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Tama Municipal Hounou Academy.
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A peaceful place of learning,
attended by healthy students...
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DISCIPLINARY COMMITTEE ROOM
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until a beautiful,
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bewitching devil descends
upon its unsuspecting halls.
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Excuse me.
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I am Kyougi Youji from Class 1-2.
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Huh?
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Wait, what?
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Why am I here?
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Ah!
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Thank you for coming, Kyougi-kun.
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I've been waiting for you.
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You're here because
I called out to your soul.
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My soul?
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Yes.
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I've decided to devour you.
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Sorry about this.
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You're going to... devour me?
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I'm the daughter of Beezlebub,
the Archdevil of Gluttony:
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Kanan the Gourmet.
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Now, let me eat you right up,
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you lower life form.
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#01 KANAN'S EASY
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SEVERAL MONTHS AGO, HELL
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Papa.
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I have a request.
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Oh! My cute little Kanan-chan!
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Ask me anything.
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Come on, have a seat. Let's eat together.
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I'm sorry, Papa. I'm just not
in the mood right now.
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To be honest, nothing I eat here
tastes very good anymore.
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That's no good.
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A healthy appetite is the foundation
of a healthy body.
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Papa's worried about you.
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That's why I'd like to go somewhere
with far more delicious food on offer.
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And what would this delicious food be?
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Human souls!
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I want to personally cultivate
and savor the sweet souls
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of young humans
on the verge of maturation.
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That sounds lovely.
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Your papa once made the same trip.
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Though that did lead to a rather
nasty conflict with the angels.
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It'll be okay!
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I'll make it work!
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Oh, well. How can I say no to
a request from my cute Kanan-chan?
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Thank you, Papa!
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I'll be heading out, then!
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Hold on. Just wait a second.
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Huh?
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Kanan-chan.
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Have you eaten with anyone lately?
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Now, now, Papa.
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Fine dining is best enjoyed alone.
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I could do without the extra noise.
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Is that so?
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I hope you're able to find what
you're looking for, Kanan-chan.
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So good!
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TAMA MUNICIPAL HOUNOU ACADEMY
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And now here I am in the human world.
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Beautiful and attractive,
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Wow!
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smart and talented,
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Whoa!
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Amazing!
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and athletically gifted,
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I've become a Miss Perfect who's gained
the trust of every student and teacher.
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I've played the model student so well
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that I'm now head of the disciplinary
committee—the perfect façade.
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This academy will henceforth be my ranch,
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and the rest of you, my livestock.
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Now, grow up nice and quick,
so that your souls can sate me.
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It's gotta be a gyaru. A gyaru.
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What do you mean?
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I like 'em plump.
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It's all about big boobs!
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DISCIPLINARY COMMITTEE ROOM
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My, my. I'm just too hungry.
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I wanted to wait a little longer
for them to mature,
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but I guess it wouldn't hurt to eat one.
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There!
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That brilliant sheen and tone!
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It's brimming with vitality!
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That's a prime soul right there!
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Human.
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You there, human.
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Huh?
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Huh?!
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Come to me.
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You're going to... devour me?
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Yes, that's right.
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First, I'll peel back the skin.
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Peel back... the skin?
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Then I'll work it with my fingers
until it's firm and juicy...
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You'll use your fingers
to make it hard?!
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And then I'll enjoy a taste...
raw, of course.
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Rawdogging already?!
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You should be most honored
to be devoured by me.
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Be grateful, lower life form.
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Thank you very much!
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Huh?!
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You actually are honored?!
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Of course! Nothing would make me happier!
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That's an admirable attitude to have.
I thought you'd be trembling with fear.
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How could I?!
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It's always been my dream to be devoured
by a devilish girl like you, Senpai!
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Huh?!
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Not to mention...
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You're dressed for cosplay sex!
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Huh?
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That devil costume is amazing!
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Who the hell hears "devoured"
and takes it sexually?!
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I forgot that high school boys have
nothing but copulation on the brain!
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Now my food thinks it can
have relations with me?
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What a foolish piece of livestock you are.
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That said, this is the perfect chance!
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I can simply steal his soul
while we're doing the deed!
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There's just one problem.
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I'm a complete virgin!
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Let's get started, if you'd please!
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H-H-Hold on! Wait a second!
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What's the matter?
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I-Isn't this something that's only done by
two people who love each other very much?
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No problems on that front!
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Because I already fell in love
with you on the spot, Senpai!
