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Titulky: Katrab
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V�NO�N� V�PRODEJ VE SPODN�M PR�DLE
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V�no�n� v�prodej ve spodn�m pr�dle!
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LCD televizory za nejlep�� cenu!
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Pouze dnes!
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TV��
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Vypni to!
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Sakra, rozbije� tu televizi.
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Zpomal! Zastav!
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No tak, hn�te s sebou!
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D�lej! Do st�je!
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Do st�je!
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No tak, poj�!
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Hni s sebou! D�lej!
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Rychleji! Pohni!
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No tak! Poj�, poj�!
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Kurva, chlape, zbl�znil ses?
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Chce� bojovat vidlemi?
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No tak poj�!
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Nech toho a vra� se k pr�ci!
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�erte!
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300, 400, 500...
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600, 620. To je m�lo.
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Na prase n�m chyb� je�t� 400.
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- V�no�n� prase...
- Vyka�li se na to!
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- Uklidni se!
- Ka�li se na pen�ze!
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Pen�ze! Nem�l jsi n�m p�isp�t.
Pod�let se na tom s n�mi.
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To kurva nem�l.
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Sakra!
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Tak�e nebude� nic j�st
p�i �t�drove�ern� ve�e�i?
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Ne.
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V�m, pro� mu to je jedno.
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Chce� odjet do ciziny, ty chytr�ku.
Kam chce� jet?
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- K Big Benu.
- Tak�e do Lond�na, do Anglie.
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- Co ty...
- Ty um� anglicky?
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- Jsi l�zr.
- Co?
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Do prdele, pro� to chce� ud�lat?
Te� u� tam nestoj� o p�ist�hovalce.
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U� nestoj� o dal�� hovna.
Tak pro�?
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Jsi Pol�k, rozum�!
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Pochop to! Pol�ci maj� ��t v Polsku!
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- Jsi Pol�k?
- Jsem.
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Kdybych mohla, taky bych tam odjela.
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- Ty taky?
- Ano.
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- A um� n�jak� jazyk?
- Ano. Nau�ila bych se.
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Jasn�, prase�� a hov�z�.
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- Pro� se k n�mu takhle chov�?
- Co m� za probl�m?
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��rl� na n�j, proto�e m� n�jak�
perspektivu. Na rozd�l od tebe.
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Jakou m� kurva perspektivu?
Bude tam m�t n�dob�?
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U� t� nem��u ani vyst�t.
Nechci t� poslouchat.
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U� mi do�lo, jak jste to vymysleli.
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Tv�j bratr pojede do Anglie
sebere v�echny pen�ze,
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vsad�m se, �e mu i ty p�isp�je�,
aby t� tam pak vzal taky.
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Proto�e on je tvoje rodina,
a j� nejsem nic. Je to tak?
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- V�dy� se pod�vej, jak se chov�...
- Co se to tu d�je?
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Bu� zticha, nebo z toho m�ma
dostane infarkt! Ml�, sestro!
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Ticho, sakra!
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- Vezmi d�t�!
- B� do sv�ho pokoje!
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B�te si v�ichni do Anglie,
vypadn�te odsud!
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B�te! J� z�stanu tady.
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- U� bu� potichu, u� ode�la.
- Na, napij se.
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J� jsem Pol�k.
Jd�te si, kam chcete, kurva.
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Sakra! Kolikr�t to mus�m opakovat...
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Kdo m�chal ten beton?
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Do prdele! Co je to za sra�ku!
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��kal jsem to snad u� tis�ckr�t.
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Mus�te ten beton po��dn� rozm�chat!
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Nerozum�m ti, co ��k�.
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Neum�, kurva, polsky?
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Samoz�ejm�, �e ano.
Nemluv se mnou cik�nsky!
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Pod�vej, co jsi ud�lal.
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Vol� sv�ho kamar�da?
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Celou dobu se fl�k�.
Sleduju t�.
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Nerozum�m v�m, kurva, co ��k�te!
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Nechte toho!
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Cik�ne, hledej! Hodn� kluk!
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B� dol�!
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Je to rovn�?
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Vypadni!
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Cik�ne! Cik�ne!
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A kde je Je��?
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J�SEZ KALISZTAN
ZEM�EL VE V�KU 60 LET 7.12.2008
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- Vypadni z hrobu, Cik�ne!
- Mazej!
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Nerozum�m ti.
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- Sle�no, p�ineste mu pros�m...
- Ale j� ti nerozum�m.
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Co chce�?
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Je��i! Aleluja!
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D� mi n��eho nap�t.
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- Neubli�uj mu.
- Nalej jim n�co!
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Dnes ve�er p�ijedu a vyzvednu t�.
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Ahoj, Cik�ne.
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Nasko�! Z�sta�!
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Ty ses zbl�znil?
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Poj� dol�!
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Nerozum�m tomu, ty jsi ze��lel.
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VESEL� V�NOCE
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B�te do kostela, kret�ni!
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B�te do kostela!
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- Vylezte!
- D�lejte, sedl�ci!
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Vy zkurven� venkov�t� bal�ci!
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Pomalu, v klidu!
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- Tudy...
- Nech ho j�t.
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Tak je to dob�e...
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B�, b�, b�!
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Kam jde�? Tam ne!
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Toto pr�zdn� m�sto u stolu
je ponechan� pro Krista.
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Krista, kter� je ukryt�
ve druh�m �lov�ku.
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V�e, co jste ud�lali n�kter�mu
z nejmen��ch m�ch brat��,
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je jako byste to ud�lali m�,
�ekl Kristus.
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Tak se zrodil syn Bo��,
kter� je milosrdn�.
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Proto n�m nemohou b�t lhostejn�
na�i bli�n�.
