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-[line rings]
-AUTOMATED VOICE: You have
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reached
the voice-mail box of...
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-CHIP: Chip from Baskets.
-At the tone,
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-please record
your voice message.
-[beep]
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Hey, Chip. It's Martha.
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Um, I've called a few timesand, uh, didn't leave a message.
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Um, are you mad at me?
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I'm not sure
what happened, but, um...
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but I apologize
if I did anything.
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Um, I heard that
the rodeo's shutting down,
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and so maybe
you just need some space,
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um, or maybe you need
to talk to somebody,
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and if that's, uh, the case,
uh, just give me a jangle.
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-Um...
-[line beeps]
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Oh.
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Did I tell you
the cats really missed you?
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'Cause Ronald Reagan,
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I found him sleeping
in your undies drawer.
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[sighs]:
Oh.
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Ah, I'm just glad that
the carpet emergency is over.
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I am, too, honey,
and you did really good.
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I'm really proud of you,
but I really missed you.
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[chuckles softly]
Thanks.
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-We sure about this move, baby?-Oh, honey, yeah.
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You know,I never really liked this place.
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Well, I will call the broker
and see if I can list it.
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Oh, please do, and find out whatkind of beat we're gonna take
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on that damn equity thing.
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-[ringtone playing]
-[groans]
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Who wants what? Oh, God.
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Hey, Martha.
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Hey, Mrs. Baskets.
Have you heard from Chip?
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No. You know, honey,
he's a brooder.
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You got to give him time.
He'll come around.
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Are you sure he's not upset
about losing the rodeo?
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We're all upset, honey.
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It worked out the way it did,
and you have to live with it.
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He'll come around.
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But I've got some exciting news:Ken and I are moving to Denver.
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Wow. This is a lot
of info to process.
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Well, you're telling me.
I'm a California girl
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going to a cold climate andI don't even have a winter coat.
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Oh. Hi, Susan.
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Susan's here. You know, that catreminds me of you, Martha.
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Hey, Martha,
where could I get a good coat?
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Um, I think
Burlington Coat Factory
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is known for their coats.
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Oh, that's so perfect.
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Martha, I'm gonna miss you
and all the kids.
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But I guess you have
your own lives now,
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but I hope we stay in touch.
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Well, do you want to, like,
exchange addresses
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and be pen pals or something?
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No, honey,
there's no writing letters.
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Take a flight.
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Get one of those
cheapie airline flights
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like on Southwest or Spirit.
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-Um, yeah,
I don't really like South...
-I love you, Martha.
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Hang in there.
Chip will come around.
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-Bye, honey.
-[line clicks]
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Uhp, she hung up.
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[sighs]
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♪
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Hi.
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Chip, I heard about the rodeo
and your mom moving away.
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It sounds like a lot.
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I think maybe you're annoyed
with me 'cause I asked
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if you were mad at me,
but I brought you something.
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It's kind of an olive branch.
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Hello. Can I help you?
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Hang on, Chip.
I've got a situation.
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Hi.
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Were you here
to see the place, or...?
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Kind of.
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[alarm beeps quietly]
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Wow, he decorated.
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Oh, the-the apartment's forsale, so the furniture is fake.
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-But...
-Well, it looks real.
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-Wait, he moved out?
-Yeah, I know, right?
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He's never gonna walk
to the bullet train station.
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Well, did he leave aforwarding address or anything?
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I believe he did.
I can look it up.
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Okay.
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Um, do you want a hat rack?
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That's okay.
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I'll look the address up.
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♪
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[blows softly]
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[water trickling]
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TAMMY:
There's nothing like it,
is there?
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I mean, it's so peaceful.
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And we're growing everything
for ourselves.
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Oh, and look, that's a loquat.
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Looks like a large kumquat.
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Yeah, but it's a loquat.
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What do they taste like?
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Like, um, a kiwi.
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Or kind of like kumquat.
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♪
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MARTHA:
Sorry to bother you.
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TAMMY:
Oh, it's no bother at all.
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I was just out backpicking these fabulous tomatoes.
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You really ought to try one.
They are incredible.
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No, thanks, Tammy.
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Um, I'm looking for Chip.
