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All right, Legends. Let's get
this show on the road.

Can't let this immortality buzz
go to waste.

For your convenience,
I started a countdown timer.

23 hours and 45 minutes to save
my brother. You're welcome.

All right. You heard the lady.

Clock is ticking.

Yeah, let's get back to the ship

and fire up the loom
before it's too late.

Has anyone seen Gary because
someone at your party

has stolen my Shadow Stone.

So if you come
across a disembodied voice

floating around, crying out like a baby,
then that's your culprit.

Yeah, Gary went back to the ship.
His bunny has IBS.

Yeah, and serious gas issues.

Ooh!

Wow, that is some arctic breeze
blowing in.

Why are we in England?

Where the bloody hell
is the portal?

Has anyone seen Astra?

How's your tummy, my bunny-wummy?

Gideon, can you do me a favor?

Can you fabricate more veggies
for Gary Junior Il?

Gideon? You there?

Huh.

Gary, the ship's compromised.
They're shutting me down.

If Gideon is down, then...

who's flying the ship?

Oh, come on.
Are you lot off your trolleys?

I mean,
why would Astra steal the Waverider, eh?

I know we're "friends" with her now,
but maybe she wanted to use the Loom.

Or what if my sisters got to her?

If they get control of the Loom
before we do,

we'll never get a chance
to bring my brother back.

Okay. Let's all just keep our cool.

Gideon, what's going on?

Gideon?

- Okay, no Gideon.
- Yeah, it's okay, it's okay.

We'll figure this out.

What just happened?
Did you have another vision?

Uh, no, it's, um... it was nothing.

As in, you saw nothing or what?

It was just a flash,
and then it was nothing.

I think it's the Chalice. It's probably
messing with my powers.

So what? Now you're just blind?

- Mick, that's insensitive.
- That's not helpful.

Wait, wait, wait. I think I just came up
with an amazing plan.

Rip set up Time Bureau safe houses
all over the world,

some of which are still standing,
like the one in London.

Yes? We go there, we get a Time Courier,

he'll take us
to the Waverider.

- Yes.
- Yes.

Yeah, babe.
That is a perfect plan.

And you know what? We're gonna do it.

We're gonna go to London because
we are immortal superheroes.

- Except me.
- Except for Zari.

And nothing is gonna stand in our way.

We're immortal and we're superheroes,
and we have to wait for the bus.

Yeah.

Well, at least Constantine
got us these nice warm clothes.

- We're ready for anything, right?
- Yeah, like a pheasant hunt.

But in our defense,
we do look pretty good.

Okay, tell me this. How do you live here
and not have a car?

Never needed one, love.
Always bummed a ride.

So exactly how far is it to London?

Well, according to my phone,
it says 275.8...

- Miles or kilometers?
- Doesn't matter, it's far.

When is the bus supposed to get here?

According to the schedule, it'll be here
in either one minute or three hours.

Wait. Guys, is it a holiday?

Is it a holiday?

Ah. Finally.

- Yes!
- There we go.

Okay.

Now, hold up. Who's paying the fare?

- Does anybody have any money?
- No.

Uh...

Sir, I know this sounds ridiculous,

but the fate of the world depends on us
getting on this bus.

I don't care who depends on who.

When I'm driving this bus,
everyone pays the fare.

Have it your way.

Well, come on!

I really am so sorry, sir.

Believe it or not, we're the good guys.

Bollocks!

Thank you for delivering
this lovely Timeship.

And Atropos, thank you for shutting off
that aggravating talking computer.

She thought she was so witty.

You don't have to thank me.
It's not like I had a choice.

- You called in your favor, after all.
- Everything comes at a price, Astra.

I gave you a shot
at killing John Constantine,

and you squandered that.

You drank from the Chalice of Dionysus.

You're immortal for a day
and can operate the Loom of Fate.

Are you asking me to work with you?
Because I'm not hearing a question.

