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Latka, nice threads.
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Oh? Thank you
very much.
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You like?
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You can keep.
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Hey, Latka, how come
you're so dressed up?
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Well, because my mother
is visiting today
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from the old country.
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Oh! Hey!
Oh! Hey!
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You must really be excited.
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When does her plane land?
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Right at the end of flight.
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Good, good, very good.
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She coming today
from the airport.
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She coming right here.
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Louie give me rest of day off
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so I could show her
around the Big Banana.
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Latka, I think you mean
The Big Apple.
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Oh, that, too.
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Latka, three cabs just
came in that need repairs.
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What are you doing in
these glad rags?
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Because you said
I could have the day off.
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Forget it, I got a garage
to run here.
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Yeah, but, Louie, you promised.
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Right, I promised,
now I'm breaking my promise.
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Get back to work.
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You are a nasty man.
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I'm not nasty.
A lot of guys
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wouldn't have given
you the day off
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in the first place.
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Go on, go on.
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Hey, come on, Louie.
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His mother's coming
to visit him.
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I'm not doing this
because I enjoy it.
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I do enjoy it,
but that's not the reason.
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Now get back to work!
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( speaking native language )
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I'll pretend
I didn't hear that.
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Hey, Latka.
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Very sorry about this.
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Is there anything
I can do to help?
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Yes.
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When my mama comes,
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you could take her
to Mario's for eat.
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I will come later.
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Oh. I, uh... I just got
off a 14-hour shift,
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and I-I thought I'd just go home
and try to get some sleep.
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Please, please, Alex.
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Poor little Mama,
she want to see America
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before she die.
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Latka, I'm sorry, I'd like to
help, but I'm really very tired.
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I mean, uh... Hey, wait
a minute, wait a minute.
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It's Tony's day off today.
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Hey, Tony, can I
ask you a question?
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Sure.
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Please.
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Mama, my mama!
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Oh, Latka.
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( speaking native language )
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What did you want
to ask me, Alex?
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Huh?
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Oh, how you doing?
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Good.
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Yeah, it was nice
talking to you.
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I think I got a date
for breakfast.
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What are you
going to have?
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Well, something
American.
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What have you?
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Uh, pizza, spaghetti, chili...
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and the special
of the day is chop suey.
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Yes.
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Why don't you bring us
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a couple of hamburgers, Tommy?
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Coming right up.
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So, Mrs. Gravas, when did
you get into New York?
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This morning.
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Have seen nothing.
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Hear much about
New York City.
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Oh?Many things want to see.
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Yeah? Like what?
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Oh, garbage strike,
blackout, urban blight.
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I'll find out when
the next tour is.
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Oh, also want to see
Yankee Dog Stadium.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, you shouldn't miss that.
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You know, you talk
very good English.
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You, too.
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I learn English
from phrase book.
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Well, you learned
your phrases very well.
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Oh, you're welcome.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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You're welcome from me, too.
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Oh, try this.
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No thirsty.
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Mrs. Gravas, I, um, I hope
this isn't too personal,
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but, uh, you know,
I was really very surprised
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to see how young you are.
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Oh, my, my, you're welcome.
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I marry Latka's father when 15.
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He killed two years later.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Oh, you're welcome.
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He die in struggle
for liberty and freedom.
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Oh, he was a freedom fighter
shot by police?
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No, he was a police
shot by freedom fighter.
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I, uh, I just can't believe
that you never remarried.
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I mean, you really are a very,
uh, attractive woman.
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( chuckling )
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And you're a very nice man,
Mr. Reiger.
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( chuckling )
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Well, thank you, Mrs. Gravas.
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I am Greta.
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Okay, I'm Alex.
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Like Alexander?
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Right.
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( cracking up )
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( laughing uneasily )
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What?
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In my country, Alexander mean...
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...one who makes nik-nik
during harvest.
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Well, that's me all right.
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And, uh, what does Greta mean?
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Oh, means pretty.
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It fits.
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And yours fits, too.
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It's not even harvest. Ha, ha.
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Hi, everybody.
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Hi, Latka.
Hi.
