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How's your chicken?
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Good.
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How's your fish?
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Good.
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How's school?
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OK.
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Paul?
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OK.
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Good.
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How's your ice-cream?
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Good.
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Let's do something different
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next time I'm over.
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Like what?
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Um... go swimming?
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Go and see a film?
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I'll think of something.
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I'm Ms Hughes.
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It's not Miss, it's not Mrs.
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Ms, OK?
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Practise? Say it after me.
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Ms Hughes.
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Come on.
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Ms Hughes.
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Fine.
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Don't forget.
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Right, I'm gonna start off today
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by telling you
a few things I like
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and a few things I DON'T like.
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Yeah, all right. All right.
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All right,
that's enough football.
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Now, "Of Mice and Men".
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How many of you managed to, uh,
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get all the way through it?
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Steven, you've got
your hand in the air.
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You've not read it?
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Yes, sir.
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What happens in the end?
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He shoots him, sir.
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Who shoots who?
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The little bloke
shoots the big bloke.
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He's right, sir.
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I'm leaving because
there's no point carrying on.
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If I've got Steven Downing
to read a book,
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there's no challenges left.
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My career can only go downhill.
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Better be about
the book, Robert.
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No, sir. It's about Alan Smith.
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Yeah, well, later.
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What about him?
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Mr Ashworth, have you
got a moment?
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Sorry, but the noise from here
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makes it impossible to
concentrate next door.
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You'll get used to it.
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I don't want to get used to it.
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I want to do some work,
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not listen to moronic
football chanting.
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QUIET!
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Out! Out!
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Hold your hands up
in the air!
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Offside! Linesman!
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YOU'RE the linesman!
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My God!
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Right, clap.
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Show he's done the right thing.
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We don't have linesmen, sir.
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Applaud the referee, then.
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Jesus, doesn't matter.
That'll do for today.
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Right. See you tomorrow, Sarah.
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All right.
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I was the naive,
stupid new teacher,
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you were the cynical old hand?
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What?
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The snorting when
I asked a question.
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I was reading
the football reports.
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I never listen
at staff meetings.
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This has got to be a pose,
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this football stuff.
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You pretend to be a yob
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for a bit of street cred?
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Is this 'cause my kids
were enjoying their lesson?
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Well, all kids enjoy a riot.
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Actually teaching them
something is a lot harder!
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I've seen this film.
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You end up shagging
on the carpet.
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If we end up shagging
on the carpet,
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I will buy you a new carpet.
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Yeah, right.
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But I tell you...
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I knew it!
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No. No carpets.
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He is an English teacher.
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Oh, God, not all this again.
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I mean, what about
Patrick Swayze?
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No-one cares whether
he read Byron or not.
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And you know, he is
the full Axminster.
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I'd want a brain as well.
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Eventually.
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I'm gonna measure up.
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I'm off to Habitat first thing.
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If we end up shagging,
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you can carpet the whole house.
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The walls, the ceiling,
the garden...
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Well, what's she like?
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One of those women -
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if you like football,
you must be a yob.
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Bollocks.
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Is she fit?
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Not that you'd prove
her point or anything.
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What?
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What have I done?
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It's a perfectly reasonable,
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straightforward question.
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She's not unattractive,
but so what?
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A) She hates me,
B) I hate her,
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and C) what's the point
of all that?
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Waste of fucking time.
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Ooh, sounds promising, then.
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It must be terrible
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being that miserable.
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Pretending you only care
about football results
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because the world's
a terrible place
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and what's the point of it all?
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What IS the point?
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Maybe it IS football results.
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Don't worry. He's a sad,
lonely bastard.
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Who cares what
made him that way?
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Where's your brother?
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Eh?
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He's over there.
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Oi, number nine!
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You're a donkey!
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Didn't he have a trial
with someone once?
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Yeah. Orient.
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They offered him
a contract, as well.
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What happened?
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Turned it down.
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Stupid sod.
Said it was too risky.
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What's he doing now?
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Er, runs his own business.
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Computer something.
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He's on about
fifty grand a year.
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I'd swap fifty grand a year
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- for a contract with Orient.
- So would I.
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- Don't even like Orient.
- Neither do I.
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He gets it both ways.
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Gets fifty grand a year,
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gets to play at a place
with floodlights.
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Floodlights and a tea bar.
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I'd love to play at a place
with a tea bar.
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Yeah, well...
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Bit late now, eh?
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Dunno.
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Stanley Matthews played
First Division football
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till he was fifty.
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Bet you any money you like
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YOU'RE not playing
First Division football
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- when you're fifty.
- It's the smoking.
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It's not the smoking, Steve,
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it's the crapness.
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Pass the ball!
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Penalty!
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Yes!
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Hold that.
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I've always wanted to do this.
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Anthropologists have always
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had a hard time with football.
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The trouble is,
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you can only see
what's on the outside.
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But there IS an inside,
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believe it or not.
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We all have our reasons
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for loving things the way we do.
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Hey!
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He's here!
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Thanks for being so helpful.
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Ready?
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He's been ready for hours.
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No, I haven't.
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Yes, you have.
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What time will you be back?
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Er, six. Six thirty.
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Fine.
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See you later, then.
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OK?
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Have a nice time.
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See you later, sunshine.
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We'll do something
special next time, huh?
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You looking forward to it?
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What?
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The match.
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Yeah.
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Sounds like it.
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I'm not really a football fan.
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No.
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One day we'll find something
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you DO wanna do.
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Your mum seems in good form.
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Yeah.
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She OK?
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Not really.
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The last home game, last season?
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What about it?
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They were fucking rubbish.
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Fucking rubbish last year
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and the year before.
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They'll be fucking
rubbish this year, too.
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And next year.
And the year after that.
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I don't know
why you come, Frank.
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You live in hope.
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What d'you reckon?
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Think they're bad as Frank says?
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This is his first time.
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Hope he knows what he's
lettin' himself in for.
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Have a look at the number eight.
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Jon Sammels.
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Remember his face
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and if you happen
to bump into him,
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tell him to sod off to Spurs!
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Programmes!
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Programmes!
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Go on, give it a shove.
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Someone hasn't been
eating their greens.
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Wey-hey!
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We're in "Y", OK?
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Yeah.
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What d'you reckon?
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When's the next game?
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Week after next, probably.
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Let's have a look.
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Yeah, Sunderland.
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They're away at Leeds next week.
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Can we come to the
Sunderland game, Dad?
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You might wanna go
somewhere different.
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If you're gonna be
a football fan,
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think carefully about
who you're gonna follow.
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Look.
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For fuck's sake, Arsenal!
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Get it!
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Sammels, you're a fucking idiot!
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Sort yourself out!
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That was a brilliant goal,
wasn't it, Dad?
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It was pretty good, yeah.
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What happened?
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It was a penalty,
the goalie saved it
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then the man
who missed the penalty
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had another go and scored.
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- Terry Neill?
- That's right.
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- He's good, isn't he?
- Fantastic.
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I'm off, then.
See you next week.
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Let's go.
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Come on.
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Why do we have to leave?
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Beat the traffic.
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Long walk back to the car,
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we'll be stuck for hours.
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But they might score again.
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There's a remote possibility.
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But it won't be this afternoon.
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Joke. If you're an Arsenal fan,
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you get used to jokes like that.
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I will.
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Who d'you think played best?
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Dunno. But Sammels was rubbish.
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I don't think so.
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Crowd didn't understand
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what he was trying to do.
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They were on to him
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before he'd done anything wrong.
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- I disagree.
- Oh, you do?
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One afternoon at football,
you're Kenneth Wolstenholme.
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Who did YOU think
played the best?
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Might make an Arsenal defence
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of them yet, Robert.
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Yes, sir.
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Em, sir, you going
to Highbury next week?
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- Nah.
- Oh.
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'Course I'm going.
279
00:17:24,368 --> 00:17:26,906
Want me to get you
a programme?
280
00:17:26,996 --> 00:17:28,455
It's cash in advance.
281
00:17:28,539 --> 00:17:30,532
I've been caught too many times.
282
00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:32,084
No, it's not that.
283
00:17:32,168 --> 00:17:33,117
Em...
284
00:17:33,211 --> 00:17:34,706
could I come with you?
285
00:17:36,507 --> 00:17:38,416
That'd be a bit difficult.
286
00:17:39,636 --> 00:17:42,174
To be honest,
between you and me,
287
00:17:42,264 --> 00:17:45,300
- I go to the pub first.
- I could wait outside.
288
00:17:45,393 --> 00:17:48,429
I stand on the North Bank.
You wouldn't see.
289
00:17:48,521 --> 00:17:51,558
- I'd go down the front.
- Your mum'd love that.
290
00:17:51,650 --> 00:17:53,144
She says I have to go
291
00:17:53,235 --> 00:17:54,730
with a responsible adult.
292
00:17:54,820 --> 00:17:57,359
Saturday's the one
day of the week
293
00:17:57,448 --> 00:17:59,441
when I'm NOT
a responsible adult.
294
00:17:59,534 --> 00:18:01,527
I turn into someone your age.
295
00:18:01,620 --> 00:18:03,115
Not as sensible.
296
00:18:03,205 --> 00:18:04,997
She won't have to find out.
297
00:18:05,082 --> 00:18:07,075
I'm sorry, Robert, I can't.
298
00:18:08,211 --> 00:18:09,670
Well, not this week.
299
00:18:09,754 --> 00:18:11,748
Maybe some other time, eh?
300
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,379
Next season when
you've grown a bit?
301
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:15,928
Get you a programme.
302
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:19,048
Cash in advance unnecessary,
on this occasion.
303
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,599
To hell with it,
304
00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:22,475
you can have one for free.
305
00:18:22,562 --> 00:18:23,511
Thanks, sir.
306
00:18:27,651 --> 00:18:28,813
Bollocks!
307
00:18:28,902 --> 00:18:30,064
BOLLOCKS!
308
00:18:32,406 --> 00:18:34,447
Nothing to worry about.
309
00:18:34,534 --> 00:18:37,570
His handwriting's a disgrace
to the human race
310
00:18:37,662 --> 00:18:40,699
but he's very bright
and enjoys the lessons.
311
00:18:40,791 --> 00:18:43,828
He does. He's always
goin' on about you.
312
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:46,956
It's my enthusiasm for
Steinbeck's prose style.
313
00:18:47,048 --> 00:18:49,042
Either that or something else.
314
00:18:49,134 --> 00:18:50,379
The football, you mean?
315
00:18:50,469 --> 00:18:53,506
Robert thinks they might
win the championship
316
00:18:53,598 --> 00:18:55,556
for the first time since 1970.
317
00:18:56,685 --> 00:18:57,847
1971.
318
00:18:57,936 --> 00:18:59,644
Gotta get things
like that right.
319
00:18:59,730 --> 00:19:00,680
Absolutely.
320
00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:02,683
Did he tell you what happened
321
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,270
after football training?
322
00:19:04,361 --> 00:19:07,398
He asked me if I'd take him
to the Arsenal.
323
00:19:07,490 --> 00:19:08,983
Mr Ashworth, I'm so sorry.
324
00:19:09,074 --> 00:19:11,566
He just seemed uptight about it.
325
00:19:11,661 --> 00:19:14,283
His dad and me are
recently separated.
326
00:19:14,373 --> 00:19:16,781
It was his dad
he used to go with.
327
00:19:16,876 --> 00:19:20,328
- You don't wanna take him?
- Don't know anything about it.
328
00:19:20,421 --> 00:19:22,414
I very much doubt if he'd care.
329
00:19:22,507 --> 00:19:25,295
I can tell you everything
you need to know
330
00:19:25,386 --> 00:19:26,880
in about five minutes.
331
00:19:26,971 --> 00:19:29,463
She seemed to enjoy
the Elizabethans
332
00:19:29,557 --> 00:19:31,051
but when we moved on,
333
00:19:31,143 --> 00:19:33,812
she slipped back.
She dropped four places.
334
00:19:33,896 --> 00:19:35,888
Was it four? No, six.
335
00:19:35,981 --> 00:19:38,473
Which I found
a little disappointing
336
00:19:38,567 --> 00:19:41,605
though I'm not sure
that she did.
337
00:19:41,696 --> 00:19:43,405
No. She's got her heart set
338
00:19:43,490 --> 00:19:46,527
on a hairdresser's
apprenticeship.
339
00:19:47,703 --> 00:19:48,652
Right.
340
00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:53,334
Thanks very much, then.
341
00:19:58,591 --> 00:20:01,000
You come out the tube station,
342
00:20:00,023 --> 00:20:03,060
cross over the street
and in that entrance there,
343
00:20:03,151 --> 00:20:05,025
you buy unreserved seats, £7.
344
00:20:05,112 --> 00:20:06,606
My ex can pay.
345
00:20:06,697 --> 00:20:08,690
- He's a Spurs fan, isn't he?
- Yeah.
346
00:20:08,783 --> 00:20:10,277
I'd go for £12 seats.
347
00:20:10,368 --> 00:20:12,859
Sting the bastard
for all you can get.
348
00:20:12,954 --> 00:20:14,413
Thank you so much.
349
00:20:14,498 --> 00:20:15,957
You've been really helpful.
350
00:20:18,002 --> 00:20:19,994
Hello, Mr Johnson.
How are you?
351
00:20:20,087 --> 00:20:22,080
Evening. Suppose you're feeling
352
00:20:22,173 --> 00:20:23,667
pretty pleased with life.
353
00:20:28,472 --> 00:20:30,096
Oh, fuck it!
354
00:20:34,812 --> 00:20:36,604
Would you like a lift?
355
00:20:38,275 --> 00:20:40,066
You don't know where I live.
356
00:20:40,152 --> 00:20:41,645
Yes, I do. Crouch End.
357
00:20:41,736 --> 00:20:43,361
It's on my way home.
358
00:20:43,446 --> 00:20:45,985
'Don't forget, I'll be back
359
00:20:46,074 --> 00:20:48,530
'with all the top
sports stories...
360
00:20:48,619 --> 00:20:50,114
'But first of all... '
361
00:20:50,204 --> 00:20:51,616
How about you?
362
00:20:51,706 --> 00:20:52,738
Arsenal.
363
00:20:52,832 --> 00:20:55,324
Inside the stadium
or just nearby?
364
00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:02,008
'Number one,
365
00:21:02,092 --> 00:21:04,085
'Abigail's Party,
366
00:21:04,179 --> 00:21:07,215
You really are Mr Popular,
aren't you?
367
00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:09,299
All those queues at your desk.
368
00:21:09,392 --> 00:21:10,803
'.. Live commentary
369
00:21:10,894 --> 00:21:12,887
'on three races
from that meeting. '
370
00:21:12,979 --> 00:21:14,178
Sorry.
371
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,065
'And the main one at 3.45.
372
00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:18,143
'Now the main sports stories. '
373
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:21,771
What were you talking to
Robert Parker's mother about?
374
00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:23,858
'.. Suspended Arsenal's
Paul Davis... '
375
00:21:23,951 --> 00:21:25,409
Shit! Fuck! Bollocks!
376
00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:26,657
I'm sorry?
377
00:21:27,788 --> 00:21:28,784
Paul Davis.
378
00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:31,333
Who's Paul Davis?
379
00:21:31,417 --> 00:21:32,366
Arsenal.
380
00:21:32,460 --> 00:21:33,954
Were we talking about him?
381
00:21:34,045 --> 00:21:36,038
'.. Signed a four-year
contract... '
382
00:21:36,130 --> 00:21:37,590
Sorry. I wasn't listening.
383
00:21:37,674 --> 00:21:39,667
'.. Olympic headlines
from Seoul,
384
00:21:39,759 --> 00:21:42,168
'Linford Christie's
given the all-clear... '
385
00:21:42,262 --> 00:21:43,757
- Arsenal.
- Yes, you said.
386
00:21:43,848 --> 00:21:46,884
No, I was talking
to Robert Parker's mother
387
00:21:46,977 --> 00:21:47,972
about Arsenal.
388
00:21:48,061 --> 00:21:49,057
God!
389
00:21:50,146 --> 00:21:51,641
I'm in the wrong job.
390
00:21:51,732 --> 00:21:53,523
Well, I'm in the wrong life.
391
00:21:53,609 --> 00:21:56,645
I spent hours preparing
for a parents' evening.
392
00:21:56,737 --> 00:21:59,774
No one could think
of two words to say to me.
393
00:21:59,866 --> 00:22:01,360
Yet they queue for hours
394
00:22:01,451 --> 00:22:03,243
to hear your pearls of wisdom
395
00:22:03,328 --> 00:22:06,364
on next week's game
against Wolves United!
396
00:22:06,456 --> 00:22:07,405
Yeah...
397
00:22:08,876 --> 00:22:10,667
Just Wolves. No United.
398
00:22:10,753 --> 00:22:12,247
Look, I'm sorry.
399
00:22:12,338 --> 00:22:13,797
It must seem unfair.
400
00:22:13,882 --> 00:22:15,340
Yes, it does, actually.
401
00:22:17,010 --> 00:22:18,469
It's the next left.
402
00:22:23,267 --> 00:22:25,805
Maybe you're too
uptight with them.
403
00:22:25,895 --> 00:22:27,354
Maybe you should just...
