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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,391 --> 00:00:02,715 LENA: Oh, what a day! 2 00:00:02,721 --> 00:00:06,130 This new job is running me ragged. 3 00:00:06,136 --> 00:00:09,004 I mean, I'm so tired, I'm, like, twitching. 4 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,693 Oh. Oh, you're here? 5 00:00:12,074 --> 00:00:13,274 Wow. 6 00:00:13,703 --> 00:00:16,663 Are those new panties? 7 00:00:16,669 --> 00:00:17,945 Me new panties. 8 00:00:17,951 --> 00:00:20,742 - Ahh. - Me new "get lucky" panties. 9 00:00:20,748 --> 00:00:22,806 I like how they make you talk like a leprechaun. 10 00:00:22,812 --> 00:00:24,345 [IRISH ACCENT] Well, hop in the sack, lass. 11 00:00:24,447 --> 00:00:26,341 I'll show you what else they can do. 12 00:00:26,347 --> 00:00:28,810 [LAUGHS] 13 00:00:28,816 --> 00:00:30,115 [NORMAL VOICE] Not feeling 'em? 14 00:00:30,121 --> 00:00:31,304 No, I'm feeling 'em. 15 00:00:31,310 --> 00:00:33,417 Yeah, I-I thought they were kind of sexy. 16 00:00:33,423 --> 00:00:34,885 They're super sexy. 17 00:00:34,891 --> 00:00:36,316 [YAWNS] 18 00:00:36,322 --> 00:00:38,605 - Yeah, I can tell. [CHUCKLES] - [CONTINUES YAWNING] 19 00:00:38,611 --> 00:00:41,297 Well, I mean, they might be trying a little hard. 20 00:00:41,431 --> 00:00:43,389 Yeah, they're trying very hard. 21 00:00:43,395 --> 00:00:45,229 Well, I like the old white ones better. 22 00:00:45,235 --> 00:00:47,961 The old white ones? Those are all thin and stretched out. 23 00:00:47,967 --> 00:00:50,434 I know, but I have a backstory for the white ones. 24 00:00:51,438 --> 00:00:54,360 You're this impoverished coal miner with rickets 25 00:00:54,366 --> 00:00:56,694 and you've been stuck underground and you haven't seen a woman... 26 00:00:56,700 --> 00:00:57,900 What is wrong with you? 27 00:00:57,906 --> 00:00:59,488 [BOTH LAUGH] 28 00:00:59,494 --> 00:01:01,178 Okay, well, we can totally get down. 29 00:01:01,184 --> 00:01:02,561 Let me just take my fish oil. 30 00:01:02,567 --> 00:01:04,660 Mm. Okay. 31 00:01:04,666 --> 00:01:08,285 [PILLS RATTLE] 32 00:01:08,874 --> 00:01:11,069 Oh, wow. Uh, you're just gonna... 33 00:01:11,075 --> 00:01:13,475 - no water. Yeah, I bet you're tasting - Nope. 34 00:01:13,481 --> 00:01:16,275 - that right now. Yeah. - A little bit. [COUGHS] 35 00:01:16,281 --> 00:01:18,606 - Really sexy. - [SIGHS] 36 00:01:18,612 --> 00:01:20,333 - [LAUGHS] - [COUGHS] 37 00:01:21,237 --> 00:01:22,949 - Hey, you know what? - [YAWNS] What? 38 00:01:22,955 --> 00:01:24,533 You're clearly exhausted. 39 00:01:24,539 --> 00:01:26,157 All right, well, we can just... 40 00:01:26,163 --> 00:01:28,641 - we can get you. - Mm, no. No thanks. 41 00:01:28,647 --> 00:01:30,046 - No thanks? - No thanks, no. 42 00:01:30,052 --> 00:01:31,854 I-I don't want to be "gotten." 43 00:01:32,048 --> 00:01:33,439 I want to connect with you. 44 00:01:33,445 --> 00:01:36,246 I feel like we've been ships at night ever since this whole Lisa thing, 45 00:01:36,252 --> 00:01:39,520 and... I just want to stay close. 46 00:01:39,526 --> 00:01:41,925 Well, look how close we are. 47 00:01:41,931 --> 00:01:43,325 I can smell your fish oil. 48 00:01:43,331 --> 00:01:45,604 You know what? Just use it in your backstory. 49 00:01:46,141 --> 00:01:48,058 Maybe I came from the sea. 50 00:01:48,064 --> 00:01:50,741 Okay. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I got this. 51 00:01:50,747 --> 00:01:53,540 [IMITATING PIRATE] Ooh. What have we here? 52 00:01:53,546 --> 00:01:57,107 An extremely exhausted mermaid got caught in me fishing net. 53 00:01:57,207 --> 00:01:59,112 In exchange for yer freedom, 54 00:01:59,118 --> 00:02:01,895 - you must grant... - [SNORING] 55 00:02:02,408 --> 00:02:04,621 - ♪ [THEME MUSIC] ♪ - [MARTIN SIGHS AND LENA SNORES] 56 00:02:04,627 --> 00:02:07,815 ♪ Keep giving me hope for a better day ♪ 57 00:02:07,821 --> 00:02:11,163 ♪ Keep giving me love to find a way ♪ 58 00:02:11,169 --> 00:02:15,621 ♪ Through this heaviness I feel, I just need ♪ 59 00:02:15,627 --> 00:02:20,864 - ♪ Someone to say everything's okay ♪ - Sync/Corrections by PetaG for www.addic7ed.com 60 00:02:20,870 --> 00:02:22,811 ♪ Everything's okay ♪ 61 00:02:23,463 --> 00:02:25,207 See that thick layer on top? 62 00:02:25,213 --> 00:02:26,684 That's the hindmilk. 