All language subtitles for sMothered.S01E01.Equally.Obsessed.WEBRip.x264-ION10

♪♪

MM, I LOVE YOU
SO MUCH.

I WOULD DO ANYTHING
FOR YOU.

ANYTHING YOU NEED.

SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND.

YOU'RE MY
BEST FRIEND, TOO.

♪♪

Angelica: MY MOTHER AND I
SHARE THE SAME BED.

I'M THE LITTLE SPOON
AND SHE'S THE BIG SPOON.

Cher:
WE ACT ALIKE. WE DRESS ALIKE.

WE'RE LIKE TWINS.

AFTER THIS,
I'LL REALLYLOOK LIKE YOU.

[ LAUGHS ]
YEAH.

WHOO!

WE PARTY TOGETHER,
CLUB TOGETHER.

Mariah: I FEEL LIKE MY MOM
SHOULD LIVE HER LIFE NOW

LIKE SHE'S IN HER 20s.

WHY SHOULDN'T SHE DO THAT?

OKAY, OKAY,
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

Angelica:
IF THE WATER IS STILL HOT,

WE WILL SHARE THE BATH WATER.

[ SIGHS ]

Sunhe: IF I COULD FIND
A MAN VERSION OF ANGELICA,

I WOULD MARRY THEM
IN A HEARTBEAT.

SO WE'LL MATCH.

[ GASPS ] OH, MY GOSH.
I LOVE IT.

SHE IS
THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.

Woman: CRISTINA LIVES
FIVE HOUSES AWAY FROM ME.

WE MEET FOR BREAKFAST,
LUNCH, DINNER.

GEEZ.
YOU GUYS COULD SHOVEL A LITTLE.

AND I WOULDN'T HAVE IT
ANY OTHER WAY.

YOU GUYS ARE WEARING
THE SAME SWEATER?

REALLY?

MY SISTER IS VERY OBSESSED
WITH MY MOM.

AND MY MOM IS VERY OBSESSED
WITH MY SISTER.

YOU ABSOLUTELY
STALK ME.

YOU HIRED A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR
TO FOLLOW ME.

THAT'S CRAZY.

I HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW
WHERE YOU'RE AT.

KIND OF NICE TO HAVE
A LITTLE ALONE TIME, HUH?

ANGELICA MADE CLEAR EARLY IN THE
RELATIONSHIP ABOUT HER MOTHER.

SOMETIMES I DO FEEL
IF SUNHE WASN'T IN THE PICTURE,

MAYBE THINGS WOULD BE
A LITTLE SMOOTHER.

I HAVE THE STRONGEST INFLUENCE
IN HER LIFE,

AND WITHOUT MY BLESSING,

I DOUBT SHE'LL TAKE IT
TO THE NEXT STEP WITH YOU.

I'M LOOKING AT YOU
FOR GUIDANCE.

I'M LOOKING AT YOU TO SAY,
"THIS IS TOO MUCH."

THIS ISN'T
WHAT SHOULD BE PROJECTED

FOR A MOM AND A DAUGHTER.

YOU DON'T THINK ANYTHING'S
WRONG WITH IT, YOU'RE CRAZY.

THINK I SPEND MORE TIME
WITH MY MOM THAN MY HUSBAND.

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS 'CAUSE
YOU CAN'T BE PART OF THIS.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

I'M DYING TO BE HANGING OUT
WITH MY MOTHER ALL DAY.

IT REALLY HURTS MY FEELINGS
WHEN I FEEL LIKE

I'M COMPLETELY
OUT OF THE LOOP.

WHERE WILL I FIT IN?

LIKE, I DON'T KNOW
WHERE I'M GONNA FIT IN.

OH, MY GOD.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?

I JUST DON'T EVEN WANT
TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE.

OKAY.MY MOM RUINED MY 21st BIRTHDAY.

IF I AGREE WITH HER,
SHE'S GREAT.

IF I DON'T,
I DON'T.

AND THEN HER DAD,

AND I'M [BLEEP] TIRED
OF EVERYBODY.

WOULD YOU ACCEPT
MY LOVE?

THIS IS NOT RIGHT.

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
GIVE IT BACK?

YEAH.

♪♪

--Captions by VITAC--
www.vitac.com

CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY
DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS

♪♪

[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]

Dawn: HELLO.

HI!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Cher: MY BEST FRIEND
IN THE WORLD IS MY MOM.

WE DO
EVERYTHING TOGETHER,

AND WHEN WE'RE NOT
WITH EACH OTHER IN PERSON,

THEN WE'LL BE
ON THE PHONE TOGETHER.

YOU WEARING THE SAME SHIRT
AS ME RIGHT NOW?

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

ARE YOU WEARING THE SHIRT
I GOT YOU?

THAT'S WHAT I'M WEARING!
[ LAUGHS ]

Cher: MY MOTHER AND I
LOOK A LOT ALIKE.

WE ACT ALIKE. WE DRESS ALIKE.

SO PEOPLE OFTEN MISTAKE US
AS SISTERS.

THAT'S SO FUNNY.

I'M GLAD YOU LIKE
THE SHIRT I GOT YOU.

WE'RE LIKE TWINS. [ CHUCKLES ]

♪♪

JARED, I JUST CALLED MY MOM
ON FACETIME,

AND SHE'S WEARING
THE SAME SHIRT THAT I'M WEARING.

Jared:
THE EXACT SAME SHIRT?

THE EXACT SAME SHIRT!

WHAT?

IT WAS NICE
TO HAVE A LITTLE ME,

AND THEN
TO TOP IT OFF,

THEN WE EVEN
LOOKED ALIKE.

♪ I LOVE YOU MORE EVERY DAY ♪

FROM THE TIME SHE WAS AN INFANT,

I FELT THAT SHE WAS GOING TO BE
MY VERY BEST FRIEND.

♪ I CAN GO LOW
OR I CAN GO HIGH ♪

♪ THE SWEETER SIDE ♪

♪ BABY, THE APPLE OF MY EYE ♪

I MADE HER GROW UP
MAYBE A LITTLE EARLIER

THAN A GIRL WOULD GROW UP

BECAUSE I WOULD TALK TO HER
ABOUT EVERYTHING.

MAYBE THAT'S WHY
I NAMED HER CHER,

TO SHARE
MY INTIMATE THINGS WITH.

Cher: I WOULD ONLY WANT
TO PLAY WITH HER,

AND I NEVER
HAD AS MUCH FUN

PLAYING WITH
OTHER PEOPLE.

SHE WOULD WAKE ME UP
IN THE MORNING

TO GET READY FOR SCHOOL AND SAY,
"YOU WANT TO PLAY HOOKY?"

AND I WOULD SAY,
"YES!"

AND THEN SHE WOULD TAKE ME
FOR A FULL GIRL'S DAY,

AND WE'D GO SHOPPING,
WE'D DO OUR NAILS,

AND GO TO LUNCH.

AND THEN WE'D COME HOME
AND, YOU KNOW,

MY DAD WOULD SAY,
"SO, HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY?"

AND I'D BE LIKE,
"IT WAS GREAT!