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A toto pr�zdn� m�sto je symbolem
na�ich otev�en�ch srdc�,
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kter� uv�taj� znaven�ho cestovatele.
Amen.
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Amen.
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Ve jm�nu Otce, Syna,
i Ducha svat�ho. Amen.
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M� p��n� pro tebe je, abys kone�n�
dosp�l, za�al se slu�n� obl�kat
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a vypadal jako �lov�k
a ne n�jak� opice v zoo.
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Ale stejn� t� m�m r�d.
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��kaj�, �e bychom m�li druh�m p��t
jen to dobr�. Dob�e, p�eji si,
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aby sis ost��hal vlasy
a p�estat vypadat jako d�vka.
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- A p�eji ti taky dobr� zdrav�.
- Je to kurva.
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Dobr� zdrav�!
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P�eju ti, aby ses o�enil a m�l d�ti.
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Abych m�la vnou�ata.
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Proto�e jsi m�j milovan� syn.
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P�eju ti v�echno nejlep��!
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Z�sta� svobodn�, bu� takov�, jak� jsi,
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opus� tento d�m a ute� daleko,
co nejd�le.
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Tady t� nic ne�ek�.
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�id, muslim a �ernoch sko��
z mrakodrapu... Kdo vyhraje?
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- Kdo?
- P�ece spole�nost!
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Je�t� jeden o j�dle.
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Cik�n� ��k� sv� matce:
"Mami, chci ud�lat hovno!"
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A ona odpov�:
"Po�kej, kousek ti ukroj�m."
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Pokud bys byl ve �v�carsku
u� bys byl po eutan�zii.
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Ale tady sed� u tohohle posran�ho
stolu. To je na tvoje zdrav�, d�do!
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A na kr�sn� �eny, kter� tu nejsou.
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Na zdrav�, d�do!
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A na eutan�zii!
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Te� jsi tomu teda dal.
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Je�t�, draz�, ne� si
zazp�v�me dal�� p�se�,
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cht�l bych v�m v�em pod�kovat
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za va�i pr�ci, pomoc a dary
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p�i stavb� na�� sochy Je��e Krista,
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na�eho V�emohouc�ho p�na,
kr�le Polska.
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M� p��n� pro n�s v�echny je,
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aby se n�m poda�ilo dokon�it
bezpe�n� pr�ce tak,
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abychom se u� na ja�e mohli
t�it nejv�t��m
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pam�tn�kem sv�ho druhu na sv�t�.
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N� Kristus bude je�t� v�t��,
ne� ten v Rio de Janeiro.
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Poj�me si zp�vat.
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B�h se zrodil a ot��sl moc�,
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P�n nebes le��c� nah�!
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Po��ry uhasil, sv�tlo ztlumil,
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nekone�no uk�zalo sv� hranice.
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Opovrhli j�m, p�esto byl glorifikov�n,
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jdouc� na smrt jako kr�l v��nosti,
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a slovo se stalo t�lem,
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a p�ich�z� ��t s n�mi.
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P�ines mi to, p�ines!
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No tak! Hodn� kluk!
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Stane� se mou �enou?
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- Tvou �enou?
- Ano.
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- Opravdu?
- Jo.
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K�ivozubko.
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Pod�vejte se na svou �enu!
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Perfektn�! Te� se pod�vejte
na sv�ho man�ela!
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To je ono! V�born�!
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Takhle je to dobr�.
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To je je�t� lep��,
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to je vynikaj�c�.
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Smrt!
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Smrt, smrt!
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Satanista! Satanista!
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Jacku! Jacku!
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V�echno bude v po��dku!
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Sly�� m�?
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Jacku, sly�� m�?
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V�echno bude v po��dku!
Dok�zali jsme to.
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Jacku, v�ichni jsme s tebou.
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V�echno bude v po��dku.
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Po�kej! Ud�l�me si fotku ze strany,
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uk�eme �it�.
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- Mysl�m, �e to vypad� dob�e.
- Vydr�, ud�l�m je�t� detail!
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Super!
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Museli jsme stavbu zastavit.
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Ale to nevad�. �ije�, to je
d�le�it�. Je to z�zrak.
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N� P�n to tak cht�l,
byla to jeho v�le.
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Je to z�zrak.
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Kristus ti d�v� druhou �anci,
je to, jako by ses znovu narodil.
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Postaral se o tebe,
tak na to mus� nahl�et.
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Mo�n� m� v �ivot� je�t� n�jak�
d�le�it� �kol.
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Ale lidi se t� budou pt�t,
budou hledat vin�ka.
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V�, jac� jsou lidi.
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Jacku, poj�te k n�m, pros�m.
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Jak se m�te? Jak� to bylo,
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vid�t poprv� va�i novou tv��?
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Vid�te dob�e, Jacku?
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- Na ot�zky bude prostor pozd�ji.
- Jacku...
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- M�te probl�my s mluven�m?
- D�kuji v�m...
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Jacku! Jak va�e rodina reagovala,
201
00:36:00,208 --> 00:36:02,332
kdy� v�s poprv� uvid�li?
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00:36:04,832 --> 00:36:07,000
Jacek bude muset podstoupit
je�t� n�kolik operac�,
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aby znovu z�skal v�echny
funkce, kter� ztratil,
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a to bude ur�it� trvat
je�t� n�kolik let.
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00:36:12,624 --> 00:36:17,916
Prozat�m je�t� Jacek nec�t� svou
tv�� a m� probl�my i s polyk�n�m.
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00:36:18,168 --> 00:36:19,708
�ek� ho je�t� dlouh� rehabilitace.
207
00:36:19,792 --> 00:36:23,584
Ale jednoho dne bude Jacek
zase norm�ln� mluvit.
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00:36:23,752 --> 00:36:26,584
- Mohu n�co ��ct?