404
00:22:27,438 --> 00:22:28,932
be yourself more.
405
00:22:29,024 --> 00:22:32,559
All those files and folders
and what have you.
406
00:22:32,653 --> 00:22:34,444
That IS me being myself.
407
00:22:39,744 --> 00:22:41,202
It's just here.
408
00:22:54,177 --> 00:22:56,169
D'you want a cup of coffee?
409
00:22:56,262 --> 00:22:57,507
OK.
410
00:22:57,597 --> 00:22:59,056
You don't have to.
411
00:22:59,140 --> 00:23:02,177
No, no, no. I'd...
Yeah, I'd like to.
412
00:23:08,526 --> 00:23:10,186
What are these for, then?
413
00:23:11,654 --> 00:23:14,691
They're not for anything.
They just look nice.
414
00:23:14,783 --> 00:23:16,278
Are they yours?
415
00:23:16,368 --> 00:23:17,317
No.
416
00:23:18,454 --> 00:23:19,913
Jo's. My flat-mate.
417
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:22,498
It's her place.
418
00:23:22,584 --> 00:23:24,576
She's away at the moment.
419
00:23:27,923 --> 00:23:29,381
Can I smoke?
420
00:23:33,136 --> 00:23:34,133
No.
421
00:23:40,854 --> 00:23:42,846
You can stay the night, though,
422
00:23:42,939 --> 00:23:44,398
if you want.
423
00:24:51,141 --> 00:24:52,599
Not on the carpet.
424
00:24:52,684 --> 00:24:54,143
I can't afford it.
425
00:25:09,078 --> 00:25:12,114
You might have
the decency to run.
426
00:25:12,206 --> 00:25:15,243
Then we wouldn't
be doing it together.
427
00:25:15,335 --> 00:25:16,284
Cocky cow.
428
00:25:16,377 --> 00:25:18,370
It's just a fact. Look.
429
00:25:19,506 --> 00:25:20,669
OK! OK!
430
00:25:20,757 --> 00:25:22,217
I HATE you!
431
00:25:30,768 --> 00:25:32,761
I owe you a new carpet.
432
00:25:32,854 --> 00:25:34,847
Well, maybe a new spare bed.
433
00:25:34,940 --> 00:25:36,933
You shagged
the football hooligan!
434
00:25:37,025 --> 00:25:38,485
I knew it! I knew it!
435
00:25:38,569 --> 00:25:40,361
He's not a football hooligan.
436
00:25:40,446 --> 00:25:42,238
So he HAS read Byron?
437
00:25:42,323 --> 00:25:44,150
He's bound to have done!
438
00:25:45,452 --> 00:25:48,488
It doesn't really matter
if he hasn't.
439
00:25:48,580 --> 00:25:50,372
Who'd have thought it, eh?
440
00:25:50,457 --> 00:25:53,494
"Iron Knickers" Hughes
ending up with a yob.
441
00:25:53,586 --> 00:25:55,044
He's not a yob
442
00:25:55,129 --> 00:25:57,336
and I'm not ending up with him.
443
00:25:57,423 --> 00:25:58,918
You wanna bet?
444
00:26:01,427 --> 00:26:02,922
Where are you off to?
445
00:26:03,013 --> 00:26:04,128
I'm starving.
446
00:26:04,223 --> 00:26:07,094
I was thinking of ringing
for a pizza.
447
00:26:08,352 --> 00:26:10,226
Have you read Byron?
448
00:26:10,312 --> 00:26:11,392
What?
449
00:26:11,481 --> 00:26:14,898
Have you read
any of Byron's poems?
450
00:26:14,985 --> 00:26:15,934
Yeah.
451
00:26:17,445 --> 00:26:20,945
"The Assyrian came down
like a wolf on the fold
452
00:26:21,033 --> 00:26:23,026
"and his somethings
were gleaming
453
00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:25,112
"in black and old gold. " Crap.
454
00:26:25,204 --> 00:26:26,699
What are those?
455
00:26:27,957 --> 00:26:29,749
My... Arsenal boxer shorts.
456
00:26:29,834 --> 00:26:31,626
They're not my best ones.
457
00:26:31,711 --> 00:26:33,171
I was running out.
458
00:26:33,255 --> 00:26:35,248
But you're willing to show them
459
00:26:35,340 --> 00:26:36,965
to another human being.
460
00:26:37,051 --> 00:26:39,459
I wasn't exactly
showing them to you.
461
00:26:39,554 --> 00:26:42,092
What d'you wanna know
about Byron for?
462
00:26:42,182 --> 00:26:45,219
Um... a bet.
463
00:26:45,311 --> 00:26:46,804
Did you win?
464
00:26:46,895 --> 00:26:48,390
I don't think so.
465
00:26:55,613 --> 00:26:57,108
Stay in line!
466
00:26:57,199 --> 00:26:59,690
Right, now push up!
Out! Out!
467
00:26:59,785 --> 00:27:01,243
That's it! Good lads.
468
00:27:01,329 --> 00:27:02,491
Offside, referee!
469
00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:04,571
Offside!
470
00:27:04,665 --> 00:27:05,661
Ref!
471
00:27:07,001 --> 00:27:08,994
Oi, ref, he was miles off.
472
00:27:09,087 --> 00:27:10,546
It's not M Y fault.
473
00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:12,623
Too good a coach for this level.
474
00:27:12,716 --> 00:27:14,210
What's the score?
475
00:27:14,301 --> 00:27:15,297
One-all.
476
00:27:16,721 --> 00:27:20,256
If you count that POXY GOAL
they just scored.
477
00:27:20,350 --> 00:27:21,844
What's this, Cup or League?
478
00:27:21,935 --> 00:27:23,393
Cup, quarter-final.
479
00:27:23,478 --> 00:27:25,056
- How long left?
- Fifteen.
480
00:27:26,398 --> 00:27:29,435
I wanted to talk to you
about a vacancy.
481
00:27:29,526 --> 00:27:32,065
Rosie Hunter's
handed in her notice.
482
00:27:32,154 --> 00:27:35,191
I wondered whether you'd be
interested in applying.
483
00:27:35,283 --> 00:27:36,742
Head of Year?
484
00:27:36,826 --> 00:27:37,989
Um... well...
485
00:27:38,078 --> 00:27:40,616
Obviously not the most
attractive offer
486
00:27:40,706 --> 00:27:42,200
you've ever had.
487
00:27:42,290 --> 00:27:44,284
Come on, Ben! Get back with him!
488
00:27:44,377 --> 00:27:45,456
Sorry, Ted.
489
00:27:45,544 --> 00:27:48,036
I haven't fired you
with enthusiasm.
490
00:27:48,131 --> 00:27:49,590
It's a lot of work.
491
00:27:49,674 --> 00:27:51,667
What do I wanna
do more work for?
492
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:52,755
More money?
493
00:27:52,844 --> 00:27:54,837
I've got enough to pay my rent,
494
00:27:54,930 --> 00:27:56,389
enough for my season ticket
495
00:27:56,473 --> 00:27:58,467
and a couple of records a month.
496
00:27:58,559 --> 00:28:00,018
Got no family.
497
00:28:00,102 --> 00:28:02,096
I'd like you to think about it.
498
00:28:02,188 --> 00:28:04,477
Sorry. There's nothing
to think about.
499
00:28:04,565 --> 00:28:06,559
Come on, Sam! Put it away!
500
00:28:08,779 --> 00:28:09,728
YES!
501
00:28:17,497 --> 00:28:18,992
Why aren't adults
502
00:28:19,082 --> 00:28:21,620
supposed to go mad
about anything?
503
00:28:21,710 --> 00:28:23,703
You've got to keep a lid on it.
504
00:28:23,796 --> 00:28:25,255
And if you don't,
505
00:28:25,339 --> 00:28:27,332
then people
are apparently entitled
506
00:28:27,425 --> 00:28:29,216
to say what they like.
507
00:28:29,302 --> 00:28:31,840
You haven't grown up,
you're a moron.
508
00:28:31,930 --> 00:28:34,421
Your conversation
is trivial and boorish.
509
00:28:34,516 --> 00:28:37,054
You can't express
your emotional needs.
510
00:28:37,144 --> 00:28:39,137
You can't relate
to your children
511
00:28:39,229 --> 00:28:41,519
and you die -
lonely and miserable.
512
00:28:41,607 --> 00:28:43,399
But you know, what the hell?
513
00:28:43,484 --> 00:28:45,477
Every cloud has a silver lining.
514
00:28:45,653 --> 00:28:48,525
Not on your own.
How many more times?
515
00:28:48,615 --> 00:28:51,652
You'll have to wait
until your father's over.
516
00:28:51,743 --> 00:28:54,531
So I'll get to Highbury
five times a year?
517
00:28:54,621 --> 00:28:57,659
It's not my fault
your father lives abroad.
518
00:28:57,750 --> 00:29:00,787
Mum, they play 21 times a year
519
00:29:00,878 --> 00:29:02,373
plus Cup matches. That's...
520
00:29:02,464 --> 00:29:04,456
Mum, why is Crossroads a motel?
521
00:29:04,550 --> 00:29:06,044
What d'you mean?
522
00:29:06,134 --> 00:29:07,795
Why isn't it just a hotel?
523
00:29:07,886 --> 00:29:11,422
29! If they get to
the League Cup semi-final,
524
00:29:11,515 --> 00:29:13,224
the FA Cup quarter-final...
525
00:29:13,309 --> 00:29:15,101
You can take your car there.
526
00:29:15,186 --> 00:29:16,645
You forgot Europe.
527
00:29:16,730 --> 00:29:19,351
I don't know how many
games last season.
528
00:29:19,441 --> 00:29:20,390
Oh, yeah.
529
00:29:20,484 --> 00:29:21,943
That's another five games.
530
00:29:22,027 --> 00:29:25,065
That hotel in Devon,
we took our car.
531
00:29:25,156 --> 00:29:27,149
Every round is home and away.
532
00:29:27,242 --> 00:29:29,780
We had to leave it
in the car park.
533
00:29:29,870 --> 00:29:32,196
Fives into thirty-five
goes seven.
534
00:29:32,289 --> 00:29:35,326
One-seventh of all
the home games. Pathetic!
535
00:29:35,417 --> 00:29:36,877
Paul, in a motel,
536
00:29:36,961 --> 00:29:39,796
you drive a car into a room!
537
00:29:39,881 --> 00:29:42,918
Say you only went to one-seventh
538
00:29:43,010 --> 00:29:44,753
your Choral Society
539
00:29:44,845 --> 00:29:46,303
They'd throw you out.
540
00:29:46,388 --> 00:29:49,093
Arsenal won't throw you out.
They want your money.
541
00:29:49,183 --> 00:29:50,677
I've looked it up.
542
00:29:50,768 --> 00:29:53,259
I can catch the 12.53
to Paddington,
543
00:29:53,354 --> 00:29:55,146
be at Paddington by 1.36,
544
00:29:55,231 --> 00:29:56,726
get the Circle and District
545
00:29:56,816 --> 00:29:58,809
and Metropolitan Line
to Kings Cross.
546
00:29:58,902 --> 00:30:01,393
Then it's Caledonian Road,
Holloway Road,
547
00:30:01,488 --> 00:30:04,026
Arsenal, third stop.
Be there 2.15, easy.
548
00:30:04,116 --> 00:30:06,654
For Christ's sake,
go if you want to.
549
00:30:06,744 --> 00:30:08,239
Yes! Thanks, Mum.
550
00:30:08,329 --> 00:30:12,408
Charlie, Charlie,
551
00:30:12,501 --> 00:30:15,953
Charlie's the King of Highbury.
552
00:30:16,047 --> 00:30:17,540
Don't come runnin' to me
553
00:30:17,631 --> 00:30:19,423
if you get stabbed to death.
554
00:30:19,509 --> 00:30:20,458
I won't.
555
00:30:20,552 --> 00:30:22,010
Jimmy Husband! Brilliant.
556
00:30:22,094 --> 00:30:23,554
It's not easy
557
00:30:23,638 --> 00:30:25,430
to become a football fan.
558
00:30:25,515 --> 00:30:27,010
It takes years.
559
00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:29,093
But if you put in the hours,
560
00:30:29,186 --> 00:30:31,179
you're welcomed,
without question,
561
00:30:31,272 --> 00:30:32,766
into a new family.
562
00:30:32,856 --> 00:30:34,351
Except in this family,
563
00:30:34,442 --> 00:30:36,434
you care about the same people
564
00:30:36,528 --> 00:30:38,521
and hope for the same things.
565
00:30:38,613 --> 00:30:40,073
What's childish about that?
566
00:30:42,868 --> 00:30:45,407
A terrible foul
by McLintock on Rocastle.
567
00:30:45,496 --> 00:30:48,034
He'll be lucky
to stay on the pitch.
568
00:30:48,124 --> 00:30:49,583
It wasn't THAT bad.
569
00:30:49,667 --> 00:30:52,704
It was mistiming,
it wasn't malicious.
570
00:30:52,796 --> 00:30:53,911
Bollocks!
571
00:30:54,005 --> 00:30:57,043
So, that's a free kick
to 1989 Arsenal
572
00:30:57,134 --> 00:30:58,676
and... Davis takes it.
573
00:30:58,760 --> 00:30:59,757
And...
574
00:31:00,847 --> 00:31:02,009
Goal!
575
00:31:02,098 --> 00:31:03,889
And that's 1989 Arsenal four,
576
00:31:03,975 --> 00:31:05,469
1971 Arsenal, nil.
577
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:08,052
Bob Wilson will be
bitterly disappointed
578
00:31:08,146 --> 00:31:09,641
with that one.
579
00:31:09,732 --> 00:31:12,519
This lot would never beat
the Double team
580
00:31:12,610 --> 00:31:14,104
four-nil at Subbuteo.
581
00:31:14,195 --> 00:31:15,689
It's just I'm crap at it!
582
00:31:15,780 --> 00:31:17,274
Should've chosen someone else.
583
00:31:17,365 --> 00:31:20,402
Who else played in yellow
and blue away strip?
584
00:31:20,494 --> 00:31:21,987
- Everton?
- Be Everton, then.
585
00:31:22,079 --> 00:31:24,072
OK. But this game's abandoned.
586
00:31:24,164 --> 00:31:26,157
I can't start
suddenly pretending
587
00:31:26,250 --> 00:31:29,287
that John Radford's Joe Royle.
It'd do my head in.
588
00:31:29,379 --> 00:31:30,872
Have to start again.
589
00:31:30,964 --> 00:31:31,913
Nil-nil.
590
00:31:33,258 --> 00:31:35,250
All right. Go on, then.
591
00:31:35,343 --> 00:31:36,293
Yes!
592
00:31:40,141 --> 00:31:42,133
What are you thinking about?
593
00:31:43,269 --> 00:31:46,970
- Oh... stuff.
- What stuff?
594
00:31:47,065 --> 00:31:49,853
I was thinking about
DH Lawrence, actually.
595
00:31:49,943 --> 00:31:50,892
Yeah?
596
00:31:50,986 --> 00:31:52,445
What about him?
597
00:31:53,572 --> 00:31:54,568
Well...
598
00:31:56,617 --> 00:31:58,611
Well... about his books.
599
00:31:59,954 --> 00:32:01,449
What about his books?
600
00:32:01,540 --> 00:32:04,245
Just... which one's the longest.
601
00:32:09,340 --> 00:32:10,336
And?
602
00:32:12,468 --> 00:32:13,928
I- I couldn't remember.
603
00:32:14,012 --> 00:32:17,048
Well, which one did
you think it might be?
604
00:32:17,140 --> 00:32:19,678
That's just it.
I couldn't decide.
605
00:32:19,768 --> 00:32:21,227
Between what and what?
606
00:32:21,312 --> 00:32:22,261
Mm...
607
00:32:26,859 --> 00:32:28,852
Well, "Lady
Chatterley's Lover"...
608
00:32:28,945 --> 00:32:31,566
- And...?
- And, um...
609
00:32:33,325 --> 00:32:36,362
I wasn't thinking
about DH Lawrence at all.
610
00:32:36,454 --> 00:32:37,913
You amaze me.
611
00:32:37,997 --> 00:32:39,789
I was thinking about Arsenal.
612
00:32:39,874 --> 00:32:41,037
I'm staggered.
613
00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:43,664
We might win
the League this year.
614
00:32:43,753 --> 00:32:46,790
We're half-way through
the season and we're top
615
00:32:46,882 --> 00:32:48,674
and they'll fuck it up but...
616
00:32:48,759 --> 00:32:50,551
You're not impressed, are you?
617
00:32:50,636 --> 00:32:53,673
I am. I hope
they win the League.
618
00:32:53,764 --> 00:32:55,224
It's just that...
619
00:32:55,308 --> 00:32:56,767
Why did you lie?
620
00:32:58,353 --> 00:33:00,346
I've got to vary the answers.
621
00:33:00,439 --> 00:33:02,432
I can't say Arsenal every time.
622
00:33:06,070 --> 00:33:08,478
I can't find any... "Bread".
623
00:33:08,573 --> 00:33:10,566
Do I look like the sort of man
624
00:33:10,658 --> 00:33:12,450
who'd have a "Bread" album?
