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From Studio 6B in Rockefeller Center in the heart of New York City, it's the

tonight show starring Jimmy Fowler.

Tonight's join Jimmy the guest, Millie Bobby Brown, musical guest, snail mail,

and featuring the legendary Ruth Rose.

1653!

And now, here he is!

Today, Elon Musk said he needs more details about how many spam accounts are

Twitter. And until then, his $44 billion deal to buy is temporarily on hold.

Ooh.

Yep.

Temporarily on hold. When they heard even Verizon customer service reps were

like, oh, he's not coming back.

Elon might be on to something with the spam accounts. It's a little odd that

Chef Boyardee has 800 million followers.

That's right. Elon Musk's purchase of Twitter is on hold.

In a statement, he said, I need to know exactly what's going on with Twitter's

user growth.

Then Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey said, look at me, I can tell you all about growth.

Then Elon said, I'm only buying Twitter if I know it can expand.

And Dorsey said, believe me, things are expanding rapidly.

And Elon said, I want to see everything clearly. And Dorsey said, I want that

too.

Hey,

this is cool.

On Sunday night, a total blood moon eclipse is going to rise over the U .S.

Yep, a total blood moon eclipse.

It's like every Twilight movie title rolled into one.

Very exciting. A red moon.

Or as Mars put it, how original.

Hey guys, get this. Apparently inflation has caused a lot of consumers,

including young people, to do less online shopping.

And now malls are attempting to get young people to go shopping again. But I

think they're trying a little too hard. Look at this commercial I saw today.

What up, fam?

All my shopping is dank. But you know what's always savage?

Malls.

That's right. Forget it. We got a fountain full of dimes. And pennies.

yassify your drip and all the dirty store's life. Hot topics. Straight fire.

Lids. No caps.

Spencer gifts.

Lava lamps.

Clams. No parents allowed.

Build -a -bar.

Gift stuff.

Plus Abercrombie. And fish.

Oh, and if you're truly thirsty AF, hit up that Jamba. The juice is loose.

And did I mention the escalators?

So don't be a simp. Get some free stamps at Panda Express. Make Sivano your

Sivano and go straight out malls to the wall.

Paid for by Crossgates Mall in Albany, New York.

Hey,

listen to this. The USDA has issued a public health alert over ground beef

whole foods that could contain plastic fragments.

On the bright side, since it's whole foods, it's at least organic grass -fed

plastic.

Yep, customers knew there was plastic when it felt like the roof of their

had stepped on a Lego.

But Whole Foods isn't worried now they're selling it as a real impossible

burger.

Hey, this is cool. I saw that Google just unveiled prototype glasses that can

actually translate languages for you in real time.

Basically, someone can speak a different language and their translation will

appear on your lens.

Take a look at this. It's real.

You should be seeing what I'm saying just transcribed for you in real time,

of like subtitles for the world.

Isn't that cool?

Yeah.

Not only that, apparently the glasses can also translate what people actually

mean when they say certain phrases to you in English.

Really? Yeah. For instance, if someone says, did you get my email?

It translates to, I know you got my email.

Next up, if someone asks, see any good shows recently?

Translates to, I just finished a series and I'm about to spoil the whole damn

thing for you.

And finally, if someone says, can you do me a small favor? Translates to, what

I'm about to ask you will ruin your day.

Pretty spot on. Good.

Hey, I read that Southwest Airlines is spending $2 billion to upgrade their

planes with faster Wi -Fi, charging ports, and larger overhead bins.

Yep. Meanwhile, not to be outdone, Spirit Airlines is adding windows.

Some entertainment news. I saw that Christopher Walken was just cast in Dune

Part 2.

Yeah. Yeah.

He's playing the Emperor alongside Timothee Chalamet and Zendaya, who are

back. So I thought it'd be fun to go around the studio and see if you could

the best impression of Christopher Walken in Dune. All right, here, I'll go

first.

The spice must flow.

Okay. Higgins?