- Ano.
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00:36:26,876 --> 00:36:30,540
D�kuji...
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00:36:33,084 --> 00:36:35,084
Po�kej, vydr�!
211
00:36:35,292 --> 00:36:38,752
M�j bratr je ��astn�,
�e m� novou tv��.
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00:36:50,124 --> 00:36:52,124
Mus�me b�t opatrn�.
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00:36:52,208 --> 00:36:54,708
T�lo m��e transplant�t st�le odm�tnout,
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00:36:55,460 --> 00:36:57,584
tak�e pamatujte: ��dn� pokojov�
rostliny, ��dn� dom�c� zv��ata,
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��dn� koberce, samoz�ejm� ��dn� sport,
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nesm� plavat ani sp�t tv��� dol�.
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00:37:03,708 --> 00:37:06,208
Mus� pravideln� u��vat imunosupresiva.
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00:37:06,416 --> 00:37:11,540
��st n�klad� v�m bude uhrazena,
ale zbytek bude na v�s.
219
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:15,208
Nerozum�m v�m.
220
00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:18,540
Nerozum�m tomu, co jste pr�v� �ekl.
221
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,960
St�t si nem��e dovolit
ka�d�mu pacientovi platit
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jeho l��en� a rehabilitaci.
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00:37:24,584 --> 00:37:28,168
- Tak�e bychom si to m�li platit sami?
- Ano.
224
00:37:28,584 --> 00:37:31,668
Ale to n�m nikdo ne�ekl?
225
00:37:31,832 --> 00:37:33,584
Ale tak to v�dycky bylo.
226
00:37:41,624 --> 00:37:44,708
Nev�m, co v�m m�m ��ct.
227
00:37:46,292 --> 00:37:48,460
Je to prvn� transplantace
tohoto druhu v Evrop�.
228
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Nem�me je�t� zaveden� ��dn� postupy...
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Jste se zbl�znili s t�mi maskami?
Sundejte to!
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Ahoj, Jacku.
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Mami!
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Ahoj.
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00:40:10,916 --> 00:40:13,584
Ve jm�nu Otce, Syna,
i Ducha svat�ho.
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Pane, po�ehnej t�mto dar�m,
kter� se chyst�me sn�st. Amen.
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00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,540
Raj�atov� pol�vka, moje obl�ben�.
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Mami.
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00:40:58,376 --> 00:41:00,376
Pol�vka je moc dobr�.
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00:41:05,540 --> 00:41:09,584
Nejez jako d�vka. Dr� ji v ruce.
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00:41:19,567 --> 00:41:22,501
Po�kej, tohle si sem dej.
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00:41:23,168 --> 00:41:25,500
M��u dostat kousek ku�ete?
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00:42:14,624 --> 00:42:16,624
To jsem j�.
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00:42:18,252 --> 00:42:20,252
To jsem j�.
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00:42:50,792 --> 00:42:53,292
Je tu Dagmara?
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Ne.
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00:42:59,292 --> 00:43:01,292
Kdy se vr�t�?
246
00:43:07,168 --> 00:43:11,540
To jsem j�. Chce� autogram?
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00:43:15,584 --> 00:43:18,960
Hej, Je��i!
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00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:22,168
J� t� m�lem nepoznal, �lov��e.
249
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:25,332
- Napijeme se?
- Pro koho jsou ty kv�ty?
250
00:43:25,416 --> 00:43:29,332
Ned�vno jsi mi dal 10 zlot�ch.
Napije� se s n�mi?
251
00:43:29,708 --> 00:43:33,208
- Uvid�me se pozd�ji.
- Nezapomn�l jsem na to!
252
00:43:33,832 --> 00:43:36,668
Nezlob se na m�, kamar�de.
253
00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:32,752
Draz� mil�! Dne�n� sb�rka je na
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00:44:32,916 --> 00:44:36,000
rehabilitaci Jacka Kalisztana,
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kter� se n�m vr�til dom�
po dlouh� nemoci
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a pot�ebuje na�i pomoc.
257
00:44:42,292 --> 00:44:45,668
Tak, jako on n�m pom�hal se stavbou,
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tak i my te� uk�eme solidaritu
s na��m bli�n�m.
259
00:44:51,124 --> 00:44:54,252
Tak, jak n�s to u�il
n� P�n Je�� Kristus.
260
00:44:55,084 --> 00:45:00,624
V�e, co m�m, m�j Pane, ti d�v�m
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a pro tebe jen �iji.
262
00:45:07,916 --> 00:45:13,624
Pane Je��i, v�rn� t� miluji
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a chci b�t nav�dy tv�m synem.
264
00:45:21,252 --> 00:45:31,960
Vezmi m� srdce, � Pane,
a nech m� p�t na tebe chv�lu.
265
00:45:32,752 --> 00:45:43,960
M� srdce a du�e, � Pane,
jsou ve tv�ch rukou!
266
00:46:03,624 --> 00:46:06,000
- Je�t� jednu s n�mi.
- Dob�e.
267
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:12,540
Pod�vejte se sem. D�kuji.
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00:46:13,540 --> 00:46:17,584
D�kujeme. To u� sta��.
269
00:46:25,124 --> 00:46:28,208
Dobr� r�no. Je Dagmara doma?
270
00:46:30,540 --> 00:46:33,500
- Pros�m?
- Je Dagmara doma?
271
00:46:34,708 --> 00:46:37,584
Ne, nen�. A u� sem necho�te.
272
00:48:54,876 --> 00:48:59,416
Co se div�? Skute�nost je,
�e m� znetvo�en� obli�ej.
273
00:48:59,540 --> 00:49:02,500
Nen� divu, �e u� t� nechce.
274
00:49:03,332 --> 00:49:05,332
Sly�� m�?
