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- I had him.
- So let's make him suffer.
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Please keep your seatbelts fastened.
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We're running into
some minor turbulence.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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Vampire coming up.
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Where is she?
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I haven't seen her.
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I'm gonna break out of these,
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- and then I'm gonna kill you.
- Aah!
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This is between me and you! Not him!
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What do you do now?
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Whatever the hell I want.
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Can I come?
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Heaven bless these souls
and accept them through your holy gates.
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The lord is my shepherd.
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I shall not want.
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He maketh me to lie down in green pastures.
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So now we wait here unit he uses his power again?
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That's the plan?
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Need to get to the Lost Apostle.
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Driver's license and
c-c-credit card, please.
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The Lost Ap-postle, eh? Amazing place.
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Th-Th-This'll just take a jiff.
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Came up with the Bionic
Ear here, you know?
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What?
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Uh, the, uh, uh, Bionic Ear.
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This is where they
invented it... in Melbourne.
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Bit of trivia. Free of charge.
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Ha.
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Problem?
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Sorry, sir.
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It, uh, seems we don't
have, uh, any cars available.
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What about those?
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Well, uh...
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th-th-they're reserved
for M-M-M-M-M-M-Moth...
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Mother's Day.
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Whatever it says there on that
screen of yours about me...
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wanted murderer, armed and
dangerous... it's a lie.
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I'm not armed,
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but I do have the power
to make people do as I say.
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Laugh. Cry. Kill.
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Anything.
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One time, in Texas, I made
a cop mace his own balls.
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But I don't want to
do that here... Jaxon.
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See, people been gettin' hurt.
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I gotta cut back on usin' it.
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Problem is, if I don't
get to where I need to go,
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pretty sure the whole
world is gonna end,
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and everyone's gonna die.
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So I'll leave that with you.
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I'm askin' you to rent me,
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of your own free will, a rental car.
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Thank you.
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Jaxon...
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...you don't stutter.
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Thank you.
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And in other news,
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authorities continue
an international manhunt
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for the preacher behind
the pervert rampage.
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There's still no word on the whereabouts
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of the missing New Zealand
Deputy Prime Minister.
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Sources say...
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Preacher?
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Eugene.
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GOOO!!
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Preacher S04E05
"www.Addic7ed.com"
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Eugene can take care of himself.
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If The Saint wanted him
dead, he'd be dead, right?
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Right.
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Eugene.
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d I suppose d
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d She'll come my way d
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d I want her to love me d
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d Until her dying day d
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d I want her to d
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d Love me d
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d I want her to d
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d Love me d
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...The bloody ponce was
turning 'em into vampires
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and just killin'.
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Also, he could turn himself into a cat,
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flittin' about in the sky
like some kind of sexy pirate.
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Dick. What'd ya do?
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I turned the rest of his
followers, then they ate him.
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- Nice.
- Uh-huh.
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I mean, Christ, it doesn't compare
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to fightin' all the Nazis
on a bus ride to Hell, but...
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Eh...
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...kept me fit.
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Mm. Right there.
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What happened to your hair?
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Hurtful. Hurtful.
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It's good to see ya.
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And you, Cass.
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SlA�inte mhath.
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Yeah, that.
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d I feel like... d
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Effendi.
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Oh, yeah. Need a shit, shower, shave.
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Oh, a-and a phone.
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In back room.
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Gotta call a, uh, certain lady.
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- Oh.
- Hmm.
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d I feel like... d
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Jesus Christ, huh?
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I know, right?
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Guy's a bloody handsome devil.
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I guess.
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So, speakin' of handsome devils...
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Did you tell him we slept together?
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Did you tell him we had sex?
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I'm not mad. Just tell me.
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Did you?
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Yeah.
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- Nissa, look.
- What?
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Bad news.
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The search continues for
the man who police say
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brutally murdered a group
of innocent sex tourists
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here in the Middle East.
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The manhunt grows as the Holy Man
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turned pervert-hating killing machine
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was reportedly last
spotted in Australia.
