All language subtitles for If.Its.Tuesday.Its.Murder.S01E01.1080p.WEB.h264-EDITH_track4_[eng]

[♪ mysterious music playing]

This isn't what it looks like.

[water runs]

-[water stops]
-[breathing heavily]

Okay, maybe it is.

[♪ funky music playing]

IF IT'S TUESDAY
IT'S MURDER

MONDAY

-[bell chimes]
-[announcer] Attention, passengers…

[tourist] Ah…

Um, I'm sorry to say there's no ramp.

There were some last-minute cancellations,
so I'm very sorry,

but they stuck me with this bus.

-It's a mess.
-Of course. That's fine,

because we just love traveling by bus,
don't we, Mama?

Things can only get better.

Look, Son, you need to stop
complaining so much.

-When your father and I took this trip…
-[tourist] Let's go.

…we got four flat tires. And we
didn't have a car jack with us, so…

Go sit with your Grandma,
or you're not going to Ibiza.

-Mom, her hair spray really stinks.
-Get on.

-This is absolute torture! I hate the bus!
-Mónica Garamendi.

-I hate this trip! I hate everything.
-Enrique Balmaseda. Is that your name?

-Laura Moncada. Okay.
-Yes.

DESTINATION: LISBON

PROMETEO
TRAVEL AGENCY

[♪ comedic music playing]

Ah… Is the wheelchair
getting on the bus by itself?

Our fifteen-minute delay may not seem like
a lot, but delays usually add up fast.

The Badajoz detour I'm trying to show you
will easily save us three minutes.

-[tourist 2] Daniel.
-We chose to travel by bus…

-Come sit down, please.
-…because flight punctuality is rare

and especially because the probability of
surviving a plane crash is,

-practically nonexistent.
-[driver] I've been driving this route

for more than 20 years.

-[Daniel] Twenty years?
-[grunts]

And just how old are you? At what age

-are drivers supposed to retire?
-Could you not bother the driver?

-Isn't there a maximum number of hours?
-Listen.

-I'm asking you nicely.
-How are your reflexes?

Sweetie, you need to sit down, please,

-and to stop bothering him.
-I'm not bothering him.

I'm just asking questions.

We're missing someone, Paco,

-but we can't wait any longer.
-[announcer] …is about to leave.

[engine starts]

[tourist 3] Stop! Wait!

-I guess that's him.
-Hold the bus, please!

-Fabio Torres.
-Yes. Here.

-We've been waiting for you for a while.
-My apologies. Traffic was so bad.

I also tried calling your cell,
but it didn't go through.

Sorry, my phone died. I'll give you
my new number. What's your name?

Oh, I'm Cristina.

-Cristina. That's great.
-Mm-hmm.

-Nice to meet you.
-Welcome, sir.

Sorry, everyone. [chuckles]

Well, it looks like this little adventure
suddenly got 60% more interesting,

if you know what I mean.

[both chuckling]

[Cristina] Hey, Paco.
Give me the microphone, please.

Thank you.

-[microphone feedback]
-Hello, hello. You hear me, right?

Hello, everyone. How are you?
My name is Cristina,

and I'd like to welcome you
on behalf of Prometeo Viajes.

Some of you are probably thinking,
"Who is this woman?" Right?

Because you booked
this trip with my husband.

Well, not my husband, but my ex-husband.

Because he's now my ex.

Because that's life,
and there are no hard feelings.

No hard feelings.
Life brings you together,

life separates you, then back together,
and now, you're split up.

Sometimes life's a bitch.

Sometimes that bitch is 25 years old
and could be your daughter!

That's okay,
that's a story for another day.

But I digress. Anyway, welcome aboard,
this trip's gonna be unforgettable.

You guys are lucky
because I had a boyfriend from Lisbon

who showed me all the little hidden gems
throughout the city.

When I say hidden gems,
what do I mean? Bars, of course.

I can see that we're
just about to pull over.

We're gonna make a small stop
to pick up another traveler

who will be joining our little expedition,
okay, group?

We're here. It'll be quick.
In the meantime, we'll take a break.

Thank you.

[pneumatic door hisses]

Fernando Paredes, welcome to the group.

-[in Portuguese] Bom dia.
-[in Portuguese] Bom dia.

