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Chucking yourself off, Vinnie?
You don't wanna jump off there.
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Not high enough.
You'll just bugger your legs up.
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Yeah, all right. Thanks, Ralph.
I'll bear that in my mind, mate.
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Tower block. That's what you need.
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Or a fast-moving train.
See you, son.
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Or not.
Come on, then! Come on!
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# The best things in life are free
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# But you can give them
to the birds and bees...
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# I need money...
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'Fuck the middle class.
Fuck The Guardian.
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Fuck three holidays a year, and drinking red
wine, talking bollocks at dinner parties.
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Fuck quinoa and keenwa.
Fuck scented candles.
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You can fuck your people carriers and
your posh kids called Tilly and Tarquin.
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Fuck moisturiser, fuck vitamins.
Fuck lacrosse,
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and bloody tennis and 18 holes
on a fucking Sunday.
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They call us Blair's
forgotten youth.
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Kids that grow up in a town
that offered nothing.
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No opportunities,
no prospects, no hope.
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But what they'll never understand
is this,
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we're not victims. We just have
a different way of living.
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It's about having your mates, man.
Having a laugh,
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and just finding a way to survive.'
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Tell me it's not looking thinner.
I can't tell.
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You can't tell
if you don't look properly, Dylan.
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It's fine. See what I mean?
You're not even looking.
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What? I looked. Didn't I look?
You were gazing!
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You are bloody glancing at him.
What's less than a glance?
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A peek or a glimpse.
A glimpse? You're glimpsing!
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Right, look properly.
Check it out, see?
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You're a bit...follicly challenged.
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Fucking follicly challenged?
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Watch out!
Oh, shit. What was that?
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A pheasant. Where is it? I don't know.
It's wedged in the fucking grille.
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That's not a pheasant. It's a chicken.
Why would a chicken be roaming free,
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not a pheasant? Why wouldn't it?
It's a chicken, dude.
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You can tell it's a chicken.
Look at the plumage.
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Fuck the plumage! I cannot go bald.
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They're gaining. They're not gaining.
We'll lose 'em through Jim's field.
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# That's what I want
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# Give me money
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# I want the money
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♪ All I need, yeah... ♪
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Morning, lads! Morning!
Morning, Jim.
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Early start, isn't it?
Yeah, listen.
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If the cops turn up, you haven't seen us.
Lie to the police?
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That's perjury, that is.
That's perverting the course of justice.
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I don't know what it is,
but it's something.
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Just piss off. We're gonna go and have
a look at plants, keep our heads down.
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You scratch my back
and I'll scratch yours.
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There's a job I need done.
What job?
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Shetland pony. Yeah, you might need
to elaborate. And fast, yeah?
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I need one stolen, so I can enter
the Royal Lancs Show this weekend.
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Why would you wanna do that?
There's a big purse on it.
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"Purse"?
A fucking prize! Whatever!
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Purse! Who are you? Robin of Loxley?
We haven't got time for this, Jim.
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Fine. Get all your weed plants
off my farm
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and your nicked wheels
out of my chicken shed.
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Him, next door, Goldilocks.
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He's got himself a beaut.
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A mane like silk.
It's got to be better, Vin.
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That all this is? One-upmanship? Fucking
Vaslowsky? He shouldn't even be here any more!
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I voted Leave, and that cunt's just
bought a nice big baler!
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A fucking Shetland pony!
We'll get one!
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Christ almighty. Let's get
the fucking hell away.
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He's a horrible little man!
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Get in, guys! Go!
Go on! Hurry!
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Ow! My fucking hand! You've done
that three times this week!
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# Lying in the floor
I look up at the ceiling
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♪ I must be dreaming... ♪
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'These are my guys.
That's Dylan.
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He's been my best mate
since schooling.
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We bonded over ganja and hip-hop.
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Ashley Dennings,
and Leslie Tick, AKA Cardi.
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Cardi being short for Cardiac Arrest.
He's fucking damn near useless,
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but we love the daft git.
Ashley's the complete opposite.
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He comes from a travelling family.
He can switch to extreme violence
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at a moment's notice, which makes him
handy to have around, really.'
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Fucking Shetland pony.
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'And that's me. Vincent O'Neill.
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They say I've got bipolar.
I live in a shack in the woods,
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and if that wasn't bad enough,
I'm going bald an' all.'
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Where do I find one of them? I've got the day
from hell and now I've got to find a tiny horse?
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I know. Ash.
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If your mind has just gone
"Ash, gypsy blood, horses,"
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that's pretty much racism. All right.
But do you know where to find one, though?
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Course I do. Brilliant.
Right, well, take him then.
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I'm working!
Fucking take him, then.
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Where are you in all of this?
I've just said I've got the day from hell!
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I've got a million things...
I'm asking you to do one thing.
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I've got a million things!
A million things! Bollocks!
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I need to get this car to JJ. I've
gotta go to the bloody doctor's.
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The last thing I need to do
is steal a miniature horse.
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Ralph Roberts said he saw him
on a bridge, contemplating.
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Shit. Oh, crap!
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What is it? I think he's getting
his arse out again.
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Christ. Let me have a look.
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Have a look down there.
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He IS getting his arse out again.
Why does he do this, man?
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He's got the world's worst arse.
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JJ!
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It's the wrong bleedin' car! Huh? It's the
right colour and style, but the wrong year!
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You're gonna have to unsteal this.
'JJ.
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Jehan Jovani. Legitimate mechanic,
but has a side line in stolen motors.'
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This is bullshit, Vin. Why the fuck is
there a dead pheasant attached to it?
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Thank you. Pheasant.
It's a chicken.
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It isn't. Oh, come on. It's a chicken.
Dude, it's a pheasant!
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It's a chicken! No, no!
Stop, stop!
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I'll unsteal it. It'll have to
be later. Not later, Vinnie. Now.
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This can't stay here. I can't
get caught with this here.
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Put a cover over it. I've gotta
be somewhere. One hour.
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Please, dude, one hour.
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You're an angel.
While you've got your wings on,
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and don't get cross,
need to borrow a van.
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What kind of van?
Any kind.
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As long as it's big enough to fit, say,
a kind of a... what d'you call it?
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Medium-sized horse.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
Right, well, it's that or nothing.
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Come on. Come on!
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Bacon? You've been cooking?
Yeah, I'm starving.
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What have you been told
about red meat?
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It's a meat
with mammal's meat...
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Right, no more Ms.
Besides, Nigel likes it.
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Nigel?
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What the fuck have you brought
a pigeon for? His sister died.