625
00:33:12,535 --> 00:33:15,074
No, you look like
the kind of man
626
00:33:15,163 --> 00:33:17,156
who has a "Bollock Brothers"
album.
627
00:33:17,250 --> 00:33:18,743
I wouldn't put that on.
628
00:33:18,834 --> 00:33:21,871
It's a bit... not the right mood.
629
00:33:21,963 --> 00:33:22,959
Oh?
630
00:33:24,758 --> 00:33:26,750
And what's the right mood?
631
00:33:28,178 --> 00:33:30,171
Well, I don't know, just...
632
00:33:30,264 --> 00:33:31,758
something... you know.
633
00:33:31,849 --> 00:33:32,845
What?
634
00:33:34,352 --> 00:33:35,846
You know, just...
635
00:33:35,937 --> 00:33:38,773
something not as...
sweary and loud.
636
00:33:40,901 --> 00:33:43,392
Paul, that's the most
romantic thing
637
00:33:43,487 --> 00:33:45,480
you've ever said to me.
638
00:33:45,572 --> 00:33:46,736
Shut up.
639
00:33:51,538 --> 00:33:53,577
By the way,
congratulations.
640
00:33:54,875 --> 00:33:56,333
On what?
641
00:33:56,418 --> 00:33:57,912
Two-nil. Quinn and Dixon.
642
00:33:58,003 --> 00:33:59,498
Goal in each half.
643
00:33:59,588 --> 00:34:02,424
Top of the League.
Nine games to go.
644
00:34:02,508 --> 00:34:04,502
George Graham sees no reason
645
00:34:04,594 --> 00:34:08,178
why Arsenal shouldn't bring
the title back to Highbury
646
00:34:08,265 --> 00:34:10,258
for the first time in 16 years.
647
00:34:10,350 --> 00:34:11,299
18 years.
648
00:34:11,393 --> 00:34:13,386
I'm sure he said 16.
649
00:34:13,479 --> 00:34:15,472
Oh, right. Maybe I'm wrong.
650
00:34:15,565 --> 00:34:17,557
Yeah, OK, OK. 18. Whatever.
651
00:34:19,695 --> 00:34:21,687
So, when does it all end?
652
00:34:21,780 --> 00:34:22,859
May.
653
00:34:22,948 --> 00:34:25,865
And what happens
then, in the summer?
654
00:34:25,952 --> 00:34:27,445
Just sit in the park
655
00:34:27,536 --> 00:34:30,573
and wait for the fixture
list to come out.
656
00:34:30,665 --> 00:34:32,658
So what about this summer?
657
00:34:32,750 --> 00:34:34,210
That's a good point.
658
00:34:34,294 --> 00:34:37,330
We might be
in the Charity Shield.
659
00:34:37,422 --> 00:34:39,960
That isn't the point
I was making.
660
00:34:41,093 --> 00:34:44,961
We've been...
seeing each other -
661
00:34:45,056 --> 00:34:47,049
well, we've been
sleeping together
662
00:34:47,141 --> 00:34:48,636
for six months now.
663
00:34:48,727 --> 00:34:50,719
And we've never even planned
664
00:34:50,812 --> 00:34:52,307
a holiday together.
665
00:34:52,397 --> 00:34:54,936
It's a miracle
if we plan a weekend
666
00:34:55,025 --> 00:34:56,485
before Friday afternoon.
667
00:34:56,569 --> 00:34:59,605
And yet you know
what Arsenal are doing
668
00:34:59,697 --> 00:35:01,192
for months in advance.
669
00:35:01,282 --> 00:35:03,275
They produce a fixture list.
670
00:35:03,368 --> 00:35:05,361
Well, I can do that for you.
671
00:35:05,454 --> 00:35:06,912
Give me your diary
672
00:35:06,997 --> 00:35:08,990
and I'll put some dates in it.
673
00:35:09,083 --> 00:35:10,541
Don't be daft.
674
00:35:10,627 --> 00:35:12,085
What's daft about it?
675
00:35:12,169 --> 00:35:14,661
I don't really see
the difference.
676
00:35:18,301 --> 00:35:20,840
How about Saturday,
October the 8th?
677
00:35:20,929 --> 00:35:22,424
Let's go away somewhere.
678
00:35:22,515 --> 00:35:25,551
I haven't got next season's
fixture list yet.
679
00:35:25,643 --> 00:35:28,217
You know you're seeing
Arsenal next year.
680
00:35:28,312 --> 00:35:31,064
You can't say whether
you'll be seeing me.
681
00:35:31,150 --> 00:35:33,142
So what? Everyone's like that.
682
00:35:33,235 --> 00:35:36,770
You know you'll be seeing
your sister next season.
683
00:35:36,864 --> 00:35:38,323
Sisters don't have seasons.
684
00:35:38,408 --> 00:35:39,403
Whatever.
685
00:35:39,492 --> 00:35:41,948
Look, I know where this is going
686
00:35:42,037 --> 00:35:43,530
and you're dead wrong.
687
00:35:43,622 --> 00:35:46,658
I'm capable of commitment
and all that stuff.
688
00:35:46,750 --> 00:35:48,542
If it doesn't happen with you,
689
00:35:48,627 --> 00:35:50,419
that's because of you, not me.
690
00:35:50,504 --> 00:35:53,459
21 years I've been
going to Arsenal.
691
00:35:53,550 --> 00:35:54,545
21 years.
692
00:35:55,843 --> 00:35:58,881
Paul, I don't know
whether you've noticed
693
00:35:58,972 --> 00:36:01,724
but Arsenal are a football team.
694
00:36:01,809 --> 00:36:04,300
And you think
there's a difference?
695
00:36:04,395 --> 00:36:05,853
Yes, I do.
696
00:36:05,939 --> 00:36:08,476
That shows what
you know about it.
697
00:36:11,486 --> 00:36:13,479
'.. Will need a fitness test
698
00:36:13,572 --> 00:36:15,066
'shortly before kick-off. '
699
00:36:15,157 --> 00:36:16,652
That looked like Rocky.
700
00:36:16,742 --> 00:36:19,280
Jo, go back to
the news a minute.
701
00:36:19,370 --> 00:36:21,162
It's only the local news.
702
00:36:21,247 --> 00:36:23,489
I know. It looked like Rocky.
703
00:36:23,583 --> 00:36:25,457
Who looked like Rocky?
704
00:36:25,543 --> 00:36:27,335
Who the hell is Rocky?
705
00:36:27,421 --> 00:36:29,958
Doesn't matter.
We've missed it now.
706
00:36:33,094 --> 00:36:35,632
that "Rocky"
is an Arsenal player.
707
00:36:35,722 --> 00:36:37,180
Yeah, David Rocastle.
708
00:36:37,265 --> 00:36:40,801
And how do you know
what he looks like?
709
00:36:40,894 --> 00:36:42,388
Well, I don't know.
710
00:36:42,479 --> 00:36:44,472
It sinks in after a while.
711
00:36:44,565 --> 00:36:46,059
What else has sunk in?
712
00:36:46,150 --> 00:36:49,400
D'you know where they are
in the Championship Cup
713
00:36:49,487 --> 00:36:51,480
and who their best
goal-hanger is?
714
00:36:51,573 --> 00:36:53,612
I'm not turning into a moron.
715
00:36:53,700 --> 00:36:56,487
OK, I know they're
top of the League.
716
00:36:56,578 --> 00:36:58,073
That's easy to remember.
717
00:36:58,163 --> 00:37:00,702
And I know that
Alan "Smudger" Smith
718
00:37:00,791 --> 00:37:02,784
has scored most of the goals.
719
00:37:02,877 --> 00:37:04,371
But it doesn't...
720
00:37:04,462 --> 00:37:05,957
I'm going next week.
721
00:37:06,047 --> 00:37:06,996
You're going?
722
00:37:07,090 --> 00:37:08,039
Yeah.
723
00:37:08,133 --> 00:37:09,592
To a football match?
724
00:37:09,676 --> 00:37:11,669
Yeah. I thought I should.
725
00:37:11,762 --> 00:37:13,553
Ooh. I tell you, girl,
726
00:37:13,639 --> 00:37:15,430
you'd better watch yourself.
727
00:37:15,516 --> 00:37:17,639
Soon after Tim and I split up,
728
00:37:17,727 --> 00:37:19,222
I woke up one morning
729
00:37:19,312 --> 00:37:22,349
and realised I could
remember his batting average
730
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:23,935
for the previous season.
731
00:37:24,026 --> 00:37:25,686
Harmless enough, isn't it?
732
00:37:25,778 --> 00:37:26,727
No!
733
00:37:26,820 --> 00:37:28,612
It's all a sinister form
734
00:37:28,697 --> 00:37:30,192
of male manipulation.
735
00:37:30,283 --> 00:37:31,362
Rubbish!
736
00:37:31,450 --> 00:37:32,945
It's true!
737
00:37:33,036 --> 00:37:34,530
You get colonised.
738
00:37:34,621 --> 00:37:37,159
Your native culture
gets driven out
739
00:37:37,249 --> 00:37:39,242
and it's replaced by stuff
740
00:37:39,334 --> 00:37:41,541
you don't even wanna know about.
741
00:37:41,629 --> 00:37:43,622
They're like
bloody missionaries.
742
00:37:43,714 --> 00:37:46,751
They bore you stupid
until you cave in
743
00:37:46,843 --> 00:37:48,337
then they fuck off!
744
00:37:53,016 --> 00:37:54,013
Shut up!
745
00:37:55,102 --> 00:37:56,561
Did you get it?
746
00:37:59,190 --> 00:38:00,139
Yes.
747
00:38:00,233 --> 00:38:01,727
Can I see it?
748
00:38:03,904 --> 00:38:05,398
It's in me purse.
749
00:38:05,488 --> 00:38:06,983
Brilliant. Thanks, Mum.
750
00:38:07,074 --> 00:38:10,111
I've got to do
an extra hour tomorrow.
751
00:38:10,203 --> 00:38:12,195
Left the office at twelve,
752
00:38:12,288 --> 00:38:14,281
I didn't get back till three.
753
00:38:14,373 --> 00:38:16,995
They asked you
what end you wanted?
754
00:38:17,085 --> 00:38:19,921
No. I said, "One, please"
and they gave me that.
755
00:38:21,799 --> 00:38:23,792
How comes you got a ticket
756
00:38:23,884 --> 00:38:25,379
in the Reading end?
757
00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:27,462
Had to get it off a tout.
758
00:38:27,555 --> 00:38:29,548
How much did that cost you?
759
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:30,590
Fiver.
760
00:38:30,684 --> 00:38:32,178
D'you live in Islington?
761
00:38:32,268 --> 00:38:33,763
Well, near, yeah.
762
00:38:33,854 --> 00:38:35,846
How near is near?
763
00:38:35,940 --> 00:38:37,517
Place called Maidenhead.
764
00:38:37,608 --> 00:38:38,557
Maidenhead?
765
00:38:38,651 --> 00:38:40,110
Maidenhead in Berkshire?
766
00:38:40,194 --> 00:38:42,021
Two miles down the road?
767
00:38:42,113 --> 00:38:43,607
More like six.
768
00:38:43,698 --> 00:38:45,655
Bit nearer Reading than Arsenal.
769
00:38:45,742 --> 00:38:48,779
You should be
supporting your local team.
770
00:38:48,871 --> 00:38:49,820
Look...
771
00:38:49,913 --> 00:38:51,111
Excuse me.
772
00:38:51,207 --> 00:38:52,951
Just seen someone I know.
773
00:38:57,005 --> 00:39:00,421
And was the ticket
all right, in the end?
774
00:39:00,509 --> 00:39:01,968
I was standing with a load
775
00:39:02,052 --> 00:39:03,511
of country bumpkins at first.
776
00:39:03,595 --> 00:39:05,589
Then I found Jenkins and them.
777
00:39:05,681 --> 00:39:07,721
So you stood with Jenkins?
778
00:39:07,808 --> 00:39:09,303
What would YOU know?
779
00:39:09,394 --> 00:39:12,264
You must've been sick
when they equalised.
780
00:39:12,355 --> 00:39:13,850
I heard it on the radio.
781
00:39:13,940 --> 00:39:15,435
The place went mad.
782
00:39:15,526 --> 00:39:17,565
Just had to stand and take it.
783
00:39:17,653 --> 00:39:19,278
Good old Pat Rice, though.
784
00:39:19,363 --> 00:39:21,985
- He never scores, Pat Rice.
- First of the season.
785
00:39:22,074 --> 00:39:24,862
We're good in the Cups,
aren't we?
786
00:39:28,791 --> 00:39:30,284
McNab won't play.
787
00:39:30,375 --> 00:39:32,369
Bertie Mee wouldn't risk him.
788
00:39:32,461 --> 00:39:35,498
How long will it take
to get to Birmingham?
789
00:39:35,589 --> 00:39:37,583
Couple of hours. Maybe three.
790
00:39:37,676 --> 00:39:39,467
But we'll be there by two?
791
00:39:39,553 --> 00:39:40,548
Oh, sure.
792
00:39:43,808 --> 00:39:47,391
How about if we did something
different this afternoon?
793
00:39:47,478 --> 00:39:48,937
How d'you mean?
794
00:39:49,021 --> 00:39:50,516
I thought you might like
795
00:39:50,606 --> 00:39:53,311
to meet Jane and
the kids for lunch.
796
00:39:53,401 --> 00:39:55,394
Then maybe take 'em to the zoo
797
00:39:55,487 --> 00:39:56,981
or pictures... somewhere.
798
00:39:58,824 --> 00:40:00,615
They've been over this week
799
00:40:00,701 --> 00:40:02,160
visiting their grandmother.
800
00:40:02,244 --> 00:40:03,739
They'd love to meet you.
801
00:40:03,830 --> 00:40:06,535
You don't mean instead
of the game, do you?
802
00:40:06,624 --> 00:40:08,084
We couldn't do both.
803
00:40:08,168 --> 00:40:11,204
You didn't get
any tickets, did you?
804
00:40:11,296 --> 00:40:13,834
The tickets are
waiting for us there.
805
00:40:13,924 --> 00:40:16,961
So you're telling me
you've got tickets
806
00:40:17,053 --> 00:40:20,505
but you wanna go and see
"The Jungle Book"?
807
00:40:22,392 --> 00:40:24,184
You're teasing me, aren't you?
808
00:40:24,269 --> 00:40:26,262
We don't have to go to Arsenal
809
00:40:26,355 --> 00:40:28,347
every time I'm in London, do we?
810
00:40:28,441 --> 00:40:31,313
I thought we were
beyond that stage.
811
00:40:33,073 --> 00:40:35,611
We'll never be
beyond that stage.
812
00:42:09,011 --> 00:42:12,049
I thought you said
you'd look after me.
813
00:42:12,141 --> 00:42:15,227
You said you didn't need
looking after.
814
00:42:16,356 --> 00:42:17,815
You're gonna get
815
00:42:17,900 --> 00:42:19,692
your fucking heads kicked in!
816
00:42:19,778 --> 00:42:22,235
Gonna get your fucking heads
kicked in!
817
00:42:35,343 --> 00:42:38,180
Fucking jump
for the ball, Niall!
818
00:42:38,264 --> 00:42:39,759
Come on, Arsenal!
819
00:42:39,850 --> 00:42:41,428
Do you want this or not?
820
00:42:43,063 --> 00:42:45,056
'Everton nil, Norwich nil. '
821
00:42:45,150 --> 00:42:46,942
You'll get used to it.
822
00:42:47,028 --> 00:42:49,022
I don't wanna get used to it.
823
00:42:49,114 --> 00:42:52,152
What's going on at
the Liverpool/Forest game?
824
00:42:52,243 --> 00:42:53,739
There's trouble or something.
825
00:42:53,830 --> 00:42:55,324
They ain't kicked off yet.
826
00:42:55,415 --> 00:42:57,409
There. Heard about Hillsborough?
827
00:42:57,502 --> 00:42:58,997
This guy was just saying.
828
00:42:59,088 --> 00:43:01,627
Bloke up there reckons
there's people hurt.
829
00:43:01,717 --> 00:43:03,176
Jesus. What happened?
830
00:43:03,260 --> 00:43:04,257
I dunno.
831
00:43:40,109 --> 00:43:41,604
You all right?
832
00:43:41,694 --> 00:43:43,154
Yeah, I'm fine.
833
00:43:46,451 --> 00:43:47,401
Arsenal!
834
00:43:48,705 --> 00:43:49,701
Arsenal!
835
00:43:51,501 --> 00:43:52,498
Arsenal!
836
00:43:53,587 --> 00:43:54,584
Arsenal!
837
00:44:09,236 --> 00:44:10,732
'Semi-final
838
00:44:10,823 --> 00:44:13,362
'between Nottingham Forest
and Liverpool
839
00:44:13,452 --> 00:44:15,944
'at the Hillsborough ground
in Sheffield.
840
00:44:16,039 --> 00:44:19,076
'It's feared that at least
841
00:44:19,168 --> 00:44:20,877
'were crushed to death.
842
00:44:20,963 --> 00:44:23,502
'Hundreds were forced
on to the pitch. '
843
00:44:23,592 --> 00:44:25,087
It's just so stupid.