63 00:02:26,690 --> 00:02:29,855 And you have been producing so much more than you did last week! 64 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:32,121 - Good job, Mama. - [LAUGHS] 65 00:02:32,127 --> 00:02:33,944 I can't take all the credit. 66 00:02:34,019 --> 00:02:35,219 Nice work, boobs. 67 00:02:35,225 --> 00:02:36,424 - [TIMER DINGS] - Oh... 68 00:02:38,135 --> 00:02:40,850 You know, you're lucky you're so prolific. 69 00:02:40,931 --> 00:02:43,016 I could basically nurse on demand, 70 00:02:43,022 --> 00:02:46,532 but when I pumped, I got barely half a bottle. 71 00:02:46,538 --> 00:02:48,506 Honestly, I feel like a cow. 72 00:02:48,512 --> 00:02:50,725 [LAUGHS] Well, a prize-winning cow. 73 00:02:50,731 --> 00:02:53,075 A blue-ribbon cow. 74 00:02:53,079 --> 00:02:55,619 Lena, thank you so much for being here. 75 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:57,778 I can't tell you what a comfort it's been. 76 00:02:57,784 --> 00:03:00,384 I know it's not fair to ask you to keep this secret, 77 00:03:00,390 --> 00:03:02,908 but I'm just feeling very territorial right now. 78 00:03:02,914 --> 00:03:05,726 I felt the exact same way when my kids were born. 79 00:03:05,732 --> 00:03:09,331 Right now, you're just lucky you have anyone you can trust. 80 00:03:09,337 --> 00:03:11,139 Not just anyone... you. 81 00:03:12,336 --> 00:03:14,451 Honestly, when you first offered to help, 82 00:03:14,457 --> 00:03:17,431 you were the last person I wanted around. 83 00:03:17,437 --> 00:03:20,104 But somehow this just works. 84 00:03:20,110 --> 00:03:21,403 It kind of does. 85 00:03:21,996 --> 00:03:23,309 And, you know, the best part is, 86 00:03:23,315 --> 00:03:24,904 I know you're not gonna dump me for you. 87 00:03:24,910 --> 00:03:26,730 [CHUCKLES] 88 00:03:29,787 --> 00:03:32,178 - Such a weird thing to say. - I regretted it instantly. 89 00:03:32,184 --> 00:03:34,876 ♪ 90 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:38,446 - Whoo! This is so cool! - [LAUGHS] 91 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:41,571 Dude, are you kidding? This is the opposite of cool. 92 00:03:41,577 --> 00:03:43,494 I feel like beating us up right now. 93 00:03:43,500 --> 00:03:46,490 I love tech! I'm a tech guy. I love gadgets. 94 00:03:46,496 --> 00:03:48,990 - This helmet will call Camille if I fall. - [PHONE DIALING] 95 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:51,374 Ugh, Arthur. You said "call Camille." 96 00:03:51,380 --> 00:03:54,999 - CAMILLE: Hello? Ugh, hang on. - Oh, hello, my queen! 97 00:03:55,005 --> 00:03:57,707 Martin's calling me on the other line. Hello? 98 00:03:57,713 --> 00:03:59,593 [BOTH LAUGH] 99 00:03:59,599 --> 00:04:03,381 Oh, my God. Dude, real skaters would be so grossed out by us. 100 00:04:03,387 --> 00:04:04,964 Speaking of people who find you gross, 101 00:04:04,970 --> 00:04:06,649 how are things going with Lisa Apple? 102 00:04:06,655 --> 00:04:08,368 Uh, terrible? 103 00:04:08,374 --> 00:04:09,849 I still haven't heard from her, you know? 104 00:04:09,855 --> 00:04:12,323 I'm just trying to be patient, not put any pressure on her. 105 00:04:12,329 --> 00:04:13,901 But I wake up every morning 106 00:04:13,907 --> 00:04:16,988 - thinking somewhere out there is my... - Illegitimate daughter? 107 00:04:17,596 --> 00:04:19,103 Bastard, if you will. 108 00:04:19,470 --> 00:04:21,517 Hey, what is wrong with you? 109 00:04:21,876 --> 00:04:23,765 - Huh? - What? 110 00:04:23,937 --> 00:04:27,043 That's literally what she is. I didn't make up those words. 111 00:04:27,049 --> 00:04:29,469 Dude, I just... I just think about her all the time. 112 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:32,833 And I feel like Lena does, too, but neither of us is talking about it. 113 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:34,855 And she keeps giving me the cold shoulder. 114 00:04:34,861 --> 00:04:36,881 So Lena doesn't want to have sex with you. 115 00:04:36,887 --> 00:04:39,278 I don't know whether she does or doesn't, but she isn't. 116 00:04:39,391 --> 00:04:40,996 And apparently she's got this new client 117 00:04:41,002 --> 00:04:44,274 that's very demanding, so she comes to bed every night just... 118 00:04:44,484 --> 00:04:45,684 exhausted. 