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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:05,200 These here are the vibrators, yes? 2 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:08,200 Yes, vibrators. 3 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:10,480 These here are hard, right? 4 00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:14,760 Yes. This one here is longer and thinner. 5 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:18,760 Do you recommend it? - Yes, longer and thinner. 6 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:20,960 I think this one works better. 7 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:23,480 One of these two there. 8 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:27,040 With this one the testicles are better made. 9 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:29,360 They look more realistic. 10 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:32,560 They are similar 11 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:35,040 But only this one 12 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:37,240 has an ejaculation function. 13 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:39,160 Let's take this one? 14 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:47,160 Hello! 15 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:50,000 Who needs a willie? I'm selling willies. 16 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:53,480 Stop it. - 1000 rubles, unused. 17 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:54,920 Stop it. 18 00:00:56,000 --> 00:01:02,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 19 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:11,080 My mom would be so proud of me. 20 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:33,360 Your voice must ... 21 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:36,880 I don't know ... 22 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:40,880 How do I explain it ... 23 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:45,200 Soft, playful, half-whispering, not loud. 24 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:48,920 Do you understand? 25 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:53,800 You say "Hi." 26 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:55,760 Grab the dick. 27 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:00,880 Just like how you meet people. 28 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:03,840 Then you say something like ... 29 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:06,040 You take a look at it ... 30 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:10,120 And first you say: "Hi." 31 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:12,880 Such a big dick. 32 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,200 Hello. ... 33 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:18,400 Speak louder. 34 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:20,400 Hello. 35 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:30,400 "Such a big dick you have", should be written there. 36 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,680 "Dick" was missing. 37 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:38,880 Just say: "Such a big dick." 38 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:46,240 Hi. 39 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:50,160 Wow, such a big dick. 40 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:05,560 Come on my face. 41 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:16,440 My eyes. 42 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:41,320 You know, that you won't be able to lead 43 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:45,000 a normal life anymore? That this is a life in the abyss. 44 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:48,520 I said to Slava yesterday: 45 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:51,720 "If I have to work five days a week 46 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:54,640 in an office, 47 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:56,680 I will go crazy." 48 00:03:57,760 --> 00:03:58,760 Terrible. 49 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:01,360 You and your irony. 50 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,200 But again: 51 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:05,400 In a normal society - 52 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:08,000 not in a marginal and dirty one - 53 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:09,280 this is taboo. 54 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:11,760 And we live in such a society? 55 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:16,000 So we belong to the people 56 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:18,440 that forbid things from each other? 57 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:29,680 I want to bite you. 58 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:36,920 No one is watching our videos. 59 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:40,320 What do you mean no one. We are at 28,000. 60 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:42,440 And here 15,000. 61 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:45,520 15,000. 62 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:55,240 JOURNALISM DISTANCE EDUCATION 63 00:04:57,440 --> 00:05:00,320 I want to come to Omsk earlier. 64 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:06,600 If only there weren't lectures ... 65 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:17,320 It's beautiful here in Moscow. One can go out. 66 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:18,600 But we are at home. 67 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:21,840 In Omsk we'd also have to sit at home. 68 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:31,520 We've bought the tickets. 69 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:33,040 We are coming. 70 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:35,280 We take off at 23:15 71 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:37,800 and on the 29th at 5 AM we'll arrive. 72 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:14,280 How far did you collect them? - I got all the way to the corner. 73 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:17,360 But only at arm level? - No, also the lower ... 74 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:20,200 You can help us with the potatoes. 75 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:22,680 What a great image 76 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:24,880 Julia on the potato field 77 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:26,880 But you have to show her where the potatoes are. 78 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:28,640 I know where they are. 79 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:33,040 and what they look like. - Really? 80 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:36,960 You are capable to leave only the weeds standing. 81 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:39,240 My darling dogs ... 82 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:41,200 Weeding is fine, 83 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:43,440 but I can't remove insects. 84 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:44,920 I've wiped them out. 85 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:48,840 Gina! Give her a raspberry. 86 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:51,360 Really? - She also eats raspberries. 87 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:07,680 What's wrong Gina? What's outside? 88 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:09,160 Everything ok? 89 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:10,800 Everything fine outside? 90 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:16,120 Why are you panting like that? Where were you? 91 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:17,760 Give me your paw. 92 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:19,760 Give me your paw. 93 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:21,800 You are a big cat. 94 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:26,240 Not a dog, a cat. 95 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:27,840 Good girl. 96 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:31,040 Stand up. Up. 97 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:32,960 Stand up. 98 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:34,640 Good girl. 99 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:36,920 Do you want a raspberry? 100 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:39,200 Stand still! 101 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:41,880 Stand. 102 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,560 Here, a raspberry. 103 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,600 And about Spiderman. 104 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:55,440 I like it better than the one from yesterday. 105 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:00,280 It's like when you sleep with a girl, 106 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,720 and you come on your hand and do this. 107 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:07,520 First everyone is saying: "Yuck, they are making porn." 108 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:10,200 But when I post a story on Instagram 109 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:11,920 how Artem gifted me an iPhone XS, 110 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:13,360 that costs 100,000 rubles, 111 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:15,960 like on Women's Day ... 112 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:18,440 Then everyone says "Damn, they earn so much money?" 113 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:20,520 Of course we earn a lot of money 114 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:21,880 but no one knows that 115 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:23,440 because we're not showing it off. 116 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:26,920 One does not salute them. 117 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:28,680 But one would not do something like that themselves. 118 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:30,040 And they are doing it! 119 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:32,400 And one thinks "How can that work?" 120 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:35,080 I don't know if I should say this, 121 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:38,600 but we experienced Artem as very shy 122 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:41,160 and reserved. 123 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:43,720 And suddenly he's making porn! 124 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,800 Many people don't understand porn stars. 125 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,800 "How can you show yourself like that?" 126 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:51,120 True, I agree with you. 127 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:55,240 But the wish to watch it is still there. 128 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:58,040 And I don't find that okay. 129 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:02,880 This conservative way, how we've been raised ... 130 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:06,040 I'm not saying that it is bad, 131 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:07,480 I'm not saying that ... 132 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:11,400 Do you want to get wasted? - I want to drink. 133 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:14,480 But not that. All of that is alcohol-free. 134 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:19,360 Julia is sitting there and could explode from her energy. 135 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:21,560 Yes! - She has to get rid of it. 136 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:23,360 I don't get to party in Moscow. 