Fine, I'll join you.
But I have some demands.

Demands? Really?

Yeah. Now I've experienced
life on Earth again,

some things have got to change.

Like prunes. Disgusting.
I want them gone.

And dogs, they should
stay puppies forever.

Oh, and there's just one more thing.

I want to bring my mother back to life.

Let's kill her.

- I'm immortal. Remember?
- For now.

Astra's friends will be
searching for us by now.

Do something productive
and take care of them

while I chat with Astra
about this list of demands.

Now, tell me about these prunes.

Um...

Should I tell Mick that he's driving
on the wrong side of the road or just...

No, definitely not.
It'll just confuse him more.

- Okay.
- Speaking of driving,

maybe you should run point
on this mission.

What?

Is this because you're blind?

Because you totally
killed it at beer pong.

Thank you.

But now that I can't see the future,
you know,

just thinking maybe I'm more
useful as a foot soldier.

And plus, you're exactly who
the team needs right now.

Uh, okay, fine.
But this is only temporary.

Because as far as I'm concerned,

we are co-captains for life.

Always.

Rise again, oh fallen souls.

We seek revenge.
Help conquer our foes.

Who's that?

We're gonna get
your brother back.

We're just taking, you know,
the scenic route.

Oh, you have got to be kidding me.

Oh, you must be joking.
What are you doing?

Oh, I'm just having a little chin wag
with an old friend.

- Come on, give it here.
- This is not your friend.

I thought you quit.
Why are you starting again?

Because I trusted Astra

and then she betrayed me
by siding with Charlie's sisters.

Once they use the Loom,
we're all as good as dead anyway.

This doomsday act is getting super old.

Look around. The sky hasn't fallen.

The world is still here.

And for whatever reason, the cabal
of mystical seamstresses

hasn't started spinning yet.

Which means we still have time
to stop them.

So, just don't do that.

- Fine.
- It's so gross.

- Oh, damn, Mick, you killed her.
- No, I didn't.

- How do you know?
- She's moving.

Uh, uh, ma'am, maybe you should
just stay down. Are you okay?

Whoa.

What is it?

Punch it! Punch it!

Nice one.

Oh, we've seen this before in the forest
where Atropos was chasing us.

My sister will do everything she can
to stop us.

Then we're probably gonna start seeing
a lot more of these zombies soon.

- Or now.
- Hmm?

Let's go!

Oh, come on, really?

What the hell, John?
Now you have a death wish?

Oh, come on. Don't be daft.

See, apparently, the good thing
about having a damned soul

is these zombies
aren't interested in me.

Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.

- Cool demo. Could you do something now?
- Yeah, okay. Watch.

All right, team.

We gotta stick to the plan.

Let's get this bus up and running
before more of these come back.

Maybe this cable
will get Gideon back online.

Gideon?

Should have paid more attention
in computer science.

Wake up, sleepyhead.

Are you an angel?

Am I dead?

Oh, you're not dead, Gary.
And I'm Gideon.

- You're Gideon?
- Mmm-hmm.

But you're so...

You're so...

human. Are you real?

Well, I could explain,
but it wouldn't matter one bit.

Now, listen to me very carefully because
you have a rather important job to do.

- I do?
- Yes.

You must hide those
very important and powerful rings

from those evil sisters.

The fate of the world depends on it.

Now, come on, Gary.

It's time to get to work.

Guys, come on. We gotta keep moving

before my sisters send
something else our way.

The engine's busted after the fight,
and the fuel pump's got no power.

Even if we fix the pump,

all this leaking fluid tells me
this is a lost cause.

Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, relax.

Remember when we all worked together
to defeat a time demon?

We can make it to London
if we just work together.

All right. How long is it going to take
to fix the engine?

- An hour.
- Maybe two.

To be honest, I don't know
anything about mechanics, so...

All right. We're running out of time.

You live around here.
You must know someone with a car.