YOU KNOW,
IT WAS GOOD."

BUT IT WAS
OUR LITTLE SECRET,

AND IT'S OUR LITTLE SPECIAL
ALONE TIME.

WE HAVE THIS CONNECTION
THAT IS VERY STRANGE.

WE COULD ACTUALLY FEEL
FOR EACH OTHER.

IT'S LIKE TWINS.

HI!HI!

♪♪

MY DAD'S A DOCTOR.
MY HUSBAND'S A DOCTOR.

SHE GOT MARRIED
AT 23.

I GOT MARRIED
AT 22.

I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU, TOO.

NOTHING LIKE
HAVING A DAUGHTER.

CHER AND I HAVE OUR OWN
UNIQUE HANDSHAKE.

WE LOVE TO GO SHOPPING.

WE LOVE TO DO MAKEUP TOGETHER.

Cher:
THE LONGEST THAT I'VE EVER GONE

WITHOUT TALKING TO MY MOM
IS MAYBE A FEW HOURS.

WEAR SOMETHING SIMILAR.

I'M WEARING MY BLACK
PANTS ROMPER JUST 'CAUSE

I KNOW, LIKE, WE'RE GONNA
GET THINGS DIRTY ON IT.

JARED IS MY HUSBAND.

WE LIVE
IN NEW YORK CITY TOGETHER.

YOU GOT THAT IN, BABE?YEAH, I GOT IT.

IT'S HARD HAVING THIS DISTANCE
BETWEEN US WITH HER

LIVING IN NEW YORK
AND ME LIVING IN FLORIDA.

LOVE YOU.
LOVE YOU.

CAN'T WAIT!
OKAY, LOVE YOU.

BYE.

IT WAS
DEFINITELY OVERWHELMING AT FIRST

TO DEAL WITH CHER
AND DAWN TOGETHER,

'CAUSE WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER,
ESPECIALLY IN THE BEGINNING,

I FELT LIKE
I WAS THE THIRD WHEEL.

WE'RE SITTING HERE

ENJOYING THE DAY
AT THE RESORT.

THERE'S JARED.

FOR THE PAST SEVEN WEEKS,

I'VE BEEN KEEPING A HUGE
SECRET FROM MY MOM.

Jared: WE HAVEN'T
TOLD ANYBODY YET.

YEAH.
NOBODY KNOWS.

NOBODY KNOWS,
NOT EVEN CHER'S MOM.

ALRIGHT,
WE JUST FINISHED!

WE FINISHED!
WE DID IT.

FIRST ONE!

IT'S SO HARD TO NOT TELL MY MOM
THAT I'M PREGNANT

BECAUSE I TELL HER EVERYTHING,

AND THE FACT THAT I HAVE TO KEEP
THIS A SECRET IS KILLING ME.

SO, YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL
YOUR MOM BEFOREHAND, RIGHT?

ABOUT WHAT?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"ABOUT WHAT?"

I HAVE TO TELL HER, JARED.
YOU KNOW THAT.

JARED AND I ARE PLANNING ON
GOING TO VISIT

OUR FAMILY IN FLORIDA.

I AM VERY EXCITED
TO BE GOING HOME,

AND TO TELL EVERYONE
THE GOOD NEWS

IS GOING TO BE SUCH A RELIEF.

BUT JARED WANTS ME
TO KEEP THIS A SECRET

UNTIL WE TELL
EVERYBODY TOGETHER.

I THOUGHT WE SAID WE WERE GONNA
TELL EVERYONE AT THE SAME TIME.

I WAITED
7 1/2 WEEKS ALREADY

THAT I HAVEN'T
TOLD HER

'CAUSE I WAS WAITING
TO TELL HER IN PERSON.

SHE'S GONNA BE,
LIKE, HURT.

I HAVE TO
TELL HER BEFORE.

DON'T YOU THINK
THAT, LIKE,

MY MOM
AND MY DAD AND YOUR DAD

WOULD WANT TO KNOW
JUST THE SAME AS EVERYONE ELSE?

CHER AND DAWN ARE SOCLOSE.

AS THE HUSBAND, IT'S A LITTLE
BIT DIFFICULT BECAUSE I KNOW

I DON'T HAVE THE SAME BOND
THAT THEY DO.

EVERYONE IS
A PART OF THIS

JUST LIKE
YOUR MOM AND YOU.

SHE ONLY
HAS ONE DAUGHTER.

SHE'S GONNA WANT
TO HEAR IT FIRST

'CAUSE THIS IS THE ONE TIME
SHE'S GONNA GET

TO HEAR THIS FIRST
FROM SOMEBODY.

AND SHE'S NOT JUST
EVERYBODY ELSE.

SHE'S MY MOM.

Cher: I FEEL THAT MY MOM
WOULD REALLY BE UPSET

IF I TOLD HER THE SAME TIME
THAT I TOLD EVERYBODY ELSE

BECAUSE THIS IS SOMETHING,
YOU KNOW,

SHE ALWAYS WOULD TELL ME,

"YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME FIRST,
RIGHT?

LIKE, YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME
BEFORE JARED FINDS OUT."

THIS IS OUR SPECIAL TIME.

THIS ISN'T HIS.

SO MANY TIMES
WE GET INTO THIS SITUATION

AND I LET YOU
HAVE YOUR WAY,

BUT THIS IS ONE THING
THAT I FEEL REALLY,

REALLY STRONGLY ABOUT.

I'M JUST ASKING YOU

TO PLEASE,
PLEASE THINK ABOUT IT.

FINE.

I'LL THINK ABOUT IT,
BUT NO GUARANTEES.

♪♪

Angelica: HEY, MOM,
HOW'S IT GOING?

IT'S NICE AND HOT
IN HERE.

THE WAY I FEEL
ABOUT MY DAUGHTER,

SHE IS
THE VERY ESSENCE

OF WHO I AM
AS A MOTHER.

SHE'S JUST A PRECIOUS
LITTLE DIAMOND TO ME.

♪♪

MORNINGS WITH MY MOM
ARE SO IMPORTANT

BECAUSE WE WORK SO MUCH,

SO WE TRY TO MAKE THE MOST
OF OUR TIME.

HEY, ANGELICA.
YEAH, MOM?

ARE YOU READY
TO GET IN?

I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

IF THE WATER
IS STILL HOT,

WE WILL SHARE
THE BATH WATER.

SHE'LL TAKE A QUICK BATH, AND
THEN I'LL GO RIGHT AFTER HER.

SHE ALWAYS GOES FIRST,

AND I KNOW
IT MAKES HER HAPPY.

WHEN SHE GOES INTO MY BATH WATER
AFTER I'VE BATHED,

IT SHOWS ME SO MUCH TRUST AND
A BOND THAT IS UNEXPLAINABLE.

IT'S...

IT'S AMAZING.

[ SIGHS ]

♪♪

MY MOM IS
THE CLOSEST PERSON TO ME

IN MY LIFE EVER.

EVEN AFTER LIFE,

SHE'S GONNA BE
THE CLOSEST PERSON TO ME.

THANK YOU,
BABY.