844
00:44:25,178 --> 00:44:27,717
'The Liverpool manager,
Kenny Dalglish,
845
00:44:27,807 --> 00:44:30,346
'and his opposite number,
Brian Clough,
846
00:44:30,436 --> 00:44:32,844
'were clearly appalled
by the scenes.
847
00:44:32,940 --> 00:44:35,478
'There's so far
nothing to suggest... '
848
00:44:35,569 --> 00:44:36,518
So stupid.
849
00:44:36,612 --> 00:44:38,154
'.. that what happened
850
00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:41,277
'was the result
of violence amongst fans. '
851
00:44:41,369 --> 00:44:44,158
They must've realised
something like this
852
00:44:44,249 --> 00:44:45,743
was gonna happen one day.
853
00:44:45,834 --> 00:44:47,828
One afternoon on the North Bank
854
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:49,381
and you're an expert.
855
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:53,220
Well, that's it, then.
856
00:44:53,304 --> 00:44:54,253
That's what?
857
00:44:54,347 --> 00:44:56,886
You can't go back now, can you?
858
00:44:56,976 --> 00:44:58,436
'Course we will.
859
00:45:00,106 --> 00:45:01,565
How can you?
860
00:45:01,650 --> 00:45:02,895
Because...
861
00:45:02,985 --> 00:45:04,778
because everyone else will.
862
00:45:04,863 --> 00:45:06,857
Because the game will go on.
863
00:45:06,950 --> 00:45:08,944
They'll even replay this one.
864
00:45:09,037 --> 00:45:10,531
This doesn't change anything.
865
00:45:16,173 --> 00:45:18,166
I just don't get you.
866
00:45:21,389 --> 00:45:23,181
No, I know you don't.
867
00:45:24,769 --> 00:45:27,806
It's not just me you don't get.
It's any of us.
868
00:45:27,899 --> 00:45:29,394
I hope the rest of them
869
00:45:29,484 --> 00:45:32,321
aren't as selfish
and manipulative as you.
870
00:45:32,405 --> 00:45:35,443
What's selfish about
watching a football team?
871
00:45:35,535 --> 00:45:37,328
It's all selfish, all of it!
872
00:45:37,413 --> 00:45:38,908
All those stupid stories
873
00:45:38,999 --> 00:45:40,494
about how your mum's cats
874
00:45:40,585 --> 00:45:42,578
are called after great players
875
00:45:42,671 --> 00:45:44,665
and how she drove
through the snow
876
00:45:44,757 --> 00:45:46,253
to get you a Cup ticket.
877
00:45:46,344 --> 00:45:48,136
You stopped seeing your father
878
00:45:48,222 --> 00:45:49,716
when you didn't need him
879
00:45:49,807 --> 00:45:51,801
to take you
to the games any more.
880
00:45:51,893 --> 00:45:53,389
And we're supposed to understand
881
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:54,974
because football's football.
882
00:45:55,065 --> 00:45:57,604
When we think of Paul,
we think of Arsenal.
883
00:45:57,694 --> 00:45:59,153
It makes me sick!
884
00:46:08,335 --> 00:46:09,795
I hated this afternoon.
885
00:46:10,922 --> 00:46:12,383
D'you wanna know why?
886
00:46:15,096 --> 00:46:18,133
Because if you didn't
give a toss about Arsenal,
887
00:46:18,226 --> 00:46:19,721
what are you left with?
888
00:46:19,811 --> 00:46:22,850
You pay £5 to stand
on a lump of concrete.
889
00:46:22,941 --> 00:46:26,028
You can't see anything,
you're not even safe.
890
00:46:26,113 --> 00:46:27,572
And you can't complain
891
00:46:27,657 --> 00:46:30,695
because that would be
letting the lads down.
892
00:46:30,787 --> 00:46:33,326
That'd show
you didn't care enough.
893
00:46:34,626 --> 00:46:37,498
Well, at least
we care about something.
894
00:46:37,588 --> 00:46:40,627
At least we're not in
night after night
895
00:46:40,718 --> 00:46:42,712
worrying about our lesson plans.
896
00:46:42,805 --> 00:46:46,472
Whether a Scale 3
might come up in Bournemouth.
897
00:46:47,854 --> 00:46:49,647
Perhaps one day you'll learn
898
00:46:49,732 --> 00:46:52,770
to care about something
you can't tick.
899
00:46:56,326 --> 00:46:57,321
Thanks.
900
00:47:07,175 --> 00:47:08,172
I'm sorry.
901
00:47:23,033 --> 00:47:26,071
Football
has meant too much to me
902
00:47:26,163 --> 00:47:28,702
and come to represent
too many things.
903
00:47:28,792 --> 00:47:30,335
After a while,
904
00:47:30,419 --> 00:47:33,458
it all gets mixed up
together in your head.
905
00:47:33,549 --> 00:47:35,044
You can't remember whether
906
00:47:35,135 --> 00:47:37,128
life's shit
because Arsenal's shit
907
00:47:37,221 --> 00:47:38,717
or the other way round.
908
00:47:38,807 --> 00:47:41,347
I've been to watch
far too many games,
909
00:47:41,436 --> 00:47:43,229
spent far too much money.
910
00:47:43,314 --> 00:47:44,809
Fretted about Arsenal
911
00:47:44,900 --> 00:47:46,394
when I should have been
912
00:47:46,486 --> 00:47:48,278
fretting about something else.
913
00:47:48,363 --> 00:47:51,900
I've asked too much
of the people I love.
914
00:47:51,994 --> 00:47:53,537
OK, I accept all that.
915
00:47:53,622 --> 00:47:56,160
Perhaps it's something
you can't understand
916
00:47:56,251 --> 00:47:57,746
unless you belong.
917
00:47:57,836 --> 00:47:59,629
But what about this...?
918
00:47:59,714 --> 00:48:01,174
Three minutes to go
919
00:48:01,258 --> 00:48:04,261
and you're two-one up
in a semi-final.
920
00:48:04,346 --> 00:48:07,385
You look around and see
thousands of faces
921
00:48:07,476 --> 00:48:10,016
contorted with fear
and hope and worry.
922
00:48:10,105 --> 00:48:11,600
Everyone lost.
923
00:48:11,691 --> 00:48:14,527
Everything else
gone out of their heads.
924
00:48:14,612 --> 00:48:16,107
Then the whistle blows
925
00:48:16,198 --> 00:48:17,692
and everyone goes spare.
926
00:48:17,783 --> 00:48:19,778
And just for those few minutes,
927
00:48:19,870 --> 00:48:22,623
you're at the centre
of the whole world.
928
00:48:22,708 --> 00:48:25,247
And the fact
that you care so much,
929
00:48:25,337 --> 00:48:27,129
that the noise you've made
930
00:48:27,215 --> 00:48:29,754
has been such
a crucial part of it,
931
00:48:29,844 --> 00:48:31,636
is what makes it special.
932
00:48:31,722 --> 00:48:34,261
You've been
as important as the players
933
00:48:34,351 --> 00:48:36,344
and if you hadn't been there,
934
00:48:36,437 --> 00:48:39,475
who'd have been bothered
about football, really?
935
00:48:39,567 --> 00:48:41,026
The great thing is,
936
00:48:41,111 --> 00:48:43,104
it comes round again and again.
937
00:48:43,197 --> 00:48:44,693
There's always another season.
938
00:48:44,783 --> 00:48:46,777
If you lose
the Cup Final in May,
939
00:48:46,870 --> 00:48:50,952
there's the third round
to look forward to in January.
940
00:48:51,042 --> 00:48:52,503
What's wrong with that?
941
00:48:52,587 --> 00:48:54,331
It's actually pretty comforting
942
00:48:54,423 --> 00:48:55,918
if you think about it.
943
00:48:56,009 --> 00:48:57,503
But every now and then -
944
00:48:57,594 --> 00:49:00,087
not very often, but it happens -
945
00:49:00,181 --> 00:49:02,175
you catch a glimpse of a world
946
00:49:02,269 --> 00:49:04,262
that doesn't work like that.
947
00:49:04,355 --> 00:49:06,894
A world that doesn't stop in May
948
00:49:06,984 --> 00:49:08,776
and begin again in August.
949
00:49:08,862 --> 00:49:11,899
There's some stuff
that just never comes back.
950
00:49:11,991 --> 00:49:15,029
And some stuff
that just won't go away.
951
00:49:15,121 --> 00:49:18,159
And some stuff
that you couldn't ignore
952
00:49:18,251 --> 00:49:19,746
even if you wanted to.
953
00:49:29,226 --> 00:49:30,222
Hello.
954
00:49:30,311 --> 00:49:31,771
'It's me. '
955
00:49:31,855 --> 00:49:33,849
Do you know what time it is?
956
00:49:33,942 --> 00:49:35,401
'Yeah, and I'm sorry. '
957
00:49:37,739 --> 00:49:39,199
Listen, are you pregnant?
958
00:50:33,324 --> 00:50:34,784
Are these for me?
959
00:50:37,497 --> 00:50:38,447
Yeah.
960
00:50:41,128 --> 00:50:42,077
Flowers.
961
00:50:42,171 --> 00:50:43,999
I suppose they were,
962
00:50:44,090 --> 00:50:45,586
once upon a time.
963
00:50:45,677 --> 00:50:46,626
Thank you.
964
00:50:49,599 --> 00:50:51,059
Come on, Jo.
965
00:50:56,359 --> 00:50:57,356
Oh.
966
00:51:00,449 --> 00:51:01,860
And chocolates!
967
00:51:07,794 --> 00:51:09,311
It's come just at
the right time for me.
968
00:51:09,346 --> 00:51:10,829
It's come just at
the right time for me.
969
00:51:10,923 --> 00:51:14,508
I was gettin' bored with
that pub and football stuff.
970
00:51:14,596 --> 00:51:16,589
You can only spend so much time
971
00:51:16,682 --> 00:51:18,011
playing Subbuteo.
972
00:51:18,101 --> 00:51:20,309
Having a kid's a brilliant idea.
973
00:51:20,396 --> 00:51:22,390
It wasn't really an idea.
974
00:51:22,483 --> 00:51:24,476
It might as well have been.
975
00:51:24,569 --> 00:51:25,815
It's perfect.
976
00:51:25,904 --> 00:51:27,697
It's not just the baby.
977
00:51:27,782 --> 00:51:30,156
It's, you know,
it's you as well.
978
00:51:30,245 --> 00:51:32,238
I think we're good together.
979
00:51:32,331 --> 00:51:34,740
I thought I was
Miss Jean Brodie.
980
00:51:34,835 --> 00:51:37,873
I was wrong.
I've been thinking about this.
981
00:51:39,008 --> 00:51:40,503
You're George Graham.
982
00:51:41,888 --> 00:51:43,382
The Arsenal manager.
983
00:51:43,473 --> 00:51:45,467
And that's good, is it?
984
00:51:45,559 --> 00:51:46,509
It's brilliant.
985
00:51:46,603 --> 00:51:48,098
You're careful and organised
986
00:51:48,188 --> 00:51:49,814
and methodical and all that.
987
00:51:49,900 --> 00:51:51,394
That's why we work.
988
00:51:51,485 --> 00:51:53,230
I need somebody like that.
989
00:51:53,321 --> 00:51:55,315
And you need somebody
like me...
990
00:51:55,408 --> 00:51:56,868
Work well as a team.
991
00:51:56,952 --> 00:51:58,744
Not even as a team, as a club.
992
00:51:58,830 --> 00:52:01,785
Paul, you do talk
some terrible nonsense.
993
00:52:01,876 --> 00:52:03,372
It's not. It's the truth.
994
00:52:03,462 --> 00:52:04,922
It's all working out.
995
00:52:05,006 --> 00:52:06,881
Wife and baby, that'll do me.
996
00:52:06,967 --> 00:52:09,377
Who said anything about a wife?
997
00:52:09,471 --> 00:52:12,510
We'd want to do it
properly, wouldn't we?
998
00:52:12,601 --> 00:52:14,096
Liam? If it's a boy.
999
00:52:14,187 --> 00:52:16,514
The greatest Arsenal player ever
1000
00:52:16,607 --> 00:52:18,102
but it's a nice name.
1001
00:52:18,193 --> 00:52:19,937
Better apply for the job.
1002
00:52:20,029 --> 00:52:21,109
What job?
1003
00:52:21,198 --> 00:52:23,690
Rosie's Head of Year
job. I said no -
1004
00:52:23,785 --> 00:52:25,992
but now, brilliant.
Perfect timing.
1005
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:28,073
We'll need a bit more money
1006
00:52:28,166 --> 00:52:29,959
'cause we'll need a house.
1007
00:52:30,044 --> 00:52:32,038
- Paul...
- Ted'll be pleased, anyway.
1008
00:52:32,131 --> 00:52:33,626
- Liam, brilliant.
- Paul...
1009
00:52:33,717 --> 00:52:35,426
We could live near the ground.
1010
00:52:35,511 --> 00:52:39,048
It's cheap 'cause no-one
wants a football stadium
1011
00:52:39,141 --> 00:52:41,135
on their doorstep.
I'd pay extra
1012
00:52:41,228 --> 00:52:43,222
but we won't tell
the estate agent.
1013
00:52:43,315 --> 00:52:44,774
Mortgage, wife, kid - cool.
1014
00:52:44,859 --> 00:52:46,852
Paul, none of this is real.
1015
00:52:46,945 --> 00:52:49,438
You're behaving
like a little kid.
1016
00:52:49,532 --> 00:52:52,571
I've been impregnated
by a 12-year-old!
1017
00:53:00,591 --> 00:53:01,754
Oh, thanks.
1018
00:53:01,843 --> 00:53:03,338
Thanks very much.
1019
00:53:03,428 --> 00:53:04,889
Sorry about that.
1020
00:53:04,973 --> 00:53:06,432
No problem, sir.
1021
00:53:07,935 --> 00:53:09,431
Sorry, you were saying?
1022
00:53:09,522 --> 00:53:12,440
Paul, this is exactly
what I mean.
1023
00:53:12,526 --> 00:53:15,445
That was just a one-off.
Never happened before.
1024
00:53:15,531 --> 00:53:18,486
I promise it won't be
a regular feature of life.
1025
00:53:26,255 --> 00:53:27,205
Paul...
1026
00:53:27,299 --> 00:53:29,292
I haven't made up my mind
1027
00:53:29,385 --> 00:53:31,379
what I'm doing about this yet.
1028
00:53:33,058 --> 00:53:34,552
Do you understand?
1029
00:53:36,521 --> 00:53:37,518
Yes.
1030
00:53:39,568 --> 00:53:41,062
No, not really.
1031
00:53:41,153 --> 00:53:42,946
I can't see this working out.
1032
00:53:43,031 --> 00:53:45,570
- It's my last chance.
- Don't be silly.
1033
00:53:45,660 --> 00:53:47,654
It's just what it feels like.
1034
00:53:47,746 --> 00:53:50,785
Are you prepared
to be a one-parent family?
1035
00:53:50,876 --> 00:53:53,119
I think if we go
through with this,
1036
00:53:53,214 --> 00:53:55,207
one of us is gonna have to be.
1037
00:53:55,300 --> 00:53:56,795
No, it'll be brilliant.
1038
00:54:00,224 --> 00:54:01,719
I don't think I've been
1039
00:54:01,810 --> 00:54:04,349
since George Eastham
was in the team.
1040
00:54:04,439 --> 00:54:05,934
Before my time.
1041
00:54:06,024 --> 00:54:07,817
He was a lovely player.
1042
00:54:07,902 --> 00:54:09,896
The sort you don't get
any more.
1043
00:54:09,989 --> 00:54:11,982
Languid and thoughtful
and elegant.
1044
00:54:12,075 --> 00:54:15,113
You should come
and watch Tony Adams.
1045
00:54:15,205 --> 00:54:16,701
How can I help, anyway?
1046
00:54:16,791 --> 00:54:19,829
I changed my mind about
that Head of Year job,
1047
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:21,416
if it's not too late.
1048
00:54:21,507 --> 00:54:24,046
No. No, excellent.
I'm very pleased.
1049
00:54:24,136 --> 00:54:26,129
I've had a couple
of applications
1050
00:54:26,222 --> 00:54:28,761
but I'd be glad
to add your name.
1051
00:54:28,851 --> 00:54:29,801
Thank you.
1052
00:54:29,895 --> 00:54:31,389
Any particular reason
1053
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:33,059
for the change of mind?
1054
00:54:33,150 --> 00:54:34,644
There is, actually, yes.
1055
00:54:34,735 --> 00:54:36,230
Er, Miss, um...
1056
00:54:36,321 --> 00:54:38,315
Well, Miss Hughes is pregnant.
1057
00:54:39,450 --> 00:54:40,946
Sarah Hughes? History?
1058
00:54:41,037 --> 00:54:42,531
Yes, yes, of course.
1059
00:54:42,622 --> 00:54:44,616
Um... Well, I didn't, um...
1060
00:54:44,708 --> 00:54:46,204
I mean, she...
1061
00:54:46,295 --> 00:54:48,288
How does this affect you?
1062
00:54:48,381 --> 00:54:50,375
Sorry, no. I left a bit out.
1063
00:54:50,467 --> 00:54:51,927
I'm the father.
