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Ahh. The '80s.
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Back then, the economy was booming.
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Everyone wanted a piece of it.
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The clothes were loud and shiny.
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The phones were big and silly.
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And the movie that best
captured all that decadence
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was "Wall Street".
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It was a tale of rich
guys getting richer,
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and no one loved it more
than my uncle Marvin.
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He made it his life mission
to teach us his favorite motto,
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"Greed is good".
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That's right. Cadillac.
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- The "Cadillac of Cars".
- Whoa!
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I'm a real stock broker now
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inspired by the loveable character
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that Michael Douglas plays
in the movie "Wall Street".
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Check out my shoulder
pads. Feel that power.
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- Wow.
- Do you like that?
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So soft, but so commanding.
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I can set you up with
my shoulder pad guy.
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My shoulders have always
been my problem area.
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Then let me teach you the secrets
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of becoming a rich Wall Street titan.
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No, no, no. Do not listen to him.
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You don't even know
what we're talking about!
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Oh, let me guess.
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Cutting corners and stupid
get-rich-quick schemes.
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Wrong!
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We're talking about cutting corners
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and smart
get-rich-quick schemes.
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Barry, whatever this moron
says, do the opposite.
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You really going to do the opposite
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of the guy who has a toe
ring on every single toe?
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Doesn't matter.
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My dad'll never let me play the stocks.
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I already promised him
I'd become a stupid doctor
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so I could help save
people's stupid lives.
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Please.
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You want tacky wood paneling
or classy gold spray paint?
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But Murray says becoming a doctor
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is the smartest decision of my life.
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You sound crazy right now.
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It takes eight years to become a doctor.
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I can make that kind of
cheddar in eight seconds.
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That sounds right.
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Everything sounds right with
your hair slicked back, baby.
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Screw medicine! Screw it!
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I hereby renounce my dreams
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for whatever it is
that got you that suit.
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Exactly!
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What has medicine ever done for anybody?
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You, my son, are ready for these.
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How do I look?
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Rich.
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And a little crazy,
I'm not going to lie.
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Cuckoo!
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? I'm twisted up inside ?
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? But nonetheless, I
feel the need to say ?
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Synced and Corrected by YesCool
www.addic7ed.com
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? I don't know the future ?
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? But the past keeps
getting clearer every day ?
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It was Thanksgiving, 1980-something,
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the day that my universe
would literally change forever.
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"E.T." the video game? Wow!
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Oh, sweet glorious balls!
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It's the commercial
for the new "E.T." game.
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I love you, Atari! You are a god!
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Are girls still a thing
for boys in high school?
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Remember this moment, Pops.
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After today, our lives change forever.
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Different things excite us.
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Adult Adam: As I prepared
for the arrival of "E.T.",
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Erica had just landed home from college.
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Brace yourself, Geoff.
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I don't know which direction
my mom's coming at me,
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but she's coming in hard.
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Huh.
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Schmoopaloo! Oh!
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Where did she come from? I was
looking that exact direction.
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Oh, my baby's finally home from college
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and back in my loving arms.
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- So loving and strong.
- I'm sorry.
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It's just this is the best thing
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that's ever happened
to me in, like, ever.
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Glad to see you're in such a good mood.
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Usually at Thanksgiving, you're
a frazzled, gravy-stained mess.
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Well, not this year.
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The "Bevolution" has begun, baby!
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Bevo-what?
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My journey of change
and personal growth.
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Surely you've heard of
it. It's a very big deal.
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I've been busy with school and
getting into college and stuff.
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Well, this year, Turkey Day
is all about taking it easy.
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So, you're not going to
cook for days without sleep
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and then break down crying
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because your ungrateful
children won't help?
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That me is dead and gone.
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This year, I've invited 50
people over for pot luck.
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I heard Coach is bringing
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his famous protein-packed string beans.
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I have to eat the coach's
food? I'm very depressed now.
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He can bring whatever he wants.
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Yep. It'd be a casual
Thanksgiving for my mom.
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But not for my sister,
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who came home with a
whole lot of baggage.
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Take a break, Geoff. I
really have to talk to you.
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Oh, come on! I've only
been here for two minutes!
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Thanks for ruining my life, Erica!
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Okay, what's happening right now?
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We both know what's
happening. You're dumping me.
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- I knew it.
- What? Why would you think that?
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It's Thanksgiving break.
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It's when people come home from college
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and break up with their
high school sweetheart.
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It's a rite of passage. They
call it the "turkey drop".
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Listen you big idiot, I love you.
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I'm not dumping you.
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Yes! Love wins!
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No, Geoff. Stop unpacking and listen.
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Oh, sorry, yeah. What was
the serious talk about?
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Nothing much. I'm just in
crippling credit-card debt.
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What? Who would give you a credit card?
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- You're completely irresponsible.
- I know!
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I was just walking to class,
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and there was this booth
with this really friendly dude
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who said if I'd fill out this form
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then I would get a credit card
and a really cute beach tote.
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So, what do you owe?
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Nothing to freak out over.
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$3,000?! At 33% interest?!
