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Ripped by gabbyu's Subs
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I think the problem is with
Japan's social climate today.
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Culturally, we tend to be shy,
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but we shouldn't be bound by this.
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Women should be free to desire sex.
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Yes, eroticism is about sexual desire.
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Have you ever had people
see you having sex?
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-I don't think you have.
-Right.
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People have seen my asshole.
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But I'm not embarrassed.
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To be human is
to live as who you really are.
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In other words,
adult videos show humanity itself.
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I'm going to come.
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My motto is love.
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And love means accepting nature.
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Which is why I insist on
not shaving my armpits.
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Isn't it lovely? Thank you.
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I will now begin a passionate
session with Kaoru Kuroki,
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and you will witness a miracle.
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Whatever happens, don't close your eyes.
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Are you ready? Here we go.
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And... Action!
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1980
SAPPORO, HOKKAIDO
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Get off already, pipsqueak.
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Damn, I almost had the high score!
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-What school do you go to?
-Kita High, you middle schooler.
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-What about you?
-Nishi Middle School. Dummy!
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Cool it, you brats!
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Shut up, old man!
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Are you trying to pick a fight?
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Take it outside.
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We can't play games outside.
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-I'm not finished yet.
-Huh?
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BIANCA INTERNATIONAL
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Hello.
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-Well, I'll be going.
-Please take care.
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Muranishi, come here a second.
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Okay.
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-Zero sales again, Muranishi?
-Yes, sir.
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Maybe it's the recession.
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No, it's you.
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If you can't make the quota,
don't bother coming next month.
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That's a problem, sir. I have a family.
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I have a problem as well,
with you staying here.
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Seems we both have a problem.
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You really are a piece of work.
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-Thank you.
-That was not a compliment.
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Don't you ever feel down?
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My father taught me to stay positive.
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Well, your father didn't raise you right.
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You wouldn't be a problem
if you had a sales record like Ono.
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Learn from him and show me results,
if you don't want to get fired.
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Go.
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Mr. Ono.
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I was told to ask you
to teach me sales--
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Hitchcock died.
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ALFRED HITCHCOCK DIES
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He looks grumpy.
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Are you nuts?
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You know nothing.
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Psycho was harrowing.
That was a masterpiece.
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Do you really understand?
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What kind of music do you listen to?
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Recently, western stuff...
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Are you an idiot?
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Sing this if you're Japanese.
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I used to say
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That we're all so free
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Sing.
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Who would say
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That this time was coming near
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-Sayonara, sayonara, sayonara
-Sayonara, sayonara, sayonara
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-Soon the winter will arrive on time
-Soon the winter will arrive on time
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Okay, you pass.
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I'll teach you starting tomorrow.
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Thank you.
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Goodbye, then.
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Sayonara
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What a recession.
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-Good morning.
-Good morning.
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Stop humming.
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Why?
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You sound like your brainless father.
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Are you pulling your weight at work?
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Of course.
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They paired me with the top salesman.
My supervisor is counting on me.
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Fine, then.
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At least feed your family
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if you want to be
considered a man.
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I know that.
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That's annoying.
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Bye, Dad! Come home early!
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I have to work overtime today.
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You just skip work and play games.
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Don't say that, Mayumi.
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See?
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Good luck with your games.
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She's just being cheeky.
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-See you, then.
-Have a nice day.
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-Have a nice day.
-Okay.
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Mr. Ono?
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Are you nuts?
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We're almost at the best part,
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Phantom vs. Concord.
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It's the climax!
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Right, of course, but...
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Would you like a pamphlet?
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How about a pamphlet?
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When do we go out and make sales?
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Are you nuts?
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When I feel like it, of course.
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"You have the freedom to be your true self
here and now,
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and nothing can stand in your way."
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Are you giving me advice? Thank you.
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It's from Jonathan Livingston Seagull,
stupid.
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"I just want to know
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what I can do in the air and what I can't,
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that's all."
