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Enjoy your office while you got it. Yep.

Dougie's office soon.

Jamaican jerk zone!

I can't trust you.

And this changes everything.

Trick is for the win.

Hide your gum, because I want to chew on some Big Red.

There's one last picture. Oh, it's in that time capsule, and that is why I've

got to find it.

We're going to try and mix up some spicy applesauce.

We

have

a deal. We're signing the papers tomorrow.

True kids are going to say whatever it takes. They don't really care about the

company. And that's a big thing to Doug. You know, these employees are people.

These employees are his family.

Hey.

Morning. Morning.

How are you feeling today?

Good.

Morning, everybody.

I just got to kind of tell my dad.

I just, you know, I'm going to, like, lay it all on the table with spicy

applesauce. Existence, you were part of it, because I just want to, like, you

know.

Presents it together.

Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you.

I think it's going to be a lot of fun, and I'm excited about this deal.

Just think about this. This is your last day in retreat.

I know. This is your last retreat. Yeah.

You look great. Thank you. You look like a million bucks. You should, you know

what you should do?

You should be the president of men's warehouse or something after this, you

know? If you would have been in a tuxedo last night, I don't know, you might

have won. I know. You might have won.

Thank you. Thank

you very much.

Now, today's a big day, folks.

Last day of the retreat.

And today, I'm going to sign the deal with Trucas.

The last day of the retreat.

We're going to do one word.

How are you feeling, CJ?

Anxious.

Acceptance. Sentimental.

Safe.

Courageous. Family.

Suspicious.

But let me tell you, Trucas is making this a day to remember.

They have set up a very special five -star turf and surf brunch for everyone.

Surf and turf. At the top of the hill.

On the bucket list of retreat duties. Yeah.

We only have one thing left to do, to open up that time capsule, and let's see

what's going on.

Absolutely, right?

We've got to check it out.

If not now, when, Doug?

I'm sorry.

I actually, I really tried looking for it, man. I mean, I looked everywhere.

Anthony even helped, like, I got a metal detector, everything.

Couldn't find it.

What are you talking about? Jimmy, I have it. I have this in my office.

What? If one of us got, like, one of those, like, joke chain emails or

like that, could I still forward it around? No, I can put it in my office.

bring it over here and let's open this thing up, buddy. Come on.

Yes. Jimmy, you've been very focused on finding this time capsule. Can you,

like, elaborate? Are you sentimental?

Um, I mean...

Well, you know what?

I would just come clean and just tell him before he

pulls it out and everybody sees it. Captain Fun, buddy.

Yeah. Can you help me open this thing? Absolutely.

I don't know how to do it. Let's see.

Did you say the seals need to be cut a little bit?

I can't wait.

I know.

What did we put in it?

So Matt, take a sneak peek of the things that are in here.

17. Sure, go ahead. This is exciting.

Back it open.

Oh, what's in there?

So what do you see? Tell me what you're looking at, because we would like to

know what it is. Bust it open.

Some very, come on, let's go, man.

It's definitely, go ahead and show. Okay, sure.

So first and foremost, we have, that's right, one of the first bottles of

Rockin' Grandma.

Not edible, though. Not edible. Not edible. I wouldn't recommend it.

Oh. What looks like to be a thumb drive.

Maybe some memories on there. We got this thing. Yeah, I can help you with

All right. All right. What else?

We have a ribbon.

Ah. Ah, ah, ah. Let me see this.

Bud's list, ladies and gentlemen.

If you had Bud's list, you made it. And now, from what I understand, Bud sold

out. He's selling ketchup right now. Okay. Yeah. What else you got, buddy? We

have what looks like to be a picture, but obviously it's been in the ground,

the picture is not visible.

That's a shame. Dang, it really tore apart.

What is this? Does anybody know what this is a picture of? I don't remember.

Huh? Who put a picture in the time capsule? Yeah. Who did it? I don't

It wasn't me.

It wasn't that long ago. I will be your ally if you speak up.

My sagebrush experience was freeing to me. So you know what? I'm going to tell

you what I put in that time capsule.

What was it?

I went into Doug's office, and he had a cup of coffee on his desk. Doug was not

in there.

And I was like, oh, you know what I'm going to do?

I'm going to teabag Doug's coffee.

