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"My child is good, isn't she?" Grand Prix 3rd generation generation!

"3rd generation generation!" That's what it is.

The 3rd generation members will be kept secret and a secret questionnaire will be conducted for the family.

The 3rd generation members' individuality, which is not yet known, will be revealed!

Now, next is this!

My child is actually a round woman!

This is...

Well, it's about revealing a secret about your daughter that only your parents know, right?

First of all, Umezawa.

My daughter is actually a scaredy-cat and a sweet talker.

Oh, isn't that nice?

She seems strong-willed, but she's actually scared of her grandmother's bath.

She always makes her sister wait outside the bath.

She's like an older sister, but at home she says things like "make it round" or "make it round and eat it."

Oh, that's how she's sweet. I see.

She's actually a scaredy-cat and a sweet talker.

You're wrong.

No, I'm not wrong.

No, you're wrong.

No, you're not wrong.

What's so scary about your grandmother's bath?

Well...

Aren't grandmothers a little old-fashioned?

Well, there are all kinds of grandmothers.

There are all kinds of grandmothers.

A little old-fashioned.

It's dim and scary.

It's like a ghost is about to come out.

Oh, like a ghost is about to come out.

It was a good-looking grandmother's bath, so I was scared and made her wait outside the bath.

It's true that she looks like a scaredy-cat, but she has a different image.

She has a completely different image.

I've never done that kind of thing.

What kind of way of saying it is "what do you want me to do?"

My image is "what do you want me to do?"

I've never taken the time to do it.

I did it before I had an image.

Is it a sweet talker's way of saying it?

I say it like "where's the food?"

Where's the food?

I'm a little old-fashioned now.

Where's the food?

Sweet talker.

But there are members who are afraid of ghosts, right?

For example, they wait for you when you go somewhere.

There were times like that.

Asuka couldn't take a bath alone.

That's right.

At that time, I was afraid of ghosts, too.

It was when I was in middle school.

Are you still afraid of ghosts now?

Can you take a bath in the back of the hospital?

I'm so afraid of it.

At that time, Matsumura Shirai sings and dances to a song of Nogizaka in front of the bath.

She's very kind.

There are quite a few songs in front of the bath.

It's a luxury.

It's like a live performance.

They're dancing through the glass.

They're dancing.

It's good because it's practice.

I asked them and they kindly said yes.

But Miku was in that room, but she didn't come in front of the bath.

Why didn't you go there?

I had to do my homework.

You said you were scared of ghosts, but you just studied.

Very cool.

At that time, I was a little drunk.

The next is a trick from the master of Yamashita.

He has a great sleepwalking.

Sleepwalking?

When he calls me in the morning, I say "good morning" and he says "mama, please feed the giraffe".

He has a great sleepwalking.

Do you have a giraffe at home?

No, we don't.

Since I was little, my parents told me that I have a great sleepwalking.

I also have a bad sleepwalking.

While I'm sleeping, I drop things.

Do you move?

When I wake up in the morning, I put my alarm clock and stuffed animals next to my bed.

But they are all broken.

You don't remember that?

I don't remember.

I dream a lot.

I also have a great sleepwalking.

When I wake up in the morning, my feet are in front of me.

What?

My feet are in front of me.

While you are sleeping?

My calves are in front of me.

No way!

You are soft.

I dream of riding a bicycle every day.

You ride a bicycle every day.

What is it?

When I wake up in the morning, my feet are in front of me.

I can't sleep every day.

I want you to film it. It looks very interesting.

I don't know why she has a bad sleepwalking.

But I thought it was dangerous.

If you have a chance...

If you have a chance, you should do it.

Next.

Riria Ito's parents' persuasion.

This is it.

What?

What is it?

Riria Ito's parents' persuasion.

Is it dangerous?

Is it dangerous?

Riria Ito's parents' persuasion.

Riria Ito's parents' persuasion.

Riria Ito's parents' persuasion.

It looks funny.

When I say "I'm going out", you look very happy.

I was distributing when I went out.

It's like now.

There is a picture of it.

I don't know at all.

What is it? It's very manly.

Is it like this?

It's very cool.

It looks like Rikuta.

This pose.

Did you do it?

I did it.

It's interesting.

Did you know that your mother was watching you?

I knew that she was watching me, but after I quit...

Oh, this one.

After I quit, she said, "I was watching you."