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Flying freely in the sky like that
must feel great.
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Where are the planes going?
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To Korea. To war.
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I've had enough of wars.
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Hello.
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Do you like English?
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No thank you.
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-Hello...
-What?
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-What?
-What?
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Hello...
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Hello, do you like English?
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You'll need English in the future.
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How many years from now?
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Ten years?
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I'll be dead by then.
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Are you nuts?
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Your smile is too creepy.
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That won't do.
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I'm sorry.
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But, well, you're doing your best.
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Really?
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I mean...
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You provide for your wife, two kids,
and your mom, all on your own.
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That's admirable, really.
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You've got guts, too.
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Thank you.
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Mr. Ono...
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You bought that, right?
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This is a fundamental part
of making a sale.
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Compliment and seduce your customer.
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Look.
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Think of your customer as a hot woman.
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First,
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compliment, compliment,
and compliment the hell out of them.
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Make them open their hearts.
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And, when they're wide open,
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penetrate them passionately
with your best pitch!
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Penetrate them...
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Right.
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Like you're making a woman come,
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with the utmost politeness.
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That's the key to making a sales pitch.
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Also, use English to sell
English encyclopedias.
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Oh, English...
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I'm afraid I'm not very good at English.
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Don't overthink it.
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It doesn't matter what you say.
Just use any words you know.
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What a mansion.
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What?
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What?
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I was stunned by your beauty.
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You're good.
But I'm not interested in sales.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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I have something special that will
take you to the next level.
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What is it?
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May I have a minute of your time?
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What?
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He's a salesman.
Says he has something special.
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Let's hear it, then.
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Come inside.
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Inside?
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Hurry up.
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What's the matter? Come.
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It's hot.
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So...
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what's this special product?
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English encyclopedias.
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This--
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What...
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I'm sorry!
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-I'm sorry.
-is so...
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-special about that?
-I'm sorry!
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It seems... I have peed
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my pants a bit.
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May I take them off?
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That's gross. Take them off.
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Hey, don't whip out your cock.
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Sorry about that.
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-Get on with it, then.
-Yes, sir.
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Oh, by the way, sir,
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only you could look good with
that tattoo of a boy from a folktale.
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It's very beautiful.
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A lot of gangsters have this design.
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In fact, I once got shot because
I was mistaken for someone else.
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-Shit!
-Maybe so,
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but your tattoo
has a distinct aura about it,
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just like you do, sir.
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It's one-of-a-kind.
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-Maybe you're right.
-Yes.
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These special English encyclopedias
I've brought today...
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are also one-of-a-kind items
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that could only be appreciated
by a man at your level.
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Future gangsters will need guns
and English skills.
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You must have
more foreign business these days.
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Sometimes, yeah.
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So these encyclopedias will help you.
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You'll find words in here
like "love," "good,"
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and "hello." All you have to do
to speak with foreigners is learn them.
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I suppose even a grade school grad
like me could learn those words.
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Yes, even kids could learn them.
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You just looked down on me.
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You know, your face is really annoying.
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Oh no, I'm sorry to hear that,
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but there's another reason
I'm recommending these to you.
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-What?
-That is...
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it will help you communicate
intimately with local women!
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-Local women?
-Yes, sir.
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Proven to be especially effective
in the Philippines.
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Communicate intimately...
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like this?
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Yes, yes, of course.
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Memorize and use the words in here,
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and you'll bring all the women
to their knees!
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Like how?
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Like...
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If you gently stroke a woman's behind
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and say, "Oh, pretty hips,"
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it'll excite them even more.
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And missionary style?
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In that case,
simply penetrate them and say,
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I could do that!
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Right.
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That's perfect!
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What on earth...
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Ma'am, with the purchase of this product,
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your husband will become
an English Master tomorrow.
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-Can we buy it?
-Thank you.
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Well done!
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The last guy who tried got beaten up
by golf balls and was hospitalized.