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She got decapitated in the folding deck chair.
Thought it were best he wasn't on his own.
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So, what's the plan?
Where are we gonna lift it from?
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There's a school up in Rybrook.
It's a posh place.
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Just up the hill, there's a stable
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with not one,
but two Shetland ponies.
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OK, but how are we gonna get it
to go with us?
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Well, we'll need to find a rein.
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Have you ever tried to get a horse
to do something against its will?
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No, but I bet you have.
You're gonna call me a genius.
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Bet you I don't. Chloroform.
Chlo... Chloroform?
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I bought it down the pub a few weeks
back. It was really cheap.
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You get this on a rag,
over its hooter, down it goes.
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That's genius.
Put the chloroform away.
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But...
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I'm coming. I'm coming.
Don't you dare come.
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I still haven't.
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All right, finish on my tits.
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Yeah, all right.
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'That's Erin. Used to be a wild child.
Shagging around, landed with a kid.
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Since then, she's really
pulled herself together.
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These days,
she's a woman with a plan.'
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Half three, infants' gate, yeah?
Yeah. Hey!
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You can't forget, Dylan.
Why would I forget?
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Because...
you'll meet up wi' Vinnie,
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get stoned, the usual.
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I won't forget.
It's careers night tonight.
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I'm gonna ask them
about opportunities.
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It's gonna happen, Dylan.
As soon as I'm qualified,
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I'm applying for jobs
and looking for schools.
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Yeah. All right. I won't be back
till late, OK? Bye-bye.
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Love you.
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Right, he's gonna need, bath,
story, and bed, yeah? Yeah. Bye.
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Where's the car, Vinnie?
What car, Slater?
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The one you nicked this morning.
You've got the wrong man.
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I'm surprised you're out so early. I thought
you'd be balls deep in a dog somewhere by now.
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Small-time now, Vin.
But small-time leads to medium-time,
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and medium time, inevitably,
gets drawn into the big-time.
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And once you get involved
with them fuckers,
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you're gonna wish you got a job down
at the fish counter at Morrisons.
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I applied for that job. They were
looking for someone with muscles.
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Fuck off, Slater. Dick.
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What have you done this time? Oh, nothing,
but I'm sure they'll think of summat.
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All clear?
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All clear.
Right, there's two of them.
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One blonde,
and one white and ginger.
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Which one screams prize winner?
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The one
with the biggest cock.
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Right, so...
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Who wants a little treat?
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I know I've got a good life. I've got good mates,
and it's not like shit's going wrong all the time.
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I just...
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I just can't turn my mind off.
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It just runs and runs and runs,
and never stops, man.
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You know, one minute
I'm down in the dumps,
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I can barely get meself out of bed.
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Next minute, I'm fucking up,
wild as fuck, making stupid decisions
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that affect everyone, not just me.
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You know, I do... I do think
about hurting meself.
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You know, I have suicidal thoughts. It doesn't
mean I'm bloody suicidal, though, does it?
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I just have the thoughts. Christ,
I was on a bridge last Friday!
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Ralph Roberts thought
I was tossing meself off.
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Throwing meself off.
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But what I'm trying to say is, for
as often as I think about suicide,
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I could never ever do it.
It scares the shit out of me.
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And then there's me mates.
I don't know what they...
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Am I keeping you from something?
Sorry, no. It's just, erm,
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a personal issue.
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Erm...
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So you're on quetiapine?
Mm-hm.
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It helping?
It doesn't help my libido.
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Can be barely bothered to rub one
out, never mind get wi' anyone.
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Well, what do you want me to do,
Vin?
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I don't know.
You're the doctor, aren't you?
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Well, you can try counselling.
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Cognitive behavioural therapy.
There's a five-month waiting list for that.
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Unless you're prepared to pay.
Pay?
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What? You mean, go private?
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I don't have
that kind of money, man. I...
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Give me that phone. No.
Get off.
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"Netlover. Amy, 35."
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I'm pouring my heart out.
You're on a dating app, netting lovers.
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Have you tried it? It's unbelievable.
Honestly, it's changed my life.
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Look at this. This girl
the other day, she was feral.
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Look at her.
Oh, she looks nice.
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My todger looks like a dog's
been at it. Look at that.
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What? Bloody hell! Come on, man!
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That looks really sore.
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And this, that's me.
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What happened? Did it bolt?
Bolt? No, it's in the van.
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In the van? I offered it
a chocolate mouse,
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and it just climbed in the back.
It's a dumb animal. Can I have one?
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Going Up The Country
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# I'm going up the country
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# Tell me where you want to go...
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I still say
we should have chloroformed it.
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Look, it's in the van.
Yeah, but look at...
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Oh, God. What's that?
Has it shat itself?
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Well, it's a horse.
That's what horses do.
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Oh, you dirty... Nigel!
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What the fuck is...
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One hour after work. Tommo, mate, I can't.
I've got Erin's kid.
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Bring him along. Bring him along?
To help you fit a sex swing
227
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in a spooky basement? Hey. Hey.
'Tommo.
228
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Handsome, crafty, unhinged.
You wouldn't want him hanging out
229
00:13:36,835 --> 00:13:39,355
He's had chlamydia more often
than he's had hot dinners.'
230
00:13:39,555 --> 00:13:42,955
It's an erotic dungeon. It's not an
erotic dungeon. Hasn't it got lice?
231
00:13:43,115 --> 00:13:45,875
Hang on. What time
you got him till? All night. Why?
232
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Er, are you not forgetting summat?
233
00:13:48,435 --> 00:13:51,075
Poker match, upstairs 7:30.
Count me out.
234
00:13:51,235 --> 00:13:53,475
Count you out?
It's free money, mate.
235
00:13:53,675 --> 00:13:57,955
It's mine and Vinnie's money. Anyway, it's
arranged. Sandy'll look after him, won't you, Sandy?
236
00:13:58,115 --> 00:14:00,555
What's that?
Babysit Tyler tonight for Dylan.
237
00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:02,715
Boys, you know I would,
if I could. Dylan!
238
00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:06,555
Dylan? Dylan. 'Eh up, Tommo.
Have you heard from Ash or Cardi?
239
00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:09,635
Radio silence. Where are they?
I've tried them 100 times.
240
00:14:09,795 --> 00:14:13,075
Probably bumming. Yeah. They'll be
bumming, won't they? Knobhead.
241
00:14:13,275 --> 00:14:16,275
They've been gone hours.
Yeah, I should've done this job meself.
242
00:14:16,435 --> 00:14:19,515
I don't know why I trust them.
Dude, just get your stuff together.
