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I've got somewhere to go. 12 00:02:41,754 --> 00:02:45,474 Nate's roommate took a job in Phoenix so I get his place. 13 00:02:46,554 --> 00:02:48,810 - Okay. - Now who's the slow poke? 14 00:02:48,834 --> 00:02:54,274 I'm... seeing some places over lunch. Catch you later. 15 00:02:59,514 --> 00:03:01,514 Sorry, that was my sister. 16 00:03:02,834 --> 00:03:05,274 Yeah. Yeah, I bet you'd love to. 17 00:03:11,634 --> 00:03:12,914 Jasmine tea? 18 00:03:23,194 --> 00:03:26,394 And that's one Brushed Suede. 19 00:03:27,354 --> 00:03:29,090 You want a cookie with that? 20 00:03:29,114 --> 00:03:32,714 - It's on the house. - Sounds awesome. 21 00:03:38,074 --> 00:03:40,890 - See you tomorrow, JJ. - See you, Lacie. 22 00:03:41,994 --> 00:03:46,456 Oh, I saw your boy in the fire hat just now! So cute! 23 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:48,786 Yeah, he's really something. 24 00:04:35,674 --> 00:04:36,554 Hmm. 25 00:05:13,674 --> 00:05:15,250 Hey, Lacie! 26 00:05:15,274 --> 00:05:18,690 - Bets, it's great to see you! - You too. 27 00:05:30,154 --> 00:05:31,530 How's Pancakes? 28 00:05:31,554 --> 00:05:35,810 He's hilarious. Such a funny cat. Just the best. 29 00:05:39,874 --> 00:05:42,010 - Are you still at Hoddicker? - Mm-hmm. 30 00:05:42,034 --> 00:05:45,130 - Yeah. It's going pretty great. - Good to hear. 31 00:05:45,154 --> 00:05:47,370 - So what brings you back here? - New job, first day. 32 00:05:47,394 --> 00:05:49,890 - First day? - At Blankman-Harper. 33 00:05:49,914 --> 00:05:52,810 Whoa! Top floor! That's... 34 00:05:52,834 --> 00:05:56,194 - Well, good luck. - I know, right? 35 00:05:57,554 --> 00:06:00,650 It's great you're still happy at Hoddicker. 36 00:06:00,674 --> 00:06:02,970 - Well, maybe not forever. - No, not forever. 37 00:06:02,994 --> 00:06:04,690 - But for now... - It's OK for now. 38 00:06:04,714 --> 00:06:08,274 It's great for now, yes. Yes, it is. 39 00:07:05,354 --> 00:07:08,290 Lacie, I got you a smoothie. 40 00:07:08,314 --> 00:07:12,074 Got one for everyone, actually. Still a bunch of them for grabs. 41 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:16,010 They're from the organic stall at the farmers' market. 42 00:07:16,034 --> 00:07:17,514 Sure. Okay. 43 00:07:23,754 --> 00:07:25,834 Mmm! 44 00:07:32,274 --> 00:07:34,274 Thank you. Thank you. 45 00:07:38,714 --> 00:07:40,994 We're kind of not talking to Ches. 46 00:07:42,274 --> 00:07:46,170 - 3.1? What happened? - Him and Gordon split up. 47 00:07:46,194 --> 00:07:47,690 Oh... 48 00:07:47,714 --> 00:07:50,650 - Poor Ches. - No, no, no, we're all on Gordon's side. 49 00:07:50,674 --> 00:07:53,410 Sure! Obviously. 50 00:07:53,434 --> 00:07:57,010 Ches is kissing ass. Trying to scrape himself back. 51 00:07:57,034 --> 00:08:01,490 Of course, if it drops below two-five, then it's... bye-bye. 52 00:08:10,309 --> 00:08:11,929 _ 53 00:08:32,354 --> 00:08:33,810 Hello? 54 00:08:33,834 --> 00:08:36,810 - Yo, they're taking it. - Who? 55 00:08:36,834 --> 00:08:40,130 The couple the landlord sent over. I heard them talking. 56 00:08:40,154 --> 00:08:41,194 Okay. 57 00:08:43,474 --> 00:08:48,290 So, now we move into the light space area. 58 00:08:48,314 --> 00:08:52,250 Ideal for special times with loved ones. 59 00:08:52,274 --> 00:08:56,234 - Great food, great company. - Mm-hmm! 60 00:08:58,634 --> 00:09:01,450 Whoa! 61 00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:03,954 Sampled your photo stream to make her. 62 00:09:05,034 --> 00:09:06,570 Great hair! 63 00:09:06,594 --> 00:09:09,016 Styled free of charge at the members' salon. 64 00:09:10,394 --> 00:09:12,594 Oh, my God. 65 00:09:14,114 --> 00:09:15,890 It's hilarious! 66 00:09:15,914 --> 00:09:18,610 You like him? 67 00:09:18,634 --> 00:09:21,730 - He's okay. - He doesn't come with the apartment. 68 00:09:25,154 --> 00:09:29,050 But there is a bar and restaurant on site, tenants only. 69 00:09:29,074 --> 00:09:33,250 We have unparalleled metrics on romantic geneses. 70 00:09:33,274 --> 00:09:34,370 Uh-huh. 71 00:09:34,394 --> 00:09:38,116 I gotta say, these places are going like "that." 72 00:09:38,141 --> 00:09:42,355 - So don't delay if you're interested. - Oh, I'm more than interested. 73 00:09:42,379 --> 00:09:46,235 Standard occupancy on a minimum six-month contract, 74 00:09:46,259 --> 00:09:49,699 we're talking... this much. 75 00:09:51,259 --> 00:09:53,979 - How often are the payments? - That's weekly. 76 00:09:54,859 --> 00:09:56,395 Okay. 77 00:09:56,419 --> 00:09:58,395 - A little more than expected? - Yeah. 78 00:09:58,420 --> 00:10:00,115 There's options. 79 00:10:00,139 --> 00:10:02,595 You know our Prime Influencers Programme? 80 00:10:02,619 --> 00:10:05,339 - Do I qualify for that? - No. No, you don't. 81 00:10:06,179 --> 00:10:08,539 We'd need you around a 4.5. 82 00:10:09,974 --> 00:10:12,595 4.5? 83 00:10:12,619 --> 00:10:15,779 Hit 4.5 and there's a 20% discount. 84 00:10:19,689 --> 00:10:21,699 - 4.5. - That's right. 85 00:11:16,979 --> 00:11:21,635 Pelican Cove? What is this? A eugenics programme? 86 00:11:21,659 --> 00:11:26,635 - A lifestyle community. - No one is this happy. 87 00:11:26,659 --> 00:11:29,155 A two-year-old with a fucking balloon isn't this happy. 88 00:11:29,179 --> 00:11:32,116 It's actually a pretty cool place. 89 00:11:33,539 --> 00:11:35,979 Like you'd even qualify. 90 00:11:42,539 --> 00:11:44,195 There's nothing I can do, sir. 91 00:11:44,219 --> 00:11:46,715 Well, it's not hopeless, you're clearly a tryer. 92 00:11:46,739 --> 00:11:50,275 That's the sense you get just from... me? 93 00:11:50,299 --> 00:11:52,955 From your rep report analytics. 94 00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:56,595 If we drill down into the numbers, you've got a solid popularity arc here. 95 00:11:56,619 --> 00:12:00,099 Strong overall trajectory. Let's just look at the last 24 hours. 96 00:12:00,909 --> 00:12:01,829 You see, even... 97 00:12:02,459 --> 00:12:06,395 What's that? 8:40 a.m. You're working hard on your socials. 98 00:12:06,419 --> 00:12:08,435 - Great little uptake there. - Okay. 99 00:12:08,459 --> 00:12:11,795 Couple of minor dings there. You cut someone off in traffic? 100 00:12:11,819 --> 00:12:14,715 Oh, just a workplace thing. 101 00:12:14,739 --> 00:12:17,755 Okay. Let's check on your sphere of influence. 