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How are you, Mama?
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Mmm.
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( speakingnative language )
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Mm. I can only
stay a minute
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because many cabs
are broke.
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Oh, Alex...
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this is for you--
two tickets to Rockettes.
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Mm.
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I was going to take Mama,
but, uh, so busy.
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Rockets?
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Oh, no, no, no.
Eh...
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( speaking native language )
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( humming cancan music )
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So you use them, Alex.
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Well, thank you
very much, Latka.
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Right. You can take girlfriend.
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What about your mother?
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She don't have a girlfriend.
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So tell me, Mama,
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how is Grishmel?
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( speaking native language )
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Oh, eh... and how is Triska?
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( speaking native language )
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Oh...
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( speaking native language )
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Eh, how is Schmopsy?
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Schmopsy cookypoots.
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( speaking native language )
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Oh.
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( speaking native language )
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How is Lurgid?
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( speaking native language )
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Oh!
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It's always nice to get
the news from home.
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How come every time
I get an apple
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out of the machine,
it's old and mushy?
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Don't they ever put any
new apples in this machine?
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Uh, yeah, they put new apples
in that machine,
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uh, but in order to get
to the new apples,
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you have to eat
the old apples first,
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be-because the old
apples are so old,
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very few people
eat them.
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So, by the time you get
to the new apples,
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they're old apples.
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So then all we gotta do
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is eat more apples.
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We'll eat right
through the old ones
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and get to the new ones.
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Except that
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if we all start
to eat the old apples,
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the apple man
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will think we like old apples
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and he'll never put
any new apples in the machine.
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So then how do we get
new apples, John?
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We can't.
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ALEX:
Hi.
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BOBBY:
Hey, Alex.
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How did your date go
with Latka's mama?
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It wasn't a date.
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Latka had these tickets
to a show,
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so I went and, uh, she went.
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It was sort of like,
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you know, uh, two people
being at the same place
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at the same time, uh,
together. That's all.
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Well, whatever it was,
how did it go?
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Fine, just fine.
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She sure is attractive.
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Who?
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Oh, Mrs. Gravas? Yeah.
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Gee, imagine
having a mother
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who's that
good-looking.
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You guys
talking about me?
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You?
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Yeah, my mom's good-looking.
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Very handsome
figure of a woman.
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If she'd just stop wearing those
black dresses all the time...
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shed a few pounds...
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get rid of the wart
and the mustache.
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Hi, guys.
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Hi.Hey.
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Hey, uh, Elaine,
you got a minute?
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Sure.
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Um, I want, I want
to ask you something.
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I, um...
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Elaine, listen.
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What would, uh...
what would you think of a guy
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who, uh...
kind of got friendly
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with the mother
of a buddy of his?
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Oh, that depends
how friendly.
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Shockingly friendly.
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Offhand, I'd say it was a
pretty crummy thing to do.
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No, no, wait,
now listen, um...
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What if, what if the
guy didn't plan it?
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You know what I mean? What if
it just sort of happened?
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In fact, what if the
mother, well, uh...
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forced herself on the guy?
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Forced herself?Yeah.
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I mean, what'd she do, like
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throw him down and pin him
to the floor?
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Kind of, yeah.
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Elaine, listen, uh...
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I'm talking about me
and Latka's mother.
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Latka's mother?!
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Uh... yeah. She flew in
yesterday from the old country.
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Just for that?
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Huh? No, no, no.
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She flew in to see Latka.
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Wow! You and
Latka's mother!
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Please.How old is she?
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About six-foot-three.
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Look, she-she happens to be
a very attractive woman.
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Look, Latka gave us
tickets to a show.
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We went to the
Radio City Music Hall,
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and afterwards out
for a bite to eat
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and she wanted to come up
to my place for a drink.
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Well, look,Oh, now...
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no, I had no idea
what was gonna happen.
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I mean, I don't think
she did either.
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Just one of those things,
you know what I mean?
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You mean,
you actually...
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Elaine, I couldn't help it.
I really couldn't help it.
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After we were alone for a while,
she turned into an animal.
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A great one.