- Yeah, I might know a bloke.
- Great.

Wait, Zari. Shouldn't you stay with us?
You're not immortal.

Look, I can't just
sit here and do nothing.

Hey, hey, hey.

- I got her. It's fine.
- Hey, no, no, no, no.

Where are you guys going?
We're not supposed to split up.

That's not a part of the plan!

Astra, dear, we have been
very patient with you,

especially considering you betrayed us
without saying a word.

You betrayed me first.

Besides, I had to take my destiny
into my own hands

and try to bring my mother back myself.

And I appreciate your gumption.

But I'm afraid you don't
fully grasp what that means.

Right now, my mother is dead.

I would like her to be alive.
Fairly simple concept.

But as you know,
life as a human is very difficult.

If you insist on having
a normal life with your mother,

you will be bound
to the rules of nature,

which are not kind to humans.

See for yourself.

Why would you show me that?

Because that is what is going to happen
if you bring your mother back.

Life as a human
is a life of pain and suffering.

Constantine promised
to bring your mother back

as if it would solve all your problems.

But what he didn't tell you...

is you're just postponing
the inevitable.

Why bring your mother back...

only to lose her all over again?

Look, I couldn't just sit
in that bus and do nothing.

Oh, I suppose it's good
to go through the motions.

At least it gives you
the illusion of control.

Yeah, I'm not just
going through the motions,

I'm actually doing something
to save my brother.

Yeah, and I was actually
trying to help Astra,

and look what happened there.

You may see no point in trying,
but I'm not giving up.

Have you ever considered the possibility

that your brother's fate
is doomed in every timeline?

Apparently, this bloke, Rip Hunter,
used to say

that certain things are just inevitable.

Go to hell, John.

You know,
I've been there and back, love.

Look, I'm just trying to save you
the disappointment, is all.

You know what?
Let's just walk in silence. Cool? Cool.

Yeah.

Real smooth, Johnny. Real smooth.

She's so intriguing.

Gary, she's positively evil.

But she's so talented
with those weird knives.

Well, never mind her many
splendid talents, Gary.

I must ask you to focus,
pay attention now.

Okay, but how are we gonna distract her
to grab the rings so she doesn't notice?

I've got an idea.

Wish me luck.

Good luck.

What's up?

I really don't think I should have
let John and Zari go.

What if we get the bus up and running
before they get back?

Or even worse, more zombies?
Then what am I supposed to...

Hey. Don't sweat it
if the plan falls apart.

Sometimes, the best solutions come
when there is no plan at all.

Besides, Legends are
all about improvisation.

It's kind of like, uh, free-form jazz.

Ugh.

- I hate free-form jazz.
- Yeah, me too.

Uh, sounds like we have company.

Whoa, I think those are soldiers.

- Maybe they can help us get to London.
- What did I tell you?

- Hey, guys, hi!
- Hands up!

- Oh, we are so glad you found us.
- Stay where you are.

They've got blood on their clothes.
They might be infected.

- What? No.
- No.

- It's not.
- No, no, no, we're not infected.

Ava!

Oh, my God.

Ow.

My God. These zombies
can withstand headshots.

Since when do zombies talk, you idiot?

Super zombies have become sentient.

Round them up and take them
back to base camp.

Your hands
where I can see them.

Lachesis?

- Yes.
- The rings are gone.

I don't understand.

- How could this happen?
- There must be someone else on the ship.

You're right. Someone else is here.

And I know exactly who it is.

I got the rings.
We make an amazing team.

We should have our own spin-off.

Gideon and Gary
Having adventures

Solving problems

And saving the world

Brilliant song, Gary.

You must teach it to me
once you've managed

to wrestle control of the Waverider
from those pesky sisters.

- I know how we can do that.
- Mmm.

We'll blow up the ship.

Or, perhaps, we'll do something
just a smidge less suicidal.

Oh, that sounds like fun.

Let's track down a Courier, so we can
jump the rest of the Legends here.