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Really?
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And why is that?
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Um, a lot of reasons.
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I don't know exactly, um...
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I think I do.
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You're worried about him
and you care about him.
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Is he here?
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I'm not at liberty to say.
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But I can tell you
that he's finally serious
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about working on himself.
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Well, I really want
to speak to him.
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Did he contact you?
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No.
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Martha, have you considered
that you might be
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overidentified with Chip
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and that you're sublimating
your own issues
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by coming out here to save him?
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[Tammy sighs]
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He really needs
to go through this on his own,
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and it's best
that you leave him alone.
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Dear...
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...go home.
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[door opens]
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[sighs]
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[door closes]
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Dale? Dale?
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Dale, is that you--
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Sorry.
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Excuse me, sir.
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Sir, do you know Dale?
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You IRS?
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No, sir, I'm just looking
for Dale Baskets.
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I thought I smelled
a nice perfume
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wafting through the RV park.
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What is that, Lady Old Spice?
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Dale, something serious
is going on.
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Martha, is this
a ploy of some sort?
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Do you still have
feelings for me?
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[groans]
Not now.
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-Can we talk?
-Okay.
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Well, it sounds like
she's brainwashing him.
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MARTHA:
Well, not exactly.
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I mean,
it's supposed to help him.
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She's helped a lot of people.
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You just give her
a few thousand dollars
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and move into her compound,
and then...
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Uh, you give her
a few thousand dollars
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and move into her compound?
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-Just a few, huh?
-He's in a cult, Martha.
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He's in a cult.
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He may be one of 100 husbands
to this woman right now.
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That's right. Or even
if he's the fifth husband,
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-I have a problem with that.
-MARTHA: Oh, my God.
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This is crazy.What are we gonna do about Chip?
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-We can lure him out.
-Wait, how will we do that?
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Sugar cubes.
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For Chip?
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Sugar activates theopiate receptors in your brain.
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People can't resist it.
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That's why women eat so much
chocolate on their periods.
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Anything he likes, what do you
know that he is very fond of?
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-[fly buzzes]
-[clattering]
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Okay. I think I know
what he likes.
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[piano playing gentle melody]
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PENELOPE:
♪ You know me♪
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♪ Oh, you know me♪
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♪ You know me♪
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♪ Too well♪
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♪ But if all those petty fears♪
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♪ Make every woman blind♪
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♪ Every woman♪
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♪ Blind.♪
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[music stops]
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[muffled]:
Hey, Penelope. Sounds good.
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PENELOPE:
Martha.
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-I love your style.
-Oh, thanks, Penelope.
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-You don't want any tea?
-Oh, no, thanks.
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I stopped at Starbucksfour times on the way down here,
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so I'm kind of jacked.
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Okay.
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Um, I can't believe
Chip is in a cult.
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-Yeah.
-It doesn't
sound like him at all.
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And I wonder if it's not just
a performance or something,
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like, a clowning, you know?
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Um, I don't know.
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Uh, the last I heard,
he gave up "clooning."
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Oh.
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Well, so, what can I do?
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PENELOPE:
Chip.
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Penelope,
what are you doing here?
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What are you doing here?
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How are you?
I tried calling.
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Oh, I threw out my cell phone.
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-Oh.
-Yeah.
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Nice. Are you a farmer now?
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I mean, what are you doing?
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Well, I'm just, you know,
I'm just trying to...
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refocus my brain, in a way.
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Um, I... I'm medit--
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-I know it sounds ridiculous
coming from me.
-No, no.
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But I'm med-- I'm meditating,
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and, yeah, it's silly,
but it seems to-- I like it.
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I do.
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-What happened to your clowning?-[insect buzzes]
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You always said I was
a bad clown. Is that a bee?
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[laughing]
No.
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-Did I miss it?
-Look.
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You're funny. You're a clown,
whatever you do.
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TAMMY:
Penelope.
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Penelope, Chip is healing here.
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I think it's time for you to go.
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Oh, really?
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Um, yes, I just wanted
to show him something
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that I bought for him.
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Okay.
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You want to-- I'll show you.
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Okay, sure, sure, yeah.
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It's a beautiful place here.