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Crap! This guy doesn't know
when to give up!
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Senpai, you called me here because
you're in love with me, too, right?
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Love?
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Come to think of it, I've never
fallen in love with anyone before.
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I'm several thousand years old,
and I've never even held hands.
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But now that I get a good look
at the figure he's cutting...
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He might just be my type!
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Senpai, I love you!
I love you! I love you!
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Hey, wait, wait!
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Give me a minute to think!
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Are you okay with this, Kanan Zebul?!
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You're the daughter
of the archdevil Beelzebub!
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Is it really okay to let your first love
be with this lower life form?!
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It looks like I've put you on the spot.
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Huh?!
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I don't want to do anything
to hurt you, Senpai.
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Huh? Uh, well, um...
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But if we can't go all the way,
how about third base?
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As if, blockhead!
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Second, even!
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Eww, no! You pervert!
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Then what do you say to us
starting out with dating?
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D-Dating?
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Well, I guess I could do that much.
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Hell yeah!
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Thank you for agreeing!
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Y-You're welcome.
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Huh?
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I'll see you tomorrow, then!
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What kind of crazy contract
did I just end up making?
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Curse you, lower life form!
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THAT'S A DEVIL COSTUME, RIGHT?!
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IT'S NOT COSPLAY!
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Youji, are you free this weekend?
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I'd love to get your help
with cleaning our shrine.
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I probably shouldn't.
I have a feeling I'm going to be busy.
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Sorry, Masurao.
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I keep telling you not to
call me by my last name!
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Call me Nadeko!
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Old habits are hard to break, I guess.
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That aside, your schedule's
usually open all year long.
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I wasn't expecting you to have plans.
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Right. I got a girlfriend.
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I see, I see. A girlfriend, huh?
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That explains it.
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Wait, what?!
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You got a girlfriend?!
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Yeah. She's one year older than me.
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An older woman?!
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I thought you were just a quiet nobody,
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but you did surprisingly well!
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So, what do you call each other
when you're chatting?
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Call each other?
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If the two of you are in love, you must
have pet names for each other, right?
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You're probably on a
first-name basis, at least.
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First name...
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What fools.
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None of them realize that I'm simply
fattening them for the slaughter.
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Once again, they prove themselves
mere livestock to be looked down upon.
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Senpai!
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Kyougi-kun?!
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Could you stop appearing out of nowhere?!
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Senpai! Please call me by my first name!
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Huh? Your first name?
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We're dating now, but we still call each
other by last name and "Senpai," right?
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I want us to be on a first-name
basis as proof of our intimacy.
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I-Intimacy?!
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He sure is greedy for a lower life form.
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Wait, hold on...
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Hmm? You want me to call you
by your first name?
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What should I do?
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This is a good chance
to show the livestock who's boss!
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He's champing at the bit!
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It's cute seeing him get so desperate
over a simple name.
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Be grateful and listen closely.
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You... Yo... Y-Yo...
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Yo-Youhi...
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Senpai?
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Don't tell me I'm actually embarrassed
to call Kyougi-kun by his first name!
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No, no, no, no, no!
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It's just a name! I can say that much!
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I'll say it! I'll say it!
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Youji, Youji, Youji, Youji,
Youji, Youji, Youji!
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Yo... Yo... Yo... Yo...
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Could it be that you're embarrassed
to call me by my first name?
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O-Of course not!
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Oh, I see. Sorry about that.
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If you want me to call you that so badly,
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then you can call me
by my first name first!
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Kanan.
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Dopamine is a hell of a drug!
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What is this feeling of bliss?!
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That's what he was after, huh?
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He wanted to get off from
being called by his name!
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This filthy pig!
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Your turn. Please call me
by my first name,
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Kanan.
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Hey, Kanan?
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Please, Kanan.
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Kanan.
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Kanan.
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Kanan.
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Not right into my ears!
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I can't stop the happy chemicals!
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At this rate...
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I'm going to be charmed
by my own livestock!
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Kanan!
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At least add "san," you brute!
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Thank you very much!
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You're getting too carried away!
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I'm going home!
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See you,
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Youji-kun.
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You'll pay for this, you lower life form!
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Kanan-senpai!
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My ears are still ringing.
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What is happening to me?
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Whenever I'm around Kyougi-kun...
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Hmm?
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Come on. Why not?
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Well...
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You two. Step away from each other.
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Illicit sexual conduct is prohibited.
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Shit! It's the disciplinary
committee head!
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Let's go!