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You could have told me if you knew!
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It was tough love. Here.
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From now on,
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seek out targets you can win over.
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That'll make you a proper salesman.
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Do you feel the need for English?
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No, I don't need it.
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You say you don't, but I beg to differ.
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If you buy these encyclopedias,
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and gain the ability to use English
in this age of globalization,
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your life in the future
will become that much richer.
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I get excited just thinking about it.
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But if you say that you don't
need to learn English,
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that's like saying you're giving up
the fight for survival.
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What? That's none of your business!
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See, you're a fighter!
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Degrees and certificates
will become useless in this age.
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If you can speak English,
the universal language,
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you have nothing to fear.
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Try it 15 minutes a day for 3 months.
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If you still don't think you need English,
269
00:21:13,041 --> 00:21:17,583
I'll gladly buy these encyclopedias back
from you myself.
270
00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:21,708
I don't want you to give up on your life.
271
00:21:22,458 --> 00:21:24,583
They're kind of expensive, though.
272
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:29,125
Indeed. You might feel that
these encyclopedias are a bit too pricey.
273
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:33,875
But this won't vanish the same way
money used for enjoyment does.
274
00:21:33,958 --> 00:21:36,958
You'll obtain priceless knowledge
275
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:40,250
that will nourish you, be a part of you,
and be your weapon.
276
00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:44,000
If you think about it,
3,000 yen a month is 100 yen a day.
277
00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:46,458
If you'll allow me to say so,
278
00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:49,500
you'll be gaining a mighty asset.
279
00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:54,250
If anything, 3,000 yen a month
may, in fact, be too cheap.
280
00:21:54,708 --> 00:21:56,000
MURANISHI
281
00:21:56,083 --> 00:21:57,375
Sorry we kept you waiting.
282
00:21:57,458 --> 00:22:00,625
You're late. It's past our appointment.
283
00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:03,958
We are very sorry.
We may have kept you waiting too long.
284
00:22:04,041 --> 00:22:08,000
Every encounter in life
happens at the right time,
285
00:22:08,083 --> 00:22:11,583
and each one is not a coincidence,
but a miracle.
286
00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:14,750
I cherish every encounter
because each one is unique.
287
00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:20,000
I give my all to each customer
since we may never meet again.
288
00:22:21,166 --> 00:22:26,500
If you can't decide now, that means
you will never be able to decide.
289
00:22:26,666 --> 00:22:29,833
You're all busy with your daily lives.
290
00:22:30,041 --> 00:22:33,208
You're listening to me at this moment,
291
00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:37,750
but once we part ways,
you'll think about other things.
292
00:22:37,833 --> 00:22:40,791
I don't want to bother you.
293
00:22:40,916 --> 00:22:43,041
I'll give it to you straight.
294
00:22:43,250 --> 00:22:47,916
This is honestly your last chance
to sit down and seriously consider
295
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,291
learning English conversation.
296
00:22:50,833 --> 00:22:53,208
Will you go right or left in life?
297
00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:58,125
At every juncture,
use your wisdom and courage to decide.
298
00:22:58,250 --> 00:23:01,083
I've come here time and time again
299
00:23:01,166 --> 00:23:05,833
to explain the joys of English,
but this will be my last call.
300
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:09,791
Why? Because other people
are waiting for me.
301
00:23:09,916 --> 00:23:16,458
I must spread the joys of English to as
many people as I can. It's my mission.
302
00:23:16,916 --> 00:23:21,875
I'll say it one more time.
Use your wisdom and courage to decide.
303
00:23:23,833 --> 00:23:26,041
I'll buy one. Right now.
304
00:23:26,166 --> 00:23:27,208
Thank you.
305
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,000
This is your last chance.
306
00:23:31,791 --> 00:23:34,166
MONTHLY SALES CHART
307
00:23:36,125 --> 00:23:41,541
A round of applause for this month's
top salesman, Toru Muranishi!
