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Sometimes I make this life thing harder than it needs to be.

Not dead yet.

True shit.

So why do I worry about what I can't see?

I've been chasing my money for my rent. But the money that I spent last night

with my friends was worth it.

Sometimes.

Hey, Mom.

Hey, honey.

Heard you calling for me.

Yes.

What's up?

I have a favor to ask.

So, my model just canceled on me at the last second for that photography project

I've been working on. Yeah, I know. You've been working on it really hard.

You've been kind of excited about it.

Yes, and it's due tomorrow with no exceptions.

And... If I'm going to have any chance of editing and getting it put together,

have to get it done this afternoon.

Gotcha. So... And you don't have a model?

Right. Yeah, that seems like it would be kind of tough. So what can I do? How

can I help, Mom? Well, I kind of need you to model for me, but... Well,

that's... You want me to be your model? Yeah.

Am I, like, modeling?

It's human form. It appreciates all types and sizes.

Does that mean like I'm modeling tennis shoes, Mom? What type of modeling?

Well, the class is on the human form, and it's usually

implied nudity sometimes.

Whoa. I mean.

Mom, I'm in high school now. You want me to get naked in front of you? I'm going

to be texting with my professor the whole time so that I can make sure it's

tame as.

For me to still get a good grade.

So you're going to tell him, though, that it's your son, so he can kind of

it more as appropriate as he can, you know?

Because this is weird, Mom. But I don't want you to fail, Mom. I love you. And I

know you've been working hard on this.

And I really need it.

I've got to get it done.

Okay. Do you mind, I guess, if we start in the living room?

We're going to do the shoot in the living room?

Do you want to start in my bedroom? I think the bedroom would be safer. I

really, I mean, you know, the living room's got so many windows. Yeah, I

want people seeing, so maybe.

Get caught.

Yeah. I don't think we're doing anything wrong, though. Okay. It is kind of

weird. We don't need to give the neighbors something to talk about.

That's true.

Okay, so I'm going to get set up in the bedroom and get all my equipment set up,

and then.

Okay, I'll go take a shower, and I'll meet you in there.

You're the best.

All right. Thank you.

Bye, Mom.

Hey, Mom.

Hey, honey.

I'm ready for my photo shoot debut.

Just for you, Mom.

All right. Okay, so if you would stand right about here.

Right here? Okay. And face me over here.

Is the light hitting me right?

Well, at first I'm going to have you turn towards the light.

Let me get one from a lower angle here.

Okay.

Let's do a profile if you would turn and face the wall.

Turn and face it.

Turn and face it.

All right. And maybe one of the other way just to see how the shadows work.

That's actually a pretty cool shot.

With the wedding behind you. Okay.

Um, let's see.

The lady -like pictures, selfies from Bob.

Don't pull them up.

I'll try not to.

Okay.

Ready? Mm -hmm.

All right. Let me...

Text my professor. Yeah, can I take a look at them? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

you go. Let's take a look.

Okay. And we'll switch back.

All right.

Those look good, Mom.

Okay. You're getting really good.

Let me see what else.

Okay.

Okay.

If you would, if you're ready to take your shirt off.

Then... Is it kind of being my underwear type thing?

Yeah. Yeah.

Uh, well... That, I mean, I told you I'd help, Mom, but it's just really weird

kind of not only getting naked in front of you, but you're sitting there with

your clothes on and I'm just supposed to start taking my clothes off?

Um... Is there... What do you... Yeah?

Um... Can I make you more comfortable? Yeah, what, you got any ideas?

Do you want me to take my shirt off, too?

I'm going to be in my underwear, Mom, so I think you should take your shirt and

pants off. I have to be in my underwear.

Well, I guess... Doing this for your class. Yeah, okay.

I guess so.

I'll take my shirt off here.

Okay,

just stand here in my underwear, Mom.

Fair's fair. Doing this for you.

Yeah.

Um... Where am I at?

What? Um, okay. Well, yeah.

Fair is fair.

And you're doing this.

I'm just trying to help you pass your class, Mom.

Yep.

Okay, so... My last one's classes. Okay, anyway... In my underwear, what am I

supposed to do now?

All right.