243
00:14:19,675 --> 00:14:22,155
I'm here till three,
then I've gotta go pick up Tyler
244
00:14:22,315 --> 00:14:24,995
from school. Not any more
you're not. Hang on a second, D.
245
00:14:25,155 --> 00:14:27,595
Kath, love. You all right, Vin?
Yeah, all right, love.
246
00:14:27,755 --> 00:14:30,115
I just wonder, can I borrow Dildo
for a couple of hours?
247
00:14:30,275 --> 00:14:32,755
Why do you need him?
Because I've just lost two idiots
248
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:36,475
I sent to steal a Shetland pony.
Well, as long as it's something important.
249
00:14:36,635 --> 00:14:40,435
You got your car? Yep.
Oh, you're an angel, dude.
250
00:14:40,595 --> 00:14:43,595
If you'll help me fit a sex swing
in my dungeon.
251
00:14:43,715 --> 00:14:45,795
Every fucker wants something!
252
00:14:45,955 --> 00:14:50,155
Often, the same products
are available throughout the world.
253
00:14:50,275 --> 00:14:52,515
So, if part of the reason for travel
254
00:14:52,675 --> 00:14:55,035
is to explore the unique
and different,
255
00:14:55,195 --> 00:15:00,155
well, then the sameness factor
is a major tourism challenge.
256
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:03,235
In a globalised marketplace...
257
00:15:03,395 --> 00:15:05,275
It's just a drink.
Got a boyfriend.
258
00:15:05,435 --> 00:15:07,555
One drink.
Got a son as well.
259
00:15:07,755 --> 00:15:11,395
A son? Yep.
You don't look old enough. Smooth.
260
00:15:11,515 --> 00:15:15,675
No, seriously, you don't. How old?
261
00:15:15,835 --> 00:15:19,395
Five, wasn't planned. But he's
the best mistake I ever made.
262
00:15:19,515 --> 00:15:21,875
Right.
263
00:15:22,035 --> 00:15:24,395
Put you off, does it?
No.
264
00:15:24,555 --> 00:15:27,955
Well, it should. Every decision
I make has got one purpose,
265
00:15:28,115 --> 00:15:30,755
and that's to give him
a better life.
266
00:15:30,915 --> 00:15:34,035
And your boyfriend,
does he fit into that?
267
00:15:34,155 --> 00:15:36,635
Dylan?
268
00:15:36,755 --> 00:15:39,795
I'm afraid so.
269
00:15:43,675 --> 00:15:46,235
This school, is this the one
that Ash's fella taught at?
270
00:15:46,395 --> 00:15:49,635
Yeah. Poor bastard. Cranial trauma.
Reckon he'll never teach again.
271
00:15:49,755 --> 00:15:52,675
Yeah, fucking animals this family.
272
00:15:52,795 --> 00:15:54,715
I mean, come on.
273
00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:57,435
Who gives a shit where anyone
sticks their dick any more?
274
00:15:57,595 --> 00:16:00,835
Know what I mean? Mm.
I have businessmen, barristers,
275
00:16:00,955 --> 00:16:03,555
brigadiers come to my place.
276
00:16:03,715 --> 00:16:06,435
Some want spanking, some want
taking up the shitter,
277
00:16:06,595 --> 00:16:09,795
I had a lovely fellow who wanted me
to lick some custard off his nuts.
278
00:16:09,955 --> 00:16:13,195
Fair do's. No.
Point being, we're mammals.
279
00:16:13,315 --> 00:16:15,475
Yeah. Creatures with urges.
280
00:16:15,635 --> 00:16:18,995
Whether it's assholes, fannies,
or, you know,
281
00:16:19,155 --> 00:16:21,875
some granny's gummy cakehole.
Ugh! Dicks are gonna go
282
00:16:21,995 --> 00:16:23,915
in soft warm holes. End of.
283
00:16:24,075 --> 00:16:27,275
You're an ambassador
for a more tolerant society, Tom.
284
00:16:27,435 --> 00:16:30,235
Christ almighty. Do a left here,
will you? Right, yeah.
285
00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:33,795
Oh, bollocks.
286
00:16:33,955 --> 00:16:36,795
They haven't even took it.
Maybe they found one somewhere else.
287
00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:39,195
Like where? The cereal aisle
at Aldi? Christ.
288
00:16:39,315 --> 00:16:42,115
Erm, all right. Sod it.
289
00:16:45,675 --> 00:16:48,835
Wait a minute, Vin. Vin,
you're not being rational. Vin!
290
00:16:48,995 --> 00:16:51,355
How are you gonna get it back
to Jim's?
291
00:16:51,515 --> 00:16:54,195
Back seat. You can walk.
No, I'm picking up Tyler.
292
00:16:58,915 --> 00:17:01,475
Fucking hell.
Come on, you silly sod.
293
00:17:03,675 --> 00:17:05,635
Don't fucking frighten it.
294
00:17:10,755 --> 00:17:12,715
Come on, then. What?
295
00:17:12,835 --> 00:17:14,755
Insane in the Brain
296
00:17:17,915 --> 00:17:20,395
Oi!
Fucking hell! Jesus!
297
00:17:22,835 --> 00:17:27,395
Jesus!
298
00:17:29,475 --> 00:17:32,315
Are you trying to kill us?
Vinnie! Vinnie!
299
00:17:32,475 --> 00:17:35,435
No, no, no.
Hey, what the hell are you...
300
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,075
Vinnie!
301
00:17:38,235 --> 00:17:40,915
Hey, Vin, you can leave
the fucking horse.
302
00:17:41,075 --> 00:17:43,355
He's not fucking about!
303
00:17:45,275 --> 00:17:48,115
Vin! Leave it!
304
00:17:54,675 --> 00:17:57,995
Fuck! What is he doing?
305
00:17:59,675 --> 00:18:01,075
Fuck me!
306
00:18:01,195 --> 00:18:03,995
Oh, hey. Now we're living.
307
00:18:04,155 --> 00:18:06,435
Nearly killed us! He was aiming
to miss. You prick!
308
00:18:06,595 --> 00:18:10,235
Oh, don't be grumpy. Hey, Dyl.
Dylan! Don't be cross.
309
00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:12,835
Sex swing.
310
00:18:12,955 --> 00:18:16,955
All right.
311
00:18:21,555 --> 00:18:23,715
Come on, come on,
fuck's sake.
312
00:18:25,715 --> 00:18:29,915
You seeing anyone? Me? Christ, no. You know
what I'm like. Can't inflict this on anyone.