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I know, pretty good, right?
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Oh, God, no! You are
completely clueless.
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But I love you. Don't break up with me.
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Relax. I have a plan,
but I need your help.
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- Whatever you need.
- Okay.
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You coldly dump me in front of my mom
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and then I run into her
arms crying my eyes out,
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thereby lowering her defenses
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that when I ask for the
money, she has to say "Yes".
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Wait, so we are breaking up?
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- Yes, but not for real.
- But it'll feel real to me.
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I'm too sensitive for this bull crap.
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Seriously, Geoff?
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If you can't be there
for me in a time of need,
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then why are we even together?
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Oh, God, now you're
actually breaking up with me!
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Never mind. I'll just
figure it out on my own.
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On your own, like, as a
single woman, on your own?
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- No! God!
- Wha!
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While my sister was trying to figure out
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how to get out of debt,
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my brother was going to get rich quick
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in my uncle's boiler room.
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Welcome to Wall Street, gentlemen.
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I'm sure that Barry has filled you in
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on the basics of our
little business endeavor.
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He told us we could triple
our money in three days.
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I can't make any promises.
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But what I can do is promise
that it will happen for sure.
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- No question!
- I like those odds. Cough it up, JTP!.
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JTP.
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JTP.
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JTP.
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- Boom!
- Nest egg, baby!
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- 1,000 bucks?!
- My entire inheritance from Aunt Rose.
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What?
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She left me nothing, man.
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I let her take my arm to
walk to the car once...
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Doesn't matter.
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All right. Let's get rich.
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What am I doing, huh? I'm pacing, right?
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Stockbrokers never stand still.
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They're like sharks on cocaine.
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What you want is a dollop of gel.
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This is your phone! Always
scream into your phone!
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It makes you sound scary and important!
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Make sure you can't see fingers at all.
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Fire my secretary! Hire a secretary!
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Well, how was your weekend, Claude?!
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Every hair must be in place,
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because if not, it shows weakness.
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If you're gonna work the floor,
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you got to know the hand signals.
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Buy... Sell...
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Short the stock. Long the stock.
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Shred the evidence.
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I will fight all of you.
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Why'd you let the Feds into my office?
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Call my wife. Tell her that I'm sorry.
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Please don't send me to
jail. I will rat out everyone!
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- Good?
- Whoo!
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Hey, Marvin, is that your
Cadillac in the driveway?
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Saw a couple of hobos
scraping up the gold
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with a pocket knife.
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Get the hell away from the...
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Where are the hobos?
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There are no hobos.
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Whatever harebrained
scheme you're up to,
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I want Barry out of it.
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I am just trying to teach your son
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how to be like Charlie Sheen
from the movie "Wall Street".
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He betrays his father and
goes to prison in that movie.
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Thanks for blowing the ending!
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Barry finally made a good
decision to be a doctor.
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I'm not going to let you ruin it
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with one of your bonehead rackets.
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My "rackets" are not boneheaded.
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Oh, yeah? How about formal pajamas?
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Baby college?
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Powdered yogurt?
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Dogs for dogs?
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Foot mittens?
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Spoons made out of meat?
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Airplanes that just drive?!
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Ground planes was a good idea.
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That's called a bus!
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Clearly, I know what I'm doing
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or else Barry wouldn't trust
me with his life inheritance.
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Lucky for Barry, I don't trust you.
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Ground planes was a good idea.
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As my dad was sabotaging
Barry's new career,
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my sister was about to
work our mom for some cash.
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Did you know there's a
wonderful parade on Thanksgiving?
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Seriously, why have I
been torturing myself
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every year at Thanksgiving
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when it is so much easier to
let Virginia Kremp do everything?
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Bevy, do you have another pan?
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I think we're crowding the carrots.
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You got this, Ginzy.
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I really don't!
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This is the best Thanksgiving ever!
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It's not. Me and Geoff had a fight.
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Ooh, is he going to get it!
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No, no, no. Don't bring it up to him.
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Just take my word for it.
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I can't actually stir the gravy
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and baste the bird at the same time.
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- Can't do it.
- Point is, I could really
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use your love and help right now.
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- Can't do it. Only one woman.
- You name it, Schmoopy.
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Whatever I can do, I'm here for you.
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Maybe...
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Give me $3,000 so I
can pay off my credit-card debt?
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$3,000?!
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Who the hell would
give you a credit card?!
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I know I messed up,
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but you can't be mad,
because my heart still hurts
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from that fight I mentioned earlier.
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- Oh! Oh!
- Mommy, please.
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Rescue your little squishy,
snuggly shmoopie-woopie
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from the mean money man.
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- No way!
- I just picked up a whole pan of hot yams
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- without oven mitts!
- Erica, you spent the money.
254
00:08:03,370 --> 00:08:04,969
That means you got to figure
out a way to pay it back.
255
00:08:05,071 --> 00:08:06,471
But you're supposed to bail me out
256
00:08:06,573 --> 00:08:08,039
and I learn some stupid life lesson
257
00:08:08,108 --> 00:08:09,507
and we both go on our merry ways.