137 00:09:23,560 --> 00:09:25,320 Two years without partying is hard. 138 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:27,120 Something is bottled up. - Yes. 139 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:29,680 You would have to literally tear down the dacha. 140 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:33,160 Take two drinks bottoms-up. - Come on, I am fine. 141 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:36,360 Alissa is already drunk. She wants to fight. 142 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:40,960 Shall we fight? - Let's go to the village ... 143 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:45,920 If we fight I'll throw up. - So you've lost. 144 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:48,440 I used the situation, 145 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:50,000 the patriarchy has been downed. 146 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:54,880 You defeated the patriarchy. 147 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:57,880 The patriarchy is defeated. The matriarchy has won. 148 00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:00,000 Or are you for the centrists? 149 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:01,600 For the slavophiles. 150 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:04,760 Should we get some ice cream? - I am an Old Ritualist. 151 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:07,480 Do you really want to go somewhere now? 152 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:09,400 I'm not moving a meter. 153 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:12,200 I'd go to the lake - It'll be an adventure! 154 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:14,240 And adventures are fun. 155 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:17,560 I'm for the lake - It'll be cool for sure. 156 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:19,440 It'll be fun. 157 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:35,760 My hair is wet, nothing matters to me anymore. 158 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:37,440 You're surely already sick. 159 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:39,640 Are we going to the sauna? 160 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:42,360 Are we going to the sauna? 161 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,160 Amazing! 162 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:52,960 This warms from the inside, Alissa. 163 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:54,840 I'm not cold, 164 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:56,800 but I won't say no to something like this. 165 00:10:57,720 --> 00:11:01,120 GROCERIES 166 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:17,880 Let's play a game. 167 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:21,240 What game? - Bet who will throw up first. 168 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:22,640 What a pretty dog. 169 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:25,520 Surely not me - I bet Danil. 170 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:28,000 He is so strong. 171 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:31,520 If I don't smoke, I won't throw up for sure. 172 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:37,960 Today I see you for the third time in my life 173 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:40,240 and two from three times you've thrown up. 174 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:43,280 So, statistically ... 175 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:46,080 Wait, we've seen each other before? 176 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:49,880 Who provoked whom? 177 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:51,520 Artem, what do you say? 178 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:54,360 I bet that Danil will throw up. 179 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:07,560 The dachas seem gloomy. A bad area. 180 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:11,120 Are you concerned about the area or the people around you? 181 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:14,280 Does the the area sadden you? 182 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,520 No, it's only ... 183 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:18,480 near here I have spent 184 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:20,960 a lot of time in such dachas. 185 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:24,920 And to only have running water three times a day, 186 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:28,840 planting potatoes to keep busy ... 187 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:33,120 We've been here two days already. 188 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,320 And now? 189 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,040 Now I'm tired. 190 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:38,320 If you're tired, we can also go. 191 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:40,040 No. - Nothing is stopping us. 192 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:42,400 I will just lie down on the grass. 193 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:45,360 Okay. 194 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:50,560 Had he known, he would not have come. 195 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:51,880 I believe that too. 196 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,200 Artem is no partying type. 197 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:04,800 Artem, damn it! 198 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:08,960 Danil is one. 199 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:13,440 A cockatoo. 200 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:15,920 A pterosaur in human form. 201 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,600 She works during the day. 202 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:31,160 Alissa! 203 00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:34,160 They are probably making out upstairs. 204 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:37,600 Don't you want to go upstairs with Artem? 205 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,080 To warm them up? 206 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:42,080 Artem is no longer here. 207 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,440 He left? - Yes, he left. 208 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:47,480 Damn, Artem is gone? - Yes. 209 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:48,800 And why? 210 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,600 He wanted to go home. 211 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,480 Alissa! 212 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:54,520 Ready, on three. 213 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:56,160 One, two, three. 214 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:58,360 Alissa! 215 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,560 Everything okay? - Yes. 216 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:10,160 Of course. 217 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:12,240 Fuck you. 218 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,680 Why is there no music? 219 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:16,400 Is someone playing music? 220 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,360 I'm on it. 221 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:47,960 LAW UNIVERSITY OF MOSCOW 222 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,120 Nicotine is not questioned. 223 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:14,920 Everything is the way it should be. 224 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,280 Please. 225 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,160 Now it burns. 226 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,440 When you breathe in, open your mouth. 227 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,840 Respect, that you sent everyone packing. 228 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:37,080 That you told everyone on Instagram: 229 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:41,800 "Piss off!" Very directly. 230 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:45,560 You are just people, 231 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,360 that have this something. 232 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:51,760 Our life situation forced us to it. 233 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,560 I already know what I will say: 234 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:58,960 "Papa, damn it, I'm so sorry. 235 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:01,560 I am not a hostage of your ambition. 236 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,440 I have my own plans." 237 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:06,640 One should not be like everyone else. 238 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:10,360 Be original and not a good copy. 239 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:15,960 Seriously, they've already planned my life. 240 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,600 They have funny ideas. 241 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:21,000 Going in direction of: 242 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,440 "The children have moved to Moscow, 243 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:25,680 They work there and study." 244 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:29,040 They still believe that I'm struggling here, 245 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,160 and that I moved to Lyubertsy, 246 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:33,240 because I have no money. 247 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:37,320 And I can't manage to say: "Papa ..." 248 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:41,120 Sometimes I would love to, but it would be shitty of me. 249 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:48,000 Open your jaw, to create a vacuum. 250 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:49,280 How? 251 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,000 Like that! 252 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:52,920 Should I do it like that? - No. 253 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:55,480 Just like that, open your jaw and breathe in. 254 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,080 I'm scared. 255 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:02,360 Come on. 256 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,400 I am just drunk. 257 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:08,200 I'm scared. 258 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:11,880 Watch your head. - You still walk straight. 259 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:26,640 Maybe we should not risk it? 260 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:29,080 I'm just moving it to the side, 261 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:30,920 so we have room. 262 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,120 Turn it around. 263 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:47,160 Don't put it on the ground. 264 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:53,640 Like that is good. 265 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:57,200 Let's fuck? 266 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:07,760 Bite your lip. 267 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,080 A bit more erotic. 268 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:17,960 I don't have big lips to bite. 269 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:22,000 Not like that ... 270 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:23,360 So then ... 