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Good grief. Humans are mere beasts,
ruled by their base desires.
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They scarcely think about
anything but sex 24/7.
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This place is like a zoo in mating season.
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But don't you worry.
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I'll keep you all on a tight leash
so your souls stay pure and delicious.
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It's nice to see, isn't it?
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He's so close!
When did Kyougi-kun get here?!
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Well, that's fine.
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This time, I'll show him where he stands!
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So, why are you here?
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Why did you move away from me?
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00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:42,450
We're lovers now. Of course I'd want to
spend as much time with you as possible.
263
00:14:42,450 --> 00:14:44,480
L-Lovers?!
264
00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:47,160
By the way, Senpai.
265
00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:51,660
Where do you think we should go to
make our first time truly unforgettable?
266
00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:56,170
You want it to happen
somewhere memorable, right?
267
00:14:56,170 --> 00:14:59,840
This guy came here to decide where
we'll have sex for the first time?!
268
00:15:00,350 --> 00:15:03,580
You horny ape of a lower life form!
Have you no concept of decorum?!
269
00:15:03,580 --> 00:15:05,270
At least take me out to dinner—
270
00:15:05,270 --> 00:15:08,430
I mean, get married before you
start talking about things like that!
271
00:15:09,790 --> 00:15:12,300
You're such a romantic,
wanting it to be memorable.
272
00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:14,670
What location did you have in mind?
273
00:15:14,670 --> 00:15:16,940
Me? I was thinking...
274
00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:18,940
maybe the park.
275
00:15:18,940 --> 00:15:20,150
Outside?!
276
00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:24,500
H-H-How outdoorsy of you.
277
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:27,140
The park on the way
to school would be best.
278
00:15:27,140 --> 00:15:30,250
It'd be great to relive the memory
every time I passed by it!
279
00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:31,410
How big of a pervert are you?!
280
00:15:31,410 --> 00:15:32,620
Rejected!
281
00:15:32,620 --> 00:15:34,670
It'd be way too embarrassing
if anyone saw us!
282
00:15:34,670 --> 00:15:36,840
Sorry. I didn't think about that.
283
00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:38,170
How about something more orthodox,
284
00:15:38,580 --> 00:15:39,590
like a movie theater?
285
00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:41,930
I'm telling you to avoid
public spaces, you dummy!
286
00:15:41,930 --> 00:15:43,920
Then how about on a trip?
287
00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:46,100
A trip? To where? Where would we go?
288
00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:47,800
A hot spring, of course!
289
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,210
Can't wait to share a bath, huh?
290
00:15:49,210 --> 00:15:51,180
You perverted, lustful monster!
291
00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,200
Jeez! You dummy, dummy, dummy!
292
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,890
Our first time should be
in the privacy of the bedroom!
293
00:15:57,890 --> 00:16:00,450
What am I saying?!
294
00:16:00,450 --> 00:16:02,560
Our first time should be in my room.
295
00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:03,650
No!
296
00:16:03,650 --> 00:16:04,900
Senpai.
297
00:16:05,210 --> 00:16:07,530
Being able to fulfill your wishes
298
00:16:07,530 --> 00:16:10,750
is making me so happy
that I can't hold back my excitement.
299
00:16:09,790 --> 00:16:13,290
Stop! Calm down! Don't get that excited!
300
00:16:13,290 --> 00:16:16,780
Now, let's both have an unforgettable...
301
00:16:17,390 --> 00:16:18,670
first date!
302
00:16:19,030 --> 00:16:19,790
Huh?
303
00:16:22,470 --> 00:16:23,450
Right, a first date!
304
00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:25,010
I knew that! Of course!
305
00:16:25,010 --> 00:16:26,920
I wasn't misunderstanding anything at all!
306
00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:28,090
Listen!
307
00:16:28,090 --> 00:16:30,370
I'll only visit your room
when your parents are home!
308
00:16:30,370 --> 00:16:31,900
Remember that!
309
00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:33,460
You, you, you...
310
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:36,930
You lower life form!
311
00:16:35,110 --> 00:16:36,530
Senpai!
312
00:16:42,070 --> 00:16:44,350
Now, you lower life forms,
313
00:16:44,350 --> 00:16:48,450
run along home and dream of the day
when you're eaten by my adorable self.
314
00:16:48,810 --> 00:16:50,650
Senpai! Let's walk home together!
315
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:54,440
Wh-Why should I have
to walk home with you?!
316
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,700
Because I'm your boyfriend.