258
00:08:09,609 --> 00:08:11,709
If I bail you out, you'll
never learn a lesson.
259
00:08:11,778 --> 00:08:13,645
Via la Bevolution!
260
00:08:13,713 --> 00:08:16,281
Oh! Oh, sweet buttered corn!
261
00:08:16,383 --> 00:08:18,183
Keep going, Ginzy. I believe in you.
262
00:08:18,218 --> 00:08:20,752
- Beverly, please! Beverly!
- I really hate the Bevolution.
263
00:08:20,854 --> 00:08:22,120
This is your home!
264
00:08:23,990 --> 00:08:25,290
Geoff, stop organizing my tapes.
265
00:08:25,392 --> 00:08:26,491
- Did it work?
- No!
266
00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:29,360
Can you believe my mom
didn't just hand over $3,000?
267
00:08:29,429 --> 00:08:30,762
Maybe I can help. I'm
pretty good with money.
268
00:08:30,831 --> 00:08:32,463
You have money? I need
money. Can I have your money?
269
00:08:32,532 --> 00:08:34,799
Well, it's from my Bar Mitzvah
and it's kind of for college.
270
00:08:34,901 --> 00:08:36,467
It's perfect. I'm in college.
271
00:08:36,536 --> 00:08:39,304
Yeah, I guess I can go
down to the bank with my mom
272
00:08:39,406 --> 00:08:40,638
so she can co-sign
the withdrawal and...
273
00:08:40,707 --> 00:08:43,408
Please. We know that Linda will
be a big jerk and say, "No".
274
00:08:43,510 --> 00:08:45,510
Right. She's the worst! I'll
never forgive her for this!
275
00:08:45,612 --> 00:08:47,512
Are you just agreeing with
me so I don't dump you?
276
00:08:47,581 --> 00:08:49,581
No! Yes! I don't know! I'm
totally freaking out, man.
277
00:08:49,683 --> 00:08:51,216
I just sold out my own mother so fast!
278
00:08:51,284 --> 00:08:53,918
I should be the one freaking
out, Geoff. I'm so screwed.
279
00:08:53,987 --> 00:08:54,919
Well, on the bright side,
280
00:08:54,988 --> 00:08:55,987
at least you didn't sink all your money
281
00:08:56,089 --> 00:08:57,121
into some investment scam like Barry.
282
00:08:57,190 --> 00:08:58,690
Investment scam. What investment scam?
283
00:08:58,758 --> 00:09:01,059
Oh, no! Please don't join your
uncle's illicit "boiler room".
284
00:09:01,127 --> 00:09:02,360
They have a boiler room? Where?
285
00:09:02,429 --> 00:09:04,028
In your basement, next
to the actual boiler.
286
00:09:04,130 --> 00:09:05,096
Sweet!
287
00:09:05,165 --> 00:09:06,598
All I have to do is get a credit card,
288
00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:07,699
take out a cash advance,
289
00:09:07,767 --> 00:09:09,767
and get in on my uncle's
shady get-rich scheme.
290
00:09:09,870 --> 00:09:11,703
Oh! I love you.
291
00:09:13,506 --> 00:09:16,474
All right, JTP minus Geoff.
292
00:09:16,576 --> 00:09:17,709
JTP minus Geoff!
293
00:09:17,811 --> 00:09:20,278
Now that insane riches
shall be showered upon us,
294
00:09:20,380 --> 00:09:23,281
it is crucial we make smart
decisions on how to spend it.
295
00:09:23,383 --> 00:09:25,116
I'm going to do that "Duck Tales" thing
296
00:09:25,218 --> 00:09:27,085
where I dive into a
mountain of gold coins.
297
00:09:27,153 --> 00:09:28,987
I can't decide whether I want a bidet
298
00:09:29,055 --> 00:09:30,788
or a butler who will do bidet stuff.
299
00:09:30,891 --> 00:09:31,856
That's a private decision, bro.
300
00:09:31,958 --> 00:09:33,491
Big news, fellas.
301
00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:36,160
I pooled all of your cash
into this perfect investment.
302
00:09:36,229 --> 00:09:38,897
It's an electronics company,
and they sell computer thingies.
303
00:09:38,999 --> 00:09:40,064
- Score!
- Wall Street!
304
00:09:40,166 --> 00:09:42,200
- Dow Jones!
- I'm not done, yet.
305
00:09:42,269 --> 00:09:46,604
As of this morning, our
stock has gone up 25 points.
306
00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,406
Is that good or terrible?
307
00:09:48,508 --> 00:09:49,607
Tell us how to feel.
308
00:09:49,709 --> 00:09:51,109
We quadrupled our money. We're rich!
309
00:09:51,211 --> 00:09:53,444
We're rich, we're rich, we're rich!
310
00:09:53,546 --> 00:09:54,512
Except for Barry.
311
00:09:54,614 --> 00:09:55,813
Because your dad pulled the check out,
312
00:09:55,916 --> 00:09:57,181
- you get squat.
- What?!
313
00:09:57,284 --> 00:09:59,117
Most of us are rich,
most of us are rich!