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Room service.
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Good morning, Jesus.
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Your breakfast is here.
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Oh!
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Oh, Jesus.
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Due to my negligence,
Tulip O'Hare and Cassidy
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have escaped Masada, as
has our political prisoner.
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I've also failed in my duty
to track down and locate
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the Holy Child.
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For these reasons...
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...I'm ready to die.
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I'm ready, too.
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Mm?
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Gone? Where?
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Did you check the leper lab
or the pediatric-cancer wing?
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He loves those sorts of...
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Hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Proceed.
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Hmm.
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Mm.
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You have no authority.
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Don't you dare.
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Or what? You'll get your brains on me?
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Or I'll get your brains on you.
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I'll take my chances.
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Idiot.
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Problem, sir?
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They can't find Jesus.
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Sir, please, I think
I've earned the right
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to be executed by you and you alone.
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Uh, how can I get anything
done when the phone won't stop?
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You've earned the right to drop dead
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and get rolled into a tarp, Flufferman.
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That's what you've earned.
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What?! How dare he?
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Where the hell is Hitler?
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So close, Mein Frau.
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So close.
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- Ah, Herr Starr. What an...
- Aah!
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Ugh!
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Do you know what's at stake,
what I've been promised?
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The apocalypse is going to happen,
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and no teeny, tiny tin-pot
is going to get in my way!
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While I'm here, the Messiah.
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Now that you've laid eyes on him,
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how did he seem to you?
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Fantastich, Mein Allfather.
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Congratulations.
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F-Finally, a Messiah we can believe in.
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Hmm.
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'Cause he knows if he
doesn't, I'll hurt you.
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Move it out!
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Coming in now.
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Quiet.
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Listen up.
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Let's go.
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Hunted down like a dog
over an orgy murder.
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I mean, this is why we need
to stick together, isn't it?
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Mm.
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You know, it's all my fault.
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It's not Jesse.
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He turned up like a good friend should.
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d And I been thinkin' d
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He said, "Look, I know
we've had our differences,
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you and I, but that
doesn't matter right now
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on account of you getting
repeatedly foreskinned
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by a meat-handed Italian man.
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Christ, he was there to
stop it. He'd come to help.
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And do you know what I said to that?
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Do you know what my stupid,
selfish response was?
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- "I'd rather be circumcised."
- That's right.
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Which means I got a lot of work
to do to make it up to him now.
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So maybe goin' down to
Australia to rescue him
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from whatever godforsaken
mess he's got himself into
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seems like a pretty good
start, doesn't it, you know?
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All right, so go on. Let's hit the road.
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d One more drink d
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- Go and get our boy.
- No, thank you.
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What'd you mean by that?
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It means I ain't goin'.
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You don't really mean that.
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Gotta fix the car.
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Dust in the carburetor.
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Then we're takin' off.
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Tak... takin' off w-with Jesus Christ?
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Mm-hmm.
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He wants to see Las Vegas.
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I think he's...
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I don't know what to think.
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All right, but you can't just leave.
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Shouldn't we stick together?
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Come with.
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Out on the road with a
lonely, handsome Jesus?
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Could be fun.
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Think about it.
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I don't want to.
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Let's go!
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Nice car.
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'72 Chevelle SS.
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Crate 350 with a cowl-induction hood
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and 4-11 gears.
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Flowmaster and TA tires.
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And all mine.
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Yeah.
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You sure about this?
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Takin' off?
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Of course.
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Don't you got stuff to do,
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like walkin' on water,
turnin' it into wine?
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I don't know.
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Oh, most of that's
pretty much just metaphor.
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Oh.
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'Cause there's no changin'
your mind once we hit the road.
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We're committed.
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Well, there is this conference
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I'm supposed to be
helping out with, but...
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No.
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I was born a man without obligations.
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Walking the Earth, being with people,
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I think that's all
the stuff I need to do.
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I like that.
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'Cause we're gonna
walk some serious Earth.