Jimmy.

With my testicle.

Wow.

Did you empty the coffee out and give him a fresh cup?

Oh,

my God. Does no one tell my, no one tell Dad, right?

Claire, can you play the video? Yeah.

Please do.

I will have gone to some island and become the queen.

I felt like we time traveled for a second because, like, you know, I'm so

to looking at them as they are now.

It was kind of crazy. Everybody looked different. Nobody looked the same.

What was in that cup?

The time capsule video was incredible to

see because, like, I would pop into the office here and there and, like, these

guys are all strangers and now they're...

like legit family, and it's all because of this retreat.

So I'm really grateful for that.

Listen, I know that things are going to be different after I sign this deal.

And I know that change can be hard and the unknown kind of scary.

But I just want to tell you that I really, really believe this is for the

And we got a great deal.

You're all going to be able to stay together.

And that's the most important thing, isn't it?

Rocking Grandma's has always been a family business, and it always will be,

because I consider each and every one of you to be family.

Go up there and have a great brunch, you know, and just have a ball. You deserve

it. This is the end of our retreat, but the beginning of a new era for Rocking

Grandma's. I love you, too. I love you.

Love you so much.

What are your thoughts on the pending deal?

I would be lying if I said I wasn't a little bit conflicted in my own heart

a little bit topsy -turvy, I guess.

Yeah, but what Doug said really just resonated and just reminded me that he

still has all of our best interests at hand.

And I trust him and I trust that he knows what's up. He's doing what's

I will say this. If Trucas thinks they can just come in and do whatever they

feel like they want to do, they're in for a rude awakening.

Amen to that.

You better preach.

Yeah,

we're ready to go. I love the Trucas bib.

Dougie, are you guys, are you doing okay?

Yeah, look, Dad, you don't have to sell.

I don't have to sell? No, because look, we've been cooking up spicy applesauce.

It's really, really good.

We have an amazing flavor profile.

Yeah, but Dougie, this doesn't really change anything.

I mean, this is great, you know. I mean, you could show it to Elizabeth and take

your management training and this is a good thing. But it's not going to change

the deal. The deal's being done today, buddy.

As soon as that notary gets here, we're going.

Okay. Yeah.

Give me a hug. I love you. I love you.

I don't really know what to expect, but Dad said that Trucas has, like, a

management training program that I'll get started on, so I guess I'm looking

forward to that.

Hey. Hi.

I think he...

But I'll just show it to them, I guess, you know? Yeah.

You still have this. Yeah. Okay, now it's going through different channels.

But this is still something you came up with? This is still your family's

business? Like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah.

I just wish there was more I could do, you know?

Yeah.

All right, this is fabulous, you guys. You got the bibs ready.

Oh, I love that cloth.

I'm so glad we didn't do the plastic. Well, this one has a little bit of a...

That's a little dirty. Why don't we... No.

Yeah. No, no.

I was not expecting this.

Hi, Elizabeth. Hi. How are you?

Good to see you. Good to see you. Your singing was just so lovely last night.

Thank you. Thank you. I feel like I'm at an award show. Yeah, I know.

Hi. How are you doing?

Well, how about yourself?

I am great. Welcome.

Oh, my goodness. Thank you for having us. Thank you.

Hello, Doug.

Crab bib?

No. Welcome, you guys.

Welcome, welcome.

Look around and tell me where we are. Who can name where we are? Anyone?

At dinner.

Brunch. Brunch, but you know, close.

Halfway up the second mountain. Close. I love that you're getting my whole

second mountain approach.

We are at the top of the first mountain. Okay, top of the first. Because we are,

you know, taking in the view, and we are celebrating how far you all have come.

So today we brought in all -you -can -eat surf and turf.

So that's crab legs. Wait, did you say crab?

I did. I love crab. Do you know what type, actually? I bet you guys got stone

because it's so expensive.

Yes, Claire, you got it. It's top of the line, whatever it is. Look, this is

just our way of letting you know what's in store when the deal is signed and you

all work for Trucas.

Top of the line? She doesn't even know what type.

All right, so enjoy.

Uh, the notary, the notary just canceled on me. Do you not have your own notary?

He's not coming, no.