[in English] Thanks for
picking me up here.

We weren't gonna make you drive to Madrid
when we're passing right through Badajoz.

Uh, is that your only bag?

-Yes, that's all I have.
-[Cristina] Perfect.

Uh, Mr. Torres…

Uh, Fabio… Fabio!

-Excuse me.
-I'm sorry.

Can we put your suitcase
in the compartment below?

-[sighs] My… My suitcase? Hmm…
-[Cristina] It's for safety reasons.

Thank you so much. Paco, do you mind?

Careful with it, okay?

-There are fragile items inside.
-[Cristina] Thank you, Paco.

-Hello, Fabio.
-Hmm?

My name is Fernando Paredes.

-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you too.

-[pneumatic door hisses]
-[door closes]

Okay, group, we now only have two
short hours left until we're there, okay?

The rest of the journey is easy-peasy.

Since I've already bored you to death
with the history of Lisbon,

now I'll bore you to death
with my own stories about Lisbon.

FYI, my stories
are suitable for all audiences.

Everyone and their mother came here
to take refuge from the fires,

and ended up running into
the Tagus and the Atlantic.

Unfortunately, they drowned.

The man on the horse is Joseph I.

He was the king here
during the terrible earthquake

and when I say "here",
in fact, he wasn't here at all.

Since it happened on All Saints' Day,
he wasn't in Lisbon.

Let's go, group.
What do you think of the square?

Commerce Square, ladies and gentlemen,
is just like Madrid's Puerta del Sol.

[ships horn blowing]

Excuse me, miss.
Would you take my picture?

Yes. Of course.

With the ocean, please.

That's the Tagus.

Huh?

It looks like the ocean.

I'm from the Canary Islands, you know.

All of this brings me so much peace.

When I see water, I always feel
like nothing bad could happen.

Well, centuries ago, the water here
killed people by the hundreds.

There was a tsunami.

Sometimes, when you're
searching for peace, life has other plans.

Ready?

Say, "cheese."

[tourist 4] That's good.

I got the ocean.

-Thank you.
-Yep.

-[car horn honking]
-[yelps]

You should be careful.

You wouldn't want your trip
to end so soon, would you?

[♪ mysterious music playing]

Okay, sweetie,
tell me why you don't want to.

-I know you don't like change, but…
-I won't get off here.

-Our destination is Hotel Alvalade…
-Daniel…

-and not Commerce Square.
-Daniel, the group is waiting for us.

-We have to get off the bus now.
-I don't care. We're five minutes away

from the hotel.
This stop makes no sense at all.

Don't you realize how much
you're gonna love this square?

It's full of history.

Something is wrong.

[in Portuguese]
But I confirmed our reservation last week!

No, no. I don't care.

I'm five minutes away
and I need 11 rooms.

[scoffs]

I don't care if there are conferences!

There has to be at least one hotel
available in Lisbon!

Mm-hmm…

[in Portuguese] The Marquês?

Are you serious?
I refuse to have my clients stay there!

[in Spanish] Es que ni de coña, vamos.

[Laura, in English] This is a joke, right?

-[Grandma] I'd rather die than stay there.
-The pictures are misleading.

Hmm…

-It's run-down. I bet it's dangerous.
-Calm down, sweetie.

-I don't like it.
-[phone camera clicks]

[hotelier] This building has served as
a wartime hospital,

a pilgrimage hostel, a prison,
an opium den,

and even an exclusive brothel

whose entire clientele
was the aristocracy of the 18th century,

which, in fact,
is essentially what saved it

during the terrible earthquake of 1755.

All the churches ended up in ruins,
but thankfully, the brothels stood strong.

The hill, over there, saved us
from the tsunami that came afterwards.

While this is all very interesting,
this isn't the luxury hotel I paid for.

But it's charming, don't you think?
We're getting a taste of the real Lisbon.

The real or the run-down Lisbon?

[train passes by outside]

And, of course, the real Lisbon
has to be located right under a bridge.

-I won't be able to sleep a wink.
-What are you talking about, Mama?

You take sleeping pills.

However, what's not okay
is that you moved us

from a four-star hotel
to this hole in the wall.

-Hmm.
-[Cristina] You're right.

I'll calculate the difference and
I'll issue a refund as soon as possible,

but I'm sure you'll feel
more than at home here, isn't that right?