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-Yeah, she's had it
for a, for a while.
-Oh.
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-I'm sorry, Chip.
-What is this?
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I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
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What's going on?!
Let go of me!
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-I'm so sorry, so sorry.
-Penelope, what's going on?!
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Martha, is that you?! Martha!
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-Dale, I can smell your cologne!-DALE: Shut up, sissy!
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-[gunshot]
-[Martha screams]
-DALE: Oh, stray bullet!
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-Martha!
-In the van! Get in the van!
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-M-Martha's on the ground!
-She's fine.
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-Go, guys!
-Martha.
-[engine starts]
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DALE:
Go, go, go!
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[Dale laughing]
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[shouting in French]
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Oh. Are you okay?
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[saw buzzing]
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MRS. BASKETS:
Martha.
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-What happened?
-Hi, Mrs. Baskets.
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I brought you some flowers.
They say it cheers people up.
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I don't like 'em myself, but...
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-Well, thanks.
-[sighs]
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Hey, um, I'm really sorry
about Chip.
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What about Chip?
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Well, all the stuff with Tammy.
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Tammy? W-What?
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Um, I introduced Chip
to my life coach.
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You know, like, haven't you
noticed a difference in me?
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Well, I thought
it would help Chip, too.
252
00:12:09,641 --> 00:12:12,906
I introduced them, and then
he just took it a lot farther
253
00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:16,170
than I thought he would
and moved up there
254
00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:19,782
and paid her a bunch of money
to pick vegetables
255
00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,784
and he sold his condo.
256
00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:23,264
[groans]:
Oh.
257
00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:25,788
[breathes deeply]
258
00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:27,050
[mutters softly]
259
00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:31,838
I got to sit down.
260
00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:34,928
[sighs]:
Oh.
261
00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:37,234
Sold the condo?
262
00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:41,673
That kid.
263
00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:42,805
[clicks tongue]
264
00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:44,328
[sighs]
265
00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:51,379
-DALE: Hey, mama.
-MRS. BASKETS: Hey, honey.
266
00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:53,511
-How is he?-Well, I had to lock his ass up.
267
00:12:53,555 --> 00:12:55,818
He's a danger to himself
and society.
268
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,689
KEN:
Are you okay?
269
00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:01,302
Yeah.
270
00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:05,480
Chip?
271
00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:10,137
-Chip?
-[goat bleats]
272
00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:13,923
Oh, Lord, Lord, Lord.
273
00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:17,274
Mom, finally you're here.
274
00:13:17,318 --> 00:13:20,103
-Listen, I-I'm not in a cult.
-[goat bleats]
275
00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:22,845
I-I-I don't need this. Okay?
276
00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:24,847
And-and how's Martha,
by the way?
277
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:27,763
It's worse than I thought.
278
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,765
What is?
279
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,202
-Honey, are you even in there?
-What?
280
00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:34,901
What did they give you?
Cough syrup?
281
00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:38,121
Some sort of s-special syrup?
282
00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:41,124
Some sort of breakfast
with stuff in it?
283
00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:43,083
Are you done with
your line of questioning?
284
00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:45,433
Well, honey, I'm just trying
to get to the bottom
285
00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:46,869
of what happened to my son Chip.
286
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:48,915
He's right here,
but I happen to be
287
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:50,960
-in a freaking goat prison!
-[goat bleats]
288
00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:54,311
Honey, is this all
because of Sacramento?
289
00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:57,575
-Are you mad about that?
-No, I'm just...
290
00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:59,926
I'm trying to do something
different, Mom, okay?
291
00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:03,016
And I'm just, you know, trying
to find out who I really am.
292
00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:06,106
You're Chip Baskets.
293
00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:08,021
Chip Baskets.
294
00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:10,066
Now stop being so ridiculous.
295
00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:12,155
My...
296
00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:14,114
Mom, my-my feelings
are not ridiculous.
297
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:16,333
When you went to sell the rodeowithout even consulting me,
298
00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:19,249
I felt erased.
I'm not an extension of you.
299
00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:22,035
Is this you talkingor is this that Tiffany talking?
300
00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:23,732
Her name is Tammy.