102 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,819 Let me zoom out here. 103 00:12:20,643 --> 00:12:24,155 Great peripherals. Strangers like you, that's a plus. 104 00:12:24,179 --> 00:12:28,475 - Healthy inner circle. It's good. - Thank you. 105 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:32,379 There's a ways to go, but 4.5 is certainly achievable. 106 00:12:32,916 --> 00:12:34,292 How long do you think? 107 00:12:34,316 --> 00:12:35,492 - To hit 4.5? - Mm-hmm. 108 00:12:35,516 --> 00:12:37,572 Well, barring a major setback, 109 00:12:37,596 --> 00:12:41,756 a public disgrace kind of deal, I'd say 18 months or so. 110 00:12:42,916 --> 00:12:47,292 Oh, I need more short term. Like... much more. 111 00:12:47,316 --> 00:12:48,596 Then you'll need a boost. 112 00:12:49,476 --> 00:12:51,676 - What kind of a boost? - Well... 113 00:12:53,156 --> 00:12:55,972 Most of your interactions are confined to your inner circle 114 00:12:55,996 --> 00:13:00,492 and they're largely, pardon the term, mid-to low-range folks. 115 00:13:00,516 --> 00:13:01,932 Same with your outer circle. 116 00:13:01,956 --> 00:13:05,212 You've got a ton of reciprocal five stars from service industry workers, 117 00:13:05,236 --> 00:13:07,172 but there's not much else. 118 00:13:07,196 --> 00:13:08,515 At least as far as I can see. 119 00:13:08,540 --> 00:13:11,812 So in terms of quality, you could use a punch up right there. 120 00:13:11,836 --> 00:13:14,996 Ideally, that's up votes from quality people. 121 00:13:16,556 --> 00:13:18,532 - Quality people? - High fours. 122 00:13:18,556 --> 00:13:22,172 Impress those up-scale folks, you'll gain velocity on your arc 123 00:13:22,196 --> 00:13:23,836 and there's your boost. 124 00:13:38,756 --> 00:13:41,396 - Oh, hi, JJ! - Hey, Lacie! 125 00:13:41,996 --> 00:13:43,556 - Keith! Hello. - Lacie! 126 00:13:44,756 --> 00:13:46,756 - You look great today. - Thank you! 127 00:13:47,716 --> 00:13:51,953 - Door won't open. I'm on 2.4. - Sorry, Ches. I'm late. 128 00:13:51,978 --> 00:13:53,898 I just need some stars, please! 129 00:13:55,556 --> 00:13:56,876 Fuck! 130 00:14:05,476 --> 00:14:08,132 - Oh, hi! - Hi! 131 00:14:08,156 --> 00:14:11,492 - How's it going at Blankman? - Just great. 132 00:14:11,516 --> 00:14:16,716 - Well, I bet you work... good there. - Thank you. 133 00:14:21,276 --> 00:14:23,092 Would you like a croissant? 134 00:14:23,116 --> 00:14:25,292 They gave me an extra at the coffee place. 135 00:14:25,316 --> 00:14:28,492 - Oh, no, I already ate. - Okay, sure. All good. Yes. 136 00:14:28,516 --> 00:14:29,756 Yeah. 137 00:14:31,796 --> 00:14:36,452 Well, here's me, so... 138 00:14:44,076 --> 00:14:46,972 Don't try too hard. It's impossible to respect. 139 00:14:46,996 --> 00:14:51,492 High fours can smell it a mile off. Just be you. 140 00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:53,812 Authentic gestures, that's the key. 141 00:14:53,836 --> 00:14:57,276 - That's time up, I'll catch you later. - Oh, could I just ask... 142 00:16:00,436 --> 00:16:04,756 ... "Mr. Rags." 143 00:16:04,781 --> 00:16:07,040 _ 144 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,491 _ 145 00:16:43,756 --> 00:16:45,121 Shit! 146 00:16:54,876 --> 00:16:58,692 - What the fuck is that? - Tapenade. Want some? 147 00:16:58,716 --> 00:17:00,452 Who even are you? 148 00:17:00,476 --> 00:17:03,012 It's just something I wanna eat, Ryan. 149 00:17:07,316 --> 00:17:08,836 Oh, my God. 150 00:17:10,276 --> 00:17:11,996 - What is it? - Naomi! 151 00:17:12,716 --> 00:17:13,796 Shit! 152 00:17:14,516 --> 00:17:19,076 Old school, el perfecto Naomi? You guys keep in contact? 153 00:17:19,636 --> 00:17:22,196 Ryan, just go! Go! 154 00:17:28,076 --> 00:17:32,052 - Oh, my God! - Nay-Nay, how are you? 155 00:17:32,076 --> 00:17:34,452 I was just fixing myself a snack. 156 00:17:34,476 --> 00:17:39,372 Oh, Lace, could I just say I am so happy to see your face? 157 00:17:39,396 --> 00:17:42,212 - Me too. It's been... - Too long. 158 00:17:42,236 --> 00:17:44,203 - Way too long. - And that's my fault. 159 00:17:44,228 --> 00:17:47,092 - No, it's mine. Everything is just so... - Everything's just so... 160 00:17:47,116 --> 00:17:50,452 Crazy! Oh, it's so good to see you. 161 00:17:50,476 --> 00:17:54,012 When you posted that Mr. Rags photo... 162 00:17:54,036 --> 00:17:56,012 I know, Mr. Rags! 163 00:17:56,036 --> 00:17:58,012 I just had to call 164 00:17:58,036 --> 00:18:01,332 and talk to you because... 165 00:18:01,356 --> 00:18:03,332 Whoo-hoo! 166 00:18:05,396 --> 00:18:07,811 Wow! That's a... big ring! 167 00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:12,572 Congratulations! Who's the, um... Paul? 168 00:18:12,596 --> 00:18:16,172 He is great. So smart. Just sweet. 169 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:18,012 I know you're gonna love him. 170 00:18:18,036 --> 00:18:19,172 Uh-huh. 171 00:18:19,196 --> 00:18:20,932 So, anyways, the big day... 172 00:18:20,956 --> 00:18:22,172 Yes, when is it? 173 00:18:22,196 --> 00:18:23,692 So, we're getting married in a month 174 00:18:23,716 --> 00:18:24,852 on his family's estate 175 00:18:24,876 --> 00:18:26,132 up here on the island. 176 00:18:26,156 --> 00:18:28,932 This place outside Port Mary, Honeysuckle. You heard of it? 177 00:18:28,956 --> 00:18:30,012 No, but... 178 00:18:30,036 --> 00:18:31,932 Well, it's a private island. 179 00:18:31,956 --> 00:18:36,252 Take a looooook! 180 00:18:36,276 --> 00:18:38,532 Oh, wow! That is... 181 00:18:38,556 --> 00:18:43,012 I know, right? So... can you make it? 182 00:18:43,036 --> 00:18:45,476 Are you kidding? Of course. 183 00:18:46,116 --> 00:18:48,436 Great, cool, cos I was wondering if... 184 00:18:49,905 --> 00:18:51,956 Lace, do you think... 185 00:18:53,076 --> 00:18:54,476 Would you be my maid of honour? 186 00:18:55,356 --> 00:18:56,463 Seriously? 187 00:18:58,132 --> 00:18:59,212 Oh, my God. 188 00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:06,052 I mean, you've got such cool friends now. Are you sure? 189 00:19:06,076 --> 00:19:10,812 Remember when we used to plan our dream weddings when we were, like, 11? 