119 00:04:45,690 --> 00:04:47,969 Have you tried adding iron to her diet? 120 00:04:48,553 --> 00:04:52,152 - Yeah, I can't just add things to her diet. - You totally can. 121 00:04:52,158 --> 00:04:55,261 I have Camille on so many supplements she doesn't even know about. 122 00:04:55,584 --> 00:04:57,964 I'm having great success with chasteberry. 123 00:04:57,970 --> 00:04:59,869 It minimizes her mood swings. 124 00:04:59,875 --> 00:05:01,469 All right, well, let me know if you find a supplement 125 00:05:01,475 --> 00:05:04,014 that's gonna make Lena want to get close to me again. 126 00:05:04,148 --> 00:05:05,826 You might try "Horny Goat Weed." 127 00:05:05,832 --> 00:05:08,659 - ♪ - _ 128 00:05:08,825 --> 00:05:10,025 Here. 129 00:05:10,111 --> 00:05:12,920 - What's this? - Something you need, apparently. 130 00:05:13,317 --> 00:05:16,142 Why aren't you having sex with Martin? 131 00:05:16,148 --> 00:05:18,541 - What?! He told you that? - Inadvertently. 132 00:05:18,547 --> 00:05:20,447 He told Arthur and didn't realize 133 00:05:20,453 --> 00:05:22,259 that I was listening in on his helmet. 134 00:05:22,439 --> 00:05:24,736 Which reminds me, I need to get something to increase my 135 00:05:24,742 --> 00:05:26,802 - mood swings. - I can't believe this. 136 00:05:27,971 --> 00:05:31,198 Withholding sex can be very damaging, Lena. You should know that. 137 00:05:31,204 --> 00:05:32,695 I'm not withholding. 138 00:05:32,910 --> 00:05:34,272 I'm just tired. 139 00:05:34,278 --> 00:05:35,484 From what? 140 00:05:35,490 --> 00:05:36,778 Can you keep a secret? 141 00:05:36,784 --> 00:05:38,675 [SCOFFS] No! 142 00:05:39,083 --> 00:05:41,950 Oh, come on, stop wasting time. You know you're gonna tell me anyway. 143 00:05:43,650 --> 00:05:48,887 ♪ 144 00:05:48,893 --> 00:05:51,859 - [WHISPERS] I've been seeing someone. - [QUIETLY] Ohh! 145 00:05:52,806 --> 00:05:54,607 Behind Martin's back? 146 00:05:55,310 --> 00:05:56,693 [NORMAL VOICE] It's Annie Apple. 147 00:05:57,301 --> 00:06:00,102 Is that... someone from an "Archie" comic? 148 00:06:00,108 --> 00:06:01,531 Lisa's baby! 149 00:06:01,605 --> 00:06:03,015 I've been helping her out. 150 00:06:03,021 --> 00:06:05,222 - Why? - Because I want to. 151 00:06:05,228 --> 00:06:07,640 - And she wants me to. - Ugh! 152 00:06:07,746 --> 00:06:09,612 You finally have a hot and heavy affair, 153 00:06:09,618 --> 00:06:12,508 and it's with your ex-husband's baby. That is so you. 154 00:06:12,516 --> 00:06:14,836 - Okay, it's not really an affair. - Yes, it is. 155 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:17,786 You're lying, you're sneaking around behind Martin's back, 156 00:06:17,792 --> 00:06:19,803 you're getting so much emotional fulfillment 157 00:06:19,809 --> 00:06:22,418 that you stop having sex with him. That's an affair. 158 00:06:22,424 --> 00:06:24,814 And if you ask me, it needs to stop. 159 00:06:25,529 --> 00:06:29,464 [ROBYN'S "CALL YOUR GIRLFRIEND" PLAYS] 160 00:06:29,533 --> 00:06:32,817 ♪ Call your girlfriend ♪ 161 00:06:34,106 --> 00:06:38,892 ♪ It's time you had the talk ♪ 162 00:06:39,143 --> 00:06:42,881 - ♪ Give your reasons ♪ - Best shower. I swear, 163 00:06:42,887 --> 00:06:44,793 - I can only enjoy it when you're here. - ♪ Say it's ♪ 164 00:06:44,799 --> 00:06:47,324 - ♪ Not her fault ♪ - The rest of the time, I'm just frantic, 165 00:06:47,330 --> 00:06:48,805 listening for... 166 00:06:48,811 --> 00:06:51,317 ♪ But you... ♪ 167 00:06:51,323 --> 00:06:53,460 Oh, crap. You're gonna break up with me, aren't you? 168 00:06:53,725 --> 00:06:56,937 You know, when this started, I was just sneaking around. 169 00:06:57,030 --> 00:06:59,934 But now I'm outright lying to him. 170 00:06:59,940 --> 00:07:01,743 If we're gonna continue seeing each other, 171 00:07:01,749 --> 00:07:03,650 I need it to be out in the open. 172 00:07:03,656 --> 00:07:05,699 Martin needs to be okay with it. 173 00:07:05,869 --> 00:07:08,363 But I don't want him involved. I just want you. 174 00:07:08,369 --> 00:07:11,471 I know! But he is Annie's father. 175 00:07:11,477 --> 00:07:14,775 And... [WHISPERED] my husband. 176 00:07:14,781 --> 00:07:18,004 ♪ 177 00:07:18,010 --> 00:07:19,210 Fine. 178 00:07:19,516 --> 00:07:22,914 Well, I am not ready to open up 179 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:25,148 the lines of communication with Martin. 180 00:07:25,716 --> 00:07:27,848 So I accept your resignation. 