271 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:24,920 I can bite the top one. 272 00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:26,600 No, don't do that. 273 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:31,880 Water is coming out. 274 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:46,280 Okay. - What did you do? 275 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:48,800 I drew arrows. 276 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,920 Did you only write "slut"? 277 00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:52,760 No, there are also arrows. 278 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,680 We could write "bitch". 279 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:57,200 Yes, we could, right. 280 00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:00,040 Across here. 281 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,840 Or better here. 282 00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:03,600 On the butt. 283 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:08,520 like a tattoo. 284 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:11,760 It's exciting. 285 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,720 That stays the whole life. 286 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,000 My dick needs to get hard. 287 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,240 Let's make out. 288 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:32,920 We could reply to the email. 289 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:37,040 There are also other unanswered ones there. 290 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:41,680 Can you read that out for me? 291 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:44,040 We should not reply to that one. 292 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,000 What does he want? 293 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:50,240 "I am looking for 3 models for an erotic mafia film." 294 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:51,640 I don't know, 295 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:54,800 what the "H" is supposed to mean. 296 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,200 "I have two models from Czechia 297 00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:58,560 and I'm looking for another one. 298 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:02,160 It will be filmed on my farm 100 kilometer from Warsaw." 299 00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:05,560 That's bullshit. They'll tie you up, 300 00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:07,320 and then you're screwed. 301 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:11,160 "In a little European village, 302 00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:12,840 in a dark forest ... 303 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:19,760 lust turns into a demonic shape ... 304 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,600 Lust turns into a demonic shape ... 305 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:27,640 And the evil, destructive monster 306 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:29,560 is let loose in the city ... 307 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:33,400 in the shape of a beautiful, successful woman." 308 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:37,960 At least then I would be playing the main character in a movie. 309 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:41,400 You see, I have the soul of an actress. 310 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,280 I never made it to theater, 311 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,520 but I grab on to every chance, 312 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:48,240 to be an actress. 313 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,320 Damn it, that is something like ... 314 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:53,760 "Phantom Seducer". 315 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:59,280 It's not professional to ask about the pay. 316 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:01,560 He has to say his rate. 317 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:03,840 You understand? 318 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,560 We never worked like that before. 319 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,880 We'd be paid for the entire day. 320 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:15,760 Usually they pay per scene. 321 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:22,160 We should have written 500 euro. 322 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:26,840 500 euro? - For the day. 323 00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:30,160 He wrote "Three hours or a day". 324 00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:33,800 500 is probably too much. 325 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:39,040 What's there to see for 500 euro? 326 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:47,120 A man says to his wife: 327 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:49,880 "That was wild, we robbed a pharmacy. 328 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:53,960 I stole condoms with different flavours. 329 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,080 Let's go, I'll turn the lights off, 330 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:59,240 and you try to guess the flavour." 331 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,440 He turns the lights off. She goes ... 332 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:03,960 "Beer cheese?" 333 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,440 "Wait, damn it, I don't have anything on it yet." 334 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:08,160 Beer cheese. 335 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,520 Squeeze them together. 336 00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:12,160 Just like that! 337 00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:18,240 Super! 338 00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:19,880 Stay like that. 339 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:24,200 Yes, just like that. 340 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:25,720 Great. 341 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,840 Move the hair from your face. 342 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:30,440 Good like that. 343 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,000 Tongue! 344 00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,720 One could sell the lollypop to a fan. 345 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:45,440 You can take it and sell it, if you want. 346 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:49,520 Pull closer! Just like that! 347 00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:50,920 Lie down. 348 00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:52,640 Will you tuck me in? - Yes. 349 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,080 Like a mom. - Of course. 350 00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:58,800 Like mom. I'll cover your willie. 351 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,080 Just like that. 352 00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:03,600 Thank you. 353 00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,240 Then you'll come here and say: 354 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,920 "Hey, wake up, step-bro. 355 00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:12,680 I don't have any panties on." 356 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,680 And then you'll start. 357 00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:19,240 Should I look at him during? - Look into the camera. 358 00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:23,600 Like that. 359 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:27,400 A bit higher and on the cheek. 360 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,560 As if you wanted to show, 361 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:33,280 how big his dick is, and how small your head. 362 00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:34,960 As if you're trying 363 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,160 to make a phone call with his dick. 364 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:55,960 Excuse me, madam. 365 00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:58,800 I'm taking advantage of my position. 366 00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:01,160 Take advantage. 367 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,880 No touching! 368 00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:10,880 Don't make Artem angry. 369 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,360 I'm going to grab the dick now. 370 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:16,240 No, don't do that. 371 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:18,400 Does that work? 372 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:20,480 Well ... 373 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,240 Look this way. 374 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,320 Here. 375 00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:28,080 Squeeze your tits together. Don't furrow your eyebrows. 376 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,040 Look here. 377 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:35,400 Perfect, hold it. 378 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,960 Pay attention to the brow. And look this way. 379 00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:07,240 I feel very unwell with him. 380 00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:11,400 I can't even say, 381 00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:14,680 what exactly I don't like. 382 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:17,320 I surely can't tell him: 383 00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:21,600 "It is awful, to film such crap." 384 00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:26,320 I don't want this nonsense, that's for sure. 385 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:27,560 Well ... 386 00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:32,480 This part of the job I enjoy the least. That's for sure. 387 00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:36,200 Particularly here. It's so ... 388 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,840 Actual porn is filmed here. 389 00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:44,240 I had to balance myself on a chair, 390 00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:49,720 make a salto and then land in the vagina. 391 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,480 We didn't do anything out of the ordinary. 392 00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,400 At home we also fuck like that. 393 00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:57,480 No. - Yes. 394 00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:02,400 We do doggy style, sideways, 395 00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:05,440 I'm on top, from behind .. 396 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,280 The first one was nonsense. 397 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:09,720 The first one we do only in bed. 398 00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:13,400 I'm not at the end of the bed, but lift my legs up. 399 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:16,440 Yeah ... - It's all in your head. 400 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,680 it was not physically unpleasant, 401 00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,040 because everything was actually comfortable. 402 00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:26,920 And now you're furrowing your brows again. 403 00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:28,680 You also do that in front of the camera. 404 00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:30,960 You're overthinking about something. 