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She started to rip my shirt.
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She ripped my raincoat.
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Latka's mother?!
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Quiet, will you?
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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Look, there-there's no reason
for you to feel guilty.
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I don't, but it just
bothers me that
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if Latka found out about it,
it would really hurt him.
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Oh, well, that's simple.
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If I were you, I'd just make
sure he never finds out.
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Hmm.
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LATKA:
Alex?
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00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:16,234
Alex Reiger?
265
00:12:20,734 --> 00:12:23,033
If I were you,
I'd think of
something else.
266
00:12:27,367 --> 00:12:28,767
Um...
267
00:12:28,801 --> 00:12:34,067
Alex, I must talk
to you man-to-face.
268
00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:35,100
Yes.
269
00:12:36,834 --> 00:12:38,467
Yes, Latka.
270
00:12:38,501 --> 00:12:42,033
Last night, Mama
come home very late.
271
00:12:42,067 --> 00:12:43,701
Yes, I-I know. I know.
272
00:12:43,734 --> 00:12:45,934
And I ask her
where she been.
273
00:12:45,968 --> 00:12:47,834
She did not
want to tell me,
274
00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:49,267
but I make her.
275
00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:51,234
She told you everything?
276
00:12:51,267 --> 00:12:53,100
Everything.
277
00:12:53,133 --> 00:12:55,901
Oh, listen, Latka,
please, I can explain.
278
00:12:55,934 --> 00:12:59,267
You don't need
to explain... Daddy.
279
00:13:08,801 --> 00:13:10,834
I think we really have
to talk about this, Latka.
280
00:13:10,868 --> 00:13:13,200
You know, Alex,
if there was anyone
281
00:13:13,234 --> 00:13:15,133
in the world for me
to choose for my father,
282
00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:16,133
I would choose you.
283
00:13:16,167 --> 00:13:18,400
Oh, well, that's
really very nice.
284
00:13:18,434 --> 00:13:21,334
Latka, come over here
and pick up your work order.
285
00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:23,067
Okay, coming, Louie.
286
00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:24,100
See you later, Papa.
287
00:13:27,701 --> 00:13:30,934
Hey, Alex, you and Latka's
mother getting serious?
288
00:13:30,968 --> 00:13:32,334
Of course not.
289
00:13:32,367 --> 00:13:34,968
Hello, Alexander.
290
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,033
It's not what
you're thinking.
291
00:13:40,067 --> 00:13:42,067
No, it's probably
a lot better.
292
00:13:43,834 --> 00:13:45,934
Uh, You guys got
something better to do?
293
00:13:45,968 --> 00:13:46,601
No.
294
00:13:46,634 --> 00:13:47,734
Then do it!
295
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:53,300
We are going to be
so happy together.
296
00:13:53,334 --> 00:13:57,467
Mama cook, Alex read paper,
I mow the lawn, oh...
297
00:13:57,501 --> 00:14:01,033
( speaking native language )
298
00:14:01,067 --> 00:14:02,300
Can I have a puppy?
299
00:14:02,334 --> 00:14:04,968
Latka, what
you speak?
300
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:05,968
I no marry Alex.
301
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:06,968
No, no, no,
of course not.
302
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,968
Look, Latka, your mother's
is a wonderful woman,
303
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,834
but I... I don't
want to marry her.
304
00:14:10,868 --> 00:14:14,767
What! No marry?
305
00:14:14,801 --> 00:14:18,200
No, ( speakingnative language )
306
00:14:18,234 --> 00:14:22,467
But, Mama, if you play
nik-nik with Alex,
307
00:14:22,501 --> 00:14:24,801
then you must marry.
308
00:14:24,834 --> 00:14:27,667
It's the only way
to save the family honor.
309
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:29,501
Oh, goat droppings.
310
00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:33,868
No marry.
311
00:14:33,901 --> 00:14:35,901
No goat
droppings.
312
00:14:35,934 --> 00:14:36,968
You... you must.
313
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:37,868
No.
314
00:14:37,901 --> 00:14:38,701
Yes.