181 00:07:28,512 --> 00:07:30,365 If that's what this is. 182 00:07:31,462 --> 00:07:33,097 I think it has to be. 183 00:07:35,169 --> 00:07:43,169 ♪ 184 00:07:43,974 --> 00:07:45,174 Wait! 185 00:07:48,479 --> 00:07:50,345 My parents are coming tomorrow. 186 00:07:51,648 --> 00:07:53,465 Do you think you could come by 187 00:07:53,471 --> 00:07:56,335 just while I run some errands, just for a few hours? 188 00:07:56,721 --> 00:07:59,225 Sure. I can do that, absolutely. 189 00:07:59,231 --> 00:08:06,342 ♪ 190 00:08:06,348 --> 00:08:08,241 - It's throw-up. - Oh. 191 00:08:08,459 --> 00:08:10,334 Wow, it's really not... It's not coming off, 192 00:08:10,340 --> 00:08:12,662 - so... - It's okay. I'll spray it when I get home. 193 00:08:13,925 --> 00:08:17,274 Man, breaking up with Martin was hard, but breaking up with you, it... 194 00:08:17,928 --> 00:08:19,918 feels like the end of the world. 195 00:08:20,606 --> 00:08:21,806 [CLICKS MOUTH] 196 00:08:21,812 --> 00:08:25,106 If we're being honest, I kind of broke up with you. 197 00:08:25,285 --> 00:08:26,781 ♪ 198 00:08:26,787 --> 00:08:28,121 It doesn't matter. 199 00:08:28,491 --> 00:08:31,418 We can just tell people it was mutual. 200 00:08:34,517 --> 00:08:37,321 LENA: Martin, do I smell your rigatoni bake? 201 00:08:37,327 --> 00:08:39,104 You've just been working so hard, babe, 202 00:08:39,110 --> 00:08:42,041 I wanted you to be able to come home and relax. 203 00:08:42,047 --> 00:08:45,455 - Wow. I feel so... - Lucky? 204 00:08:45,502 --> 00:08:46,752 Guilty. 205 00:08:46,758 --> 00:08:49,104 - [CELLPHONE BUZZES, CHIMES] - Sorry. 206 00:08:49,110 --> 00:08:50,802 - Is that work again? Hm? - _ 207 00:08:50,808 --> 00:08:52,366 'Cause you tell them you're off-duty. 208 00:08:52,372 --> 00:08:53,785 No, this is my time now. 209 00:08:53,791 --> 00:08:56,083 Yes, uh..."Leave me alone! 210 00:08:56,089 --> 00:08:58,277 - I am with my husband!" - _ 211 00:08:58,966 --> 00:09:00,166 [IMITATES BUZZER] 212 00:09:00,448 --> 00:09:01,980 [CHUCKLES AND SMOOCHES] 213 00:09:01,986 --> 00:09:03,255 Let me take your bags. 214 00:09:03,261 --> 00:09:05,066 - Thank you. - Give me these. 215 00:09:05,261 --> 00:09:07,433 And then give me this coat... 216 00:09:07,753 --> 00:09:12,478 - Oh. You... you got something on... - Oh, actually, I'm gonna run upstairs 217 00:09:12,484 --> 00:09:15,486 and, um, just slip into something more comfortable. 218 00:09:15,492 --> 00:09:16,887 For dinner? I... 219 00:09:16,961 --> 00:09:19,463 Come on, player. We know this isn't about rigatoni bake. 220 00:09:19,469 --> 00:09:21,666 - Let me go freshen up. - No, Lena! Lena, Lena. 221 00:09:21,672 --> 00:09:24,150 Honestly, I'm not trying to seduce you, I swear. 222 00:09:24,156 --> 00:09:27,326 Let's just sit down together, have a meal, and talk about the day. 223 00:09:27,826 --> 00:09:29,669 - Okay? - Okay. 224 00:09:29,675 --> 00:09:31,033 ♪ 225 00:09:31,039 --> 00:09:32,953 - So, how was your day? - Good. Good. 226 00:09:32,959 --> 00:09:35,876 Arthur and I took some new company merch out for a test drive. 227 00:09:35,882 --> 00:09:38,169 Oh, and Mae has driver's ed tomorrow. 228 00:09:39,189 --> 00:09:44,893 I am gonna give her a little behind-the-wheel time after school. 229 00:09:44,899 --> 00:09:46,932 Driving! Can you believe it? 230 00:09:46,938 --> 00:09:49,946 - They're not babies anymore. - Mm. Most of them aren't, no. 231 00:09:51,936 --> 00:09:54,297 Was that a reference to Annie? 232 00:09:55,099 --> 00:09:57,268 - Sorry. - No, no, it's okay. 233 00:09:57,274 --> 00:09:58,776 We should talk about her. 234 00:09:59,181 --> 00:10:01,095 I want to talk about her. I just... 235 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,610 I never know if it's a good time to or if I... 236 00:10:04,063 --> 00:10:05,263 You know... 237 00:10:05,571 --> 00:10:06,876 Yeah. 238 00:10:07,470 --> 00:10:10,309 I just wonder what she looks like, you know? 239 00:10:10,315 --> 00:10:11,940 If she has a lot of hair, 240 00:10:11,946 --> 00:10:13,918 if she eats okay, if she's sleeping okay. 241 00:10:13,924 --> 00:10:16,489 I wonder if she's drooly like Mae, or if she's 242 00:10:16,495 --> 00:10:18,121 [CHUCKLES] cross-eyed like Mason 243 00:10:18,127 --> 00:10:20,043 - or rashy like... - She's perfect. 