190 00:19:10,836 --> 00:19:15,451 - I know but we haven't s... - I don't know, just seeing Mr. Rags... 191 00:19:15,476 --> 00:19:19,172 All the memories. It just brought things home. 192 00:19:19,196 --> 00:19:20,332 Oh, Nay-Nay. 193 00:19:20,356 --> 00:19:22,691 I know we haven't kept in touch as much as I'd have liked 194 00:19:22,716 --> 00:19:25,852 and that is totally my fault, but this is a big day. 195 00:19:25,876 --> 00:19:31,572 A big life day and I want my oldest friend with me, my oldest friend. 196 00:19:31,596 --> 00:19:33,356 I want you by my side. 197 00:19:34,436 --> 00:19:37,956 Oh, my God. Thank you. 198 00:19:39,092 --> 00:19:40,932 What do I have to... 199 00:19:40,956 --> 00:19:43,292 Not much to it. A speech, mainly. 200 00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:45,412 Speech? Of course! 201 00:19:45,436 --> 00:19:48,172 Mm-hmm. How big's the crowd? 202 00:19:48,196 --> 00:19:50,692 Oh, my gosh, like... hundreds! 203 00:19:50,716 --> 00:19:54,292 It's a crazy guest list. I'll send it now. 204 00:19:54,316 --> 00:19:57,292 Paul's invited so many, I don't want to call them big deals, 205 00:19:57,316 --> 00:19:59,702 but they're all, like, 4.7 or above. 206 00:20:01,436 --> 00:20:02,716 Uh-huh. 207 00:20:04,076 --> 00:20:08,052 Nay-Nay, I will not let you down. 208 00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:12,212 Don't sweat too much! Just talk about old memories. 209 00:20:12,236 --> 00:20:14,812 - Sure. - How we were, any old things. 210 00:20:14,836 --> 00:20:16,892 - Gotcha. - I'll ping you some anecdotes. 211 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:19,132 - That would be great. - And what's your dress size? 212 00:20:19,156 --> 00:20:20,372 Oh, um... 213 00:20:20,396 --> 00:20:22,532 I'll tell you what, I'll just send you a four. 214 00:20:22,556 --> 00:20:24,892 - Perfect. - We got matching bridesmaids dresses. 215 00:20:24,916 --> 00:20:26,772 Well, anyway... 216 00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:33,107 Love you, Lay. 217 00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:35,852 You too, Nay-Nay! 218 00:20:35,876 --> 00:20:36,676 Oh! 219 00:20:37,556 --> 00:20:38,492 Bye. 220 00:20:44,996 --> 00:20:47,396 What was that? The F-word? 221 00:20:48,516 --> 00:20:50,676 You two pussy pals now? 222 00:20:51,276 --> 00:20:52,692 Shut up. 223 00:20:52,716 --> 00:20:56,052 - She was always mean to you. - No, she wasn't. 224 00:20:56,076 --> 00:20:59,812 - She had that rhyme about you. - That was a game. 225 00:20:59,836 --> 00:21:03,252 - What about when she cut your hair? - I asked her to. 226 00:21:03,276 --> 00:21:04,892 She fucked Greg. 227 00:21:04,916 --> 00:21:09,876 She... did not fuck Greg. 228 00:21:14,956 --> 00:21:16,756 She looked hot. I'll give her that. 229 00:21:23,903 --> 00:21:24,983 Okay. 230 00:21:27,116 --> 00:21:28,476 Impressive. 231 00:21:31,116 --> 00:21:35,932 - Uh-huh. Jesus. Yeah, that'd do it. - Mm-hmm. 232 00:21:37,436 --> 00:21:38,732 Pelican Cove. 233 00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:42,932 Carole, it's Lacie. Saw the place yesterday. I wanna take it. 234 00:21:42,956 --> 00:21:44,772 That's fantastic! 235 00:21:44,796 --> 00:21:48,732 Uh... Oh, I see you're still on a 4.2. Is that, um... 236 00:21:48,756 --> 00:21:52,652 Yep, I'm on it, just gonna transfer the deposit now. 237 00:21:52,676 --> 00:21:54,358 - Well, okay. - Yes! 238 00:21:55,533 --> 00:22:00,356 In this world, we're all so caught up in our own heads. 239 00:22:02,036 --> 00:22:07,436 It's easy to lose sight of what's real. What matters. 240 00:22:09,756 --> 00:22:11,956 But as I stand here today... 241 00:22:12,996 --> 00:22:18,316 seeing the joy Paul has brought to Naomi's life, 242 00:22:20,396 --> 00:22:24,036 I know she's someone who truly matters to me. 243 00:22:26,676 --> 00:22:28,236 Nay-Nay, 244 00:22:28,756 --> 00:22:34,532 the little girl who, when we were just five-years-old in art camp, 245 00:22:34,556 --> 00:22:39,756 started talking to me because she saw I was scared. 246 00:22:41,716 --> 00:22:47,716 The girl who helped me make Mr. Rags. I still have him. 247 00:22:48,996 --> 00:22:50,956 He sits on my desk and... 248 00:22:52,196 --> 00:22:55,676 every day, he reminds me of Nay-Nay. 249 00:22:57,836 --> 00:23:01,436 What she meant to me then and now. 250 00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:06,636 I am so honored to be here 251 00:23:08,076 --> 00:23:13,796 and I wish you all the happiness this stupid world can muster. 252 00:23:16,516 --> 00:23:18,716 I love you, Nay-Nay. 253 00:23:20,516 --> 00:23:21,996 Is the tear too much? 254 00:23:22,956 --> 00:23:25,972 You fucking sociopath. 255 00:23:25,996 --> 00:23:31,052 - Ryan, my car's here. Was it too much? - What, the tear, the photo, Mr. Rags? 256 00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:33,012 I do keep him on my desk. 257 00:23:33,036 --> 00:23:35,932 There's sugary and then there's fucking diabetes. 258 00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:38,812 I just wanna make her happy on her wedding day. 259 00:23:38,836 --> 00:23:41,812 The captive audience of 4-point holies five-starring your ass off, 260 00:23:41,836 --> 00:23:42,972 that's just a bonus. 261 00:23:42,996 --> 00:23:46,332 - Naomi and I were best friends. - Come on... 262 00:23:46,356 --> 00:23:49,292 I wish her well and wanna express it the best I can. 263 00:23:49,316 --> 00:23:51,812 And, yeah, if I nail a speech and get five-starred 264 00:23:51,836 --> 00:23:54,292 by hundreds of primes, so what? It's a win-win. 265 00:23:54,316 --> 00:23:58,577 What are you hoping for? Like, 4.3, 4.4? 266 00:23:58,602 --> 00:24:01,658 Unh-unh. You get points from your gaming buddies. 267 00:24:01,682 --> 00:24:04,338 It's the same thing. Don't shit on me for aiming higher. 268 00:24:04,362 --> 00:24:05,658 Pelican Cove higher? 269 00:24:05,682 --> 00:24:08,578 What's wrong with Pelican Cove? They're great apartments! 270 00:24:08,602 --> 00:24:11,578 They are fake-smile jail cells. 271 00:24:11,602 --> 00:24:13,642 Great. Car cancelled. 272 00:24:13,780 --> 00:24:17,121 And he marked me down so now I have to book another, and I took a ding. 273 00:24:17,196 --> 00:24:20,892 - Great job. - I am sorry, but I miss the normal you. 274 00:24:20,916 --> 00:24:25,012 Before this obsession, when we had conversations, remember? 275 00:24:25,036 --> 00:24:26,092 I need my charger. 