301
00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:25,734
Is this Tammy talking
or you talking?
302
00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:28,128
It's me talking, Mom.
303
00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:31,044
Where is she, Chip?
I need an address.
304
00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:32,306
I don't...
305
00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:35,135
Mom, do not talk to her.
306
00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:37,398
Mom, please.
307
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:38,703
Where is she?
308
00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:41,837
-Do not talk to her.
-I'll find her.
309
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,099
-I will.
-Mom. Mom.
310
00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:46,015
I'm gonna find her. I-I will...
311
00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:48,409
Chip. Chip.
312
00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:50,759
It's a good thing
you are locked up.
313
00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:54,371
Grabbing your mother!
314
00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:57,592
[goat bleats]
315
00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:03,163
Okay, this is
the hole in one, girls.
316
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:05,992
-[laughing]
-Don't you doubt me.
317
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:07,994
[laughs]
318
00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:10,083
[vehicle whirring in distance]
319
00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:12,085
What's that?
320
00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:16,959
Can you please get off
the center of the fairway?
321
00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:19,527
MAN: Ladies, can we get
this show on the road?
322
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:21,572
Well, I would love to,
but there seems to be
323
00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:24,053
some kind of commotion
on the green.
324
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:26,795
-See?
-Move!
325
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:29,580
What have you done to my son?
326
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:31,147
Oh, no.
327
00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:33,976
You're stopping up
the whole golf course.
328
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,195
Well, it's her fault!
329
00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:37,849
She brainwashed my son,
330
00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:40,330
and I'm not leaving here
till I get some answers.
331
00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:42,854
It's okay, everybody.
I've got this under control.
332
00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:45,031
Know what?
We're just gonna go on ahead.
333
00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:46,249
-Excuse me.
-[sighs]
334
00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:48,469
Enjoy your soap opera.
335
00:15:48,512 --> 00:15:51,124
You must be Christine Baskets.
336
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:55,128
You're exactly the way
Chip described you.
337
00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:58,261
Well, I'm really sorry, but
I have no idea where Chip is.
338
00:15:58,305 --> 00:16:01,482
He walked away from my house andhe hasn't contacted me since.
339
00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:06,269
Well, you're responsible
for whatever happens to Chip.
340
00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:08,663
Chip is his own person.
341
00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:10,186
He's making his own choices,
342
00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:12,841
and frankly they're
very good ones right now.
343
00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:15,148
So if you hear from him
or you see him,
344
00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:17,411
just tell him that
I'd love for him to come back.
345
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:21,067
The door is open.
For you, too, by the way.
346
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:24,026
Ha! Good one.
347
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:26,246
Is that how she got you ladies?
348
00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:28,422
Are you part of the cult?
349
00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:30,598
Are you in a trance right now?
350
00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:33,122
-[chuckles]
-Mm.
351
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:35,081
They look really out of it.
352
00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:37,300
Christine...
353
00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:41,174
do you really want Chip
living at home with you
354
00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:43,393
for the rest of his life?
355
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:47,267
He wants to improve himself
if you'll let him.
356
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:49,051
I did let him improve himself.
357
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:53,055
I gave him the money for
the down payment on the condo.
358
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:55,840
Where do you think he got
the money that he gave you?
359
00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:57,059
It was from me.
360
00:16:57,103 --> 00:17:01,107
And that wasn't his money
to give to some charlatan.
361
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:04,893
He likes what I have to offer.
A lot of people do.
362
00:17:04,936 --> 00:17:07,504
He likes shiny things.
363
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:09,985
Well, he signed a contract
with us.
364
00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:14,294
-Do you want to be his mommy?
-No.
365
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:18,080
No. I'm his mommy.
He's already got one.
366
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:20,430
And you're gonna do him
more damage
367
00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:23,259
day after day after day.
368
00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:26,175
-Mm-hmm.
-I can see it in your eyes.
369
00:17:30,397 --> 00:17:32,094
♪
370
00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:38,100
-[lock clicking]
-Oh.
371
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:39,275
What's going on?
372
00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:40,711
-Get over here.
-What?
373
00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:42,104
-I want to spank you!
-Mom!