[tourist 2] No, because my home
isn't falling to pieces.

[all clamoring]

[clapping]

[clamoring stops]

-Does anyone want to see their room?
-Hmm?

Our personnel will gladly
help you with your luggage.

[trolley wheels squeak]

[♪ mysterious music playing]

[trolley wheels squeaking]

No. No, no, no, Eliseo.

I don't want you trying to cook anything,
please, I'm begging you.

-Wait, yes, the whole freezer.
-[train horn blares outside]

Listen to me, the freezer
is full of food in Tupperwares, okay?

Everything's labeled.
So, for example, for today, today…

today, we're Monday, and that one's
already in the fridge for you.

So, you just grab the container
labeled "Monday's dinner."

No, just listen, okay?

I'm explaining because
I know you and if I don't,

you'll just end up
eating everything at once.

What? Conchín?

Conchín, Conchín… Oh, she's fine.

You know how she is.

She's just really happy
she was able to leave the island.

Conchín, hurry up in the bathroom!

Oh, she's so annoying. She's so slow.

Eliseo, I need to go, darling,

because we have plans
to go sightseeing, you know?

Yes, give the kids a big hug
and kiss for me, okay?

Yes, I love you, I love you.
Okay, bye, darling.

Yes, okay, okay, bye.

[sighs]

-[sirens wailing in distance]
-[sighs]

I am here

[tourist 5] I…

am…

here.

[♪ tense music playing]

[sent message tone]

There, done. Done.

The paintings and the notebooks.

That's great.

Can you please grab those, David?

Where does this go?

We have to change all the paintings.

Okay.

Are you happy?

Very happy.

Ribeiro's
PASTRIES

[♪ suspenseful music playing]

[wood creaking]

TRAVEL AGENCY
FABIO TORRES LOZANO

Shit…

[knocks on door]

Is this yours?

Yes, they mixed up
our suitcases. [chuckles]

Seems they did.

[♪ funky music playing]

[Cristina] Okay, group. It's story time.

Here, we have Saint George's castle,

and it was built in the 5th century
by the Visigoths.

It was then that Portugal
and Lisbon started to emerge.

-[Laura] I can't hear you!
-[Cristina] Sorry!

From then until the 16th century,

this was the place of residence
of the king and queen.

As you can see,
they didn't exactly have a hard life.

The morning views from here
are spectacular, which is saying a lot.

Afterwards, Afonso
became the first king. Why?

Because he said,
"I came here, I conquered.

Who am I gonna put in charge?
None other than me.

-Logically, I choose myself."
-It's beautiful.

Everyone, look at this statue.
It's a statue of King Afonso Henriques.

-This isn't the original one…
-I'm sorry.

I couldn't thank you before
for saving my life.

I was startled by it all.

Uh, you don't need to thank me.

But if you really wanna die, please choose
a city that's not quite so sad.

Why do you think it's sad here?

On the contrary, I feel happy here.
It's luminous, don't you think?

That's because of the sun reflecting off
the estuary and also the seven hills.

-Ah.
-You might find it luminous,

but there are many shadows.

[ships horn blowing]

Well, I only see light.

If I could live here, I'd feel privileged.

Light is always somewhat deceiving.

And this city is as well.

No one is ever
completely happy here in Lisbon.

Are you serious?

Well, I think that cities are defined
by those who live there.

-[chuckles]
-If you bring the light,

then there's light.

You're probably right.

-Now, if you'll excuse me…
-Of course.

-Don't you want to go on the castle tour?
-No.

But it was on the schedule, sweetie.

Papa always says
I should change my routines.

-So Papa made me do it?
-Okay, we don't have to visit the castle.

What do you mean,
"We don't have to visit the castle'?

-I'm an adult and I have a cell phone.
-So?

-So I can take a walk by myself.
-Well…

And you two can be by yourselves also
and reconnect with each other again,

because that so-called "quality time"
becomes scarce when you have kids.

Yeah, that's why I booked
a group tour for all of us.

So he could skip out
the second we got here.

-Sounds like a plan. Enjoy your walk,
-Sounds like a plan?

Okay, so then we'll meet back here
in exactly 45 minutes.