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00:49:08,084 --> 00:49:11,540
Ale j� t� miluju. Jsem tvoje sestra.
276
00:49:11,668 --> 00:49:15,624
A ud�l�m, kurva, cokoli,
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aby ses s n� dal dohromady.
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00:49:19,876 --> 00:49:22,832
Rozum�? D�vka...
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00:49:23,708 --> 00:49:27,460
- Pitom� d�vka.
- Nemluv o n� tak.
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00:49:46,540 --> 00:49:48,832
M�me tu Jackovu rodinu.
281
00:49:48,916 --> 00:49:52,624
Jeho bratra s man�elkou a jeho
�vagra. A �� jsou tyto d�ti?
282
00:49:52,792 --> 00:49:55,376
Moje a m� �eny.
283
00:49:55,540 --> 00:49:58,752
Poda�ilo se! Jsme za v�s v�ichni r�di.
284
00:49:59,124 --> 00:50:01,084
- Jak se jmenuje�?
- Asie.
285
00:50:01,208 --> 00:50:03,792
Asie, �ekni pravdu.
Boj� se tv�ho str�ce?
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00:50:04,332 --> 00:50:05,916
- Ano.
- Nen� d�vod se b�t.
287
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000
- A ty, jak se jmenuje�?
- Pawel.
288
00:50:08,124 --> 00:50:10,376
Pawle, jak se ti l�b� nov� tv��
tv�ho str��ka?
289
00:50:10,624 --> 00:50:13,208
Te� u� vypad� l�pe, ne� d��v.
290
00:50:13,292 --> 00:50:14,960
Ano! Velmi chyt�e �e�eno.
291
00:50:15,292 --> 00:50:18,876
Iwone, zept�m se v�s, co bylo
pro v�s osobn� nejt잚�
292
00:50:19,124 --> 00:50:21,460
na cel�m tom p��b�hu?
293
00:50:23,252 --> 00:50:25,624
�ek�n�, mysl�m...
294
00:50:25,832 --> 00:50:29,500
A jak v�s cel� tato ud�lost zm�nila?
295
00:50:31,752 --> 00:50:34,252
Zm�nila m�?
296
00:50:36,624 --> 00:50:40,208
Co v�s nau�ila? O �ivot�, o lidech?
297
00:50:41,876 --> 00:50:44,792
Nikdy jsem o tom nep�em��lela.
Nebyl na to �as.
298
00:50:46,168 --> 00:50:49,624
A co mysl�te, �e bude d�l?
299
00:50:51,084 --> 00:50:53,376
Klid.
300
00:50:53,832 --> 00:50:56,416
Najdeme znovu klid a m�r.
301
00:50:56,832 --> 00:50:59,460
Milujete hodn� sv�ho bratra?
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00:51:01,208 --> 00:51:03,124
Ano.
303
00:51:05,124 --> 00:51:08,332
Tady vid�te opravdovou l�sku.
P�eji v�m hodn� sil.
304
00:51:08,668 --> 00:51:10,832
- D�ky moc.
- D�kuji.
305
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:15,252
- Mohla ses usm�t.
- Bylo to skv�l�.
306
00:51:16,460 --> 00:51:21,084
- Na konci jsem se trochu usm�la.
- Mohla ses v�c usm�vat.
307
00:51:21,252 --> 00:51:25,000
- Nevid�l jsi to.
- No dob�e...
308
00:51:25,208 --> 00:51:27,292
Nech to b�t, bylo to skv�l�.
309
00:51:28,916 --> 00:51:31,752
Napijme se na na�� celebritu!
310
00:51:31,916 --> 00:51:33,916
Na zdrav�.
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00:51:40,500 --> 00:51:46,208
M�j bratr mus� denn� br�t velmi
drah� imunosupresiva.
312
00:51:46,584 --> 00:51:49,876
Pot�ebuje rehabilitaci.
Nesm� dostat ��dnou infekci,
313
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:52,168
ani nesm� prochladnou.
To v�te, ne?
314
00:51:52,252 --> 00:51:55,332
Ale Jacek je jen ��ste�n� znetvo�en,
315
00:51:55,584 --> 00:51:57,832
a to nezhor�uje jeho schopnost
pracovat.
316
00:51:57,960 --> 00:52:00,668
Nic takov�ho tu u t�ch l�k� nevid�m.
317
00:52:00,832 --> 00:52:05,040
Existuje spousta kancel��sk� pr�ce,
kterou by mohl d�lat.
318
00:52:05,124 --> 00:52:07,416
- Opravdu?
- Jist�.
319
00:52:08,876 --> 00:52:12,916
Na jedno oko je prakticky slep�. Jakou
kancel��skou pr�ci? Co by mohl d�lat?
320
00:52:13,124 --> 00:52:16,460
Mohl by d�lat t�eba posl��ka.
321
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,500
Komise rozhodla takto:
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00:52:27,792 --> 00:52:32,500
1) Jacek Kalisztan je schopen
pr�ce na ��ste�n� �vazek.
323
00:52:33,708 --> 00:52:37,208
2) Nem� n�rok na invalidn� d�chod.
324
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:44,000
3) Rozhodnut� komise je pravomocn�
a nen� proti n�mu odvol�n�.
325
00:52:44,332 --> 00:52:45,832
To je v�e.
326
00:52:49,916 --> 00:52:53,000
M�j bratr ��k�, �e mu
m��ete pol�bit jeho prdel.
327
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:56,084
A stejn� tak i vy ostatn�.
328
00:52:58,040 --> 00:53:02,752
Byl jsem nadr�en�, tak jsem
si pustil n�jak� porno
329
00:53:03,084 --> 00:53:06,084
a za�al jsem... v�te...