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The unredeemed one,
will he be joining us?
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Cass?
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He's thinkin' 'bout it.
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Sex, sex, sex.
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Those juicy flanks. Legs wrapped tight.
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Feelin' of me inside her.
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Yeah, I think you know what I'm
talkin' about, you dirty bird.
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What the hell's got you so worked up?
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Hot date. I haven't seen her in years.
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When she lands, on.
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Effendi.
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What about you and your gal? Hot number.
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No, no, she's not my gal.
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But of course she is.
Don't blame you, either.
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Big baby eyes.
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Sweet caramel skin.
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Oh. Naughty little uppercut.
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She's my best mate's girl.
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It's not gonna happen.
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No. No, it's not.
269
00:22:26,974 --> 00:22:29,090
Not with that attitude.
270
00:22:29,093 --> 00:22:30,925
Listen to me, friend.
271
00:22:30,928 --> 00:22:33,311
Every now and then, you
have to roll the dice.
272
00:22:33,314 --> 00:22:36,481
Love isn't easy,
forbidden love, especially.
273
00:22:37,768 --> 00:22:39,317
Breaks and beats ya.
274
00:22:39,319 --> 00:22:41,436
Rips you to shreds.
275
00:22:41,439 --> 00:22:43,939
But then, right when you think
276
00:22:43,941 --> 00:22:46,826
your heart can't take another second,
277
00:22:46,827 --> 00:22:49,494
it gives you life.
278
00:22:49,497 --> 00:22:52,164
Dazzling and new.
279
00:22:52,166 --> 00:22:54,282
A love worth fighting for. A love so...
280
00:22:54,285 --> 00:22:56,376
That's enough, now. That's enough.
281
00:22:56,380 --> 00:22:59,526
Shut your mouth, you
oozy little gobshite.
282
00:22:59,528 --> 00:23:02,008
For the love of God, I am...
283
00:23:02,009 --> 00:23:05,344
tryin' to do the right thing, okay?
284
00:23:05,346 --> 00:23:06,921
God, for once.
285
00:23:13,188 --> 00:23:15,229
You're right.
286
00:23:15,230 --> 00:23:18,265
Who am I to give advice about love?
287
00:23:18,267 --> 00:23:20,308
Look what it got me.
288
00:23:20,310 --> 00:23:23,645
Cast out of heaven, exiled, imprisoned.
289
00:23:23,647 --> 00:23:26,031
And all because of some
smokin' hot piece...
290
00:23:28,277 --> 00:23:30,295
What?
291
00:23:31,948 --> 00:23:33,447
She's here.
292
00:23:33,449 --> 00:23:34,840
Hmm?
293
00:24:05,405 --> 00:24:11,527
d Love of my life, you've hurt me d
294
00:24:11,528 --> 00:24:18,259
d You've broken my heart,
and now you leave me d
295
00:24:18,260 --> 00:24:24,123
d Love of my life, can't you see? d
296
00:24:30,597 --> 00:24:33,316
d Back, hurry back d
297
00:24:33,317 --> 00:24:36,602
d Please bring it back home to me d
298
00:24:36,604 --> 00:24:44,809
d Because you don't know
what it means to me d
299
00:24:44,811 --> 00:24:48,529
d Love of my life d
300
00:24:48,615 --> 00:24:52,117
d Love of my life d
301
00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:55,863
d Ooh, ooh d
302
00:25:22,817 --> 00:25:24,523
_
303
00:25:26,820 --> 00:25:28,579
I didn't know I could.
304
00:25:30,106 --> 00:25:32,066
That is no excuse.
305
00:25:32,067 --> 00:25:36,128
Leavin' you there,
that... that was a sin.
306
00:25:42,912 --> 00:25:45,054
You're a good kid, Eugene.
307
00:25:47,124 --> 00:25:49,224
You're a good Christian.
308
00:25:55,298 --> 00:25:58,759
I don't really know
what that means anymore,
309
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:01,019
but you are.
