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You're the cutest.
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No, you're the cutest.
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No, you're the cutest.
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No, you're the cutest.
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No, you're the cutest.
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Okay enough.
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You're the cutest.
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Get a room.
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Can we use your office again?
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No, too cramped in there, remember?
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Oh yeah.
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What?
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Oh, Rose again?
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Harry, does Rose like me?
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She totally likes you.
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Don't say anything, but she seems a bit
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jealous of the time we spend together.
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Which comes off as a little...
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Bitchy?
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So does tipping ten percent, doctor.
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Let me guess.
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Rose again.
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Okay, good-bye, handsome.
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Hey.
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Don't say anything, but Laila thinks
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you're a bit jealous...
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Me?
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Jealous?
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Of you and Laila?
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Ha. You're my sperm donor.
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No, I know.
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I told her you're not bitchy.
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She thinks I'm a bitch?
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No-no.
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Bitch-y,
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bitch-y.
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Not a bitch.
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Bitch?!
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Oh. Oh.
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Did you just key my car?
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Where are you?
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Is that Laila?
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Oh, boy.
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Yes.
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I did scratch this car.
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I had no idea it was yours.
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It was an accident.
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You accidentally yelled "bitch" and
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then keyed my car?
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Tell her you're not jealous,
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tell her you're not jealous!
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So glad you understand.
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Nice car.
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Bitchin'.
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Synced and corrected by
Mastermonger. www.addic7ed.com
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Mild salsa?
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No, I can't celebrate
father's day with this.
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Father's day's all about zing.
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Not going to happen.
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Oh, hot salsa is happening.
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Harry, father's day is my time with Billy.
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It's a tradition.
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That was before I came along.
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Now I can take over.
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You're welcome.
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I'm not losing this to
our anonymous sperm donor.
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What part of "father's day is
mine" do you not understand?
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The father part.
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Father's day is like Christmas to Michelle.
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Fine.
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Then I can have Christmas.
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But Christmas is my Halloween.
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Okay, if you give me this then you can have
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half of St. Patrick's day,
and all of black history month.
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No.
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I'm keeping father's day.
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You can have groundhog day.
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But groundhog day is my new year's.
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What am I supposed to
do for father's day then?
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This is the official agenda
of our co-father's day
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this Sunday.
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Honoured guests: Jonathan and Harry?
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Well at least someone wants to give me
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a father's day.
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And I got us matching
father's day t-shirts.
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I'm with my princess?
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Oh, my two gay dads.
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It'll work better with Ana between us.
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I'm not wearing this.
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But it's such a good example of
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proper apostrophe usage.
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Fine.
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You don't have to join us.
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It's father's day.
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It's not daughter's day.
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If Anastasia doesn't want to come,
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I'll simply call up the gentleman
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at laser tag and tell him we're no longer a
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party of three.
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So, you and I are still going to go?
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Don't answer!
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It's probably Stacey.
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Why hello?
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No, I don't need a long distance plan.
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Nobody does.
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What year are you calling from?
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Whoa.
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You seem stressed.
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I have to intercept a stupid call from my
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stupid school.
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They think I broke into
the stupid teacher's lounge
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and stole a stupid history exam.
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Did you?
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That's in the past Harry.
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Nobody cares about the past.
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You keyed Harry's girlfriend's car.
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It was an accident.
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And then you called her a bitch.
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So badass.
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No, I didn't call her a bitch,
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I just happened to say "bitch!"...
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Idiot.
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Not you. Me.
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Also, you are not a bitch.
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I rarely say bitch.
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Just when I'm quoting.
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Like when one reads Huck Finn and says...
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Please stop.
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Look, I called you "a little bitchy",
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which was a little bitchy.
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Maybe I'm a bit jealous
of your relationship
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with Harry.
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Jealous of me and Harry?
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We've never even kissed.
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Okay, so I gave birth to his kid.
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But only once.
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So why don't you come hang with us.
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It's movie night.
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I don't want to be a third wheel.
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We'll be a wheelbarrow.
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A wheelbarrow only has one wheel.
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Hey sweety, thank you for
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the coffee...
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it's for Harry.
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Two creams and six sugars...
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just how you like it.
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Happy father's day week!
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Thank you, my boy.
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Father's day week?
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Yes.