308
00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:46,791
-Congratulations!
-Congratulations!
309
00:23:50,791 --> 00:23:55,041
Did you really come in first place?
310
00:23:55,166 --> 00:23:58,833
Really? I can't believe it.
311
00:23:59,125 --> 00:24:03,083
I'll buy you that dollhouse and
compact toy you wanted.
312
00:24:04,083 --> 00:24:06,333
That's a promise.
313
00:24:06,916 --> 00:24:08,583
And a remote control car for you.
314
00:24:08,708 --> 00:24:10,958
Yay! A remote control car!
315
00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:12,541
Are you sure about this?
316
00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:15,291
Yes. Let's move to a bigger house.
317
00:24:15,916 --> 00:24:18,375
-How nice.
-Exciting, huh?
318
00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:23,000
I want that.
A toilet with an electronic bidet.
319
00:24:23,083 --> 00:24:24,083
TOTO WASHLET
320
00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:26,583
Okay.
321
00:24:27,541 --> 00:24:30,750
Sachiko, you're amazing.
322
00:24:32,708 --> 00:24:34,125
You're really amazing.
323
00:24:36,916 --> 00:24:38,166
-No, wait...
-You're amazing.
324
00:24:39,250 --> 00:24:42,083
Keep it down. The kids.
325
00:24:43,916 --> 00:24:44,750
Sorry.
326
00:25:02,416 --> 00:25:03,291
I can't.
327
00:25:12,208 --> 00:25:15,583
I thought today might be different.
328
00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:19,625
But at least things are
going well at work.
329
00:25:20,916 --> 00:25:22,208
I'm counting on you.
330
00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:45,625
HOKKAIDO POLICE
331
00:25:47,416 --> 00:25:52,833
-They sell encyclopedias.
-Oh, I hear they're popular.
332
00:25:59,166 --> 00:26:00,791
I don't know.
333
00:26:10,250 --> 00:26:11,250
Did something happen?
334
00:26:11,625 --> 00:26:16,166
It sure did. Someone stole
all the money from the vault.
335
00:26:20,541 --> 00:26:22,333
See, there's nothing left.
336
00:26:29,958 --> 00:26:31,083
JONATHAN LIVINGSTON SEAGULL
337
00:26:31,166 --> 00:26:37,208
Sayonara, sayonara, sayonara...
338
00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:08,250
MURANISHI
339
00:27:20,208 --> 00:27:22,083
Oh, hello Mr. Muranishi.
340
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,916
-There you go.
-Thanks.
341
00:27:34,166 --> 00:27:38,666
Thanks for waiting, Mr. Muranishi.
How would you like...
342
00:27:39,750 --> 00:27:40,583
Mister?
343
00:28:24,083 --> 00:28:28,166
It feels so good. Give it to me.
344
00:28:32,458 --> 00:28:33,791
So good.
345
00:28:39,541 --> 00:28:42,208
-So good.
-Feels so good.
346
00:28:42,625 --> 00:28:43,958
You want more, Sachiko?
347
00:29:00,083 --> 00:29:02,291
I've never felt so good before.
348
00:29:04,750 --> 00:29:06,291
- How's it?
- So good.
349
00:29:08,833 --> 00:29:10,041
Lie down.
350
00:29:19,708 --> 00:29:20,666
Wow.
351
00:29:21,750 --> 00:29:23,916
Sachiko.
352
00:29:25,041 --> 00:29:26,458
I've never felt so good, either.
353
00:29:26,541 --> 00:29:28,166
-This is so good.
-So good.
354
00:29:31,750 --> 00:29:34,041
I'm coming! I'm coming!
355
00:29:37,666 --> 00:29:38,625
So good.
356
00:29:40,750 --> 00:29:42,541
I've never felt this good.
357
00:29:45,625 --> 00:29:47,833
It feels so good. I'm coming!
358
00:29:59,416 --> 00:30:00,291
Wait! No.