But, sweetie…

MUSEUM OF CRIME

[♪ mysterious music playing]

[footsteps thud]

[museum announcer speaking indistinctly]

[museum guide, in Portuguese]
Convidamo-lo a continuar a sua visita

na sala cinco localizada à sua esquerda.

[tourist 5, in English] Oh, hello.

Oh! [chuckles]

Oh, wow. What a coincidence.

What are you all doing here?

[groans] If I hear about one more statue,

-I'll jump off the top of the castle.
-[chuckles]

Well, I went looking for the restrooms,
but I must've wandered off too far.

But Saint George's castle
does have restrooms.

You must've seen them.
They are right by the exit.

Okay, so, Mr. Paredes ended up here

because his bladder's
the size of a walnut.

-[chuckles]
-What about you guys?

[gasps] It's a head!

How does a person end up like that?

-[camera clicks]
-[phone beeps]

Well, I don't know if you can
call someone a "person"

if, in fact, they've murdered 70 people.

That number has been debated.

Well, that's true.
The historian, Anabela Natário,

estimates that Diogo Alves
only murdered 20 people.

[tourist 5] How interesting.

It turns out that
the worst serial killer in Portugal

-was, in fact, Spanish.
-[phone beeps]

And also in the entryway, they talk about
the execution of the Távora family.

And over here, there's a room
where you can watch a video

that explains how they really killed
Archbishop Martinho.

Poor thing.

Five tourists quietly duck out
from their group tour

and run into each other
at the Museum of Crime.

Strange coincidence, for sure.

[Daniel] Weird. I'd say it's weird.

But why? The five of us
are fans of crime stories.

-[Fabio sighs]
-I admire The Famous Five.

The book series about the adventures
of those five kids?

I read them when I was little.

I agree with this young lady.
I ended up here by accident.

By accident or by coincidence?

I'm fairly sure it's a sign.

It's late.
I'm sure they're looking for us.

Yes.

Hey, even though we changed hotels,
dinner's still included, right?

[tourist 4] I don't know, ma'am.

Aren't you coming?

My bladder, you know.

Our little chat was distracting,
although not enough.

Go on without me.

[♪ mysterious music playing]

-The restroom is this way.
-Let's just go.

[♪ melancholy music plays on music box]

-[music stops]
-[gears clicking]

[music resumes]

[music continues]

First time in Lisbon?

Why did you choose Lisbon?

Don't young people prefer,
uh, London or Paris?

Are you looking for someone here?

Um…

You know, Cristina and the kitchen lady
are actually your age.

You should try hitting on them instead.

You'll have more luck.

We should've all gone there, you know?
The museum was amazing.

Yeah. However, we're a small tour group

and we should stick together
to bond, okay?

When everyone goes their own way,
that can cause problems sometimes.

And I've planned everything
for this group tour,

-down to the very last detail.
-[Laura] Cristina…

-Yes?
-Where's the gluten-free food?

[Cristina] Gluten-free?

-Uh…
-Excuse me, is this supposed to be fish?

Gluten-free. Mm-hmm.

[♪ tense music playing]

[footsteps approaching]

-Everything's going well.
-Hmm?

No need to worry. Everything's fine.

[mutters]

Ooh!

[tourist 5] Fernando?

-Yes?
-This is yours, right?

Oh, yes. [in Portuguese] Obrigado.

[in English] "The Famous Five"
have to help each other.

It's not the same thing as saving
your life, but at least I did something.

[chuckles, in Portuguese] Boa noite.

[in English] Good night.

[tourist 6] Oh, my, yes, yes, yes, yes.

No way, girl.

There's no way I'm going out
to the best nightclub in Lisbon

smelling like fried food. No fucking way.

We'll just have one drink
and that's all, okay?

What's wrong with you?

This is your last week as a single lady!

We're going out, we're gonna have fun,
and make the most of this.

-Come on, let's go and party!
-[chuckles]

[keys jingling]

[♪ suspenseful music playing]

[knocks on door]

[footsteps receding]

I am here

[♪ melancholy music plays on music box]

[footsteps creaking on floorboards]

[music stops]

[screams]

-[thuds]
-[glass squeaking]

-[thuds]
-[groans]

[groans]

[both laughing]

Oh, no, you don't, girl! Come on!
You can do it! Stand up!