276 00:24:26,116 --> 00:24:30,612 This whole ranking thing, just comparing yourself to people who... 277 00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:33,852 - Have you seen my charger? - ...only pretend to be happy. 278 00:24:33,876 --> 00:24:36,636 I said don't borrow this! 279 00:24:37,196 --> 00:24:40,892 High fours like Naomi, I bet they're suicidal on the inside. 280 00:24:40,916 --> 00:24:42,612 My car is here. Again. 281 00:24:42,636 --> 00:24:44,812 Your Pelican Cove deposit, is it refundable? 282 00:24:44,836 --> 00:24:46,292 Like, what if this doesn't work? 283 00:24:46,316 --> 00:24:49,332 - Can't you just stay out of my shit? - You're my sister! 284 00:24:49,356 --> 00:24:52,172 Yes! And if you cared about that, maybe you would've noticed 285 00:24:52,196 --> 00:24:56,116 living with you hasn't been one big rainbow sandwich for me. 286 00:24:57,076 --> 00:24:59,852 Do you know why I never brought any guys back here? 287 00:24:59,876 --> 00:25:03,412 Because I didn't want them to know I was sharing a skanky-ass cave 288 00:25:03,436 --> 00:25:06,476 with Mr. Three Point Fuck. 289 00:25:08,236 --> 00:25:09,916 Good luck with your performance! 290 00:25:40,916 --> 00:25:45,956 Oh, hi, hi! I'm coming. I'm coming. 291 00:25:47,116 --> 00:25:49,492 - Jesus Christ! - Oh, I'm so sorry. 292 00:25:49,516 --> 00:25:51,556 That's great. Just great. 293 00:25:57,956 --> 00:25:59,636 Oh... Hi. 294 00:26:10,116 --> 00:26:12,852 Nay-Nay! 295 00:26:12,876 --> 00:26:14,972 Hey, Lace! Just checking in. 296 00:26:14,996 --> 00:26:18,172 I'm on my way to the airport right now. 297 00:26:18,196 --> 00:26:20,532 Okay, cool, and you're all good for the rehearsal dinner? 298 00:26:20,556 --> 00:26:25,412 Oh, yeah. The flight's, what, an hour? That restaurant looks so cool. 299 00:26:25,436 --> 00:26:29,332 - Uh-huh. And you got the dress okay? - Mm-hmm. In my case. 300 00:26:29,356 --> 00:26:30,692 - I love the pink. - Uh-huh. 301 00:26:30,716 --> 00:26:34,772 So the latest draft of the speech is great. 302 00:26:34,796 --> 00:26:36,812 Going handwritten's so cool. 303 00:26:36,836 --> 00:26:40,452 Those scans of the page, my God, I welled up just at that. 304 00:26:40,476 --> 00:26:43,996 - Oh, thank you! - Um... just one thought. 305 00:26:44,596 --> 00:26:47,132 That whole bit where I help you with the eating disorder thing... 306 00:26:47,156 --> 00:26:49,372 - You think that's a little... - A little over-sharing, yeah. 307 00:26:49,396 --> 00:26:51,412 You're so right. It's gone. 308 00:26:51,436 --> 00:26:54,372 Okay. Cool. Well, I'll see you in a few hours! 309 00:26:54,396 --> 00:26:56,332 ♪ I'm getting married tomorrow ♪ 310 00:27:09,516 --> 00:27:13,201 And here's your tip. Thank you. 311 00:27:16,316 --> 00:27:18,116 Oh, come on. 312 00:27:19,156 --> 00:27:21,596 May I have your attention, please... 313 00:27:29,262 --> 00:27:32,518 - Hi there, how are you doing? - I am wonderful. 314 00:27:35,396 --> 00:27:38,356 I am so sorry, that flight is cancelled. 315 00:27:39,156 --> 00:27:42,796 - No. No, no, no. - Customer incident at the other end. 316 00:27:43,436 --> 00:27:46,252 But... So when is the next flight? 317 00:27:46,276 --> 00:27:49,332 Yeah, they're all kind of full. 318 00:27:49,356 --> 00:27:53,012 Uh... I booked this weeks ago. It's my best friend's wedding. 319 00:27:53,036 --> 00:27:55,172 - I'm sorry. - I have to get there. I have to. 320 00:27:55,196 --> 00:27:57,092 Okay... let's see what we can do. 321 00:27:57,116 --> 00:27:59,156 Thank you. Thank you so much. 322 00:28:06,038 --> 00:28:08,812 I see there's one standby seat on another plane leaving tonight. 323 00:28:08,836 --> 00:28:10,436 Uh... 324 00:28:11,396 --> 00:28:14,092 That's reserved for members of our Prime Flight Programme. 325 00:28:14,116 --> 00:28:16,092 You gotta be a 4.2 or over to qualify. 326 00:28:16,116 --> 00:28:18,452 - Oh, I'm... I'm a 4.2. - Uh-huh. 327 00:28:18,476 --> 00:28:21,807 I'm afraid you're actually a 4.183. 328 00:28:24,756 --> 00:28:27,892 Oh. Well, that's not my fault. Um... 329 00:28:27,916 --> 00:28:30,532 Some woman dinged me down in the... Can't you just... 330 00:28:30,556 --> 00:28:33,052 I'm sorry, it won't let me book it without the correct ranking. 331 00:28:33,076 --> 00:28:35,172 - But it's so close. - There's just nothing I can do. 332 00:28:35,196 --> 00:28:36,932 - Christ, I mean, surely. - I'm gonna have to ask you 333 00:28:36,956 --> 00:28:39,012 to moderate your language there. 334 00:28:39,036 --> 00:28:40,356 Sorry. It's just... 335 00:28:42,316 --> 00:28:46,372 I'm maid of honour. I cannot miss this wedding. 336 00:28:46,396 --> 00:28:49,316 And I am so sorry about that. 337 00:28:52,476 --> 00:28:54,212 - Can you call the supervisor? - I cannot do that. 338 00:28:54,236 --> 00:28:55,852 - Can you just call the supervisor? - I cannot do that. 339 00:28:55,876 --> 00:28:57,772 - Call the fucking supervisor! - Okay, that's profanity. 340 00:28:57,796 --> 00:29:00,452 - We're zero tolerance on profanity. - I'm sorry. It's just... 341 00:29:00,476 --> 00:29:02,772 - I have to serve the next customer. - No, no, no, no. 342 00:29:02,796 --> 00:29:05,972 - Can you step away, ma'am? - God, just fucking help me! 343 00:29:05,996 --> 00:29:07,052 Ooh. 344 00:29:09,076 --> 00:29:10,396 I'm so sorry. 345 00:29:11,196 --> 00:29:15,532 - I've called security. - Oh, no, no, no. Please don't do that. 346 00:29:15,557 --> 00:29:18,872 I'm, uh... five-starring you. Five stars. 347 00:29:18,896 --> 00:29:21,092 - What's the issue here, Hannah? - Intimidation and profanity. 348 00:29:21,116 --> 00:29:23,492 - Oh, no, no. I was not intimidating. - Don't speak, ma'am. 349 00:29:23,516 --> 00:29:25,236 - I was just trying to... - Ma'am. 350 00:29:27,076 --> 00:29:29,892 Okay. So, in order to restore calm, 351 00:29:29,916 --> 00:29:32,212 I'm invoking my authority as airport security 352 00:29:32,236 --> 00:29:35,212 to dock you one full ranking point as a punitive measure. 353 00:29:35,236 --> 00:29:37,132 - This is a temporary measure. - No! 354 00:29:37,156 --> 00:29:38,884 Your score reverts to normal in 24 hours. 355 00:29:38,909 --> 00:29:39,852 No, no, no. But I need it now. 356 00:29:39,876 --> 00:29:43,372 During this period, all down votes are subject to a times two multiplier. 357 00:29:43,396 --> 00:29:44,492 Times two? 358 00:29:44,516 --> 00:29:46,572 We recommend you avoid negative feedback at this time. 359 00:29:46,596 --> 00:29:47,652 I'm on double damage? 