So, now I'm going to get some different angles and close -ups and different

heights and lights, and we'll see how it goes. All right.

All right, we'll start with the straight -on for lighting.

And a couple...

Test shots. And then if you'll stand back again towards the light.

Back up here and get a full body.

Turn your body just a little more.

There you go. Okay, here we go.

That's pretty cool.

Look good, Mom?

All right.

Yeah.

The other side.

Okay, change sides with me.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

Very nice.

Been working out, Mom.

if we could do... Yeah, can I take a look at those?

Yeah, take a look at these and then we'll see. See what else your professor

wants? Yeah.

Those look good, Mom.

Yeah. Okay.

So, are we done?

Um, well, it was a pretty involved project. Hold on just a second. Okay, no

problem. I think next is implied news like where

you're nude, but, uh,

We don't show the camera that you're nude.

So, like, you'll hide the bits.

Okay. With, you know, poses and stuff.

I feel so weird getting naked in front of my mom.

I mean, I appreciate you doing the whole underwear thing, but this is just

weird. Um, let's just do it together, because... Like, you're going to get

naked, too?

Yeah. I guess that would make me feel a little better.

Um, yeah, and we're both... I mean, it's... I've seen everything before, and

you're a growing boy. I'm sure you've seen Hugh Hefner or whatever the kids

next door.

I don't know.

Yeah. New kids on the block.

Whatever. Aw.

Okay. Well, this part is a little bit more.

Well, you look beautiful, Mom. I guess I should probably take my hands off, too.

Yes, please.

All right.

So just position my leg like this. That's funny, but yes, that's

good. Thank you.

And I'm just going to kind of move around you here.

And turn there. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Love it.

Love it.

All right.

Yes, let me get... Yeah, Coppertone Baby.

I like it. Classic.

And then, uh... So this is... This is weird, Mom.

Can I see these really quick?

Um, yes, of course. You can see these.

Is that weird? Is that what he needs?

Yeah. Um, it is.

Okay. All right, come look.

All right.

Wow, those look really good.

It's still kind of weird being naked with you, but is that good, or does your

profession want more stuff?

So I have to do two people in the shot, and since there's only

two of us, I'm going to have to be one of those people.

Like selfie mode here?

Yes. I'm just trying to think.

I guess...

It's kind of like a you -stand -in -front -of -me thing.

Yeah, I guess let's try that, and then you might have to hold the camera

you have much longer arms. Yeah, you can do it first, though, Mom. Okay, so...

Just, like, back into me. Sorry, this is weird. I'll move that.

I'm trying to get it out of the way here, Mom.

Sorry. Uh -huh.

Okay.

I'm not sure if I'm getting you in the frame at all. I think you're getting me,

Mom. That's so funny.

Okay, you're so tall.

Okay.

Okay, does he need a... Okay.

Is that all he needs? Are we free? Can I go back to playing video games? Hold

up. Hold up. One second. We've got Call of Duty waiting for us, Mom. Hold up.

Hold up.

Live games wait for no one.

Okay, so... I guess I...

I think I need you to hold it, and it's got to look kind of romantic.

Kind of romantic? But not weird.

So, you're going to hold this camera, and you're just going to

shoot down, and I'm just going to be like... Okay.

Right here.

And then...

Like this? I think I'm getting it. I'm more of a photographer than a model.

Okay. Okay, and then I need... Uh...

Okay.

Um, I guess it's supposed to look like I'm... I'm about to?

Um, and if you could just get... You're supposed to touch it?

Oh, well, no.

Sorry. Yes, I do have to touch it, but then he wants me to just make it

look like we're... Like about to be a blowjob?

Yeah. This is a really weird class, Mom. He's French.

Ah, okay, well, French, yeah.

French people, again.

Okay.

Oh. You're supposed to touch it?

I didn't mean to.

Ah, sorry.

That's got to be close to what he wants, right? You want to text him really

quick and let me look at these? Okay, you look at those, I'll text him.

Wow,

Mom, those look really good, too. A little weird, once again, but are we

I'll take the camera back.

Okay,

so why don't we try a different set?

He still wants more?

Yeah, a little bit more.

We're almost done. If you could just lay on the bed.