314
00:09:59,219 --> 00:10:00,251
This is insane.
315
00:10:00,353 --> 00:10:01,786
How could you just turn your back on me?
316
00:10:01,888 --> 00:10:04,522
I guess 'cause we're
millionaires now and you're not.
317
00:10:04,624 --> 00:10:07,258
Yeah, we just don't have
that much in common anymore,
318
00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:09,727
- you know.
- But this literally just happened.
319
00:10:09,829 --> 00:10:12,297
Chin up, bud. I'm always
going to be your uncle.
320
00:10:12,399 --> 00:10:14,499
I mean, I may not see you as
much now that I'm rich as God
321
00:10:14,601 --> 00:10:16,501
and you're just some
middle-class piece of garbage.
322
00:10:16,603 --> 00:10:18,169
My dad is so dead!
323
00:10:18,271 --> 00:10:19,170
Can you not do that?
324
00:10:19,272 --> 00:10:20,672
We don't scream now that we're rich.
325
00:10:22,776 --> 00:10:24,342
I'm middle class!
326
00:10:29,621 --> 00:10:31,799
After buttering up my mom had failed,
327
00:10:31,963 --> 00:10:34,715
it was time for my sister
to solve the problem herself.
328
00:10:34,750 --> 00:10:36,925
Hi. Are you headed into
First National Bank?
329
00:10:37,027 --> 00:10:38,126
Um, yeah?
330
00:10:38,195 --> 00:10:40,528
Because I can literally
save you tens of seconds
331
00:10:40,597 --> 00:10:42,831
by handling all your
important banking matters
332
00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:44,032
right here at this folding table.
333
00:10:44,101 --> 00:10:46,101
9th National Bank? Is that a thing?
334
00:10:46,169 --> 00:10:47,502
It sure is. We may be ninth,
335
00:10:47,571 --> 00:10:49,738
but we always put our
customers first at this bank.
336
00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:51,406
Not actually a bank, not FDIC insured.
337
00:10:51,475 --> 00:10:53,675
Doesn't matter. I need a credit
card, and I need one fast.
338
00:10:53,744 --> 00:10:55,777
Normally, it takes about two weeks.
339
00:10:55,879 --> 00:10:58,446
But I can see you're not
here for any weird reason.
340
00:10:58,548 --> 00:10:59,948
- Definitely not.
- So what's your name?
341
00:11:00,016 --> 00:11:03,218
It's... uh...
342
00:11:03,286 --> 00:11:05,120
See, people don't
normally pause this much
343
00:11:05,188 --> 00:11:06,788
on the most basic question there is.
344
00:11:06,890 --> 00:11:08,790
It's Beverly. Beverly Goldberg.
345
00:11:08,859 --> 00:11:11,826
Perfect, Beverly. One moment, please.
346
00:11:11,895 --> 00:11:13,194
Hola. Como estas?
347
00:11:13,263 --> 00:11:16,498
Es Juan Calabasas en la
oficina de Jenkintown.
348
00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,166
Una pregunta, por favor.
349
00:11:18,235 --> 00:11:21,069
Es Beverly Goldberg una criminal?
350
00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:24,105
Bueno! Bueno, bueno. Muchas gracias.
351
00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:27,509
Beverly, I have great news.
Your credit is excelente,
352
00:11:27,611 --> 00:11:29,577
so I just need to see a photo ID.
353
00:11:29,646 --> 00:11:33,414
Yeah, um, it's...
354
00:11:35,018 --> 00:11:37,118
- Hurry up, please.
- Oh, there it is.
355
00:11:37,220 --> 00:11:38,820
Well, your thumb is over the first name,
356
00:11:38,922 --> 00:11:40,555
but I can see your
last name is Goldberg,
357
00:11:40,624 --> 00:11:41,990
so let's get you that credit card.
358
00:11:42,092 --> 00:11:43,024
Great! Great!
359
00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:45,560
And I would like to take a cash advance
360
00:11:45,629 --> 00:11:47,262
made out to Erica Goldberg.
361
00:11:47,364 --> 00:11:49,164
Whatever you need, Beverly.
362
00:11:49,266 --> 00:11:50,865
Bueno.
363
00:11:50,967 --> 00:11:52,567
This is it, Dad.
364
00:11:52,669 --> 00:11:54,702
"E.T." the Video Game has landed.
365
00:11:54,771 --> 00:11:56,638
- Go away.
- I knew you'd say that,
366
00:11:56,706 --> 00:11:59,407
which is why I made a yummy
trail of Reese's Pieces
367
00:11:59,509 --> 00:12:01,242
to distract you while I play.
368
00:12:01,311 --> 00:12:02,911
Damn it, you're making me bend down.
369
00:12:02,979 --> 00:12:04,946
But I can't stop!
370
00:12:07,450 --> 00:12:08,817
This was it...
371
00:12:08,919 --> 00:12:11,953
the moment the blockbuster
met a legendary game maker.
372
00:12:12,022 --> 00:12:14,088
Look at these awesome graphics, Lucky.
