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Hey, can you help me with this?

So glad you came in, honey.

Hey, what the fuck are you doing?

I got my hand stuck.

What are you looking at me like that for?

Oh, quit playing. Hey!

Quit fucking playing around and help me get out of this thing.

Can you help me with something?

Help you with what?

Hands off of me. What do you think you're doing?

I'm your mother for crying out loud.

Get over here.

Where do you think you're going?

Let me see.

You want to see my breath?

Get over here and help me out. This is ridiculous.

Come here.

Okay, fine.

Can't you just see the outline on my shirt?

All right, get over here. I'll show you one. Hold that.

Now help me get out of this.

Don't you dare.

What are you doing? You're out of control.

You're getting grounded after this.

I'm stuck and you're fucking around with me.

I'm so telling your father about this. This is ridiculous.

I can't do this.

You're my son.

You know what? You need to help me get out of this.

What?

What are you doing? You're rubbing my hand on your crotch. Really?

Listen, maybe when you were a baby I used to wipe it, but come on.

Really? Look, you need to stop that. You're my son.

Oh my god, you are... You are

getting... You're getting wrecked over this.

Are you getting turned on? Are you getting turned on by my... By your

hand touching your... Your penis?

Obviously I didn't get that from your father.

Jesus.

What do you think you're doing?

I have enough.

I'm stuck.

You are so bad.

You are so, you're so in the shithouse right now.

How dare you?

I don't even know what to say to you right now.

You know what if you don't want I don't oh my god you have it out What are you

expecting me to do with that?

You want me to you've got to be fucking getting me you want me to jerk it oh my

god I've got a

plane to fucking catch

Get out of here. I'm gonna get out of here.

You are... You're too fucking lucky right now.

I knew! I knew spoiling you as a kid would start this shit.

What?

No, I've got... We cannot... We can't do this.

I'm your mother!

I'm gonna play the catch and we don't have... We don't have time for this.

Let's just get out of my face.

I don't even want your help anymore.

You know what? Fine. You just get up on the fucking counter.

How fucking crazy are you? You're freaking me out.

Fine. Is that what you fucking want? Fine. I will do that.

Oh, God.

Better help me get out of this fucking kitchen.

All right.

Are you fucking crazy? Are you psycho?