Higgins, let's hear your best Dune, Christopher Walken. Okay. Ready? Yep.

Fear is the mind killer.

Oh.

That's actually better than I thought.

James, let's hear your Walken.

If you walk the rhythm, you sound a lot like my friend.

Ooh, Jeffrey.

We've been friends since she was 30 years old.

Now he's 31 years old.

He's a really bad dancer.

But he makes me go to the clubs with him anyway.

He says he won't be my friend anymore if I don't.

And let's face it, I'm not exactly the position to be choosing the friends

department.

Smooth Jeremy's signature move is called the flop.

I'd show you how to do it right now, but I'm not wearing the

right kind of pants.

got some sports news.

Some sports news.

What was it called? The flop?

Was that his name? He started going off in his own tantrum. I don't know what's

going on.

Here's what we did. James rehearsed a different bit earlier today. We just

those cards just to see if he'd read them.

Making us laugh.

It was like two lines.

Yeah, it was.

Like eight cards.

Guys, moving on to sports news. Rich Strike, the 80 -to -1 long shot horse

just won the Kentucky Derby, is skipping the next race in the Triple Crown and

coming back for the third race.

Yeah. Honestly, there's nothing more relatable than exercising for two

and then taking a month off. That's good.

It's a little. suspect, though, right? I mean, it's not a good sign when you

have a shocking win and suddenly need to lay low for a while.

And finally, a company called Pluffle has created the world's first human

dog bed, and it costs $400.

Here it is.

Honestly,

I can't tell what's more annoying, the bed, the price, or that I just had to

the word Pluffle.

Yep, Pluffle.

Yeah, it sounds like a dating app for single dogs in your area.

Can we see it again?

Yeah. For the low, reasonable price of $400, you can live just like your dog.

It's very easy to use. Just get in, turn around three times, turn around three

more times the other way, lie down and dream about rabbits. We have a great

tonight. Millie Bobby Brown is here.

We're talking to her and playing Box of Lies.

Plus, we've got great music from Snail Mail.

Stick around. We'll be right back with thank you notes, everybody. Come on

Box of Lies.

Thank you, new trailer for Avatar 2, for showing us what it would look like if

the Smurfs got really into CrossFit.

Welcome back, everybody. What a show we have for you tonight. She stars as

Eleven on Stranger Things.

Season 4 premieres May 27th on Netflix. Gosh, I love her. She is awesome. Millie

Bobby Brown is here tonight.

And we're going to be talking to her, and we're going to play Box of Lies.

Plus,

this is her first time on The Tonight Show. We have great music from Nail Mail

tonight.

Guys, today is Friday, and that's usually when I catch up with some

stuff. I check my inbox. I return some e -mails. And, of course, I send out

thank -you notes.

And I was just running a bit behind.

I was just wondering if you guys don't mind. Can I write out my weekly thank

-you notes right now?

James,

can I get some thank -you note writing music, please?

Wow.

Looks like Smooth Jeffrey.

Yeah, it does, a little bit.

Smooth Jeffrey?

Yeah, I don't know. Smooth Jeffrey.

He's wearing the wrong pants, though. Yeah.

Thank you, Apple, for officially discontinuing the iPod, or as it's also

going to the big junk drawer in the sky.

I still got mine.

It's not charged.

No.

Thank you, Subway, announcing they're facing a meat shortage, for making every

Arby's ad feel like a ransom note.

You have the meat.

What does it say?

It says, we have the meat.

We have the meat.

Thank you, new trailer for Avatar 2, for showing us what it would look like if

the Smurfs got really into CrossFit.

Thank you, estate sales.

You're being a classy way to say, who wants to buy some haunted furniture?

Thank you, sushi, for not being called fish roll -ups.

It's an option.

It's an option.

Thank you, Boston Celtic.

You're having a logo that says, the key to being good at basketball is smoking,

using a cane, and having a beer belly.

Thank you.

Friday the 13th, or as millennial Jason Voorhees calls you, Fri -yay the 13th.

Thank you.