374
00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:43,540
-What are you doing? Ow!
-[muttering]
375
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:45,325
-I am so mad at you!
-Ow!
-[goat bleats]
376
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:48,502
-Mom, what are you-- Stop!
-Why would you give that woman
all that money?!
377
00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:52,375
It's my money.
I can do what I want, Mom.
378
00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,725
My buttocks is killing me.
379
00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:58,555
For God's sakes, this woman
doesn't care about you.
380
00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:02,255
She's taking advantage
of a vulnerable person.
381
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:06,172
-[sighs]
-You know, sometimes I think
you just wantto fail at life.
382
00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:09,000
Oh, really? Like I, like I
f-failed at-at clown college
383
00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:10,698
and I fail at the rodeo?
384
00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:12,526
Oh, God.
385
00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:14,354
Well, you got to go
to clown college.
386
00:18:14,397 --> 00:18:16,269
You got a rodeo.
387
00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:20,360
Or-or-or maybe
my-my-my marriage failed
388
00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:22,362
because of me?
389
00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:26,757
Another woman who was trying
to take advantage of you.
390
00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:29,499
Do you think she loved you?
391
00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:32,415
I mean, she was a lovely personand very beautiful,
392
00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:36,724
talented and all the rest,
but...
393
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:38,856
I don't think
she cared about you.
394
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:41,076
Mom...
395
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,732
you need to accept the fact
that you...
396
00:18:44,775 --> 00:18:47,256
you don't always know
what's best for me.
397
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:50,303
Ever since Dad died,
you've been trying to fix me.
398
00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:53,306
You know who
you should've fixed? Dad.
399
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:55,569
-But I mean fixed down here.
You know what I mean?
-Oh...
400
00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:57,440
'Cause that way, you-you guys
would've never had me
401
00:18:57,484 --> 00:18:59,573
and what's-his-face.
402
00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:02,184
Dale. [exhales]
403
00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:04,665
[sighs]
404
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,710
♪
405
00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:11,237
I'm sorry, Chip.
406
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:14,762
I'm sorry, 'cause
when your dad died,
407
00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:19,245
I was just trying to protect youfrom all the pain.
408
00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:21,682
Maybe I wastrying to fix you.
I don't know.
409
00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:25,381
Or maybe I was just trying
to feel better myself.
410
00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:28,428
I know this:
411
00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:32,083
that those people
don't care about you.
412
00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:35,261
They're not your family.
[sighs]
413
00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:43,399
Wonder where that goat went.
414
00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:48,709
-[goat bleats]
-Oh, there's that old goat.
415
00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:50,450
-[chuckles]
-He's up to mischief. [laughs]
416
00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:52,452
Ah, they say they'll eat
anything, won't they?
417
00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:54,323
-Yeah, they'll eat anything.
-[chuckles]
418
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:55,846
You know, Dale,
that's pretty nice,
419
00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:58,371
the way you went so far out
for your brother.
420
00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:00,242
Sometimes you go
a little too far,
421
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,810
-but it's really nice.
-[quietly]: Well...
422
00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:05,378
You're a really good brother,
you know that?
423
00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:09,251
Well, don't try to butter me uptoo much, Ken. [chuckles]
424
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,122
[sniffs]
425
00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:15,301
-You ever had goat's milk?
-On my cereal.
426
00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:16,867
Oh.
427
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,088
I once drank it
straight from the teat
428
00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:22,395
at my Aunt Helen's house
when I was a kid.
429
00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:27,269
MRS. BASKETS:
I love you, Chip.
430
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:31,839
And I have spent the majority
of my life trying to help you.
431
00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:34,320
You're my precious boy.
432
00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:41,196
Yeah, well, that's just it, Mom.I'm not, I'm not a boy.
433
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,154
I'm a grown-up.
434
00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:46,157
And I'm a clown, you know?
435
00:20:46,201 --> 00:20:50,292
And when I clown, sometimes
I fall and slip on a banana.
436
00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:53,295
And I get back up, and,
you know, I step on a rake,
437
00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:55,297
and it hits me in the face.
438
00:20:55,341 --> 00:21:00,389
But I get up again,
just like I do as a grown-up.
