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Welcome back to PJ's Snack Attack.

Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Dougie and Anthony have been working on a brand new

product. Cooking it up. Let's go. This is the world's first official taste test

of Rockin' Grandma's sweet and spicy applesauce.

Tropical kick.

Yo, yo, yo, yo. Cheers.

Let's do it.

Wow.

My favorite bud.

are opening my sinuses. My mind is like exploding with color.

Now we got to give it the rating.

Signing off. See you next time on your next TJ Snack Attack.

At Trucas Group, our business is your business. I have come to the decision to

explore the sale of Rockin' Grandma to the good people of Trucas.

I kind of think she's hot.

You hanging in there?

I'm doing good. I'm still embarrassed and everything.

Oh my God, were you going to propose to that hat on? Just tell him I left not

because I'm embarrassed or something. Just tell him I had diarrhea. Tell him.

Okay.

What's up, everyone? My name is Michael Swenson. I am the unreal hypnotist. I

love your product. I have one in my bag.

Oh, I'm just going to say it. I don't trust him.

Bro.

Bruh.

That can be like our span off. Yeah, there you go.

Today

on

this schedule, We got talent show. Yeah. You know, I won the talent show last

year. Okay. And I wanted to defend my title.

You got to.

Gosh, I'm so sad I'm going to miss it. I really am. Don't. Come.

Don't miss it. Come on. I don't know. I feel bad about the whole proposal thing.

Does it feel like cool now if I came back? It's like, oh, yeah, whatever.

Yes, yes, man. You'll be welcome back with open arms. Like, this is a family.

No matter what you guys go through, they're going to love you and care about

you. And Amy's doing okay? Yeah. Yeah.

Absolutely.

Gosh.

I'll give it some thought.

Are you guys excited about the talent show today?

Yeah. Every year on the retreat, we do a talent show, and everyone gets to

impress each other with our different little skills that we probably wouldn't

know about if we're at the office doing our day -to -day job.

Yeah. Anything geek for us?

You want to share?

Not from me. I have something I want to share. There may or may not be an extra

surprise.

I miss Kevin.

I really miss him.

That's what I told him this morning.

He didn't give me a sign for him. He said he was going to take his time, but

said he'll think about coming back. He won the talent show last year.

He sang My Way.

Okay. And it was beautiful.

He has a remarkable voice. Okay.

Him singing is something I wouldn't pick him to do, but I believe it, though.

The one thing I didn't tell him about yesterday.

Yeah, so we had a pretty boozy late one at the dinner last night.

So everybody came in kind of dragging.

Did anyone else get sick last night?

Yeah. It was fun.

Glad I didn't get hypnotized.

Next one of us. Shit, I bet you're glad you got hypnotized.

Wait, what do you think of each other? What?

I was just saying I bet he's glad he got hypnotized.

Well, I mean... Yeah.

What's wrong with his neck?

Spider bite?

First of all, I know that things have been moving at a really rapid pace for

guys, okay? I get that.

And I'm sure that some of you are wondering how last night affects the

I'm negotiating with Elizabeth.

I really think that we're progressing and this can happen and it's going to be

good thing. And we want to get this done before the end of the retreat.

But I have stressed to her, your jobs stay intact or there is no deal.

So with that being said, Elizabeth wanted the opportunity to speak with all

you. Thank you, Doug.

Hi, everyone. I want to say that, you know, I really just feel horrible about

the whole hot sauce in the purse kerfuffle. So I really do give you my

apology. I put the hot sauce in my purse because I thought it might ingratiate

me to you all. And I realized that was a stupid idea.

And we make mistakes, but we own them at Trucas. And I hope that you can see

that it came from a good place.

So as a gift to you all, I called in a huge favor to get you a very special

speaker today. We have Graham Gertz is our brand strategist, and he's going to

come here in a bit to really share with you guys some mind -blowing strategies.

And I hope you guys walk to Graham Gertz being open to walking into possibility.