I'm sorry. I heard you laughing.

You

got

it.

You saw something?

Yes.

Yeah, yeah, Fri -yay. He says Fri -yay the 13th. Yeah, so he has an escape

backwards baseball hat. Jason Voorhees, yeah, he's got a...

He's

got a skateboard, too.

Thank you, garden hoses, for having two speeds, barely trickling or Hurricane

Harbor. Looks like a lot.

Thank you, Poptail Shakers, for being maracas for alcoholics. Hey, there you

have it. Those are my thank you notes. When we come back, I'm playing Box of

Lies with Millie, Bobby, Brown. Come on back.

Just to let you know, right about now, you're about to hear me reflect next.

Heads.

Heads? Yeah, like floating. Multiple different heads.

Floating like, uh... How many?

Four.

I know you are lying.

How? Because you're horrible at it.

Welcome

back

to The Tonight Show.

We're about to play a game called Box of Lies, but I'm going to need some help.

She stars in Stranger Things Season 4, premieres May 27th on Netflix. Please

welcome Millie Bobby Brown!

Come on now.

Come on.

Are you kidding me? Come on.

It's so good to see you. I miss you. Me too.

Millie, here's how it works. We have nine mystery boxes containing objects no

one has ever seen before, okay? On your turn, you pick a box, take out the

object. and describe it to your opponent. Can I sit down? Yes, please.

Oh, my God.

You're not even ready for this.

No. Really?

No. You have to describe what's in the box, put it out there, and then I and

decide if we're telling the truth, I can't even look at you, or if we're

okay? All right. Are you ready to play right now?

I'm in your head right now. I don't even know if you know what I'm thinking

right now. Yeah, I totally do. You have no clue. You ready to go?

Oh, my God. That's the way I talk. That's the way I talk to you. It was

me. It was, right? All right, bud, you're up first, so you can pick the

box. Which one?

Four. Four.

He was so passionate about four. Yeah, he was very passionate about four.

All right.

All right. There could be a hint right here.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah. It would look like a little light.

No, I've just got huge gums.

Huge gums. Huge gums. All right, bud. Okay.

Yep.

Okay. All right.

The music. All right.

Jimmy.

It almost looks like a children's play set,

kind of. You know, something that a child would play with. And it's the

Demogorgon from the show. A toy Demogorgon painting.

E .T.

A children's play set. Yep. Yep.

What does that mean again? I don't know. It's up for interpretation.

And it's painting E .T. with my eyeshadow palette from Florence by

Mills. Oh, now I know the lip song. Yes.

I know your makeup line. I know your makeup line, yes.

And that's what he's doing.

With a makeup brush.

E .T.

And you've seen the movie E .T.? I don't know. Have I?

You're very young.

Am I?

No, I know how old you are. Yes, you are young. But have you seen E .T. before?

You loved it? Loved it. Yeah.

What characters love an E .T.? E .T. himself.

Yeah, I know. There's other characters in there. How about the boy?

Loved the boy.

Yeah. What was his name? Elliot.

You do know E .T.

Or do I?

Did I just read a synopsis before I came out here?

So you have a child's playset is what threw me. That makes no sense to me.

do you have children, Jimmy?

Yes. They don't have playsets. They don't have toys.

They're not real.

Toys are banned from the house.

Toys are banned from the house. Only books.

A child's playset, to me, seems like a swing set or something. That's a

No, I mean like a toy almost. You know, something that you go, oi, oi, you know.

Yep. A toy and then a painting of a Demogorgon E .T. Too many details.

I'm going to say, Millie Bobby Brown, you lie.

Ew. Oh, my God. Are you kidding me?

You're good. Come on.

You're good. You know how to act. Come on. What am I talking about?

Why mess with the best?

Why mess with the best? I'm sorry.

Of course you're going to be a good actor. Which one, guys?

you teeth for later i'm gonna yeah okay i'm here with you okay all right here we

go

oh

my

goodness

It is.

It's like a child's place.