Oh. This is not a problem. Okay. You know what? I'm going to go back down the

hill. I will get us a notary. She said it's all you can eat. Yeah, I'll come

Yeah, it's all you can eat. Hey, guys, I got to run down.

I got to get a new notary, but enjoy your food. We'll be back. You know what,

Doug? I'm going to come with you. Have a great lunch. Yeah. Great lunch.

I'm going to come with you. Um, yeah.

Yeah, you guys come with me. Enjoy this brunch. Thank you, guys. You can

probably find a notary. I don't know why he, you know. Oh, notary.

That's fancy.

Yeah, I guess so.

I'm sure they're signing deals all day, so that would be handy for them. But,

you know, what do we need our own notary for? You know what I'm saying? Do you

have your own notary?

These are so cushy. I know.

Amy, this is a very fancy thing that they're doing for us.

Let's be on our best behavior.

Oh, there she go. No, I'm going to get messy.

I'm going to be slurping crab like no one's watching.

Right. I'm going to dig in. Yes.

Thank you. Thank you, sir.

Very welcome. Enjoy. Oh, wow. And they cracked the legs open already. And they

cracked the legs open.

Wow.

Top notch.

Okay. Now you're talking.

I can't believe I'm laughing.

It's like they're torturing me on purpose.

It feels like Elizabeth is doing this to me personally.

They're so next level. This is going to be so weird to get used to. Because we

would like, dude.

Things a little bit differently.

And it's a little strange that they're going to this level.

What do you mean?

We've gone out, but that was, like, before we were trying to close a really

deal. Yeah, because we already got the deal. So this feels like a really big

thank you. Right.

I mean, you've got to remember, these are the same people that did bring in

Yeah, that's true.

Thank you so much.

It is good.

Well, how many snack bites would y 'all give it?

Three, two, one.

Clare's going still.

Nice.

Yo,

Clare. What?

You thinking about shooting your shot with Elizabeth?

What? No. Did you hear what she said?

She didn't even know what type of crab it was.

And in my experience, people who don't like crab are bad in bed. So on to the

next one.

Yeah. Oh, thank you.

It's getting kind of hot, right?

Sometimes, honey.

Oh, I'm sweating.

Hey, Anthony.

So Doug did order a new notary. So I need you to come down and wait for the

notary and then take him to the business center so that Doug can get the deal

signed. Thank you. That's what I'm here for.

Duty calls, huh? All right. Hopefully I'll be back.

We got you.

More crab when you come back. Please and thank you. Don't eat it all.

You okay? Itchy.

Fancy dinner. There's a fancy table and chairs.

And I'm your fancy dirt limo.

Hello,

sir.

Hello. Hey, how are you? Well, and yourself?

Good. Good.

Is this Rockin' Grandma's? Yep, yep. My name's Anthony. Arnold.

Nice to meet you.

How are you? Sorry I'm late.

No, you're fine, man. My GPS isn't working.

Really? Yeah, and I don't know if it's a hardware issue or if it's a software

issue. Oh, crap.

I'm sorry.

All good, man.

You know, you get rushed, and then a type of thing happens. How's your day

going? It's going all right. How about yourself?

It sounds like maybe a rough start, but a little stressful.

It's all right. We'll get through it, man. I appreciate it.

Gorgeous day. Yeah, it is.

You know, we appreciate you coming out and helping us get through this, I

deal.

Hey. Hello, hello. This is Arnold Goss, the notary. Nice to meet you. I'm Doug.

I like when there's a bunch of stuff to crack.

Hi.

So we are all set.

Yeah. Oh, my God. I left my stamps in the car. We all set? What? I left my

stamps in the car.

Okay, well, we'll go get them.

Quick as you can, please. Pretty important part of the notary, though.

Maybe someone can help him.

Give him a hand.

Quick as you can, please. Quick as you can.

This is not... I'm really good at my job. No, but I believe it. I believe it,

man. I know you've had a rough day, and I know they can seem a bit stressful,

but just take a minute, breathe, slow and smooth, and move this fast, okay?

Thank you.

You're going to be great.

How long have you been working here? I'm just a temporary assistant, but I have

learned quickly the culture of the two companies.

Oh, interesting.

The two companies?

Yeah, so the guys in the black suits, they're creating a partnership. I don't

know exactly what the deal is, but...