360 00:29:47,676 --> 00:29:51,850 Please, remove yourself from the airport immediately. 361 00:30:14,516 --> 00:30:16,092 Okay, well, due to your ranking... 362 00:30:37,996 --> 00:30:40,972 Hi there. Chuck! Great name. 363 00:30:40,996 --> 00:30:43,812 - Thank you. - Hope you're having a great night. 364 00:30:43,836 --> 00:30:46,572 - It's pretty good. - So I need a car. 365 00:30:46,596 --> 00:30:49,732 - You got a vehicle in mind? - Anything, really. 366 00:30:49,756 --> 00:30:52,452 Well, due to your current ranking, 367 00:30:52,476 --> 00:30:55,292 you're restricted to our super saver fleet. 368 00:30:55,316 --> 00:30:58,252 - Yep. That's... Yeah. - I-Cruiser 2? 369 00:30:58,276 --> 00:31:00,276 They still have the 2? 370 00:31:24,036 --> 00:31:27,452 Oh, God. 371 00:31:44,476 --> 00:31:47,052 Oh, come on. 372 00:31:47,076 --> 00:31:48,852 Uh... 373 00:31:52,756 --> 00:31:55,756 Damn it! 374 00:32:17,316 --> 00:32:21,756 The little girl, who when we were both five years old in art camp, 375 00:32:21,876 --> 00:32:25,796 started talking to me because she saw I was scared. 376 00:32:27,316 --> 00:32:30,676 The girl who helped me make Mr. Rags... 377 00:32:33,476 --> 00:32:38,372 Teardrop. Crowd goes wild. You can do this. 378 00:32:44,116 --> 00:32:48,156 - Sorry, okay, I swear I'm on my way. - How far away are you? 379 00:32:48,876 --> 00:32:52,732 Uh... Quite a ways. I missed my flight. 380 00:32:52,756 --> 00:32:55,332 - What? - Well, not missed it but... 381 00:32:55,356 --> 00:32:57,196 So you're not gonna make the rehearsal dinner? 382 00:32:58,236 --> 00:32:59,612 - No. - Lacie! 383 00:32:59,636 --> 00:33:02,476 I am so sorry. It's been... 384 00:33:02,996 --> 00:33:05,492 I got a rental car. I'm driving. 385 00:33:05,516 --> 00:33:09,412 Driving? That's like nine hours. 386 00:33:09,436 --> 00:33:10,812 I'm making good time, 387 00:33:10,836 --> 00:33:14,332 gonna go through the night, make a road trip out of it. 388 00:33:14,356 --> 00:33:15,716 Is everything okay? 389 00:33:16,396 --> 00:33:18,532 I can find a replacement if something's wrong. 390 00:33:18,556 --> 00:33:21,532 No. No. No. I'll be there. I swear on Mr. Rags. 391 00:33:21,556 --> 00:33:23,012 Ha ha ha! 392 00:33:23,036 --> 00:33:25,132 Okay, just drive safe! 393 00:33:25,156 --> 00:33:26,812 You bet. I'll just... 394 00:33:35,876 --> 00:33:37,276 Come on. 395 00:33:39,676 --> 00:33:40,852 Come on. 396 00:33:40,876 --> 00:33:42,156 Please. 397 00:33:48,796 --> 00:33:49,876 Okay. 398 00:34:16,636 --> 00:34:20,252 What do you want? 399 00:34:24,956 --> 00:34:28,916 Oh, shit. 400 00:35:01,076 --> 00:35:03,036 Hi. Sorry. 401 00:35:07,716 --> 00:35:09,876 Your charger doesn't fit my car. 402 00:35:12,276 --> 00:35:15,516 - Don't see those around much these days. - It's a rental. 403 00:35:17,356 --> 00:35:21,556 Ours chargers are Q2Z, yours one's a K1. They didn't give you an adapter? 404 00:35:22,116 --> 00:35:25,316 No. Do you have one? 405 00:35:27,271 --> 00:35:31,132 - Not in here. Ask around. - Thanks, anyway. 406 00:35:31,156 --> 00:35:33,196 You're super helpful. 407 00:35:45,756 --> 00:35:46,996 Two stars?! 408 00:35:48,036 --> 00:35:49,332 Two stars? 409 00:35:49,356 --> 00:35:51,476 Wasn't a meaningful encounter. 410 00:35:55,076 --> 00:35:56,972 Sir, excuse me. 411 00:35:56,996 --> 00:35:58,732 Excuse me, sorry. 412 00:35:58,756 --> 00:36:02,436 Do you have a K1 adapter, by any chance? 413 00:36:03,556 --> 00:36:08,156 Ma'am, how about you, a K1 adapter, perhaps, in the trunk of your car? 414 00:36:09,356 --> 00:36:10,585 Sure. 415 00:36:12,076 --> 00:36:13,156 Great. 416 00:36:13,756 --> 00:36:17,876 Oh, ma'am, hi. Do you have a K1 adapter? 417 00:36:18,436 --> 00:36:21,196 I have a rental car. It's... 418 00:37:06,596 --> 00:37:10,996 - Slow down. Let's give her a ride. - She's, like, 2.8. 419 00:37:12,956 --> 00:37:14,196 Come on! 420 00:37:21,316 --> 00:37:23,036 I didn't even do anything! 421 00:37:43,236 --> 00:37:45,436 You look like you need a ride. 422 00:37:46,676 --> 00:37:48,292 Um... 423 00:37:48,316 --> 00:37:51,116 Actually, I'm okay. 424 00:37:53,716 --> 00:37:58,756 Don't look it. Come on. I don't bite. 425 00:38:01,636 --> 00:38:06,132 Luther, Mrs. Coffee, reds, whiskey. Help yourself. 426 00:38:06,156 --> 00:38:07,996 I'm okay. Thanks. 427 00:38:09,036 --> 00:38:10,492 Where are you headed? 428 00:38:10,516 --> 00:38:15,316 Uh... Just as close as you can get to Port Mary would be great. 429 00:38:24,036 --> 00:38:26,836 Checking my feed for danger signs? 430 00:38:28,996 --> 00:38:33,916 I get it a lot. 1.4 gotta be an antisocial maniac, right? 431 00:38:34,716 --> 00:38:37,252 - You seem... - Normal? 432 00:38:37,276 --> 00:38:39,476 - Yeah. - Thank you. 433 00:38:41,076 --> 00:38:45,556 It took some effort. What happened to you? 434 00:38:46,076 --> 00:38:50,372 I mean, you're a 2.8, but you don't look 2.8. 435 00:38:50,396 --> 00:38:52,052 That's not... This is temporary. 436 00:38:52,076 --> 00:38:54,252 - I'm gonna turn it around. - Uh-huh. 437 00:38:54,276 --> 00:38:57,492 - I'm going to a wedding. Maid of honour. - Nice. 438 00:38:57,516 --> 00:38:59,076 Wanna hear my speech? 439 00:38:59,916 --> 00:39:00,876 No. 440 00:39:04,596 --> 00:39:06,932 So how come you're a 2.8? 441 00:39:06,956 --> 00:39:10,452 Well, I got marked down at the airport for yelling, 442 00:39:10,476 --> 00:39:13,132 and they put me on double damage. 443 00:39:13,156 --> 00:39:16,316 - How did it feel? - Awful. 444 00:39:17,196 --> 00:39:18,636 I meant the yelling. 445 00:39:20,356 --> 00:39:22,556 I don't know. I was mad. 446 00:39:23,436 --> 00:39:25,636 Look at where it got me. 447 00:39:26,916 --> 00:39:30,852 But as long as I get to the wedding, do the speech, 448 00:39:30,876 --> 00:39:33,332 they'll overlook the 2.8. I'm with the bride. 449 00:39:33,356 --> 00:39:35,412 And if I do well, well, they're all high fours 450 00:39:35,436 --> 00:39:36,692 so that velocitates my arc. 451 00:39:36,716 --> 00:39:40,372 And once they lift the point penalty, well, my average goes way up, 452 00:39:40,396 --> 00:39:42,956 and, yeah, it's gonna be okay. 453 00:39:46,196 --> 00:39:48,292 God, you remind me of me. 454 00:39:48,316 --> 00:39:50,756 - Hmm. - Not now. 455 00:39:52,636 --> 00:39:56,316 I was, uh... 4.6 once. 456 00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:01,116 - 4.6? - Used to live for it. 457 00:40:02,396 --> 00:40:04,716 All the work I put in... 458 00:40:07,596 --> 00:40:10,932 Eight years ago, Tom, my husband, got cancer. 