It is a bowl full of Chef Boyardee.

What's that?

I don't know how to describe it. Pasta?

Okay. Yeah. It's a bowl of Chef... I should have said that. Yeah.

It's Chef Boyardee because the can is next to it. It's a canned food in

Oh, okay.

I'm from England.

Sorry, you're from England, yes?

Yeah. Yes, and in that bowl is a head that looks to me like Elon Musk.

Elon Musk head in Chef Boyardee. So it's like pasta with Elon Musk's head.

Okay. Head.

Head. Yeah, like floating. Multiple different heads.

Floating like... How many?

Four.

Four.

I know you are lying.

Because you're horrible at it.

What are you talking about? Are you sure?

I'm positive. I don't want to ask any more questions. I know this is a lie.

no, no. Ask me one more.

Okay, fine, fine, fine. I'll ask you one more question.

What shape pasta is it, Jimmy?

I was lying. You won.

You knew.

Is this spaghetti and meatballs?

Baseball?

I thought maybe you could smell the pasta, so then I started... and try to

something up, and I messed up. You got nervous. You got really nervous.

I did, right? You know what it gave? Just for future reference.

I just want to make you... As soon as I asked how many heads, you just went

straight for four.

When you just should have taken one more look at how many Elon Musk heads.

Where is that ball? Yeah, exactly. I really count four. Well, anyways.

It's my turn now. It's your turn, yes.

Are you paying eight?

Five is the one. Okay.

Did that scare you? Yeah, it did a little bit. It woke me up. Okay, here we

Oh, right.

Okay, because the first one was not a lie. So if you won't, maybe this one,

you're going to probably think of something. Or the pressure's on, your

getting red.

So you're probably thinking about... It's just my blush.

Okay.

It is a croc.

Yep. Sandal, kind of.

I know what a crock is. I don't know. You didn't know what a children's

was. Okay, yeah, I'm sorry. Thank you.

Stuffed with pasta, spaghetti pasta, cooked, and it's going through the

holes of the crock.

And there's a watermelon -flavored Sour Patch Kid in...

Drowning really in the spaghetti. How do you how would you know it's watermelon

flavor? They're green on the bottom and they're one of my favorites actually I

eat them on set quite how do you see the bottom if he's drowning in the no I see

it I can see it from the top from the top angle. I see it's green Okay, and

spaghetti is quite you know thin so I can see through this Oh, I know

because I was just lying about I know I know So you're saying two spaghettis

that's what the odds of choosing two spaghettis

I don't know. Ask your writers.

Oh, you're good.

Oh, you're good.

Oh, you're good.

I'm going to say you're telling the truth.

Oh, you're still good.

You're still good.

Wait, can I try?

One more?

What? Yeah, here we go.

My man, three right there.

Yeah, look.

So light. Oh, my gosh. It's like there's nothing in it.

But there might be. Who knows?

You're so right. Oh, my goodness. It's just awesome.

You ready to get into this world?

I don't know. Am I?

I mean, my brain.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

See what I thought?

Do you want to see?

I'm going to take my time a little bit on this one.

All right.

Is my accent getting better?

No.

It's a baseball hat.

But one that holds the drinks.

And one drink, you know those people have those beers? No, I've never been to

baseball game.

Oh, my gosh. Is it where they drink the beer through the straws? Yes.

One, instead of beer, though, one is Pepto -Bismol.

And one is... One is... Hmm,

what is that?

I learned from the best, bud.

One is hot sauce.

What kind?

I wear my glasses, of course, but I can tell by the bottle that it's sriracha.

Sriracha mayo or just regular sriracha?

Regular sriracha.

Uh -huh. This is what I'm going to say. I'm going to say it is a partial lie. I

think you are telling the truth in some places, But I think that I've got you on

this hat. I don't think it's this kind of hat.

You've accepted my suggestion far too quickly.

I don't believe that it's one of those big hats. Yeah, how could you? How could

it be? I don't know. You tell me. That's the game.

So you have to make the choice. You lie.

