:24,965 I MEAN, IS THIS A JOKE? 937 00:41:24,965 --> 00:41:26,551 IS MY DAUGHTER A JOKE? 938 00:41:30,310 --> 00:41:32,275 I WANTED TO PUNCH HIM IN THE THROAT. 939 00:41:32,275 --> 00:41:33,482 Jason: SURE. IT'S REASONABLE. 940 00:41:33,482 --> 00:41:35,275 YOU'RE NOT FOLLOWING THROUGH ON ANYTHING. 941 00:41:35,275 --> 00:41:41,517 ♪♪ 942 00:41:41,517 --> 00:41:43,344 NEXT TIME ON "sMOTHERED"... 943 00:41:43,344 --> 00:41:45,793 I'M, LIKE, SO, SO EXCITED. 944 00:41:45,793 --> 00:41:48,206 IT'S A DELICATE BALANCE KEEPING MY MOM HAPPY 945 00:41:48,206 --> 00:41:50,034 AND KEEPING MY HUSBAND HAPPY. 946 00:41:50,034 --> 00:41:51,862 DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG SHE'S GONNA STAY? 947 00:41:51,862 --> 00:41:55,172 Both: WE'RE GONNA BE EXTREMELY BUSY. 948 00:41:55,172 --> 00:41:56,896 DOES CARLY KNOW ABOUT THIS PLAN? 949 00:41:56,896 --> 00:41:58,827 YEAH, YOU KNOW HOW THOSE TWO WHACKJOBS ARE. 950 00:41:58,827 --> 00:42:00,793 -CARLY'S ACTING LIKE A BABY. -HOPEFULLY SHE'LL SHOW UP. 951 00:42:00,793 --> 00:42:02,586 AND IF SHE DOESN'T COME, SHE'LL BE SORRY 952 00:42:02,586 --> 00:42:03,896 BECAUSE I'M A BITCH. 953 00:42:03,896 --> 00:42:06,137 NO ONE'S TREATING MY DAUGHTER LIKE A WHORE. 954 00:42:06,137 --> 00:42:09,206 SOMETHING DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT TO ME, JASON. 955 00:42:09,206 --> 00:42:13,793 CAN YOU SHOW ME YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND'S THINGS? 956 00:42:13,793 --> 00:42:16,034 AT THIS POINT, I COULD STILL WALK AWAY. 957 00:42:19,482 --> 00:42:21,068 Man: WE'RE GONNA CROWN THE QUEEN. 958 00:42:21,068 --> 00:42:24,034 AH! AH! AH! 959 00:42:24,034 --> 00:42:26,551 MY MOM RUINED MY 21st BIRTHDAY. 960 00:42:26,551 --> 00:42:28,689 QUIT TRYING TO MAKE HER INTO SOMEBODY ELSE. 961 00:42:28,689 --> 00:42:29,758 I'M JUST TIRED OF IT... 962 00:42:29,758 --> 00:42:31,931 YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO YOUR DAUGHTER. 71461

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