Sunhe:
WHEN I FIRST SAW ANGELICA,

SHE LOOKED LIKE AN ANGEL.

I SAID, "SHE IS GONNA BE
MY EVERYTHING."

I HAD TO BE THE STRONG ONE
FOR MY DAUGHTER

BECAUSE SHE HAD NO FATHER.

MY FIRST HUSBAND,
WHICH IS ANGELICA'S FATHER,

HE HASN'T BEEN IN OUR LIVES

EVER SINCE SHE WAS ABOUT
6 MONTHS OLD.

I HAD TO STEP UP IN THE ABSENCE
OF HIM NOT BEING IN HER LIFE

TO BE HER FATHER, AS WELL AS HER
MOTHER, HER SISTER, HER FRIEND.

[ Voice breaking ] I COULDN'T
PICTURE MY LIFE WITHOUT HER.

I DON'T KNOW
WHERE I'D BE,

WHO I'D BE AS A PERSON
IF IT WASN'T FOR HER.

THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

YOU READY?

YES, I AM.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
FOR ME TODAY?

I'M GONNA TOUCH UP YOUR TOES
RIGHT HERE.

WE'VE ALWAYS
LIVED TOGETHER.

I HAVE NEVER LIVED
WITH ANYBODY ELSE.

I COULD BE WITHOUT A MAN
IF I HAVE HER.

I'D BE
COMPLETELY HAPPY

JUST WITH ANGELICA
WITH ME.

I NEED A MAN.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

SHE IS
THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.

YOU ARE
THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.

[ CHUCKLES ]

IF I COULD FIND A MAN VERSION
OF ANGELICA,

I WOULD MARRY THEM
IN A HEARTBEAT.

HAVE YOU TALKED
TO BRETT TODAY?

UH, YOU KNOW,
ACTUALLY, I DID.

Sunhe:
I DO HAVE A FIANCé.

BRETT LIVES IN OMAHA, NEBRASKA.

I AM SATISFIED WITH
THE LONG DISTANCE.

I LIKE LIVING WITH ANGELICA,

AND I DON'T WANT
TO LEAVE HER EVER.

SO, WHEN IS HE
COMING BACK?

WELL, BRETT IS SUPPOSED TO
BE COMING 11th TO THE 15th,

I THINK, SO WE'LL HAVE HIM
FOR VALENTINE'S WEEKEND,

WHICH I'M REALLY
EXCITED ABOUT.

OKAY.WHAT ARE YOU UP TO TODAY?

JASON AND I ARE
GONNA GO ON A DATE.

OH.

♪♪

WHERE ARE YOU
PLANNING TO GO?

I THINK HE'S TAKING ME
GO-KART RACING.

JASON'S MY BOYFRIEND.

WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER
FOR ALMOST TWO YEARS.

WE'RE VERY, VERY COMPATIBLE.

HE GETS ME 100%.

HE UNDERSTANDS THE NEED
THAT I HAVE FOR MY MOM.

SHE NEEDS TO BE THERE.

AND SO, HE'LL INCLUDE HER
IN OUR DATES.

SO SHE'S RIDING IN THE BACK
WHILE WE'RE IN THE FRONT,

AND WE
TOW HER ALONG.

AM I BEING INVITED TO GO
OR IT'S JUST SOMETHING...

HMM.

MY MOM IS ALWAYS FIRST,
AND JASON KNOWS THAT.

I DO MAKE IT A POINT
TO LET HER KNOW,

"HEY, I WANT TO SEE JASON."

HE KNOWS THAT MY MOM
CAN BE PRETTY DEMANDING.

I WAS JUST THINKING
IT COULD BE HIM AND I.

JASON WOULD PROBABLY
APPRECIATE THAT TIME.

♪♪

Sunhe: THE HAPPINESS THAT I SEE
WITH HER AND JASON,

I'M TRYING VERY HARD
TO EMBRACE IT,

BUT JASON'S GOT TOO MANY THINGS
THAT HE NEEDS TO TAKE CARE OF

BEFORE I CAN FEEL AT PEACE
WITH THE RELATIONSHIP.

WELL, I'M THINKING ABOUT
WHAT I SHOULD BE DOING

WHEN YOU GUYS GO
GO-KARTING.

YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS
WHAT I COULD DO?

MM.
MAYBE JUST RELAX.

I DON'T WANT
TO RELAX.

I GET SAD
WHEN YOU'RE NOT HERE,

SO I LIKE
TO KEEP MYSELF BUSY.

WHEN SHE'S GONE,

I LITERALLY
GET PHYSICALLY ILL.

I GET THE SWEATS,
I GET ANXIETY.

AND I WANT HER THERE.

WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW
ALL THAT.

♪♪

OKAY.

WELL,
NEXT TIME,

HOPEFULLY,
YOU GUYS WILL INVITE ME.

♪♪

IT'S NICE TO HAVE
THE WHOLE FAMILY TOGETHER.

Cher: IT IS REALLY HARD TO BE
FACE-TO-FACE WITH MY MOM

AND NOT GETTING TO TELL HER
THE BIGGEST NEWS IN MY LIFE.

YEAH,
STILL PG.

WE NEED
TO GET IT X-RATED.

THIS IS OUR MOVIE,
AND EVERYONE'S JUST EXTRAS.

I'M LOOKING AT YOU
FOR GUIDANCE.

THIS ISN'T
WHAT SHOULD BE PROJECTED

FOR A MOM AND A DAUGHTER.

♪♪

♪♪

HI,
MY LITTLE BABY!

HI, MOMMY.

BABY,
YOU'RE 21.

I KNOW.
I'M SO HAPPY.

OH, MY GOD!
[ CHUCKLES ]

GIVE ME A HUG.
OH!

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

LET ME START IT,
AND THEN YOU FINISH IT.

IS IT
YOUR BIRTHDAY?

DID I MAKE YOU?

I'M TURNING 21,

AND I WANT MY MOM
TO COME BE 21 WITH ME.

LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

YOU'RE LIKE MY BEST FRIEND,
LIKE FOR REAL NOW.

FOR REAL,
FOR REAL.

MY MOM
IS OBSESSED WITH ME,

AND I'M EQUALLY
AS OBSESSED WITH HER.

SHE'S BEEN THE BEST THING
THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME.

♪♪

SO, ME AND MY MOM
ARE EXTREMELY ALIKE.

WE LIKE SUPER GIRLY THINGS.

WE LIKE ATTENTION.

Sandra: I THINK PEOPLE
MISUNDERSTAND OUR RELATIONSHIP,

BUT WE HAVE NEVER CARED.

THIS IS OUR MOVIE,
AND EVERYONE'S JUST EXTRAS.

Mariah: THINGS THAT WE DO
THAT OTHER MOMS AND DAUGHTERS

DON'T DO TOGETHER
IS PARTY TOGETHER,

GO OUT TOGETHER, CLUB TOGETHER.

AND WHEN I WAS OLD ENOUGH,
WE GOT OUR BOOBS DONE TOGETHER.

WE GO TO THE GYNECOLOGIST
TOGETHER.

SHE'S A REFLECTION OF ME.
I'M A REFLECTION OF HER.