244 00:10:20,510 --> 00:10:23,582 She's absolutely perfect, and she has your chin. 245 00:10:23,588 --> 00:10:25,555 She looks like you. She really does. 246 00:10:25,561 --> 00:10:27,861 And she's smiley, and she's nursing up a storm. 247 00:10:27,867 --> 00:10:29,901 I honestly think she's doubled her birth weight. 248 00:10:30,684 --> 00:10:32,785 She smells like powdered sugar. 249 00:10:32,791 --> 00:10:37,676 And to be completely honest, I wish she were ours. 250 00:10:37,903 --> 00:10:39,103 [WHOOSHING FLOURISH] 251 00:10:40,584 --> 00:10:41,907 Yeah, I dunno. 252 00:10:42,992 --> 00:10:44,291 Yeah. 253 00:10:46,304 --> 00:10:48,091 So... [CLEARS THROAT] 254 00:10:48,329 --> 00:10:49,562 How's work? 255 00:10:50,743 --> 00:10:53,766 This new client is just so demanding. 256 00:10:53,772 --> 00:10:55,644 You know, she acts like an infant 257 00:10:55,650 --> 00:10:57,147 if she doesn't get her way. 258 00:10:57,153 --> 00:11:00,972 Very needy, wants to be coddled every step of the way. 259 00:11:01,157 --> 00:11:03,274 Needs you to clean up every mess. 260 00:11:05,089 --> 00:11:07,181 But I decided tomorrow's my last day. 261 00:11:07,187 --> 00:11:09,066 - Oh. - I'm moving on. 262 00:11:09,767 --> 00:11:11,361 You know, I just think it's been 263 00:11:11,367 --> 00:11:14,535 too emotionally taxing for everyone. 264 00:11:15,136 --> 00:11:18,753 Okay, babe, uh, are you sure this is... this is the right decision? 265 00:11:18,759 --> 00:11:20,832 - You seem a little... pained. - No, no. I-I 266 00:11:20,838 --> 00:11:23,563 always cry when I finish a job. 267 00:11:24,257 --> 00:11:27,254 Yeah, it's very common amongst freelancers. 268 00:11:27,551 --> 00:11:29,761 [CLICKS MOUTH] They did a write-up about it. I can forward it to you. 269 00:11:29,767 --> 00:11:31,598 - Yeah, I would love to see that. - Yeah. 270 00:11:33,377 --> 00:11:35,785 Okay, the most important part is not to kill anyone... 271 00:11:35,791 --> 00:11:38,170 - not in here, not out there. - Got it. 272 00:11:38,176 --> 00:11:40,737 Now, genetically, you are starting from a disadvantage 273 00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:42,823 because your mother is a terrible driver. 274 00:11:42,829 --> 00:11:46,323 That's not gendered. She just sucks. 275 00:11:46,634 --> 00:11:49,844 But you're also a part of me, and I am friggin'... 276 00:11:49,850 --> 00:11:51,612 - Can I start the engine? - Start the engine, yeah. 277 00:11:51,618 --> 00:11:53,143 - [ENGINE STARTS] - Now, check your mirrors. 278 00:11:53,424 --> 00:11:55,331 Good. This one. 279 00:11:55,617 --> 00:11:57,042 Turn your signal on. 280 00:11:57,048 --> 00:12:00,426 - [TURN SIGNAL CLICKING] - ♪ 281 00:12:00,538 --> 00:12:02,623 Yeah, Mae! Attagirl! 282 00:12:02,629 --> 00:12:03,913 Here we go! 283 00:12:04,497 --> 00:12:07,198 Driving! We're driving! 284 00:12:07,287 --> 00:12:09,514 Okay, now, if possible, just stay straight the whole time 285 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:10,803 so we don't have to deal with turns. 286 00:12:10,809 --> 00:12:12,293 We can deal with turns another time. 287 00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:13,698 Thanks for your confidence. 288 00:12:13,857 --> 00:12:16,161 Hey, should I take a video for... 289 00:12:16,167 --> 00:12:17,459 - Mom! - Yeah. 290 00:12:17,465 --> 00:12:19,636 - No, there's Mom. - What? 291 00:12:21,873 --> 00:12:24,256 - Should I honk? - No, do not honk! 292 00:12:24,464 --> 00:12:27,568 Okay, slow down and tail her. Can you tail her? 293 00:12:27,574 --> 00:12:30,592 Seems like you guys are in a super healthy place. 294 00:12:30,598 --> 00:12:33,092 I need you to stay at a safe stalking distance. 295 00:12:33,098 --> 00:12:34,889 I don't remember that in the manual. 296 00:12:34,895 --> 00:12:36,843 That's three car lengths, smart ass! 297 00:12:36,849 --> 00:12:38,398 Okay, get over. Get over! 298 00:12:39,122 --> 00:12:43,030 Well, she turned. I remember turning wasn't on the itinerary, so... 299 00:12:43,036 --> 00:12:44,235 Turn, turn! 300 00:12:44,423 --> 00:12:46,233 Turn now! Turn, turn! 301 00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:48,808 [SIGHS] 302 00:12:48,814 --> 00:12:50,590 - That's a good turn. - Thanks. 303 00:12:50,596 --> 00:12:58,074 ♪ 304 00:12:58,582 --> 00:12:59,808 [BABY LAUGHS] 305 00:12:59,814 --> 00:13:02,632 - Hey, big girl! - Annie? 306 00:13:03,422 --> 00:13:04,754 It's Annie. 