405 00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:33,600 Yeah. 406 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,320 You have to relax more. 407 00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:48,960 And brood less? - Yeah, try it. 408 00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:54,040 The tea was for you, and I've almost drunk it all. 409 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:56,240 Here, it's cold already. 410 00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,800 The tea bag is still swimming inside. 411 00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:03,720 Not here, that'll drip on the couch. 412 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,680 Should I put it back? - Yes, that'd be the best. 413 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:09,640 What? You're torturing me. 414 00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:13,360 First it should be out, and then back in. 415 00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:15,400 You see, yet again ... 416 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:25,640 You don't deliberate enough. You need to think more. 417 00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:28,600 Also true. 418 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:55,960 I'll just say: 419 00:29:56,160 --> 00:30:00,520 "Papa, I'm not a lawyer any more. We shoot porn now." 420 00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:01,720 Who, you? 421 00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:05,240 I've worked as a lawyer. He thinks I'm still doing that. 422 00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:07,640 Wait a minute, you're a lawyer? - Yeah. 423 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:10,240 And I'm an astronaut, damn it. 424 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,200 You've never experienced me in court. 425 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,080 I have always won. 426 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,840 I was always in a shirt and with short hair. 427 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:19,760 What a facial expression. 428 00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:22,720 That's going to be a shock therapy. 429 00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:25,720 Why shock therapy? 430 00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:27,720 You're the one fucking, and not the one getting fucked. 431 00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:32,360 Your father will say: "Sonny, amazing, congrats!" 432 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:34,880 No, for him that'll be a shock. 433 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:40,360 If he then tells you, 434 00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:42,240 that you should not be with a girl like that, 435 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:43,920 call me. 436 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:51,840 I'll pick her up in Moscow. 437 00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:54,040 She is good. 438 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,760 You say: "What a mess." 439 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,920 "Step-bro ..." - Step-bro again? 440 00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:08,680 Of course, damn it. 441 00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:11,560 It's always the step-brother. - Really? 442 00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:13,120 Yeah. - Why? 443 00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:15,760 Because he can't be your father. 444 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,400 Maybe my boyfriend or classmate? 445 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:20,680 Not interesting. 446 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,800 We're making an incest movie. 447 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,520 I just need a minute, then I'll be ready to go. 448 00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:50,920 I'll go for a smoke. - Okay. 449 00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:54,200 I can jump in, if you want ... 450 00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:58,560 Was the position uncomfortable or ... 451 00:31:58,760 --> 00:31:59,880 Or what? 452 00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:04,240 Or can you not come, because that doesn't excite you? 453 00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:28,400 Should we go up to the castle? 454 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:39,120 Is he real? - Yeah, the real Iron Man. 455 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:40,520 Tony Stark. 456 00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,200 The real one ... - Why is he collecting money? 457 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,720 Maybe the suit is made out of scrap parts. 458 00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,000 And he's going to fly away suddenly. 459 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:01,160 So, that's a very different side of Prague. 460 00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:09,080 We don't know, 461 00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:12,760 in what category I'm nominated in? 462 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:14,800 It doesn't say. 463 00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:18,760 Lower. 464 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:20,800 Damn it. 465 00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:23,680 Read it! 466 00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:28,680 "Hello Eva, you are nominated for the Pornhub Awards 2019. 467 00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:31,040 We are looking forward 468 00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:36,120 to celebrate your success this year, 469 00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:39,800 in the big Orpheum Theatre in Los Angeles. 470 00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:44,560 We hope to be able to welcome you on October 11 471 00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:48,920 We can offer you financial support 472 00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:51,720 for the trip to Los Angeles." 473 00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:53,920 As soon as we're back, 474 00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:55,680 we need to apply for a visa. 475 00:33:56,480 --> 00:34:00,880 Damn, that's just ... If we go there ... 476 00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:03,160 then ... 477 00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:06,080 it'll open many new doors. 478 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,240 Damn ... 479 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:16,040 It is hard to grasp what an opportunity this is. 480 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:19,600 Very awesome. 481 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:24,560 A dream. I have to deregister from university. 482 00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:25,840 Why? 483 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:30,800 No, but ... Damn ... 484 00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:35,640 We have to register, to be able to travel as a married couple. 485 00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:40,520 To apply? - Yeah. 486 00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:42,240 There's no time for that. 487 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:44,400 There's an emergency application. 488 00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:46,280 You'd have to be pregnant, 489 00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:48,160 it's faster for pregnant people. 490 00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:49,960 I don't want to be pregnant. 491 00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:52,040 You'll get pregnant ... 492 00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:55,040 and then get an abortion. 493 00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:59,800 What a tactic to get to L.A. 494 00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:05,560 We applied for student visas. 495 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:08,960 They didn't ask, 496 00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,960 amd we had our student IDs with us. 497 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:19,360 Yes, we said that we're students. 498 00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:26,760 In our passports there are many European trips registered. 499 00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:28,760 Yes. 500 00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,880 No, so, we ... 501 00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:43,640 we work in the porn industry 502 00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:46,040 and have to go the Oscar ceremony. 503 00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:49,200 The invitation came per email, but it is not official. 504 00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:52,360 We said as much and showed them our work. 505 00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:55,640 Her colleague looked at us funny and then declined us. 506 00:35:57,160 --> 00:36:01,720 Should we lie and say we're travelling as tourists? 507 00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:12,320 I don't want to lie ... 508 00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:17,320 We could test it with your parents. 509 00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:21,040 You are such a coward. - Why? 510 00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:25,400 If my parents find out, then yours too. 511 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:28,920 I'm certain, if we tell it like it is, ... 512 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:32,760 Damn, I'm certain. If you say: 513 00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:35,320 "Mom, I shoot porn." 514 00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,960 Then she's going to say: "Fucking shit." 515 00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:39,680 Maybe she'll also say, 516 00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:43,040 that we shouldn't tell my parents. 517 00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:45,120 So, why tell them at all? 518 00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:48,840 We shouldn't say that we shoot porn. 519 00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:51,400 But? - But ... 520 00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:56,280 "I work as an erotic model. That is all." 521 00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:01,000 I don't know how your family feels about it, 522 00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:07,120 but in my family that might not end well. 523 00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:18,200 So not horrible, but... 524 00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:20,800 I don't know. 525 00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:24,680 That could ruin our trip. 526 00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:36,760 The typical sound of the USA. 527 00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:45,680 Simply gorgeous. 528 00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:52,920 Here you have the feeling you're walking through a movie. 529 00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:55,560 Simply surreal. - No ... 530 00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:56,760 I don't know. 531 00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:59,480 There are so many ... 532 00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:03,480 games und films, 533 00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:06,600 that take place in this scenery. 534 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:10,640 I understand why Andrey said, 535 00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:14,600 that this here is just a dream. 