373
00:12:14,157 --> 00:12:16,324
Classic Atari. Let's do this.
374
00:12:16,426 --> 00:12:18,993
Dude, look at E.T. go... slowly.
375
00:12:19,062 --> 00:12:20,762
He's moving slowly.
376
00:12:20,831 --> 00:12:21,930
Oop, fell in a little pit there.
377
00:12:21,998 --> 00:12:23,464
No big deal. I'll get him out.
378
00:12:23,567 --> 00:12:25,400
Mm. Damn it!
379
00:12:25,502 --> 00:12:26,601
Balls!
380
00:12:26,703 --> 00:12:28,303
Seriously!
381
00:12:28,405 --> 00:12:29,537
Not again!
382
00:12:29,639 --> 00:12:30,972
How is E.T. supposed to get home
383
00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:32,473
if he keeps falling in these pits?
384
00:12:32,576 --> 00:12:34,843
I just died in the pit. E.T. is dead.
385
00:12:34,945 --> 00:12:37,445
Oh! None of this is from the movie!
386
00:12:37,547 --> 00:12:40,181
Father, I've come for
the money you owe me.
387
00:12:40,283 --> 00:12:42,851
I'll take it in thousand
dollar bills. Go!
388
00:12:42,953 --> 00:12:44,118
What's this about?
389
00:12:44,187 --> 00:12:46,754
Marvin's stock went through
the roof and I got jack!
390
00:12:46,823 --> 00:12:48,590
Well, I did not see that coming.
391
00:12:48,692 --> 00:12:51,059
Well, even a broken clock
is right twice a day.
392
00:12:51,127 --> 00:12:53,194
This has nothing to
do with telling time!
393
00:12:53,263 --> 00:12:54,362
Look, I only took your check
394
00:12:54,431 --> 00:12:55,730
'cause I was trying to protect you.
395
00:12:55,832 --> 00:12:57,031
From what?!
396
00:12:57,133 --> 00:12:59,734
Having an amazing life with
a personal sandwich chef
397
00:12:59,803 --> 00:13:01,135
and a top hat made of diamonds?
398
00:13:01,204 --> 00:13:03,872
Trust me, you don't want to
live the crazy life of Marvin.
399
00:13:03,940 --> 00:13:05,773
Oh, your boring old life is so great.
400
00:13:05,876 --> 00:13:07,442
- I got no complaints.
- You should!
401
00:13:07,510 --> 00:13:10,044
All you do is take off
your pants, watch TV,
402
00:13:10,146 --> 00:13:11,846
and raise a bunch of
ungrateful, awful kids.
403
00:13:11,948 --> 00:13:13,748
You're one of those ungrateful kids.
404
00:13:13,850 --> 00:13:15,683
You're insulting yourself, you moron!
405
00:13:15,752 --> 00:13:20,688
Point is, last thing I want is
some pathetic life like yours.
406
00:13:20,790 --> 00:13:22,790
So that's how you feel.
407
00:13:22,859 --> 00:13:25,493
Fine. Here.
408
00:13:25,595 --> 00:13:26,694
Take it.
409
00:13:26,796 --> 00:13:28,830
And to think I was gonna buy the Eagles
410
00:13:28,932 --> 00:13:31,099
and let you kick a
field goal every game.
411
00:13:31,167 --> 00:13:32,734
Make me rich!
412
00:13:32,802 --> 00:13:35,403
Big Tasty's back in, baby!
Hope it's not too late.
413
00:13:35,472 --> 00:13:36,938
So you don't make $100 million,
414
00:13:37,007 --> 00:13:38,606
you make $50, does it even matter?
415
00:13:38,708 --> 00:13:39,908
It does not!
416
00:13:40,010 --> 00:13:42,410
Make me rich! That is $500.
417
00:13:42,479 --> 00:13:44,646
Can you turn that into
$3,000 in, like, 5 hours?
418
00:13:44,714 --> 00:13:46,180
Sure. If there's anything
I know about stocks,
419
00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:47,615
it's that they're
always going up, right?
420
00:13:47,684 --> 00:13:49,350
Um, I don't think you
understand the basics
421
00:13:49,419 --> 00:13:50,785
- of how the economyworks.
- Bup-bup!
422
00:13:50,854 --> 00:13:52,820
So what's this awesome company
that we're investing in?
423
00:13:52,889 --> 00:13:55,089
They sell these electronic
computer thingies.
424
00:13:55,191 --> 00:13:56,658
And what exactly are the "thingies"?
425
00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:58,259
They're called Ataris,
426
00:13:58,361 --> 00:14:00,828
and that's Japanese for "sure thing".
427
00:14:00,897 --> 00:14:03,531
Yeah, hello, buy all the Atari stock.
428
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:05,300
Do it! Thank you, Jessica.
429
00:14:05,402 --> 00:14:07,869
Atari? Why does that sound so familiar?
430
00:14:07,938 --> 00:14:11,506
And in financial news,
Atari stock has taken a hit
431
00:14:11,574 --> 00:14:14,309
due to weak sales of
it's "E.T." video game.