1064
00:54:52,012 --> 00:54:54,006
I should've told you that
1065
00:54:54,098 --> 00:54:55,558
straight away, shouldn't I?
1066
00:54:55,642 --> 00:54:58,134
Anyway, yes,
we're having a baby.
1067
00:54:58,229 --> 00:55:00,223
I haven't heard this from her.
1068
00:55:00,316 --> 00:55:02,309
You're hearing it
from me, now.
1069
00:55:02,402 --> 00:55:04,941
Sorry, Paul,
I can't share your joy.
1070
00:55:05,031 --> 00:55:07,570
Sarah's been
with us five minutes
1071
00:55:07,660 --> 00:55:10,698
and a member of staff
has knocked her up!
1072
00:55:10,790 --> 00:55:13,828
I'm intending
to marry her and everything.
1073
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:15,415
We won't embarrass the school.
1074
00:55:15,505 --> 00:55:17,998
You already have
embarrassed the school!
1075
00:55:18,093 --> 00:55:22,176
How on earth are we
supposed to talk to kids
1076
00:55:22,266 --> 00:55:24,260
about responsibility
and contraception
1077
00:55:24,353 --> 00:55:26,145
and... and the rest of it
1078
00:55:26,231 --> 00:55:27,725
when the staff themselves...
1079
00:55:29,611 --> 00:55:31,105
Words fail me!
1080
00:55:31,196 --> 00:55:33,570
- I thought you'd be pleased.
- About what?
1081
00:55:33,658 --> 00:55:36,531
The clandestine affair?
The accidental pregnancy?
1082
00:55:36,622 --> 00:55:38,081
Not those bits, maybe,
1083
00:55:38,165 --> 00:55:39,958
but me applying for the job.
1084
00:55:40,043 --> 00:55:41,538
That's good, isn't it?
1085
00:55:41,629 --> 00:55:43,622
Are you a complete fool, Paul?
1086
00:55:46,094 --> 00:55:47,922
I'll talk to you later.
1087
00:55:50,142 --> 00:55:51,637
Yeah, OK, OK.
1088
00:55:51,728 --> 00:55:53,057
Calm down.
1089
00:55:53,147 --> 00:55:56,185
I want you to take
your foot off the gas
1090
00:55:56,277 --> 00:55:57,771
in the second half.
1091
00:55:57,862 --> 00:56:00,189
What's the fun
of beating a team
1092
00:56:00,283 --> 00:56:01,777
15 or 20-nil?
1093
00:56:01,868 --> 00:56:03,328
It's brilliant fun!
1094
00:56:03,413 --> 00:56:06,450
All right.
Just take it easy, eh?
1095
00:56:06,543 --> 00:56:08,037
You're like vultures.
1096
00:56:08,128 --> 00:56:09,623
Now go on!
1097
00:56:09,713 --> 00:56:11,209
Come on, lads!
1098
00:56:28,075 --> 00:56:29,025
Oh, hi.
1099
00:56:29,118 --> 00:56:30,613
We're winning 8-nil.
1100
00:56:31,747 --> 00:56:33,207
Er, 9-nil.
1101
00:56:33,291 --> 00:56:35,286
Calm down!
1102
00:56:35,378 --> 00:56:37,170
Are you a complete fool?
1103
00:56:37,256 --> 00:56:38,751
You've been to see Ted.
1104
00:56:38,842 --> 00:56:40,835
He's not best pleased with us.
1105
00:56:40,928 --> 00:56:43,634
Who else are you
gonna tell? The kids?
1106
00:56:43,724 --> 00:56:46,762
We could recreate
what we did in assembly.
1107
00:56:46,854 --> 00:56:49,892
Find the Durex that split
and bring it in.
1108
00:56:49,984 --> 00:56:51,776
I could lose my job!
1109
00:56:51,862 --> 00:56:54,401
They can't sack you
for getting pregnant.
1110
00:56:54,491 --> 00:56:57,529
I haven't been here
long enough for maternity leave.
1111
00:56:57,621 --> 00:56:59,080
The union'll help.
1112
00:56:59,164 --> 00:57:01,953
None of this is the point, Paul.
1113
00:57:02,043 --> 00:57:03,539
The point is...
1114
00:57:03,630 --> 00:57:05,623
How many times have I told you
1115
00:57:05,716 --> 00:57:07,710
about playing to the whistle?
1116
00:57:07,802 --> 00:57:09,298
Call me later, OK?
1117
00:57:10,807 --> 00:57:12,267
See, if we...
1118
00:57:13,937 --> 00:57:15,729
Fuck! Fuck! FUCK!
1119
00:57:18,110 --> 00:57:20,104
Come on, you useless shower!
1120
00:57:20,196 --> 00:57:22,736
This lot are crap -
get stuck in!
1121
00:57:33,341 --> 00:57:34,802
I'm not a psychologist...
1122
00:57:34,886 --> 00:57:37,923
but I'd suggest
that taking up smoking
1123
00:57:38,015 --> 00:57:40,590
the week you find out
you're pregnant
1124
00:57:40,687 --> 00:57:42,181
indicates a certain ambivalence
1125
00:57:42,272 --> 00:57:44,266
towards the pregnancy
on your part.
1126
00:57:45,860 --> 00:57:47,321
He's given up.
1127
00:57:48,448 --> 00:57:49,943
- Paul?!
- Mm-hm.
1128
00:57:50,034 --> 00:57:52,028
Mr First Thing in the Morning?
1129
00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:55,657
Yeah. We're both making it
clear where we stand.
1130
00:57:55,751 --> 00:57:57,543
I start drinking and smoking
1131
00:57:57,628 --> 00:57:59,421
and he's given everything up.
1132
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:05,139
This is horrible.
1133
00:58:05,224 --> 00:58:08,809
I don't care how much
damage it's doing to me.
1134
00:58:10,357 --> 00:58:13,608
So if everything's as bad
as you make out,
1135
00:58:13,695 --> 00:58:17,280
how come you're not applying
for jobs in... Pitlochry?
1136
00:58:20,497 --> 00:58:23,036
I know Paul's gone
completely mad.
1137
00:58:23,126 --> 00:58:24,621
I know, I know, I know.
1138
00:58:24,712 --> 00:58:28,296
It's just that it kind of
rubs off on you somehow.
1139
00:58:34,519 --> 00:58:36,013
It makes a difference
1140
00:58:36,104 --> 00:58:38,643
- to how you think about things.
- Like?
1141
00:58:38,733 --> 00:58:40,193
Like today, right?
1142
00:58:40,278 --> 00:58:41,772
I want us to win.
1143
00:58:41,863 --> 00:58:44,402
- With you so far.
- I think we will.
1144
00:58:44,492 --> 00:58:45,987
Home to Norwich,
1145
00:58:46,078 --> 00:58:48,072
you'd usually predict
two-nil defeat.
1146
00:58:48,165 --> 00:58:50,704
Nil-nil if you was
on top of the world.
1147
00:58:50,794 --> 00:58:53,665
If we don't, it's not
the end of the world.
1148
00:58:53,756 --> 00:58:56,130
Four games left.
twelve points to be won.
1149
00:58:56,218 --> 00:58:58,011
That's not what I mean.
1150
00:58:58,096 --> 00:59:00,090
If we don't win the League,
1151
00:59:00,183 --> 00:59:03,221
I'll cope because
of Sarah and the baby.
1152
00:59:03,313 --> 00:59:05,770
When you've got
nothing else going on,
1153
00:59:05,858 --> 00:59:07,353
Arsenal fill all the gaps.
1154
00:59:07,444 --> 00:59:09,437
You end up getting in a state
1155
00:59:09,530 --> 00:59:10,990
about losing to Spurs
1156
00:59:11,075 --> 00:59:12,569
when really you should be
1157
00:59:12,660 --> 00:59:14,654
getting in a state
about yourself.
1158
00:59:15,790 --> 00:59:17,535
But we will win today.
1159
00:59:17,626 --> 00:59:20,166
Sun's out,
I'm gonna be a father,
1160
00:59:20,255 --> 00:59:21,750
Alan Smith's back.
1161
00:59:21,841 --> 00:59:23,301
Five-nil, no trouble.
1162
00:59:24,428 --> 00:59:25,425
Let's go.
1163
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:32,557
'George Graham off the bench
1164
00:59:32,649 --> 00:59:36,233
'to shake hands with a very
disappointed Dave Stringer.
1165
00:59:36,321 --> 00:59:38,316
'Norwich know their
Championship challenge
1166
00:59:38,408 --> 00:59:39,654
'has evaporated.
1167
00:59:39,744 --> 00:59:41,203
'Arsenal's is very much
1168
00:59:41,287 --> 00:59:42,782
'on course after today.
1169
00:59:42,873 --> 00:59:44,867
'Arsenal five, Norwich City nil.
1170
00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:46,954
'Alan Smith the man of the match
1171
00:59:47,046 --> 00:59:48,541
'with two goals,
1172
00:59:48,632 --> 00:59:50,625
'one of them
a splendid effort... '
1173
00:59:50,718 --> 00:59:52,178
Everything's happening at once
1174
00:59:52,263 --> 00:59:53,722
and it's brilliant.
1175
00:59:53,806 --> 00:59:56,845
Stick with me.
No way we won't win the League.
1176
00:59:56,936 --> 00:59:58,431
It's all you, is it?
1177
00:59:58,522 --> 01:00:01,560
Nothing to do
with George, Smithy, Rocky
1178
01:00:01,652 --> 01:00:03,146
or me buying sugar mice?
1179
01:00:03,238 --> 01:00:05,777
You never get
feelings like that?
1180
01:00:05,867 --> 01:00:07,527
I felt brilliant the day
1181
01:00:07,619 --> 01:00:10,657
we got knocked out
of the League by Walsall.
1182
01:00:10,749 --> 01:00:12,244
Got a pay rise,
1183
01:00:12,335 --> 01:00:15,373
got off with Caroline Walsh
the night before.
1184
01:00:15,464 --> 01:00:18,004
Fat lot of fucking notice
this lot took.
1185
01:00:18,093 --> 01:00:21,132
Some of us have it,
some of us haven't.
1186
01:00:21,223 --> 01:00:24,262
You must've had
a shitty life for 18 years.
1187
01:00:24,353 --> 01:00:26,347
I haven't had it all the time
1188
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:29,110
but I've got it
this season in spades.
1189
01:00:34,869 --> 01:00:36,329
Did you go?
1190
01:00:36,413 --> 01:00:38,407
Yeah. We were great, weren't we?
1191
01:00:38,500 --> 01:00:40,494
My mum wants a season ticket.
1192
01:00:40,587 --> 01:00:42,379
Can I have a quick word?
1193
01:00:42,465 --> 01:00:45,502
We're just talking
about the rout of Norwich.
1194
01:00:45,594 --> 01:00:47,173
Yes, saw it on TV.
1195
01:00:47,263 --> 01:00:48,639
Very impressive.
1196
01:00:48,455 --> 01:00:50,946
It's good
that Alan Smith's back.
1197
01:00:51,041 --> 01:00:52,500
Yeah. Run along, Robert.
1198
01:00:52,586 --> 01:00:54,578
I had a word with the Governors.
1199
01:00:54,671 --> 01:00:56,665
They'll be happy
to interview you
1200
01:00:56,757 --> 01:00:58,086
for Head of Year.
1201
01:00:58,176 --> 01:00:59,457
Thanks, Ted.
1202
01:00:59,553 --> 01:01:03,137
Ted... I'm not planning
to make a habit of this
1203
01:01:03,225 --> 01:01:05,763
if that's what
you're worried about.
1204
01:01:05,854 --> 01:01:08,475
It's something out
of the ordinary for me.
1205
01:01:08,565 --> 01:01:10,559
Just be prepared, OK?
1206
01:01:10,651 --> 01:01:13,689
School Governors
can be a funny lot.
1207
01:01:16,743 --> 01:01:18,736
'.. Still Middlesborough nil,
1208
01:01:18,829 --> 01:01:20,288
'Arsenal nil... '
1209
01:01:28,843 --> 01:01:30,302
You're kidding. No way.
1210
01:01:32,556 --> 01:01:34,016
Can't afford anywhere else.
1211
01:01:34,100 --> 01:01:37,684
N5's not the only place
in the world, you know.
1212
01:01:37,772 --> 01:01:39,681
Sarah, you know
that's not true.
1213
01:01:41,527 --> 01:01:44,018
You hardly
hear anything, most games.
1214
01:01:44,113 --> 01:01:45,608
How often do they play?
1215
01:01:45,698 --> 01:01:47,193
Once a month.
1216
01:01:47,285 --> 01:01:48,779
- Something like that.
- Right.
1217
01:01:48,870 --> 01:01:50,329
Do they leave much mess?
1218
01:01:50,414 --> 01:01:53,451
No. Shall I leave you
to look around?
1219
01:01:53,543 --> 01:01:54,706
Thanks, yeah.
1220
01:01:57,006 --> 01:02:01,087
What does it matter
how close to the ground you live
1221
01:02:01,178 --> 01:02:04,014
as long as you can
come to the games?
1222
01:02:04,098 --> 01:02:06,638
When I was a kid,
I read this...
1223
01:02:06,727 --> 01:02:09,765
story about what used
to happen round here
1224
01:02:09,856 --> 01:02:12,811
on Cup Final days
if Arsenal were playing.
1225
01:02:12,902 --> 01:02:14,611
They'd have this procession.
1226
01:02:14,697 --> 01:02:17,734
The women and kids
dressed up in fancy dress
1227
01:02:17,826 --> 01:02:20,863
and led the men going
to Wembley to the station.
1228
01:02:26,588 --> 01:02:28,082
I lived in Maidenhead.
1229
01:02:28,173 --> 01:02:30,795
- What did we have there?
- Money, decent schools,
1230
01:02:30,885 --> 01:02:32,677
holidays abroad, enough food.
1231
01:02:32,762 --> 01:02:34,756
Yeah. You're right, yeah.
1232
01:02:34,849 --> 01:02:36,130
I was lucky.
1233
01:02:36,226 --> 01:02:37,720
But I was rootless, too.
1234
01:02:37,811 --> 01:02:39,805
I didn't have
anything like that.
1235
01:02:39,897 --> 01:02:41,890
Nothing I could be proud of,
1236
01:02:41,984 --> 01:02:45,567
nothing I can look back on
and feel sentimental about
1237
01:02:45,655 --> 01:02:48,194
except telly programmes
and pop music.
1238
01:02:48,283 --> 01:02:49,743
But it's different here.
1239
01:02:53,124 --> 01:02:55,960
Anyway... it's close to the tube.
1240
01:02:56,044 --> 01:02:58,583
It's 50 minutes
from the West End.
1241
01:02:58,672 --> 01:03:00,465
It's not far from school.
1242
01:03:00,550 --> 01:03:02,045
I'm not prepared
1243
01:03:02,136 --> 01:03:03,630
to indulge your fantasies.
1244
01:03:03,721 --> 01:03:05,216
The best thing for you
1245
01:03:05,306 --> 01:03:07,099
would be to get further away,
1246
01:03:07,184 --> 01:03:08,679
not a few yards nearer.
1247
01:03:08,770 --> 01:03:10,977
- It doesn't feel like that.
- Tough.
1248
01:03:12,525 --> 01:03:13,984
Is there a problem?
1249
01:03:15,445 --> 01:03:17,106
- No.
- No!
1250
01:03:17,197 --> 01:03:20,116
It's a lovely house. Really.
1251
01:03:20,201 --> 01:03:21,661
It's just the view.
1252
01:03:27,336 --> 01:03:29,330
'So George Graham... '
1253
01:03:29,423 --> 01:03:31,415
Tell me again what was wrong
1254
01:03:31,509 --> 01:03:34,000
with that place in...
Creighton Avenue.
1255
01:03:34,095 --> 01:03:35,888
The one with the garden.
1256
01:03:35,973 --> 01:03:38,465
'Despite all their control,
Arsenal... '
1257
01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:40,019
I'm talking to myself.
1258
01:03:40,103 --> 01:03:42,596
Somewhere a bit
further north, anyway.
1259
01:03:42,691 --> 01:03:43,640
Bounds Green?
1260
01:03:43,733 --> 01:03:45,193
'John Lukic prepares
1261
01:03:45,277 --> 01:03:47,070
to play it downfield... '
1262
01:03:47,155 --> 01:03:48,566
Watford?
1263
01:03:48,657 --> 01:03:50,651
'.. Into the
Middlesborough half... '
1264
01:03:50,743 --> 01:03:53,282
How about Darlington?
There's a team there.
1265
01:03:53,371 --> 01:03:54,320
'Goal!'
1266
01:03:54,415 --> 01:03:55,910
YES! Yes! Yes! Yes!
1267
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:57,625
Helsinki. Helsinki United
1268
01:03:57,711 --> 01:03:59,704
are really good this season.
1269
01:03:59,797 --> 01:04:02,335
One Martin Hayes!
1270
01:04:02,425 --> 01:04:04,964
There's only one Martin Hayes!
1271
01:04:05,054 --> 01:04:06,632
One Martin...
1272
01:04:08,517 --> 01:04:10,309
So, Paul...
1273
01:04:10,394 --> 01:04:11,391
Confident?