459 00:40:10,956 --> 00:40:16,196 It was pancreatic. It was a real bitch. The symptoms showed up late. 460 00:40:17,236 --> 00:40:18,756 I'm so sorry. 461 00:40:19,956 --> 00:40:22,252 You don't know me so you're not really sorry. 462 00:40:22,276 --> 00:40:26,516 You're just mainly awkward cos I have sprung some cancer talk at you. 463 00:40:27,636 --> 00:40:30,132 Anyway, I five-starred every doctor, 464 00:40:30,156 --> 00:40:34,772 every nurse, every high-four consultant that we had. 465 00:40:34,796 --> 00:40:36,612 Ding. Ding. Ding. Thank you so much. 466 00:40:36,636 --> 00:40:39,356 The cancer didn't give a shit. It just kept growing. 467 00:40:40,436 --> 00:40:44,532 A couple of months in, we heard about this experimental treatment. 468 00:40:44,556 --> 00:40:48,236 It was very expensive. It was very exclusive. 469 00:40:49,276 --> 00:40:53,236 I did everything I could to get him a spot there. 470 00:40:54,556 --> 00:40:57,716 Tom was a 4.3. 471 00:40:59,676 --> 00:41:02,196 They gave his bed to a 4.4. 472 00:41:07,196 --> 00:41:11,356 So when he died I thought, fuck it. 473 00:41:13,076 --> 00:41:15,812 I started saying what I wanted, when I wanted. 474 00:41:15,836 --> 00:41:17,316 Just drop it out there. 475 00:41:18,396 --> 00:41:19,876 People don't always like that. 476 00:41:20,836 --> 00:41:24,212 It is incredible how fast you slip off the ladder 477 00:41:24,236 --> 00:41:25,972 when you start doing that. 478 00:41:25,996 --> 00:41:30,516 It turned out a lot of my friends didn't care for honesty. 479 00:41:32,596 --> 00:41:36,892 Treated me like I had taken a shit at their breakfast table. 480 00:41:36,916 --> 00:41:40,972 But, Jesus Christ, it felt good. 481 00:41:40,996 --> 00:41:43,476 Shedding those fuckers. 482 00:41:44,556 --> 00:41:47,236 It was like taking off tight shoes. 483 00:41:47,716 --> 00:41:50,972 - Maybe you should try it? - Oh, come on. 484 00:41:50,996 --> 00:41:52,332 Why not? 485 00:41:52,356 --> 00:41:57,052 I can't just kick off my shoes and walk the earth or whatever. 486 00:41:57,076 --> 00:42:00,436 - You won't know unless you try. - Oh, that's just... 487 00:42:02,796 --> 00:42:05,812 Look, you had something with your life, 488 00:42:05,836 --> 00:42:11,572 real things, good things, and you lost it all, and I'm sorry. 489 00:42:11,596 --> 00:42:16,212 So now you've got nothing left to lose. 490 00:42:16,236 --> 00:42:19,132 But I don't even have the something worth losing, not yet. 491 00:42:19,156 --> 00:42:22,596 You know, I mean, I'm still fighting for that. 492 00:42:24,436 --> 00:42:29,796 - And what is "that"? - I don't know. Enough to be content? 493 00:42:30,876 --> 00:42:36,156 Like, to look around and think, well, I guess I'm okay. 494 00:42:36,916 --> 00:42:41,756 Just to be able to breathe out, not feeling like... like... 495 00:42:43,076 --> 00:42:49,172 Like just... And that is way off, like, way, way off. 496 00:42:49,196 --> 00:42:52,036 And until I get there, I have to play the numbers game. 497 00:42:52,676 --> 00:42:56,836 We all do, that's what we're in. That's how the fucking world works. 498 00:42:58,396 --> 00:43:02,876 Look, maybe you don't remember, you know, you're just too old to get it. 499 00:43:04,956 --> 00:43:06,956 I do not mean that how it sounds. 500 00:43:09,276 --> 00:43:11,996 Don't worry. I'm not voting you down. 501 00:43:36,716 --> 00:43:40,172 - Sweetheart. - What time is it? 502 00:43:40,196 --> 00:43:44,492 I'm heading east from here so I think you need to get yourself another ride. 503 00:43:44,516 --> 00:43:47,652 - Where are we? - About 30 miles from Port Mary. 504 00:43:47,676 --> 00:43:50,972 A lot of buses stop here so you should be fine. 505 00:43:50,996 --> 00:43:54,292 - Well, thank you. - Good luck with your speech. 506 00:43:56,836 --> 00:43:59,692 I put a little something in there for you. 507 00:43:59,716 --> 00:44:03,272 - You did? - Emergency escape hatch! 508 00:44:06,556 --> 00:44:07,476 Bye. 509 00:44:22,236 --> 00:44:25,572 In this world, we're all so caught up... 510 00:44:25,596 --> 00:44:27,812 ...in our own dramas. 511 00:44:27,836 --> 00:44:31,052 - So, Dad was like... - It's easy to forget what matters. 512 00:44:31,076 --> 00:44:32,651 He'd never even heard of the show. 513 00:44:32,675 --> 00:44:34,692 I'm like, "You never heard of Sea of Tranquillity?" 514 00:44:34,716 --> 00:44:37,412 Like, the number-one sci-fi fantasy, 515 00:44:37,436 --> 00:44:39,412 and he's all like, "What the fuck?" Whatever! 516 00:44:39,436 --> 00:44:41,652 I think I'm allergic to this purple. 517 00:44:41,676 --> 00:44:44,972 So I'm like, "Well, I'm going to Tranquillity Con in Port Mary. 518 00:44:44,996 --> 00:44:47,652 That's why I'm dressed like Lieutenant Duster." 519 00:44:47,676 --> 00:44:50,572 He's all like, "Uh... Port Mary is frickin' miles away." 520 00:44:50,596 --> 00:44:51,692 Yadda, yadda, yadda. 521 00:44:51,716 --> 00:44:56,572 He one-stars me. Like, thanks, Dad. 522 00:44:56,596 --> 00:44:59,996 - See you back on there. - Okay. 523 00:45:03,676 --> 00:45:07,652 Are you guys headed to Tranquillity Con? 524 00:45:07,676 --> 00:45:10,692 - You're into Sea of Tranquillity? - Totally. 525 00:45:10,716 --> 00:45:12,292 I was all set to go. 526 00:45:12,316 --> 00:45:18,036 My friend, who is there already, has my costume, but my car broke down. 527 00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:21,396 Well, there's some space in the RV. 528 00:45:30,356 --> 00:45:32,412 - Hi. - Hey! 529 00:45:32,436 --> 00:45:34,572 - You're a Trank head, huh? - Sorry? 530 00:45:34,596 --> 00:45:36,892 Trank head. Sea of Tranquillity fan? 531 00:45:36,916 --> 00:45:40,532 Oh, yeah. We say Tranksters where I'm from. 532 00:45:40,556 --> 00:45:44,172 - Who's your favourite character? - Gotta be Lieutenant Duster. 533 00:45:44,196 --> 00:45:46,012 - She's awesome. - She? 534 00:45:46,036 --> 00:45:48,292 He! I misspoke. 535 00:45:48,316 --> 00:45:51,052 Lieutenant Duster has no fixed gender. 536 00:45:51,076 --> 00:45:54,652 I know, and that's why it's so hard to remember, right? 