432
00:14:14,377 --> 00:14:15,944
This is not good.
433
00:14:16,012 --> 00:14:18,546
Legend says they're burying all
the unsold copies in the desert.
434
00:14:18,648 --> 00:14:21,449
Why didn't you tell us
about that game, nerd?
435
00:14:21,551 --> 00:14:23,885
It is literally all
I've been talking about!
436
00:14:23,954 --> 00:14:25,620
You know we don't listen when you speak.
437
00:14:25,689 --> 00:14:27,689
She's right. This is all your fault.
438
00:14:27,757 --> 00:14:30,258
- Get him!
- Now I owe even more money.
439
00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:31,793
How could you let me do this, Geoff?
440
00:14:31,895 --> 00:14:34,028
Me?! All I wanted was to stay together,
441
00:14:34,130 --> 00:14:34,896
but what's the point?
442
00:14:34,998 --> 00:14:35,897
Your credit's in the crapper.
443
00:14:35,999 --> 00:14:37,131
Now we'll never afford a starter home.
444
00:14:37,233 --> 00:14:38,533
Starter home?
445
00:14:38,601 --> 00:14:40,735
I thought we were going to live
in the city for a few years.
446
00:14:40,804 --> 00:14:42,904
You know, mattress on the floor
like young starving artists.
447
00:14:43,006 --> 00:14:44,238
We can't even afford a bed frame?
448
00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:45,306
That's no life!
449
00:14:45,408 --> 00:14:46,274
I'm going to be an ophthalmologist.
450
00:14:46,376 --> 00:14:47,575
I need a good night's sleep.
451
00:14:47,677 --> 00:14:49,477
Oh, so you're just going
to put your work above me?
452
00:14:49,579 --> 00:14:51,212
Your head is always at
the office, Geoffrey.
453
00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:53,481
Why are you making me choose?!
I put in the hours for you!
454
00:14:53,583 --> 00:14:55,483
Hey, he's right, Erica. He works hard.
455
00:14:55,585 --> 00:14:56,417
Get off his back.
456
00:14:56,486 --> 00:14:57,719
Do not side with him.
457
00:14:57,787 --> 00:15:00,488
Because of you, I had to
take out a Mexican credit card
458
00:15:00,557 --> 00:15:01,456
in my mom's name.
459
00:15:01,558 --> 00:15:04,025
- You did what?!
- Mom! Hi!
460
00:15:04,127 --> 00:15:05,293
Before you get mad,
461
00:15:05,395 --> 00:15:06,794
just remember that the
new Beverly is super chill
462
00:15:06,863 --> 00:15:08,496
and doesn't mix in
when her kids screw up.
463
00:15:08,598 --> 00:15:12,133
Oh, you mixed me right in
when you stole my identity!
464
00:15:12,235 --> 00:15:13,735
That's only because my dopey uncle
465
00:15:13,837 --> 00:15:16,170
promised me riches in a
fast and unrealistic way.
466
00:15:16,272 --> 00:15:18,339
How dare you disparage my good name.
467
00:15:18,441 --> 00:15:19,674
I run a reputable boiler room
468
00:15:19,776 --> 00:15:21,476
in the basement with
a teenage clientele.
469
00:15:21,578 --> 00:15:23,644
You know what? I don't have
to explain myself to you.
470
00:15:23,747 --> 00:15:24,545
I am so out of here!
471
00:15:24,647 --> 00:15:27,215
No! No! Nobody leaves!
472
00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:29,951
It is Thanks-[bleep]-giving!
473
00:15:30,053 --> 00:15:31,753
Hi.
474
00:15:31,855 --> 00:15:33,454
Things sounded kind of tense in here,
475
00:15:33,556 --> 00:15:35,123
so we figured we'd wait it out.
476
00:15:37,175 --> 00:15:39,919
Our potluck Thanksgiving
had finally arrived.
477
00:15:40,078 --> 00:15:41,591
And in true Goldberg tradition,
478
00:15:41,736 --> 00:15:43,451
it was not off to a great start.
479
00:15:43,553 --> 00:15:45,053
Yoo-hoo!
480
00:15:45,155 --> 00:15:46,588
Why don't we go around the table
481
00:15:46,656 --> 00:15:48,890
and everyone say one thing
that you're thankful for.
482
00:15:48,959 --> 00:15:51,860
Can someone send some
turkey to the foyer?
483
00:15:51,928 --> 00:15:55,029
I'm thankful my daughter
hasn't changed at all
484
00:15:55,098 --> 00:15:56,264
since going to college.
485
00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:58,366
She's still the same
as she's always been.
486
00:15:58,468 --> 00:15:59,300
Aww!
487
00:15:59,369 --> 00:16:00,835
Shady and selfish.
488
00:16:00,904 --> 00:16:03,571
Shellfish?! We're having shellfish?!
489
00:16:03,673 --> 00:16:05,507
What kind of Thanksgiving is this?
490
00:16:05,575 --> 00:16:08,143
Well, I'm thankful for
my mom, who abandoned me,
491
00:16:08,211 --> 00:16:10,512
which is why I went
to my ridiculous uncle.