1274
01:04:12,689 --> 01:04:14,683
Sorry, not about the job.
1275
01:04:14,775 --> 01:04:17,813
About what's going on
down the road.
1276
01:04:19,156 --> 01:04:21,993
Arsenal. My boy tells me
you're a fan.
1277
01:04:22,077 --> 01:04:23,453
Oh, right.
1278
01:04:23,537 --> 01:04:26,456
Well, er... so far, so good.
1279
01:04:26,541 --> 01:04:28,036
Season ticket holder?
1280
01:04:28,127 --> 01:04:29,077
Yes.
1281
01:04:29,170 --> 01:04:30,119
Whereabouts?
1282
01:04:30,213 --> 01:04:31,672
Er, North Bank.
1283
01:04:31,757 --> 01:04:33,750
Right, shall we, um...?
1284
01:04:33,843 --> 01:04:35,837
Who d'you think we should sign?
1285
01:04:35,929 --> 01:04:37,721
Think we need a new striker?
1286
01:04:37,806 --> 01:04:38,970
Er...
1287
01:04:39,058 --> 01:04:42,096
I'm delighted
we didn't get Kerry Dixon.
1288
01:04:42,187 --> 01:04:44,727
Ray... Ray, I think
we should, um...
1289
01:04:44,816 --> 01:04:46,311
Oh, sorry, Ted.
1290
01:04:46,402 --> 01:04:49,238
Once you get going,
it's hard to stop.
1291
01:04:49,322 --> 01:04:52,360
We know all about
your teaching abilities.
1292
01:04:52,451 --> 01:04:53,946
What extra-mural activites
1293
01:04:54,037 --> 01:04:55,531
are you involved in?
1294
01:04:55,622 --> 01:04:57,117
Paul's just coached
1295
01:04:57,208 --> 01:04:59,201
the Under-14s to the Cup Final.
1296
01:04:59,294 --> 01:05:02,000
My Nigel thinks
you should be England Manager.
1297
01:05:02,089 --> 01:05:06,136
Might be a more suitable
position than Head of Year.
1298
01:05:06,220 --> 01:05:09,057
I did the school play
last summer and...
1299
01:05:09,141 --> 01:05:10,684
Who've we got in the final?
1300
01:05:10,768 --> 01:05:11,717
Parkside?
1301
01:05:11,811 --> 01:05:13,685
Are they any good?
1302
01:05:13,772 --> 01:05:14,935
Pretty good.
1303
01:05:15,024 --> 01:05:17,017
And I've been very much involved
1304
01:05:17,109 --> 01:05:19,103
in the pastoral side of things
1305
01:05:19,196 --> 01:05:20,655
as a form teacher.
1306
01:05:20,739 --> 01:05:22,733
And we understand that, um,
1307
01:05:22,826 --> 01:05:24,320
you're an expectant father.
1308
01:05:24,411 --> 01:05:26,451
Um... yes.
1309
01:05:26,539 --> 01:05:28,034
That's one
1310
01:05:28,124 --> 01:05:30,118
of the extra-mural activities
1311
01:05:30,211 --> 01:05:32,085
you forgot to mention, Paul.
1312
01:05:32,172 --> 01:05:35,293
Chatting up
other members of staff.
1313
01:05:35,384 --> 01:05:37,378
MORE than chatting them up.
1314
01:05:37,471 --> 01:05:40,508
You've got good taste,
I'll give you that.
1315
01:05:42,227 --> 01:05:44,101
'As we reach the final Saturday
1316
01:05:44,188 --> 01:05:45,896
'of the League season,
1317
01:05:45,983 --> 01:05:49,150
'we're not sure of the destiny
of the League title.
1318
01:05:49,237 --> 01:05:50,696
'Arsenal are favourites... '
1319
01:05:51,907 --> 01:05:53,699
'Both sides must keep winning.
1320
01:05:55,579 --> 01:05:58,616
'Defeat for Liverpool
at Wimbledon this afternoon
1321
01:05:58,708 --> 01:06:01,246
'and a win for Arsenal
against Derby... '
1322
01:06:01,336 --> 01:06:02,831
Hello? Oh, hello, Ted.
1323
01:06:02,921 --> 01:06:04,417
'.. when they meet Wimbledon. '
1324
01:06:04,508 --> 01:06:07,046
No, just watching
Saint and Greavesie.
1325
01:06:07,136 --> 01:06:08,928
Yeah, home to Derby.
1326
01:06:09,014 --> 01:06:10,508
'.. At Anfield... '
1327
01:06:10,599 --> 01:06:11,548
Thank you.
1328
01:06:11,642 --> 01:06:13,136
'.. On May the 26th. '
1329
01:06:13,227 --> 01:06:15,221
Oh... Oh, right.
1330
01:06:15,313 --> 01:06:18,351
I wasn't really
expecting it, to be honest.
1331
01:06:18,442 --> 01:06:20,935
It didn't go
brilliantly, did it?
1332
01:06:21,030 --> 01:06:22,489
Oh, is she?
1333
01:06:22,573 --> 01:06:23,819
Well, no...
1334
01:06:23,909 --> 01:06:27,493
I think she'd make
a very good Head of Year.
1335
01:06:27,580 --> 01:06:28,529
Yeah.
1336
01:06:29,667 --> 01:06:30,616
Look, thanks...
1337
01:06:32,170 --> 01:06:34,163
Thanks for letting me know.
1338
01:06:35,299 --> 01:06:37,292
No, I'd have swapped it
1339
01:06:37,385 --> 01:06:39,876
for three points
this afternoon anyway.
1340
01:06:39,972 --> 01:06:41,135
Cheers, Ted.
1341
01:06:41,223 --> 01:06:42,718
When was the last time
1342
01:06:42,809 --> 01:06:45,847
you felt this nervous
about a League game?
1343
01:06:45,939 --> 01:06:47,101
I dunno.
1344
01:06:47,190 --> 01:06:48,982
1971, I should think.
1345
01:06:49,068 --> 01:06:52,105
Two home wins, could be
Champions Tuesday night.
1346
01:06:52,197 --> 01:06:53,146
Imagine.
1347
01:06:53,240 --> 01:06:54,700
What we gonna do?
1348
01:06:54,784 --> 01:06:56,243
Drink, I expect.
1349
01:06:56,328 --> 01:06:59,164
Can't think about it
in bed at night
1350
01:06:59,248 --> 01:07:00,708
otherwise I can't sleep.
1351
01:07:00,792 --> 01:07:01,906
Champions!
1352
01:07:02,001 --> 01:07:04,624
Take back everything
you said about me.
1353
01:07:04,714 --> 01:07:06,624
I will. Tuesday night.
1354
01:07:14,102 --> 01:07:16,142
This is the worst
day of my life.
1355
01:07:18,273 --> 01:07:20,813
18 fucking years
and they blow it
1356
01:07:20,902 --> 01:07:23,394
on the last weekend
of the season.
1357
01:07:23,489 --> 01:07:26,527
Come on, Paul,
it's only half-time.
1358
01:07:26,619 --> 01:07:28,078
It's only one-nil.
1359
01:07:28,162 --> 01:07:29,360
Doesn't matter.
1360
01:07:31,208 --> 01:07:32,667
They've blown it.
1361
01:07:35,381 --> 01:07:37,373
Knew they would, didn't I?
1362
01:07:37,466 --> 01:07:38,842
Useless bastards!
1363
01:07:51,653 --> 01:07:53,112
I am sorry.
1364
01:07:53,196 --> 01:07:54,359
Yeah, thanks.
1365
01:08:00,831 --> 01:08:02,291
How are you feeling?
1366
01:08:02,375 --> 01:08:03,324
Sick.
1367
01:08:03,419 --> 01:08:05,411
I just wasn't expecting it,
1368
01:08:05,504 --> 01:08:06,963
not today, anyway.
1369
01:08:09,385 --> 01:08:11,424
They had to tell you some time.
1370
01:08:13,348 --> 01:08:14,808
Tell me what?
1371
01:08:19,398 --> 01:08:21,392
What have we been talking about?
1372
01:08:21,484 --> 01:08:23,525
What have YOU
been talking about?
1373
01:08:23,612 --> 01:08:25,155
The job!
1374
01:08:25,239 --> 01:08:27,778
The job?!
You think I'd be this upset
1375
01:08:27,868 --> 01:08:30,407
about a stupid,
poxy job interview?
1376
01:08:30,496 --> 01:08:33,534
We lost at home to Derby today.
We've blown it!
1377
01:08:35,420 --> 01:08:38,457
When are you gonna
wake up to yourself?
1378
01:08:38,549 --> 01:08:41,586
Wake up to myself?
I AM bloody awake!
1379
01:08:41,678 --> 01:08:43,173
I wish I wasn't.
1380
01:08:43,263 --> 01:08:45,257
I want to go to sleep
1381
01:08:45,350 --> 01:08:47,343
for the next ten seasons.
1382
01:08:47,436 --> 01:08:49,975
Seasons. I am sick to death
1383
01:08:50,065 --> 01:08:52,058
of hearing about bloody seasons!
1384
01:08:52,150 --> 01:08:54,643
We live our lives
in years, Paul.
1385
01:08:54,738 --> 01:08:56,232
January through to December.
1386
01:08:56,323 --> 01:08:57,782
Not all of us.
1387
01:08:57,867 --> 01:08:59,860
Yes, all of us. Even you.
1388
01:08:59,953 --> 01:09:02,491
Do you understand
what today meant?
1389
01:09:02,582 --> 01:09:05,619
You know how long I've
been waiting for this?
1390
01:09:05,711 --> 01:09:07,206
Yes, I do. 18 years.
1391
01:09:07,296 --> 01:09:09,788
Yeah, 18 years!
1392
01:09:09,883 --> 01:09:12,375
I've wanted Arsenal
to win the League
1393
01:09:12,470 --> 01:09:14,464
longer than I've
wanted anything.
1394
01:09:14,556 --> 01:09:17,095
I've been after
that Head of Year job
1395
01:09:17,184 --> 01:09:18,644
for about two weeks.
1396
01:09:18,728 --> 01:09:20,887
You think I'd care
about that more?
1397
01:09:20,981 --> 01:09:22,975
No, you care more about one team
1398
01:09:23,067 --> 01:09:24,860
scoring more than another.
1399
01:09:24,945 --> 01:09:27,983
You thought I came
to comfort you about that?
1400
01:09:28,074 --> 01:09:29,569
For a moment, yeah.
1401
01:09:29,660 --> 01:09:31,653
I credited you with imagination.
1402
01:09:31,746 --> 01:09:33,740
Thought you might understand.
1403
01:09:33,832 --> 01:09:35,327
It's only a game.
1404
01:09:35,418 --> 01:09:36,877
DON'T SAY THAT!
1405
01:09:36,961 --> 01:09:38,955
Please! That is the worst,
1406
01:09:39,048 --> 01:09:41,539
most stupid thing
anyone could say!
1407
01:09:41,634 --> 01:09:44,672
It quite clearly
isn't only a game.
1408
01:09:44,764 --> 01:09:48,845
If it was, d'you honestly
think I'd care this much?
1409
01:09:48,936 --> 01:09:49,886
Eh?
1410
01:09:49,979 --> 01:09:51,355
18 years!
1411
01:09:51,440 --> 01:09:52,816
18... years!
1412
01:09:52,900 --> 01:09:54,893
D'you know what you wanted
1413
01:09:54,985 --> 01:09:56,445
18 years ago?
1414
01:09:56,530 --> 01:09:57,989
Or ten? Or five?
1415
01:09:58,074 --> 01:10:00,066
Did you wanna be Head of Year
1416
01:10:00,159 --> 01:10:02,153
at a North London comprehensive?
1417
01:10:02,245 --> 01:10:05,782
I doubt if you've wanted
anything for that long.
1418
01:10:05,875 --> 01:10:07,335
And if you had,
1419
01:10:07,419 --> 01:10:09,413
and if you'd spent three months
1420
01:10:09,505 --> 01:10:12,543
thinking that finally
you were gonna get it
1421
01:10:12,634 --> 01:10:15,174
and just when
you think it's there,
1422
01:10:15,263 --> 01:10:17,055
it's taken away from you!
1423
01:10:17,140 --> 01:10:18,933
I don't care what it is -
1424
01:10:19,018 --> 01:10:21,012
a car, a job, an Oscar.
1425
01:10:22,147 --> 01:10:23,523
The baby.
1426
01:10:23,608 --> 01:10:25,400
Then you'd understand
1427
01:10:25,486 --> 01:10:27,478
how I was feeling tonight.
1428
01:10:27,572 --> 01:10:30,609
But there isn't
and you don't, so...
1429
01:10:33,121 --> 01:10:35,114
So what? So... fuck off?
1430
01:10:35,207 --> 01:10:37,201
Go home? Leave you alone?
1431
01:10:37,293 --> 01:10:38,538
Whatever.
1432
01:10:38,629 --> 01:10:41,666
There isn't anything
I've wanted for 18 years
1433
01:10:41,758 --> 01:10:43,750
because I was a kid
1434
01:10:43,844 --> 01:10:47,925
If I did still want the same
things, I'd have gone wrong.
1435
01:10:48,016 --> 01:10:50,852
I don't want
to marry David Cassidy,
1436
01:10:50,936 --> 01:10:52,431
have bigger tits,
1437
01:10:52,522 --> 01:10:54,314
do well in my mock 'O's.
1438
01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:56,891
I've stopped worrying
about all that.
1439
01:10:56,986 --> 01:11:00,570
Maybe there's a big bit
of you that's gone missing.
1440
01:11:00,658 --> 01:11:02,651
Maybe everyone
should want something
1441
01:11:02,744 --> 01:11:04,203
they've always wanted.
1442
01:11:07,375 --> 01:11:10,413
I don't know
what I've been thinking of.
1443
01:11:11,548 --> 01:11:13,042
How d'you mean?
1444
01:11:13,133 --> 01:11:16,170
We've both been pretending
that this is possible
1445
01:11:16,262 --> 01:11:17,757
and it's not, is it?
1446
01:11:17,848 --> 01:11:19,308
This wife and kids
1447
01:11:19,392 --> 01:11:21,385
and la-di-da life's great stuff.
1448
01:11:21,477 --> 01:11:23,471
It's not on, any of it, is it?
1449
01:11:24,857 --> 01:11:27,895
All it took was
one bad football result
1450
01:11:27,986 --> 01:11:29,481
and we're now back
1451
01:11:29,572 --> 01:11:32,111
to "life is shit
so what's the point?"
1452
01:11:32,201 --> 01:11:33,660
What IS the point?
1453
01:11:33,744 --> 01:11:36,581
I don't think
that Arsenal's home form
1454
01:11:36,665 --> 01:11:39,702
is a sturdy enough basis
for marriage and parenthood.
1455
01:11:39,794 --> 01:11:40,744
No.
1456
01:11:42,172 --> 01:11:43,631
Not even THIS season.
1457
01:11:47,805 --> 01:11:49,680
'.. Give him a surprise enema. '
1458
01:11:51,227 --> 01:11:52,389
'Sir Nigel?'
1459
01:11:52,478 --> 01:11:53,428
Hello?
1460
01:11:53,521 --> 01:11:54,981
'How are you?'
1461
01:11:55,065 --> 01:11:56,524
Oh, hi, Mum.
1462
01:11:57,986 --> 01:11:59,979
Yeah, just having a night in.
1463
01:12:00,072 --> 01:12:02,563
Yeah, I know. They were awful.
1464
01:12:07,624 --> 01:12:08,573
Yeah, yeah...
1465
01:12:11,379 --> 01:12:12,542
She's fine.
1466
01:12:12,631 --> 01:12:14,090
She... says hello.
1467
01:12:15,551 --> 01:12:17,544
Look, Mum, I've gotta go.
1468
01:12:17,637 --> 01:12:19,096
Supper's on the table.
1469
01:12:21,601 --> 01:12:23,060
I'll call you tomorrow.
1470
01:12:24,730 --> 01:12:25,679
Bye, Mum.
1471
01:13:07,162 --> 01:13:10,200
Mr Ashworth, the play
was supposed to start
1472
01:13:10,292 --> 01:13:12,285
five minutes ago.
We're waiting.
1473
01:13:12,378 --> 01:13:14,371
No good, Miss.
He's got the hump.
1474
01:13:14,464 --> 01:13:15,958
Have you had a row?
1475
01:13:17,384 --> 01:13:18,879
Shut up, Holly.
1476
01:13:18,970 --> 01:13:20,963
OK, everyone into the hall.
1477
01:13:22,100 --> 01:13:23,262
Quietly!
1478
01:13:30,444 --> 01:13:33,481
How did Arsenal
get on last night?
1479
01:13:34,617 --> 01:13:36,076
YOU have a look.
1480
01:13:37,286 --> 01:13:39,079
Ooh... sorry.
1481
01:13:42,252 --> 01:13:43,711
They drew two-two.
1482
01:13:43,795 --> 01:13:45,255
What does that mean?
1483
01:13:45,339 --> 01:13:46,798
Dunno. Apart from bad.
1484
01:13:46,883 --> 01:13:49,636
It means they have
to beat Liverpool away
1485
01:13:49,720 --> 01:13:51,215
to win the Championship.
