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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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[SUCKING]
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Jazz, Voice-over: YOU KNOW
HOW SOMETIMES YOU FEEL
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LIKE YOU'RE THE ONLY RESPONSIBLE
PERSON IN YOUR FAMILY?
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WELL, THERE ARE DAYS
MY FAMILY MAKES ME FEEL
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LIKE I'M THE ONLY
RESPONSIBLE ADULT IN THE WORLD.
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GUYS, PAY ATTENTION
TO THE ROAD!
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[MUSIC BLARING]
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WHAT?
WHAT?
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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Jazz, voice-over:
AFTER ALL, EVER SINCE
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I LEARNED DANNY'S SECRET...
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[GRUNTING]
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I PROMISED MYSELF
I'D NEVER LET ANYONE KNOW--
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MOM, DAD, EVEN DANNY--
UNLESS HIS LIFE DEPENDED ON IT.
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WELL, GUESS WHAT? IT LOOKS LIKE
THAT TIME HAS COME!
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ HE'S A PHANTOM ♪
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♪ DANNY PHANTOM,
DANNY PHANTOM ♪
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♪ YO, DANNY PHANTOM,
HE WAS JUST 14 ♪
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♪ WHEN HIS PARENTS BUILT
A VERY STRANGE MACHINE ♪
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♪ IT WAS DESIGNED
TO VIEW A WORLD UNSEEN ♪
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♪ HE'S GONNA CATCH 'EM ALL,
'CAUSE HE IS DANNY PHANTOM ♪
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♪ WHEN IT DIDN'T QUITE WORK,
HIS FOLKS, THEY JUST QUIT ♪
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♪ THEN DANNY
TOOK A LOOK INSIDE OF IT ♪
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♪ THERE WAS A GREAT BIG FLASH,
EVERYTHING JUST CHANGED ♪
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♪ HIS MOLECULES
GOT ALL REARRANGED ♪
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♪ WHEN HE FIRST WOKE UP,
HE REALIZED ♪
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♪ HE HAD SNOW WHITE HAIR
AND GLOWING GREEN EYES ♪
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♪ HE COULD WALK THROUGH WALLS,
DISAPPEAR, AND FLY ♪
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♪ HE WAS MUCH MORE UNIQUE
THAN THE OTHER GUYS ♪
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♪ IT WAS THEN THAT HE KNEW
WHAT HE HAD TO DO ♪
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♪ HE HAD TO STOP ALL THE GHOSTS
THAT WERE COMIN' THROUGH ♪
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♪ HE'S HERE TO FIGHT
FOR ME AND YOU ♪
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♪ HE'S GONNA CATCH 'EM ALL,
'CAUSE HE'S DANNY PHANTOM ♪
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♪ HE'S GONNA CATCH 'EM ALL,
'CAUSE HE'S DANNY PHANTOM ♪
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♪ GONNA CATCH 'EM ALL,
'CAUSE HE'S DANNY PHANTOM ♪
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♪ HE'S A PHANTOM ♪
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♪ DANNY PHANTOM ♪
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Jazz, voice-over: YOU KNOW
HOW REGULAR KIDS FREAK OUT
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BECAUSE OF A POP QUIZ
OR A PIMPLE?
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WELL, MY BROTHER DANNY
HAS OTHER PRESSURES.
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[GRUNTING]
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[SCREAMING]
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BUT I'M GETTING AHEAD OF MYSELF.
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I GUESS IT ALL STARTED ON
A TYPICAL FENTON FAMILY OUTING.
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NOTHING LIKE SPENDING
QUALITY FAMILY TIME
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WITH THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE.
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[BEEP]
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AND BY QUALITY TIME,
YOU MEAN HUNTING DOWN GHOSTS
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IN A SUBAQUATIC DEATHTRAP?
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YOU BETCHA, JAZZY-PANTS!
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WHETHER IT'S AIR,
LAND, OR SEA,
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I WON'T STOP UNTIL
WE CAPTURE A GHOST
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AND TEAR IT APART
MOLECULE BY MOLECULE.
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[GASPING]
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DANNY? YOU OK?
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WHO, ME? I'M SWELL.
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EVERY SINGLE MOLECULE
OF ME.
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I JUST DON'T THINK THAT
WE SHOULD GO IN THERE.
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GO IN THERE?
GOOD IDEA, DANNY!
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WHAT? NO!
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[GASPING]
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DON'T YOU SEE IT?
HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE IT?!
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GHOST!
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A GHOST THAT
I CAN TEAR APART
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MOLECULE BY
MOLECULE? WHERE?
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HEY!
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THERE'S NO GHOST
OUT THERE.
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[GROANING]
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VERY FUNNY, SON.
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SAVE IT FOR
APRIL FOOL'S DAY, HUH?
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HEY!
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LOOK OUT!
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DANNY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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[BEEP]
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DANNY, THERE'S NO GHOST
OUT THERE.
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ARE YOU PEOPLE BLIND?
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WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!
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DANNY, GET AWAY
FROM THE CONTROLS!
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WHAT'S WITH YOU?
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CHASING GHOSTS
THAT AREN'T THERE
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IS DAD'S JOB.
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YEAH. WHAT SHE SAID!
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BUT HE WAS THERE!
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I--I SAW HIM.
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WHY COULDN'T YOU?
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Jazz, voice-over: CLEARLY,
SOMETHING WAS UP WITH DANNY,
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AND AS USUAL, MY PARENTS
HAD THEIR OWN NUTTY WAY
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OF TRYING TO GET
TO THE BOTTOM OF THINGS.
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AAH!
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JUST A LITTLE LONGER,
SWEETIE.
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DON'T YOU WORRY, SON.
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WE'LL SPIN THE CRAZY
OUT OF YOU IN NO TIME.
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I'M NOT CRAZY!
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Jazz, voice-over: SO,
AS USUAL, IT WAS UP TO ME.
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[BELL RINGING]
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DANNY, YOU OK?
YOU LOOK A LITTLE...
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CRAZY? DON'T SAY CRAZY.
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[GROANING]
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I WAS GOING TO SAY
YOU LOOK A LITTLE
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LIKE YOU'VE BEEN ON
A BIG SPINNING TABLE.
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WHY? DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE CRAZY?
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I THINK I'M STARTING
TO SEE GHOSTS
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WHEN THERE
AREN'T ANY GHOSTS.
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Jazz, voice-over:
SO, HE WAS HALLUCINATING,
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WHICH MEANS I HAD TO PREVENT HIM
FROM USING HIS GHOST POWERS
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WHILE IN THIS DELICATE
STATE OF MIND.
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HEY, DANNY,
HOW MANY TIMES
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HAS THIS
HAPPENED TO YOU?
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YOU NEED TO SNEAK AWAY
AND GO GHOST,
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BUT YOU'RE STUCK
WITH YOUR FAMILY.
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UH...MORE THAN A LITTLE?
UH...A LOT, LATELY.
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THEN DO I HAVE
GOOD NEWS FOR YOU.
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NOW YOU CAN
THROW AWAY ALL THOSE
TIRED OLD EXCUSES
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WITH THIS:
THE TUCKER FOLEY
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ALIBI-O-MATIC.
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JUST SET IT BEHIND
CLOSED DOORS
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AND PRESTO,
YOU'RE HOME ASLEEP.
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BUT WAIT,
THERE'S MORE.
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DOES THERE HAVE TO BE?
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THERE'S HEAD COLD.
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[SNORING, COUGHING]
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AND MY SPECIALTY...
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[FARTING]
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NOW, HOW MUCH
WOULD YOU PAY?
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TO MAKE IT STOP?
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[BELL RINGING]
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I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D SAY THIS,
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BUT THANK HEAVENS!
CLASS.
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AAH!
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YOU!
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I MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN ABLE
TO DO ANYTHING LAST TIME,
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BUT THIS TIME, I'M GOING--
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GOING...
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NOWHERE BUT
BACK TO CLASS.
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YOU...DON'T SEE
ANYTHING?
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JUST A LITTLE BROTHER
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WHO'S LOOKING A LITTLE
NUTTIER BY THE SECOND.
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AND WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?
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WHEREVER I WANT.
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WHAT ARE YOU,
THE HALL MONITOR NOW?
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I'M YOUR
HALL MONITOR, DANNY,
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AND THERE'S NO PLACE
YOU CAN GO
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THAT I CAN'T FOLLOW.
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REALLY?
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EXCEPT THERE.
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[GRUNTING]
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IF THAT'S YOUR BROTHER
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MAKING ALL THOSE
NOISES IN THERE,
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I WOULD SUGGEST HE GET
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A LITTLE MORE FIBER
IN HIS DIET.