310
00:26:04,358 --> 00:26:06,358
You put your faith in your preacher,
311
00:26:06,361 --> 00:26:08,744
and your preacher let you down.
312
00:26:10,314 --> 00:26:12,146
Christ.
313
00:26:14,109 --> 00:26:17,036
Your own preacher sent you to Hell.
314
00:26:25,546 --> 00:26:28,622
Eugene, I don't know if
you could ever forgive me.
315
00:26:31,626 --> 00:26:34,052
I just want you to know that...
316
00:26:37,173 --> 00:26:39,674
...I feel so bad 'bout what I did.
317
00:26:44,807 --> 00:26:46,031
Eugene...
318
00:26:49,854 --> 00:26:51,621
...I'm sorry.
319
00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:02,162
_
320
00:27:17,432 --> 00:27:19,816
Seen Tulip do this 1,000 times.
321
00:27:21,769 --> 00:27:23,634
Is it blue or red?
322
00:27:26,390 --> 00:27:27,940
Shit.
323
00:27:37,329 --> 00:27:40,086
And I was...
324
00:27:41,363 --> 00:27:44,077
Just that one mistake, you know?
325
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,907
Mm.
326
00:27:45,910 --> 00:27:51,963
That one little sin changed everything.
327
00:27:51,965 --> 00:27:54,133
Yeah.
328
00:27:54,134 --> 00:27:57,586
Two sins, actually. She was married.
329
00:27:57,587 --> 00:27:59,880
Oh, right.
330
00:28:02,093 --> 00:28:06,144
I'm not complaining. You know?
331
00:28:07,740 --> 00:28:10,816
A new Messiah was chosen.
332
00:28:10,817 --> 00:28:13,393
My son.
333
00:28:13,394 --> 00:28:16,413
A better one by all accounts.
334
00:28:16,415 --> 00:28:18,583
Humperdoo?
335
00:28:20,236 --> 00:28:21,660
I heard he was, like...
336
00:28:21,662 --> 00:28:23,319
Incredible.
337
00:28:23,321 --> 00:28:25,905
My father's favorite.
338
00:28:25,907 --> 00:28:30,344
A true unblemished innocent.
339
00:28:33,098 --> 00:28:35,840
In the end, God knew best...
340
00:28:35,843 --> 00:28:38,102
...as always.
341
00:28:43,683 --> 00:28:45,342
- What?
- Yeah.
342
00:28:48,596 --> 00:28:50,781
Look, I know he's your dad and all,
343
00:28:50,784 --> 00:28:53,651
but God's an asshole.
344
00:28:53,653 --> 00:28:55,952
Don't say that.
345
00:28:58,106 --> 00:28:59,815
I mean...
346
00:28:59,817 --> 00:29:02,125
Don't say that.
347
00:29:05,038 --> 00:29:07,374
All right, come on.
348
00:29:09,335 --> 00:29:11,844
Cassidy, let's go!
349
00:29:18,836 --> 00:29:22,336
I think they're going
to break my bedroom.
350
00:29:22,338 --> 00:29:24,648
I should help Jesse.
351
00:29:24,651 --> 00:29:26,799
It's the right thing to do.
352
00:29:28,563 --> 00:29:31,637
I mean, Tulip's never gonna love me.
353
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:33,566
Not like that, anyway.
354
00:29:37,904 --> 00:29:40,189
I should go and help him, right?
355
00:29:40,191 --> 00:29:42,190
- It's up to you.
- That's right.
356
00:29:42,192 --> 00:29:43,942
That's free will.
357
00:29:43,943 --> 00:29:46,193
Free will says I can change.
358
00:29:46,195 --> 00:29:49,030
Free will says I don't have
to be the selfish arsehole
359
00:29:49,032 --> 00:29:50,583
that no one believes in.
360
00:29:50,585 --> 00:29:53,845
I get to decide whether I
wanna be the hero here or not.
361
00:29:55,714 --> 00:29:59,499
Just like Han Solo, you know?