439
00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:03,479
I just want you to treat me...
440
00:21:06,395 --> 00:21:08,179
...like an adult.
441
00:21:08,223 --> 00:21:10,530
And I'll do the same for you.
442
00:21:10,573 --> 00:21:14,098
Well, you can't
give that woman that money.
443
00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:16,666
I know.
444
00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:20,191
Sorry about grabbing
your... your outfit earlier.
445
00:21:20,235 --> 00:21:22,455
♪
446
00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:25,458
Well, it's pretty strong.
447
00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:27,373
And I'm sorry about
spanking you.
448
00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:30,985
I'm sure I'm gonna have welts
in my left buttocks cheek.
449
00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:33,335
Well, you're all
grown up now, so...
450
00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:35,076
take care of those welts.
451
00:21:41,778 --> 00:21:43,171
[TV playing quietly]
452
00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:44,738
Hey, I'm looking
for Martha Brooks.
453
00:21:44,781 --> 00:21:46,566
-Oh, hey, Chip.
-[TV volume decreases]
454
00:21:46,609 --> 00:21:47,958
Got you these.
Where would you like them?
455
00:21:48,002 --> 00:21:51,222
Oh, wow.
Um, well, actually...
456
00:21:51,266 --> 00:21:53,573
-I'll put-- you want me
to put them over here?
-Yeah.
457
00:21:53,616 --> 00:21:55,401
Mm-hmm.
458
00:21:56,445 --> 00:21:58,839
[balloons pop]
459
00:21:58,882 --> 00:22:01,015
How's your arm?
460
00:22:01,058 --> 00:22:03,191
It still works.
461
00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:07,630
You know, that cast
saved your arm's life.
462
00:22:07,674 --> 00:22:10,372
Yeah, I guess
carpal tunnel has its perks.
463
00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:11,982
[smacks lips]
464
00:22:12,026 --> 00:22:13,897
[monitor beeping steadily]
465
00:22:15,899 --> 00:22:20,295
Um... I'm really sorry about
all that stuff with Tammy
466
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,863
and Dale and...
all the roughhousing.
467
00:22:22,906 --> 00:22:25,082
Just got out of hand.
468
00:22:25,126 --> 00:22:28,434
I, uh... uh, maybe I got
out of hand, too, you know?
469
00:22:28,477 --> 00:22:30,566
There's just...
470
00:22:30,610 --> 00:22:32,612
just a lot of changes.
471
00:22:32,655 --> 00:22:34,614
Mom's moving to Denver.
472
00:22:34,657 --> 00:22:36,529
You're not moving to Denver,
are you?
473
00:22:36,572 --> 00:22:39,706
Mm-mm. No.
I have no reason to.
474
00:22:41,708 --> 00:22:43,840
Okay, well,
thanks for coming, Chip,
475
00:22:43,884 --> 00:22:46,103
but I was watching
Judge Joe Brown
476
00:22:46,147 --> 00:22:47,627
before you got here,
and I think
477
00:22:47,670 --> 00:22:51,544
they're about to announce
the verdict, so maybe...
478
00:22:51,587 --> 00:22:54,285
That's it for the visit?
479
00:22:54,329 --> 00:22:56,549
I-I've been here
for two minutes.
480
00:22:56,592 --> 00:22:58,202
Scoot over.
481
00:22:58,246 --> 00:23:00,248
-What do you mean?
-Scooch.
482
00:23:02,076 --> 00:23:04,034
What's this case about?
483
00:23:04,078 --> 00:23:06,776
-Uh...
-Sorry..
484
00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:11,694
Well, um, it's this guy says
that the lady took his money,
485
00:23:11,738 --> 00:23:14,131
but she says that
he was her boyfriend
486
00:23:14,175 --> 00:23:17,091
-and he loaned it to her.
-Hmm.
487
00:23:17,134 --> 00:23:19,136
♪
488
00:23:21,138 --> 00:23:24,446
-You think the nurse
will bring in some popcorn?
-No.
489
00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:26,535
♪ I know you♪
490
00:23:29,669 --> 00:23:32,106
♪ I know you...♪
491
00:23:32,149 --> 00:23:34,543
MRS. BASKETS:
Dale. Would you
help your mother?