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[GRUNTING]
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Voice-over: IT WAS WORSE
THAN I THOUGHT.
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I HAD TO GET DANNY AWAY
FROM THE PRESSURES
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OF GHOSTS AND GHOST HUNTING.
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SOMEWHERE LIKE...
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A CAMPING TRIP?
A CAMPING TRIP?
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STUDIES SHOW THAT
CONNECTING WITH NATURE
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HAS A CALMING EFFECT
ON TROUBLED TEENS.
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ARE THERE ANY STUDIES
ON THE CALMING EFFECT
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OF BIG SISTER'S MINDING
THEIR OWN BUSINESS?
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UGH! QUIT IT!
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SEE? THIS TOXIC
HOME ENVIRONMENT
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IS MAKING HIM
A NERVOUS WRECK!
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HE NEEDS A NORMAL
FAMILY OUTING.
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ONE THAT HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH GHOSTS.
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WILL YOU STOP
TALKING ABOUT ME
LIKE I'M NOT HERE?
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UGH! AND WILL YOU
STOP POKING ME!
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I DON'T KNOW, JAZZ, HONEY.
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SURE, DANNY SEEMS
A LITTLE HIGH-STRUNG,
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BUT I'M SURE IT'S NOTHING
WE CAN'T WORK OUT HERE.
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UGH! UGH!
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BACK OFF, PUNK!
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I'LL PACK
THE SLEEPING BAGS.
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AND I'LL GET THE GHOST
HUNTING EQUIPMENT.
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AND BY GHOST HUNTING
EQUIPMENT I MEAN, UH...
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THE--THE OTHER SLEEPING BAGS!
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[BEEP]
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IT'S A...WAFFLE IRON?
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[GROANING]
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DANNY, ARE YOU
GONNA BE OK?
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I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT IF JAZZ IS RIGHT?
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WHAT IF I AM GOING NUTS?
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YOU'RE NOT GOING NUTS.
WE BELIEVE YOU,
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EVEN IF EVERY
SINGLE OTHER PERSON
YOU KNOW DOESN'T.
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OK, LITTLE BROTHER.
TIME TO GO.
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AND YOU TWO, LEAVE HIM
ALONE THIS WEEKEND, OK?
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HE NEEDS TO RELAX.
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JAZZ, I KNOW YOU'VE
GOT DANNY'S BEST
INTERESTS AT HEART,
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BUT DON'T EVEN THINK
YOU CAN TELL US
WHAT TO DO.
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[GASPS]
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HUH?
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YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN!
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I SEE YOU AGAIN,
I AM GONNA TEAR YOU...
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YOU DIDN'T SEE
ANYTHING, DID YOU?
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BUT THEY WERE
RIGHT THERE!
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AROUND THE CORNER.
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UH, I'LL GET IN
THE ASSAULT VEHICLE.
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NOT THIS WEEKEND, HONEY.
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THIS WEEKEND IT'S JUST
A REGULAR R.V.
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AWWW.
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[ENGINE STARTING]
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WE'LL SEE YOU MONDAY.
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[SUCKING]
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I FEEL POSITIVELY NAKED
WITHOUT MY JUMPSUIT.
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AND I'M PRETTY SURE
I'M GETTING A RASH
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ON MY UNPROTECTED
FOREARMS.
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GOOD THING I PACKED
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PLENTY OF
FENTON OINTMENT.
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OH, BOY, FOINTMENT!
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AND I PACKED YOUR
OLD BEARBERT EINSTEIN
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FOR YOU, JAZZ.
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MOM, STOP TREATING ME
LIKE A BABY.
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WELCOME TO MY WORLD.
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HEY! AH, DANNY,
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I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU'RE MAD AT ME.
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I'M NOT THE ONE
WHO TRASHED THE LAB
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BLASTING
IMAGINARY GHOSTS.
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IT WAS ONE GHOST...
AND A PARROT.
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WAS IT A GHOST
AND A PARROT
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OR A PROJECTION
OF YOUR OWN FEARS...
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AND A PARROT?
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NOW, KIDS, LET'S NOT FIGHT.
WHO'S UP FOR A GAME OF I SPY?
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I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE
SOMETHING BEGINNING WITH "C."
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COLA, CHAFING, CATTLE PROD.
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COWBOY?
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WHERE DO YOU SEE
A COWBOY?
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DUH, HE'S RIDING
RIGHT NEXT TO US...