536 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,800 When you immerse yourself in this Western culture, 537 00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:21,480 you get the feeling that you're home. 538 00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:23,680 And that's how it has to be. 539 00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:27,040 I don't like all the dirt here. 540 00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:33,000 Yeah, I can't also ... 541 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:36,960 I can't also say, why I like it here, 542 00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,200 I just like it very much. 543 00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:01,680 Where you from? - From Russia. 544 00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:03,120 Dawai, dawai, harasho. 545 00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:07,360 A lot of people from Russia like do this. 546 00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,680 What day is it today in Russia? 547 00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:32,960 Saturday? - Probably. 548 00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:35,120 So we're relaxing today. 549 00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:42,040 How is the weather in Moscow? - Be quiet. 550 00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:44,200 Why should I be quiet? 551 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:46,240 Hello. 552 00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:51,640 The connection is poor. 553 00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,160 Artem, hello. - Hello. 554 00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,120 Are you guys at home? 555 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,200 Are you resting? - Yes. 556 00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:11,440 Tell me please, that everything is fine with you both. 557 00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:15,840 The other problems are more than enough. 558 00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:19,440 Are there by any chance cheap tickets to Omsk? 559 00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:21,880 Don't you want to fly to us? 560 00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:23,800 This is not possible. 561 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:27,360 Maybe after new year, because now for me 562 00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:31,080 the exams are starting. For Artem too. 563 00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:32,920 Then it's the new year already. 564 00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:36,440 Didn't you go to the hairdresser? - Yeah I went. 565 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:40,000 That's why you don't turn on the camera. 566 00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:41,960 No, not because of that. 567 00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:45,160 Ok fine. Get some rest and good night. 568 00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:49,680 Kisses to you both. - Good night. 569 00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:51,640 Good night, Julia. 570 00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:59,960 How could I have said that we are in the USA? 571 00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:02,160 You should have said that straight away. 572 00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:03,600 I didn't say anything 573 00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:06,160 She talks all the time, and I am silent. 574 00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:38,640 Pornhub ... 575 00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:43,000 Pornhub has 120 million visits ... 576 00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:45,680 a day. 577 00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:01,920 I just want to say thank you to 578 00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:05,080 Courtney my manager, my friends Doug, James 579 00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:07,200 and Louis, who are all watching at home. 580 00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:09,320 And you all have ... 581 00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:19,120 Most popular verified amateur 582 00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:27,080 And the winner goes to ... 583 00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:30,160 LeoLulu! 584 00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:37,040 Thank you, thank you guys so much! 585 00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:44,360 When we uploaded the first video, we never expected to be 586 00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:46,280 here two years after. 587 00:45:57,520 --> 00:45:58,880 What's up? 588 00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:53,840 Artem, please place that ring on Julia's ring finger. 589 00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:56,560 Yes. - And please repeat after me: 590 00:46:56,920 --> 00:47:00,760 With this ring, I marry you. 591 00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:04,880 I promise to love you, forever. 592 00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:08,120 Thank you, Artem. And give Julia a kiss on the hand. 593 00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,240 Julia, it's your turn 594 00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:14,920 Put it on me. 595 00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:18,160 Place that ring on Artem's ring finger. 596 00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:19,480 and please repeat after me 597 00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:20,880 With this ring ... 598 00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:22,280 Repeat. 599 00:47:23,240 --> 00:47:24,960 ... I marry you. 600 00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:29,200 I promise to love you, forever. 601 00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:32,640 Thank you. And give Artem a big kiss on the cheek. 602 00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:37,520 How long you been together? - For two years already. 603 00:47:37,720 --> 00:47:40,480 You've been together for two years. I want you to look into each other's eyes. 604 00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:42,320 Is there anything you want to say to each other? 605 00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:45,000 Right now, you can say it in any language you want. 606 00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:46,720 Well then, congratulations. 607 00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:48,080 Congratulations. 608 00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:53,600 I love you. - I love you too. 609 00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:58,720 By the power vested in me, by the great state of Nevada, 610 00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,760 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 611 00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:04,760 Artem,you may kiss your bride. 612 00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:20,320 I don't know how we should film it. 613 00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:21,720 You don't like it? 614 00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:27,520 Well this here looks like Chelyabinsk, almost. 615 00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:30,600 Is it too barren for you? 616 00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:37,920 As someone who likes to film, who gets excited ... 617 00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:40,680 about things, I'm against it. 618 00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:43,520 Screw it, let's go. 619 00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:45,960 Too bad. 620 00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:54,720 But it doesn't look bad. 621 00:49:56,920 --> 00:50:00,080 In a porn film it's not about the view. 622 00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:02,560 Then we should do it the way you like, 623 00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:06,120 monotonous shit in rental apartments, 624 00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:08,800 that you see only in porn movies. 625 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,720 I didn't dream of this, damn it. 626 00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:17,480 I think that the sounds 627 00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:19,600 of the powerful ocean is more important. 628 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,080 It's cool isn't it. 629 00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:23,920 But you can't see anything. 630 00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:28,600 What's there to see? - Some sort of background. 631 00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:40,040 Wait, let's see. 632 00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:18,760 Stop it, I'm falling. 633 00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:21,320 That was my aim. 634 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,320 Restaurant? 635 00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:28,200 Hello. 636 00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:31,840 Yeah, yeah. As if you could make a call. 637 00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:03,800 I asked you to take your backpack with you. 638 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:05,600 You have your own. 639 00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:08,480 The car is too far away, I'm not going back. 640 00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:16,360 If you keep grumbling, I'll go back after all. 641 00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:18,920 40 minutes. 642 00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:21,680 We're getting our drink bottles. 643 00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:25,480 Wait here, damn it, until you're back here! 644 00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:55,080 Are you mad? 645 00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:01,720 I'm used to your hysterical fits, 646 00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:03,640 so no. 647 00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:06,160 Should I tell you something? - Go for it. 648 00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:09,640 The relationship between two people 649 00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:12,360 is ideally symbiotic. 650 00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:16,000 Each is responsible for the other, 651 00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:18,520 and both share the duties equally. 652 00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:22,480 And if, as is usually the case, it's not a symbiosis, 653 00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:27,000 the one who does less compensates, 654 00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:30,840 usually with love, tenderness or warmth. 655 00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:33,960 Do you want me to stop you and say, "Artem, no!" 656 00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:37,720 No, I just realized that I've had enough. 657 00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:42,200 It's as if everything revolves around 658 00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:43,920 what Julia wants. 659 00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:48,800 Does she want this or that? And I am at your service. 660 00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:52,200 And then I judge you for it 661 00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:55,040 and I can't behave normally towards you. 662 00:53:55,240 --> 00:53:56,680 It's not like that. 663 00:53:56,960 --> 00:54:00,440 No? No idea. At least that's how I feel about it. 664 00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:03,040 During this trip we're doing what you want. 665 00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:05,280 We fulfill your desires. 