330
00:53:06,332 --> 00:53:09,376
- Masturbovat.
- To je v�n� h��ch, synu.
331
00:53:10,708 --> 00:53:15,084
- Nechci podv�d�t svou �enu.
- Sledov�n� pornografie je podv�d�n�.
332
00:53:16,252 --> 00:53:18,668
Tak co m�m d�lat?
333
00:53:19,208 --> 00:53:23,876
P�esta� se zab�vat sebou.
Otev�i se sv�m bl�zk�m.
334
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:29,292
Jak se jim m�m otev��t, kdy�
mus�m sp�t s d�tmi v posteli?
335
00:53:29,460 --> 00:53:33,252
�ena mi ned�, proto�e se
star� o znetvo�en�ho.
336
00:53:33,376 --> 00:53:36,168
- O koho?
- O m�ho �vagra.
337
00:53:37,416 --> 00:53:40,708
Zaj�malo by m�, jak� m� �sp�ch
u �en s t�m jeho ksichtem?
338
00:53:43,708 --> 00:53:46,040
T�ko ��ct.
339
00:54:02,208 --> 00:54:06,000
Sna��me se j�t nov�mi cestami.
340
00:54:06,208 --> 00:54:08,668
- Cht�li bychom, aby byl Janek...
- Jacek.
341
00:54:08,752 --> 00:54:12,668
- Jacek.
- Jacek, samoz�ejm�. Promi�te.
342
00:54:12,832 --> 00:54:16,416
Cht�li bychom, aby se Jacek
stal tv��� na�eho v�robku.
343
00:54:16,668 --> 00:54:21,668
Spou�t�me odv�nou reklamn� kampa�
s neobvykl�mi hrdiny.
344
00:54:23,084 --> 00:54:25,708
- Ne.
- D�v��ujte n�m!
345
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:29,376
M�me vynikaj�c� v�sledky. Ned�vno
jsme d�lali kampa� na spodn� pr�dlo,
346
00:54:29,416 --> 00:54:33,792
kde jsme m�li modela bez nohou.
Nazvali jsme j� "Krok do budoucnosti"
347
00:54:33,876 --> 00:54:36,292
a byla velmi �sp�n�.
348
00:54:36,540 --> 00:54:39,168
Bez nohou? Co to kurva je?
349
00:54:39,668 --> 00:54:41,792
Promi�te?
350
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:45,376
Rad�i nem�me z�jem, mohlo by
n�m to p�in�st pozd�ji probl�my.
351
00:54:45,460 --> 00:54:49,540
Zkuste se na to ale pod�vat
z jin�ho pohledu.
352
00:54:49,624 --> 00:54:54,168
Mohlo by to hodn� pomoci polsk�
transplantologii.
353
00:54:54,208 --> 00:54:55,460
To na jedn� stran�...
354
00:54:55,584 --> 00:54:59,376
A na druh� v�m p�in�st n�jak� pen�ze.
355
00:55:04,500 --> 00:55:08,500
Jacku! Hal�! Dr�te ten v�robek
bl� u t�la.
356
00:55:08,668 --> 00:55:10,208
To je ono. Super.
357
00:55:10,376 --> 00:55:12,084
- A m��ete se te� usm�t?
- Ano.
358
00:55:12,168 --> 00:55:14,332
- Pros�m, neusm�vejte se.
- Pro�?
359
00:55:14,416 --> 00:55:17,668
Proto�e pot�ebuji v�nou tv��.
360
00:55:18,792 --> 00:55:21,792
Bl�, bl� k t�lu.
Uka� mi to, Dawide.
361
00:55:22,540 --> 00:55:24,876
Velmi p�kn�.
362
00:55:25,292 --> 00:55:29,040
Te� zkuste jin� v�raz, Jacku.
Mus� b�t vzru�uj�c�.
363
00:55:29,208 --> 00:55:31,960
Pod�vejte se tam. Perfektn�!
364
00:55:32,376 --> 00:55:35,460
A te� se pod�vejte na v�robek.
Trochu ho oto�te...
365
00:55:37,292 --> 00:55:40,460
Velmi p�kn�. Te� zkus�me je�t�
n�co jin�ho. St�jte rovn�.
366
00:55:40,540 --> 00:55:43,000
Pod�vejte se py�n�. Py�n�,
�e m�te tento v�robek.
367
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:55,040
"Vyhlazuje poko�ku, eliminuje jizvy,
odstra�uje pop�leniny."
368
00:56:03,168 --> 00:56:05,916
Pro� se na m� takhle d�v�?
369
00:56:06,084 --> 00:56:08,292
Je to jen fotka. Co j� s t�m?
370
00:56:09,376 --> 00:56:12,624
Jacek m� pr�ci. Je model.
371
00:56:12,792 --> 00:56:16,292
Co od m� chce�, drah�?
372
00:56:16,792 --> 00:56:18,960
Jacek je zasnouben� s tvou dcerou.
373
00:56:19,124 --> 00:56:22,832
Ano? A to ��k� kdo?
374
00:56:26,500 --> 00:56:30,752
Musela by b�t ��len�. S takov�m monstrem.
375
00:56:31,332 --> 00:56:35,040
Cel� vesnice o n�m mluv�,
�e vypad� jak ufon.
376
00:56:35,208 --> 00:56:38,668
A ty chce�, aby se stal m�m zet�m?
377
00:56:39,752 --> 00:56:41,876
Co kdy� jeho d�ti budou vypadat
stejn�, jako on?
378
00:56:42,540 --> 00:56:45,168
M�t takovou tv��?
379
00:56:46,124 --> 00:56:48,584
Ale ty ho miluje�.
380
00:56:58,668 --> 00:57:01,084
No tak �ekni, neboj se!