Hang on. I'm gonna be sick, I think.

Would you get up, Patri! [gasps]

You have to hold on to me.

Oh, shit, I think I'm going to puke.

[gags] Oh, no…

TUESDAY

[line ringing]

He must be sleeping.

The tour starts in half an hour,
no matter what.

I'm going upstairs to grab a jacket.

I'll tell him we're leaving
and get him out of bed.

[Cristina] Thank you very much, Fabio.

-I need to go upstairs as well.
-[Cristina] Mm-hmm.

-I'm going too.
-Where are you going? No.

You're not going anywhere.
No, sweetie, you can't leave.

-[Daniel] But… They're leaving.
-[tourist 2] I said no. It's okay.

We'll wait.

[bell rings]

I'm coming with you,
I have to get something in my room.

Hmm. [chuckles]
The more the merrier, as they say.

[chuckles]

Why did you come to Lisbon?

You don't look like the type of person
who signs up for a package vacation.

-I could say the same thing about you.
-Hmm.

I just needed a change of scenery.
That's all.

[tourist 4] Hmm.

Hello?

-[sighs] This is his room?
-Yeah.

[Fabio] Hmm…

[sighs] This is weird.

Well, looks like he's not here.
We should go.

Wait. I should check inside.

What are you doing?

I was a locksmith in 2012.
It's just like riding a bike.

-You never really forget…
-Is this…

…and… [grunts] …it's always useful.

[door creaks]

Good morning, sir! Room service!

Well, it doesn't look like he slept here.

This is all a bit strange.

Fragments of History

Don't touch anything.

Don't worry, Agent Scully.

Well, there are two options.
Either he went out partying yesterday…

[tourist 4] Or he's
lying dead in the bathtub.

[Fabio] What?

[exhales sharply]

[hotelier] This way, Inspector.

We went out dancing
and drinking last night.

It was kind of like
a bachelorette party for Patricia.

Did you hear something?

[indistinct chattering]

[in Portuguese] Can you ask them
to go downstairs and let us work?

I'd love to,
but this group isn't easy to deal with.

They're Spanish, you know…

[sighs]

[in English] Which one of you
found the body?

We found it at 9:00 this morning.
We didn't touch anything.

Is it true no one
had seen him since dinner?

You two were the only ones here.

How did you get in?

Tell us, it was
a heart attack, right? Hmm?

Uh, I'm sure the autopsy
will determine the cause of death, right?

[door creaks]

Middle-aged man
who was overweight, alcoholic,

a prescription bottle for heart medicine.

It's obvious.

Did you check his tongue?

It turns purple
when someone has been strangled.

-Strangled?
-This kid says the strangest things.

-Daniel, get out of there, please.
-Come on, come here.

There are too many people in here, right?

We might also be contaminating the scene.

[in Portuguese] Oliveira,
I swear on my daughters!

Either you secure that door, or I'll
have you directing traffic instead!

-[in English] Everyone get out, please.
-Yes, of course.

Now do you understand what I'm saying?

This hotel is cursed.

There's enough gluten to dry up a swamp
and of course, now they find a dead body.

I bet it's because of the fish
they served last night.

[scoffs] This is some
bachelorette getaway.

Serves you right
for wanting to get hitched.

-Mama…
-Don't get me started.

[David] Is the trip gonna be canceled?

I guess they'll refund us
everything, right?

"Canceled"?
Death is but a small part of life.

You must take advantage of
what Fernando can no longer do.

You must enjoy Lisbon. Do it for Fernando!

-I'm gonna go home to Madrid, Mama.
-The hell you're going home!

[in Portuguese] This is the only camera
in the hotel that works,

and we already checked it.

No one came in during the night.

[sighs]

[in English] If there's no murder,
there's no paperwork.

[Cristina] What did Bruno say
this morning? That we have to enjoy life.

And how are we going to do that?

By enjoying Lisbon
with the time we have left.

-That's right…
-[tourist 5] It's weird, don't you think?

Who comes to this beautiful city
and doesn't even take one photo?

I'm talking about Fernando.

His suitcase was way too small
for a seven-day stay in Lisbon.

This could be a very important detail
that helps solve his murder.

Yeah?

[Fabio] The camera didn't record anyone
going into his room.