492
00:16:10,614 --> 00:16:12,347
Well, I'm thankful for Murray,
493
00:16:12,415 --> 00:16:14,415
who taught his kids to disrespect me
494
00:16:14,518 --> 00:16:15,583
as much as he does!
495
00:16:15,652 --> 00:16:18,319
Well, I am thankful
for my moron brother,
496
00:16:18,388 --> 00:16:21,589
who derailed my son's
future in less than 12 hours!
497
00:16:21,658 --> 00:16:22,891
Please don't turn this fun tradition
498
00:16:22,993 --> 00:16:24,159
into something ugly and spiteful.
499
00:16:24,261 --> 00:16:25,894
Well, I'm thankful for my father,
500
00:16:25,996 --> 00:16:28,096
who wants me to be lame
and boring like him.
501
00:16:28,165 --> 00:16:30,865
- Please!
- And I'm thankful for my idiot son,
502
00:16:30,967 --> 00:16:32,400
who insults me to my core
503
00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:34,202
even though I'm just trying to help him.
504
00:16:34,271 --> 00:16:35,937
And I'm thankful... Shut up!!
505
00:16:36,006 --> 00:16:38,806
Did you really think I was not
going to find out about that?
506
00:16:42,345 --> 00:16:45,313
Oh, no, the giant man
is eating all the turkey!
507
00:16:45,415 --> 00:16:46,881
It never even got to me!
508
00:16:46,983 --> 00:16:48,416
This is why I don't invite you anywhere!
509
00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:51,019
You know I need a
constant stream of protein!
510
00:16:51,121 --> 00:16:53,021
Somebody say something nice now!
511
00:16:53,123 --> 00:16:54,189
Happy Thanks...
512
00:16:54,291 --> 00:16:56,357
Go around the back.
513
00:16:56,426 --> 00:16:58,126
Something's blocking the door.
514
00:16:58,228 --> 00:17:01,362
It's me! Go around!
515
00:17:01,431 --> 00:17:03,398
There, in the clatter
of everybody arguing,
516
00:17:03,466 --> 00:17:05,033
my family started to realize
517
00:17:05,101 --> 00:17:09,204
perhaps they had forgotten
the things that matter most.
518
00:17:09,272 --> 00:17:12,707
Lucky for my sister, not
everyone did that day.
519
00:17:12,809 --> 00:17:14,008
Geoff, what is this?
520
00:17:14,077 --> 00:17:15,343
My Bar Mitzvah money.
521
00:17:15,412 --> 00:17:17,779
It should be enough
to pay your mom back.
522
00:17:17,881 --> 00:17:19,380
Wow, you'd do that for me?
523
00:17:19,449 --> 00:17:20,682
Of course.
524
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:22,684
Erica, I want to take care of
you for the rest of our lives.
525
00:17:22,786 --> 00:17:24,919
And I want to take care of you.
526
00:17:25,021 --> 00:17:26,654
Which is why I can't take this.
527
00:17:26,723 --> 00:17:27,922
Seriously?
528
00:17:27,991 --> 00:17:30,258
I'm not going to have
someone bail me out again.
529
00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:31,926
It's up to me to fix it.
530
00:17:31,995 --> 00:17:35,830
I mean, if my mom can become
a better person, then so can I.
531
00:17:35,932 --> 00:17:38,833
Wow. That's really responsible
532
00:17:38,902 --> 00:17:40,835
and kind of strange to hear
coming out of your mouth.
533
00:17:40,904 --> 00:17:42,503
But I like it.
534
00:17:42,606 --> 00:17:44,906
Yeah, I do, too.
535
00:17:47,277 --> 00:17:48,676
For the record,
536
00:17:48,745 --> 00:17:51,346
I'd do the whole mattress
on the floor thing for you.
537
00:17:51,414 --> 00:17:54,849
For the record, I'm never
breaking up with you.
538
00:17:54,918 --> 00:17:57,919
? And I think it's gonna
be a long, long time ?
539
00:17:57,988 --> 00:18:02,357
That day, Erica realized it
was time to stand on her own.
540
00:18:02,459 --> 00:18:03,958
And after everything,
541
00:18:04,060 --> 00:18:08,329
my dad was ready to step
up to lend Marvin a hand.
542
00:18:08,431 --> 00:18:09,964
Hey.
543
00:18:10,066 --> 00:18:11,666
I took a hit on my stock,
544
00:18:11,735 --> 00:18:14,002
so I figured I'd pawn my hub cabs.
545
00:18:14,104 --> 00:18:15,803
? Rocket man, burning out
his fuse up here alone ?
546
00:18:15,905 --> 00:18:17,405
Don't. Here.
547
00:18:21,044 --> 00:18:23,077
What, do you want to play the market?
548
00:18:23,179 --> 00:18:24,112
Keep it.
549
00:18:24,180 --> 00:18:26,114
Happy Thanksgiving.
550
00:18:26,216 --> 00:18:27,782
Mur-Man...