381
00:57:01,252 --> 00:57:02,832
Mluv!
382
00:57:06,252 --> 00:57:08,000
J� nev�m.
383
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:11,168
M� nov� ��es.
384
00:58:15,876 --> 00:58:19,000
Nerozum�m ti, co ��k�.
385
00:58:27,876 --> 00:58:30,500
Zm�nila ses.
386
00:59:33,584 --> 00:59:36,292
Nev�m, kdo to je. Mo�n� je to
ten druh�.
387
00:59:36,832 --> 00:59:38,832
Ale to nen� m�j syn.
388
00:59:42,540 --> 00:59:45,252
C�t�m se tak divn�,
kdy� se na m� pod�v�.
389
00:59:45,792 --> 00:59:48,332
Je to jako by se na m� d�val ten druh�.
390
00:59:50,376 --> 00:59:53,252
D�v� se na v�s, jako by to
byl n�jak� zvrhl�k.
391
00:59:54,332 --> 00:59:57,000
Mo�n� ten druh� byl n�jak� zvrhl�k?
392
01:00:01,832 --> 01:00:04,752
Pozn� ho B�h i s jinou tv���?
393
01:00:06,916 --> 01:00:09,832
M��e b�t n�kdo takov� spasen?
394
01:00:14,416 --> 01:00:16,584
��m jsem si to zaslou�ila?
395
01:00:16,876 --> 01:00:19,000
Je to n�jak� trest?
396
01:00:19,416 --> 01:00:23,832
Matka mus� milovat sv� d�t�,
zvl pokud je nemocn�.
397
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:25,668
To nen� moje d�t�!
398
01:00:25,792 --> 01:00:28,916
Pot�ebujeme exorcistu,
aby vyhnal toho druh�ho.
399
01:00:29,124 --> 01:00:33,000
Na exorcistu se m��e �ekat i rok...
400
01:00:33,332 --> 01:00:36,624
Ale m�m n�jak� zn�mosti.
401
01:00:36,832 --> 01:00:38,332
Mohli by n�m pomoci.
402
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,832
Ten, kter�ho zn�m,
403
01:00:43,416 --> 01:00:46,208
vyhnal ��bla z m� sest�enice.
404
01:00:54,584 --> 01:00:57,460
- M��ete se te� usm�t?
- Ne.
405
01:00:57,752 --> 01:00:59,792
Tak se zkuste tv��it v�n�ji.
406
01:01:03,332 --> 01:01:05,668
Nemrkejte!
407
01:02:34,708 --> 01:02:37,416
Uklidni se, kurva!
408
01:02:38,668 --> 01:02:41,168
Nechte toho, vy sedl�ci!
409
01:03:05,208 --> 01:03:07,752
Pod�vej se na sebe!
410
01:03:18,500 --> 01:03:22,916
Zaj�malo by m�, ot�e,
jestli je h��ch,
411
01:03:23,084 --> 01:03:27,252
b�t zasnouben� s n�k�m,
hoho u� nemilujete?
412
01:03:27,332 --> 01:03:30,540
V�d� se te� s n�k�m jin�m, dcero?
413
01:03:30,792 --> 01:03:34,708
- Ano.
- A zachov�v� si �istotu?
414
01:03:36,752 --> 01:03:39,500
- Ne tak �pln�.
- Co to znamen�?
415
01:03:44,708 --> 01:03:48,584
No, neboj se a �ekni mi to!
416
01:03:52,708 --> 01:03:55,124
Dot�k�te se navz�jem?
417
01:03:56,584 --> 01:03:58,960
N�kdy.
418
01:04:00,624 --> 01:04:03,208
A kde se navz�jem dot�k�te?
419
01:04:04,584 --> 01:04:06,832
Doma.
420
01:04:08,832 --> 01:04:12,708
Tak jsem to nemyslel. ��bel
b�v� ukryt� v detailech.
421
01:04:13,168 --> 01:04:15,416
Myslel jsem...
422
01:04:15,668 --> 01:04:17,540
jak se navz�jem dot�k�te.
423
01:04:20,460 --> 01:04:23,000
Norm�ln�, mysl�m.
424
01:04:24,332 --> 01:04:27,624
Dot�k� se jeho penisu?
425
01:04:35,708 --> 01:04:38,084
�sty?
426
01:04:42,584 --> 01:04:44,208
Pokra�uj!
427
01:04:44,376 --> 01:04:46,584
Je to h��ch?
428
01:05:37,376 --> 01:05:39,376
P��la bych si, abych ho mohla obejmout.
429
01:05:39,540 --> 01:05:42,376
Je tak podobn� m�mu synovi.
430
01:05:42,624 --> 01:05:45,208
Vypad�, jako by to byl on.
431
01:05:47,168 --> 01:05:50,208
Jeho smrt nebyla zbyte�n�.
432
01:05:50,376 --> 01:05:53,792
Pros�m, modlete se za m� a m�ho syna.
433
01:05:54,168 --> 01:05:57,376
M�j syn byl velmi zru�n� �emesln�k.
434
01:05:57,500 --> 01:06:03,252
P�edt�m, ne� zem�el, mi postavil
kamenn� rybn��ek.
435
01:06:03,752 --> 01:06:07,292
Mo�n� by se Jacek mohl
n�kdy zastavit na n�v�t�vu.
436
01:06:07,624 --> 01:06:10,208
P�ijala bych ho jako sv�ho syna.
437
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:15,500
V�en� div�ci, pan� Krystyna
byla nominov�na do ankety
438
01:06:15,540 --> 01:06:17,040
"�ena roku."
439
01:06:17,124 --> 01:06:19,252
Pokud chcete hlasovat pro
pan� Krystynu,
440
01:06:19,332 --> 01:06:25,752
ode�lete SMS ve tvaru
KRYSTYNA na ��slo 4456.