307 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:06,608 There we go. There we go. 308 00:13:06,614 --> 00:13:07,843 Who's Annie? 309 00:13:07,849 --> 00:13:11,050 ♪ 310 00:13:11,238 --> 00:13:15,049 Oh, come here. Oh... 311 00:13:15,144 --> 00:13:17,526 I am gonna miss hanging out with you. 312 00:13:17,532 --> 00:13:18,855 But you know what? 313 00:13:18,861 --> 00:13:20,329 - We're gonna... - [DOORBELL RINGS] 314 00:13:21,449 --> 00:13:23,372 Lisa, did you forget something... 315 00:13:24,364 --> 00:13:26,467 Did we ring the wrong buzzer? 316 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,150 I rang 1818. 317 00:13:28,156 --> 00:13:30,871 - You must be Lisa's parents! - Don and Dottie Apple. 318 00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:33,442 - From Nampa. Who are you? - I'm Lena. 319 00:13:34,893 --> 00:13:36,902 Lisa's cleaning lady. 320 00:13:36,908 --> 00:13:38,686 Lisa has a cleaning lady? 321 00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:40,559 How much money are you sending her? 322 00:13:40,565 --> 00:13:41,565 [BABY COOS] 323 00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:44,842 Is that my grandbaby that I hear... 324 00:13:45,332 --> 00:13:47,341 - Oh! - [LAUGHS] 325 00:13:47,463 --> 00:13:49,592 - Hey, pumpkin! Hey... - Oh, wash your hands, please. 326 00:13:49,598 --> 00:13:51,875 - Hey, please wash your hands! It's flu season. - what are you doin'? Look at how 327 00:13:51,881 --> 00:13:54,093 - You just came off of a filthy, disgusting airplane. - beautiful you are... 328 00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:57,009 - Oh, god... you... yeah... - Yes, you. You need to wash your hands. 329 00:13:57,015 --> 00:13:58,861 Yeah. Lisa says. 330 00:13:58,867 --> 00:14:01,855 - She's just very stringent about hand-washing. - I'll be right back, all right? That's good... 331 00:14:01,861 --> 00:14:04,052 - that's good thinking. [WATER RUNNING] - Yeah. 332 00:14:04,247 --> 00:14:09,741 Well, look at you, ya little doll baby, huh? 333 00:14:09,747 --> 00:14:12,839 [GASPS] Look at you, my beauty. 334 00:14:12,845 --> 00:14:16,834 [GASPS QUIETLY] Cuddles? For Granny Apple? Huh? 335 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:20,365 - Whoa... - Or cuddles on this nice, clean blanket 336 00:14:20,371 --> 00:14:23,090 instead of your gross airplane sweater. 337 00:14:23,175 --> 00:14:25,003 I could imagine Lisa saying. 338 00:14:25,009 --> 00:14:26,694 Mom, Dad, you're early! 339 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:30,621 - There she is. Hello, honey. - Oh, look at your little angel. 340 00:14:30,627 --> 00:14:33,347 Don't worry. Your cleaning lady made us wash our hands. 341 00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:35,380 My cleaning lady? 342 00:14:35,386 --> 00:14:36,815 ♪ 343 00:14:36,821 --> 00:14:39,882 - Yes, and I am finished for the day, Miss A. - Hello, sweetie. 344 00:14:39,991 --> 00:14:42,186 Unless there's something else you needed? 345 00:14:42,192 --> 00:14:44,913 No, that will be all. 346 00:14:44,919 --> 00:14:47,641 So, just need a moment to feed the baby. 347 00:14:47,647 --> 00:14:49,949 Oh. Don, let's give her some privacy. 348 00:14:49,955 --> 00:14:52,508 Sure thing. We can walk Lorna down to the car. 349 00:14:53,709 --> 00:14:55,062 Oh, yeah, Lorna. 350 00:14:57,370 --> 00:14:59,473 My half-sister? 351 00:15:00,387 --> 00:15:02,779 We just found out about her the night she was born. 352 00:15:03,491 --> 00:15:06,525 Been trying to figure out the right way to tell you guys. 353 00:15:08,896 --> 00:15:11,810 You guys really messed up this family, huh? 354 00:15:11,816 --> 00:15:14,733 [SIGHS DEEPLY] 355 00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:16,412 That's one way to look at it. 356 00:15:17,605 --> 00:15:20,136 I prefer to marvel at our resilience. 357 00:15:20,222 --> 00:15:22,324 No matter what tries to tear us apart, 358 00:15:22,628 --> 00:15:24,840 we always just fuse right back together, 359 00:15:24,846 --> 00:15:27,121 stronger than ever, like, um... 360 00:15:28,119 --> 00:15:29,699 Bones do that, right? 361 00:15:29,705 --> 00:15:32,782 - Yeah. - Yeah. Bones. 362 00:15:36,426 --> 00:15:37,626 [SIGHS] 363 00:15:40,198 --> 00:15:42,634 You seem like a really great gal, 364 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:45,414 so Don here's gonna give it to you straight. Don? 365 00:15:46,229 --> 00:15:48,940 You're gonna have to find a new job, Lorna. 