IF MY COOK
IS DISGUSTING,

THAT'S HER REFLECTION.

[ GASPS ]
WE'RE GOING TO VEGAS.

SO EXCITED ABOUT THAT.

AND YOU'RE SURE

YOUR FRIENDS ARE GONNA BE OKAY
WITH ME GOING?

OF COURSE, MOM,
YOU'RE MY BESTIE.

ALRIGHT,
I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE.

I WANT YOU
TO HAVE A GOOD TIME,

LIKE ALL THE WAY.

I PUSH HER
TO BE OUT THERE.

"LET'S GO TO VEGAS.

YOU CAN LIVE YOUR LIFE NOW
LIKE IF YOU WERE 20.

WHY NOT?"

YOU WERE A LITTLE PEANUT
LIKE THAT.

AND THE DAY I WENT
TO THE DOCTOR, HE WAS LIKE,

"THERE SHE IS."[ CHUCKLES ]

I KNEW THAT MARIAH, FROM THE DAY
THAT SHE WAS BORN,

I KNEW SHE WAS GONNA BE
EVERYTHING TO ME.

I SMOTHERED MARIAH LIKE CRAZY.

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN MORE CLOSE
TO MY MOM THAN MY DAD.

I DON'T KNOW,
I JUST WAS BORN THAT WAY.

WHEN MY PARENTS DIVORCED,
IT WAS JUST MY MOM,

AND SHE NEEDED ME TO HELP
WITH CHANEL, MY LITTLE SISTER.

I HAD TO, LIKE, STEP UP.

♪♪

Sandra: I HAVE DIFFERENT BONDS
WITH MY GIRLS.

WHAT Y'ALL UP TO?

[ CHUCKLES ]
HI, BABY!

SOMETIMES, WE LOOK TO CHANEL
TO KIND OF KEEP US GROUNDED.

SHE'S SUCH AN ADULT.

WE'RE DOING MAKEUP.
WANT TO DO YOURS?

NO, I'M GOOD.
WHY?

I'M GONNA GO IN HERE AND TAKE
A NAP, DO SOME HOMEWORK.

SOME OF THE THINGS MY SISTER
AND MY MOM DO, I WOULDN'T DO.

THE WAY THEY DRESS SOMETIMES
IS CRAZY, THE WAY THEY ACT.

WHAT'S UP, LADIES?

HEY.
HEY.

Mariah: EVEN THOUGH
MY PARENTS ARE DIVORCED,

WE ALL LIVE
UNDER ONE ROOF,

AND WE MAKE IT WORK.

Mariah: GROWING UP, I WASN'T
SUPER CLOSE WITH MY DAD.

IT TOOK SOME TIME FOR MY MOM

TO REBUILD HER RELATIONSHIP
WITH HIM.

THE HELL Y'ALL DOING?OH, MY GOD.

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS
HAVE TO HAVE THAT FACE?

Adrian: OUR LIVING SITUATION,
IT'S DIFFERENT

'CAUSE ME AND SANDRA
ARE NOT MARRIED ANYMORE.

BUT IT MAKES SENSE FOR US
FINANCIALLY,

AND IT GIVES ME A CHANCE
TO BE AROUND MY DAUGHTERS MORE.

I'M FINNA WATCH THE TV.NO, YOU'RE NOT.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.WHAT YOU MEAN?

NO, YOU'RE NOT!
WE'RE IN HERE.

BEING IN A HOUSE, AGAIN,
WITH THREE ADULT WOMEN

IS MORE THAN
I BARGAINED FOR, ACTUALLY.

I CAN SEE HOW SANDRA AND MARIAH
HAVE GONE OVERBOARD,

EVEN WITH DRESS.

Sandra:
WHEN MARIAH TURNED 19,

SHE STARTED DRESSING
A LITTLE BIT MORE PROVOCATIVE.

♪♪

MY SOCIAL MEDIA IS MY ALTER EGO.

IT'S LIKE MY SEXY SIDE.

WHEN MY MOM
FIRST SAW MY PHOTO SHOOTS

ON MY SOCIAL MEDIA,
SHE WAS VERY SHOCKED.

BUT I EXPLAINED TO HER
THAT THOSE PICTURES EMPOWER ME

AND I'M COMFORTABLE
IN MY OWN SKIN.

SO,
I WAS THINKING MAYBE

THIS SHEER DRESS
FOR YOU

BECAUSE IT'S LIKE --THAT ONE FOR ME?

MY MOM USED TO DRESS
SUPER MODEST,

AND I'VE ENCOURAGED HER TO DRESS
HOW SHE WANTS TO DRESS.

SO OVER TIME, I'VE MADE MY MOM
MORE COMFORTABLE IN BEING SEXY

AND EMBRACING HER BODY.

Sandra:
OH, MY GOD!

I'M SO EXCITED.

OKAY, OKAY,
OKAY, OKAY.

SHE SACRIFICED EVERYTHING
TO RAISE ME AND MY SISTER,

AND I ADMIRE HER.

AND I JUST WANT THE WORLD TO SEE
HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE IS.

THESE LOOK LIKE
GRANDMA PANTIES.

YEAH, STILL PG.

WE NEED
TO GET IT X-RATED.

RIGHT.

BEFORE WE MOVED BACK IN
WITH MY DAD, ME AND MY MOM

USED TO WALK AROUND THE HOUSE
NAKED IF WE WANTED TO.

NOW WE CAN'T DO THAT ANYMORE
'CAUSE MY DAD'S AROUND.

SO WE HAVE TO HAVE
SOME CLOTHES ON.

LET'S JUST GO SEE
WHAT YOUR DAD THINKS.

♪♪

[ LAUGHS ]

Adrian: WHERE THE HELL
Y'ALL GOING?

[ LAUGHS ] VEGAS.

VEGAS TRIP FOR
MARIAH'S BIRTHDAY.

IT'S FOR VEGAS!
SHE'S 21, REMEMBER?

Y'ALL LOOKING LIKE SOME
GHETTO MERMAIDS OR SOMETHING.

Chanel:
IT'S CUTE,

BUT Y'ALL A LITTLE
TOO MUCH IN THE FRONT.

[BLEEP] IS ALL OUT.

YOU NEED TO...COVER IT UP A LITTLE?

SOMETHING, SOMEHOW.

I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THAT
THEY'RE SUPER COMFORTABLE

WEARING THESE
OUT IN PUBLIC.

SOMETIMES, I FEEL LIKE
MY MOM AND MY SISTER

DO PUSH THE LIMIT
ON WHAT THEY WEAR,

AND THIS MIGHT BE
ONE OF THOSE TIMES.

WHEN I GET OLDER, I'M FOR SURE
NOT DRESSING HALF-NAKED,

ESPECIALLY NOT WITH MY MOM.

WE WANT TO POP OUT.
WE WANT TO STAND OUT.

A LOT POPPIN' OUT.

Chanel:
WHY YOU KEEP --

YOU DON'T WANT TO SHOW
IN FRONT OF DAD.

NAH, SHE AIN'T
SUPPOSED TO HAVE THAT ON.