666 00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:08,400 I love you. 667 00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:12,720 I love you too. Let's go. I want to kiss you there. 668 00:54:15,240 --> 00:54:18,720 Still, you are and remain a bitch. 669 00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:23,960 And you still have expectations 670 00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:26,760 and you are annoyed when they are not fulfilled. 671 00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:30,760 Of course I have expectations. - That's exactly how children behave. 672 00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:33,240 You act like a child. 673 00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:35,200 Do you want to go all the way to the top? 674 00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:44,840 I would be for over there. 675 00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:47,240 Here there are something like steps. 676 00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:53,400 How do we get back down after this? 677 00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:03,480 Artem, no, please no. 678 00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:04,960 I'm scared. 679 00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:07,640 You know I'm afraid of heights. 680 00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:14,200 Your generation sucks, damn it. 681 00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:16,800 Egoists and idiots. 682 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,480 "We don't owe anyone anything." 683 00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:24,200 Damn, who tolerates people like that? 684 00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:26,560 We don't owe anyone anything. 685 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:28,880 Tolerate, not owe. 686 00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:31,680 Nobody tolerates you, that's the whole point. 687 00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:37,360 A generation of lone wolves. 688 00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:41,920 And this from the greatest lone wolf of them all? 689 00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:49,480 It's not about whether I owe you anything. 690 00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:52,880 But I repeat myself for three days already, 691 00:55:53,240 --> 00:55:57,440 that I am tired of hearing allegations every day, 692 00:55:57,640 --> 00:55:59,360 that I am to blame for something. 693 00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:01,400 It's just a joke. 694 00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:05,080 I just don't find it funny anymore. 695 00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:07,480 It's driving me crazy slowly. 696 00:56:08,240 --> 00:56:09,440 Good. 697 00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:35,280 Do we want to do it mostly from behind? 698 00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:43,560 You can sit like this, and I'll give you a blowjob. 699 00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:47,200 We have already filmed sideways. 700 00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:52,120 We can also do it this way, if we drive slowly. 701 00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:55,320 Stop it. 702 00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:58,400 A car will drive by for sure. 703 00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:00,320 We can't do that. 704 00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:19,160 This is slowly turning into work. 705 00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:20,960 Like an office job 706 00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:29,880 That's what exactly this is now. 707 00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:39,800 Let's drive and maybe shoot something later? 708 00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:41,400 No. 709 00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:43,280 What is more important to you: 710 00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:45,960 our shoot or your state of mind? 711 00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:48,120 I don't know. 712 00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:52,360 Later I will probably probably feel like shit. 713 00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:55,200 And have no desire for it. 714 00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:58,120 Do you feel like it now? - No, not now either. 715 00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:02,880 If you don't care about anything, we can film now. 716 00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:16,440 I don't want it any more. 717 00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:20,840 I can't go on with it. 718 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:23,920 Because the hobby, 719 00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:27,160 that was fun and made money, 720 00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:29,000 has become torture. 721 00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:41,320 This will be a very long conversation. 722 00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:44,280 Conversation? That's just my feeling. 723 00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:47,240 What? - It's not supposed to be a conversation. 724 00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:53,920 This is affecting our relationship. 725 00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:55,640 And that is bad. 726 00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:58,880 I thought it would be different. But it isn't. 727 00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:05,000 But it could have been. 728 00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:09,760 And what is your suggestion? How should it continue? 729 00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:12,960 I don't know. We should do something else. 730 00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:38,960 Edik, look. 731 00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:42,240 May I congratulate you? 732 00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:46,120 Here is mine. This is... 733 00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:50,160 The ring from water bottles. 734 00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:52,920 What are you talking about? This is minimalism. 735 00:59:53,120 --> 00:59:55,360 You don't know a thing about it, damn it. 736 00:59:56,600 --> 01:00:00,440 Congratulations. When should everything take place? 737 01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:02,280 We got married in Las Vegas. 738 01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:04,880 Really? Is that official? - Yes. 739 01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:07,000 Is it registered in the passports? 740 01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:10,000 We need to transfer the document at the notary public. 741 01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:13,280 Then you get the stamp? - Your ash. 742 01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:17,680 Damn it. 743 01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:20,360 We were in such a great place. 744 01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:24,520 Sunset under palm trees, advertising signs, Las Vegas. 745 01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:28,040 Looks like in the commercials. - Yeah. 746 01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:30,360 How long were you there? 747 01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:31,560 Three weeks. 748 01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:33,920 Really awesome. 749 01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:36,560 We were four days in Los Angeles. 750 01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:39,200 The best thing would be to stay there. 751 01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:44,000 You can see every day my body. 752 01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:46,800 Swipe up my premium Snapchat. 753 01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:50,160 Every day 754 01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:53,400 My boobs and my ass and my pussy. 755 01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:41,320 You have reached your destination. 756 01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:43,520 Here? - Yes. 757 01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:03,720 Hello. 758 01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:30,040 "The fire salamander eats them up. 759 01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:32,160 It eats my colony. 760 01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:35,760 It eats up the larvae, and inside me there is a gaping void. 761 01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:37,600 The toothpick is your cross. 762 01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:39,640 Winter is around the corner. 763 01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:42,600 In the anthill it's getting stuffy. 764 01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:45,000 The oddball hangs on the cross. 765 01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:46,800 Running away would be good. 766 01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:50,320 But the emptiness of the ants fills with pheromones 767 01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:52,440 and with formic acid. 768 01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:55,800 The ant architects ..." 769 01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:42,840 According to statistics there are 770 01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:44,840 more married women than men. 771 01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:48,440 Do some men have several wives? 772 01:03:48,640 --> 01:03:51,160 Women who live with their boyfriend, 773 01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:53,000 believe that they are married. 774 01:03:58,280 --> 01:03:59,440 Men do not believe that. 775 01:03:59,640 --> 01:04:03,200 And married men believe they are still bachelors, don't they? 776 01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:07,400 Even if there is a stamp in the passport. 777 01:04:08,880 --> 01:04:11,080 Nobody looks in the passport. 778 01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:13,360 You both are so quiet. 779 01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:15,960 Maybe because they have to leave soon. 780 01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:20,160 As if, they think about nothing else. 781 01:04:22,440 --> 01:04:25,280 Make a wish for a song. Artem will play and sing it. 782 01:04:25,480 --> 01:04:28,200 Artem, we wish for a song. 783 01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:34,160 About the grasshopper or the boy who chases lightning. 784 01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:36,680 Grasshopper? - You will hear. 785 01:04:36,880 --> 01:04:39,760 Artem, which grasshopper? The one from your childhood? 786 01:04:40,720 --> 01:04:42,760 "In the grass sits a grasshopper ..." 787 01:04:42,960 --> 01:04:46,280 Ant. - Ah, an ant! 788 01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:50,160 There is also a song about a grasshopper. 789 01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:52,800 Ant. - From his childhood. 790 01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:55,680 There is also one about a boy who chases lightning. 