362
00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:02,094
Luke's my friend and he's in trouble,
363
00:30:02,096 --> 00:30:05,763
and I don't give a shit about
a chestful of Rebel gold.
364
00:30:05,766 --> 00:30:09,384
I'm gonna turn around, and I'm
gonna help blow up that Death Star.
365
00:30:09,385 --> 00:30:11,845
You know what I'm talking about.
366
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:18,018
Do you know "Star Wars"?
367
00:30:18,019 --> 00:30:20,371
- Moving pictures...
- Uh-huh.
368
00:30:20,373 --> 00:30:24,616
...are an affront to Allah, Effendi.
369
00:30:24,618 --> 00:30:26,067
Right.
370
00:30:30,383 --> 00:30:32,368
Han would help.
371
00:30:32,372 --> 00:30:34,241
Maybe he isn't coming.
372
00:30:34,243 --> 00:30:35,552
Oh, please. He's comin'.
373
00:30:38,207 --> 00:30:39,390
Whoa!
374
00:30:39,392 --> 00:30:41,967
All right, all right.
375
00:30:43,896 --> 00:30:45,730
Mm.
376
00:30:52,980 --> 00:30:55,323
- You wanna go in and...
- No.
377
00:30:58,227 --> 00:31:00,076
If he wants to mope
around, feelin' guilty,
378
00:31:00,078 --> 00:31:02,488
well, then let him, okay?
379
00:31:02,490 --> 00:31:05,156
Me and Jesus are gonna
have some serious...
380
00:31:21,583 --> 00:31:24,792
Oh-ho-ho-ho!
381
00:31:24,795 --> 00:31:27,096
Whoa!
382
00:31:27,097 --> 00:31:29,756
Ye-e-e-e-e-e-e-ah!
383
00:31:29,758 --> 00:31:31,776
Walkin' the Earth, baby.
384
00:32:01,193 --> 00:32:03,289
Aw, man.
385
00:32:03,291 --> 00:32:05,643
It's gonna be so cool.
386
00:32:06,645 --> 00:32:08,502
Walkin' the Earth.
387
00:32:08,505 --> 00:32:10,221
So much fun.
388
00:32:10,223 --> 00:32:13,049
Do what we want.
389
00:32:13,051 --> 00:32:15,819
Like what? What are we gonna do?
390
00:32:15,821 --> 00:32:18,512
I dunno.
391
00:32:18,515 --> 00:32:20,515
Get high.
392
00:32:20,517 --> 00:32:22,392
Watch TV.
393
00:32:22,394 --> 00:32:25,069
Play mini golf.
394
00:32:25,071 --> 00:32:26,747
Rob a bank.
395
00:32:34,698 --> 00:32:36,807
Everybody, on the floor!
396
00:32:36,810 --> 00:32:38,500
This is a stickup.
397
00:32:38,501 --> 00:32:43,087
Any one of y'all moves, and all
y'all's guts'll hit the walls.
398
00:32:43,089 --> 00:32:44,705
Good.
399
00:32:44,708 --> 00:32:47,493
I got the vault. You
watch the door, okay?
400
00:32:47,497 --> 00:32:48,926
Got it.
401
00:32:48,929 --> 00:32:50,929
You heard my friend.
402
00:32:50,931 --> 00:32:55,768
Nobody move, or the guts
will be painted on the wall.
403
00:32:58,012 --> 00:33:00,387
- Jesus?
- No talking.
404
00:33:00,390 --> 00:33:02,273
- I have to pee.
- I said no...
405
00:33:02,276 --> 00:33:04,017
Aah! Aah!
406
00:33:04,019 --> 00:33:07,203
Jesus, you shot me.
407
00:33:12,952 --> 00:33:15,313
Or you... you could just be lookout.
408
00:33:22,221 --> 00:33:25,913
We are not goin' back, if
that's what you're thinkin'.
409
00:33:25,915 --> 00:33:28,392
No Goddamn way.