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We need a whole week to celebrate
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my fatherishness.
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Whoa, we agreed that I get father's day.
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Father's day may be your Christmas.
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But father's day week is my hanukkah.
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Father-nukkah.
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You're not Jewish.
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And you're not a father.
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There will be many, many gifts for Harry.
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I need money, mom.
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And I need to bake a cake...
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Billy, focus.
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It's the third day of father-nukkah:
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Spa day.
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Cucumber slices coming right up.
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Oh you know what, throw a few slices
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on some bread too.
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I don't know, I'm feelin' snacky.
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Come on.
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You have mother's week.
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I have mother's day.
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Half of mother's day.
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I share a card with Zoey.
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Oh I know what's going on here.
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Who told you?
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Someone is waiting for a boy to call.
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Yes.
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A boy.
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I gave a boy our landline
number to telephone me.
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Cause that's what teenagers do.
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A mother knows.
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I have got butterflies.
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I'll give you the room.
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Hello.
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Hello, I'm looking for
Mr. or Mrs. Colborne.
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This is Mrs. Colborne. Janet. Me.
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It's about your daughter Anastasia.
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Yes.
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I knew you'd be calling.
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Oh you did?
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How?
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I'm a child psychologist.
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I'm really proud of that fact,
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and mention it a lot.
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I'm calling because there
may have been a mix up-
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Yes, a mix up.
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My daughter did not
steal that history exam.
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So please do not call again.
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Um, I'm calling from Chryobank.
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The sperm bank?
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Uh, yes.
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It's about your donor, XC-3000.
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There might have been a
bit of a labeling error
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that we may have discovered
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due to a court ordered audit...
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Your daughter, Anastasia might be
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the product of a different sperm donor.
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Wait.
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Harry might not be my dad?
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There is no way blood would spray
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out of a horizontal laceration like that.
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It's so unrealistic.
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It's a zombie apocalypse, and that's what
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you find unrealistic?
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She over-hinks everything.
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This is great.
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Just the three of us.
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Terrifying.
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When the...
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Per-someone kills...
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Maims the?
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Whoa.
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Scary.
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Yeah, no, this is intense.
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I gotta check on Charlie.
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This is great.
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I'm so glad we're doing this.
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See, I'm not jealous.
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Come on!
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You can't actually pull out someone's
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lungs like that!
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You are so cute.
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Outrageous.
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I had to learn about a sperm mix-up from
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my daughter?
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Wait.
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Are we even sure she's my mother?
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Yes.
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She gave birth to you.
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You had the birds and
the bees talk with her?
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In one ear and out the other.
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That's not how sex works, mom.
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Look, a simple DNA test
will determine whether
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XC-3000 was in fact your donor.
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We specifically used a sperm bank to avoid
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having a sticky situation on our hands.
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Just look over the consent form,
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sign the part where you
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release us of any wrongdoing,
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and then free of charge,
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you'll get the results.
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I'm so cold.
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You're in shock, dear.
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Okay.
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Oh, by the way, I stole a history exam
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and I'm in trouble at school.
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Anastasia, we're dealing with
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something serious right now.
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Yup.
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That seems unimportant, I agree.
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You realize your gross
incompetence could mean
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no more Harry in our lives?
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Of course, these things do happen.
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Has anyone else been affected?
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No. No-no-no.
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Isolated incident.
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We run a tight ship here.
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Dr. Merrick, your ten o'clock's here.
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What are they doing here?
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Maybe a few other people
who used our clinic
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between 1993 and 2010 were affected.
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Maybe.
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There's a chance you might not be
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Billy's father.
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How low will you stoop to get father's day?
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Harry, there may have been
a mix up at the sperm bank.
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Oh my God.
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No way.
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Of course Billy's my son.
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We have the same hair, same winning smile,
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00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:41,811
same inny belly button.
282
00:09:41,813 --> 00:09:43,580
The sperm bank is doing
DNA tests to find out
283
00:09:43,582 --> 00:09:45,949
if you're his father.
284
00:09:45,951 --> 00:09:48,685
Harry might not be my dad?
285
00:09:48,687 --> 00:09:51,554
Whoa, whoa, hey bud, come here.
286
00:09:51,556 --> 00:09:55,725
Even if I'm not your dad, which I am,
287
00:09:55,727 --> 00:09:57,427
nothing will change.