313
00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:32,195
They're hardly queueing up
for a bipolar thief
314
00:18:32,315 --> 00:18:34,515
that lives in the woods.
315
00:18:34,715 --> 00:18:37,595
Do you want me to sort you out a paid-for?
So you can empty your sack?
316
00:18:37,755 --> 00:18:40,115
That's a lovely offer, Tom.
But I've no libido.
317
00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:44,515
How's business?
Oh, booming, yeah. Is it?
318
00:18:44,715 --> 00:18:48,555
They're all getting into that space
stocking now. What, to take up the carpet?
319
00:18:48,675 --> 00:18:52,475
No. Tyler Croft. Yeah. Croft.
320
00:18:52,635 --> 00:18:56,035
Sorry, yeah, the reception is bad.
You know, I'm in the hills, erm...
321
00:18:57,275 --> 00:18:59,235
Croft!
322
00:18:59,395 --> 00:19:01,475
Yeah, I'm collecting him,
but I'm running late.
323
00:19:01,635 --> 00:19:04,915
Can you tell his teacher
I'll be there as... Fuck!
324
00:19:05,075 --> 00:19:09,115
Fuck down straight to the school.
Chill out, Anakin Skywalker.
325
00:19:09,275 --> 00:19:11,795
He's five. They're not gonna
toss him out on his own.
326
00:19:11,955 --> 00:19:14,435
They'll ring Erin.
Then she'll know I've done the thing
327
00:19:14,595 --> 00:19:16,555
she told me not to do. She told you
not to look for
328
00:19:16,715 --> 00:19:19,115
two morons who got lost stealing
a Shetland pony!
329
00:19:19,235 --> 00:19:21,155
She must really know you, Dylan.
330
00:19:21,275 --> 00:19:23,475
Just go faster.
331
00:19:23,595 --> 00:19:26,715
Why do I listen to you every time?
332
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:29,595
I was at work, my day was planned,
and as usual, you appear,
333
00:19:29,755 --> 00:19:31,635
and you derail everything.
Derail ev...
334
00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:33,755
Do you know, what's that
you've got up there?
335
00:19:33,915 --> 00:19:36,155
You've got a mind of your own.
You're here, Dylan,
336
00:19:36,315 --> 00:19:38,195
because you wanna be.
So, if you're looking
337
00:19:38,395 --> 00:19:41,595
for someone to blame, you can piss
off and blame yourself. Pissy bugger.
338
00:19:41,755 --> 00:19:44,275
Mind the bloody bend, Tommo.
Bend! Jesus!
339
00:19:48,475 --> 00:19:51,075
Bloody hell.
340
00:19:51,235 --> 00:19:54,395
It's the bloody van. Have they
crashed in the fucking hedge?
341
00:19:56,075 --> 00:19:59,195
Cardi. Whoa, whoa!
342
00:19:59,355 --> 00:20:01,635
Bloody fumes, or summat.
It's chloroform.
343
00:20:01,795 --> 00:20:04,035
If that's on their clothes,
we'll all be on the deck.
344
00:20:04,195 --> 00:20:06,155
How we gonna get them out?
Cover your face.
345
00:20:06,315 --> 00:20:08,435
Ash first. All right.
I'll take Cardi.
346
00:20:08,595 --> 00:20:11,595
On your own? You'll pull your back
out. Go and get the pony. Pony?
347
00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:14,715
We still need the horse.
I'm supposed to be at Tyler's school!
348
00:20:14,835 --> 00:20:17,515
Pony! Dude, he's breathing weird.
349
00:20:17,715 --> 00:20:21,155
His jeans will have to come off.
Right, I'll get his jeans off. You get Cardi.
350
00:20:25,195 --> 00:20:28,515
All right, dude. Sorry about this.
Whoa, whoa.
351
00:20:28,635 --> 00:20:30,635
What? What? Blood and sand, dude!
352
00:20:30,795 --> 00:20:33,915
Jesus Christ! What?
His knob's massive.
353
00:20:34,075 --> 00:20:36,275
Did you know? What?
No, I didn't know.
354
00:20:36,395 --> 00:20:38,395
Did YOU know? Of course.
355
00:20:38,515 --> 00:20:41,315
How? I just knew.
356
00:20:43,715 --> 00:20:45,675
We're gonna need an ambulance.
357
00:20:57,675 --> 00:20:59,635
Thanks
358
00:21:01,355 --> 00:21:03,555
I was on my way, right?
I swear to you.
359
00:21:03,715 --> 00:21:07,195
I was on my way, and then we
swerved. We almost hit a horse.
360
00:21:07,355 --> 00:21:10,315
That is when we found the others,
and I couldn't just leave them,
361
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:12,355
they were in a bad way.
362
00:21:12,515 --> 00:21:15,675
Will you please, please
go to college?
363
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:20,475
Go back to careers night,
cos I will stay here, I swear.
364
00:21:20,595 --> 00:21:22,875
What are you so afraid of?
365
00:21:23,035 --> 00:21:27,635
Achieving something? Actually
participating in the world? What?
366
00:21:29,275 --> 00:21:31,715
Maybe I just like getting stoned
and stealing things.
367
00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:34,835
Oh, fine.
Fine, you tell yourself that.
368
00:21:34,995 --> 00:21:36,875
Tell yourself that's all you're
capable of.
369
00:21:37,035 --> 00:21:39,835
There's a smart brain in there,
Dylan. You do nothing with it.
370
00:21:39,995 --> 00:21:41,875
YOU play six games of poker
simultaneously!
371
00:21:42,035 --> 00:21:45,715
Oh, fuck off. It's a joke.
Erin, what am I supposed to do?
372
00:21:47,075 --> 00:21:49,035
Eh? What? Put a suit on?
373
00:21:49,195 --> 00:21:51,875
Go tap a keyboard in some
fucking industrial estate,
374
00:21:52,035 --> 00:21:55,195
and what? Chat crap
with Martin from accounts.
375
00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:57,235
Martin, how are you doing?
Good weekend?
376
00:21:57,435 --> 00:22:00,915
Did you watch the footie? Fuck you.
Don't make me out to be the sensible one,
377
00:22:01,075 --> 00:22:04,475
all right? I'm not telling you to go
and put a suit on, am I?
378
00:22:04,635 --> 00:22:08,235
But stealing cars and tiny horses...
Really, Dylan?
379
00:22:08,355 --> 00:22:10,275
What? Is that your career, is it?
380
00:22:11,755 --> 00:22:13,835
You know what?
You're gonna end up in prison.
381
00:22:13,995 --> 00:22:16,635
You are.