315
00:14:38,734 --> 00:14:39,567
No.
316
00:14:39,601 --> 00:14:42,767
If you don't
marry Alex,
317
00:14:42,801 --> 00:14:46,234
then you're...
you're a kakbort.
318
00:14:48,033 --> 00:14:49,167
Mama!
319
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,200
Latka, ( speakingnative language )
320
00:14:54,801 --> 00:14:58,701
( speaking native language )
321
00:15:05,601 --> 00:15:07,734
( continues speakingnative language )
322
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,868
I'm sorry, Mama.
323
00:15:26,901 --> 00:15:29,200
Ooh... ( speakingnative language )
324
00:15:29,234 --> 00:15:31,801
It's okay, Alex.
325
00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:33,701
Oh, uh, what did you tell him?
326
00:15:33,734 --> 00:15:35,868
She told me how
lonely she'd been
327
00:15:35,901 --> 00:15:37,801
since father died
328
00:15:37,834 --> 00:15:39,400
and I forgive her.
329
00:15:39,434 --> 00:15:41,968
Hey, that's terrific, Latka.
330
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,200
But you, Mr. Reiger,
331
00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:46,734
you, I never forgive.
332
00:15:46,767 --> 00:15:49,801
We are no longer friends.
333
00:15:51,467 --> 00:15:53,000
Sorry, Alex.
334
00:15:53,033 --> 00:15:54,734
Latka...
Latka, Latka.
335
00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:09,300
Look!
336
00:16:09,334 --> 00:16:12,367
I don't know what's exactly
going on here, Reiger,
337
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,667
and I don't want
to make a judgment
338
00:16:14,701 --> 00:16:17,133
about who's right
and who's wrong.
339
00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:19,534
But I just want you
to remember one thing:
340
00:16:19,567 --> 00:16:22,100
My mother's
off-limits.
341
00:17:16,834 --> 00:17:18,801
Hello, Latka.
342
00:17:18,834 --> 00:17:19,834
Hello.
343
00:17:21,033 --> 00:17:23,667
I was looking
all over for you.
344
00:17:23,701 --> 00:17:24,968
That so?
345
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:28,834
How you doing?
346
00:17:28,868 --> 00:17:30,701
What's it to me?
347
00:17:35,167 --> 00:17:36,234
Can I sit down?
348
00:17:36,267 --> 00:17:37,767
Free country.
349
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:43,834
Latka, I think
we have to talk.
350
00:17:43,868 --> 00:17:45,701
I know what you're
going to say.
351
00:17:45,734 --> 00:17:47,801
( speaking native language )
352
00:17:50,968 --> 00:17:54,267
I wanted to say that, um...
353
00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:55,634
I'm deeply sorry
354
00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:57,267
that you were hurt
by what happened
355
00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:58,501
between your mother and me.
356
00:17:58,534 --> 00:17:59,868
I knew it.
357
00:18:01,534 --> 00:18:04,434
Look, Latka, what your mother
and I did was indiscreet.
358
00:18:04,467 --> 00:18:08,567
You mean,
not even indoors?
359
00:18:08,601 --> 00:18:10,033
No, no, no, no, no.
360
00:18:10,067 --> 00:18:15,033
Latka, look, what
I'm trying to say is
361
00:18:15,067 --> 00:18:17,033
that I know through your eyes
362
00:18:17,067 --> 00:18:19,701
what happened between
your mother and me was wrong.
363
00:18:19,734 --> 00:18:20,901
But what happened between
364
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:24,200
a woman by the name of Greta
Gravas and me was not wrong.
365
00:18:31,234 --> 00:18:32,234
May I?
366
00:18:36,434 --> 00:18:39,601
( grunting )
367
00:18:39,634 --> 00:18:40,901
What is that?
368
00:18:40,934 --> 00:18:42,567
Brefinish. I make myself.
369
00:18:42,601 --> 00:18:47,100
Make a good anti-freeze,
let me tell you.
370
00:18:47,133 --> 00:18:49,167
No, eats... eats the pipes.
371
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,901
Oh!
372
00:18:52,767 --> 00:18:55,367
Look, Latka, Latka,
what do you say...
