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Tama Municipal Hounou Academy.

A peaceful place of learning, attended by healthy students...

DISCIPLINARY COMMITTEE ROOM

until a beautiful,

bewitching devil descends upon its unsuspecting halls.

Excuse me.

I am Kyougi Youji from Class 1-2.

Huh?

Wait, what?

Why am I here?

Ah!

Thank you for coming, Kyougi-kun.

I've been waiting for you.

You're here because I called out to your soul.

My soul?

Yes.

I've decided to devour you.

Sorry about this.

You're going to... devour me?

I'm the daughter of Beezlebub, the Archdevil of Gluttony:

Kanan the Gourmet.

Now, let me eat you right up,

you lower life form.

#01 KANAN'S EASY

SEVERAL MONTHS AGO, HELL

Papa.

I have a request.

Oh! My cute little Kanan-chan!

Ask me anything.

Come on, have a seat. Let's eat together.

I'm sorry, Papa. I'm just not in the mood right now.

To be honest, nothing I eat here tastes very good anymore.

That's no good.

A healthy appetite is the foundation of a healthy body.

Papa's worried about you.

That's why I'd like to go somewhere with far more delicious food on offer.

And what would this delicious food be?

Human souls!

I want to personally cultivate and savor the sweet souls

of young humans on the verge of maturation.

That sounds lovely.

Your papa once made the same trip.

Though that did lead to a rather nasty conflict with the angels.

It'll be okay!

I'll make it work!

Oh, well. How can I say no to a request from my cute Kanan-chan?

Thank you, Papa!

I'll be heading out, then!

Hold on. Just wait a second.

Huh?

Kanan-chan.

Have you eaten with anyone lately?

Now, now, Papa.

Fine dining is best enjoyed alone.

I could do without the extra noise.

Is that so?

I hope you're able to find what you're looking for, Kanan-chan.

So good!

TAMA MUNICIPAL HOUNOU ACADEMY

And now here I am in the human world.

Beautiful and attractive,

Wow!

smart and talented,

Whoa!

Amazing!

and athletically gifted,

I've become a Miss Perfect who's gained the trust of every student and teacher.

I've played the model student so well

that I'm now head of the disciplinary committee—the perfect façade.

This academy will henceforth be my ranch,

and the rest of you, my livestock.

Now, grow up nice and quick, so that your souls can sate me.

It's gotta be a gyaru. A gyaru.

What do you mean?

I like 'em plump.

It's all about big boobs!

DISCIPLINARY COMMITTEE ROOM

My, my. I'm just too hungry.

I wanted to wait a little longer for them to mature,

but I guess it wouldn't hurt to eat one.

There!

That brilliant sheen and tone!

It's brimming with vitality!

That's a prime soul right there!

Human.

You there, human.

Huh?

Huh?!

Come to me.

You're going to... devour me?

Yes, that's right.

First, I'll peel back the skin.

Peel back... the skin?

Then I'll work it with my fingers until it's firm and juicy...

You'll use your fingers to make it hard?!

And then I'll enjoy a taste... raw, of course.

Rawdogging already?!

You should be most honored to be devoured by me.

Be grateful, lower life form.

Thank you very much!

Huh?!

You actually are honored?!

Of course! Nothing would make me happier!

That's an admirable attitude to have. I thought you'd be trembling with fear.

How could I?!

It's always been my dream to be devoured by a devilish girl like you, Senpai!

Huh?!

Not to mention...

You're dressed for cosplay sex!

Huh?

That devil costume is amazing!

Who the hell hears "devoured" and takes it sexually?!

I forgot that high school boys have nothing but copulation on the brain!

Now my food thinks it can have relations with me?

What a foolish piece of livestock you are.

That said, this is the perfect chance!

I can simply steal his soul while we're doing the deed!

There's just one problem.

I'm a complete virgin!

Let's get started, if you'd please!

H-H-Hold on! Wait a second!

What's the matter?

I-Isn't this something that's only done by two people who love each other very much?

No problems on that front!

Because I already fell in love with you on the spot, Senpai!

Crap! This guy doesn't know when to give up!

Senpai, you called me here because you're in love with me, too, right?

Love?

Come to think of it, I've never fallen in love with anyone before.

I'm several thousand years old, and I've never even held hands.

But now that I get a good look at the figure he's cutting...

He might just be my type!

Senpai, I love you! I love you! I love you!

Hey, wait, wait!

Give me a minute to think!

Are you okay with this, Kanan Zebul?!

You're the daughter of the archdevil Beelzebub!

Is it really okay to let your first love be with this lower life form?!

It looks like I've put you on the spot.

Huh?!

I don't want to do anything to hurt you, Senpai.

Huh? Uh, well, um...

But if we can't go all the way, how about third base?

As if, blockhead!

Second, even!