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AT 70 MILES AN HOUR?
OH, NO. NOT AGAIN.
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[BOOM]
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DANNY, WHATEVER
YOU'RE DOING,
233
00:11:03,696 --> 00:11:04,597
CUT IT OUT.
234
00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:06,432
I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING!
235
00:11:11,103 --> 00:11:13,339
Mom: OH, COME ON.
ISN'T ANYONE GONNA GUESS
236
00:11:13,439 --> 00:11:15,508
WHAT I SPY BEGINNING WITH "C"?
237
00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:16,742
CLIFF!
238
00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:18,544
VERY GOOD, DANNY.
239
00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:32,725
THEY STILL THINK
HE'S CRAZY?
240
00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:34,360
YUP. AND THEY WILL...
241
00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:37,163
ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM
OF THAT RAVINE.
242
00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:47,073
JACK!
243
00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:48,174
FEAR NOT, MADDIE.
244
00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:50,042
I'LL ENGAGE
THE TREADER RE-THREADER.
245
00:11:53,946 --> 00:11:55,281
GOOD THINKING, HON.
246
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:56,749
I INVENTED
THAT TECHNOLOGY
247
00:11:56,849 --> 00:11:58,684
TO HELP ME
WHEN MY BELTS BREAK.
248
00:11:58,784 --> 00:12:00,786
IT'S NICE TO KNOW IT HAS
OTHER USES AS WELL.
249
00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:02,154
AAH.
AAH.
250
00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:06,425
YOU THINK IT'S SMART
TO GET THIS CLOSE?
251
00:12:06,525 --> 00:12:08,994
FFT. THEY'RE GONNA BE
ROAD PIZZA SOON.
252
00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:10,162
I WANT A CLOSER LOOK!
253
00:12:10,262 --> 00:12:12,364
SURE IS HARD
TO DRINK, DRIVE,
254
00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:14,100
AND SCRATCH
AT THE SAME TIME.
255
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,835
CURSE THESE INFERNAL
CAPPING CLOTHES!
256
00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:17,369
MADDIE, TAKE THE WHEEL!
257
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:18,537
[GRUNTING]
258
00:12:20,005 --> 00:12:22,608
UH, JAZZ, YOU WOULDN'T
CONSIDER UNLOCKING
259
00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:23,943
THE GHOST WEAPONS,
WOULD YOU?
260
00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:25,711
NOT A CHANCE. WHY?
261
00:12:25,811 --> 00:12:28,547
NO REASON.
UH, EXCUSE ME.
262
00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:39,825
[GROANING]
263
00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:41,761
MAN, WHAT'S TUCKER
BEEN EATING?
264
00:12:51,303 --> 00:12:53,239
FIGMENT OF MY
IMAGINATION OR NOT,
265
00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:55,374
YOU NEED TO BACK OFF,
COWBRAT.
266
00:12:55,474 --> 00:12:57,543
AAH!
267
00:12:57,643 --> 00:12:59,345
[NEIGHING]
268
00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:08,120
HUH, WHAT'S THAT GHOST BOY
DOING WAY OUT HERE?
269
00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:11,690
[GROANING]
270
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,392
I DON'T KNOW, MADDIE,
271
00:13:13,492 --> 00:13:15,895
BUT HE MUST REALLY HATE
THAT ROCK FORMATION.
272
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,899
WELL, SHOULDN'T
WE BE HUNTING HIM
DOWN OR SOMETHING?
273
00:13:19,999 --> 00:13:22,802
NO! I MEAN,
YOU PROMISED!
274
00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:25,271
NO GHOST FIGHTING.
275
00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:27,206
AND SO DID DANNY.
276
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:29,275
[LAUGHING]
277
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,482
YEE-HA!
278
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,686
YEE-HA!
279
00:13:40,786 --> 00:13:43,088
[GROANING]
280
00:13:51,096 --> 00:13:53,332
OOH. WHAT A RELIEF.
281
00:13:53,432 --> 00:13:55,401
AND SPEAKING
OF RELIEF...
282
00:13:59,471 --> 00:14:01,173
YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE!
283
00:14:01,273 --> 00:14:02,875
UM...DANNY'S REALLY SICK.
284
00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:04,510
[SNORING]
285
00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:07,880
AND NOW HE HAS TO
SLEEP IT OFF.
286
00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:17,723
[SCREAMING]
287
00:14:17,823 --> 00:14:20,693
NO FAIR. YOU DOGTIED
MY HORSE.