288
00:09:57,429 --> 00:10:01,130
It just might mean you
have some other amazing dad,
289
00:10:01,132 --> 00:10:03,767
since you're so amazing yourself.
290
00:10:04,835 --> 00:10:06,335
You mean...
291
00:10:06,337 --> 00:10:09,272
My real dad could be an astronaut?
292
00:10:09,274 --> 00:10:10,306
Sure.
293
00:10:10,308 --> 00:10:12,241
But no worries, I'm your dad...
294
00:10:12,243 --> 00:10:13,810
I bet he'd take us on the space shuttle.
295
00:10:13,812 --> 00:10:15,444
We'd get to wear spacesuits!
296
00:10:15,446 --> 00:10:16,745
No, I just meant...
297
00:10:16,747 --> 00:10:18,680
but the slightest puncture
in the suit would mean
298
00:10:18,682 --> 00:10:23,151
instant death in the vacuum of space.
299
00:10:23,153 --> 00:10:25,454
I want you to be my dad.
300
00:10:28,357 --> 00:10:29,758
I am your dad.
301
00:10:31,027 --> 00:10:32,895
I don't think we should get the results.
302
00:10:32,897 --> 00:10:34,129
Yeah.
303
00:10:34,131 --> 00:10:36,898
Billy, as far as we will ever know,
304
00:10:36,900 --> 00:10:38,666
Harry is your dad.
305
00:10:40,001 --> 00:10:42,770
I'm ripping up the consent form.
306
00:10:46,643 --> 00:10:47,675
Hey.
307
00:10:47,677 --> 00:10:49,076
Hey, did you hear the good news?
308
00:10:49,078 --> 00:10:51,312
The sperm kids may not be Harry's.
309
00:10:51,314 --> 00:10:52,580
Yeah, I heard.
310
00:10:52,582 --> 00:10:54,348
We're having drink specials to celebrate.
311
00:10:54,350 --> 00:10:56,783
No, I'm just here to
pass off Charlie to Harry.
312
00:10:56,785 --> 00:10:59,820
If Harry isn't too busy
holding hands with Laila?
313
00:10:59,822 --> 00:11:01,755
I'm not jealous.
314
00:11:01,757 --> 00:11:04,691
Wait, Harry still has to
take care of that even if
315
00:11:04,693 --> 00:11:06,092
it's not his thing?
316
00:11:06,094 --> 00:11:07,293
Yes.
317
00:11:07,295 --> 00:11:09,095
The sperm bank mix-up
didn't affect me and Charlie.
318
00:11:09,097 --> 00:11:10,163
Harry's his father.
319
00:11:10,165 --> 00:11:11,665
Right, cause this little poster boy for the
320
00:11:11,667 --> 00:11:14,000
Aryan race looks just like Harry.
321
00:11:14,002 --> 00:11:18,504
I've never questioned that
Charlie is Harry's son.
322
00:11:18,506 --> 00:11:21,707
I got a DNA test after he was born.
323
00:11:21,709 --> 00:11:23,142
Rose!
324
00:11:23,144 --> 00:11:24,543
Laila!
325
00:11:24,545 --> 00:11:25,644
Irene!
326
00:11:25,646 --> 00:11:28,348
Oh, I'm doing great thanks!
327
00:11:29,716 --> 00:11:31,017
It's so good to see you.
328
00:11:31,019 --> 00:11:32,685
So great.
329
00:11:32,687 --> 00:11:33,987
Harry with you?
330
00:11:33,989 --> 00:11:35,588
He's caught up with the
sperm bank craziness.
331
00:11:35,590 --> 00:11:38,958
I'm sure you understand,
you guys share that bond.
332
00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:40,559
Huh.
333
00:11:40,561 --> 00:11:42,628
And a baby.
334
00:11:44,263 --> 00:11:45,498
Rose, if you found the perfect guy,
335
00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:47,032
who loved kids, would you be
336
00:11:47,034 --> 00:11:49,568
interested in a relationship?
337
00:11:49,570 --> 00:11:51,203
Sure?
338
00:11:51,205 --> 00:11:52,270
Cause I, I mean why not,
339
00:11:52,272 --> 00:11:53,238
there's no reason...
340
00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:56,108
I'm not hung up on anyone else, so.
