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See you, Dad.

Ricky, why don't you get off your ass and make something of your day?

Why can't you be more like me?

Be productive.

Your generation has no work ethic.

You expect everything for nothing to be a handout.

Are you leaving, John?

Yes, Christy. I thought you were off today.

Well, you know how it is. I just got called in for some last -minute stuff.

Gotta make that money. Keep proof above our head.

You have more than enough money to do that.

Are you tired of all the fancy getaway trips?

Designer shoes?

I don't care about any of those things. I just want to be with you.

Don't be ridiculous. You know you'd be twice as unhappy if I were to be home

the time.

Now, you wouldn't want me to lounge around in my boxers all day long like

slob Ricky, would you?

Hi.

Love you, honey. I'll see you later.

Hey mom, you okay?

Oh, Ricky, I didn't see you there.

I'm fine, don't mind me.

You don't look fine.

Ugh, you know how your father is.

Yeah, I know.

You don't need to be that serious, I mean, we're just going through a rough

patch. A rough patch? It seems like you guys have been going through a rough

patch ever since you married you.

How a guy like that can get a woman like you, it's beyond me.

You shouldn't speak about your father that way.

How could I not?

He's fucking working all the time. Where was he when I was getting bullied at

school? Where was he for my fucking graduation?

Where has he been for the entire six fucking years of your marriage? At his

fucking death. That's where. It's bullshit.

You deserve someone to be there for you like you've been there for me.

He's so sweet.

I'm sorry your father isn't the man he should be for both of us.

But we'll be okay because we have each other.

Yeah, but it just pisses... You're such a dick, I... You know what? Why don't we

go do some yoga? It always works for me when I'm stressed out. It really calms

me down.

Fine.

Um, okay, let's go get changed.

Good, you're here.

Well, let's get started.

First thing we're going to do is stretch out our arm.

So, you want to take your arm, put it across your chest, just like I'm doing.

Make sure you take a deep breath in and out.

Good.

Now switch arms.

It's really important to get those arms nice and stretched.

Keep taking deep breaths.

Good.

All right, this next one I'm just going to show you so you can watch me.

So, we hold a lot of tension in our hamstrings and

you just, it's really important to get a nice deep stretch.

Try and keep your back straight.

And I'll just show you the downward dog now.

You want to put your hands on the floor, straight back.

Take a nice deep breath.

You know what?

You try. It's your turn.

Come on over.

So we'll do the hamstring one first.

So just try and touch your toes as far as you can go.

Yep, just like that.

Good. Nice straight back.

Try not to bounce too much. You want to warm the muscles up first.

Get a nice deep stretch there.

All right, let's do the downward dog.

So you want to put your hands on the floor.

Yep, just like that.

And then you're going to bring your hip up.

Oh, I'm sorry.

You don't need to be embarrassed.

I was enjoying that, and you must have been too.

What do you mean?

Come on, Mom.

Dad treats you like shit. It's no secret you're lonely.

You shouldn't even be lonely in the first place, beautiful woman like

That's really none of your concern.

It is my concern.

Because I love you.

You love me?

You're 19.

You mean, like, in a family way?

No. Like, a man loves a woman.

Like, just all these years I've been watching Dad treat you like shit.

And ever since you moved in, like, I've always admired you. I've always had a

crush on you. And I've never been able to do anything about it. I've just...

Never but now I'm coming out and I'm telling you that's very sweet But

I think we're done here

This is actually happening.

I'm gonna let you do what you deserve.

But he doesn't even take the time out of his day.

So good.

I'm so glad you aren't like him.

I've never been so sure about anything in my life.

His father and mother.

Sorry, Dad.

Looks like you took Mom for granted one too many times.

You know, we've been treating her like shit all these years.

It's about time I stood up and took care of her like a real man.

All you cared about was work. You didn't even care about this family. You didn't

even care about me.

What the hell is wrong with you?

You're... Attaboy.

I'm glad... you went for something you wanted, finally.

Why can't you apply that to other parts of your life, huh?

Yeah.

Your stepmom's a good -looking woman. You wanted her, you went for it, right?

You're not mad?

No, no.

I'm glad you went for what you wanted.

If she let me join in, I definitely won't be mad.

Plus, I think your stepmom here has been reluctant on giving up her one hole.

But I think she's in no position to tell me no now.

Are you?

Maybe we should start with a blowjob.

Go ahead.

Do your thing.

I shouldn't be doing this.

Knock it off.

Stick it in and fuck her.

She's got great holes, man.

I like your real mom.

The holes are tight. The benefit of not giving birth.

Oh, crap.

I think it's time to take that home, huh?

And watch me fuck your stepmother in the ass and learn.

See how that's done? Yeah, stick a dick in it.

I can't believe that I saw that.

Yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes.

Yes,

yes, yes.

Oh, my God, yes.

Let's go.

So you like that ass? You like her ass?

Yes, we'll do it.

Thank you.

You guys wanted to spend some time with Dad?

Here we are, quality time together.

One big happy family.

It's mine.

Thank you.

Oh, God.

Oh, baby.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

What's your asshole?

oh yeah there you go

Oh, no.

I love you.

Oh, my God. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Oh, my God. He is.

He is.

Well, son, what made your stepmom come?

I think it's time we came on her, huh?

Come, Daddy.

For now.

Good job, son.

Give your mother a break.