Okay. And then he wants it to be as realistic looking as possible.

All right.

This is weird, but I hope you get a passing grade, Mom.

Thank you.

Do I need to hold the camera again? Yeah, I think that's going to be the

way to do it. Okay.

Oh, I got the camera.

Kind of weird.

Okay. And then... So... What do we do? How do we make this look realistic?

Um... I guess... Uh... How do... You tell me how... You do. Mom,

I'm here to help you. This is what we gotta do to get your pass, so... Uh...

I'm not sure. What are the goals? I don't really think that looks realistic,

Mom. You gotta put it closer to your mouth.

Uh... It's for your class, Mom. I'm just trying to help you out here.

Oh.

Maybe lick it more? I don't know, Mom.

I don't want to do anything that's too weird, but... Can you tell now, like...

Keep going, Mom.

That looks realistic. Keep doing that.

All right.

Keep going just keep going mom. I got that you change the speed thing on this

little pick up your movement

Keep going, Mom.

Looks really hot, Mom. Really, really hot.

I think you're special like it.

You're doing great, Mom. You're doing great.

Won't you look at me, Mom? Look at me.

Does that look artsy?

Yes ma 'am.

Just keep going faster, Mom. You've got to keep going faster.

Faster? Up and down. Just like that, Mom. Like this? Yeah, like that.

Just like that, Mom.

You're doing great.

Just keep going, Mom. Just keep going.

Almost there.

Oh, mom, shit.

Yeah, keep going. Keep going.

Oh,

shit.

I'm going to come. I'm sorry, mom. I'm sorry.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, sorry about that, mom. I was just trying to make sure we got the

shot.

Uh -huh.

I think we got the shot.

Yeah, I mean, I'm sure your professor will be happy with it.

Um, better be. That's an A in effort right there.

I almost died.

I'm glad I could help, Mom.

Let me know if you guys, if you need any more, if you need any more help with

your photo class.

You'll be the first to know.

Okay.

I'll see you later.

Thank you. Sorry.

Sometimes I make this life thing harder than it needs to be.

Not dead yet, true shit.

So why do I worry about what I can't see?

I was drinking my money for my rent, but the money that I spent... Hi, honey.

Hey, Ma.

I was checking my email, and my professor has looked at the edits from

yesterday. Oh, from the shoot yesterday.

Yeah, from my project.

Gotcha. And everything looks good, except I needed like 25 pictures

total. And right now, he said there were like 15 that he liked.

So, to get full credit, and I really need the 100%, I'm going to need...

Like, ten more pictures, and they're going to have to be in the same idea of

yesterday. Like, you're going to have to... We're going to have to be nude.

They're going to be nudes again.

Because yesterday got a little wilder already, Mom. Does he have, like, more

ideas or something for us to do?

Oh, great. I have, like, a list of about five or six more poses, and some of

them are pretty wild, but we'll just... Yeah, well, I told you I wanted to help

you. Start in the beginning.

Thank you.

I would just hate to lose all that money from the credit hours and everything.

We've already come so far.

Okay, Mom.

I'll definitely help.

Are we just going to get started right now?

Do you have time? Let's go ahead and get set up. I hope it should only take a

few minutes.

Yeah, sure, Mom.

Now that we know what we're doing. Let's get set up, okay?

Go get the camera. I guess I'll get ready.

Okay. All right, Mom.

Okay,

Mom.

I'm ready.

Okay, honey.

So, you're almost ready.

We're going to do basically where we left off yesterday.

I guess that means I'm going to have to get down in my skivvy.

Okay. The first two shots are the

selfie -style pose from yesterday.

So you can see both of our faces.

And then...

I think it'll kind of get to the erotic point there, and then

we're going to probably get like 10

to 12 each of those, and then try to move on.

Maybe we'll just take it from there. Okay, yeah.

Whatever, Mom.

I'm going to need your help taking some of the pictures because you've got the

longer arms and some of it's got to be me as the subject.

I have to get naked now?

Yes. Thank you.

It's all for you, Mom, and your class.

Hopefully this is, you know, 100 % we can be done with this part.

Gotcha. So what's the first thing we've got to do?