551
00:18:27,884 --> 00:18:29,951
oh, thank you!
552
00:18:30,053 --> 00:18:32,320
Oh, thank you so much! Thank you.
553
00:18:32,422 --> 00:18:35,256
In that moment, my brother
saw that the best life
554
00:18:35,325 --> 00:18:38,559
wasn't necessarily the flashiest life.
555
00:18:38,662 --> 00:18:40,528
Whoa.
556
00:18:40,630 --> 00:18:43,298
Did you just bail out Uncle Marvin?
557
00:18:43,366 --> 00:18:46,801
Yeah, he's family. It's what we do.
558
00:18:46,903 --> 00:18:49,203
Well, I don't want to be the guy
559
00:18:49,306 --> 00:18:51,572
who you always have to bail out.
560
00:18:51,675 --> 00:18:53,508
Who do you want to be?
561
00:18:53,576 --> 00:18:54,742
You.
562
00:18:54,844 --> 00:18:58,346
? Till touch down brings
me round again to find ?
563
00:18:58,448 --> 00:19:01,582
? I'm not the man they
think I am at home ?
564
00:19:01,685 --> 00:19:03,885
? Oh, no, no, no ?
565
00:19:03,953 --> 00:19:07,288
I think this belongs to you.
566
00:19:07,390 --> 00:19:09,691
"9th National Bank".
567
00:19:09,793 --> 00:19:12,126
You should cut it up, like, immediately.
568
00:19:12,195 --> 00:19:13,494
Well, that would be a start.
569
00:19:13,596 --> 00:19:14,829
I know.
570
00:19:14,898 --> 00:19:17,332
Which is why I'm going to take
a work-study to pay you back.
571
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:20,068
And I'm sure it'll take a long
time for you to forgive me,
572
00:19:20,170 --> 00:19:21,336
but I promise...
573
00:19:21,438 --> 00:19:22,837
I forgive you.
574
00:19:22,939 --> 00:19:24,005
Really?
575
00:19:24,107 --> 00:19:25,873
I know what I said.
576
00:19:25,975 --> 00:19:27,775
The thing is,
577
00:19:27,844 --> 00:19:30,478
I'm always going to want
to swoop in and save you.
578
00:19:30,547 --> 00:19:32,146
But I think we both know, in the end,
579
00:19:32,215 --> 00:19:33,548
it doesn't help either of us.
580
00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:35,783
I'm proud of you, Mom.
581
00:19:35,885 --> 00:19:38,186
You're really trying to change.
582
00:19:38,288 --> 00:19:39,954
Kind of makes me want to change, too.
583
00:19:40,023 --> 00:19:41,989
You know, this whole
thing has made me think
584
00:19:42,058 --> 00:19:43,958
maybe there are some
things in this family
585
00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:45,460
that should never be touched.
586
00:19:45,562 --> 00:19:46,861
Like what?
587
00:19:46,963 --> 00:19:49,397
? And I think it's gonna
be a long long time ?
588
00:19:49,499 --> 00:19:52,567
And so, we went back to
our usual Thanksgiving.
589
00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:55,937
When I think back to my family
sitting around that table,
590
00:19:56,039 --> 00:19:58,539
everyone together
happy and healthy...
591
00:19:58,641 --> 00:20:03,077
those were the best times of my life.
592
00:20:03,179 --> 00:20:05,113
Truth is, I couldn't see it then,
593
00:20:05,215 --> 00:20:08,783
but those are the richest
memories I'm most thankful for.
594
00:20:13,723 --> 00:20:16,306
_
595
00:20:20,067 --> 00:20:22,331
_
596
00:20:22,665 --> 00:20:23,965
Yeah!
597
00:20:25,008 --> 00:20:27,480
Oh, hello, Miss Goldberg.
Back for another credit card?
598
00:20:27,545 --> 00:20:30,155
Perhaps a small business loan?
I know you're good for it.
599
00:20:30,190 --> 00:20:31,605
Cut the crap. You and I both know
600
00:20:31,707 --> 00:20:34,074
that I'm not Beverly and
you're not a legit bank.
601
00:20:34,176 --> 00:20:36,910
- Cancel this account.
- Of course. I'd be delighted to.
602
00:20:37,012 --> 00:20:38,879
Ohh. Little snaff here.
603
00:20:38,981 --> 00:20:41,181
Uh, you opened this with 9th National.
604
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:43,250
As you can see, that's not us.
605
00:20:43,352 --> 00:20:45,052
Do what she says now!
606
00:20:45,154 --> 00:20:46,386
Mom, I thought you said
607
00:20:46,488 --> 00:20:48,655
that you weren't gonna
swoop in and save me anymore.
608
00:20:48,757 --> 00:20:50,824
I know. But Mama's name is on that card,
609
00:20:50,926 --> 00:20:53,026
so Mama's gonna take this one last ride.
610
00:20:53,128 --> 00:20:55,529
Okay, I can see that you mean business.
611
00:20:55,631 --> 00:20:58,398
And, unfortunately, mine is closed!
612
00:20:58,399 --> 00:21:03,100
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