You think I lie?

Oh, I tell the truth.

Our first guest is an Emmy -nominated actress who stars as Eleven on Stranger

Things. Season 4 premieres May 27th on Netflix.

Everyone, please welcome Millie Bobby Brown!

And thank you for playing that game. And you taught me a little acting lesson.

There you go. That was it from the best. I loved it. I want to talk about

Stranger Things. Yes. First half of season four, volume one, premieres May

on Netflix.

Everyone's freaking out.

I'm so excited.

How would you describe this season? What's happening with Eleven?

My gosh. What isn't happening with Eleven? I think the main part and the

of this storyline is the beginning of the end.

And we really have to dig deep into her beginning and how she became who she is

with the people around her and how to gain that autonomy and become this woman

on her own. So this storyline, this season, really digs into that. Oh, good.

get some answers?

Yes, definitely lots of answers, lots of crying, lots of laughing.

I read somewhere that you got your American accent from watching Hannah

I did. I did. That is true?

Yes. Absolutely. Really?

Yeah, because I watched Bugsy Malone and Godfather when I was like eight. I love

Bugsy Malone. Yeah, I love it. And, you know, my parents were like, you know,

watching all these movies with me. And I was like, yeah, but Hannah Montana is

like Oscar nominating. Like, it's so good.

Hannah Montana is the best. Yeah. Like the film, everything.

Yeah. Everything about it is amazing.

I got the American accent, so I would always literally just be like, hi, like,

you know, how are you, Jimmy? And then, you know.

Do you do, like, accents when you see him on, like, you watch him? Yeah, I

to see characters, and then I just do the accent. As long as I've watched it

long enough, I can kind of get it to somewhat of a T.

Like, what are you watching now?

Inventing Anna.

Yeah.

Yeah, so, like, I was in the hotel lobby the other day, and they were like, Miss

Brown, we have to run your card again. I was like, run it again!

It must be your system.

Why do you look poor?

Do you do any other events? Yeah.

Winona Ryder from season one.

Yeah. Noah and I like to do this one. Noah's like, Mom, Mom, I'm in the upside

down. And she's like, Come on, baby. I am here. I am coming to find you, honey.

Wow.

Winona, I love that you did that.

Noah was just here, by the way. He was on the show, and he's great. Noah

Schnapp, hi.

I know you guys are best friends. Yeah.

And he was telling me the last night of filming, I want to say, that you played

a pretty big prank on him. Yeah.

Well, he's the biggest prankster of them all. I, too, am pretty bad. But he goes

to great extent.

So we thought as a crew that we needed to get him back. So it was 4 a .m., we

were in New Mexico, he was on set, and it was the last night of shooting.

So we thought, what better way to get him than to get him to base camp, and we

had trash bins filled with water balloons all around, and we turned all

lights off at base camp. I called him, crying.

Noah, I'm just so upset that, you know, you're not... You're not here to say

goodbye to me. Please just come back to base camp. I'm leaving now.

Okay, Mill. Okay, I'll be there.

He gets to base camp.

I'm like, no, I got you a present, you know. And I get him in the middle of the

car park.

And all of us, about 20 people, raid him.

Absolutely invade him. And it's bad.

It was bad. But then he got really aggressive with it. He got me on the

Absolutely. He's like, my God, I'm a girl.

We have a video.

Check this out.

How long did that last?

How long did that last?

I'm not kidding you, 15 minutes. Like, it was the longest video.

It was so insane. Are you worried that he's going to get you back?

always i literally when i see him i'm like terrified you know this is like one

step at a time yeah yeah uh another video you brought of you and noah doing

fruit by the foot challenge yes now what is that exactly um we were on set

really really bored biding time and thought what better way to not do school

to race each other with fruit by the foot so you extend the whole fruit by

foot and then you just No using no hands you have to eat it as fast as you can

We have you brought us this video, but here's that doing the foot by the foot

challenge. Okay ready set go

Wait look at you

Yeah,

he was almost vomiting look at you

I like the dance at the end, to the victory dance.