373
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,934
What do you say
we just shake hands, okay?
374
00:18:56,968 --> 00:18:58,300
Okay.
375
00:18:58,334 --> 00:18:59,767
Then we're
friends again?
376
00:18:59,801 --> 00:19:02,634
No, no, not friends.
377
00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:04,567
We just shook hands,
that makes us friends,
378
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:05,567
doesn't it?
379
00:19:05,601 --> 00:19:06,968
Not in my country.
380
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,434
Only one thing means
friendship between two men--
381
00:19:09,467 --> 00:19:11,801
when they do this
to each other.
382
00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:17,167
I guess that seems
383
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:20,033
a lot friendlier
than shaking hands.
384
00:19:20,067 --> 00:19:22,100
Latka, why can't
you forgive me?
385
00:19:22,133 --> 00:19:24,701
Because you have shamed
the name of Gravas.
386
00:19:24,734 --> 00:19:26,767
Was it that bad?
387
00:19:26,801 --> 00:19:28,367
Look, why you do this?
388
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,334
I would not do it
to your mother.
389
00:19:30,367 --> 00:19:31,868
My mother's 67 years old.
390
00:19:31,901 --> 00:19:35,501
Then not do for sure.
391
00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:39,534
Latka, look, I like you.
392
00:19:39,567 --> 00:19:41,467
I... to be friends
with you again.
393
00:19:41,501 --> 00:19:43,501
Well, I like you,
too, Alex,
394
00:19:43,534 --> 00:19:45,200
but we can never
be friends.
395
00:19:45,234 --> 00:19:46,367
What are you
talking about?
396
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:47,434
We work in the same place.
397
00:19:47,467 --> 00:19:48,601
We see each other every day.
398
00:19:48,634 --> 00:19:50,133
Come on, you'll
get over this.
399
00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:51,934
Of course we can
be friends again.
400
00:19:51,968 --> 00:19:53,801
No.
401
00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:57,467
You mean to say that we'll
never go to breakfast
402
00:19:57,501 --> 00:19:58,734
with each other ever again?
403
00:19:58,767 --> 00:20:00,400
Never.
404
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:05,334
We'll never be able to play
poker together ever again?
405
00:20:05,367 --> 00:20:07,901
Never.
406
00:20:07,934 --> 00:20:10,634
You'll never come
to my house
407
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:11,901
to watch football?
408
00:20:11,934 --> 00:20:13,234
No, never.
409
00:20:13,267 --> 00:20:14,567
( sniffling )
410
00:20:14,601 --> 00:20:16,868
Not even when the Dallas
cheerleaders are on?
411
00:20:16,901 --> 00:20:19,667
( sobbing )
412
00:20:21,434 --> 00:20:24,801
I sorry, Alex,
we cannot be friends.
413
00:20:24,834 --> 00:20:26,934
It's a question of honor.
414
00:20:26,968 --> 00:20:29,400
Without honor, a man is nothing.
415
00:20:29,434 --> 00:20:32,767
I'm sorry, but this
is how it must be.
416
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,801
There's nothing I can
do to change that?
417
00:20:36,834 --> 00:20:38,367
Nothing.
418
00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:44,734
Well, I guess
that's it, then.
419
00:20:44,767 --> 00:20:47,200
Good-bye, Latka.
420
00:20:47,234 --> 00:20:48,501
Good-bye.
421
00:20:53,534 --> 00:20:54,767
( sighs )
422
00:20:57,167 --> 00:20:58,133
Wait!
423
00:20:58,167 --> 00:21:00,033
Maybe is one solution.
424
00:21:00,067 --> 00:21:02,400
What?
425
00:21:02,434 --> 00:21:04,801
You and I could globnik.
426
00:21:04,834 --> 00:21:06,534
What?
427
00:21:06,567 --> 00:21:08,901
Well, is custom in my country,
428
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:11,601
when two friends cannot agree,
they globnik.
429
00:21:11,634 --> 00:21:13,701
Well, what does that mean?
430
00:21:13,734 --> 00:21:15,868
It's hard to explain.