Or the next time you'll swerve,
382
00:22:16,795 --> 00:22:19,995
hit a fucking wall and I'm gonna
bury next to your stupid mate.
383
00:22:21,955 --> 00:22:24,555
I'm worried about him. Why?
384
00:22:24,715 --> 00:22:29,395
If we leave... WHEN we leave...
Mm.
385
00:22:29,555 --> 00:22:32,275
..who is gonna look after him?
He'll survive, Dylan.
386
00:22:32,395 --> 00:22:34,475
Yeah? Yeah.
387
00:22:34,635 --> 00:22:37,675
Then why has he been seen
on the edge of a bridge?
388
00:22:40,115 --> 00:22:42,715
All right. And so, what?
389
00:22:42,875 --> 00:22:46,195
What are we gonna do? We're gonna
stay here forever, are we?
390
00:22:46,355 --> 00:22:49,075
You can't dedicate your life
to Vinnie-watch, Dylan.
391
00:22:49,275 --> 00:22:52,835
He might be on the bridge because you
told him you're thinking about leaving!
392
00:22:52,995 --> 00:22:56,275
No, that's shit.
Is it? He's bipolar!
393
00:22:56,435 --> 00:22:59,035
He's on meds, he doesn't...
He doesn't need you, Dylan.
394
00:22:59,235 --> 00:23:02,955
He WANTS you. Having you around stops
him thinking about his own life.
395
00:23:04,875 --> 00:23:08,075
You endorse each other.
Look, just...
396
00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:12,835
..go to college, all right?
Come on, I'm here.
397
00:23:12,995 --> 00:23:16,835
And I will not leave this house,
all right? I promise.
398
00:23:19,355 --> 00:23:21,315
Come on.
399
00:23:21,435 --> 00:23:23,675
Come on.
400
00:23:23,875 --> 00:23:28,475
Get Dylan at tat card game tonight. He's playing
me wi' our money, and I need them winnings. Mm.
401
00:23:28,675 --> 00:23:31,275
I need him, too,
but you heard him earlier having a go at me.
402
00:23:31,475 --> 00:23:34,675
There's a big purse, Vin.
He's the best player there is.
403
00:23:34,835 --> 00:23:37,435
Purse. What is with everyone
and the word "purse"?
404
00:23:37,595 --> 00:23:39,995
Listen, I'll do my best...
All right, Vin?
405
00:23:43,795 --> 00:23:46,035
You all right?
You all right, Geoff?
406
00:23:48,395 --> 00:23:50,795
How's your mum?
Oh, she's over the worst now.
407
00:23:50,915 --> 00:23:52,835
Thanks for asking.
408
00:23:54,755 --> 00:23:57,875
All right, well, send her my love.
I will. Good stuff.
409
00:23:59,475 --> 00:24:02,035
So...
410
00:24:02,195 --> 00:24:05,275
Is that your horse
in the yard? I...
411
00:24:05,395 --> 00:24:07,955
Geoffrey, that one's spoken for.
412
00:24:11,235 --> 00:24:13,195
Cheeky bastard.
413
00:24:19,915 --> 00:24:21,875
Eh?
414
00:24:23,475 --> 00:24:25,435
It's blonde. So?
415
00:24:25,595 --> 00:24:29,235
So, I didn't ask you
to steal a blonde one, did I?
416
00:24:29,435 --> 00:24:32,955
No, dickhead, you didn't specify.
You said, "Steal me a pony." So, there.
417
00:24:33,115 --> 00:24:35,715
The owner's gonna recognise it
a mile off.
418
00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:38,395
I don't know what to tell you.
You said, "Steal me a pony."
419
00:24:38,515 --> 00:24:41,315
So, I got you one. Bloody hell.
420
00:24:41,435 --> 00:24:43,515
Hang on.
421
00:24:43,635 --> 00:24:45,555
I've got an idea.
422
00:24:47,795 --> 00:24:51,475
"Lose The Grey"?
I couldn't shift the bloody stuff.
423
00:24:55,155 --> 00:24:57,115
Fuck's sake.
424
00:24:57,235 --> 00:24:59,395
I'm doing all right.
425
00:24:59,555 --> 00:25:01,435
You got to get
right under the layers.
426
00:25:01,595 --> 00:25:04,715
The devil's in the detail.
You fucking missed a bit.
427
00:25:04,875 --> 00:25:08,035
Don't like being behind it. I think
this is gonna bloody work!
428
00:25:08,195 --> 00:25:10,955
This is well gonna work.
Don't miss anything under the legs.
429
00:25:11,115 --> 00:25:13,875
There's not, like, a surplus
of tiny horses knocking around.
430
00:25:14,035 --> 00:25:16,355
It's a Shetland pony,
not a horse!
431
00:25:16,475 --> 00:25:18,395
There we go.
432
00:25:23,675 --> 00:25:25,715
Look, look, I've told you
I'll cover for you.
433
00:25:25,875 --> 00:25:28,115
No! Well, you're gonna make enough
in one night
434
00:25:28,275 --> 00:25:30,995
to see you and Erin right
for a month. I gave my word!
435
00:25:31,155 --> 00:25:33,995
Yeah, you did. You gave your word.
You gave your word to Tommo
436
00:25:34,155 --> 00:25:36,595
and you gave your word to me.
I've got a hole in my roof!
437
00:25:36,715 --> 00:25:38,715
Huh? I've got a fucking hole.
438
00:25:38,875 --> 00:25:42,155
I'm sleeping in a bloody sou'wester
long johns. I look ridiculous.
439
00:25:42,355 --> 00:25:45,635
Listen to logic, right?
Erin's out till what, ten o'clock, yeah?
440
00:25:45,795 --> 00:25:48,475
Yeah. Tyler's gonna be in bed,
isn't he? Yeah.
441
00:25:48,635 --> 00:25:51,515
And you're gonna be sat downstairs
watching bollocks on YouTube.
442
00:25:51,715 --> 00:25:55,515
So, if I'm sat downstairs watching bollocks
on YouTube, what's the difference?
443
00:25:57,115 --> 00:26:00,915
No. AS long as you're back before
she is, what's the difference, Dylan?
444
00:26:01,075 --> 00:26:04,195
No! Mate, no means no, all right?
I'm hanging up the phone.
445
00:26:04,395 --> 00:26:08,475
No, no, Dylan. Don't hang up the phone.
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have shouted.
446
00:26:08,635 --> 00:26:12,875
How about this? I'll ring Big Sandy,
and I'll see if she can babysit.