1486
01:13:51,305 --> 01:13:53,098
Now, I've heard of Liverpool.
1487
01:13:53,183 --> 01:13:56,020
They're famous
for being good, aren't they?
1488
01:13:56,104 --> 01:13:58,642
Gary Lineker,
Peter Shilton, all that lot.
1489
01:13:58,732 --> 01:14:00,726
So Arsenal have no chance?
1490
01:14:00,818 --> 01:14:02,812
None whatsoever, it says here.
1491
01:14:03,989 --> 01:14:06,196
But do we really CARE that much?
1492
01:14:13,210 --> 01:14:15,002
Don't bounce it in here.
1493
01:14:16,548 --> 01:14:17,711
Miss Hughes.
1494
01:14:19,678 --> 01:14:21,137
Are you chewing?
1495
01:14:21,221 --> 01:14:22,217
No.
1496
01:14:27,814 --> 01:14:30,851
And finally, I probably
don't need to tell you
1497
01:14:30,943 --> 01:14:33,481
that the final
of the South Hertfordshire
1498
01:14:33,571 --> 01:14:36,110
Schools Cup Competition
takes place here
1499
01:14:36,200 --> 01:14:37,694
this afternoon at 4.30.
1500
01:14:37,785 --> 01:14:39,280
I'm sure you join me
1501
01:14:39,370 --> 01:14:41,613
in wishing Mr Ashworth
and the boys
1502
01:14:41,707 --> 01:14:43,201
the very best of luck.
1503
01:14:43,293 --> 01:14:44,788
Not that they'll need it.
1504
01:14:44,878 --> 01:14:46,670
I know that many of you
1505
01:14:46,755 --> 01:14:48,500
will be anxious to get home
1506
01:14:48,592 --> 01:14:50,086
to start your homework.
1507
01:14:50,177 --> 01:14:53,962
But... those who feel
they can spare the time,
1508
01:14:54,057 --> 01:14:57,094
and wish to lend
their vocal encouragement,
1509
01:14:57,186 --> 01:14:58,681
will be most welcome.
1510
01:14:58,771 --> 01:14:59,721
Thank you.
1511
01:15:04,947 --> 01:15:06,442
I think you stand
1512
01:15:06,532 --> 01:15:08,027
an extremely good chance...
1513
01:15:28,103 --> 01:15:29,562
How are we doing?
1514
01:15:29,647 --> 01:15:31,106
Losing one-nil.
1515
01:15:31,190 --> 01:15:32,140
Playing shit.
1516
01:15:32,234 --> 01:15:33,693
How long to go?
1517
01:15:33,778 --> 01:15:34,940
Almost finished.
1518
01:15:42,706 --> 01:15:44,082
Penalty!
1519
01:15:48,548 --> 01:15:50,042
Come on, somebody!
1520
01:15:53,262 --> 01:15:55,256
It's all down to you, Rob.
1521
01:15:55,348 --> 01:15:56,843
Good boy, Robert.
1522
01:16:22,760 --> 01:16:23,924
Rob!
1523
01:16:24,012 --> 01:16:25,388
You're useless!
1524
01:16:34,818 --> 01:16:37,856
Sorry, sir. You don't
need to say anything.
1525
01:16:37,948 --> 01:16:39,443
I wasn't gonna say anything.
1526
01:16:40,576 --> 01:16:42,570
I should never have taken it.
1527
01:16:42,662 --> 01:16:44,157
No one else had the guts.
1528
01:16:44,248 --> 01:16:47,084
Yeah, so I'm stupid
as well as useless.
1529
01:16:47,168 --> 01:16:50,206
Doesn't matter.
You've had a brilliant season.
1530
01:16:50,297 --> 01:16:53,833
It's not what I'm gonna
remember, though, is it?
1531
01:16:55,096 --> 01:16:56,092
Anyway...
1532
01:16:58,225 --> 01:16:59,684
Winning this afternoon
1533
01:16:59,769 --> 01:17:01,762
and Arsenal winning
tomorrow night...
1534
01:17:01,855 --> 01:17:05,439
- What would you go for?
- Tomorrow night, of course.
1535
01:17:05,527 --> 01:17:06,986
There you go, then.
1536
01:17:07,070 --> 01:17:08,530
What? You're telling me
1537
01:17:08,614 --> 01:17:11,153
Arsenal are gonna win
two-nil at Anfield.
1538
01:17:11,243 --> 01:17:13,781
Can't promise, can I?
There's a chance.
1539
01:17:13,871 --> 01:17:16,410
You've done your bit.
Missed a penalty.
1540
01:17:16,500 --> 01:17:19,537
If that's what it takes,
it's worth it.
1541
01:17:19,629 --> 01:17:20,625
Yeah, 'course.
1542
01:18:47,290 --> 01:18:48,784
Good luck, sir.
1543
01:18:48,875 --> 01:18:51,366
You've got nothing
to worry about.
1544
01:18:51,461 --> 01:18:52,660
No chance.
1545
01:18:52,755 --> 01:18:54,250
Hope you get stuffed, sir.
1546
01:19:12,574 --> 01:19:14,567
- Hi.
- Oh, hi.
1547
01:19:16,287 --> 01:19:18,327
Off to watch the big match?
1548
01:19:19,416 --> 01:19:20,365
Yeah.
1549
01:19:20,460 --> 01:19:23,497
I just came
to wish you good luck.
1550
01:19:23,589 --> 01:19:24,537
Thanks.
1551
01:19:24,631 --> 01:19:26,625
The boys in my GCSE set
1552
01:19:26,718 --> 01:19:29,256
were trying to explain it to me.
1553
01:19:29,347 --> 01:19:31,339
You have to win two-nil, right?
1554
01:19:31,432 --> 01:19:33,426
- Yeah.
- It's possible, isn't it?
1555
01:19:33,518 --> 01:19:35,311
You've got no chance, sir.
1556
01:19:35,396 --> 01:19:36,392
Shut up!
1557
01:19:37,983 --> 01:19:41,020
Is it right you've
handed in your notice?
1558
01:19:41,113 --> 01:19:44,150
Yeah. I need more money.
Child support.
1559
01:19:44,242 --> 01:19:46,234
We could've managed.
Between us.
1560
01:19:46,328 --> 01:19:47,823
It'd be a bit awkward,
1561
01:19:47,913 --> 01:19:49,408
working in the next room
1562
01:19:49,499 --> 01:19:52,037
to the absent father
of your child.
1563
01:19:52,127 --> 01:19:53,123
Maybe.
1564
01:19:54,964 --> 01:19:58,001
Well, I'll be
thinking of you tonight.
1565
01:19:58,093 --> 01:19:59,589
Are you gonna watch?
1566
01:19:59,679 --> 01:20:01,174
I'm not sure.
1567
01:20:01,764 --> 01:20:05,845
My fifth-formers are having
and end-of-school party
1568
01:20:05,935 --> 01:20:08,972
and I've been invited.
But I'll try.
1569
01:20:09,064 --> 01:20:12,101
It doesn't matter.
It's only a stupid game.
1570
01:20:18,408 --> 01:20:19,986
'The teams occupying
1571
01:20:20,076 --> 01:20:23,113
'first and second place
in the Championship.
1572
01:20:23,204 --> 01:20:25,198
'The last match of the season
1573
01:20:25,291 --> 01:20:26,869
'for the League Championship.
1574
01:20:26,959 --> 01:20:29,497
'The Anfield roar welcoming
and intimidating
1575
01:20:29,587 --> 01:20:32,160
'as we join our commentary team
1576
01:20:32,257 --> 01:20:34,250
'of David Pleat and Brian Moore.
1577
01:20:35,468 --> 01:20:36,963
'Thank you, Elton.
1578
01:20:37,054 --> 01:20:38,881
'Good evening, everybody.
1579
01:20:38,972 --> 01:20:40,764
'Arsenal on the pitch...
1580
01:20:40,849 --> 01:20:42,842
'with bouquets of flowers.
1581
01:20:42,936 --> 01:20:44,727
'Which I think are... '
1582
01:20:44,813 --> 01:20:46,271
We should be there.
1583
01:20:46,355 --> 01:20:48,147
You were the one who said
1584
01:20:48,232 --> 01:20:50,024
it wasn't worth the hassle.
1585
01:20:50,110 --> 01:20:53,147
I didn't know
it'd be the title decider.
1586
01:20:54,281 --> 01:20:55,859
Anyway, imagine all those
1587
01:20:55,950 --> 01:20:57,326
Scousers celebrating.
1588
01:20:57,410 --> 01:20:59,403
I'd rather be down here
1589
01:20:59,495 --> 01:21:00,990
with my own people.
1590
01:21:01,081 --> 01:21:02,243
.. Person.
1591
01:21:02,332 --> 01:21:03,708
Thank you.
1592
01:21:08,422 --> 01:21:09,418
Oh, sorry.
1593
01:21:19,685 --> 01:21:22,520
Thought you were
a football fan, Duncan.
1594
01:21:22,605 --> 01:21:24,597
That's why I can't
stand Arsenal.
1595
01:21:24,690 --> 01:21:26,684
- Sounds like an old joke.
- No joke.
1596
01:21:26,776 --> 01:21:28,769
- William?
- Hate football. And Arsenal.
1597
01:21:28,862 --> 01:21:31,898
Don't you wanna know
how they're getting on?
1598
01:21:31,990 --> 01:21:33,983
- No.
- Go on, I bet you do.
1599
01:21:34,076 --> 01:21:35,534
We wouldn't mind.
1600
01:21:35,620 --> 01:21:38,157
Mind if Miss Hughes
sticks the TV on?
1601
01:21:38,247 --> 01:21:39,741
She wants the football scores.
1602
01:21:39,832 --> 01:21:41,825
- I don't, really.
- Not much.
1603
01:21:41,918 --> 01:21:43,911
I wonder why. If you must,
1604
01:21:44,004 --> 01:21:45,996
but just to find out the score.
1605
01:21:46,089 --> 01:21:47,038
OK.
1606
01:21:55,141 --> 01:21:57,134
Still nil-nil, first half.
1607
01:21:59,354 --> 01:22:00,849
'Into that crowd it goes. '
1608
01:22:00,939 --> 01:22:02,517
There he is -
1609
01:22:02,608 --> 01:22:04,102
my mate, Mickey Thomas.
1610
01:22:04,193 --> 01:22:05,687
Shut up, Mum. He's useless.
1611
01:22:05,778 --> 01:22:07,237
I like him.
1612
01:22:07,321 --> 01:22:08,982
Shows what YOU know.
1613
01:22:09,073 --> 01:22:10,781
'They out-played them
1614
01:22:10,867 --> 01:22:13,903
'for most of the
Littlewoods Cup tie... '
1615
01:22:18,167 --> 01:22:19,994
Miracle of modern technology.
1616
01:22:20,085 --> 01:22:23,123
But it hasn't got
an aerial or nothing.
1617
01:22:23,214 --> 01:22:24,839
It doesn't need one.
1618
01:22:24,925 --> 01:22:27,249
'Positive charge by Adams
1619
01:22:27,343 --> 01:22:28,838
'but it falls to Whelan. '
1620
01:22:37,021 --> 01:22:38,516
Oh, hello, love.
1621
01:22:38,606 --> 01:22:41,643
I was wondering
who'd dare ring tonight.
1622
01:22:41,735 --> 01:22:44,772
'Arsenal have some
very big chaps... '
1623
01:22:44,863 --> 01:22:47,900
Your brother'll have
the phone off the hook.
1624
01:22:47,992 --> 01:22:50,317
'It'd be dangerous
to give away... '
1625
01:22:50,411 --> 01:22:52,405
No score. No, not really.
1626
01:22:52,497 --> 01:22:56,032
They don't look like they're
gonna let one in either.
1627
01:22:56,126 --> 01:22:57,075
Hold on.
1628
01:22:57,169 --> 01:22:58,627
'.. Tangling with Whelan.
1629
01:22:58,713 --> 01:23:01,120
'Michael Thomas
getting to the byline.
1630
01:23:01,215 --> 01:23:02,674
'Danger for Liverpool. '
1631
01:23:02,758 --> 01:23:03,754
Oh!
1632
01:23:03,843 --> 01:23:05,124
- No!
- Ah!
1633
01:23:06,680 --> 01:23:09,349
That was it.
That was our chance.
1634
01:23:09,433 --> 01:23:10,927
No, there'll be others.
1635
01:23:11,017 --> 01:23:12,512
You reckon? I don't.
1636
01:23:12,603 --> 01:23:14,062
'Arsenal within a whisker
1637
01:23:14,146 --> 01:23:16,269
'of getting the goal they wanted
1638
01:23:16,357 --> 01:23:17,851
'early in this game. '
1639
01:23:17,942 --> 01:23:19,437
Let's go out.
1640
01:23:19,527 --> 01:23:21,319
.. You're kidding.
1641
01:23:21,404 --> 01:23:23,397
No, let's go and get hammered.
1642
01:23:23,490 --> 01:23:24,949
Forget all about it.
1643
01:23:25,033 --> 01:23:27,026
I'm watching till the end.
1644
01:23:27,119 --> 01:23:28,578
Can't do that. Sorry.
1645
01:23:28,662 --> 01:23:30,157
'Just imagine the tension
1646
01:23:30,248 --> 01:23:33,284
'if Arsenal do manage
to snatch a goal. '
1647
01:23:35,879 --> 01:23:36,827
Sit down.
1648
01:23:36,921 --> 01:23:38,381
There's no point!
1649
01:23:41,719 --> 01:23:43,213
I'm off in a minute.
1650
01:23:43,304 --> 01:23:45,297
I'll just... stay till half-time.
1651
01:23:47,683 --> 01:23:50,222
'Everyone's looking
very closely at him.
1652
01:23:50,311 --> 01:23:53,977
'He's beginning to get
the mood of this game... '
1653
01:23:54,066 --> 01:23:56,902
I'll just see what
they've got to say.
1654
01:23:56,986 --> 01:23:58,444
Doin' OK, aren't we?
1655
01:23:58,530 --> 01:24:00,023
What's the use of OK?
1656
01:24:00,114 --> 01:24:02,652
Might as well
be losing eight-nil.
1657
01:24:02,742 --> 01:24:05,280
If you want to win
a game two-nil,
1658
01:24:05,370 --> 01:24:09,997
you've got more chance
if it's nil-nil at half-time
1659
01:24:10,084 --> 01:24:12,575
than if you're
eight goals down.
1660
01:24:12,670 --> 01:24:14,663
You're living
in cloud cuckoo land!
1661
01:24:14,756 --> 01:24:16,250
Join the real world!
1662
01:24:16,341 --> 01:24:20,125
In the real world,
it's nil-nil at half time!
1663
01:24:20,220 --> 01:24:22,509
Might as well be eight-nil.
1664
01:24:22,598 --> 01:24:25,635
Jesus, Paul,
you need medical help.
1665
01:24:25,726 --> 01:24:27,719
You've got some kind of disease
1666
01:24:27,812 --> 01:24:30,683
that turns people
into miserable bastards.
1667
01:24:31,817 --> 01:24:34,308
- Are you stayin'?
- No!
1668
01:24:34,403 --> 01:24:36,728
'I'm just wondering
at what stage
1669
01:24:36,822 --> 01:24:38,316
'George Graham will decide... '
1670
01:24:38,407 --> 01:24:41,444
Just watch a couple of minutes
of the second half.
1671
01:24:50,546 --> 01:24:53,084
'Winterburn and
Richardson behind it.
1672
01:24:53,174 --> 01:24:55,926
'Adams made a darting
little run in there.
1673
01:24:56,010 --> 01:24:56,959
'And Smith!'
1674
01:24:57,053 --> 01:24:59,046
- Y-E-E-ES!
- YES!
1675
01:24:59,138 --> 01:25:00,467
- Ha, ha!
- Yeah!
1676
01:25:00,557 --> 01:25:01,837
Yes! Yes! Yes!
1677
01:25:01,934 --> 01:25:03,096
'Liverpool players
1678
01:25:03,185 --> 01:25:04,810
'are surrounding the referee. '
1679
01:25:05,938 --> 01:25:07,481
He's gonna disallow it now.
1680
01:25:07,565 --> 01:25:09,771
Typical. Bet you
any money you like.
1681
01:25:09,859 --> 01:25:12,777
'He's coming to have
a word with the linesman.
1682
01:25:12,863 --> 01:25:14,855
'Now - a crucial decision here.
1683
01:25:16,367 --> 01:25:18,324
'Ronnie Whelan looking on there.
1684
01:25:18,410 --> 01:25:19,905
'The goal's been given. '
1685
01:25:19,996 --> 01:25:21,371
YE-E-ES!
1686
01:25:22,999 --> 01:25:24,790
Isn't that just like Arsenal?
1687
01:25:24,876 --> 01:25:26,869
They need two so they score one
1688
01:25:26,962 --> 01:25:28,753
just to get us all going.
1689
01:25:28,839 --> 01:25:33,964
You want 'em to score a second
before they scored the first?
1690
01:25:35,721 --> 01:25:37,715
'And what a game we have now.
1691
01:25:38,933 --> 01:25:40,393
'The breakthrough by Arsenal,
1692
01:25:40,477 --> 01:25:42,055
'their fans...