410
00:33:30,395 --> 00:33:32,805
I didn't say anything.
411
00:33:43,910 --> 00:33:46,818
Ah!
412
00:33:53,419 --> 00:33:55,586
Champagne?
413
00:33:55,587 --> 00:33:58,404
I'll be back, my beloved.
414
00:34:06,006 --> 00:34:08,248
Well?
415
00:34:08,250 --> 00:34:09,766
Hi.
416
00:34:09,768 --> 00:34:12,126
"Dazzling and new" is right.
417
00:34:12,128 --> 00:34:15,213
I thought you were gonna mess with
the space-time continuum back there.
418
00:34:15,215 --> 00:34:17,440
I'm happy for the both of ya.
419
00:34:19,686 --> 00:34:21,519
You're still here.
420
00:34:21,521 --> 00:34:23,722
I thought you were on some
sort of rescue mission.
421
00:34:23,724 --> 00:34:29,311
Yeah, well, I decided to
take your advice, you know?
422
00:34:38,038 --> 00:34:40,130
Advice?
423
00:34:40,132 --> 00:34:42,298
Yeah.
424
00:34:42,300 --> 00:34:46,827
You know, just about love and...
425
00:34:46,829 --> 00:34:49,289
rollin' the dice and all that, you know?
426
00:34:49,291 --> 00:34:51,458
Yeah.
427
00:34:51,460 --> 00:34:54,144
Yeah, it's true.
428
00:34:54,146 --> 00:34:56,505
So, I got to ask, what's with the, uh...
429
00:34:56,507 --> 00:34:59,150
Jesus! What the?
430
00:34:59,152 --> 00:35:01,635
What? But you said you loved her.
431
00:35:01,637 --> 00:35:04,041
Indeed I do, friend. Indeed I do.
432
00:35:04,045 --> 00:35:06,356
So what in the hell did you do that for?
433
00:35:06,358 --> 00:35:08,867
She's a demon.
434
00:35:19,746 --> 00:35:21,672
Aah!
435
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:36,503
Eugene.
436
00:35:36,505 --> 00:35:38,672
7-8-1.
437
00:35:38,673 --> 00:35:41,192
Eugene. It's all right. He's not dead.
438
00:35:41,193 --> 00:35:43,101
Come on. Let's go.
439
00:35:58,610 --> 00:36:00,543
Car 23 reporting.
440
00:36:00,545 --> 00:36:02,545
No sign of the suspect.
441
00:36:04,625 --> 00:36:06,865
Copy that, Unit 23.
442
00:36:06,867 --> 00:36:09,052
Units 6 and 14?
443
00:36:10,889 --> 00:36:12,539
Uh, Unit 6 reporting.
444
00:36:12,541 --> 00:36:14,373
Uh, negative. No sign.
445
00:36:17,230 --> 00:36:19,137
Unit 14?
446
00:36:22,550 --> 00:36:24,735
Unit 14, do you copy?
447
00:36:26,981 --> 00:36:30,315
This is Unit 14. No
sign of him here, either.
448
00:36:52,172 --> 00:36:55,349
Soon as we get out the
city, we'll ditch the car.
449
00:37:09,023 --> 00:37:10,780
You okay back there?
450
00:37:13,235 --> 00:37:15,201
_
451
00:37:18,061 --> 00:37:20,563
_
452
00:37:23,284 --> 00:37:25,061
_
453
00:37:26,706 --> 00:37:28,539
Well...
454
00:37:31,378 --> 00:37:33,452
...I owed you that much, buddy.
455
00:37:41,827 --> 00:37:43,034
_
456
00:37:44,715 --> 00:37:46,632
Oh!
457
00:37:54,827 --> 00:37:58,737
Sorry I'm not gonna make it to Vegas.
458
00:37:58,739 --> 00:38:01,789
- I hear it's fun.
- It's a stinkin' shit hole.
459
00:38:04,077 --> 00:38:06,911
It's just this conference.