447
00:26:13,075 --> 00:26:17,715
She can't, and even if she could, no.
Vin, mate, you're doing that thing
448
00:26:17,875 --> 00:26:20,035
where you don't think
about anyone but yourself.
449
00:26:20,155 --> 00:26:22,075
Think of anyone but mys...
450
00:26:22,235 --> 00:26:25,715
Dylan, I'm trying to make you money!
I'm trying to make you the money!
451
00:26:25,875 --> 00:26:27,795
I said, "I'll do it,
I'll count cards."
452
00:26:27,955 --> 00:26:29,995
I can fucking bluff.
I can do all that.
453
00:26:30,155 --> 00:26:32,755
And when I fucking win,
which I absolutely will,
454
00:26:32,915 --> 00:26:35,955
you're getting zilch. Fuck all.
Sweet FA, dude.
455
00:26:36,115 --> 00:26:39,995
So, don't come pissing and whinging
to me when you and Erin are skint.
456
00:26:40,155 --> 00:26:42,875
Fuck.
Urgh!
457
00:26:47,555 --> 00:26:49,915
JJ, what's going on?
Oh, just shut it, all right.
458
00:26:50,075 --> 00:26:52,395
I've had the police round.
Get them wheels out!
459
00:26:52,515 --> 00:26:54,475
All right. It's just...
460
00:26:54,635 --> 00:26:57,675
Dude, it's been a nightmare day.
Have you diverted them?
461
00:26:57,835 --> 00:27:01,075
Yes. But just get it.
Get me the one I asked for.
462
00:27:01,235 --> 00:27:04,955
I will. They've sent me to drink,
Vinnie, fucking drink.
463
00:27:05,075 --> 00:27:06,995
JJ?
464
00:27:11,835 --> 00:27:13,795
Fuck!
465
00:27:39,515 --> 00:27:41,995
You all right, Dyl?
What can I get you gents?
466
00:27:42,115 --> 00:27:44,635
Vincent O'Neill.
467
00:27:44,795 --> 00:27:47,275
Who? I said I'm looking for
Vincent O'Neill.
468
00:27:47,395 --> 00:27:49,315
Do you know where he is?
469
00:27:49,435 --> 00:27:52,115
No. Skinny lad, receding hairline.
470
00:27:52,235 --> 00:27:54,155
We need to find him.
471
00:27:55,395 --> 00:27:57,435
All right? Two rules.
472
00:27:57,595 --> 00:28:00,755
Don't eat anything
and don't smoke indoors, and...
473
00:28:02,275 --> 00:28:06,195
..do not take your shoes off,
cos that stink lingers.
474
00:28:09,955 --> 00:28:11,915
That's three rules.
475
00:28:12,035 --> 00:28:14,355
# I don't feel that way
476
00:28:15,595 --> 00:28:22,515
♪ And slowly you've forgiven me
forever... ♪
477
00:28:27,475 --> 00:28:30,315
Who were they?
They work for Terence McCann.
478
00:28:30,475 --> 00:28:34,475
Who? Terence McCann,
businessman, in inverted commas.
479
00:28:34,595 --> 00:28:36,515
Apparently, he isn't very happy,
480
00:28:36,675 --> 00:28:39,275
because one of his daughter's ponies
has been stolen.
481
00:28:39,395 --> 00:28:41,555
Shit. Vinnie.
482
00:29:06,195 --> 00:29:09,515
JJ? I've unstolen it, man. I've
got to get you the old one tomorrow.
483
00:29:09,675 --> 00:29:12,075
Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie.
There's a problem.
484
00:29:12,235 --> 00:29:15,755
All right, that fucking pony.
You have to give it back. What?
485
00:29:15,955 --> 00:29:19,035
It belongs to Terence McCann.
Now he said... Terence McFucking...
486
00:29:19,235 --> 00:29:22,515
Who the fuck... Hang on a minute.
A call coming through here.
487
00:29:22,635 --> 00:29:24,315
All right.
488
00:29:26,195 --> 00:29:28,715
Jim, what's going on man?
I've just seen a flashlight
489
00:29:28,875 --> 00:29:31,595
heading down the path
towards your shack, Vin.
490
00:29:31,755 --> 00:29:34,555
You wanna check
you haven't got visitors. Oh, shit.
491
00:29:36,115 --> 00:29:38,109
All right, I'm on my way.
492
00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:40,470
Don't Believe A Word
493
00:29:50,430 --> 00:29:52,750
# Don't believe me if I tell you
494
00:29:54,110 --> 00:29:56,990
# Not a word of this is true
495
00:29:58,390 --> 00:30:00,870
# Don't believe me if I tell you
496
00:30:01,030 --> 00:30:04,190
# Especially if I tell you
I'm in love with you
497
00:30:04,310 --> 00:30:06,550
# Don't believe me if I tell you
498
00:30:07,870 --> 00:30:10,270
# That I wrote this song for you
499
00:30:11,590 --> 00:30:15,190
# There just might be
some other silly pretty girl
500
00:30:15,310 --> 00:30:17,230
# I'm singing to
501
00:30:18,470 --> 00:30:21,470
# Don't believe a word
502
00:30:21,590 --> 00:30:24,030
# For words are so easily spoken
503
00:30:25,670 --> 00:30:28,590
# And your heart
is just like that promise
504
00:30:28,710 --> 00:30:31,110
♪ Made to be broken... ♪
505
00:30:52,950 --> 00:30:55,030
Nine. Three of a kind.
506
00:31:12,110 --> 00:31:14,030
Shit!
507
00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:45,870
All right, I'm armed.
I don't want any trouble.
508
00:32:14,910 --> 00:32:16,990
Dad!
509
00:32:18,510 --> 00:32:20,950
You're going a bit thin there,
son! Eh?
510
00:32:22,230 --> 00:32:26,070
Piss off. What, she thrown you out
again, has she? No.
511
00:32:26,190 --> 00:32:29,430
I just got early release. Oh.
512
00:32:36,910 --> 00:32:40,070
Mm.
513
00:32:43,110 --> 00:32:45,790
I've got to go, but I'll see you later.
See you tomorrow.
514
00:32:57,510 --> 00:32:59,470
Fuck's sake!
515
00:33:02,510 --> 00:33:05,390
Didn't know you had a unicycle.
All right, Jake?
516
00:33:06,630 --> 00:33:09,350
Lift? Throw the bike in the back?
517
00:33:09,510 --> 00:33:12,510
Er, no, you're all right.
I'll get a bus. It's fine.
518
00:33:12,630 --> 00:33:14,750
I've got a Duran Duran CD.