I want to start by asking a question.

Who here wants to...

Think outside the box.

Outside the box? Outside the box?

Okay. Well, you might want to go somewhere else.

Oh. Because guess what?

There is no box.

My friend, Kendall, she called me a few years ago.

And she said, Gigi, I want to start a tequila company.

I want to call it 213.

And I said, you got the wrong area code, honey.

It's 818.

818 Tequila is now the number one selling tequila brand in the

nation. Wow.

In the 22 to 23 -year -old female demographic. Number one in the nation.

It's okay to applaud.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

We're standing right now at the base of the second mountain. I wouldn't be here.

if you guys hadn't already conquered the first mountain. Now it's about getting

you to where I'm at, right? Second mountain thinking.

There I am, second mountain. Here's you guys, right?

Now, by the time you get to the second mountain, I'll be at a place people at

the second mountain like to call the third mountain.

But let's not get ahead of ourselves.

My team and I put together 10 ideas that will take this company over the second

mountain. Pickleball.

Hmm. Like the bottle would be that?

I don't know. Just ideas. We don't know.

This is a smart bottle.

Hmm.

You can hook up the bottle to your phone, get the temperature.

Who knows? I don't know.

Actually, this is old. This is an old one.

No.

No, this is old.

NFT is old.

AI. Right.

That was a good one. We want to be doing that.

Right? That's obvious.

Now, I want to talk about the brand.

I love what you guys are doing. It's brilliant.

I wouldn't touch it.

Would I tweak it?

Rockin' Grandma.

Where does that come from? What's the genesis of that?

It's my great -grandma.

Nice. I love a personal story.

Yeah, it's really special.

It's really special. It really is.

But let's take a step back here. So here's a pitch.

Rockin' Stepsister.

Do you have a stepsister?

No.

Stepsister is the most searched for relative on the internet.

Or at least on many of the websites me and my team have scoured.

Because, let's just be honest, grandmas, right, are generally

old. You know, that's just one knock on them.

You really don't like the...

The stepsister idea.

I'm not a fan of it. You're not a fan of it. Why?

Because I think what makes at least the name jump out is you don't see grandma's

rocking out. So I think that's what catches the attention.

The cleverness. Yeah. Okay.

Stepsister, grandma. It's all subjective.

It was.

Sure.

He fits in with Trukus. He gives the same kind of vibes, the same kind of

energy. So there's positive and negatives to both.

Well, I'm positive he's yanked it to his own stepsister.

I don't know. I'm going to be quiet.

I personally feel like I'm bringing a lot of negative energy just because they

rubbed me the wrong way. Oh, got it, got it.

Obviously a driver with a class.

D class. Class D certification.

Uh -huh.

Actually, hold on a second. Excuse me. What time does the talent show begin

tonight? Why do you care? That's our thing.

We're making some plans for our performance.

Yeah, your dad invited us to join, and we're joining in.

What the ? It's all right, child.

It's all right. It's home. It's our talent show.

Yeah. We do what we do. Yeah. Right. You're right.

Let's show them what we got.

Real quick, guys, I just want to say, even though True Kiss has come here, I

just want us to remember that the talent show is a big thing for us, OK?

So I want us to bring our A gang.

We got to defend the title. Yeah, we do.

Today is going to be exciting. I'm ready.

Let's make sure that trophy stays here.

Hey, guys.

You know, I told y 'all there was going to be a surprise today.

Yes.

What?

Bum, bum, bum.

Hey.

Hey. It's good to see you, man. Hey.

I was sort of.

feeling like I wanted to come back.

And Anthony was very encouraging. He said, the water's warm.

Come on back. So it was like, yeah. So I'm really, really excited to be back. I

do want to apologize for being inappropriate on the first day of the

And I do want to apologize to you, Amy, specifically, for making you feel

uncomfortable that day, putting you in that position.

Thanks, Kevin. And I'm happy you're back.