537 00:45:54,676 --> 00:45:56,692 Excuse me. Gotta get this. 538 00:45:56,716 --> 00:45:59,396 My friend, at the convention. 539 00:46:01,636 --> 00:46:03,532 Hi, Nay! 540 00:46:03,556 --> 00:46:08,892 So, oh, my God, insane night, but I am so close now. 541 00:46:08,916 --> 00:46:10,492 Don't come. 542 00:46:10,516 --> 00:46:14,092 What? No. No. I'm, like, an hour away. 543 00:46:14,116 --> 00:46:16,132 Don't come. I don't want you here. 544 00:46:16,156 --> 00:46:19,732 I don't know what is up with you, but I cannot have a 2.6 at my wedding. 545 00:46:19,756 --> 00:46:23,092 Oh, no, that's temporary! That's temporary. 546 00:46:23,116 --> 00:46:25,412 Well, the wedding's today so... 547 00:46:25,436 --> 00:46:27,972 - But it doesn't change anything. - Lacie... 548 00:46:27,996 --> 00:46:30,172 - I can still do the same speech. - Lacie... 549 00:46:30,196 --> 00:46:33,492 - And there's Mr. Rags! - No! 550 00:46:33,516 --> 00:46:36,172 But... But you invited me. 551 00:46:36,196 --> 00:46:38,852 You've seen the guest list. They are all, like, 4.5 or above. 552 00:46:38,876 --> 00:46:42,292 They are going to freak at a 2.6, and I am not taking that kind of damage, 553 00:46:42,316 --> 00:46:44,956 plus I haven't dipped under a 4.7 in, like, six months. 554 00:46:46,516 --> 00:46:50,012 You said you wanted your oldest friend. 555 00:46:50,036 --> 00:46:53,172 When I asked you to speak, you were a 4.2, okay? 556 00:46:53,196 --> 00:46:56,572 And the authenticity of a vintage bond low four at a gathering of this calibre 557 00:46:56,596 --> 00:46:59,612 played fantastically on all the stimulations we ran. 558 00:46:59,636 --> 00:47:01,892 Forecast was a prestige bounce of 2 minimum. 559 00:47:01,916 --> 00:47:05,492 But now you're a sub three. Sorry. 560 00:47:05,516 --> 00:47:07,212 That just puts the stink on things a little too much. 561 00:47:07,236 --> 00:47:09,412 That just plays badly for us. 562 00:47:09,436 --> 00:47:11,892 So it was just about numbers for you? 563 00:47:11,916 --> 00:47:15,052 Oh, cut the shit! It was numbers for both of us. 564 00:47:15,076 --> 00:47:17,012 You wanted those primo votes, don't deny it. 565 00:47:17,036 --> 00:47:20,092 It's not like you could get them on your own. Let's not kid ourselves. 566 00:47:20,116 --> 00:47:22,532 Oh, I'm... I'm getting those votes. 567 00:47:22,556 --> 00:47:25,892 What? You're just gonna roll up here and make people like you? 568 00:47:25,916 --> 00:47:30,572 - That's right. I'm doing my speech. - No, you're not. 569 00:47:30,596 --> 00:47:35,012 Yes, I am. And they are gonna vote me through the roof when they hear it. 570 00:47:35,036 --> 00:47:40,092 - Weep their fucking eyes out! - Go home! 571 00:47:40,116 --> 00:47:43,132 Hello? 572 00:47:43,156 --> 00:47:45,716 Fuck! 573 00:47:48,436 --> 00:47:51,556 I have never seen your stupid fucking show. 574 00:47:57,316 --> 00:47:59,956 Hope they cancel it! 575 00:48:11,156 --> 00:48:13,556 I need a ride! 576 00:48:16,156 --> 00:48:18,796 Fuck! 577 00:48:22,436 --> 00:48:23,916 Jesus! 578 00:48:39,836 --> 00:48:41,996 Hey! Hey! 579 00:48:42,596 --> 00:48:43,636 Hey! 580 00:48:45,596 --> 00:48:48,052 - Can I borrow your bike? - What? 581 00:48:48,076 --> 00:48:51,252 Can I borrow your bike? 582 00:48:51,276 --> 00:48:56,252 Do you, Naomi Jayne Blestow, take this man to be your husband, 583 00:48:56,276 --> 00:48:59,196 to live together with him in the covenant of marriage? 584 00:49:00,116 --> 00:49:02,212 To love him, comfort him, 585 00:49:02,236 --> 00:49:05,892 honour and keep him, in sickness and in health... 586 00:49:05,916 --> 00:49:09,316 and forsaking all others, be faithful unto him... 587 00:50:14,116 --> 00:50:17,212 To my best mate, Anthony. Let's hear it for him. 588 00:50:18,836 --> 00:50:22,292 You've been there from day one. I love you, man. I appreciate you. 589 00:50:22,316 --> 00:50:25,852 Hilarious speech, by the way. By your standards. 590 00:50:27,196 --> 00:50:30,092 - Pow! Pow! Pow! - Oh! Oh! Oh! 591 00:50:30,116 --> 00:50:33,772 He's still got a few bullets left. Oh, man. 592 00:50:33,796 --> 00:50:35,836 Oh, gosh, well, um... 593 00:50:38,556 --> 00:50:39,996 Shit! 594 00:50:40,556 --> 00:50:44,532 We have so many people to thank. Our beautiful bridesmaids. 595 00:50:44,556 --> 00:50:46,412 But, of course, 596 00:50:46,436 --> 00:50:51,492 my most heartfelt thanks, my warmest thanks, 597 00:50:51,516 --> 00:50:54,796 are to someone who's my best friend, 598 00:50:56,076 --> 00:51:02,972 my lover and now, I'm honoured to say, my wife. 599 00:51:02,996 --> 00:51:05,516 Naomi! 600 00:51:07,756 --> 00:51:12,836 One, two, three! Naomi! 601 00:51:14,316 --> 00:51:17,172 The A Team! 602 00:51:17,196 --> 00:51:18,612 I love you so much, darl. 603 00:51:18,636 --> 00:51:20,212 Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo! 604 00:51:20,236 --> 00:51:22,252 Congratulations, sir. 605 00:51:22,276 --> 00:51:24,132 - Thank you. - No, thank you. 606 00:51:24,156 --> 00:51:26,292 Get over here! 607 00:51:26,316 --> 00:51:27,892 Get your ass over here. 608 00:51:27,916 --> 00:51:30,572 Get in here, big boy. 609 00:51:30,596 --> 00:51:32,636 You're beautiful! 610 00:51:34,596 --> 00:51:37,572 Yeah! Gimme five! Good choice! 611 00:51:37,596 --> 00:51:39,996 You fucking earned it, man. You fucking earned it. 612 00:51:44,396 --> 00:51:46,212 Everybody, hello! 613 00:51:46,236 --> 00:51:48,276 - Oh, my God. - I love you. 614 00:51:52,276 --> 00:51:56,076 Can everyone be quiet for a moment? 615 00:51:58,196 --> 00:51:59,796 Thank you. 616 00:52:01,156 --> 00:52:03,332 - Get rid of her. - That would play awful. 617 00:52:03,356 --> 00:52:04,652 She's a fucking 1.1. 618 00:52:04,676 --> 00:52:10,092 Now for those of you who don't know me, which is... all of you... 619 00:52:10,116 --> 00:52:14,132 my name is Lacie Pound 620 00:52:14,156 --> 00:52:17,996 and, believe it or not, I am one of Naomi's oldest friends. 