It's amazing.

I was surprised.

It's like now.

It's amazing.

You don't think people will say that, do you?

I don't mind.

You are manly.

It's not like this is how I became who I am now.

- That's probably Asuka's story. - Yes, it is.

- Are you surprised? - Yes, I am.

My parents said it.

- Your parents said it? - My parents said it.

- Your parents said it? - My parents said it.

- I'm surprised about it. - I see.

Next, a complaint from Iwamoto's parents.

- Actually, my wife... - Oh, no!

- left me rice every day. - Oh, no!

- Every day? - It's not like this at all.

What is this?

- What is this? - It's very cold.

- It's amazing, isn't it? - It's very warm.

It was very cold just now.

- It's frozen. - It's frozen.

It's very cold.

I was thinking about how to leave it every day.

- Wait a minute. - Why do you leave it?

I will eat it tomorrow for sure.

I wrote it on a wrap.

I left my meal and went away from my desk.

I got angry when I ate ramen.

I have a picture of it.

- It's cute! - It's cute!

I will definitely eat it for lunch tomorrow.

Don't leave it.

- What is this? Ramen? - It's ramen.

- Leaving ramen and eating it tomorrow is the worst. - It's the worst!

- It's a mess. - Right?

- Did you write "?" yourself? - That's right.

- What does it mean? "Don't leave it"? - "Don't leave it."

I will definitely eat it.

I will definitely eat it.

I thought it wasn't enough.

I won't leave it until the end.

I'll eat it again.

- "Don't leave it." - "I'll eat it again."

I won't leave it.

In the past, I couldn't eat a lot of rice.

My appetite was thin.

But if I left it, I would get angry.

So I wrote it like this and said, "I'll eat it tomorrow."

I thought it wasn't enough.

- That's why I always did it. - Will you eat it tomorrow?

- But I didn't eat it. - That's right.

"Tomorrow" means "tomorrow's" rice will come out.

Do you still have a picture of it?

I ate too many snacks.

I will eat it in the morning.

I will definitely eat it.

I will definitely eat it.

Why do you use "definitely" at the end?

- The way you use "definitely" is different. - It's been different for a while.

You eat snacks, don't you?

In the past, I didn't eat anything.

My mom said, "It's okay if it's a snack. Just eat it."

- I didn't eat it. - I see.

- I started eating only snacks. - Your mom didn't eat it.

- She was worried about you. - That's why you got angry.

- I'm worried about you. - I see.

How is it? Is it easier now?

It's amazing.

- It's like... - "It's amazing."

- It's cute, isn't it? - Yes.

- I haven't done this show much. - This show is brought to you by these sponsors.

- What? - What?

- Yahoo! - What?

- Yahoo! - What?

- Let's move on. Let's do this. - Yes.

Our children are as good as others.

Thank you!

Let me tell you about our children's strengths that only their parents know about.

Kubo.

She has a longing for idols.

Our child has loved dancing since she was little.

She always danced.

When she was in elementary school, she didn't want birthday presents like dolls and toys.

She wanted a stand microphone.

You really wanted to be an idol, didn't you?

Yes, I did.

I really wanted a stand microphone.

I didn't need a microphone. I just wanted a stand.

At that time, AKB's...

Oh, that one!

Yes, that one!

"Heavy Rotation"!

"Heavy Rotation"!

It was really popular.

I bought it at an instrument store.

Did you get a stand microphone?

I got it!

I always used it when I danced.

But you don't use a stand microphone in your songs, do you?

I'm trying to be polite.

When you use a stand microphone, do you get excited?

Yes, I do.

But I haven't done it much yet.

It's my dream.

By the way, you're already an idol.

That's right!

You're already an idol.

You liked "Checkers" and wanted a stand microphone, didn't you?

"Checkers" and stand microphone...

And when the band boom happened in middle school and high school...

When "Boy" was on the front line...

Kyosuke Himuro held the microphone like this.

Like that.

He held his little finger like this.

So, in our generation...

Even if we go to karaoke or something like that...

There are many people who hold the microphone like this.

Not only "Boy", but there are many people who hold it like this.

So, we sing like this.

That's good!

He's the only one laughing.

What?

He's the only one laughing.

He's like an old man.

He's like an old man.

He's like an old man.

Next...

Sakaguchi's strengths as good as others are...

He's bold!