317
00:16:58,190 --> 00:17:00,710
My... boyfriend!
318
00:17:00,990 --> 00:17:03,110
Don't you dare skip a beat, my heart!
319
00:17:03,110 --> 00:17:04,710
Don't get so worked up over mere food!
320
00:17:04,710 --> 00:17:08,100
Honestly, these shameless desires
of his are beyond the pale!
321
00:17:08,870 --> 00:17:10,220
Well, that's fine.
322
00:17:10,770 --> 00:17:14,500
Oh? You want to walk home together?
323
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:17,220
What'll I ever do with you?
324
00:17:17,220 --> 00:17:21,190
This time, I'll really
put him in his place!
325
00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:23,360
Then let's go home.
326
00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:26,730
L-Let's! Now come along at once!
327
00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:32,490
Senpai?
328
00:17:32,490 --> 00:17:37,810
Walking side-by-side is making
my heart race more than I expected!
329
00:17:37,810 --> 00:17:40,090
Why won't you walk beside me?
330
00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:44,630
S-Someone as important as me could be
the target of assassination at any time!
331
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:46,930
So I'm using you as a meat shield!
332
00:17:46,930 --> 00:17:48,760
You mean you're relying on me, then?!
333
00:17:49,060 --> 00:17:51,160
In that case, we should
walk even closer together!
334
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:52,800
Not this close!
335
00:17:53,260 --> 00:17:54,940
It's dangerous to stand too far apart,
336
00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:57,760
so let's... join hands!
337
00:18:03,390 --> 00:18:07,270
But if we hold hands,
I might get pregnant!
338
00:18:07,270 --> 00:18:09,660
To have hatched such a complex
scheme to violate me...
339
00:18:09,660 --> 00:18:10,900
Is this man a devil?!
340
00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:13,850
But if I refuse,
he'll think I'm indecisive!
341
00:18:13,850 --> 00:18:16,650
Devils can't show any fear!
342
00:18:16,650 --> 00:18:18,690
Wh-What should I do?
343
00:18:18,690 --> 00:18:21,200
What should I do?!
344
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:24,920
Senpai.
345
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:26,370
What's going on?
346
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:30,550
Wh-What?! Could you not talk to me
without a good reason?
347
00:18:30,550 --> 00:18:32,090
Did that boy do something bad?
348
00:18:32,090 --> 00:18:32,800
Shh!
349
00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:39,620
There! Our hands are joined as
we walk, just as you requested!
350
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:41,810
Well? How does it feel?
351
00:18:42,490 --> 00:18:44,560
Like the best thing ever.
352
00:18:44,870 --> 00:18:46,180
Are you kidding me?!
353
00:18:46,180 --> 00:18:48,940
You want to keep me by your side
so badly, you'd resort to bondage.
354
00:18:48,940 --> 00:18:51,740
You want to control me,
physically and mentally.
355
00:18:51,740 --> 00:18:53,820
I can hear those inner desires!
356
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,570
I can feel your love!
357
00:18:57,550 --> 00:18:58,880
You're wrong.
358
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:00,190
That wasn't my intention.
359
00:19:00,190 --> 00:19:01,240
I'm not...
360
00:19:01,790 --> 00:19:06,080
You'll pay for this, you lower life form!
361
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:06,080
Senpai?!
362
00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:14,810
Argh! I'm really pissed off now!
363
00:19:14,810 --> 00:19:16,720
Kyougi-kun just keeps
throwing me off my game!
364
00:19:17,230 --> 00:19:21,100
I didn't come to the human world
to screw around like this!
365
00:19:21,690 --> 00:19:23,100
Senpai.
366
00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:25,230
I'm so rattled, it's like
I can still hear his voice!
367
00:19:25,550 --> 00:19:26,980
Senpai.
368
00:19:26,980 --> 00:19:29,420
Seriously, what's happening to me?!
369
00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:29,980
Huh?
370
00:19:29,980 --> 00:19:31,660
Kyougi-kun?!
371
00:19:31,660 --> 00:19:33,650
S-Senpai.
372
00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:35,240
Why are you so scuffed up?!
373
00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:39,100
Because our hands were joined
and you never let me go.
374
00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:40,260
Huh?!
375
00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:43,370
Wait, could you stop talking
like I'm some clingy girlfriend?!
376
00:19:43,730 --> 00:19:46,220
Senpai! I... I...
377
00:19:46,220 --> 00:19:49,010
I've never been on such
an intense walk before!