Are you kidding me?

Keys in the car?

I think so.

Okay. It's just that problem is when I get these back -to -back calls, I get in

a rush and I throw myself in and I apologize.

I'm good, man. I'm sorry.

I'll let you go in there and just inform them and I'll talk to Ms. Marjorie. I

mean, I know we'll have to call a locksmith. Yeah, that's a good idea.

I'm going to run in there and just get started.

So he left his stamp in the car and then he locked his keys in the car.

Okay, let's go see what they want to do.

Don't worry about it. We'll get a locksmith. We'll get his car opened. And

not a problem. We'll get this deal done any minute. I have both of my stuff so

we can get started. We need the stamp pad. That's the most important thing.

know what? We're going to get the locksmith.

We're going to take care of that right now.

You know what? I think it's best we have a little more direct line to

efficiency.

We were supposed to sign this deal an hour and a half ago. We need to check in

with our home office. We just need to let Lewis know.

Lewis is on waiting.

Okay. Well, then you know what?

Why don't you just use the space?

We need to sign this deal today.

100%. I understand. We will.

Arnold?

Arnold. Yeah. Okay. So you guys are taking... Oh, you know, can we get some

coffee? Yeah. Come on, pal. We'll get you some lunch. I want to make sure.

on, buddy. I appreciate it. It's just a very stressful... They're rewarding him

for screwing up. Like what?

We're going to get you some food, pal.

You having a bad day?

Yeah, I had back to back. Trust me. You just got lucky. Your day is about to get

better. What do you think about turf and surf?

Woo! Oh, I appreciate that.

So it's like you don't want to make a mistake, and I think I take on some of

that stress.

This right here where we're going, hopefully it can relieve some of that

that you were going through.

You got this job for a reason, man. You got it.

Thanks, man. Absolutely. You're making me feel a lot. Good.

Good. I'm glad I can do that.

Yeah, all you can eat.

Sounds good.

Welcome back, my bro.

Glad to be back.

Hey, everybody, this is Arnold.

He's the notary.

Okay. Yes, excellent. How are you?

Great, I just got here.

Claire. What?

Your face. Oh, my God, Claire. It's, like, broken out. I mean, what's going

with you? Oh, my God, it's Claire.

Yeah, you're high.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I mean, I'm allergic to shellfish, but I love it so much it's usually fun.

No,

I just had to take a Benadryl.

Oh, I have a Benadryl in my car. You were allergic?

Oh, okay. But I locked the keys inside.

Wait, you need a Benadryl? Yeah. Are you okay? She's not okay. I don't know. I'm

looking. Oh,

it's actually, I think it'll be bad if I don't get Benadryl.

You need to. Go get Benadryl.

Well, I don't actually even know if the medic has any because we got cleaned out

last week. One of the Malibu realtors fucked a beehive. Oh, my God. Let's get

you something, though. Yeah. Anthony, do you mind coming down? I might have to

take her to the hospital.

I just need someone to kind of deal with the truca stuff and everything.

Yeah, of course.

Yeah, there's actually something I need to take care of, so I'm going to go,

too.

I just want to come home!

Take care of yourself.

You can have anything.

Wait, how's she mad at us?

Marjorie, be careful. This is where I... I know.

Anthony, Trucas ordered coffees, and you need to deliver them to the conference

room. Okay.

So you're going to receive the coffee with me?

I had to grab some from my room. Okay, okay.

I didn't give you a heads up, Amy, but number one on the list is get all,

like, my boxes from Helen.

Right. And to yours. That's fine. Like, okay. Oh.

Cool. We're doing this like you're moving in? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's

Okay, now.

Thank you. You got it. Have a good one. You as well.

What is this?

Coffee. Coffee? Oh. Yeah, I'll take these two.

All right, I'm going to come with you. I want to just say, kind of like a peace

offering. I got the hot applesauce recipe I want to share with Elizabeth.

Okay. I'll make it quick. I just need to...

Just saying. It's all good.

Is the projected ROI. So that would be great.

You know, can you guys pause the... Oh, Louis.

Just a minute, Louis. We'll just pause that for a second. Can I actually... I

just... I wanted to just say I'm sorry for kind of how I've been. And I've

actually... We've been cooking up like a pretty awesome idea that I was really

excited about. It's rotten grandma's tropical kick spicy applesauce.