I'm very happy to be back. I'm very happy. We love you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Let's have a good time. Let's do

Yeah, a good time. OK.

OK.

OK. Yeah, good. You OK? Kevin, are you wearing an earring? Yeah.

What? Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Yeah, this? Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah.

Have you always had that earring?

Yeah, I've worn this to the office before. It's a new one, but I've, no, I

this sometimes.

I've never seen that earring. No, it's cool. I wouldn't notice that.

It's a new one, but no, I've worn earrings before.

You're right on time for the talent show, which is great. I was like, I

miss this thing. I can't miss it. I gotta go. You gonna bring it home? I

Have you been practicing?

I have been practicing, yeah. I guess I want to ask, I know you passed the reins

of Captain Fun over to me, so I was delegated to...

be the host of the talent show this year. Is that something I can continue

do? Or would you like to take over as Captain Fun? You have inherited the role

of Captain Fun. So Anthony will be hosting the talent show. You better.

yeah. I'm looking forward to it. If you're good with it. Yeah, absolutely.

I'm excited to do so.

Hey, DJ.

How you doing? Good.

Oh, my god. I have to tell you this. Yeah?

Just so you know, the other night we went out, there was a hypnotist.

Anthony got a little tipsy.

Short story, Anthony and Amy hooked up.

I just wanted you to know, just because you're walking back on this, you know

what I mean? No, no, no. I appreciate it. I appreciate it.

No,

I appreciate it. The full crew is back in action.

Let's get to the seminar room.

Hang back with me for a little bit.

I just wanted to say real quick.

PJ told me about what happened. And I just want to say it's all good.

The heart wants what it wants. It's OK.

You know, it's all.

I'm a big man. I can take it. It's all right.

I'm not sure what you mean.

I'm happy for you. For me? Yeah.

Happy for me for what?

I mean, we're adults here. You and Amy had one night stand. That's OK. No, no.

That did not happen.

Well, what happened? Not me.

The other Anthony.

Yeah, that's how I was like, I need you to clarify, man, because, you know, we

need to be on the same page about this. Oh, okay, okay, oh, okay. So, other

Anthony was hypnotized, and then Amy had been drinking a bit, so I think that

kind of... Was she hypnotized?

No, she was intoxicated.

Wow.

Other Anthony?

Yeah.

I mean, I guess he's...

No, don't go there.

He's a tall guy. No, no, no, he's a good guy. And now you're comparing yourself

to him, and that's not... No, no, no, no, I wouldn't. Oh, no, no, oh, no, no,

wouldn't. I'm not saying he's better marriage material than me.

Yeah, I was going to say. But he does have great calves.

It does occur to me that...

Because two rocking grandma's employees are now in a physical relationship.

I'm gonna have to do like an interview with them I'm gonna have to like

basically just like document their relationship their statements and

Hey, do you think you could help me out with that?

Just I just need a third party witness.

Yeah, I got you. I got you man. All right Gosh Hello

angels, it's like

We were grills.

Warm hello on the phone with PJ, making snap TikToks in this denim beret.

This isn't even going to be one I use.

I ain't calling them.

So the winner always gets this, the Grammy Award.

You get it? And that's my great -grandma, and we're not letting Trucas

grubby, freckled hands on it. That's what's up. Mm -hmm. Come on now.

Nope.

Yeah.

Hey, what do you think of the tearing?

Not yet. It looks good.

They wouldn't take the ring back.

So I was like, you know what? I'm going to turn that diamond into this.

Oh, that was the diamond in the ring? This is the diamond from the ring. Okay,

so that's real ice.

No, no, it's like the most expensive jewelry I've ever worn, you know.

I know this is awkward.

We're all adults here. Yeah,

whatever you need. Yeah, this is very boilerplate kind of. Okay.

And Anthony's going to be our third party witness today, so thank you,

for being here.

Okay, please list below any relationship with any principal officer.