1693
01:25:42,146 --> 01:25:43,639
'are delighted.
1694
01:25:46,358 --> 01:25:47,853
'Back to Smith.
1695
01:25:47,943 --> 01:25:49,438
'Adams there with him.
1696
01:25:51,322 --> 01:25:52,485
'Merson...
1697
01:25:53,616 --> 01:25:54,566
'Richardson...
1698
01:25:54,660 --> 01:25:56,153
'A chance here...
1699
01:25:56,244 --> 01:25:57,193
'Thomas!'
1700
01:25:57,288 --> 01:25:58,450
Oh!
1701
01:25:58,539 --> 01:26:00,247
'.. Grobbelar grabbed it. '
1702
01:26:00,332 --> 01:26:01,827
Told you. He's useless.
1703
01:26:03,961 --> 01:26:06,168
'Suddenly, Thomas,
totally unmarked... '
1704
01:26:06,256 --> 01:26:09,091
That's it.
I've had enough. I'm off.
1705
01:26:09,176 --> 01:26:10,670
Good. Fucking good riddance!
1706
01:26:10,761 --> 01:26:12,255
Are you coming?
1707
01:26:12,345 --> 01:26:13,295
No!
1708
01:26:13,389 --> 01:26:14,883
It's M Y flat!
1709
01:26:14,973 --> 01:26:16,967
You try gettin' me out of it.
1710
01:26:22,607 --> 01:26:24,600
'And Hansen will get it back.
1711
01:26:30,575 --> 01:26:32,567
'Quarter of an hour left. '
1712
01:26:32,660 --> 01:26:34,036
They've scored!
1713
01:26:34,120 --> 01:26:35,615
OK, listen up, everyone.
1714
01:26:38,625 --> 01:26:40,618
I don't know what to say now.
1715
01:26:40,711 --> 01:26:42,087
Sasha!
1716
01:26:42,171 --> 01:26:44,164
Um, well, basically,
Miss Hughes,
1717
01:26:44,256 --> 01:26:45,751
we had a whip-round
1718
01:26:45,842 --> 01:26:48,380
and bought you
a thank-you present.
1719
01:26:48,470 --> 01:26:49,929
Was that it?
1720
01:26:50,013 --> 01:26:53,050
Brief and to the point.
Thank you.
1721
01:26:53,141 --> 01:26:54,766
Wait. There's a bit more.
1722
01:26:54,852 --> 01:26:57,308
Well, we didn't
like you at first
1723
01:26:57,396 --> 01:26:59,389
'cause you gave us
too much work.
1724
01:26:59,482 --> 01:27:00,976
But we really enjoyed it
1725
01:27:01,067 --> 01:27:03,605
and we think
we'll pass our exams
1726
01:27:03,695 --> 01:27:05,688
so you must be a good teacher.
1727
01:27:05,780 --> 01:27:08,319
Scott, who's at home
watching football,
1728
01:27:08,408 --> 01:27:10,401
says you're like George Graham
1729
01:27:10,495 --> 01:27:13,282
because you push us hard
and get results.
1730
01:27:15,917 --> 01:27:17,328
Dinner's ready, guys!
1731
01:28:15,693 --> 01:28:16,855
Highbury, please.
1732
01:28:16,944 --> 01:28:17,939
Whereabouts?
1733
01:28:19,029 --> 01:28:20,488
Just around the corner
1734
01:28:20,573 --> 01:28:22,032
from the Arsenal ground.
1735
01:28:22,116 --> 01:28:24,322
I don't wanna go there tonight.
1736
01:28:24,410 --> 01:28:25,406
Not now.
1737
01:28:25,495 --> 01:28:27,452
It's in Liverpool, the football.
1738
01:28:27,539 --> 01:28:29,330
But I'm tapin' it, see.
1739
01:28:29,416 --> 01:28:31,409
They'll give
the game away there.
1740
01:28:31,501 --> 01:28:32,996
They'll be doin' their nut
1741
01:28:33,087 --> 01:28:35,079
or be as quiet as the grave.
1742
01:28:35,172 --> 01:28:36,667
You can go in and out
1743
01:28:36,757 --> 01:28:38,217
before the final whistle.
1744
01:28:38,301 --> 01:28:39,760
Come on, then.
1745
01:28:47,394 --> 01:28:49,387
You're an Arsenal fan, then?
1746
01:28:49,480 --> 01:28:51,473
Used to be, when I was a kid.
1747
01:28:51,566 --> 01:28:53,772
Charlie George an' all of them.
1748
01:28:53,860 --> 01:28:55,354
I don't go any more.
1749
01:28:55,445 --> 01:28:58,482
I'd bloody love 'em
to win tonight.
1750
01:28:58,574 --> 01:29:00,068
I'd bloody love it!
1751
01:29:05,081 --> 01:29:07,074
'Remember,
Arsenal need two goals.
1752
01:29:07,166 --> 01:29:09,705
'At the moment, they have one.
1753
01:29:11,046 --> 01:29:12,838
'If it stays this way,
1754
01:29:12,923 --> 01:29:15,960
'Liverpool will be Champions
for the 19th time. '
1755
01:29:16,051 --> 01:29:19,920
We shouldn't even have turned
the TV on this evening.
1756
01:29:20,015 --> 01:29:21,806
'But will it stay this way?'
1757
01:29:21,892 --> 01:29:24,299
What did we think would happen?
1758
01:29:28,565 --> 01:29:32,231
I don't reckon I'll be able
to carry on after this.
1759
01:29:32,319 --> 01:29:34,313
I won't be able to...
1760
01:29:34,406 --> 01:29:35,899
pick myself up.
1761
01:29:38,786 --> 01:29:40,577
Well, to get this close!
1762
01:29:40,663 --> 01:29:43,699
'Unless there is
an amazing and dramatic... '
1763
01:29:43,791 --> 01:29:45,783
Why did I listen to you?
1764
01:29:45,877 --> 01:29:46,826
Me?
1765
01:29:46,920 --> 01:29:48,912
You said we had a chance!
1766
01:29:49,005 --> 01:29:50,796
Well, we did. We do!
1767
01:29:50,882 --> 01:29:53,338
We're practically
in injury time!
1768
01:29:53,427 --> 01:29:55,419
'Arsenal have powered forward
1769
01:29:55,512 --> 01:29:58,003
'in search of the second goal. '
1770
01:29:59,642 --> 01:30:01,635
I might start supporting a team
1771
01:30:01,727 --> 01:30:03,222
that never wins.
1772
01:30:03,313 --> 01:30:04,807
Orient or someone.
1773
01:30:04,898 --> 01:30:07,436
At least you know
where you stand.
1774
01:30:07,526 --> 01:30:09,317
You don't lay yourself open
1775
01:30:09,403 --> 01:30:10,898
to situations like this.
1776
01:30:12,573 --> 01:30:14,696
'.. His team-mate,
John Aldridge... '
1777
01:30:14,784 --> 01:30:16,279
Can you believe that?
1778
01:30:16,369 --> 01:30:18,161
You're on your way out.
1779
01:30:18,246 --> 01:30:21,283
See what they want
when you're down there.
1780
01:30:21,374 --> 01:30:23,782
'Presumably,
we'll have to go on.
1781
01:30:23,877 --> 01:30:25,420
'And remember,
1782
01:30:25,504 --> 01:30:28,541
'Arsenal have both
substitutes already on. '
1783
01:30:29,884 --> 01:30:31,344
'One minute to go.
1784
01:30:31,428 --> 01:30:34,512
'McMahon has got the word
from the Kop, obviously.
1785
01:30:34,598 --> 01:30:36,840
'But nobody knows
quite how much time
1786
01:30:36,934 --> 01:30:38,725
'the referee will add on. '
1787
01:30:38,811 --> 01:30:40,270
This is awful!
1788
01:30:40,355 --> 01:30:42,347
It's like the end of the world!
1789
01:30:42,440 --> 01:30:45,441
'If Arsenal ARE
to lose the Championship,
1790
01:30:45,526 --> 01:30:48,018
'having had such
a lead at one time,
1791
01:30:48,113 --> 01:30:49,572
'it's somewhat poetic justice
1792
01:30:49,656 --> 01:30:51,116
'that they have the result
1793
01:30:51,200 --> 01:30:53,441
'even though
they're not to win it. '
1794
01:30:53,535 --> 01:30:55,030
Oh, shut up, Pleat.
1795
01:30:56,706 --> 01:30:58,699
'You can see we're now
1796
01:30:58,791 --> 01:31:00,784
'well into time added on. '
1797
01:31:02,212 --> 01:31:04,750
Will you please,
please, please, please
1798
01:31:04,840 --> 01:31:06,749
please just fucking fuck off!
1799
01:31:06,842 --> 01:31:10,093
You have arrived during
the worst 60 seconds of my life
1800
01:31:10,179 --> 01:31:11,971
and I don't want to see you!
1801
01:31:16,020 --> 01:31:19,269
I ask you! What sort
of berk would do that?
1802
01:31:19,356 --> 01:31:22,939
You'd just about forgive
an alien from Planet Tharg
1803
01:31:23,027 --> 01:31:24,486
but even then, you'd...
1804
01:31:27,407 --> 01:31:28,901
Where you going?
1805
01:31:28,992 --> 01:31:30,984
You're mad!
You might miss something!
1806
01:31:38,836 --> 01:31:40,331
'Adams is after his man.
1807
01:31:40,422 --> 01:31:42,414
'But Barnes will not be denied.
1808
01:31:42,507 --> 01:31:44,416
'Yes, he will, by Richardson.
1809
01:31:44,509 --> 01:31:46,004
'Down and injured.
1810
01:31:47,721 --> 01:31:49,180
'Streaming forward now
1811
01:31:49,265 --> 01:31:51,803
'in what will be
their last attack.
1812
01:31:51,893 --> 01:31:54,099
'Good ball by Dixon,
finding Smith.
1813
01:31:54,187 --> 01:31:55,135
'To Thomas.
1814
01:31:58,525 --> 01:32:00,732
PA-A-A-A-A-AUL!
1815
01:32:00,820 --> 01:32:03,108
'Charging through
the midfield, Thomas!'
1816
01:32:09,996 --> 01:32:12,369
'It's up for grabs now...
1817
01:32:12,458 --> 01:32:13,832
'Thomas!
1818
01:32:13,917 --> 01:32:15,412
'Right at the end. '
1819
01:32:15,502 --> 01:32:17,329
A- A-A-A-A-A-AH!
1820
01:32:17,421 --> 01:32:18,916
'An unbelievable climax
1821
01:32:19,006 --> 01:32:20,501
'to the League season!'
1822
01:32:20,592 --> 01:32:22,584
A- A-A-A-A-A-AH!
1823
01:32:24,179 --> 01:32:25,757
Mickey Thomas!
1824
01:32:25,848 --> 01:32:27,341
Yeah!
1825
01:32:27,433 --> 01:32:28,464
Yes! Yes! Yes!
1826
01:32:28,559 --> 01:32:29,934
Oh!
1827
01:32:30,018 --> 01:32:31,182
Oh...
1828
01:32:45,828 --> 01:32:47,820
How much injury time is there?
1829
01:32:47,913 --> 01:32:49,705
They've had
two minutes already.
1830
01:32:49,791 --> 01:32:52,329
They'll go straight up
the other end
1831
01:32:52,419 --> 01:32:53,794
and score.
1832
01:33:07,686 --> 01:33:09,679
'That's the final whistle.
1833
01:33:09,772 --> 01:33:11,266
'Arsenal, the Champions. '
1834
01:33:11,357 --> 01:33:13,349
And Ashworth has done it!
1835
01:33:13,442 --> 01:33:16,022
Arsenal!
1836
01:33:16,112 --> 01:33:17,856
We are the Champions!
1837
01:33:17,947 --> 01:33:18,943
YEAH!
1838
01:33:48,231 --> 01:33:49,429
YES!
1839
01:34:11,091 --> 01:34:12,584
I KNEW we'd do it.
1840
01:34:12,675 --> 01:34:14,170
I had this feeling.
1841
01:34:14,260 --> 01:34:15,209
Oh, yeah?
1842
01:34:15,303 --> 01:34:16,798
You're a lying bastard.
1843
01:34:16,888 --> 01:34:18,383
No, no, honestly.
1844
01:34:18,474 --> 01:34:19,968
On the surface,
1845
01:34:20,059 --> 01:34:22,051
I was all negativity and doubt.
1846
01:34:22,144 --> 01:34:25,395
But on the inside,
you gotta believe, haven't you?
1847
01:35:49,200 --> 01:35:50,694
I AM sorry.
1848
01:35:50,785 --> 01:35:51,734
No.
1849
01:35:51,828 --> 01:35:53,322
No, thank YOU.
1850
01:35:53,413 --> 01:35:56,450
I wouldn't have
missed this for the world!
1851
01:36:04,843 --> 01:36:06,005
PAUL!
1852
01:36:06,094 --> 01:36:07,588
Friend of yours?
1853
01:36:08,722 --> 01:36:10,715
A guy I work with.
1854
01:36:10,808 --> 01:36:12,266
He's enjoying himself.
1855
01:36:12,351 --> 01:36:13,299
Yeah.
1856
01:36:13,394 --> 01:36:15,387
I've never seen him so happy.
1857
01:36:53,856 --> 01:36:55,647
When I think back
1858
01:36:55,733 --> 01:36:57,725
to the 26th of May, 1989 now,
1859
01:36:57,818 --> 01:36:59,313
it's impossible to explain
1860
01:36:59,404 --> 01:37:01,942
exactly what happened
to either of us.
1861
01:37:02,032 --> 01:37:05,068
All three of us
if you count the team.
1862
01:37:05,161 --> 01:37:06,820
But I do know this -
1863
01:37:06,913 --> 01:37:09,949
my relationship
with Arsenal changed that night.
1864
01:37:10,041 --> 01:37:13,077
It was as if I'd jumped on
to the shoulders of the team
1865
01:37:13,170 --> 01:37:15,707
and they'd carried me
into the light
1866
01:37:15,797 --> 01:37:18,834
that had suddenly
shone down on all of us.
1867
01:37:18,926 --> 01:37:20,717
And the lift they gave me
1868
01:37:20,803 --> 01:37:24,386
enabled be to part company
with them in some ways.
1869
01:37:24,473 --> 01:37:27,511
We still see
each other all the time
1870
01:37:27,602 --> 01:37:30,437
and I still love them
and hate them.
1871
01:37:30,522 --> 01:37:32,514
But I have my own life now.
1872
01:37:32,607 --> 01:37:34,102
My successes and failures
1873
01:37:34,193 --> 01:37:36,684
aren't necessarily
linked up with theirs.
1874
01:37:36,779 --> 01:37:39,815
That's got to be
a good thing, I suppose.
1875
01:37:39,907 --> 01:37:42,743
Life's never
gonna be this good again.
1876
01:37:42,828 --> 01:37:44,820
Fuck off. Don't start on me.
1877
01:37:44,913 --> 01:37:46,372
No, you don't get...
1878
01:37:46,457 --> 01:37:48,449
- What's his name?
- Michael Thomas.
1879
01:37:48,542 --> 01:37:51,579
You don't get Michael Thomas
moments in real life.
1880
01:37:51,671 --> 01:37:54,209
You don't get many
in football, either.
1881
01:37:54,299 --> 01:37:56,291
I'm not in such a state, am I?
1882
01:37:56,384 --> 01:37:58,377
I didn't need saving after all.
1883
01:37:59,512 --> 01:38:00,462
What?
1884
01:38:00,556 --> 01:38:02,050
Let's not get carried away.
1885
01:38:02,140 --> 01:38:04,134
You're still
a tragic human being.
1886
01:38:04,227 --> 01:38:06,718
Do we look particularly
tragic tonight?
1887
01:38:06,813 --> 01:38:08,805
Didn't see many
Miss Jean Brodies
1888
01:38:08,898 --> 01:38:10,357
leaping around the streets.
1889
01:38:10,442 --> 01:38:13,977
All too busy writing out
tomorrow's lesson plans.
1890
01:38:14,071 --> 01:38:17,107
Where did you find
the term "lesson plan"?
1891
01:38:17,199 --> 01:38:19,191
You've never planned a lesson.
1892
01:38:19,285 --> 01:38:21,278
I've got better things to do.
1893
01:38:21,371 --> 01:38:22,865
Oh, is that right?
1894
01:38:27,503 --> 01:38:30,539
Is, er, is George Graham
really horrible?
1895
01:38:30,631 --> 01:38:31,579
Why?
1896
01:38:31,673 --> 01:38:33,049
No reason.
1897
01:38:33,134 --> 01:38:36,170
Has somebody else
noticed the resemblance?
1898
01:38:36,263 --> 01:38:37,721
Yeah. My fifth-formers.
1899
01:38:37,805 --> 01:38:39,799
Hah! He has the reputation
1900
01:38:39,892 --> 01:38:41,884
of being mean and dour
1901
01:38:41,977 --> 01:38:43,436
and unapproachable and...
1902
01:38:43,521 --> 01:38:45,513
OK, OK. Thank you, Paul.
1903
01:38:45,606 --> 01:38:47,598
I think I get the message.
1904
01:38:48,735 --> 01:38:49,897
And driven!
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