I'm really excited, and I want you guys to have it. And we used our homegrown

manzano peppers as the base for the spice.

Oh, okay.

Yeah. Spicy applesauce?

I'm not sure applesauce is the space we want to go into.

Love to get rolling here.

Yeah, I know, Louis. Just a sec.

Wait, is that a map of our pepper farm?

No. What? No, that's just a Zoom background. We're just going to get back

that. But thank you. Thank you so much.

Yeah, no problem. Sorry about that, Louis. Will you just put that away

somewhere? Yeah.

Bro, what the... What was that about, dog?

Yeah, why did they have our pepper farm on the TV screen, dog? Did you see that?

What? Yeah.

Bro,

like, what the... Dog?

Hold on. What the... Come here. Come here. What the... Come here, doggy. That

some valuable real estate, Lewis. And, you know, we don't need the farm. We can

just manufacture the...

They just said sell the farm, dog.

Yeah, he's got the history of it. Yeah, yeah.

In terms of the workers, walk me through that. Well, yeah, okay, so here is our

human capital relocation strategy.

I love that we're redistributing them, but why do we still have so many people

on payroll here? Well, look, here's the thing. We said we could continue to

employ everyone in their current position.

But look, Lewis, if the position, you know, ceases to exist, then we don't

to keep the employees.

All right, breathe.

They just said they're going to get rid of 90 % of the workforce.

You cannot make a good decision if you're stressing, if you're thinking

erratically. They're not telling my dad. I know. I hear you. We have to let him

know. I'm with you. I need you to breathe, though. You cannot make a

decision if you're erratic. I need to tell my dad. Absolutely. Where is he? Up

in the top of the hill. Let's go, Dom. Come on.

They're going to fire everyone. They're going to break up the family.

They were talking about turning the farm into a residence? Yeah.

They're just like...

absolving everything?

I don't believe this shit, dog.

Like, what the... We all knew it. Them throwing money in all these dinners was

confirmation.

That's all I was thinking.

Them, they're trying to just buy us and do everything we can so that we will

just be happy they did all this for us.

And I'm just like, what?

If they just wanted a partnership...

Why would they spend all of this money up front just for a partnership?

At this point, now that I've heard it with my own ears, I can't accept any of

their gifts. Why do you think it's been so hard, dog? You think, like, I'm not

wowed by international superstar Sia? Of course I am.

Yeah. Now when we get up there, we need to explain ourselves calmly.

Calmly. I got you, dog.

Guys! Guys, wait.

Like a bird, like a bird coming.

Wait, where's my dad?

He went down to sign the contract.

No, no.

You went down? Wait.

Who the f*** is this guy?

The law enforcement.

They told me I could come up here and have some crabs.

Is that cool?

What's wrong? He cannot sign it.

He cannot sign it. I know y 'all, it might be hard for y 'all to believe,

especially with him being so emotionally attached.

They were in a meeting with somebody.

We walked out and went to the welcome center, but you know, you can hear

the things.

Said they were going to get rid of 90 % of the workforce.

What? They're going to sell the pepper farm and turn it into a resident living

area. What?

Doug wouldn't want that. You came up here to tell him these things.

Wait, wait. What is happening?

What's happening is we're all going to lose our jobs unless we get down that

hill. We have to stop.

Wait, let's go.

Oh, my God.

Come on.

Go get after him.

Stop him.

You can throw the baseball at his head if you got to.

No, maybe not his head.

Stop him. Don't let him die.

He's not going to believe me, Doug.

I got your back. No one believes me. I believe you. You sound like you don't

believe in yourself.

I do, but he doesn't. I will back you.

Dad!

Absolutely. Get up. Get up. Get up.

Don't. Dude.

Stop it.

All right, you got the date on there.

Okay, Mr.

Duck, here we go. Duck, this is Duck. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Can I speak with you for just one moment? It is very important.

You know, we're in the meeting.

I understand.

Please look at me. I need to talk to you. Anthony. Right now.

Anthony. I need to talk to you right now.

Please look me in my eyes. Excuse me. I am serious, Doug.

I need to talk to you right now. Okay.