Well, what are we waiting for?

Let's go to the lab and make
those Couriers ours.

Gary, you're making me blush.

Let's go.

This is charming.

How did you hear about this place?

Back in the day, old man Joe called
me about a demon-possessed '75 Fiat.

It was a right messy exorcism.

And a right crappy car.

Ah, now, there's a beauty.

All right, come on. We don't want to be
out here any longer than we have to be.

What was that?

It is not a sound we want
to be waiting around for.

Okay, let's go, this way, go.

- Okay, I'll go find the van keys.
- Yeah, all right, yeah. You do that.

Okay.

Thanks, Old Man Joe.

Ugh.

What is that infernal racket?
Are you all right?

Yup. Yeah. I am fine. Just...

Filing this away for future therapy.

Ugh.

Okay.

We better leg it to that chip van before
you become zombie fodder.

John, there's too many
of them out there.

But they're not interested in you.

You need to take the van,
find the team and save Behrad.

No, no, no, no, no,
that is a terrible idea.

Why, because you didn't think of it?

Because I'm not leaving
you here to die, all right?

That's it.

Oh, now you're good with
leaving me to die?

Yes to death, no to leaving.

You see, there was
this spell that the ancient Egyptians...

I don't need the history lesson,
John, just do it.

Yeah, all right,
but it means stopping your heart.

And when I do that, we've only got a few
minutes before the rest of you stops.

It's risky and anything can go wrong.

You know what? This whole day
has gone wrong, so,

why stop now?

Why, indeed?

You're making a huge mistake.

What sentient zombies
are this well-dressed?

Damn it. I promised Lita
I would never get locked up again.

This stays between us.

Okay, I am...
I am just gonna make up a speech.

About what? I don't know.
Just made up on the spot.

Ava's lost it, she's lost it.

- Shh, she's thinking...
- Okay.

You know what, guys? Um...

We are not wasting
any more time in this tin can.

Let's try to get creative and think
about what resources we have.

- Okay.
- Look, we've got

a guy who turns into steel.

We've got a shapeshifter, right?

That's friggin' amazing.
We've got a kickass blind assassin.

And a reformed thief
turned romance novelist.

Who you calling reformed?

Oh. Well...

Whoa.

Wait a minute.

I've been locked up
in one of these before.

There's a weak door...

down here somewhere.

Ah.

Steel boy, punch.

I'd be honored.

Whoa, wait, what, so we're gonna
just jump out of a moving car?

Uh, you know, we're not going to die,
but it's really going to hurt.

- Okay, who's first?
- You!

- Oh, God!
- Out of here, sucker!

All right, then, come on, step right up.

- You got her?
- Yeah, got her. Yeah.

Whoo!

I'm actually glad I can't see
what's about to happen.

Ready? And jump!

Gravity's actually
not a part of the plan!

Ow!

Ah.

Well, Ava,

as far as inspirational speeches go,
I give that a gentleman's 7.

You know what?
I will take it because now we are...

80 miles from London, which is...

- you know, closer than we were before.
- Yeah.

- We're never going to make it.
- Hey! Never say "never."

Hey, hey, hey, hey! Can you help us?

Ow!

Don't stop, Wilbur! Zombies!

Damn it!

You're giving off a vibe.

Oh, man.

- Come on, babe, we gotta walk!
- I'm coming.

All right, love. Can you give me
a bit of room here, eh?

Sure.

Okay.

If I die, I can't believe the last thing
I'm going to see is your face.

Yeah, well, better than
those zombies out there, eh?

Debatable.

Yeah. All right, love.

Close your eyes now.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Don't do this to me!
Don't do this to me!

Come on, Zari, come on!

Come on, don't do this.

Come on, come back to me, love.
Come back to me.

Is this what a hangover feels like?

We need to get out of here.

- Got one!
- Smashing job, Gary.