431
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,000
Here, look it up.
432
00:21:20,033 --> 00:21:21,033
Globnik?
433
00:21:22,534 --> 00:21:23,667
Globnik.
434
00:21:23,701 --> 00:21:25,067
Glbonik.
435
00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:31,133
Garfnog, giffort...glab, globnik.
436
00:21:31,167 --> 00:21:32,501
Here it is, globnik.
437
00:21:32,534 --> 00:21:34,033
"From glob, to disappear.
438
00:21:34,067 --> 00:21:35,267
"Intransitive verb.
439
00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:39,567
To pretend or assume some event
or occurrence never took place."
440
00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:43,167
You think that would do it?
441
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,767
I mean, just pretend
it never happened?
442
00:21:44,801 --> 00:21:46,267
Pretend what never happened?
443
00:21:52,868 --> 00:21:53,667
Beats me.
444
00:21:53,701 --> 00:21:54,834
Me, too.
445
00:21:57,534 --> 00:21:59,267
Well, back to work.
446
00:21:59,300 --> 00:22:01,300
Yep, I'll, um...
I'll, I'll see you.
447
00:22:01,334 --> 00:22:02,567
Okay, bye.
448
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,267
Okay, Latka, your deal.
449
00:22:27,300 --> 00:22:28,767
Thank you
very much.
450
00:22:28,801 --> 00:22:30,701
Latka love poker.
451
00:22:30,734 --> 00:22:33,868
Abbee, abbee, abbee, abbee,
452
00:22:33,901 --> 00:22:37,367
dabbee, dabbee, dabbee, dabbee,
453
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:40,434
eicky, eicky, eicky, eicky,
454
00:22:40,467 --> 00:22:43,501
bicky, bicky, bicky, bicky,
455
00:22:43,534 --> 00:22:49,033
eh... sappee, sappee,sappee, sappee.
456
00:22:50,434 --> 00:22:52,234
I'll take dabbee.
457
00:22:52,267 --> 00:22:55,667
Okay, uh, abbee, dabbee.
458
00:22:55,701 --> 00:22:57,834
BOBBY:
Give me dabbee.
459
00:22:57,868 --> 00:22:59,167
Abbee, dabbee.
460
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:00,367
Eicky for me.
461
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:04,234
Abbee, dabbee, eicky.
462
00:23:04,267 --> 00:23:07,033
And dealer take bicky.
463
00:23:07,067 --> 00:23:09,033
Abbee, dabbee,eicky, bicky.
464
00:23:09,067 --> 00:23:13,067
Okay, I open one kripkee.
465
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:15,300
I'm in.
466
00:23:15,334 --> 00:23:19,767
I see your kripkee
and I raise a kebel.
467
00:23:19,801 --> 00:23:24,801
Okay, big shots, I see you
and raise ten kebels.
468
00:23:24,834 --> 00:23:26,567
Hey, get this, Latka.
469
00:23:26,601 --> 00:23:29,033
I bet he's drawing
to an inside rebelyek.
470
00:23:30,834 --> 00:23:32,400
I'll see that.
471
00:23:32,434 --> 00:23:34,701
Yeah, yeah, I'm in.
472
00:23:34,734 --> 00:23:35,701
Call.
473
00:23:35,734 --> 00:23:37,501
Okay. What you
got, Bobby?
474
00:23:37,534 --> 00:23:38,567
Yeah, what do
you got, Bobby?
475
00:23:38,601 --> 00:23:42,400
A pair of dorfnickis.
476
00:23:44,434 --> 00:23:47,167
I just missed my royal pipik.
477
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,934
All right,
three yadabis.
478
00:23:49,968 --> 00:23:50,934
Hold it!
479
00:23:50,968 --> 00:23:53,033
A full flerm.
480
00:23:53,067 --> 00:23:54,067
Full ferm?
481
00:24:00,767 --> 00:24:03,501
( theme music playing )
482
00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:29,434
WOMAN:
Good night, Mr. Walters.
483
00:24:29,467 --> 00:24:30,667
( Walters grunts )
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