341
00:11:56,110 --> 00:11:57,675
I know just the guy.
342
00:11:57,677 --> 00:11:59,577
I'll set it up.
343
00:11:59,579 --> 00:12:01,412
I think it's meant to be.
344
00:12:01,414 --> 00:12:04,682
Super, just super.
345
00:12:10,724 --> 00:12:14,091
Life is beautiful.
346
00:12:14,093 --> 00:12:15,126
Who am I going to celebrate
347
00:12:15,128 --> 00:12:16,127
father's day with if you're not
348
00:12:16,129 --> 00:12:17,828
Anastasia's father?
349
00:12:17,830 --> 00:12:19,063
Your daughter.
350
00:12:19,065 --> 00:12:21,665
Hey, whoa whoa.
351
00:12:21,667 --> 00:12:24,502
I am confident I got your wife pregnant.
352
00:12:24,504 --> 00:12:26,603
I hope that's true, Harry.
353
00:12:26,605 --> 00:12:27,871
I do.
354
00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:29,773
Harry you'll always be
my fake dad no matter what
355
00:12:29,775 --> 00:12:31,775
some stupid test says.
356
00:12:31,777 --> 00:12:32,943
Get real.
357
00:12:32,945 --> 00:12:33,844
Would you and your mom hang out
358
00:12:33,846 --> 00:12:35,079
if you weren't family?
359
00:12:35,081 --> 00:12:36,780
Do I need to answer that in front of her?
360
00:12:36,782 --> 00:12:38,615
Ana's right.
361
00:12:38,617 --> 00:12:40,951
Nothing will change.
362
00:12:40,953 --> 00:12:43,954
When I was a kid my mom
had this awesome boyfriend.
363
00:12:43,956 --> 00:12:45,789
We were super close and when they broke up,
364
00:12:45,791 --> 00:12:48,892
we swore nothing would
change between him and I...
365
00:12:48,894 --> 00:12:50,326
See, dad.
366
00:12:50,328 --> 00:12:51,962
I never saw Fred again.
367
00:12:51,964 --> 00:12:53,296
Or was it Ed?
368
00:12:55,867 --> 00:12:57,233
Oh no.
369
00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:58,101
Oh no.
370
00:12:58,103 --> 00:12:59,769
Oh no.
371
00:12:59,771 --> 00:13:02,204
Goodbye dear, dear friend.
372
00:13:02,206 --> 00:13:04,740
I don't want only one dad.
373
00:13:07,410 --> 00:13:11,013
Well, I suppose we don't need to find out
374
00:13:11,015 --> 00:13:14,550
the results of the paternity test.
375
00:13:14,552 --> 00:13:16,418
We'll just always know in our hearts that
376
00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:19,188
Harry isn't really part of the family.
377
00:13:19,190 --> 00:13:20,889
You know, Zoey and Michelle ripped up
378
00:13:20,891 --> 00:13:22,824
their consent form.
379
00:13:27,362 --> 00:13:28,830
Fine.
380
00:13:30,933 --> 00:13:32,601
We don't ever have to set foot inside that
381
00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:34,936
sperm bank again.
382
00:13:41,644 --> 00:13:42,943
I'll need a new consent form.
383
00:13:42,945 --> 00:13:44,111
Absolutely.
384
00:13:44,113 --> 00:13:45,980
And your DNA results
for Anastasia should be
385
00:13:45,982 --> 00:13:48,015
ready in about an hour.
386
00:13:48,017 --> 00:13:49,683
It's just when I look
into my daughter's eyes,
387
00:13:49,685 --> 00:13:52,152
I need to know it's
Harry staring back at me.
388
00:13:52,154 --> 00:13:53,286
That's what you said, right?
389
00:13:53,288 --> 00:13:54,387
We both need to be comfortable with
390
00:13:54,389 --> 00:13:55,990
the decision, Jonathan.
391
00:13:55,992 --> 00:13:57,024
Well then maybe we shouldn't...
392
00:13:57,026 --> 00:13:58,626
We're getting the results.
393
00:13:58,628 --> 00:13:59,827
We're going to get the results.
394
00:13:59,829 --> 00:14:01,928
Nobody could blame us for
wanting to know the truth.
395
00:14:01,930 --> 00:14:03,196
Absolutely.