519
00:33:17,430 --> 00:33:20,150
Dad's car.
520
00:33:20,270 --> 00:33:22,190
Yeah, OK. All right, thank you.
521
00:33:23,310 --> 00:33:25,790
What the hell's going on, Dyl?
It's not my night.
522
00:33:25,950 --> 00:33:28,230
Make it your night.
You're better than these twats.
523
00:33:28,350 --> 00:33:30,630
Look, mate. I can't focus.
524
00:33:30,790 --> 00:33:32,670
You're losing
a lot of money, sweetheart.
525
00:33:32,830 --> 00:33:35,710
More importantly, yeah,
you're losing MY money.
526
00:33:35,870 --> 00:33:37,990
What do you want me to say?
You don't exist
527
00:33:38,110 --> 00:33:40,390
outside this room, Dylan.
528
00:33:40,550 --> 00:33:44,590
Now sit the fuck back down and
do what you do best, all right?
529
00:33:46,430 --> 00:33:48,390
There's a good lad.
530
00:33:49,790 --> 00:33:53,670
# Wild boys never lose it
531
00:33:53,790 --> 00:33:58,230
# Wild boys never chose this way
532
00:33:58,350 --> 00:34:02,190
# Wild boys never close your eyes
533
00:34:02,310 --> 00:34:06,590
# Wild boys always...
534
00:34:06,710 --> 00:34:08,910
Sing it.
535
00:34:09,110 --> 00:34:12,030
# Shine!
You know it!
536
00:34:19,270 --> 00:34:22,550
Oh, hey, how's it going, mate?
537
00:34:24,990 --> 00:34:27,790
Where am I? Oh, I've had to
take you out for a bit,
538
00:34:27,950 --> 00:34:30,550
but I'm sorry,
I'm gonna take you home now.
539
00:34:30,670 --> 00:34:34,030
Who lives there? I live there.
540
00:34:34,190 --> 00:34:37,670
Can I go inside? No, not really.
I've gotta get you home, dude.
541
00:34:37,830 --> 00:34:40,270
Please! There's a fat, bald monster
in there.
542
00:34:40,430 --> 00:34:42,830
You're not gonna like it.
Oh, please!
543
00:34:48,150 --> 00:34:51,870
Yeah, go on. Five minutes.
We're not staying long, you know.
544
00:34:53,790 --> 00:34:57,070
So, this is home, is it?
For now, yeah.
545
00:34:58,150 --> 00:35:01,310
Let's just say it doesn't feature
in the master plan.
546
00:35:01,470 --> 00:35:03,950
Looks all right.
There's thousands of towns
547
00:35:04,110 --> 00:35:07,430
like this all over the country,
getting by.
548
00:35:07,550 --> 00:35:09,750
No-one gives a shit about them...
549
00:35:09,870 --> 00:35:11,430
..until it turns into the Wild West.
550
00:35:11,590 --> 00:35:14,390
I want my son to know different.
Know what I mean?
551
00:35:15,310 --> 00:35:17,270
Fancy continuing this dissection
552
00:35:17,430 --> 00:35:19,910
of societal disintegration
over a pint?
553
00:35:20,030 --> 00:35:22,470
You're not easily put off, are you?
554
00:35:24,750 --> 00:35:27,550
No, I need to get back.
Dylan's looking after Tyler.
555
00:35:28,870 --> 00:35:31,230
You've got a boyfriend.
You've got a son.
556
00:35:31,350 --> 00:35:33,510
So, best friends?
557
00:35:36,270 --> 00:35:38,230
All right, one pint. One.
558
00:35:38,390 --> 00:35:41,630
Aren't you scared being
out here on your own at night?
559
00:35:41,790 --> 00:35:45,710
No, am I 'eck! I love being out here
in the woods.
560
00:35:45,870 --> 00:35:48,670
The woods is the only place
I can get a bit of bloody peace.
561
00:35:48,790 --> 00:35:50,710
Can I bring my mum here?
562
00:35:50,870 --> 00:35:54,150
Course you can. You can bring her
anytime you want. Yeah, course.
563
00:35:55,270 --> 00:35:58,070
My mum can bounce an egg
on her head.
564
00:35:58,230 --> 00:36:01,070
Can she really? Yeah.
No, she can't. Can she really?
565
00:36:02,150 --> 00:36:05,030
My God. That's some bloody skill,
innit? I can't.
566
00:36:06,190 --> 00:36:08,150
I love your mum.
567
00:36:10,590 --> 00:36:14,270
She's an eggs-traordinary woman.
568
00:36:14,430 --> 00:36:17,910
What's your mum like?
My mum, she's not around any more.
569
00:36:19,350 --> 00:36:21,710
Is she dead? No, she's not dead.
570
00:36:21,870 --> 00:36:25,070
She just went away
when I was little. Like my dad?
571
00:36:25,190 --> 00:36:27,110
Yeah, yeah.
572
00:36:28,190 --> 00:36:30,390
Even though I hope she'll come back,
you know.
573
00:36:33,310 --> 00:36:35,230
I think that's why I stay
in this town.
574
00:36:39,470 --> 00:36:42,830
So if she does come back, you know,
she might know where to find me.
575
00:36:49,870 --> 00:36:52,070
I like the funny dog.
576
00:36:52,190 --> 00:36:54,150
Oh, thanks.
577
00:36:56,510 --> 00:37:02,550
It's an owl. All right, Kath?
Can I have a pint of lager
578
00:37:02,670 --> 00:37:04,150
and a pint of Guinness, please?
579
00:37:04,310 --> 00:37:07,310
For your new fella?
No, he's a college mate.
580
00:37:07,430 --> 00:37:10,030
I believe ya. A thousand wouldn't.
581
00:37:10,230 --> 00:37:13,950
Mind you, it'd be a bold move bringing
your fancy man in your own local. Mm-hm.
582
00:37:14,110 --> 00:37:15,990
Especially with them lot
all upstairs.
583
00:37:17,830 --> 00:37:20,710
What lot? Poker game.
Dylan's in there.
584
00:37:32,310 --> 00:37:35,070
Wanker.
What? Wait!
585
00:37:39,070 --> 00:37:41,150
Erin! Erin!
586
00:37:41,310 --> 00:37:44,390
Erin, Erin. Wait!
Erin, Tyler's fine.
587
00:37:44,550 --> 00:37:47,630
Vinnie's looking after him.
He's safe. They're home.
588
00:37:50,390 --> 00:37:52,350
You wanna buy some chloroform?