Now, let's go get your friends,

so we can finish this adventure
once and for all.

Easy enough.

Drop it.

She means it. She'll skin you alive.

What are you doing, Astra?
Why are you working with them?

Now, give us the rings.
We know you have them.

Gideon, run, save yourself!

The moron is speaking to the rabbit.

The rings are in your pocket.
Give them to us.

Gideon?

Help me.

I can't, Gary.

I'm just a figment of your imagination.

But you must believe in yourself.

And don't give in,
no matter what they do.

How could I give you the rings
if they were never really here?

Trickery.

I may have been electrocuted
by Gideon's mainframe,

but I could still do
a simple obfuscation spell.

Time for more persuasive tactics.

Those headlights are coming in fast.

All right, everybody. Just be cool.

Yeah? try to act as
un-zombie-like as possible.

- Maybe Mick should stand in the back.
- Mmm.

Get in, losers, we're going looming.

Uh, hello?

Ex-Director Sharpe here,
who's manning this post?

Aha!

Well, cheers to this nightmare of a day
coming to an end soon.

I'll drink to that.

Yeah, well, we're not out
of the woods yet, love,

but you can sign me up
for a beer anytime.

Yup, John was right.
We are not out of the woods yet.

Is it dead?

Yeah, how did you know?

Great, that's just great.

My brother's gone forever,
and the world's going to end

because someone forgot to charge it.

Great.

Smoke break?

Actually, uh...

I quit smoking.

Again.

Mmm, don't tell me you finally
found something to live for.

There's no point.

The Fates are literally against us.

I mean, how else do you explain
an overnight zombie apocalypse?

Or the fact that we're now
at the mercy of a charger?

You know, I gotta say,

all this doom and gloom attitude

really don't suit you, love.

I'm sorry, I didn't realize you had
a monopoly on doom and gloom.

No, I'm just saying,

you stick to what you know best, is all.

Yeah, I'm not going to take advice
from a professional exorcist

with a savior complex.

Come on,
I do not have a savior complex.

Are you serious right now?

"Oh, save me from my demons,
John Constantine!"

Oh, what about you, then?
You talk about savior complex,

what with all your self-help
and advice videos.

Saving your minions from a life
of drudgery.

I give my followers
something to aspire to.

Aspire to? Really?

What's that, then? Ah, oh, yeah,
it's being a superficial git.

If you think I'm superficial,
then why are you here with me?

Do you know what, I don't know,
I just think I haven't

had enough punishment for one day.

Punishment? You should just go, then.
Right now.

You want me to leave?
Because I will leave.

- I will go right now and not come back.
- Good, great.

Leave. I wouldn't wanna
be with you right now,

if you were the last man on Earth.

Well, good,
because I wouldn't wanna be with you

if you were the last woman...

So, where should we start?

Head, shoulders, knees

or toes?

How about none of those things?

You can hand me those rings
or you can give me your hands,

it is that simple.

This isn't you. You're not like them.

You don't know a thing about me.

I do know that when you had to choose
between staying

in hell or putting your trust
in the Legends,

you grabbed Ava's hand and took
a leap of faith.

That was a mistake.

A moment of weakness

when I still believed
I wanted to see my mother.

Wait.

You don't want your mother
to come back anymore?

Not if it means
losing her all over again.

Lachesis opened my eyes
and showed me her death

and what it would be like
if I brought her back.

You actually had to see your mother die?

Are you okay? Because if I were you,
I'd be a big puddle of...

Of course I am not okay.

It was bad enough losing her
when I was a kid.

But did this Lachesis lady
show you anything else?

Like, what about all the good moments?

Before she died.

Why bother?

Those memories would be

painful reminders of what I would
one day have to lose.

You must have some memories of your mom

when you were little
that make you smile.

Right?

Well, maybe,
instead of torturing me, you could...

I don't know, share one?

You guys good?

Yeah, feeling a little better.

Wow. Those yams?