492
00:23:34,587 --> 00:23:36,937
-Yeah, I'll give you a shove.
-Oh, thank you, honey.
493
00:23:36,980 --> 00:23:39,069
-I love this shawl
that you wear.
-Ready?
494
00:23:39,113 --> 00:23:41,245
-Isn't it something?
-Here, Mom. It's beautiful.
495
00:23:41,289 --> 00:23:43,639
Oh. It's part tiger,
part rainbow.
496
00:23:43,683 --> 00:23:45,641
-[chuckles]
-[groans]
497
00:23:45,685 --> 00:23:46,903
[sighs]:
Ooh.
498
00:23:46,947 --> 00:23:49,036
Well, best of luck to you.
499
00:23:49,079 --> 00:23:51,255
I'll be back before you know it.
500
00:23:51,299 --> 00:23:52,692
Well, take your time.
501
00:23:52,735 --> 00:23:54,737
You're always funny.
502
00:23:54,781 --> 00:23:58,045
KEN:
Could someone give me a hand
with these last few suitcases?
503
00:23:58,088 --> 00:24:01,527
-Well, I'm already in.
-Yeah, I'll be right there.
504
00:24:01,570 --> 00:24:04,530
Well, Mom, all the squeaky toysare accounted for.
505
00:24:04,573 --> 00:24:06,749
Oh, the kitties will be happy
about that.
506
00:24:06,793 --> 00:24:10,318
What are you gonna do, honey?
507
00:24:10,361 --> 00:24:13,930
[sighs] You know, I don't know,and I feel pretty good about it.
508
00:24:13,974 --> 00:24:15,541
That's a good attitude.
509
00:24:15,584 --> 00:24:17,412
-I like that.
-I'll give you...
510
00:24:19,414 --> 00:24:23,157
What are you coming in to--Oh, you're gonna give me a hug.
511
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,767
You're so sweet.
512
00:24:24,811 --> 00:24:26,377
Bye, Mom.
513
00:24:26,421 --> 00:24:29,119
-I love you.
-I love you, Chip.
514
00:24:32,253 --> 00:24:33,602
[sighs]
515
00:24:34,951 --> 00:24:37,563
-Bye, Dad.
-[chuckles] Bye, son.
516
00:24:37,606 --> 00:24:39,434
-Take care.
-Take care of Mom.
517
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:41,523
I will.
518
00:24:41,567 --> 00:24:43,003
♪ You know me...♪
519
00:24:43,046 --> 00:24:44,700
-KEN: You ready, baby?
-MRS. BASKETS: Ready, baby.
520
00:24:44,744 --> 00:24:45,962
KEN:
Let's do it.
521
00:24:46,006 --> 00:24:47,790
MRS. BASKETS:
Let's hit the road, Jack.
522
00:24:47,834 --> 00:24:49,357
-I mean Ken.
-[Ken laughs]
523
00:24:52,621 --> 00:24:55,406
Well, we finally chased her
out of town, didn't we?
524
00:24:55,450 --> 00:24:57,408
[chuckles]
525
00:24:57,452 --> 00:24:58,758
Peace out.
526
00:24:58,801 --> 00:25:02,588
♪ Too well♪
527
00:25:02,631 --> 00:25:05,025
♪ But if all those♪
528
00:25:05,068 --> 00:25:07,767
♪ Petty fears♪
529
00:25:07,810 --> 00:25:11,466
♪ Make every woman♪
530
00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:12,815
♪ Blind♪
531
00:25:12,859 --> 00:25:15,644
♪ Every woman♪
532
00:25:15,688 --> 00:25:19,256
♪ Blind♪
533
00:25:20,606 --> 00:25:24,653
♪ Then you read ev...♪
534
00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:32,356
♪ You read ev...♪
535
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:36,230
♪ ...very woman's mind♪
536
00:25:36,273 --> 00:25:41,409
♪ Ev...♪
537
00:25:43,411 --> 00:25:48,634
♪ ...very woman's♪
538
00:25:48,677 --> 00:25:51,506
♪ Mind.♪
539
00:25:58,731 --> 00:26:01,081
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