621 00:52:18,596 --> 00:52:20,716 Hi, Nay-Nay! 622 00:52:21,996 --> 00:52:25,092 It's great to meet you too, Paul. I've heard a lot about you. 623 00:52:25,116 --> 00:52:26,972 He's a pretty big deal, that Paul. 624 00:52:26,996 --> 00:52:29,452 Pretty big deal. 625 00:52:29,476 --> 00:52:33,172 He makes his own tapenade! Yeah. 626 00:52:33,196 --> 00:52:35,196 Uh... 627 00:52:37,476 --> 00:52:39,676 Anyway, um... I... 628 00:52:41,356 --> 00:52:45,812 have looked up to Naomi pretty much my entire life. 629 00:52:45,836 --> 00:52:47,772 We met when we were five years old, 630 00:52:47,796 --> 00:52:51,956 and right up through to our teenage years, we made quite the pair. 631 00:52:52,676 --> 00:52:54,972 We'd talk about all the things girls talk about, 632 00:52:54,996 --> 00:53:01,332 you know, boys, hair, products, uh... more boys. 633 00:53:01,356 --> 00:53:04,972 I mean, I tried sometimes to expand our range a little 634 00:53:04,996 --> 00:53:09,676 and talk about climate change, but she found that kind of boring so... 635 00:53:10,316 --> 00:53:11,732 Go on. 636 00:53:11,756 --> 00:53:14,652 She was probably right. I mean, fuck the planet, right? 637 00:53:14,676 --> 00:53:16,252 Whoo! 638 00:53:16,276 --> 00:53:20,772 Yes, thank you! Come on. Let's have a little fun here. 639 00:53:20,796 --> 00:53:23,372 You know, fuck the planet! 640 00:53:23,396 --> 00:53:25,852 Fuck the planet! 641 00:53:28,676 --> 00:53:30,636 Anyway... 642 00:53:31,716 --> 00:53:38,732 I... looked up to Naomi pretty much my entire life, 643 00:53:38,756 --> 00:53:44,036 which meant she was looking down on me. 644 00:53:44,916 --> 00:53:47,932 Always with a smile though. 645 00:53:47,956 --> 00:53:52,572 In high school, she was my shoulder to cry on. 646 00:53:52,596 --> 00:53:57,932 She seemed to enjoy that. Guys and me never worked out. 647 00:53:57,956 --> 00:54:02,516 They'd see Naomi and just... Whoo! You know, that was it. 648 00:54:03,396 --> 00:54:09,292 She had this tight ass, 649 00:54:09,316 --> 00:54:12,492 like two fists. 650 00:54:12,516 --> 00:54:14,252 Uh-huh. 651 00:54:14,276 --> 00:54:17,372 I was all like... 652 00:54:20,956 --> 00:54:23,492 I was like... 653 00:54:23,516 --> 00:54:25,356 through the hallways in high school. 654 00:54:43,756 --> 00:54:45,476 And she was there for me. 655 00:54:47,916 --> 00:54:49,356 Holding my hair back... 656 00:54:50,996 --> 00:54:56,236 as I knelt, vomiting, in front of the crapper. 657 00:55:00,836 --> 00:55:04,316 Thank you for that, Naomi. 658 00:55:07,356 --> 00:55:09,236 I always wished I was you. 659 00:55:11,516 --> 00:55:12,796 And... 660 00:55:13,756 --> 00:55:16,116 I guess that's why you kept me around so long? 661 00:55:19,316 --> 00:55:22,332 Until you got your new job 662 00:55:22,356 --> 00:55:27,316 and your fancy new friends. 663 00:55:29,276 --> 00:55:31,692 And that... 664 00:55:33,596 --> 00:55:36,716 ...fucking... jackhole! 665 00:55:37,636 --> 00:55:41,052 And you didn't need me. You probably got another me. 666 00:55:41,076 --> 00:55:46,492 Guess there's some other "yeth Beth" you moved on to like a succubus. 667 00:55:46,516 --> 00:55:49,276 I'm getting to Mr. Rags, okay? Jesus! 668 00:55:50,116 --> 00:55:53,036 Stay back. 669 00:55:54,516 --> 00:55:57,572 Stay the fuck back! I'll kill him! 670 00:55:57,596 --> 00:55:59,492 I'll cut his head off and stick it up my ass! 671 00:56:01,836 --> 00:56:04,332 Time's nearly up! 672 00:56:04,356 --> 00:56:05,532 - Hey! Calm down. - I... 673 00:56:05,556 --> 00:56:10,612 I just wanted to say, in this world so caught up in our own shit, 674 00:56:10,636 --> 00:56:14,036 - let's not forget what matters. - It's okay. It's okay. 675 00:56:14,716 --> 00:56:20,596 Happiness, fucking Paul and Naomi, and she's... 676 00:56:21,076 --> 00:56:25,196 She... She fucked Greg! 677 00:56:26,956 --> 00:56:28,716 I know she did. 678 00:56:29,796 --> 00:56:32,732 - I know you did. - No... 679 00:56:32,756 --> 00:56:35,092 Don't even try to deny... 680 00:56:37,516 --> 00:56:42,932 The little girl who, when we were just five-years-old in art camp, 681 00:56:42,956 --> 00:56:46,636 started talking to me because she saw I was scared 682 00:56:47,316 --> 00:56:49,812 and helped me make Mr. Rags. 683 00:56:49,836 --> 00:56:55,412 He reminds me of you and what you meant to me then! 684 00:56:55,436 --> 00:56:58,996 And I'm so honoured to be here to see this shit! 685 00:56:59,916 --> 00:57:05,116 I love you, Nay-Nay! I've always loved you! 686 00:57:06,156 --> 00:57:08,476 I love you! 687 00:59:53,676 --> 00:59:55,532 What the fuck are you looking at? 688 00:59:55,556 --> 00:59:57,596 Just what I was wondering. 689 00:59:57,918 --> 00:59:58,638 Well... 690 01:00:00,581 --> 01:00:01,501 Don't! 691 01:00:02,516 --> 01:00:05,532 Don't? Don't wonder? 692 01:00:05,556 --> 01:00:06,716 Uh-huh. 693 01:00:07,316 --> 01:00:09,641 It would be a dull world without wonder. 694 01:00:09,666 --> 01:00:12,460 I don't give a shit about your world. 695 01:00:13,276 --> 01:00:15,196 I don't like your brassiere. 696 01:00:18,596 --> 01:00:20,076 I don't like your moustache. 697 01:00:21,476 --> 01:00:23,332 I don't like your aura. 698 01:00:23,356 --> 01:00:25,596 - My aura? - Yeah. 699 01:00:27,316 --> 01:00:31,172 I don't like your... head. 700 01:00:31,196 --> 01:00:33,932 Your entire head is just ridiculous to me. 701 01:00:33,956 --> 01:00:35,172 Really? 702 01:00:35,196 --> 01:00:41,052 You look like an alcoholic former weatherman. 703 01:00:41,076 --> 01:00:43,612 You sound like a lost little lamb 704 01:00:43,636 --> 01:00:46,116 that just got told there's no Santa Claus. 705 01:00:47,356 --> 01:00:50,132 What sort of cartoon character did your mum have to fuck 706 01:00:50,156 --> 01:00:51,812 to brew you up in the womb? 707 01:00:51,836 --> 01:00:53,572 At least I look like I was born, 708 01:00:53,596 --> 01:00:58,132 not shit out by some tormented cow creature in an underground lab. 709 01:00:58,156 --> 01:00:59,892 You got tossed out of that lab. 710 01:00:59,916 --> 01:01:02,452 - Oh, yeah? - Oh, yeah, flushed out. 711 01:01:02,476 --> 01:01:05,372 - Ooh! - In the trash! 712 01:01:05,396 --> 01:01:09,012 - Your face is a fucking... - Fucking. 713 01:01:09,036 --> 01:01:12,972 Fucking biological car crash 714 01:01:12,996 --> 01:01:15,052 that made Picasso screw his eyes up and say, 715 01:01:15,076 --> 01:01:16,612 "Well, that just don't make sense." 716 01:01:18,436 --> 01:01:21,092 - You're a fucking asshole. - Fuck you! 717 01:01:21,116 --> 01:01:23,938 - Fuck you next Wednesday. - Fuck you for Christmas! 718 01:01:23,963 --> 01:01:28,803 - Fuck you! - Fuck you! 719 01:01:32,446 --> 01:01:38,525 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - ... www.MY-SUBS.com ... 54918

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