359
00:30:09,208 --> 00:30:11,041
What are you doing here?
360
00:30:12,875 --> 00:30:16,750
-No! No!
-Sachiko!
361
00:30:21,833 --> 00:30:23,416
Some woman you are!
362
00:30:25,416 --> 00:30:26,583
What a disgrace!
363
00:30:26,666 --> 00:30:28,291
You're the disgrace!
364
00:30:28,375 --> 00:30:29,833
What do you mean?
365
00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:37,250
You've never made me come.
366
00:30:38,875 --> 00:30:40,291
Not even once!
367
00:30:49,625 --> 00:30:52,333
-Dad!
-Come on. Daisuke, let's go.
368
00:30:53,208 --> 00:30:57,708
-Dad, what about my remote control car?
-Hurry up.
369
00:30:57,791 --> 00:30:59,000
Daisuke, come on.
370
00:30:59,166 --> 00:31:01,125
What are you going to do?
371
00:31:02,625 --> 00:31:06,166
This is our problem! Stay out of it, Mom!
372
00:31:06,708 --> 00:31:08,250
You fool!
373
00:31:10,541 --> 00:31:11,791
Daisuke, come on!
374
00:31:13,083 --> 00:31:14,666
Hurry up!
375
00:32:00,333 --> 00:32:04,708
If you want to drink so much,
go back to work at the national railway.
376
00:32:05,416 --> 00:32:06,458
Shut up.
377
00:32:15,583 --> 00:32:16,750
Hey,
378
00:32:17,125 --> 00:32:17,958
don't tell me you...
379
00:32:20,916 --> 00:32:24,541
That money was to buy rice for Toru!
380
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:25,875
Shut up!
381
00:32:28,333 --> 00:32:29,875
You good-for-nothing father!
382
00:32:32,916 --> 00:32:35,250
You should have died in the war!
383
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,125
What? Say that again!
384
00:32:41,708 --> 00:32:42,875
Say that again!
385
00:32:47,041 --> 00:32:47,916
Stop it!
386
00:32:49,666 --> 00:32:51,333
-Out of my way.
-Toru!
387
00:32:51,416 --> 00:32:52,583
Get out of here.
388
00:32:55,166 --> 00:32:56,541
Who do you think you are?
389
00:32:56,625 --> 00:32:58,583
I'm going to kill you!
390
00:33:08,833 --> 00:33:12,500
What do you think you're doing?
391
00:33:13,250 --> 00:33:15,041
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
392
00:33:28,750 --> 00:33:29,708
Dad.
393
00:33:43,666 --> 00:33:47,208
Dad, I'm sorry. Forgive me.
394
00:33:47,875 --> 00:33:52,541
In the end, without money,
you can't afford freedom.
395
00:34:19,250 --> 00:34:21,500
The only thing I heard
was someone laughing.
396
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,791
It was just laughter.
397
00:34:25,625 --> 00:34:28,000
That's because there's something wrong
with your player.
398
00:34:30,166 --> 00:34:32,041
I stayed up late last night.
399
00:34:32,625 --> 00:34:35,583
You'll hear it
if you get your player repaired.
400
00:34:35,666 --> 00:34:37,833
Give it back. Give me back my 20,000 yen.
401
00:34:37,916 --> 00:34:39,000
What are you talking about?
402
00:34:39,250 --> 00:34:40,541
Give me back my 20,000 yen.
403
00:34:40,625 --> 00:34:41,500
20,000 yen?
404
00:34:42,041 --> 00:34:43,458
Give it back right now!
405
00:34:44,541 --> 00:34:46,750
-Stop complaining, asshole!
-You little punk,
406
00:34:46,833 --> 00:34:50,583
-Stop it!
-selling me fake shit!
407
00:34:50,750 --> 00:34:54,916
You're a pervert who can't
get it up without eavesdropping!
408
00:34:55,583 --> 00:34:57,625
Don't you think I know?