I think we know who the relationship is between here. Yeah, between me and other

Anthony. Yeah. Have there been any public displays of affection witnessed

other employees?

I mean, yes.

Because I think PJ and Anthony saw.

And you attested that, too.

Yeah,

and I would like to say up front that there was just enthusiastic consent.

From both parties? Big time.

Passionate consent.

Yeah. That's important.

Yeah. And we just kept checking in.

I'd say, like, is it okay to stick my tongue in your mouth?

Yeah. And I did the same thing. Like, yes, it is okay. And is it okay if I

my tongue in your mouth, Amy?

And I'd say, yes, that's fine.

Totally consensual.

Thank you for being forthcoming. Any detail you want. We just want to make

we're doing this right and that you have all the information.

That's what this is all about.

Okay. Good.

Anthony, I don't actually think I have your address on file.

Oh, yeah. So I don't really have an address right now because of a large

infestation of black mold in my condo. I had to move out.

Well, I kind of need to put down an address of some kind.

Do you have any? Well, why don't you just put, you can just put my address

now.

Really? Yeah.

I mean, so you just have like something on file and you can maybe stay with me.

That would be awesome.

You know, I learned an interesting spaghetti fact. One strand of spaghetti

called a spaghetto.

A spaghetto?

Yeah. Wow. Okay. That is interesting.

It is interesting. Right? It's kind of like goose and geese. Yeah. Yeah.

Exactly. Yeah, so actually, Kevin, you can just put my address for his address.

Oh, you're going to live with her?

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh.

What kind of mattress do you have?

It's really bouncy.

I like firm, but I could try. You know what?

Can you do me a favor? It actually doesn't matter who asked the question

witnesses. I think it would be more appropriate. Could you just ask just

section? Is that okay?

Yeah. Okay.

I'm just going to witness from over here.

Can you describe the incident in which your relationship crossed from

professional into physical?

Yeah. I actually crossed a lot off my bucket list that night, but it's...

It started because he brushed my thigh with his hand. And at first, I was like,

oh. And then I was like, oh.

So then I kind of leaned in.

And I started sucking on his upper lip. And he started kissing my bottom lip.

And then we had switched.

Yeah. And I liked it.

A lot. You know what? I think we're done. I think we're done anyway. Thank

guys so much. Oh, no, thank you, Kevin.

Do you feel like you have enough information?

Well, we got enough information. Oh, yeah, yeah. Anthony, you think that's

enough information?

Yeah. Yeah.

Hey, Anthony.

So we actually, we're going to have to, Trucas, I guess, needs a little bit more

time. So I'm just going to tell him we'll be about like 21 minutes.

Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.

Throw them last?

Second to last. They wanted to go last, but Doug's tradition is the winner

always goes last. Okay, that's what they had said.

Although we've been in meetings all day with Doug to, you know, close the deal,

we still found time to put together a performance that I believe will be

unstoppable.

Hi, everybody. Listen up.

This is important, all right? This is called Rockin' Grandma's Got Talent, not

Trucas' Got Talent, right?

Yeah, let's show them what we got. Let's show them who we are. Rockin'

Grandma's, baby.

Let's go.

Yeah, here's to you. Let's go.

RG's Rockin' Grandma.

RG's Rockin' Grandma.

Trucas? It's going to go down because we're rocking grandmas and we have to be

true kids so they can know like, okay, we don't around with anybody.

Oh my gosh, you guys, you look amazing.

How exciting.

Yes. Y 'all ready to have a good night.

All right. All right. All right. So giving y 'all a sneak peek

of our Grammy.

The winner of tonight's contest will receive this Grammy awarded by Miss

Marjorie. I heard that she is a tough cookie, so y 'all better give it y

best. And I will be fair but objective.

So first off, we had Jackie and her flute.

agreed to wow Marjorie by coming out of the gate hot and then you know people

made some other choices

What do you think of adding a new special character to our marriage?