Eww, no! You pervert!

Then what do you say to us starting out with dating?

D-Dating?

Well, I guess I could do that much.

Hell yeah!

Thank you for agreeing!

Y-You're welcome.

Huh?

I'll see you tomorrow, then!

What kind of crazy contract did I just end up making?

Curse you, lower life form!

THAT'S A DEVIL COSTUME, RIGHT?!

IT'S NOT COSPLAY!

Youji, are you free this weekend?

I'd love to get your help with cleaning our shrine.

I probably shouldn't. I have a feeling I'm going to be busy.

Sorry, Masurao.

I keep telling you not to call me by my last name!

Call me Nadeko!

Old habits are hard to break, I guess.

That aside, your schedule's usually open all year long.

I wasn't expecting you to have plans.

Right. I got a girlfriend.

I see, I see. A girlfriend, huh?

That explains it.

Wait, what?!

You got a girlfriend?!

Yeah. She's one year older than me.

An older woman?!

I thought you were just a quiet nobody,

but you did surprisingly well!

So, what do you call each other when you're chatting?

Call each other?

If the two of you are in love, you must have pet names for each other, right?

You're probably on a first-name basis, at least.

First name...

What fools.

None of them realize that I'm simply fattening them for the slaughter.

Once again, they prove themselves mere livestock to be looked down upon.

Senpai!

Kyougi-kun?!

Could you stop appearing out of nowhere?!

Senpai! Please call me by my first name!

Huh? Your first name?

We're dating now, but we still call each other by last name and "Senpai," right?

I want us to be on a first-name basis as proof of our intimacy.

I-Intimacy?!

He sure is greedy for a lower life form.

Wait, hold on...

Hmm? You want me to call you by your first name?

What should I do?

This is a good chance to show the livestock who's boss!

He's champing at the bit!

It's cute seeing him get so desperate over a simple name.

Be grateful and listen closely.

You... Yo... Y-Yo...

Yo-Youhi...

Senpai?

Don't tell me I'm actually embarrassed to call Kyougi-kun by his first name!

No, no, no, no, no!

It's just a name! I can say that much!

I'll say it! I'll say it!

Youji, Youji, Youji, Youji, Youji, Youji, Youji!

Yo... Yo... Yo... Yo...

Could it be that you're embarrassed to call me by my first name?

O-Of course not!

Oh, I see. Sorry about that.

If you want me to call you that so badly,

then you can call me by my first name first!

Kanan.

Dopamine is a hell of a drug!

What is this feeling of bliss?!

That's what he was after, huh?

He wanted to get off from being called by his name!

This filthy pig!

Your turn. Please call me by my first name,

Kanan.

Hey, Kanan?

Please, Kanan.

Kanan.

Kanan.

Kanan.

Not right into my ears!

I can't stop the happy chemicals!

At this rate...

I'm going to be charmed by my own livestock!

Kanan!

At least add "san," you brute!

Thank you very much!

You're getting too carried away!

I'm going home!

See you,

Youji-kun.

You'll pay for this, you lower life form!

Kanan-senpai!

My ears are still ringing.

What is happening to me?

Whenever I'm around Kyougi-kun...

Hmm?

Come on. Why not?

Well...

You two. Step away from each other.

Illicit sexual conduct is prohibited.

Shit! It's the disciplinary committee head!

Let's go!

Good grief. Humans are mere beasts, ruled by their base desires.

They scarcely think about anything but sex 24/7.

This place is like a zoo in mating season.

But don't you worry.

I'll keep you all on a tight leash so your souls stay pure and delicious.

It's nice to see, isn't it?

He's so close! When did Kyougi-kun get here?!

Well, that's fine.

This time, I'll show him where he stands!

So, why are you here?

Why did you move away from me?

We're lovers now. Of course I'd want to spend as much time with you as possible.

L-Lovers?!

By the way, Senpai.

Where do you think we should go to make our first time truly unforgettable?

You want it to happen somewhere memorable, right?

This guy came here to decide where we'll have sex for the first time?!

You horny ape of a lower life form! Have you no concept of decorum?!

At least take me out to dinner—

I mean, get married before you start talking about things like that!

You're such a romantic, wanting it to be memorable.

What location did you have in mind?

Me? I was thinking...

maybe the park.

Outside?!

H-H-How outdoorsy of you.

The park on the way to school would be best.

It'd be great to relive the memory every time I passed by it!

How big of a pervert are you?!

Rejected!

It'd be way too embarrassing if anyone saw us!

Sorry. I didn't think about that.

How about something more orthodox,

like a movie theater?

I'm telling you to avoid public spaces, you dummy!

Then how about on a trip?

A trip? To where? Where would we go?

A hot spring, of course!

Can't wait to share a bath, huh?

You perverted, lustful monster!