409
00:34:59,583 --> 00:35:00,958
Watch out!
410
00:35:01,041 --> 00:35:05,541
Check this out.
Pilot and Stewardess do XXX at a Motel!
411
00:35:05,625 --> 00:35:07,750
Are you really that desperate?
412
00:35:08,083 --> 00:35:09,541
Do you know what XXX is?
413
00:35:10,125 --> 00:35:11,666
You're obsessed with perverted thoughts!
414
00:35:11,875 --> 00:35:13,250
I'm not a pervert!
415
00:35:14,791 --> 00:35:16,333
Keep it down, dumbass!
416
00:35:18,291 --> 00:35:21,833
Cause another scene like that,
and you're gone for good.
417
00:35:21,958 --> 00:35:26,000
I know, Mama-san. Come on, I'm sorry.
418
00:35:26,208 --> 00:35:29,416
You're as beautiful as ever today.
419
00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:32,166
Yes, and so are you.
420
00:35:34,750 --> 00:35:37,541
I'm Toshi. You saved me, man.
421
00:35:39,291 --> 00:35:41,708
Here, have some more.
422
00:35:42,541 --> 00:35:43,375
Have a drink.
423
00:35:46,583 --> 00:35:47,833
That's enough.
424
00:35:47,958 --> 00:35:52,416
Don't be so uptight.
Hey, bring me a glass.
425
00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:02,083
-What did you sell him?
-Hey.
426
00:36:02,166 --> 00:36:05,583
Glad you asked. Let me show you these.
427
00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:08,625
These, these.
428
00:36:09,583 --> 00:36:11,041
These, man.
429
00:36:11,500 --> 00:36:14,208
Taped in a motel
in the red-light district.
430
00:36:14,291 --> 00:36:15,208
Look.
431
00:36:17,083 --> 00:36:18,166
It's fake.
432
00:36:18,583 --> 00:36:21,708
No. That dude was just unlucky.
433
00:36:21,791 --> 00:36:25,208
These are 100% the real deal.
434
00:36:26,291 --> 00:36:27,833
-What's in it?
-Well.
435
00:36:27,916 --> 00:36:29,875
Adultery. These are popular.
436
00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:33,458
Those housewives, man. Moaning like...
437
00:36:45,583 --> 00:36:48,916
That's hilarious, man! No wonder
you don't want to hear this shit.
438
00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:52,958
I gave my whole life to her and my family.
439
00:36:53,333 --> 00:36:56,291
I get how you feel, but it's your fault.
440
00:36:56,541 --> 00:36:57,666
Why is it my fault?
441
00:36:57,833 --> 00:37:01,250
Because you couldn't satisfy
your wife in bed.
442
00:37:02,375 --> 00:37:04,083
Money isn't enough.
443
00:37:09,625 --> 00:37:11,291
I wasn't exactly satisfied myself.
444
00:37:12,875 --> 00:37:15,125
Then all the more so.
445
00:37:16,250 --> 00:37:20,791
There's more than meets the eye
when it comes to sex, you know?
446
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,041
You have a point.
447
00:37:29,750 --> 00:37:31,916
You have to satisfy their hidden desires.
448
00:37:33,708 --> 00:37:34,583
Hidden desires?
449
00:37:38,041 --> 00:37:39,958
There's no way of knowing those.
450
00:37:46,750 --> 00:37:48,125
As a way of saying thanks,
451
00:37:49,416 --> 00:37:52,416
want me to show you the hidden side?
452
00:37:58,916 --> 00:38:00,333
-Hey, there.
-What? Oh, hi.
453
00:38:00,875 --> 00:38:01,916
Thank you very much.
454
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,791
-Why are two guys going in?
-What? Stop it.
455
00:38:03,875 --> 00:38:04,958
They must be gay.
456
00:38:06,750 --> 00:38:07,583
Hey.
457
00:38:08,583 --> 00:38:09,500
Anyone in there?