Is it her?

Yes. I'm in.

Yeah, I'll be honest. I was getting pretty nervous because Marjorie hadn't

seemed too stoked by anything we did.

So I knew I had to get up there and turn things around for her.

Back in, like, 2010, 2011, I got super into rave culture.

My homie Squiggly had an extra ticket to Hard Summer and a hookup to some bomb

-ass ecstasy.

So I rolled my balls off and hooked up with this like smoking hot chick who

had X's on her nipples. So that was kind of like the peak moment of my life to

that point.

It started a little slow, but now we're just totally killing it. I mean, what a

shock. PJ, snack attack with Japanese chips. The flavors are fish, fish, and

fish. What?

K -Stone type A makes thieves shout, but Elizabeth got knocked the out.

So they come in here trying to take over our talent show, apparently asking to

be last? Yeah, they want to be the last.

last slot of the talent show. We don't play that.

Kevin goes last.

Kevin's going last. Do you know what Trucas is doing?

No.

Yo, at this point, I'm feeling really good about our chances. I mean, what's

stupid Trucas going to do?

Next up, we have what I would like to consider our special guests from Trucas.

We have them up next, so whenever you're all ready, let's do it.

We are waiting for a Trucas team member to arrive shortly within... Oh, you know

what? Actually...

They're here, so just sit tight. So here we go, everybody.

Representing the Trukist group, someone who needs no introduction.

Who is that? Please give a warm Rockin' Grandma's welcome to two -time Golden

Globe nominee, nine -time Grammy nominee, multi -platinum...

What the hell? These people brought in Sia to our company talent show.

PJ, you have zero chill.

I'm sorry, girl, but it's Sia. Like, Sia.

We're going to get a private concert from Sia.

Guys, this is next level.

Bravo.

Looks like I'm following Sia.

I had no idea she was coming. I'm a fan.

What are you doing?

Well, I'm going to sing.

I'm going to sing.

That's a little preview. I'm going to sing.

Kevin has such a good voice. He does.

Can I see your bug bite?

I didn't realize it was so big.

Get you.

Okay,

how about that?

Anthony, can you, well, we just set up Sia in a private guest cabin.

Please just make sure she has water, you know, drinks.

Green M &Ms, whatever she needs. Okay? Okay. Okay, great. Yeah, so I was just

kind of sent over there to be her assistant, like get anything she needs.

So just kind of talk to her like a normal person. I didn't act like a fan

PJ. Oh!

Oh! Oh!

The shame!

The shame!

I'm not ashamed of being a fan.

The one thing I do need help with is which wig.

It helps me sometimes if I see them on. Would you mind?

You want me to put it on? Yeah.

Normally I have people to help me to do this, but apparently they're a bit low

budge here.

Although they're paying me a ton.

I bet.

I'm very grateful for going through a divorce.

Oh, wow. I got the house, but he got all the crypto. I really need this gig.

Hey, let's check you out in here.

All right.

Well, do you feel like a pop star?

Not really.

Yeah.

Or... Actually, I might go the curly one.

Oh. I like this. I like the curls better. It's better, yeah. It feels more

natural for me. Yeah, it feels more natural for me, too.

Okay, so if you're going to introduce me, because I'm a little bit particular,

love a little bit of pizzazz.

Pizzazz, okay. I've got a special outfit, and I think it will fit you, and

look amazing in it, and it's Dr. Gabbana. What do you say?

Well, there we go. All right. Weak ankles.

Look who we have here. See ya!

So as you guys know, we have a really special guest with us here tonight.

Give it up for Sia!

It

was

cool that they brought...

But, you know, I did honestly expect them to, like, perform themselves.

It would've been nice to see what they could do, too. But she killed it.

I'm sorry, Dudley. I couldn't resist it.

No, I get it. That song was a banger.

Oh, my God.

I've got my underpants.

I'm sweating a lot.