Sakaguchi...

He can't swim yet, but he jumps into the pool.

What?!

He can't play the piano yet...

As a result, he became the best pianist in the world.

He has the courage...

What is it?

He has the courage to challenge reckless things.

I want you to show it somewhere.

What did you do?

I couldn't even breathe in the pool.

But I wanted to jump in.

I jumped in and played 25 meters without breathing in.

Genius!

No, it's amazing!

What about the piano?

I have a piano at my grandmother's house, but I can't play it.

Have you never learned how to play it?

Not even once.

What?!

But you played it for a band player.

My grandmother said, "Your fingers are beautiful when you play."

She praised you.

She praised me, and I wanted to play it for a band player.

But I couldn't.

You couldn't play it for a band player, but you played it for a band player.

That's right.

Even if you got a music score, you wouldn't know what it was.

I didn't know what it was.

She didn't know what it was.

You played it well.

But you have the courage to challenge.

Be careful not to do reckless things.

If you open the window and say, "Can you fly?"

If you have the courage, you won't die.

But I said, "Can you do anything?"

She said, "Yes," and everything came out.

That's right.

You have the courage to come out in front of you.

It's funny that you can't do anything when you come out.

It's funny.

You can't do it. Why did you come here?

It's funny.

Next is this.

Weaknesses.

I want you to know this, too.

Weaknesses of our language.

Weaknesses of our daughter's language that only you know.

Sato.

Let's go.

This is it.

You're not good at speaking.

Is that so?

I want you to speak with greed.

I want you to practice speaking from the bottom of your stomach.

I'm sure your parents will say, "Doesn't she have a voice?"

She talks loudly, but she doesn't have a voice that makes you cry.

She has a thin mouth and it's hard for you to hear her.

Can't you hear her voice?

Can't you speak loudly?

I can't.

She screams a lot.

She hates Gaga.

She screams a lot when Gaga is around.

That's a good impression.

But you can't speak without Gaga.

Gaga is always in Istanbul.

When you climb a mountain, you say "Yahoo!" loudly.

Can you say "Yahoo!" in a loud voice assuming that you are at the top of the mountain?

Yahoo!

That's pretty good!

You have a good "yahoo!"

I don't have a good "yahoo!" at all.

You have a good "yahoo!"

I don't think I need to teach you this.

Why don't you try getting "yahoo!" from the stars?

"Yahoo!" from the stars.

"Yahoo!" from the stars.

"Yahoo!" from the stars.

Your voice is a little low.

My voice is low.

Can you say "yahoo!" for me for one time?

Can you do it?

Yahoo!

See!

It's not "kawaii."

I wanted you to say "dekai."

It's "kawaii."

It's "kawaii," but "dekai" was the loudest.

Can you say it again in a loud voice?

The loudest voice.

Yes!

One, two...

Yahoo!

It's not "kawaii."

It's not "kawaii."

It's not.

It's not "kawaii."

It's "kawaii," but it's not.

It's "dekai yahoo!"

The order from me is "dekai yahoo!"

Yes.

Can I say it?

Yahoo!

Watch me say it.

Yahoo!

This is what "dekai yahoo!" is about.

It's because you're on top of a mountain.

Can you say "yahoo!" from the west?

Me?

Can you say "yahoo!" from the west?

It's "dekai yahoo!"

Dekai yahoo!

You don't say "dekai" that much, do you?

Yahoo!

That's good!

You can do it!

You have it!

You have it!

I was surprised!

It's "dekai" that much!

You said "dekai" that much!

What did you say?

"Dekai" that much!

It's "dekai" that much!

It's "dekai" that much!

It's "dekai" that much!

It's "dekai" that much!

"Dekai" that much?

Who do you think is small?

Who is small?

Lanzi is small!

Lanzi!

Can you give me a big one?

Yes!

Then, please!

Yahoooooo!

You have it!

You have it!

What do you have?

You have it!

What is it?

You have it!

Everyone has it!

You have it!

What is it?

You have it!

You have it!

You don't have to tell me!

You have it!

You don't need to put it on!

I see!

You have it!

You say "yahoo!" like that!

Yeah...

Always.

Always "yahoo".

Yeah, it's "always", but sometimes and twice more.

Thank you for inviting me!

That was awful.

Of course.

You shouldn't say "yahoo" more than anything.

You shouldn't say "yahoo" more than anything.