791 01:04:55,880 --> 01:04:57,080 About love. 792 01:04:57,920 --> 01:04:59,400 I am worried, 793 01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:01,040 because he has to leave the guitar here. 794 01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:02,400 Why? - Why? 795 01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:04,120 He will not. 796 01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:06,840 Are you afraid, that I will do something to it? 797 01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:10,040 No, he can't be without it. 798 01:05:59,840 --> 01:06:03,160 At what age did you become interested in porn? 799 01:06:04,960 --> 01:06:07,920 I did not think about the porn industry. 800 01:06:08,120 --> 01:06:09,240 Not at all. 801 01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:14,320 But in my circle of friends I was always the most vulgar. 802 01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:16,360 And it was always said: 803 01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:21,040 "Why are you so vulgar? What's wrong with you?" 804 01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:25,760 So, some think of something inappropriate. 805 01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:28,320 And I speak it out. Then I get to hear: 806 01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:30,560 "We're thinking about it, And you speak it out." 807 01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:32,440 That's the way it was always. 808 01:06:34,280 --> 01:06:37,720 I was the girl that the boys liked, 809 01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:39,120 at school. 810 01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:42,400 I have always had this sexual attention. 811 01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:45,240 I have never taken advantage of it. 812 01:06:45,440 --> 01:06:47,520 I did not have sex with boys, 813 01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:49,560 who I wasn't dating. 814 01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:52,480 I was faithful to my boyfriends. 815 01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:55,560 But I always wanted to to take erotic photos. 816 01:06:55,760 --> 01:06:58,760 I did that already in Omsk, first photo shoots. 817 01:06:58,960 --> 01:07:00,800 Around how old were you? 818 01:07:01,240 --> 01:07:04,520 At your first shoot? When you thought, "I'm going to do this." 819 01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:06,800 For this the photographer will end up behind bars. 820 01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:08,600 No one will learn his name. 821 01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:12,800 I was probably around 15 or 16. 822 01:07:13,560 --> 01:07:15,880 You always shoot with the same partner. 823 01:07:16,080 --> 01:07:18,320 I know that you don't shoot with others. 824 01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:21,720 Aren't you afraid that this will stop you, 825 01:07:21,920 --> 01:07:24,040 to become famous worldwide? 826 01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:25,880 That is not my goal at all. 827 01:07:26,080 --> 01:07:28,640 We have discussed all this beforehand. 828 01:07:28,840 --> 01:07:31,160 I do not want to shoot with other men. 829 01:07:31,360 --> 01:07:32,840 That doesn't appeal to me at all. 830 01:07:33,160 --> 01:07:36,520 Ideally I would also make lesbian films. 831 01:07:37,560 --> 01:07:39,720 What percentage of the revenue goes to him? 832 01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:41,240 He doesn't take any of it. 833 01:07:41,440 --> 01:07:43,120 He walks around in torn shoes, 834 01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:44,880 never buys new clothes. 835 01:07:45,080 --> 01:07:47,080 I get all the money. 836 01:07:47,280 --> 01:07:49,680 Don't you have a ... - Revenue sharing? 837 01:07:49,880 --> 01:07:51,720 So maybe no contract, 838 01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:54,240 but something legally binding? - No. 839 01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:57,680 You could leave him and he would be left with nothing? 840 01:07:57,880 --> 01:07:59,040 Yes, probably. 841 01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:45,200 Are you ready? I have already packed everything. 842 01:08:45,960 --> 01:08:48,480 Yes, so all this has to come. 843 01:08:50,360 --> 01:08:54,000 These are clothes: My jackets and so on. 844 01:08:54,360 --> 01:08:56,840 The microwave, this bag ... 845 01:08:57,920 --> 01:09:00,760 the cardboard box under your suitcase ... 846 01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:03,000 and the bag, too. 847 01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:05,320 All that now? - Yeah. 848 01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:08,520 This morning I said: 849 01:09:08,760 --> 01:09:11,080 "Write Veronika, so that she doesn't travel all the way here." 850 01:09:11,680 --> 01:09:13,560 You said: "Yes, I forgot." 851 01:09:13,760 --> 01:09:16,720 No, you didn't! 852 01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:18,920 You said, she should come in the evening, 853 01:09:19,120 --> 01:09:20,880 about nine or ten. 854 01:09:21,080 --> 01:09:22,560 Why are you lying now? 855 01:09:22,760 --> 01:09:25,520 I did not say that. - You did, damn it! 856 01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:29,120 That's what you told me today. - What do you want from me? 857 01:09:29,320 --> 01:09:31,600 Nothing, but this is just shit. 858 01:09:31,800 --> 01:09:34,200 Because now I have to pack all night. 859 01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:35,920 You will not help me, Artem. 860 01:09:36,120 --> 01:09:38,400 You won't pack anything, but I will! 861 01:09:38,600 --> 01:09:42,040 You say that as if I never do anything. Okay ... 862 01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:45,440 She's going to visit us anyway. 863 01:09:45,640 --> 01:09:48,120 I don't give a damn. - Well then ... 864 01:09:58,880 --> 01:10:01,120 Your mood is really funny. 865 01:10:01,320 --> 01:10:02,960 You could be bipolar. 866 01:10:03,160 --> 01:10:05,520 Huh? - How else do you explain it? 867 01:10:05,720 --> 01:10:07,920 I beg you, don't say something like that. 868 01:10:08,120 --> 01:10:10,760 Artem, tell me, what's wrong with you? 869 01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:13,360 Why do you say such a thing? That's disrespectful. 870 01:10:13,720 --> 01:10:15,840 Do you understand nothing of this? 871 01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:18,320 Or what? 872 01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:21,480 Sick. Calm down. 873 01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:23,400 Terrible ... 874 01:10:23,680 --> 01:10:25,240 Unbelievable, Artem! 875 01:10:25,440 --> 01:10:27,680 You come at me because of some shit. 876 01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:30,240 Why? Because I have to pack all night long? 877 01:10:30,440 --> 01:10:33,520 When I ask you, you refuse my help. 878 01:10:33,720 --> 01:10:37,400 And now you say, that you are struggling. 879 01:10:37,960 --> 01:10:42,000 You have the victim syndrome: "I'm suffering, and you're not doing anything." 880 01:10:42,240 --> 01:10:43,640 What is this nonsense? 881 01:10:44,360 --> 01:10:45,480 What is this? 882 01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:48,120 Do you think this is normal? 883 01:11:01,240 --> 01:11:03,520 I would like you to better yourself. 884 01:11:03,720 --> 01:11:06,760 This is the meaning ... 885 01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:08,640 The meaning of life. 886 01:11:08,840 --> 01:11:10,440 I am not your student! 887 01:11:10,640 --> 01:11:14,200 Yes, you are! - What the hell are you talking about? 888 01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:18,320 I am your beloved. You must see me like this. 889 01:11:18,520 --> 01:11:22,720 When two people meet, they both learn from each other. 890 01:11:22,920 --> 01:11:25,040 Yes, but not like this: "Now learn this!" 891 01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:26,520 How else? 892 01:11:26,720 --> 01:11:29,240 Be a little smarter and wiser. 893 01:11:29,440 --> 01:11:33,800 What do you mean, "wiser"? 894 01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:41,920 Wait a minute. 895 01:11:43,960 --> 01:11:45,040 I don't understand ... 896 01:11:45,240 --> 01:11:48,400 We have only moved out of the apartment. 897 01:11:48,960 --> 01:11:52,440 Things are changing with you so radically. 898 01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:54,760 Terrible. 899 01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:58,240 Terrible? These are good changes. 900 01:11:58,480 --> 01:12:00,400 We're finally moving out of there. 901 01:12:00,600 --> 01:12:02,760 We have an apartment in the center. 902 01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:05,080 What is terrible about that? 903 01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:08,560 What are you going to live on? 904 01:12:08,760 --> 01:12:12,520 We still have money, that will last for a while. 905 01:12:13,760 --> 01:12:16,280 Don't make a drama out of it now. Everything is great. 906 01:13:17,200 --> 01:13:19,240 So I can see, 907 01:13:19,440 --> 01:13:21,280 who would like to present point 1 908 01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:24,240 Write "Number 1" and your last name. 909 01:13:25,120 --> 01:13:27,440 This is a lecture with presentation. 910 01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:29,640 Please write a little faster. 911 01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:34,480 I don't have much time, and everyone must participate. 912 01:13:36,240 --> 01:13:38,880 "Dear Eva, I am a fan of your work. 913 01:13:39,080 --> 01:13:40,960 When I see you I feel 914 01:13:41,160 --> 01:13:43,200 the strong desire to take you. 915 01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:45,680 You are so beautiful. I want to meet you. 916 01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:48,080 Of course, time is money. Write me." 917 01:13:49,560 --> 01:13:51,920 There are billions of such messages. 918 01:13:57,720 --> 01:14:00,320 As always, a dick pic. 919 01:14:06,560 --> 01:14:09,440 What do you call this crisis, when you do not know, 920 01:14:09,800 --> 01:14:11,320 what to do? 921 01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:14,720 If you don't know? - It starts with E. 922 01:14:14,920 --> 01:14:16,880 Existential? - Yes! 923 01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:19,800 Again? - Existential. 924 01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:22,080 A? - Existential! 925 01:14:22,280 --> 01:14:24,520 Existential. 926 01:14:58,320 --> 01:15:00,880 Am I disturbing you? - Yes, a little bit. 927 01:15:14,040 --> 01:15:16,080 Female clip artist of the year 928 01:15:38,960 --> 01:15:42,120 Wow, so many beautiful ladies there. And the winner is ... 929 01:15:42,440 --> 01:15:44,560 none other than the beautiful ... 930 01:15:44,760 --> 01:15:46,360 Eva Elfie. 931 01:15:48,920 --> 01:15:50,680 Thank you so much guys, 932 01:15:51,320 --> 01:15:53,600 who always vote for me every day. 933 01:15:53,800 --> 01:15:55,200 Thank you for my fans 934 01:15:55,800 --> 01:15:57,280 and thank you Xbiz. 935 01:15:57,480 --> 01:15:59,400 I am very happy to win. 936 01:16:07,640 --> 01:16:11,080 Beautiful, thank you very much. Now please just stand by for one second. 937 01:16:20,720 --> 01:16:22,120 What is going on here? 938 01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:28,960 I missed everything. 939 01:16:55,280 --> 01:16:58,480 THE MAN'S WAY TO PORN-STARDOM 940 01:18:18,040 --> 01:18:21,080 One doesn't believe that it's you. 941 01:18:25,680 --> 01:18:27,000 Even here. 942 01:18:29,440 --> 01:18:32,840 I don't know if it's the make-up or the curls. 943 01:18:36,160 --> 01:18:38,520 I always look different. 944 01:18:38,960 --> 01:18:41,480 I wanted to go to the theater or become an actress. 945 01:18:41,680 --> 01:18:43,440 I like to transform myself, 946 01:18:43,640 --> 01:18:45,840 through clothes or a different look. 947 01:18:53,840 --> 01:18:57,640 These are the clicks? - Yes, 165 million clicks. 