I'm sweating a lot.

I'm losing my voice.

I feel very hot. I might pop out.

Wasn't that amazing?

All right, all right, all right. Thank you.

So our final act is the two -time champion, and he's here to defend his

Give it up for Kevin!

Now it's time for a real singer to take the mic.

Let's get a real singer on the mic.

Go, Kevin.

Go, Kevin.

Reigning champ.

Reigning champ.

Thank you, Sia.

Yeah, you know, I normally do an old standard song, but I decided to mix it

tonight.

Not sure why.

When you were here before Couldn't look you in the

eye You're just like an angel

The skin makes me cry.

Tell me what... He loves Amy. He thought that they were dating.

So he proposed to her. She said no. It was just like, we're just best friends.

Oh, good job.

Yeah, I was really impassioned. He left his heart out there. I thought it was

beautiful.

What the hell?

That was amazing.

Truly, like, that was personal.

Beautiful. Loud.

Wow. I'm, like, moved.

Thank you. Appreciate it. Thank you.

I mean, I just think the world of Marjorie. I think she didn't have to say

It really made me feel good and everything.

And I wonder if she's single, actually.

Oh, shoot.

Oh, no, no, no, no. I didn't do it. Oh, no, I've learned my lesson. I'm not

going to propose in public.

No, I wouldn't do that. No, no.

Kevin, I caught that song.

Honestly, it just blew me away.

Wait.

Are you saying we won?

Oh, no, no. The winner is Thea. Are you freaking kidding me?

What am I winning?

A Grammy. A Grammy.

My first Grammy, you guys.

She just left.

You should have just got on the bus with her. Oh, my God. Can you imagine?

Oh, God.

Let's all stand. We want to give a warm goodbye, right?

Let's wave. Let's wave to our you guys.

We probably won the first Grammy, you guys. Come on.

Bye, Steve.

Bye.

Guys, jump a little.

Bye. Yes.

She's jumping, you guys. You want to mirror people.

They like you when you do that.

Okay, you know what? Let's keep it going. Keep the party going.

My arm's getting tired.

I thought that was a bit much when, like, when she left. We, like, had to

and wait for, like, 20 minutes.

Bye!

Bye!

Can I just say, Truke is for the win.

Yeah!

I mean, I do think Truke has cheated a little bit by bringing Sia.

At the same time, I'm not trying to take away from the moment. It is definitely

exciting to, you know, even be around her, get to talk to her and, like,

interact with her.

It's crazy. It's crazy.

But I do feel bad for Dougie, though. Tonight did not go the way he wanted it

to.

Stupid, talented Thea.

Oh, look at me. I got a voice of an angel.

Doug, can we finish up some of the talks in the business center? Yes, I'll talk

to you soon. All right. All right, have a great night. Hi, guys.

With everything that happened tonight, how are you feeling about the potential

true gift deal?

I felt, you know, a little confused, honestly, when Thea showed up. But I

Doug, and they do have the resources that we want to grow.

And I heard she signed some things for you guys.

She signed my vision board.

And she said, 2PJ loves Sia.

It was cool she came. But Sia told me that Trucas paid her a bunch of money to

perform. So that tells you all you need to know about them.

In fact, I mean, these people paid money to win our family company's talent

show. That's psychotic, dog.

I mean, oh, excuse me.

Excuse me.

Sorry for interrupting, but big news, okay?

We have a deal.

We have a deal.

We're signing the papers tomorrow.

I trust them. I trust them.

Yeah.

On the next episode of Company Retreat.

This is the end of our retreat, but the beginning of a new era for Rockin'

Grandmas.

And let's open up that time capsule and let's see what's going on.

This is just our way of welcoming you all to the Trukis family.

We've been cooking up a pretty awesome idea.

I'm really excited and I really think it could be huge.

If Trukis thinks they can just come in and do whatever they feel like they want

to do, they're in for a rude awakening.

Amen to that.