WHAT YOU DOING
WITH ALL THAT?

I DON'T WANT TO SHOW DAD
MY NIPS.

THAT'S WEIRD.QUIT LOOKING.

WHAT YOU MEAN "QUIT LOOKING"?
THEY OUT.

ROXY DON'T EVEN
WANT TO LOOK.

Adrian: I ALWAYS WANT TO PARENT,
AND I'M A FATHER.

THAT'S STILL MY BABY TO ME.

YOU'VE BEEN TO VEGAS.
HOW DO THEY DRESS?

YEAH, DAD.THEY DON'T DRESS LIKE THAT.

YOU ACT LIKE YOU
AIN'T NEVER BEEN TO VEGAS.

HOW THEY DRESS,
THEN?

TO SEE SANDRA'S BOOBS
IN AN OUTFIT LIKE THAT

KIND OF STARTLED ME, TOO,

BECAUSE I DON'T LOOK AT HER
LIKE THAT ANYMORE YOU KNOW,

BACK IN THE DAY, IT WAS, "HEY!"

NOW IT'S LIKE, "HEY."

ARE Y'ALL REALLY
WEARING THAT?

MARIAH.

THAT'S TOO MUCH,
MAN.

I'M NOT APPROVING THAT.

MARIAH AND I ARE GONNA
CELEBRATE MARIAH'S 21st BIRTHDAY

THE WAY THAT WE WANT
TO CELEBRATE IT,

AND ADRIAN HAS NOTHING TO SAY
ABOUT IT.

SHE'S MY DAUGHTER.

HE'S NOT GONNA STOP US.

[ SMOOCHES ]

OKAY.

YOU ALREADY KNOW
DADDY'S NOT GONNA LIKE THAT.

YOU LIKE THAT
FOR REAL?

IT'S THEM.

I DON'T KNOW.

♪♪

WHAT'S YOUR MOM
UP TO TODAY?

MM, I THINK SHE'S JUST
KIND OF LOUNGING.

SHE'S FLYING SOLO
TODAY.

KIND OF NICE TO HAVE
A LITTLE ALONE TIME, HUH?

YEAH,
IT'S NICE.

WE DON'T HAVE IT
THAT OFTEN.

Angelica: MY MOM
WAS A LITTLE ANNOYED

THAT SHE WASN'T INVITED
TO OUR DATE.

JASON AND I HAVE TO HAVE
TIME ALONE,

AND I'M NOT GONNA
APOLOGIZE FOR THAT.

I THINK JASON WOULD PREFER IF
HE DID HAVE ME ALL TO HIMSELF,

JUST AS MY MOM
WOULD HAVE ME ALL TO HERSELF.

ANGELICA MADE VERY CLEAR
EARLY IN THE RELATIONSHIP

ABOUT HER MOTHER,
ABOUT BEING CLOSE TO HER.

ANGELICA REALLY WANTS
HER MOM'S APPROVAL

FOR EVERYTHING
SHE DOES IN LIFE.

OH, WHY THANK YOU.OH, YOU'RE WELCOME.

IT IS A RARE OPPORTUNITY
FOR ME TO TAKE ANGELICA

OUT ON A DATE
WITHOUT HER MOTHER,

SO I'M GONNA TAKE
FULL ADVANTAGE.

WELL,
HERE WE ARE.

IT'S A LITTLE ODD
THAT SHE'S NOT WITH US.

SHE'S STILL HERE.

JASON AND I MET AT WORK.

OH.
IT'S SO TINY.

FIRST, WE WERE FRIENDS.

LITTLE DID I KNOW
THAT I WAS JUST FALLING FOR HIM.

YOU TRY
TO KISS ME?

ESKIMO.

WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER
FOR ALMOST TWO YEARS,

AND I JUST GET ALONG WITH HIM
SO WELL.

WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER.

HE UNDERSTANDS MY PERSONALITY,

AND WE JUST HAVE
A LOT OF FUN TOGETHER.

EASY DOES IT.

GOOD?

Man: ALRIGHT, GUYS.
VISORS DOWN. VISORS DOWN.

ALRIGHT,
HERE WE GO.

♪♪

I'M GONNA GET YOU.

I'M GONNA WIN.
I'M GONNA WIN.

Angelica:
I DO REALLY CARE ABOUT JASON.

IF OUR RELATIONSHIP DID FAIL,

IT'D PROBABLY AFFECT ME
MORE THAN I CAN ADMIT.

I WOULD BE DEVASTATED.

WHOO!

THERE IS SOMETHING I'VE BEEN
REALLY WANTING TO ASK ANGELICA.

I WANT TO PROVE TO ANGELICA
HOW MUCH I LOVE HER

AND GO TO THE NEXT BIG STEP
IN OUR RELATIONSHIP.

I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW

WHAT HER RESPONSE IS GONNA BE.

AND I DON'T KNOW IF ANGELICA'S
GONNA ANSWER FOR HER

OR FOR WHAT HER MOTHER WANTS.

THIS GOOD?
RIGHT HERE?

YEAH,
RIGHT HERE.

THANK YOU.

SO, WHAT'D YOU THINK?THAT WAS A LOT OF FUN.

IT WAS.

I'M STILL A LITTLE...

SHAKY.

JUST A LITTLE BIT.

IF I MAY...

♪♪

JUST WANTED
TO ASK SOMETHING

THAT I'VE BEEN
THINKING ABOUT.

♪♪

UM...

HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT...

♪♪

♪♪

HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT...

♪♪

...MOVING IN WITH ME?

♪♪

UM...

I MEAN, LIKE, I'M SHOCKED
THAT YOU ASKED ME.

I MEAN, MAYBE.

♪♪

I'M ACTUALLY KIND OF SCARED
TO DO THAT.

I'VE NEVER LIVED WITH
ANYBODY ELSE BESIDES MY MOM.

LIKE,
WE COULD SIT ON THE PATIO,

HAVE A NICE JACUZZI
SET UP OUTSIDE.

YEAH,
WITH MOM RIGHT THERE.

IN THE MIDDLE?

SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE
IN THE MIDDLE,

BUT SHE CAN BE LIKE
ON THE SIDE.

♪♪

WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT.

HAVE YOU EVER...

CONSIDERED?

[ Chuckling ] NO.

I LITERALLY HAVE NOT.

MY MOM HAS BEEN THERE
FOR EVERYTHING,

AND I JUST CAN'T...

I CAN'T
LEAVE HER OUT.

I KNOW.

BUT, I MEAN,
YOU'RE IMPORTANT TO ME, TOO,

AND I WOULD BE WILLING
TO DO IT.

I JUST HAVE NEVER
THOUGHT ABOUT IT.

I WANT
TO MAKE SURE

THAT MY MOM
IS OKAY WITH IT, TOO.

I FEEL IT IS A LITTLE ODD
FOR ANGELICA

TO HAVE TO ASK SUNHE PERMISSION.

I EXPECTED HER TO BE ABLE

TO MAYBE MAKE THE DECISION
ON HER OWN.

THIS IS A BIG STEP.

MM-HMM.