948 01:19:00,320 --> 01:19:02,680 And how long have you been doing this? 949 01:19:04,520 --> 01:19:05,800 Not even a year. 950 01:19:06,120 --> 01:19:07,760 In February it will be a year. 951 01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:13,760 It is indeed a city of millions, 952 01:19:13,960 --> 01:19:15,880 but it is like a village. 953 01:19:16,080 --> 01:19:19,040 Where I live there is not even internet. 954 01:19:19,240 --> 01:19:21,920 There are no roads and no cab goes there either. 955 01:19:22,240 --> 01:19:23,360 I see. 956 01:19:24,560 --> 01:19:26,520 It is quite a poor town. 957 01:19:26,720 --> 01:19:32,960 My mother earns about 200 euros. 958 01:19:33,320 --> 01:19:36,040 Where does she work? - In an old people's home. 959 01:19:36,240 --> 01:19:39,040 She even has a small management position. 960 01:19:39,240 --> 01:19:41,360 She earns 200 euros? That's ... 961 01:19:41,560 --> 01:19:43,800 15,000 rubles. 962 01:19:55,800 --> 01:20:00,520 She has one boyfriend and one girlfriend. 963 01:20:01,440 --> 01:20:02,880 And I'm like ... 964 01:20:05,720 --> 01:20:07,200 the most important of all. 965 01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:11,480 Today I met a Russian girl. 966 01:20:11,680 --> 01:20:13,520 She is a porn actress 967 01:20:13,760 --> 01:20:17,800 and she has a husband and she has children. 968 01:20:18,760 --> 01:20:22,640 But she always fucks all these guys. 969 01:20:23,160 --> 01:20:25,480 I do not understand why. So crazy girl. 970 01:20:25,680 --> 01:20:29,000 This is different. This is "libertinage." 971 01:20:29,200 --> 01:20:32,480 That's when you have a strong relationship with someone. 972 01:20:32,680 --> 01:20:34,400 And then you can ... 973 01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:38,040 But she likes to fuck guys anally. 974 01:20:40,560 --> 01:20:42,480 You mean "anal"? - Yes. 975 01:20:42,960 --> 01:20:47,000 But she fucks the guys, no guys fuck her. 976 01:20:47,200 --> 01:20:49,920 Do you understand? - Ah, she fucks the guys. 977 01:20:51,760 --> 01:20:53,560 With a strap-on! 978 01:20:55,120 --> 01:20:56,920 I like this idea ... 979 01:21:03,160 --> 01:21:07,120 Well, I will start with the first question, lex mercatoria. 980 01:21:07,480 --> 01:21:09,280 We should probably start with the fact that, 981 01:21:09,520 --> 01:21:12,040 that in the current judicature 982 01:21:12,240 --> 01:21:15,640 it's not yet been clarified to the end, 983 01:21:15,840 --> 01:21:19,440 What is lex mercatoria. There are three approaches: 984 01:21:19,920 --> 01:21:24,000 The first one is, that lex mercatoria 985 01:21:24,200 --> 01:21:28,040 is seen as a completely autonomous legal system, 986 01:21:28,240 --> 01:21:30,760 which does not depend on any national legal system. 987 01:21:30,960 --> 01:21:36,680 The second approach states, that lex mercatoria 988 01:21:37,040 --> 01:21:40,680 is a composition of certain norms, 989 01:21:40,880 --> 01:21:44,640 which exists alternatively to a state order. 990 01:21:58,600 --> 01:22:00,080 I am now 19. 991 01:22:00,280 --> 01:22:02,200 Too young to think about children. 992 01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:06,280 Slowly I'm learning which subjects I like, 993 01:22:06,840 --> 01:22:08,200 and which ones I don't. 994 01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:10,760 When I was 17 I took the entrance examination for law, 995 01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:14,400 because my parents said I had to become a lawyer. 996 01:22:14,600 --> 01:22:16,640 And I was thinking: "They're right." 997 01:22:16,840 --> 01:22:18,520 That was not my choice. 998 01:22:18,720 --> 01:22:20,720 I can not call it a choice. 999 01:22:23,440 --> 01:22:24,760 I think ... 1000 01:22:26,480 --> 01:22:28,560 that it went like this for very many people. 1001 01:22:29,400 --> 01:22:32,760 That is not too bad, because some remain with it. 1002 01:22:33,480 --> 01:22:35,480 They remain behind in their development. 1003 01:22:36,080 --> 01:22:37,920 You said it. 1004 01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:40,240 Is there something wrong with my intellect? 1005 01:22:40,440 --> 01:22:42,520 No. Probably not, I don't know. 1006 01:22:42,720 --> 01:22:44,960 But surely with your world view. 1007 01:22:50,600 --> 01:22:52,800 She believes that the whole world revolves around her. 1008 01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:54,600 It is hard to describe. 1009 01:22:54,800 --> 01:22:57,680 But if we ever have to queue somewhere, 1010 01:22:57,880 --> 01:22:59,040 she just goes ahead. 1011 01:22:59,240 --> 01:23:01,400 Then I ask her: "Why do you do that?" 1012 01:23:02,040 --> 01:23:04,800 Or if we do car-sharing ... 1013 01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:07,240 I use the car considerately, 1014 01:23:07,440 --> 01:23:09,560 because it is also used by other people. 1015 01:23:09,760 --> 01:23:13,360 I understand that I am not alone in this world. 1016 01:23:13,560 --> 01:23:16,320 And I am respectful to others. 1017 01:23:16,520 --> 01:23:18,280 She is not. 1018 01:23:18,480 --> 01:23:21,800 She is only thinking about her needs at that moment. 1019 01:23:22,600 --> 01:23:24,720 Or that she is doing well. 1020 01:23:25,080 --> 01:23:27,360 You dispute everything, so you're not understanding it. 1021 01:23:27,560 --> 01:23:29,920 The society is ... 1022 01:23:30,120 --> 01:23:33,680 Even now you put yourself above everyone else. 1023 01:23:33,880 --> 01:23:35,920 It is not for you to decide, 1024 01:23:36,120 --> 01:23:38,600 what egoism and respect are. 1025 01:23:38,800 --> 01:23:40,360 You always tell people: 1026 01:23:40,560 --> 01:23:43,360 "You're wrong. You don't understand me." 1027 01:23:43,560 --> 01:23:46,560 You hold that against Julia all the time, probably against everybody else, too. 1028 01:23:46,760 --> 01:23:48,560 You are a damned sexist. 1029 01:23:48,760 --> 01:23:51,840 You keep saying: "Women this, women that". 1030 01:23:53,320 --> 01:23:56,840 I have not yet met a woman who ... 1031 01:23:57,040 --> 01:23:59,080 There are super women, 1032 01:23:59,280 --> 01:24:02,840 but mostly they are older. And one rarely meets them. 1033 01:24:03,040 --> 01:24:06,000 Girls talk mostly just bullshit, 1034 01:24:06,200 --> 01:24:09,080 which they themselves do not understand. 1035 01:24:09,280 --> 01:24:11,080 They confuse even right and left. 1036 01:24:11,280 --> 01:24:12,560 Asshole! 1037 01:24:12,760 --> 01:24:18,400 And you supposedly never do strange things? 1038 01:24:18,600 --> 01:24:20,720 things that are untypical for most people? 1039 01:24:20,920 --> 01:24:24,640 I am sure, when you talk to others, 1040 01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:26,160 they will also say: 1041 01:24:26,360 --> 01:24:28,960 "He is strange, something is wrong with him. 1042 01:24:29,160 --> 01:24:30,400 Such a poor guy." 1043 01:24:30,840 --> 01:24:32,880 You talk exactly like this about ... 1044 01:24:33,360 --> 01:24:34,480 Why you are strange? 1045 01:24:34,680 --> 01:24:36,000 No, what has that got to do with it? 1046 01:24:36,200 --> 01:24:37,760 I am exaggerating now, because you say 1047 01:24:37,960 --> 01:24:39,720 "You girls don't understand anything." 1048 01:24:39,920 --> 01:24:42,520 In the same way, someone could say, that you have no idea. 1049 01:24:42,720 --> 01:24:44,320 "Look, he shoots porn." 1050 01:24:44,520 --> 01:24:46,680 Does it upset you, that I am sexist? 1051 01:24:46,880 --> 01:24:48,400 That was just a joke. 1052 01:24:48,600 --> 01:24:51,120 I respect women, their rights and everything. 1053 01:24:51,960 --> 01:24:55,800 And I believe that women 1054 01:24:56,400 --> 01:24:59,320 are often dealt with unfairly. 1055 01:24:59,520 --> 01:25:02,880 Men often behave as if women belong to them. 1056 01:25:08,880 --> 01:25:11,800 Really wild, my mom appreciates what you do. 1057 01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:15,000 She said: "Cool, that's brave." 1058 01:25:15,200 --> 01:25:17,920 And then she asked: "Are they happy?" 1059 01:25:18,120 --> 01:25:19,600 "I don't know." 1060 01:25:19,800 --> 01:25:22,760 She said: "If they are, great." 1061 01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:25,920 Although my mom is actually super conservative. 1062 01:25:26,120 --> 01:25:27,520 Are you guys happy? 1063 01:26:41,480 --> 01:26:42,760 Kiss each other. 1064 01:27:25,640 --> 01:27:28,200 Just doing your own thing. 1065 01:27:29,280 --> 01:27:31,680 I think, that is the true way. 1066 01:27:35,360 --> 01:27:36,720 And what do you want? 1067 01:27:37,600 --> 01:27:40,440 I want to live, not fight for survival. 1068 01:27:41,480 --> 01:27:45,760 Just live, damn it, and enjoy life. 1069 01:27:46,160 --> 01:27:48,680 I don't spend much, but I live. 1070 01:27:48,880 --> 01:27:51,640 How do you come up with "spend"? 1071 01:27:52,120 --> 01:27:54,840 Because I think that everything is about money. 1072 01:27:55,920 --> 01:27:57,240 If you have money, you can live, 1073 01:27:57,440 --> 01:27:59,240 afford everything. - No ... 1074 01:27:59,440 --> 01:28:00,960 Without money you fight for survival. 1075 01:28:01,160 --> 01:28:02,160 It's not about ... 1076 01:28:02,360 --> 01:28:04,280 But even without money one can live. 1077 01:28:04,480 --> 01:28:06,800 It is not about money! 1078 01:28:08,680 --> 01:28:10,520 Just to live, damn it. 1079 01:28:10,720 --> 01:28:13,840 To feel that you are needed ... 1080 01:28:15,160 --> 01:28:17,520 That you have someone you don't feel indifferent about, 1081 01:28:17,760 --> 01:28:20,720 that someone is not indifferent towards you. 1082 01:28:22,440 --> 01:28:25,960 This human something in us is very strong. 1083 01:28:28,320 --> 01:28:30,360 When someone holds on to you, 1084 01:28:30,600 --> 01:28:33,680 simply because you exist. 1085 01:28:34,000 --> 01:28:35,200 This is very strong. 1086 01:28:35,480 --> 01:28:41,520 When you are appreciated, simply because you exist. 1087 01:28:42,080 --> 01:28:44,120 Damn, that's priceless. 1088 01:28:51,200 --> 01:28:54,560 There isn't even a porn happening in my life. 1089 01:29:10,680 --> 01:29:13,600 Are you in a bad mood? - No. 1090 01:29:13,800 --> 01:29:17,040 I feel unwell. When I was alone, it was fine. 1091 01:29:18,640 --> 01:29:21,080 It is not worth talking about. 1092 01:29:21,280 --> 01:29:26,280 But I see that you feel unwell. 1093 01:29:27,160 --> 01:29:31,200 And I am trying to understand why, 1094 01:29:31,520 --> 01:29:34,040 how I can help and what I should do. 1095 01:29:35,520 --> 01:29:36,680 You shouldn't do anything. 1096 01:29:37,160 --> 01:29:38,160 Nothing. 1097 01:29:50,640 --> 01:29:53,280 Sooner or later everything changes. 1098 01:29:53,800 --> 01:29:56,080 It comes to a logical end. 1099 01:29:56,720 --> 01:29:59,680 Even if ... - But I ... 1100 01:30:00,400 --> 01:30:06,880 I don't want it to end badly for us. 1101 01:30:09,320 --> 01:30:11,440 You seem apathetic about everything. 1102 01:30:23,400 --> 01:30:24,880 Where are you going? 1103 01:31:08,840 --> 01:31:11,320 Why do you jump to conclusions? 1104 01:31:11,520 --> 01:31:14,560 I just felt comfortable alone. 1105 01:31:16,080 --> 01:31:18,000 We could also live separately. 1106 01:31:19,480 --> 01:31:20,600 No ... 1107 01:31:20,800 --> 01:31:22,840 That would probably not make much sense. 1108 01:31:23,040 --> 01:31:25,560 But you would feel better. 1109 01:31:26,680 --> 01:31:27,720 I don't know. 1110 01:31:27,920 --> 01:31:29,760 I can't say whether I would then feel better 1111 01:31:29,960 --> 01:31:31,200 or worse. 1112 01:31:31,600 --> 01:31:33,920 You know it. We lived together. 1113 01:31:36,200 --> 01:31:38,520 What do you mean, you don't know. 1114 01:31:59,120 --> 01:32:00,680 I don't know ... 1115 01:32:01,040 --> 01:32:03,040 I don't know, what you want to talk about. 1116 01:32:04,680 --> 01:32:09,240 I suggest just to keep going 1117 01:32:09,760 --> 01:32:12,880 and live on as before 1118 01:32:13,600 --> 01:32:16,920 To follow the plans that we have made. 1119 01:32:17,240 --> 01:32:18,520 That's all. 1120 01:35:19,600 --> 01:35:21,600 German translation and subtitles: Goran Jonic 1121 01:35:21,800 --> 01:35:24,000 English translation from German: n-t-s-c 1122 01:35:24,200 --> 01:35:26,200 German editing: sub&dub company, Kehl 1123 01:35:30,000 --> 01:35:32,000 Editing: Sabine Lange 1124 01:35:33,305 --> 01:36:33,835 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 79612

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