Jeez! You dummy, dummy, dummy!

Our first time should be in the privacy of the bedroom!

What am I saying?!

Our first time should be in my room.

No!

Senpai.

Being able to fulfill your wishes

is making me so happy that I can't hold back my excitement.

Stop! Calm down! Don't get that excited!

Now, let's both have an unforgettable...

first date!

Huh?

Right, a first date!

I knew that! Of course!

I wasn't misunderstanding anything at all!

Listen!

I'll only visit your room when your parents are home!

Remember that!

You, you, you...

You lower life form!

Senpai!

Now, you lower life forms,

run along home and dream of the day when you're eaten by my adorable self.

Senpai! Let's walk home together!

Wh-Why should I have to walk home with you?!

Because I'm your boyfriend.

My... boyfriend!

Don't you dare skip a beat, my heart!

Don't get so worked up over mere food!

Honestly, these shameless desires of his are beyond the pale!

Well, that's fine.

Oh? You want to walk home together?

What'll I ever do with you?

This time, I'll really put him in his place!

Then let's go home.

L-Let's! Now come along at once!

Senpai?

Walking side-by-side is making my heart race more than I expected!

Why won't you walk beside me?

S-Someone as important as me could be the target of assassination at any time!

So I'm using you as a meat shield!

You mean you're relying on me, then?!

In that case, we should walk even closer together!

Not this close!

It's dangerous to stand too far apart,

so let's... join hands!

But if we hold hands, I might get pregnant!

To have hatched such a complex scheme to violate me...

Is this man a devil?!

But if I refuse, he'll think I'm indecisive!

Devils can't show any fear!

Wh-What should I do?

What should I do?!

Senpai.

What's going on?

Wh-What?! Could you not talk to me without a good reason?

Did that boy do something bad?

Shh!

There! Our hands are joined as we walk, just as you requested!

Well? How does it feel?

Like the best thing ever.

Are you kidding me?!

You want to keep me by your side so badly, you'd resort to bondage.

You want to control me, physically and mentally.

I can hear those inner desires!

I can feel your love!

You're wrong.

That wasn't my intention.

I'm not...

You'll pay for this, you lower life form!

Senpai?!

Argh! I'm really pissed off now!

Kyougi-kun just keeps throwing me off my game!

I didn't come to the human world to screw around like this!

Senpai.

I'm so rattled, it's like I can still hear his voice!

Senpai.

Seriously, what's happening to me?!

Huh?

Kyougi-kun?!

S-Senpai.

Why are you so scuffed up?!

Because our hands were joined and you never let me go.

Huh?!

Wait, could you stop talking like I'm some clingy girlfriend?!

Senpai! I... I...

I've never been on such an intense walk before!

You really are the glass-half-full kind, huh?

It's made me awaken to the joys of being a pet!

Don't turn an accident into pet play!

Argh! I'm just dancing to Kyougi-kun's tune again!

Umm...

Since we're already out here,

there's something I'd like to do with you, Senpai.

Huh?!

Something he wants to do in the park?!

What exactly is this?

It's a croquette.

From the butcher shop.

I know what a croquette is.

I've always wanted to buy and eat snacks with my girlfriend like this.

That's what you wanted to do here?

Did you have something else in mind?

N-Not at all! Not on your life!

There's no sauce?

No, no, try eating it as-is!

They're really good!

Wouldn't adding sauce make them even better?

Senpai, are you being serious right now?

That's really rude to the croquette. You're way out of line.

I happen to like it, okay? Where do you get off calling other people out of line?

Listen to me, Senpai.

The croquettes from this shop are so good

that I've disassembled several of them for analysis,

and I figured it out after separating the ingredients.

The ratio of meat and potatoes and of the oval shape...

That's where the secret lies!

1:1.618.

Are you familiar with that number?

H-He's talking more than I've ever heard him talk before.

Yes, it's the golden ratio!

These croquettes were made according to the golden ratio!

Furthermore, behold their crisp, golden breading!

Truly, these are golden croquettes!

Senpai?

I thought you were just some pervert.

I never knew you could get so passionate over a simple croquette.

You have a cute side, too, Kyougi-kun.

Huh? Pervert?

Yes, yes.

So I just need to try it as is, huh?

Right, right! Please, eat up!

I guess I don't mind a little noise while I eat... once in a while.

Huh? It's good.

I thought nothing had any flavor for me anymore.

Oh! They're extra good today!

That must be because I'm eating them with you, Senpai!

Eating together... makes food taste better?

What are you looking at?

Oh, I was just thinking how cute you are when you're eating.

Y-You lower life form!

Translation: John Pickett

Subtitle Timing: Krzysztof Kunc Subtitle Editing: Geoff Mazzolini

Quality Check: Gabriella Alabanza Translation Check: Michelle Tymon