Okay. Yeah.

Is the...

Selfie style for both of our faces. Gotcha. Gotcha.

Um.

Okay. Alright.

Alright.

I'm trying to be serious. One of these.

What's going on back there?

Okay.

Um.

How. Should I... Sorry, just thinking about the lighting. I think we could

probably move on. That's a pretty basic shot.

Okay, I might need your help for this.

I think I'm going to go ahead and pose like I did yesterday. He seemed to like

that with me below. Almost like you're going to do a blowjob type picture

Yeah, with the knees and the submission kind of. And then like the placement was

good yesterday.

We've got some good lighting for a few minutes. So, okay.

Just thinking about everything in the room.

Okay.

So, I guess the first few I should be kind of set.

Okay.

Then... Touching? Touching, yeah.

So...

kind of do the embrace and then um

kind of looks like we're getting there we go

all right oh sorry i have to kind of get you a little more excited whatever you

need okay he really liked the ones where gotcha

okay

Uh, we're probably gonna need, like, yeah.

You know, something he might like, Mom, if you, um,

took your top off.

Oh, yeah.

Okay, um.

You do one like this.

Okay.

that go?

Is it prettier in the picture, or should we move it to the side, do you think? I

think to the side is fine.

That makes sense.

I've got colored panties on, I guess. Can you see them if I bend over this

Like, okay.

Uh -huh.

Now, can we see my boobs, though?

Let's get real. That's what I think he wants.

I'll do whatever it takes for this class to be over.

Gotcha, well.

Do you want to take a look at the pictures and see what you think?

Yeah, if you think we've got a good starting point. Okay, yeah, here, I'll

him down and you can take a look at him.

Okay. Oh, here we go.

Those look great, Mom.

Okay, so I think the next thing is that we're going to take it to the next

level. If you'll come over here for me.

What else was the professor acting for?

Well, some implied erotic stuff.

I think I'm going to have to be, well, I'm going to have to be naked.

Okay.

I just want to do a couple test shots and see what the lighting is like.

So I'm going to be the subject mostly.

And if you could get like some straight down shots, I'm going to lay on the bed

and probably hang my legs off so that I can add a little bit of like depth.

Gotcha. Gotcha. All right.

How am I supposed to be here?

Okay, so then I'm going to need, I guess I need to come off the side, and if you

could just come as close as possible.

Okay.

Yeah. Well, you're going to have to let it go, I think.

Like that?

Okay. Yeah, I think that's good.

Okay.

We'll move it right there.

I'll just worry about the pictures. Okay.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's hot. Okay.

And then... Okay. I'm just trying to keep it stimulated. Okay.

Let's see.

What does that kind of look like?

Okay.

Yeah, I got it, Mom. I got it.

Okay.

Hmm. And like, like there, like it's about to go in? Yeah.

Oh. Oh.

I don't know. I think the professor will like that, right?

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God.

Uh -huh.

Uh.

Yeah.

What do you think, Mom?

Think you'll like those poses.

Yeah. I wonder if we could get a different position.

Sure, hon. Different pose.

Sorry. Can you just wait a minute? You can try another position.

Something the professor will like. Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh,

my

God.

These are going to be some naughty pictures.

You think the professor would like, like, doggy style?

Yes. That's kind of what I was thinking. Well, like, implied.

Yeah. A little more implied, Mom. I gotcha.

Okay. Do I need to use my hands?

Yeah, here. I'll help you.

Oh, my God. It's so big.

Is it funny? It's so big. Oh, my God.

And it's like my whole hand to wrap around it, so...

Yeah. Does that look like it's hidden, or do I

need to move my hand?

No, you're good, Mom. You're good. Okay.

I'm going to try to pull my... You're doing great, Mom. That's perfect.

Oh. Oh.

Okay.

I'm getting really close to the real thing. Oh, yeah.

Maybe we should try somewhere it looks like it's about to go in.

You got it. How should I do, like, just a little bit?

Does the real thing takes the best picture?

Oh, these are going to be great pictures for you.

Oh, baby. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Thanks, Mom.

You're welcome. Anytime you need help with your class, just let me know. Yeah,

thank you.

I love you, Mom. Love you.