458
00:39:04,208 --> 00:39:05,041
Put these on.
459
00:39:09,250 --> 00:39:10,125
What the hell?
460
00:39:11,125 --> 00:39:12,083
This is the hidden side.
461
00:39:30,583 --> 00:39:31,500
Want to see?
462
00:39:39,333 --> 00:39:41,833
This is what people are like
below the surface.
463
00:39:43,541 --> 00:39:45,375
A peek behind the scenes of sex.
464
00:39:48,291 --> 00:39:49,875
Can't do this with your husband, can you?
465
00:39:50,583 --> 00:39:53,416
No, just with you.
466
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,125
It feels so good.
467
00:39:57,916 --> 00:39:59,416
You're the best I've ever had.
468
00:40:04,416 --> 00:40:06,166
You're driving me insane.
469
00:40:22,583 --> 00:40:25,041
I've never felt like this before.
470
00:40:44,583 --> 00:40:47,666
ENCYCLOPEDIA SALESMAN'S WIFE
AND UNKNOWN MAN
471
00:40:51,041 --> 00:40:52,083
I'll sell this.
472
00:40:53,041 --> 00:40:54,541
It's not that easy.
473
00:40:57,625 --> 00:40:59,666
This is great!
474
00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:02,583
Apologies for the crisp sound
despite being a secret recording.
475
00:41:02,916 --> 00:41:05,166
You're a funny one. I'll take them.
476
00:41:05,250 --> 00:41:08,041
Thank you. You have great taste.
477
00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:10,666
This enough?
478
00:41:11,416 --> 00:41:12,666
You sold them.
479
00:41:13,958 --> 00:41:15,875
I sold them at 3,000 yen each,
60,000 yen total.
480
00:41:16,583 --> 00:41:18,250
This is great!
481
00:41:20,666 --> 00:41:23,208
Hey, man. So you were a salesman?
482
00:41:23,583 --> 00:41:26,500
Yes. How many do you usually sell a day?
483
00:41:26,833 --> 00:41:28,791
Two tapes, on a good day.
484
00:41:29,833 --> 00:41:33,083
Let's hit other shops. Considering costs,
we want to sell 60 a day.
485
00:41:33,166 --> 00:41:34,291
Hey, hold on a sec.
486
00:41:35,583 --> 00:41:36,625
We're partners now?
487
00:41:37,458 --> 00:41:38,416
Is that a problem?
488
00:41:38,916 --> 00:41:41,083
Are you sure you're ready for this world?
489
00:41:44,916 --> 00:41:47,041
I want to sell sexual desire.
490
00:41:54,666 --> 00:41:55,500
What are these?
491
00:41:57,583 --> 00:42:00,500
They're bini-bon,
porn magazines wrapped in plastic.
492
00:42:01,166 --> 00:42:02,166
Bini-bon.
493
00:42:02,666 --> 00:42:07,625
Guys buy them expecting
something great to be hidden inside.
494
00:42:07,833 --> 00:42:09,041
It's a new type of porn mag.
495
00:42:09,750 --> 00:42:12,208
Whoever thought of these is smart.
496
00:42:12,291 --> 00:42:13,583
How many of these sell a month?
497
00:42:13,833 --> 00:42:15,000
Over a million copies.
498
00:42:15,083 --> 00:42:16,083
A million?
499
00:42:16,916 --> 00:42:18,416
Sex sells, man.
500
00:42:20,708 --> 00:42:21,916
Toshi.
501
00:42:23,250 --> 00:42:25,583
-First name basis already?
-Can we get these?
502
00:42:26,791 --> 00:42:27,916
I do have connections.
503
00:42:37,125 --> 00:42:38,916
-Get me Showtime.
-"Showtime"?
504
00:42:48,666 --> 00:42:50,166
There's no turning back now.
505
00:42:54,750 --> 00:42:55,791
I know.
506
00:42:57,166 --> 00:42:58,041
Here I go.
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