Angelica: I THINK THAT IT WOULD
BE DIFFICULT TO PICTURE MY LIFE

WITHOUT MY MOM,

BUT I WOULD BE READY TO HAVE A
DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE IN MY LIFE,

BE WITH JASON AND ONLY JASON
AND SEE IF I CAN, YOU KNOW,

HANDLE THAT DISTANCE
BETWEEN MY MOM AND I.

I'M VERY SCARED WITH
MOVING FORWARD WITH JASON.

I WANT IT TO BE
THE RIGHT DECISION.

♪♪

LET ME GET
THAT DOOR.

TONIGHT, MY DAD IS TAKING US
ALL OUT FOR MY BIRTHDAY,

AND I'M A LITTLE BIT WORRIED

BECAUSE HE'S VERY IRRITATED
WITH ME AND MY MOM RIGHT NOW,

SO I'M NOT SO SURE
HOW FUN THIS IS GONNA BE.

♪♪

ARE YOU MAD AT ME?
NO.

[ Laughing ]
YOU STILL LOVE ME.

I JUST KNOW WHERE
HER ENCOURAGEMENT COMES FROM.

THIS ISN'T
WHAT SHOULD BE PROJECTED

FOR A MOM AND A DAUGHTER.

I DON'T THINK A MOM AND A
DAUGHTER SHOULD DRESS THIS WAY.

I'M NOT IN AGREEANCE
WITH THE OUTFITS.

Sandra: MM-HMM.THAT'S BIG TO ME.

YOU'RE GOING OUT WITH YOUR
BOOBS OUT, YOUR MOM'S BOOBS OUT.

AND YOU DON'T THINK ANYTHING'S
WRONG WITH IT, YOU'RE CRAZY.

WHEN ME AND YOUR MOM
WERE FIRST TOGETHER,

SHE DIDN'T
DRESS LIKE THAT.

I WANTED MOM
TO FEEL SEXY, TOO,

SO THAT'S WHY SHE HAD
THE DRESS ON, TOO.

YOU DRESS
LIKE THAT, TOO?

MNH-MNH.
I DON'T.

♪♪

WHAT DO
YOU HAVE PLANNED?

♪♪

WE'RE PROBABLY GONNA GO OUT.WHERE?

AND THEN I HAVE THE BLACK MAGIC
LIVE SHOW SET UP FOR HER.

YEAH.BLACK MAGIC?

YEAH.

WHAT IS THAT?

[ Laughing ]
IT'S LIKE A...

LIKE A CHOCOLATE
CHIPPENDALES.

OH, THAT'S WHY Y'ALL GOT
THOSE FUNNY OUTFITS.

WHAT ARE THEY
SUPPOSED TO DO AT THESE...

SHOWS?
YEAH.

I DON'T KNOW.
I'VE NEVER BEEN TO ONE.

MOM'S THE ONE WHO...

SET IT UP.OH, MOM.

MOM IS
THE INSTIGATOR.

Mariah:
SHE'S A GOOD INSTIGATOR.

SHE MAKES THINGS FUN.

RIGHT.

IT'S MY 21st BIRTHDAY,
DAD.

SHE'S 21.
WE'RE GOING TO VEGAS.

I'M LOOKING AT YOU
FOR GUIDANCE.

MY DAD CAN'T WIN ME
OVER MY MOM.

THIS IS MYDAUGHTER.
YOUDON'T DISCIPLINE HER.

IDO.

CAN WE HAVE A RELAXED
BIRTHDAY DINNER?

MY GOODNESS.

I'M PROTECTING
MY KID.

I WANT MY KID
TO NOT HAVE TO BE GAWKED AT

AND GROPED AND...

NOBODY'S GROPING NOTHING.

EVERYBODY IN THIS FAMILY
HAS VERY STRONG PERSONALITIES,

SO EVEN THOUGH MY DAD
MAKES GOOD POINTS,

WHEN MARIAH AND MY MOM MAKE UP
THEIR MINDS ABOUT SOMETHING,

THEY ARE GONNA DO IT
NO MATTER WHAT.

WE'VE BEEN RAISING THESE KIDS
ALL THIS TIME.

NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN,
OFF OF JUST THIS ONE TIME,

NOW YOU WANT
TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE...

Mariah:
THAT'S TRUE.

...LIKE "YOU'RE THE ONE
GUIDING HER,

YOU'RE THE ONE MISLEADING HER,
YOU'RE THE ONE"...

REALLY?

YOU NEVER,
EVER SAID THAT BEFORE TO ME.

BECAUSE I'M TALKING ABOUT
A SITUATION.

THIS SITUATION
IS NOT BACK THEN.

THIS SITUATION IS NOW.

RIGHT, AND SO,
WE'VE ALREADY DISCUSSED IT.

♪♪

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT ADRIAN
WAS GOING TO TAKE US

GOING TO VEGAS
THE WAY THAT HE HAS.

♪♪

[ SIGHS ]

WHY ARE PEOPLE TRYING
TO CANCEL VEGAS FOR US?

THAT'S WHY WE KEEP THINGS
TO OURSELVES.

IT'S SIN CITY.

WE'VE BEEN DOING WHAT WE WANT
TO DO FROM THE BEGINNING.

SINCE DAY 1, BABY.SINCE DAY 1.

I'M SORRY.

IT'S LIKE,
I'M ALWAYS IN THE MIDDLE.

LIKE,
I'M TRYING TO PROTECT

THAT IF
HE DOES SEE YOU,

THAT I TOLD HIM,

BUT THEN IF I TELL HIM,
THEN I --

EVERYTHING'S ME.

EVERYTHING'S ON ME.

♪♪

I'M ALRIGHT.

FIRST OF ALL,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

THANK YOU.

TURNING 21,
THAT'S BIG.

YOU KNOW, THAT PUTS YOU
IN ADULTHOOD.

YOU MY BABY,
YOU KNOW?

I LOVE YOU.
LOVE YOU.

MY DAD NEEDS TO ACCEPT THE FACT
THAT I'M 21

AND HE'S NO LONGER
MARRIED TO MY MOM,

SO WE CAN MAKE OUR OWN DECISIONS
ABOUT WHAT WE WANT TO WEAR

TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY
IN LAS VEGAS, PERIOD.

WE ORDERED
THE SAME THING.

OH, AND Y'ALL ORDERED
THE SAME THING.

HOW CUTE.

'CAUSE YOU LIKE
YOUR MAMA.

THAT WAS
A GOOD COMPLIMENT.

I LIKE THAT.

Adrian:
SANDRA'S A GROWN-ASS WOMAN.

SHE CAN MAKE HER OWN CHOICES.

I'M JUST WORRIED ABOUT MARIAH.

SHE NEEDS A MOTHER.

SHE DOESN'T NEED
A PARTNER IN CRIME.

♪♪

JARED REALLY INSISTED
THAT WE KEEP MY PREGNANCY

A SECRET FROM MY MOM.

I'M GONNA TRY MY BEST
TO WAIT.

I GOT YOU
A LITTLE SOMETHING.

OH, MY GOD.

I DO LIKE SURPRISES.