And the police say
he died of a heart attack.

The police also didn't notice
the mark he had on his body, right?

I'm sure you saw what I saw.

[Fabio] Could've been an electrical burn.

If that is the case,
Fernando did not die of a heart attack.

Well, then, how did he die?

[both] He died by electrocution.

So, is there a fire safety route
we should all know about?

Not for you, there isn't.

If the hotel caught fire, you would
probably be one of the first victims.

There are way too many stairs.

And, in case of fire,
elevators are not recommended.

On top of that, you would not be able
to count on your family's help.

Your son seems to have a bad back,

and your daughter and grandson
apparently don't like you enough

and wouldn't volunteer to carry you
during an emergency.

[laughs]

You're such a little jerk!

[Daniel] Excuse me! Excuse me!

I need a list of all your guests and
personnel who work this week at the hotel.

It'd be best if we started to rule out

any possible suspects
before investigating the murder.

A murder? [laughs] What murder?

Daniel, there you are. [chuckles]

Excuse him, he can get a little confused.
[whispers] Okay, come on.

Alicia wants to talk to you.

-[Daniel] Do we already have a new theory?
-[Fabio] Go inside.

Have you been investigating?

[sighs] Okay, earlier,
we were just making things up, okay?

Get it? Hmm?

[sighs] You cannot let the cat
out of the bag in front of just anyone.

That would be difficult.

To let it out of the bag,
you would have to catch it first.

-[Fabio groans]
-And cats, they are extremely fast.

Hmm.

I get it, you don't want me to talk
to anyone about the murder!

-I don't know. What murder?
-Uh, hey there.

Does anyone see me here
holding the door open or what?

[Fabio sighs] Alicia.

What's this? Is this a club meeting?
Can I come in?

-But… This isn't a club, you know?
-Thanks.

-[Fabio sighs]
-Can someone tell me what's going on?

Well, Dani's running around
saying Fernando's death was a murder.

-And what's this about a club?
-But I do not need to be in any club.

[tourist 5] Are you talking
about murder again?

How could that even be?
That man was so kind.

Who would want to kill him?

[Fabio] My thoughts exactly,
which means there was no murder.

The Observer
The Enigma of Ana Sotelo

But we both agree
that he was electrocuted, right?

No, we agreed he died from electrocution.

And there's a difference
between electrocution and murder, hmm?

-[Alicia] Mm-hmm.
-[tourist 5] Poor thing.

-[Daniel] What is going on?
-Do you see that man?

I saw him last night too.

I think he was looking around
for junk to sell.

[Fabio] Alicia!

What did I say? Where is she going?

[Fabio] Alicia!

Alicia, what's going on?

We have to find this guy quickly.
Maybe he found a hair dryer last night.

-A hair dryer?
-[Alicia] Yeah.

A hair dryer?

-What hair dryer?
-I don't know.

-[tourist 5] A hair dryer?
-[Fabio] A hair dryer.

A hair dryer, but what kind?

Hair dryer…

[screams, crying]

-No, no, no! Hey! Take it easy.
-No, no, no, no.

[in Portuguese] You want to rob me?

No, no. [in Portuguese] Não.
Nós no queremos roubar.

-[in English] You speak Portuguese?
-Uh, well, kind of, yeah.

We're looking for a hair dryer
that was in the trash, so take it easy.

[in Portuguese] I'm not a thief.
The hair dryer doesn't work.

-It's burnt out. It doesn't work.
-[in English] Okay, fine.

-[Daniel] The Five Orange Pips.
-Uh… Do you want money? Wait, wait.

[in Portuguese] I…

will give you…

five euros.

And you give me the kid
and the hair dryer.

[in English] Take it easy, Daniel.

-[Alicia] It's okay, Dani.
-[Fabio] Take it easy.

Okay, okay. It's okay.
Calm down. Calm down.

Look at me. Look at me. It's okay.

[in Portuguese] Fifty for the hair dryer.

[in English] What? Seriously?
I mean, he almost killed the kid.

[in Portuguese] Matar?

[in English] What are you doing?

[all scream]

[in Portuguese] It's a deterrent.

This place is very dangerous at night.

50.

-[in English] Fifty?
-I don't have more cash.

Come on, give it to him.
Would you give it to him?