460
00:38:06,914 --> 00:38:09,746
In 2,000 years, it's pretty much
461
00:38:09,748 --> 00:38:12,750
the only thing they've asked me to do.
462
00:38:12,753 --> 00:38:15,420
Yeah, yeah, I get it.
463
00:38:15,422 --> 00:38:19,331
Jesus doesn't wanna get into trouble.
464
00:38:21,836 --> 00:38:24,599
It's not that.
465
00:38:24,672 --> 00:38:26,431
It's not that.
466
00:38:29,195 --> 00:38:33,197
It... Besides, it's better than
toking dope and shooting people.
467
00:38:37,018 --> 00:38:39,952
Man, you are not what I expected.
468
00:38:39,954 --> 00:38:42,664
That's what my dad says.
469
00:38:45,043 --> 00:38:47,126
All right, listen to me.
470
00:38:48,713 --> 00:38:52,123
I don't need you to say it.
471
00:38:52,126 --> 00:38:54,626
I just need you to know it.
472
00:38:54,628 --> 00:38:56,512
He's an asshole.
473
00:39:08,809 --> 00:39:11,217
Hey!
474
00:39:11,219 --> 00:39:14,237
Just 'cause you're goin' back
to do the responsible thing
475
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:16,572
or whatever doesn't mean I have to.
476
00:39:16,574 --> 00:39:18,576
That's right. That's right.
477
00:39:18,579 --> 00:39:22,820
You can do whatever you
want, just like you said.
478
00:39:22,822 --> 00:39:25,657
That's true for all of us, isn't it?
479
00:39:27,961 --> 00:39:30,128
It's what makes it so hard.
480
00:41:23,536 --> 00:41:25,110
Where's Jesus?
481
00:41:25,112 --> 00:41:27,353
He went back.
482
00:41:27,355 --> 00:41:28,831
Oh.
483
00:41:30,523 --> 00:41:32,449
What is goin' on?
484
00:41:32,452 --> 00:41:34,286
Angel and a demon fighting.
485
00:41:38,324 --> 00:41:39,590
Ready?
486
00:41:39,592 --> 00:41:40,867
Ready.
487
00:42:13,159 --> 00:42:16,402
I hope you haven't started
the apocalypse without me.
488
00:42:17,831 --> 00:42:20,757
'Course not, Holiness.
489
00:42:20,759 --> 00:42:23,168
Mr. Hitler...
490
00:42:26,014 --> 00:42:28,664
...your reputation precedes you.
491
00:42:32,545 --> 00:42:36,106
I won't shake your hand.
I know what you've done.
492
00:42:40,019 --> 00:42:44,597
But, as the Redeemer,
493
00:42:44,599 --> 00:42:46,574
I will give you a hug.
494
00:42:47,619 --> 00:42:50,027
Ahh!
495
00:43:02,449 --> 00:43:04,876
Gentlemen...
496
00:43:09,307 --> 00:43:10,706
...shall we begin?
497
00:43:10,708 --> 00:43:12,416
Yeah.
498
00:43:15,981 --> 00:43:17,713
You ever been to Australia?
499
00:43:17,715 --> 00:43:19,556
No, but I hear it's right deadly.
500
00:43:19,559 --> 00:43:21,485
Yeah. Sharks, right?
501
00:43:21,487 --> 00:43:24,061
Mm-hmm. And spiders and snakes
502
00:43:24,063 --> 00:43:26,398
and bloody crocodiles,
bats as big as eagles.
503
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,565
Koalas have chlamydia out
there. Do you know that?
504
00:43:28,568 --> 00:43:30,309
It's like a bloody slaughterhouse.
505
00:43:30,311 --> 00:43:32,144
Seriously? Cool.
506
00:43:52,748 --> 00:43:55,876
Someone comes along... sends you to nell...
507
00:43:56,518 --> 00:43:58,693
An apology can't beet a bullet in the brain.
508
00:44:17,956 --> 00:44:24,452
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