♪♪

I DON'T EVEN KNOW
HOW TO SAY THIS.

Angelica:
I HAVE TO TELL MY MOM,

BUT I'M KIND OF AFRAID
WHAT HER REACTION'S GOING TO BE.

♪♪

♪♪

Cher: TODAY, JARED AND I ARE
VISITING OUR FAMILIES

IN FLORIDA,

AND MY MOM IS PLANNING
THIS BIG FAMILY DINNER

WHERE ALL OF OUR FAMILY
IS GOING TO BE THERE.

WE'RE SO EXCITED TO SEE
OUR FAMILIES,

AND I'M REALLYEXCITED
TO SEE MY MOM.

I'M ALSO FEELING A LITTLE GUILTY

BECAUSE I'VE BEEN KEEPING
MY PREGNANCY A SECRET

FOR THE PAST SEVEN WEEKS.

THAT EVERYTHING?THAT'S EVERYTHING.

JARED INSISTED
THAT WE KEEP THIS A SECRET

UNTIL TOMORROW NIGHT AT DINNER,
BUT IT'S GONNA BE REALLY HARD

TO KEEP IT A SECRET FROM MY MOM
UNTIL THEN.

ARE YOU EXCITED
TO SEE YOUR FAMILY?

I'M VERY EXCITED.

YOU READY TO BE A BIG BROTHER,
BEAR?

YOU READY
TO TELL EVERYONE?

I REALLY
DON'T WANT TO TRY

AND COME BETWEEN YOU
AND YOUR MOM EVER,

AND I WOULD HATE TO
CAUSE SOMETHING

THAT WOULD MAKE YOU GUYS
BE UPSET AT EACH OTHER.

LIKE, I UNDERSTAND
YOUR POINT OF VIEW,

SO, I MEAN,

I'M GONNA DEFINITELY
TRY MY BEST TO WAIT.

♪♪

JARED KNOWS THAT MY MOM AND I
TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING,

BUT IT'S HARD SOMETIMES
IN OUR RELATIONSHIP

BECAUSE SHE GETS
RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF US,

AND SOMETIMES IT CAN PUT
A STRAIN ON A MARRIAGE.

♪♪

HI!

I'M SO HAPPY
TO SEE YOU!

I'M SO EXCITED
TO SEE CHER TODAY.

OF COURSE, JARED, TOO,
BUT REALLY,

I CAN'T WAIT TO SPEND TIME
WITH CHER.

WELCOME TO FLORIDA!

HI!
HI, DARLING!

WHEN WE FIRST STARTED DATING,

CHER TOLD ME THAT
IF HER MOM DIDN'T LIKE ME,

I HAD NO SHOT WHATSOEVER
TO BE PART OF THE FAMILY.

CHER AND DAWN ARE IN
THEIR OWN LITTLE WORLD,

AND IT FEELS LIKE
I'M ON THE OUTSIDE LOOKING IN.

I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU GUYS ARE HERE!

I'M EXCITED.
I KNOW.

IT'S SO NICE.OH, IT'S SO WONDERFUL.

I'M NOT GONNA
WANT YOU TO LEAVE.

IT'S NICE TO HAVE
EVERYONE TOGETHER,

THE WHOLE FAMILY
TOGETHER.

Cher:
IT IS REALLY HARD TO BE AT HOME,

SITTING NEXT TO MY MOM,
FACE-TO-FACE WITH HER,

AND NOT GETTING TO TELL HER
THE BIGGEST NEWS IN MY LIFE.

♪♪

AAH!

[ LAUGHS ]

THE CELERY NEEDS
TO BE RINSED.

YES,
OF COURSE.

ALRIGHT,
SO MANY PEOPLE.

OH, YEAH.
IT'S EXCITING, THOUGH.

YOU GET
EVERYONE TOGETHER,

AND IT'S NICE THAT WHEN EVERYONE
MAKES THE EFFORT TO COME,

IT SHOWS A LOT, YOU KNOW,
THAT EVERYBODY CARES.

HOW BIG
DO YOU WANT THESE?

SMALL PIECES.

EVERYONE'S OUTSIDE, AND MY MOM
AND I ARE PREPPING DINNER.

IT'S JUST REALLY NICE

GETTING TO HAVE
THAT ONE-ON-ONE TIME TOGETHER.

I ALWAYS TELL MY MOM EVERYTHING,

SO KEEPING THE BIGGEST THING
IN MY LIFE A SECRET FROM HER,

IT JUST DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT.

I GOT YOU
A LITTLE SOMETHING.

ARE YOU KIDDING?
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET --

JUST YOU BEING HERE.
THANK YOU.

OKAY, COME SIT.
OH, MY GOD.

WHAT?

I DO LIKE SURPRISES,
THOUGH.

I'LL NEVER SAY NO
TO A SURPRISE.

I LOVE YOU.
OH, MY GOD.

I LOVE YOU.

OH, MY GOD.

♪♪

"ONLY THE BEST MOMS GET PROMOTED
TO MIMI."

♪♪

[ CHUCKLES ]

DID YOU SEE WHAT ELSE
IS IN THERE?

♪♪

OPEN THIS ONE.

OPEN THIS
OR I'M GONNA OPEN IT FOR YOU.

OH, MY GOD!

THIS IS THE TEST.

OH, I LOVE IT.
I'M GONNA KEEP IT FOREVER.

NO, THAT'S SO GROSS.
YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.

SO GROSS.
IT'S NOT GROSS.

I WAS JUST
SO EXCITED.

YOU CAME OUT OF ME.
YOU'RE A PART OF ME.

I PEED ON THAT,
MOM.

IT DOESN'T MATTER.

JARED WOULDN'T EVEN TOUCH
THAT STICK.

TRUE MOTHER RIGHT HERE.
TRUE MOTHER.

NOTHING IS GROSS
OF YOUR DAUGHTER.

[ CHUCKLES ]

I FEEL LIKE IT'S ME
HAVING THE BABY, TOO.

I'M SO EXCITED.

I WANT TO BE WITH YOU
FOR EVERY STEP OF THE WAY.

I WANT TO GO INTERVIEW
DIFFERENT DOCTORS.

LIKE, DID YOU ALREADY PICK
THE DOCTOR YOU'RE GONNA USE?

I THINK SO.
YEAH.

BUT, LIKE, DID YOU INTERVIEW
A FEW AND SEE WHICH ONE?

I DID.
I WENT TO TWO DIFFERENT DOCTORS.

BUT DID YOU INTERVIEW
ANY OF HIS PATIENTS?

NO.
I WANT TO MEET HIM.

YOU'LL COME MEET HIM
AT ONE OF THE --

YOU KNOW,
AND SEE HOW I FEEL.

LIKE, EVEN YOUR
PRENATAL VITAMINS.

ARE YOU REMEMBERING
TO TAKE IT EVER DAY?

'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT GOOD
AT REMEMBERING.

I'VE ONLY MISSED ONE TIME.THAT'S VERY BAD.

I'LL DO ANYTHING
FOR YOU.

I'LL BE THERE
EVERY STEP OF THE WAY.

ANYTHING YOU NEED,
YOU KNOW.