What a great thief, seriously.

Five euros for the kid
and 50 for a hair dryer. Geez…

But it's not a hair dryer.

That's our murder weapon.

[♪ mysterious music playing]

It's okay, Dani. It's over. Calm down.

Wow, you really were brave back there.
Just breathe.

[grunts]

[in Portuguese]
Tenha cuidado. Não saia à noite.

[in English] Why shouldn't I
go out at night? Why is that?

[in Portuguese]
Um homem manco guarda o hotel.

[in English] A one-armed man? Let go!

[in Portuguese]
Bruno, we've got nothing but problems.

And we still have to pay for all this.

[grunts]

[groans]

Where is the corkboard?

MARQUÊS
Lisbon

[Fabio, in English]
Is all of this really necessary?

[tourist 5]
They do this all the time in the movies.

Okay… [sighs] …apparently,
all the rooms had a hair dryer in them,

except in Fernando's room,
where there wasn't one.

Someone threw it out the window.

They threw it out to make the murder
look like a natural death

and that's how they tricked the police.

CONFIDENTIAL

[Fabio] Okay, come on…

-[babbling]
-[screams]

[chuckles]

Oh, come on. There are thousands of ways
he could've gotten burned.

Look at the cord, it's too short.

Well, maybe they thought
to bring an extension cord.

Poor Fernando, I really can't stop
thinking about that poor man.

-[sighs] He was one of "The Famous Five."
-What famous five?

An excess of empathy can cloud judgment
and deductive reasoning.

You would be a terrible police woman.

-[chuckles]
-[tourist 5] What are you talking about?

Now, we should recapture what we have.
So, what do we have so far?

-What do we have?
-[tourist 5] Yes. We have things.

We have clues.

Well, we have a victim
who spoke Portuguese and liked history.

We also have a murder weapon.

[Fabio] We have a security camera that
didn't record anyone going into his room.

Hmm…

[tourist 5] And we have…

a wooden music box.

Yeah. I heard it too.

What does the music box
have to do with this?

Just wait a minute.

Look.

-[Alicia] I don't know if you can…
-[♪ melancholy music plays on music box]

…call someone a person
if they've murdered 70 people.

-[Daniel] That number has been debated.
-[Fernando] That's true.

The historian, Anabela Natário, estimates…

x
I can't wait to see you

[gasps] Oh, excuse me.

There's also that one-armed man.

-[scoffs]
-What one-armed man are you talking about?

The one the homeless guy mentioned.

He said a one-armed man
was watching the hotel.

He said that he saw a shadow
in the alleyway last night.

Maybe someone
from our group or hotel staff…

[Daniel] That guy smelled of liquor.
He's not a reliable witness.

[tourist 5] Reliable or not, what he
told me has me scared half to death.

[Fabio] Okay, fine. Let's just say
he was telling the truth, okay?

We have a murder, a victim,
and a murder weapon.

Let's also not forget
that we're not detectives,

we're just tourists and yesterday,
there were around 15 people in this hotel.

[tourist 5] Yes, you're right, Fabio,
we're not detectives

and that's why we have an advantage.

The killer won't suspect any one of us.

[Daniel] If this was murder,
anyone could be the killer.

-It could even be one of us.
-[tourist 5] Whoever it was,

it must have been someone who knew him
and was waiting for the right moment.

MISSING GIRL!

MISSING
ANA SOTELO NAVARRO

[Fabio] I don't know, Pura.
The hotel staff look suspicious,

but the rest of the group
seems to be normal people, no?

[Alicia] It's obvious that everyone
in this hotel is hiding something,

but there's no "us" here.

[Pura] Of course there is.

This group is an "us" for six days,
whether you like it or not.

We're going to share this hotel,
visit museums.

and moreover, the four of us
are dying to know what really happened.

[cries]

[Pura] The only thing we have to do
is answer two questions:

Who was Fernando? And why did he die?

[Daniel] If you find the motive,
you'll find the killer.

They're usually one and the same.

-[lighter clicks]
-[flame flickers]

[Alicia] Maybe Fernando
was killed for something he did.

At 01 in room 19
Fernando

[Fabio] Or for something he knew.

[Pura] Or for something he had.

[♪ melancholy music plays on music box]

[♪ mysterious music playing]