396
00:14:03,198 --> 00:14:04,998
There's nothing wrong
with what we're doing.
397
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,032
Absolutely.
398
00:14:06,034 --> 00:14:07,734
Even though we told Harry and our kids
399
00:14:07,736 --> 00:14:08,735
we wouldn't find out.
400
00:14:08,737 --> 00:14:10,036
I don't know, Mich...
401
00:14:10,038 --> 00:14:12,339
Oh it's too late to back out now, babe.
402
00:14:12,341 --> 00:14:14,907
You said one hour?
403
00:14:14,909 --> 00:14:15,908
I did.
404
00:14:17,811 --> 00:14:19,012
Rose Mabely?
405
00:14:19,014 --> 00:14:20,246
Let me help you...
406
00:14:20,248 --> 00:14:21,480
Sure, want to come on
an awkward blind date?
407
00:14:21,482 --> 00:14:23,115
Especially awkward because I have feelings
408
00:14:23,117 --> 00:14:24,016
for someone else.
409
00:14:24,018 --> 00:14:26,418
Oh God.
410
00:14:26,420 --> 00:14:27,753
Rose, get it together.
411
00:14:27,755 --> 00:14:29,321
This could be great, right?
412
00:14:29,323 --> 00:14:31,223
I could be meeting my future husband.
413
00:14:31,225 --> 00:14:33,725
I meant help you to your table.
414
00:14:33,727 --> 00:14:36,495
Your future husband is over there.
415
00:14:36,497 --> 00:14:37,496
Harry?
416
00:14:38,998 --> 00:14:40,431
You on a date too?
417
00:14:40,433 --> 00:14:41,899
I'm meeting Laila.
418
00:14:41,901 --> 00:14:43,734
Weird, cause Laila told me to come here
419
00:14:43,736 --> 00:14:44,902
to meet someone.
420
00:14:44,904 --> 00:14:45,836
Weird.
421
00:14:45,838 --> 00:14:47,104
She said she had a surprise for me.
422
00:14:48,307 --> 00:14:52,310
She said she knew the perfect guy for me.
423
00:14:56,215 --> 00:14:57,649
Oh God.
424
00:14:57,651 --> 00:15:00,417
Your girlfriend is setting us up.
425
00:15:00,419 --> 00:15:01,618
What?
426
00:15:01,620 --> 00:15:04,421
She said you and I share a special bond.
427
00:15:05,923 --> 00:15:08,958
That it's meant to be.
428
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,127
Laila thinks we should be together.
429
00:15:11,129 --> 00:15:12,529
Why would she...?
430
00:15:14,332 --> 00:15:17,266
You don't think that, do you?
431
00:15:21,605 --> 00:15:24,007
Harry I am jealous of you and Laila.
432
00:15:24,009 --> 00:15:26,009
And I think it's because I like you.
433
00:15:27,044 --> 00:15:29,212
Like, like you.
434
00:15:29,214 --> 00:15:32,381
Like, want to kiss you, like you.
435
00:15:37,522 --> 00:15:40,423
Say something, Harry.
436
00:15:40,425 --> 00:15:43,491
Hey guys, so sorry we're late.
437
00:15:43,493 --> 00:15:45,393
Rose, this is Ted.
438
00:15:45,395 --> 00:15:46,294
Your date.
439
00:15:46,296 --> 00:15:47,696
Surprise.
440
00:15:47,698 --> 00:15:50,099
We're having a couple's brunch.
441
00:15:50,101 --> 00:15:54,169
Why don't they have us at a table for four?
442
00:15:54,171 --> 00:15:55,370
Hi, Ted.
443
00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:56,571
Hi.
444
00:16:03,785 --> 00:16:06,219
So, what are you going to get?
445
00:16:06,221 --> 00:16:07,620
Hm... oh, um...
446
00:16:09,589 --> 00:16:10,924
I'm not sure.
447
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:12,258
I think I'm going to
get the steak and eggs.
448
00:16:12,260 --> 00:16:14,193
Let me get this straight.
449
00:16:14,195 --> 00:16:16,429
You want steak now?
450
00:16:16,431 --> 00:16:18,231
You could've had steak anytime!
451
00:16:18,233 --> 00:16:19,799
But you always wanted someone else...
452
00:16:19,801 --> 00:16:22,568
Something else.