I'M SO HAPPY.
[ LAUGHS ]

I'M REALLY SO HAPPY.
SHH.

YOU HAVE TO PRETEND
YOU DON'T KNOW.

THAT I DON'T KNOW?YOU CAN'T SAY YOU KNOW.

NO, I WON'T.

YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON
I'VE TOLD BESIDES JARED.

JARED DIDN'T EVEN WANT ME
TO TELL YOU.

'CAUSE DADDY
WILL BE HURT, TOO,

SO I WON'T SAY
A WORD.

I'LL HIDE THIS.

I KNEW
I HAD TO TELL YOU SEPARATELY.

OH,
THANK YOU SO MUCH!

OH,
THANK YOU SO MUCH.

IT MEANS SO MUCH.

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH
IT MEANS TO ME.

LOVE YOU.

IT IS GONNA BE SO DIFFICULT
TO KEEP IT A SECRET

AND NOT TO SLIP
THAT SHE'S PREGNANT.

I HOPE I'M GONNA BE ABLE
TO DO IT.

WE HAVE TO HIDE ALL OF THIS.OKAY.

AND THEN MAKE SURE
THAT NOBODY KNOWS.

AND TONIGHT,
YOU HAVE TO PLAY ALONG.

GET YOUR SURPRISE FACE READY.OKAY.

YOU'LL PROBABLY CRY AGAIN,
SO IT'S OKAY.

OKAY.

WE'LL GET THAT,
AND THEN...

DO YOU WANT
TO GET THAT?

I'M JUST GONNA
PUT THIS UPSTAIRS.

JASON ASKED ME
TO MOVE IN WITH HIM.

♪♪

THERE'S SOME CONCERNS
THAT NEED TO BE ADDRESSED.

YES.

♪ IT'S BEEN A LONG,
LONG TIME COMING ♪

♪ THIS MOUNTAIN
WON'T CLIMB ITSELF ♪

♪ AND TOGETHER, WE CAN MAKE IT,
I SWEAR ♪

♪♪

ITCHY AND SCRATCHY.

ITCHY AND SCRATCHY.

JASON ASKED ME TO MOVE IN
WITH HIM, AND I'M VERY HAPPY.

BUT I'M SCARED BECAUSE
I HAVE TO TELL MY MOM,

AND I'M REALLY NERVOUS.

I'M KIND OF AFRAID WHAT
HER REACTION'S GOING TO BE.

♪♪

THE WAITING PERIOD

WHEN ANGELICA'S ON A DATE
WITH JASON...

IT'S REALLY HARD.

I DO FEEL LOST
WHEN SHE'S NOT HERE,

LIKE MY OTHER HALF
IS DEFINITELY MISSING.

HEY, MOMMY.
HOW WAS THE DATE?

EXHILARATING.

♪♪

SO, WERE THE GO KARTS, LIKE,
REALLY FAST, REAL SLOW?

Sunhe: I MEAN...PRETTY FAST.

I STARTED FIRST,
AND THEN I ENDED UP LAST.

I DON'T KNOW
HOW THAT HAPPENED.

OH,
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

'CAUSE I WAS DRIVING KIND OF --SHE'S A SPEED RACER.

♪♪

WELL, UH,
SOMETHING HAPPENED.

OKAY.

UM...

I DON'T EVEN KNOW
HOW TO SAY THIS.

[ CHUCKLES ]

JASON ASKED ME
TO MOVE IN WITH HIM.

♪♪

DON'T YOU GUYS HAVE OTHER THINGS
THAT YOU NEED TO TAKE CARE OF

BEFORE YOU ACTUALLY
MOVE IN TOGETHER?

WELL,
I MEAN --

THERE'S SOME CONCERNS

THAT NEED TO BE ADDRESSED
BEFORE YOU ACTUALLY...

Jason: YES.

I HAVE PUT UP WITH JASON'S
INCONSISTENCIES FOR A LONG TIME,

BUT I REALLY DIDN'T FEEL
THAT THE RELATIONSHIP

WAS GONNA GET THIS SERIOUS.

ASKING ANGELICA TO MOVE IN
WITH HIM RIGHT NOW INFURIATES ME

IN WAYS THAT I CAN'T EVEN
REALLY DESCRIBE.

♪♪

ARE YOU NOT
STILL MARRIED?

♪♪

YES.

♪♪

WHOO! VEGAS!

I AM THE GREATEST MOTHER.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

WE'RE PREGNANT!WE'RE PREGNANT!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

TWINSIES.

I WANT US TO HAVE
MATCHING BOOBS.

Woman:
WE MATCH WITH EVERYTHING ELSE.
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

AAH!♪ SHAKE THAT FANNY ♪

♪ SHAKE, SHAKE THAT FANNY ♪

Woman: THIS IS
THE MOST AWKWARD BIRTHDAY

I'VE EVER BEEN TO,
WITH THE MOM AND...

WELL,
MAINLY WITH THE MOM.

MY RELATIONSHIP WITH CRISTINA

MIGHT AGGRAVATE HER HUSBAND
A LITTLE BIT.

SO, IF YOU HAD --AND YOU KNOW WHAT? IT --

WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

I DON'T NEED TO HEAR
ALL THE THINGS ABOUT HER BOOBS

AND HER VAGINA AND...

HER BOWEL MOVEMENTS OR WHATEVER.

ALRIGHT,
HERE'S THE CHILD.

Cher: OH, MY GOSH!Dawn: OH, WOW!

I WANT TO EXPERIENCE
THE WHOLE BIRTH WITH CHER.

WE'RE LIKE TWINS.

I'M SURE I'M GONNA FEEL LIKE
I'M FEELING PAIN, ALSO.

I WANT HIM TO WANT YOU
IN THE DELIVERY ROOM.

EH, I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THAT.

I'M GOING IN THAT DELIVERY ROOM.

NOTHING IS GONNA STOP ME.

THIS IS FOR YOU.

"THE ONE WHO LOVES YOU MOST --
MOMMY."

I DO LOOK AT ANGELICA
AND SUNHE'S RELATIONSHIP AS ODD.

NO ONE IS GOING TO LOVE
MY DAUGHTER THE WAY I DO.

Sunhe: I DON'T WANT
NO ONE TO LEAVE YOU

'CAUSE ONE DAY,
I'M GONNA HAVE TO LEAVE YOU.

THERE'S NOT EVER GONNA BE
ENOUGH TIME, MOM.

♪♪

THE BABY
WILLCOME BEFORE ME.

IT'S JUST GONNA BE DIFFERENT,
I FEEL.

Mariah:
YOU LIED TO ME.

Sandra: I DON'T WANT
TO DO ANYTHING

THAT ISN'T
TO MAKE YOU HAPPY.

I'M DONE WITH THIS [BLEEP]
WITH THIS FAMILY.

I'M SICK OF IT!

HOW DARE YOU QUESTION
WHAT I DID.

I'M 31.

YOU TELLING ME WHAT TO DO
STOPS NOW.

♪♪

Woman: I THINK I'M GONNA
HAVE TO SAY GOODBYE.

[ CRYING ]

♪♪