441
01:07:00,584 --> 01:07:04,460
Svat� archand�li Michaeli,
ochra�uj n�s v na�em boji.
442
01:07:06,332 --> 01:07:10,792
Pomoz n�m proti �skal�m ��bla.
443
01:07:12,916 --> 01:07:16,708
Pane Je��i Kriste, vysly� na�i
modlitbu a osvobo� sv�ho slu�ebn�ka
444
01:07:16,916 --> 01:07:20,624
ze sp�r� ��bla a jeho vlivu.
445
01:07:22,500 --> 01:07:28,040
Vysly� p��mluvy sv� matky,
neposkvrn�n� Panny Marie.
446
01:07:32,124 --> 01:07:35,168
Pus�te m�!
447
01:07:35,292 --> 01:07:38,252
- Vodu!
- Pus�te m�!
448
01:07:38,832 --> 01:07:40,500
- Kurva!
- Sv�cenou vodu!
449
01:07:40,540 --> 01:07:46,668
Ty d�vko jedna dojeban�. Nechte m�.
450
01:07:47,168 --> 01:07:52,960
P�ikazuji ti, Satane,
v��n� nep��teli lidsk� sp�sy,
451
01:07:53,332 --> 01:07:57,000
opus� tohoto slu�ebn�ka Bo��ho.
T�hni!
452
01:07:59,084 --> 01:08:03,832
Vyh�n�m t�, ne�ist� duchu, ve jm�nu
Otce, Syna i Ducha svat�ho.
453
01:08:04,040 --> 01:08:08,040
On ti na�izuje: Zmiz!
454
01:08:14,624 --> 01:08:21,124
Bo�e pomoz n�m, pokorn� t� pros�me.
455
01:08:30,668 --> 01:08:34,084
Bo�e pomoz n�m,
456
01:08:35,584 --> 01:08:38,292
pokorn� t� pros�me:
457
01:08:39,332 --> 01:08:41,332
Ty to dok�e�.
458
01:08:48,084 --> 01:08:50,460
Nato� to!
459
01:09:04,792 --> 01:09:07,376
Nato� to!
460
01:09:10,624 --> 01:09:14,752
�ekni pravdu! Existuje� nebo ne?
461
01:09:14,916 --> 01:09:17,292
Existuje ��bel?
462
01:09:17,540 --> 01:09:20,332
Ano, ano! Existuje.
463
01:09:22,624 --> 01:09:25,832
M��e� to n�jak dok�zat?
464
01:09:40,040 --> 01:09:44,084
To jste, kurva, v�ichni ze��leli?
465
01:09:54,416 --> 01:09:59,376
Prase�� ksichte!
Prase�� ksichte!
466
01:11:01,584 --> 01:11:08,040
Svat� Tom�i, modli se za n�s!
467
01:11:08,624 --> 01:11:15,540
Svat� Matou�i, modli se za n�s!
468
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:22,124
V�ichni svat�, apo�tolov�
i evangelist�,
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01:11:22,460 --> 01:11:25,960
modlete se za n�s!
470
01:11:26,832 --> 01:11:33,332
Svat� Luk�i, modli se za n�s!
471
01:11:33,500 --> 01:11:39,500
Svat� Marku, modli se za n�s!
472
01:11:40,208 --> 01:11:47,500
Svat� Barnab�i, modli se za n�s!
473
01:11:47,624 --> 01:11:55,124
Svat� Marie Magdal�no,
modli se za n�s!
474
01:11:56,168 --> 01:12:04,168
V�ichni svat�, apo�tolov� i
evangelist�, modlete se za n�s!
475
01:12:05,752 --> 01:12:08,960
Asi 20 zlot�ch, to je v�echno.
476
01:12:10,460 --> 01:12:14,416
Mo�n�, kdyby ses na m�i objevila
�ast�ji, ne� v televizi,
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01:12:14,460 --> 01:12:17,292
dali by v�c.
478
01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:21,752
T�ko ��ct.
479
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:27,916
Nechce va�e pen�ze.
480
01:12:34,376 --> 01:12:35,792
Lid� jsou z�vistiv�,
481
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:39,084
porad�me si bez nich.
B�h v�m �ehnej.
482
01:13:25,252 --> 01:13:28,124
Pro m� jsi po��d stejn�.
483
01:13:28,916 --> 01:13:31,708
Poj� ke mn�.
484
01:13:36,708 --> 01:13:39,208
Jsi tak siln�.
485
01:13:41,332 --> 01:13:43,708
Ty jsi... Ty jsi...
486
01:13:43,960 --> 01:13:45,000
Poj� dom�.
487
01:13:51,084 --> 01:13:56,832
P�n Je�� p�ich�z�,
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01:13:57,332 --> 01:14:02,040
klepe na dve�e.
489
01:14:02,832 --> 01:14:08,540
B��m ho p�iv�tat,
490
01:14:08,960 --> 01:14:14,084
m� srdce se chv�je radost�.
491
01:14:14,708 --> 01:14:16,292
Pawle!
492
01:14:16,584 --> 01:14:19,792
To neuv��iteln� �t�st�...
493
01:14:19,916 --> 01:14:22,084
- Pawle!
- Pawle, tady.
494
01:14:22,168 --> 01:14:26,416
�e P�n p�i�el ke mn�.
495
01:14:26,584 --> 01:14:31,332
Je��i, smiluj se nade mnou...
496
01:14:31,624 --> 01:14:32,752
Asie!
497
01:14:32,876 --> 01:14:37,752
A� t� mohu uv�tat.
498
01:18:01,668 --> 01:18:05,668
Vst�vej Jacku! Je tot�ln� na �rot.