That's pretty good. Yeah, so I bring them everywhere.

You want to challenge me?

Yes, because I just think, you know, what better way to leave? We don't see

other often. That's true. I need to teach you something else, you know, a

acting tips.

Group by the foot challenge. You want to challenge me? I do, I do.

It's going to be great.

See you then. I'm very competitive. Yeah, you know that.

Okay, so.

What do we do?

So what you're going to do is you're going to extend the whole thing.

Noah's going to die when he sees this.

By the way, no, everyone refused to do it on set with us. Like, Finn was like,

leave me alone.

Okay, then what you're going to do is you're going to take the paper off.

okay. Okay, now somebody in the audience has to make sure we're at the same

length. We don't like a cheater.

Oh, that's interesting. Okay.

Put it in your mouth. Oh, you're putting it in your mouth first? Yeah, of course

you do.

Okay. Are we at the same length?

No. I'm longer, right?

Yes. Now what do we do? Are we... Are we good?

Three, two, one.

It's so good.

It's so good. It's really delicious.

Everyone, I want to show you a clip.

It's still in my mouth.

It was Billy Bobby Brown in season four of Stranger Things. Take a look.

Welcome back.

Hey, guys, it's time to play the game that's sweeping the nation. It's Is

a Stash Under That Mask?

This is a game where we pick a random audience member and guess if there's a

stash under their mask.

We've done it a few times on the show. It's sweeping the nation.

Please welcome tonight's audience member, Ishan Parmar.

Welcome.

All right, this is very good.

Ishan, where are you from?

Los Altos, California.

Hey, Los Altos, California.

All right, that's all I can ask you.

That's all I can ask you. Right now, we have to figure out if you have a stack

under that mask. Tariq, you're going to go first, but you can ask him one

question, but then you have to make your guess.

If I took a piece of tape,

masking tape, electrical tape, and taped it down on your upper lip and then

smashed it off really hard, would it be...

Painful, very painful, or would it be not so painful?

Not so painful. I'm pretty, I got a high pain tolerance.

Ooh. Yeah.

That's a zero. Yeah.

What's your guess?

I'm going to say no stache.

Gotcha. All right, Higgins, your turn.

Everyone's waiting. What is your question? Everyone's waiting for me? The

is. Well, then I'll hurry up. I won't take any time to ask this question.

This question is going to come out now. I won't waste anybody's time.

I'm going to ask this Sean a question. This question is...

Something you thought of. Yeah, I thought of this question to determine if

have a stash or not. You're not going to waste any time. No, I don't want to

waste time. People got stuff to do, you know what I mean? I don't want to waste

these people's time.

You're kidding!

Come on!

If you were to say, not that you would,

but if you were to write a paper on pornography, let's say.

Would you write it on the 70s brand or modern day?

That is my question to you.

I'm on the younger side, so I'd say the modern day.

Oh, okay.

I got this. Okay, what do you think?

I got this because it's been zigzagging away from the questions. Pain tolerance,

younger side.

I'm going to say stache.

Wow, you're going the opposite way. Okay, you're thinking stache. All right,

it's my turn. Here we go.

Are you going to ask him a question?

When you eat chili, do you kind of smell it all day?

Yes. Well, that could be because he has gas.

He's got a stomachache. You know what I mean? It's kind of tricky.

That's interesting.

I'm really close.

But I will say, you've got decent sideburns that I can see.

So I'm going to say...

I think he has a stash.

We got two stash and one no stash.

All right, here we go. It's time to find out. Is there a stash under that mat?

Wow! Yeah!

That's so good.

That's so good.

I love that. He got that stash.

For Clay, you won a year's supply of turtle wax. Turtle wax.

Performing Glory from her critically acclaimed album, Valentine, please

Snail Mail.

If you look,

there's no end to the chain of

pain.

in Pennsylvania.

Thank you for watching. Stay tuned for Late Night with Gus Myers. Good night,

everybody.