453
00:16:22,570 --> 00:16:25,170
I'm sure there's enough steak for everyone.
454
00:16:25,172 --> 00:16:26,305
Yeah.
455
00:16:26,307 --> 00:16:29,107
What's your beef with Rose and steak?
456
00:16:32,446 --> 00:16:34,680
Yes, I want steak.
457
00:16:35,882 --> 00:16:38,317
There, I'm not afraid to say it.
458
00:16:38,319 --> 00:16:40,185
You know what, I don't even want to
459
00:16:40,187 --> 00:16:42,120
talk about steak anymore.
460
00:16:42,122 --> 00:16:42,888
I'm not feeling well.
461
00:16:42,890 --> 00:16:43,956
My stomach hurts.
462
00:16:43,958 --> 00:16:45,857
Upper or lower abdomen?
463
00:16:45,859 --> 00:16:47,725
Ted's a G.I. Specialist.
464
00:16:47,727 --> 00:16:50,195
Gee I, don't want to brag.
465
00:16:53,834 --> 00:16:54,399
Great.
466
00:16:54,401 --> 00:16:55,667
Now this too?
467
00:16:55,669 --> 00:16:57,169
It's Anastasia and Billy.
468
00:16:57,171 --> 00:16:59,204
I got to go.
469
00:16:59,206 --> 00:17:00,772
Okay.
470
00:17:00,774 --> 00:17:01,840
Know what, I'm going to get
471
00:17:01,842 --> 00:17:03,108
the steak too.
472
00:17:03,110 --> 00:17:07,811
The chance to eat a good
t-bone is so... rare.
473
00:17:14,719 --> 00:17:18,655
Who's your daddy's?
474
00:17:18,657 --> 00:17:22,460
I have the DNA results right here.
475
00:17:22,462 --> 00:17:25,996
And the envelope please...
476
00:17:25,998 --> 00:17:27,464
You said you weren't doing the DNA test.
477
00:17:27,466 --> 00:17:28,699
You lied.
478
00:17:28,701 --> 00:17:30,033
How did you know that we were here?
479
00:17:30,035 --> 00:17:31,568
The clinic called to
confirm your appointment.
480
00:17:31,570 --> 00:17:32,903
I pretended to be you.
481
00:17:32,905 --> 00:17:34,104
"I'm Janet."
482
00:17:34,106 --> 00:17:35,639
"I'm smarter and better than you."
483
00:17:35,641 --> 00:17:37,140
It's uncanny.
484
00:17:37,142 --> 00:17:38,108
Honest mistake.
485
00:17:38,110 --> 00:17:39,175
Billy, I'm sorry.
486
00:17:39,177 --> 00:17:40,811
We were just trying to protect you.
487
00:17:42,780 --> 00:17:44,515
The results are...
488
00:17:47,118 --> 00:17:50,320
Whoa whoa whoa, don't read that yet!
489
00:17:50,322 --> 00:17:52,489
I'm XC-3000.
490
00:17:56,193 --> 00:17:58,861
Whatever that envelope says,
491
00:17:58,863 --> 00:18:02,532
I'm going to love you both no matter what.
492
00:18:02,534 --> 00:18:05,068
You'll let me be part of your life, right,
493
00:18:05,070 --> 00:18:06,802
even if we don't share DNA?
494
00:18:06,804 --> 00:18:08,870
Yes of course...
495
00:18:08,872 --> 00:18:10,005
Yeah.
496
00:18:10,007 --> 00:18:11,840
I'm not a jerk.
497
00:18:11,842 --> 00:18:14,143
Hey, look, I think the important thing to
498
00:18:14,145 --> 00:18:16,145
remember is that you all
continue to love each other
499
00:18:16,147 --> 00:18:17,879
no matter what and that
you've waived the right
500
00:18:17,881 --> 00:18:19,648
to litigation.
501
00:18:19,650 --> 00:18:20,315
Harry.
502
00:18:20,317 --> 00:18:22,351
Rose?
503
00:18:22,353 --> 00:18:23,585
We need to talk.
504
00:18:23,587 --> 00:18:24,453
Well...
505
00:18:24,455 --> 00:18:25,354
Hey everyone.
506
00:18:25,356 --> 00:18:26,555
Hi!