I'm sorry. That is fine.

No. It can wait.

It can wait.

After I talk to you, if that's what you want to do, by all means. I'm sorry.

Look at me.

Father to father.

I need to talk to you. No.

Listen. Excuse me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I know that you're new here, but we're

doing a signing. Your words mean nothing to me. I appreciate everything that

you've done.

I'm looking out for the people that have looked out for me. What are you talking

about? What is going on here? Doug. Doug.

We are in a moment, you guys. We are. The deal is done.

I'm sorry.

What's going on? Move your hand.

We're done here?

They're going to get rid of 90 % of the workforce.

They're going to sell the Manzano Pepper Farm and make it a residential area.

Oh, my God.

With that being said, look, if you if you want to make that deal, I did my

I did my part.

I did my part.

Really? Come on.

I delivered the coffee.

He explained an idea that he wanted.

She basically denied it and he was emotional. So I was consoling him. We

around to the welcome center where obviously, you know, we can hear.

And they were having this conversation with somebody on the monitor about what

they were going to do as soon as you sign that paperwork. Once you sign it,

have no control over the things that they're going to do. I have one

have one question, Doug.

Are you really going to listen to the temp?

Are you really going to listen to the temp?

We are signing this deal today, okay?

Doug, we have a deal. We've been here. We have a deal. The deal is not done

until you sign the paper.

Doug, you have the pen.

Can I say this?

Look, I'm not going to be disrespectful.

We're going to set it right here.

If this is something you're considering, we're going to set it right here. All

right. Let's talk it through. All right. Talk it through. Okay.

Okay. Is what they're saying true?

Doug, this is the moment. We have a deal.

I mean... Is what you're saying true?

Yes, 100%. I go home in two days and I genuinely have no dog in this fight

besides I care about y 'all.

Well, then you know what?

This deal is through.

My business with you is through.

What? I'm not signing this. Don't do that. Don't do it. Any day, any time,

Yeah. Okay?

We're done. Yeah.

We're done.

For your family, Doug. You are going to hear from my lawyers, okay?

Are you kidding me? Good.

Good.

Let's go.

This is a mistake. Now. Go on.

God damn it. Get the out of my way.

Get out of here.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I just... Anthony.

Sir, sir, sir. Come on.

Let's go.

Come on. I still get paid, right?

Let's go!

Yeah!

Let's go! Hey, everybody.

The deal is off. There is no deal, okay?

My brother, man.

Oh, my God. This was trying to get rid of us.

Jesus Christ. What? I know.

Oh, my God.

We stopped it.

Thank you, man. I'm proud of you.

Yeah, we stopped it. All right.

I'm going to just sum it up because it's hard to really explain their actions.

Sometimes when big corporations buy small businesses, they don't really care

about the company.

They're going to say whatever it takes and do whatever it takes so that way

can get their calls in and change and morph the company so that way the

employees can become numbers and not people.

These employees are people.

All right, all right.

I talked to my lawyer, and we are in the clear. Everything is good.

Yeah. Yeah.

Excellent. What do we do now, Doug?

Actually, I got a couple of things I'd like to take care of. Anthony.

Come on up and take a seat.

All right, listen, I just want to say it was not easy doing what Anthony did. To

run into that room and stop that deal, I mean, that took guts.

You were like David going after Goliath, man. This guy slew that giant.

Yes, yes.

Seriously.

It's exactly what it was like, you know?

And I'm going to tell you something.

You stopped that deal even though you had nothing to gain from it. But you

stopped it because you felt that it was the right thing to do for these people.

Yeah.

Huh? Yeah. Without any regard for yourself, you came in, you did it.

At the end of the day, the soul of a company isn't about productivity and

profit. It's about the people who make that company.

Now, you came in as a temp.

And here we are at the end of the retreat and you are part of a family.

And you will always be family to us.

Always. Love you guys.

The truth is that we have actually hoped that you would bust through that room

and stop that deal since the very first minute you showed up at Rockin'

Grandma's.

Really? I told you that this was my last company retreat.

Yeah. What I didn't tell you...

was that this was also my first company retreat.

Because I'm not actually the CEO of Rockin' Grandmas, because Rockin'

is not a real company. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on, hold on. Anthony. Y 'all about to mess

brain up.