Suddenly on some other show...

How about...

YAHOO!

I made a mistake.

It's funny, but...

It's funny, but...

After this...

Will Ikoma return to that day!?

Next, what is Reno Nakamura's weak point from his parents' point of view?

He doesn't have any athletic nerves. He can't dribble basketball at all.

Nakamura, you're not very good at it.

Um... ball? Ball game?

Ball game...

Ball game, right?

Ball game, right?

Yes, ball game.

Soccer. Soccer is really bad.

Ah, so you're not good at running or anything like that?

I'm good at it.

But, I haven't been good at it since elementary school, and my grades were the worst.

I'm not good at it, and I was skipping school for some reason.

You skipped school.

You don't play soccer much.

Ah...

He's going to try a basketball dribble shoot, which he's not good at.

Let's see how bad he is.

Let's see.

Let's see what it's like.

Please, go ahead.

Huh?

Oooh!

Huh? He got in!

Amazing!

No, no.

You're not good at it.

That's why, about four weeks ago, I dropped out of school and became good at it.

You're not good at it at all, right?

You're not good at it at all, right?

Then, you should have done something weirder.

Like a schoolgirl.

Ah!

No, no.

No, no.

No, no.

What's wrong with you?

I mean, you already dropped out of school.

- Softball... - I can't do it anymore!

- What?! - Basketball is the scariest!

- It's okay because it's big! - It's scary because it's big!

- You don't have to be scared of it! - It's scary! It's scary!

You can just pick it up!

Look, Icomo, pick it up! You can just pick it up by pinching it!

- It's not scary! - This kind of senior is amazing!

Icomo senpai's dribble shoot!

Ready, start!

You can do it!

Something's weird.

My knees are like this.

I don't know.

I can't understand it.

I don't know how to do it.

Can you tell me briefly?

Is there anyone who can do it?

Is there anyone who can do it?

Look at mine.

It's a little weird, isn't it?

It's weird, isn't it?

Do you want to try it?

It's a little weird, isn't it?

Do you want to try it?

It's weird, isn't it?

Ready, start!

I'm not asking you to do it.

You can do it.

You're fearless.

But you have the courage to step forward.

You have the courage.

You're fearless.

You can't do the whole movement, can you?

I can't do the whole movement.

Next, Akimoto senpai's challenge!

Next, Akimoto senpai's challenge!

Are you kidding me?

Are you serious?

You can't do it with one shot, can you?

You did it on purpose, didn't you?

Do you want me to do it again?

You dribble and shoot.

You're lying!

You're lying!

You're lying!

You're lying!

You're lying!

You're lying!

You're lying!

You're lying!

I've been playing basketball for six years.

But I broke my bone with a dribble.

Where?

I hit it with a ball that bounced back.

Really?

I broke about three of them.

You broke three of them?

I hit it with a ball that bounced back.

Really?

It's totally fine.

Is there anyone who can't do it anymore?

How about you, Asuka?

I've never seen you do it.

I've never seen you do it.

I've never done it.

I couldn't do gymnastics. Radio gymnastics.

Can you show me?

What?

Asuka!

For the first time in her life, it's her third attempt at basketball!

For the first time in her life, it's Asuka Saito's dribble shoot!

Ready, start!

Wait a minute!

You're really fast!

What are you going to do?

I thought you were going to throw it.

I thought you were going to shoot it.

I wanted to do it.

It's easier for you to start.

Ready, start!

What happened?

That's how it is.

That's how it is.

Wait a minute!

Wait a minute!

Wait a minute!

Wait a minute!

What are you doing?

You're fast!

You're fast!

You're kidding me, right?

You sat down right away.

Why do you sit down right away?

Are you surprised yourself?

Because you can't do it?

Because you can't do it?

What was that?

That's weird.

You couldn't even shoot it.

That's scary.

It's scary, right?

You should do it slower.

You don't need that speed.

Ready, start!

What is this way of starting?

You're like an ancient player.

Oh my god!

Are you kidding me?

This is crazy!

Are you serious, Asuka?

Huh?

It can't be like this.

I'm scared!

You're scared, right?

I'm scared!

Are you kidding me?

What's with you at first?

You started too early.

I'm scared!

You're scared, right?

No, I'm scared of you.

I'll sit down right away.

I'll sit down right away.

No, I'm scared of you.

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