366 00:15:48,946 --> 00:15:52,635 We intend to move Lisa and Annie back home to Nampa. 367 00:15:52,641 --> 00:15:55,832 And if she refuses, we're gonna cut her off financially, 368 00:15:55,838 --> 00:15:58,635 which means that you'll still have to find another job. 369 00:15:58,641 --> 00:16:00,408 Lisa's a grown woman. 370 00:16:00,414 --> 00:16:01,929 Don't you think she should be the one 371 00:16:01,935 --> 00:16:03,927 who decides where to raise her daughter? 372 00:16:03,933 --> 00:16:06,146 Well, Lisa may be a grown woman, 373 00:16:06,152 --> 00:16:09,733 but her decision-making skills are sorely lacking. 374 00:16:09,808 --> 00:16:12,409 How 'bout the loser she let knock her up? 375 00:16:12,765 --> 00:16:16,995 Martin? He's not a loser. He's a really great guy. 376 00:16:17,001 --> 00:16:19,492 Really great guy? Where is he? 377 00:16:20,577 --> 00:16:22,375 I don't see him anywhere. 378 00:16:22,970 --> 00:16:25,204 - Where is he? - Can't find him. 379 00:16:25,210 --> 00:16:27,565 - He's gone! - Where'd he go? 380 00:16:28,296 --> 00:16:31,385 Lisa told him not to come around. 381 00:16:31,495 --> 00:16:33,081 Well, that's her only smart decision. 382 00:16:33,087 --> 00:16:35,429 I saw a picture of him when they were dating. 383 00:16:35,504 --> 00:16:37,523 He looks like "Encino Man." 384 00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:40,507 And from what we heard, he went back to his ex-wife. 385 00:16:40,513 --> 00:16:43,445 Talk about a step backwards. Frump city! 386 00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:45,019 That seems a little harsh. 387 00:16:45,025 --> 00:16:47,935 Lisa's got nothing here... no support system at all. 388 00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:51,997 Forgive me, but if you were really concerned about Annie or Lisa, 389 00:16:52,099 --> 00:16:53,767 would you really withhold support 390 00:16:53,773 --> 00:16:55,606 just to get them to bend to your will? 391 00:16:56,484 --> 00:16:59,001 You must really need this job. 392 00:17:01,075 --> 00:17:05,784 ♪ 393 00:17:05,790 --> 00:17:07,050 Thank you. 394 00:17:08,358 --> 00:17:09,663 - Thank you. - Yeah. 395 00:17:09,669 --> 00:17:14,181 ♪ 396 00:17:14,187 --> 00:17:17,382 [LULLABY PLAYING] 397 00:17:17,388 --> 00:17:18,695 LENA: Martin? 398 00:17:19,257 --> 00:17:21,460 Um, I need to talk to you about something. 399 00:17:21,466 --> 00:17:22,975 There's something I have to tell you. 400 00:17:23,274 --> 00:17:25,288 Soothing little lullaby, isn't it? 401 00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:28,128 You think Annie would like it? 402 00:17:28,229 --> 00:17:30,511 I mean, that is your new client, right? 403 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:31,916 Annie. 404 00:17:31,922 --> 00:17:33,138 How did you know? 405 00:17:34,008 --> 00:17:35,792 I saw you with her. 406 00:17:35,944 --> 00:17:37,844 I happened to be with my other daughter, Mae. 407 00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:39,317 I was giving her driving lessons, 408 00:17:39,323 --> 00:17:41,687 which turned into spying lessons. 409 00:17:41,693 --> 00:17:44,577 - No! Oh, my gosh, Mae? - Yeah. 410 00:17:44,885 --> 00:17:46,561 How did she take the news? 411 00:17:47,190 --> 00:17:48,865 Surprisingly well. 412 00:17:48,871 --> 00:17:50,608 I'm so sorry, Martin. 413 00:17:51,065 --> 00:17:53,693 I'm sorry that I didn't stay out of it like you asked, 414 00:17:53,699 --> 00:17:56,687 and I'm sorry that I've been sneaking around behind your back. 415 00:17:57,085 --> 00:17:58,585 Are you mad at me? 416 00:17:58,776 --> 00:18:00,993 I-I just want to know how she is. 417 00:18:01,079 --> 00:18:03,398 Annie is great. 418 00:18:04,171 --> 00:18:05,774 Lisa, not so much. 419 00:18:05,874 --> 00:18:09,068 Her family came to town and they're pressuring her to move back home. 420 00:18:09,074 --> 00:18:11,853 But she can't... she can't do that, can she? 421 00:18:11,859 --> 00:18:13,854 I mean, she can't leave the state with Annie. 422 00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,853 Honestly, I don't think she wants to. 423 00:18:16,494 --> 00:18:18,079 But I know she's really stressed 424 00:18:18,085 --> 00:18:20,072 because her parents are cutting her off. 425 00:18:20,078 --> 00:18:22,594 And I told her I can't help anymore. 