499
01:18:06,624 --> 01:18:09,876
Pomoz mi ho zvednout. Podr� ho.
500
01:18:10,292 --> 01:18:12,876
M�m ho! Odsu� tu zasranou �idli.
501
01:18:19,752 --> 01:18:23,208
Dr�� ho? Tak poj�me.
502
01:19:22,752 --> 01:19:25,124
M�me probl�m...
503
01:19:25,292 --> 01:19:29,252
- Nic jsme p�ece nezm�nili.
- V�e je p�esn� podle pl�n�.
504
01:19:29,416 --> 01:19:33,252
Vypad� to, �e Kristus je oto�en
�patn�m sm�rem.
505
01:19:33,376 --> 01:19:34,668
Panno Marie!
506
01:19:35,084 --> 01:19:39,540
Je p�esn� tak, jak byl ve v�kresech,
kter� jsme dostali z Kurie.
507
01:19:39,708 --> 01:19:42,208
Stejn�, jako ten v Rio de Janeiro.
508
01:19:42,584 --> 01:19:46,252
A kter�m sm�rem by se
m�l Kristus d�vat?
509
01:19:47,832 --> 01:19:49,792
Na Rio de Janeiro?
510
01:19:49,960 --> 01:19:54,252
Sm�rem k Jasn� G��e, svatyni
Panny Marie z Czestochowe.
511
01:19:54,668 --> 01:19:57,332
"Z Polska vyjde jiskra,
kter� p�iprav� sv�t
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01:19:57,376 --> 01:19:59,252
na m�j druh� p��chod."
Takto to ��k� P�smo.
513
01:19:59,876 --> 01:20:01,584
Posly�te, �eknu to takto.
514
01:20:02,168 --> 01:20:05,332
O�i cel� zem� jsou
obr�ceny k t�to so�e.
515
01:20:05,792 --> 01:20:09,876
Nechceme u� ��dn�
dal�� nep��jemnosti.
516
01:20:10,332 --> 01:20:13,416
V�ichni si pamatujeme tu stra�nou nehodu.
A medi�ln� cirkus, kter� n�sledoval.
517
01:20:13,624 --> 01:20:16,960
�eknu to takto:
Ud�lejte, co je t�eba!
518
01:20:17,460 --> 01:20:22,332
A c�rkev p�iv�e o�i, �e
tu pracovali muslimov�.
519
01:20:23,292 --> 01:20:26,584
Cik�ni nejsou muslimov�,
Va�e Excelence.
520
01:20:29,252 --> 01:20:34,876
Odch�z�m do hrobu,
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01:20:35,208 --> 01:20:41,292
smutn�ho, temn�ho.
522
01:20:41,752 --> 01:20:47,708
Spo�inu tam v z�rmutku,
523
01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:53,292
a� do dne Soudn�ho.
524
01:20:53,624 --> 01:20:59,208
Odch�z�m do hrobu,
525
01:20:59,292 --> 01:21:05,332
nic s sebou nem�m,
526
01:21:05,708 --> 01:21:11,416
jen tuto d�ev�nou rakev,
527
01:21:12,040 --> 01:21:17,416
a prost� b�l� pl�tno.
528
01:21:17,832 --> 01:21:23,540
Jen tuto d�ev�nou rakev,
529
01:21:23,960 --> 01:21:29,708
a prost� b�l� pl�tno.
530
01:21:56,416 --> 01:21:59,084
Ty d�vko!
531
01:22:34,708 --> 01:22:38,832
V�te, �e d�da n�m daroval to pole?
532
01:22:40,792 --> 01:22:43,084
- Co�e?
- Ano.
533
01:22:43,540 --> 01:22:46,084
Dal n�m ho, ne� zem�el.
534
01:22:46,376 --> 01:22:48,040
Kter�?
535
01:22:49,876 --> 01:22:52,500
- Pod lesem.
- Sly�el jsem to.
536
01:22:52,624 --> 01:22:54,960
Jo, junior byl u toho.
537
01:22:55,252 --> 01:22:57,668
M� to na pap��e?
538
01:22:58,668 --> 01:23:01,292
Jak� kurva pap�r. Bavili jsme
se o tom, ne� zem�el.
539
01:23:01,332 --> 01:23:04,376
- ��kal, �e je to na�e.
- Je to moje.
540
01:23:04,584 --> 01:23:08,708
Je to na�e a budeme tam stav�t.
�ekl: Postavte tam d�m.
541
01:23:08,752 --> 01:23:10,832
- Ale j� si tam m�m stav�t!
- Je to moje!
542
01:23:10,960 --> 01:23:14,084
Tak si to pole, kurva, koup� ode
m� a m��e� si tam postavit d�m.
543
01:23:14,208 --> 01:23:18,292
- Co to ��ka�, ty kokote?
- Kurva, nemluv takhle se mnou!
544
01:23:19,040 --> 01:23:24,000
Kurva, to je moje pole.
�ekl, kurva, �e je to moje.
545
01:23:31,376 --> 01:23:34,084
To je tvoje p�da? Ty jsi Kalisztan?
546
01:23:34,168 --> 01:23:35,960
J� jsem Kalisztan!
547
01:26:21,168 --> 01:26:25,160
Socha Krista kr�le se nach�z�
v Swiebodzinu v z�padn�m Polsku.
Jej� stavba trvala celkem 5 let,
a st�la kolem 1,5 milionu dolar�.
548
01:26:25,968 --> 01:26:29,960
Stavba byla financov�na dary
od 21 000 obyvatel m�sta.
108 stop vysok� postava je
nejvy��� sv�ho druhu na sv�t�.
549
01:26:31,460 --> 01:26:45,376
Titulky: Katrab
550
01:26:46,460 --> 01:26:56,376
www.titulky.com
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