378
00:19:49,010 --> 00:19:51,480
You really are the
glass-half-full kind, huh?
379
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:54,000
It's made me awaken
to the joys of being a pet!
380
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,380
Don't turn an accident into pet play!
381
00:19:56,960 --> 00:20:00,520
Argh! I'm just dancing
to Kyougi-kun's tune again!
382
00:20:01,530 --> 00:20:02,520
Umm...
383
00:20:03,030 --> 00:20:05,640
Since we're already out here,
384
00:20:06,140 --> 00:20:09,150
there's something I'd like
to do with you, Senpai.
385
00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:10,340
Huh?!
386
00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:12,900
Something he wants to do in the park?!
387
00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:20,590
What exactly is this?
388
00:20:20,590 --> 00:20:21,660
It's a croquette.
389
00:20:21,660 --> 00:20:22,940
From the butcher shop.
390
00:20:22,940 --> 00:20:24,910
I know what a croquette is.
391
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:29,680
I've always wanted to buy and eat snacks
with my girlfriend like this.
392
00:20:30,350 --> 00:20:32,750
That's what you wanted to do here?
393
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:34,780
Did you have something else in mind?
394
00:20:34,780 --> 00:20:37,090
N-Not at all! Not on your life!
395
00:20:37,090 --> 00:20:38,500
There's no sauce?
396
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:41,190
No, no, try eating it as-is!
397
00:20:41,190 --> 00:20:42,580
They're really good!
398
00:20:42,580 --> 00:20:44,820
Wouldn't adding sauce
make them even better?
399
00:20:44,820 --> 00:20:47,430
Senpai, are you being serious right now?
400
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,460
That's really rude to the croquette.
You're way out of line.
401
00:20:51,460 --> 00:20:55,440
I happen to like it, okay? Where do you
get off calling other people out of line?
402
00:20:55,810 --> 00:20:56,940
Listen to me, Senpai.
403
00:20:57,500 --> 00:20:59,690
The croquettes from this shop are so good
404
00:20:59,690 --> 00:21:02,380
that I've disassembled
several of them for analysis,
405
00:21:02,380 --> 00:21:05,200
and I figured it out after
separating the ingredients.
406
00:21:05,530 --> 00:21:08,450
The ratio of meat and potatoes
and of the oval shape...
407
00:21:08,450 --> 00:21:10,210
That's where the secret lies!
408
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,280
1:1.618.
409
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,300
Are you familiar with that number?
410
00:21:12,610 --> 00:21:15,860
H-He's talking more than
I've ever heard him talk before.
411
00:21:14,300 --> 00:21:15,600
Yes, it's the golden ratio!
412
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,210
These croquettes were made
according to the golden ratio!
413
00:21:18,550 --> 00:21:20,970
Furthermore, behold their
crisp, golden breading!
414
00:21:21,290 --> 00:21:25,810
Truly, these are golden croquettes!
415
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:30,980
Senpai?
416
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:33,890
I thought you were just some pervert.
417
00:21:33,890 --> 00:21:36,810
I never knew you could get so
passionate over a simple croquette.
418
00:21:36,810 --> 00:21:38,740
You have a cute side, too, Kyougi-kun.
419
00:21:38,740 --> 00:21:40,380
Huh? Pervert?
420
00:21:40,380 --> 00:21:41,180
Yes, yes.
421
00:21:41,180 --> 00:21:42,890
So I just need to try it as is, huh?
422
00:21:42,890 --> 00:21:45,740
Right, right! Please, eat up!
423
00:21:46,470 --> 00:21:50,640
I guess I don't mind a little noise
while I eat... once in a while.
424
00:21:55,580 --> 00:21:57,980
Huh? It's good.
425
00:21:57,980 --> 00:22:00,510
I thought nothing had
any flavor for me anymore.
426
00:22:00,510 --> 00:22:04,510
Oh! They're extra good today!
427
00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:09,390
That must be because I'm
eating them with you, Senpai!
428
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,980
Eating together...
makes food taste better?
429
00:22:21,990 --> 00:22:23,530
What are you looking at?
430
00:22:23,950 --> 00:22:28,530
Oh, I was just thinking how cute
you are when you're eating.
431
00:22:31,220 --> 00:22:35,760
Y-You lower life form!
432
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:39,040
Translation: John Pickett
433
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:42,040
Subtitle Timing: Krzysztof Kunc
Subtitle Editing: Geoff Mazzolini
434
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:45,050
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