426 00:18:22,876 --> 00:18:25,595 I-I didn't want to keep going behind your back. 427 00:18:28,529 --> 00:18:29,919 I got her something. 428 00:18:33,724 --> 00:18:35,146 Go ahead. Open it. [CHUCKLES] 429 00:18:37,924 --> 00:18:39,261 Aww. 430 00:18:40,518 --> 00:18:42,651 That is so sweet. 431 00:18:42,657 --> 00:18:44,220 [CHUCKLES] 432 00:18:45,946 --> 00:18:47,314 She's gonna love it. 433 00:18:48,315 --> 00:18:50,533 Why don't... why don't you take it to her? 434 00:18:51,952 --> 00:18:54,059 The next time you go over there to help? 435 00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:56,184 Really? 436 00:18:56,757 --> 00:19:01,626 [DANIEL JOHNSTON'S "TRUE LOVE WILL FIND YOU IN THE END" PLAYS] 437 00:19:01,729 --> 00:19:03,023 [CHUCKLES] 438 00:19:03,464 --> 00:19:06,939 - ♪ True love will find you - You know... 439 00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:09,664 - ♪ In the end ♪ - I think that lullaby was playing 440 00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:11,518 the night we conceived Mason. 441 00:19:11,524 --> 00:19:14,026 - Really? Well, it just so happens that - Mm. 442 00:19:14,032 --> 00:19:16,909 - I'm wearing my dirty white underwear. - ♪ You'll find out just who was ♪ 443 00:19:16,915 --> 00:19:19,197 - Mm, and I have about 15 minutes - ♪ Your friend ♪ 444 00:19:19,203 --> 00:19:22,243 - till I'm due back at the mine. Mm-hmm. - Is that so? 445 00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:25,380 - Gets real lonely down in the mine. - ♪ Don't be sad, I know you will ♪ 446 00:19:25,386 --> 00:19:28,294 - And that's why I need a good woman to... - Shh. Yeah, that's... 447 00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:30,418 - it's too much, baby. - Okay. 448 00:19:30,492 --> 00:19:31,692 [SMOOCHES] 449 00:19:32,856 --> 00:19:35,594 ♪ Don't give up until ♪ 450 00:19:37,064 --> 00:19:42,193 - ♪ True love will find you in the end ♪ - [DOORBELL RINGS] 451 00:19:42,199 --> 00:19:46,943 ♪ 452 00:19:47,074 --> 00:19:48,684 Hey, Annie. 453 00:19:49,061 --> 00:19:51,176 Annie, this is from your dad. 454 00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:54,767 Martin said I could keep coming over even if he's not allowed to. 455 00:19:54,876 --> 00:19:56,887 Really? Martin said that? 456 00:19:56,893 --> 00:19:58,967 Yes, and I'd love to keep helping out, 457 00:19:58,973 --> 00:20:01,787 especially if it keeps you from moving in with Don and Dottie, who, 458 00:20:01,793 --> 00:20:04,107 let's be honest, seem slightly toxic. 459 00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:06,531 But I have one rule. 460 00:20:06,927 --> 00:20:08,716 No trash-talking Martin. 461 00:20:08,895 --> 00:20:10,095 Got it. 462 00:20:10,101 --> 00:20:12,829 But wait, you're allowed to trash-talk my parents? 463 00:20:12,835 --> 00:20:15,001 Well, I got that one in before the rule. 464 00:20:16,136 --> 00:20:17,458 - [ANNIE COOS] - [SIGHS] Come in. 465 00:20:22,098 --> 00:20:23,490 Aww. 466 00:20:23,496 --> 00:20:26,598 You sad because you have no one to shred with? 467 00:20:27,012 --> 00:20:28,799 Why don't you call Martin? 468 00:20:28,805 --> 00:20:30,404 Can't call Martin. 469 00:20:30,410 --> 00:20:33,856 Ever since you told me that Lena goss, I've been avoiding him. 470 00:20:33,862 --> 00:20:35,569 I'm not good at keeping secrets! 471 00:20:35,575 --> 00:20:37,557 MARTIN: It's okay, man. I already know. 472 00:20:37,563 --> 00:20:38,658 Martin? 473 00:20:38,664 --> 00:20:40,637 MARTIN: Your helmet called me 20 minutes ago. 474 00:20:40,643 --> 00:20:42,765 20 minutes... 20 minutes... 475 00:20:42,924 --> 00:20:45,010 I'm tryin' to think what I said in the last 20 minutes. 476 00:20:45,018 --> 00:20:48,319 Nothing major, but I definitely have to side with Camille on this one. 477 00:20:48,321 --> 00:20:50,121 Don't say it. Don't you dare say it. 478 00:20:50,127 --> 00:20:51,347 "Crazy Rich Asians"... 479 00:20:51,353 --> 00:20:54,922 - Don't do this to us! It isn't for you! - ...was good, not great. 480 00:20:54,928 --> 00:20:57,053 It isn't for you! Not everything's for you! 481 00:20:57,059 --> 00:21:00,843 Sync & corrections by PetaG for www.addic7ed.com 36299

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