Horrible, aren't they?

Look, guys, I know today was...

- was rough. I mean...
- Oh.

You got shot in the head,
for Pete's sake.

Do you have to bring that up?

And if I could,
I'd spend every day like this.

Sitting around with my pals.

Aw.

Well, you could end every day any way
you like with the Loom of Fate, mate.

You know, after we best your sister,
any one of us might be called

to use the Loom,
and you got to ask the question,

what kind of temptations we'd have?

I'm actually pretty happy just...

flying through time with you guys,

and I got my lady.

I'm pretty happy.

Mmm. Same.

I'd be a criminal again.
The simple life.

You know, if Behrad were alive
and we were together and happy, I...

I don't know, I would use my talents

to make the world a more...

inclusive, better place, I guess.

Well, I, for one, would throw
a multi-continent rager.

- Would you really, though, John-o?
- I would, yeah.

There's nothing
a little deeper...

little closer to your heart?

Oh, you know, uh...

Even after everything that's happened...

I'd wanna do right by Astra, you know.

Make sure she was happy
growing up in a big house,

and I could keep an eye on her.

Sure is nice to dream.

I'll drink to that.

Cheers!

Okay.

What are you not telling me?

Nothing.

Come on.

Let me guess.

You didn't really lose your powers.

Yeah?

You had a vision.

And you saw the future, and you don't
want to tell me about what happened.

Am I right?

The Courier is not going
to charge in time.

- In time for what?
- In time to escape

before that front door gets
busted down by what's outside.

Why'd you lie to me, babe?

Because my vision ended
with me dying here.

In this pub.

Sorry, what?

Oh, my God,
I can't really think straight. I just...

It's okay.

This is why I didn't wanna tell you.

I didn't want to distract you
from getting the team to this moment.

Okay, so you have been saying
goodbye and just

pushing me to take over this whole time?

Yes, but it's a temporary
goodbye, all right?

Because you guys,
you're going to fix this,

and you're going to save the day.

Did you happen
to have some sort of vision

of how we saved the day, Sara,

because that would
be really helpful right now.

I wish, but, no, I couldn't see anything
past my death. That was it.

Okay.

And what if we don't succeed?

I have faith in you, babe.

And I have faith in this team.

And after I go,
you will fix it, I know it.

Um, I don't wanna freak you guys out...

but we're completely surrounded
by zombies.

Looks like they're biding their time
until our immortality runs out.

Well, damnees,
the inevitable has arrived.

Kiss your immortality goodbye.

It's strange the memories
you hold on to when someone's gone.

My mom loved strawberries.

And one year we went
strawberry picking at this farm.

And we just ate them right off the vine.

They didn't even make it to the basket.

We just spent the whole day
stuffing ourselves.

Sounds like a cool lady.

She was.

Think about all the strawberries
you could pick if you came...

Okay, enough wheedling.

Just show me how to use this damn thing,

so we can get help
and I can bring her back already.

Okay, yeah. So...

Congratulations. You're just as weak
as any other human.

Your immortality has run out. Time's up.

The rings.

Or join your friend on the floor.

We just have to hold out
until the Courier charges.

The door's not going to hold.

Once they're inside,
I'll hold them off as long as I can.

Sara.

Co-captains for life.

Always.

Come on.

The bloody thing's still charging.

Hey, deadheads, over here!

Sara!

It's charged.

Charlie, you have to go.

Deal with your sisters and fix this.

- How?
- You've outsmarted them once before,

you can do it again.

Gary.

Charlie, thank God you're here.

Your sisters took over the ship
and they somehow convinced Astra

to work with them, and then I convinced
her she was wrong,

which is how she ended up on the floor.

Where's everyone else?

There's no time to explain,
where are the rings?

Okay, yeah.

We have to be careful.
Your sisters were just...

What a pity.

You've come crawling back.

You're just in time, Clotho.

I'm done running.

Now, let's get to work.