507
00:18:26,557 --> 00:18:28,356
Ana tweeted that she was coming here.
508
00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:29,990
Yeah, but hashtag private.
509
00:18:29,992 --> 00:18:32,760
Ah, I'm going to do this, ok.
510
00:18:35,597 --> 00:18:37,265
Ah...
511
00:18:37,267 --> 00:18:38,666
Interesting...
512
00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:41,001
Okay...
513
00:18:44,173 --> 00:18:45,673
These are not your results.
514
00:18:45,675 --> 00:18:46,774
Ughhhh.
515
00:18:46,776 --> 00:18:47,741
I'm just gonna need a few...
516
00:18:47,743 --> 00:18:51,178
Is there somewhere we can talk?
517
00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:54,181
Ya, I think he's gotta...
518
00:19:02,757 --> 00:19:04,324
Look, about what I said
at the restaurant...
519
00:19:04,326 --> 00:19:05,392
I know, my timing's not great...
520
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:06,259
Not great?
521
00:19:06,261 --> 00:19:07,094
No.
522
00:19:07,096 --> 00:19:08,228
Terrible.
523
00:19:09,597 --> 00:19:11,598
You decide to tell me
you like me when I'm in
524
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:14,233
the first real relationship of my life.
525
00:19:14,235 --> 00:19:15,735
It's not fair, cause I liked you first.
526
00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:17,670
No, I liked you first!
527
00:19:17,672 --> 00:19:18,938
No, I did.
528
00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,106
Oh please.
529
00:19:20,108 --> 00:19:21,074
I subconsciously chose you as my anonymous
530
00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:22,341
sperm donor after meeting you.
531
00:19:22,343 --> 00:19:23,209
Fine!
532
00:19:23,211 --> 00:19:23,910
But I liked you most recently.
533
00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:25,211
Fine!
534
00:19:25,213 --> 00:19:27,246
Okay, well, I'm with someone now.
535
00:19:27,248 --> 00:19:29,348
I've moved on...
536
00:19:29,350 --> 00:19:30,016
I've moved on too.
537
00:19:30,018 --> 00:19:32,250
Since brunch?
538
00:19:32,252 --> 00:19:33,218
Yes.
539
00:19:34,854 --> 00:19:36,788
So we're good then?
540
00:19:38,057 --> 00:19:39,190
Absolutely.
541
00:19:42,662 --> 00:19:43,996
Alright, fine.
542
00:20:00,712 --> 00:20:01,712
Whoa.
543
00:20:03,282 --> 00:20:04,282
Whoa.
544
00:20:14,325 --> 00:20:15,859
You got a girl?
545
00:20:16,894 --> 00:20:18,995
I only got magazines.
546
00:20:24,162 --> 00:20:26,397
Should we find out if you're the father?
547
00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:29,933
XC-3000 you may already be a winner.
548
00:20:32,604 --> 00:20:35,206
So, with your spermission...
549
00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:38,409
Oh please, oh please...
550
00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:40,244
Billy's donor is...
551
00:20:46,751 --> 00:20:47,950
XC-3000.
552
00:20:50,788 --> 00:20:52,155
That's my boy! See?
553
00:20:52,157 --> 00:20:53,689
Told ya, buddy.
554
00:20:55,326 --> 00:20:58,128
Anastasia's donor is - drrrr...
555
00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:04,789
Now I know how they feel at the Oscars...
556
00:21:05,982 --> 00:21:07,494
XC-3000.
557
00:21:09,042 --> 00:21:10,404
Coupla buds.
558
00:21:10,404 --> 00:21:11,971
Coupla tight buds.
559
00:21:14,197 --> 00:21:15,929
Dakota's donor is...
560
00:21:15,929 --> 00:21:17,352
XC-3000.
561
00:21:17,352 --> 00:21:18,452
Hurray!
562
00:21:19,212 --> 00:21:20,613
What?
563
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,811
Who's Dakota?
564
00:21:23,562 --> 00:21:24,154
Um.
565
00:21:24,154 --> 00:21:26,530
This information is confidential.
566
00:21:26,530 --> 00:21:28,244
Never mind.
567
00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:32,851
I have another kid?
568
00:21:34,484 --> 00:21:36,406
Happy father-nukkah!
569
00:21:40,361 --> 00:21:46,096
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