589
00:37:53,990 --> 00:37:56,830
# But it's all I've ever known
590
00:37:56,990 --> 00:38:01,750
He's looking after 'em!
# And when I sleep, I sleep alone
591
00:38:05,030 --> 00:38:10,950
# Alone
592
00:38:13,270 --> 00:38:15,230
♪ Alone... ♪
593
00:38:25,910 --> 00:38:27,830
Good evening?
Shit.
594
00:38:29,510 --> 00:38:32,430
You? Terrible.
What happened?
595
00:38:37,150 --> 00:38:39,190
Vinnie. Erin.
596
00:38:40,350 --> 00:38:43,630
Thanks for minding him for me.
Oh, it's my pleasure.
597
00:38:45,830 --> 00:38:48,550
Can we have a minute?
598
00:38:53,110 --> 00:38:55,710
Listen, it's my fault, you know.
I shouldn't have done -
599
00:38:55,870 --> 00:38:58,830
It's not, it's not. It's his,
cos he listens to you.
600
00:39:00,910 --> 00:39:03,190
There's three of us in this.
601
00:39:04,310 --> 00:39:06,230
In this relationship.
Well,
602
00:39:06,390 --> 00:39:08,470
if there is, I'm the one
getting the least sex.
603
00:39:11,270 --> 00:39:13,150
I'm not saying
it's you or me, Vin, OK?
604
00:39:14,390 --> 00:39:16,350
I'll never make that threat.
605
00:39:16,510 --> 00:39:18,510
But one day soon,
I will leave with Tyler,
606
00:39:18,630 --> 00:39:20,550
and I won't be coming back.
607
00:39:21,630 --> 00:39:23,710
And he needs to decide
what life he wants.
608
00:39:32,910 --> 00:39:35,510
I'm glad to see you both awake.
609
00:39:35,670 --> 00:39:38,070
How you feeling? Terrible.
Heartbroken.
610
00:39:39,510 --> 00:39:42,590
Nigel. Never mind bloody Nigel.
611
00:39:42,790 --> 00:39:45,990
Honest to God, he's a bird and he's free now,
so just be happy for him.
612
00:39:46,150 --> 00:39:48,670
Fucking chloroform!
It's his stupid fault!
613
00:39:48,830 --> 00:39:51,270
If he'd let me do the horse,
this wouldn't have happened.
614
00:39:51,430 --> 00:39:53,790
Yeah, it's my fault.
When are they gonna let you out?
615
00:39:53,950 --> 00:39:56,710
A few days. Apparently, it takes
a while to leave the system,
616
00:39:56,870 --> 00:40:00,270
but you know what they say
about convalescence. Fresh air.
617
00:40:00,430 --> 00:40:03,150
Get up.
No, get off! I'm sick! No!
618
00:40:03,270 --> 00:40:05,470
No, don't touch me, I'm sick!
619
00:40:18,950 --> 00:40:21,310
# Big tings running through my mind
620
00:40:21,470 --> 00:40:23,750
# I think know about them
all the time
621
00:40:23,910 --> 00:40:26,350
# I'm gonna do my ting the way
I wanna do it
622
00:40:26,470 --> 00:40:28,510
# And everything will be all right
623
00:40:28,630 --> 00:40:31,390
# Big tings burning up my soul
624
00:40:31,510 --> 00:40:33,910
# I think I'm about to lose control
625
00:40:34,070 --> 00:40:36,550
# Do I tell myself that
I can get through it?
626
00:40:36,670 --> 00:40:38,310
# Maybe I'll never know
627
00:40:39,110 --> 00:40:41,230
# Big tings all in my brain
628
00:40:41,350 --> 00:40:45,150
# Big tings got me again, whoa-oa-oa
629
00:40:46,070 --> 00:40:48,350
# Whoa-oa-oa-oa
630
00:40:49,230 --> 00:40:51,550
# Big tings gonna have their way
631
00:40:51,670 --> 00:40:54,110
# I think about them every day...
632
00:40:59,110 --> 00:41:02,830
Your pony's a cunt.
YOUR pony's a cunt.
633
00:41:03,910 --> 00:41:05,630
# Whoa-oa-oa-oa
634
00:41:05,750 --> 00:41:08,310
♪ Whoa-oa-oa-oa! ♪
635
00:41:09,030 --> 00:41:10,990
Good lad.
636
00:41:15,310 --> 00:41:17,590
Go on, Jim. Vincent O'Neill?
637
00:41:21,630 --> 00:41:26,390
Who's asking? Terence McCann.
Wants to discuss small horses.
638
00:41:27,950 --> 00:41:30,990
You must have the wrong lad.
I don't know what you're talking about.
639
00:41:31,150 --> 00:41:34,550
Have it your way.
A word to the wise...
640
00:41:34,670 --> 00:41:36,430
He's not a man to make an enemy of.
641
00:41:40,910 --> 00:41:45,350
'Sometimes it's only later when you look
back, you realise when the turning point came.
642
00:41:46,430 --> 00:41:48,590
The moment in your life
when everything changed.
643
00:41:49,710 --> 00:41:52,950
For me, for us.
Christ, for all of us.
644
00:41:54,270 --> 00:41:56,710
It was stealing
a blonde Shetland pony
645
00:41:56,830 --> 00:41:58,750
from a xenophobic father.'
646
00:42:08,030 --> 00:42:09,670
One minute you can be there,
647
00:42:09,830 --> 00:42:12,430
It's Big Sandy. What about her?
..next minute, you're gone.
648
00:42:12,590 --> 00:42:14,590
How am I gonna lift her?
I'm on my own today!
649
00:42:14,750 --> 00:42:16,910
Get the fat fuck moved!
..her funeral. On it.
650
00:42:17,070 --> 00:42:19,310
I don't want her beaten up.
Just a straight message.
651
00:42:19,990 --> 00:42:22,910
In the future you'll roll up
a couple of fat ones and...
652
00:42:23,070 --> 00:42:24,950
Where are they?
I don't know. Ow!
653
00:42:26,910 --> 00:42:31,550
What the fuck are you doing down here?
There's been a t-t-tiny hiccup.
654
00:42:35,870 --> 00:42:38,590
# I got so much trouble in my mind
655
00:42:40,310 --> 00:42:42,590
# Give me the strength to carry on
656
00:42:44,350 --> 00:42:46,870
# Give me the strength to carry on
657
00:42:48,510 --> 00:42:51,870
# Cos everything I got
is just about gone
658
00:42:51,990 --> 00:42:54,390
♪ And I...think about it... ♪
659
00:42:54,550 --> 00:42:57,030
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