288
00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:22,428
THAT'S HOGTIED.
289
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:23,863
WHO CARES?
290
00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:27,032
WHY CAN'T THEY SEE YOU?
291
00:14:27,132 --> 00:14:30,836
DUH! WHY DO YOU THINK
I CALL MYSELF YOUNGBLOOD?
292
00:14:30,936 --> 00:14:33,772
ONLY THE YOUNG CAN
SEE ME. ONLY KIDS!
293
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,008
WAIT A MINUTE.
ON THE SUB,
294
00:14:36,108 --> 00:14:38,010
IN THE SCHOOL,
AT MY HOUSE...
295
00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:39,578
I WAS THE ONLY
KID THERE.
296
00:14:39,678 --> 00:14:41,714
WELL, THAT
AND YOUR SISTER,
297
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:43,215
WHO THINKS
SHE'S A GROWNUP.
298
00:14:43,315 --> 00:14:46,218
EVERYBODY THINKS
YOU'RE CRAZY.
299
00:14:46,318 --> 00:14:48,220
NOW GET BACK THERE
AND PROVE IT!
300
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,458
WHOA!
301
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:04,003
JEEZ, CAN'T A GUY GET
2 MINUTES OF PRIVACY?
302
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,339
[BEEP]
303
00:15:08,807 --> 00:15:12,578
AH, THE HEALING TOUCH
OF DAY-GLO ORANGE SPANDEX.
304
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,849
AW, MAN. I WANTED TO SEE
THE CAMPER GO KABOOM!
305
00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:18,550
THAT DIDN'T SOUND
VERY COWBOY.
306
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:20,019
WHATEVER.
307
00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:22,087
ONE MORE NIGHT
OF DRIVING HIM NUTS
308
00:15:22,187 --> 00:15:23,789
AND HIS FAMILY WILL BE
READY TO CHUCK HIM
309
00:15:23,889 --> 00:15:25,624
IN THE CRAZY PERSON'S
HOOSEGOW.
310
00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:26,892
MUCH BETTER.
311
00:15:26,992 --> 00:15:28,761
[NEIGHING]
312
00:15:30,729 --> 00:15:33,265
Jazz, voice-over: OK, MAYBE IN
RETROSPECT, PUTTING OUR FAMILY
313
00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:35,567
IN A REMOTE WILDERNESS
WITH AN UNSTABLE BROTHER
314
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:38,203
WHO HAS GHOST POWERS
WASN'T HE BEST IDEA.
315
00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:40,172
BUT SINCE THERE'S NO WAY
I'D ADMIT I'M WRONG,
316
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:44,076
ABOUT ANYTHING, I HAD TO
KEEP DANNY UNDER CONSTANT WATCH.
317
00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:49,748
GO AWAY.
318
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:52,618
UGH!
319
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,422
I CAN'T DO THAT,
DANNY.
320
00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:57,856
YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE IT,
321
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,825
BUT I UNDERSTAND WHAT
YOU'RE GOING THROUGH.
322
00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:01,593
NO, YOU DON'T.
323
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,762
BUT I DO,
MORE THAN YOU KNOW.
324
00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:06,098
LOOK, I KNOW YOU THINK
THERE'S A GHOST HERE,
325
00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:08,033
BUT THERE ISN'T, DANNY.
326
00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:12,338
AND TURNING
YOUR BACK TO ME
327
00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:14,306
WON'T SOLVE ANYTHING.
328
00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:20,012
FINE. THEN I'M GOING TO SLEEP.
329
00:16:20,112 --> 00:16:21,180
[SNORING]
330
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,514
YOU CAN'T FOOL ME,
DANNY.
331
00:16:22,614 --> 00:16:24,016
I KNOW YOU'RE AWAKE
IN THERE.
332
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:25,217
[FARTING]
333
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:28,153
AND...GASSY?
334
00:16:28,253 --> 00:16:29,955
UGH. NICE.
335
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:38,630
[WOLF HOWLING]
336
00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:40,399
Jazz: DANNY?
337
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,906
JAZZ, YOU HAVE TO UNLOCK
THE GHOST WEAPONS.
338
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,074
WE'RE ALL IN DANGER!
339
00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:50,542
YEAH, FROM YOU!
340
00:16:50,642 --> 00:16:53,112
I KNOW. YOU THINK
I'M CRAZY, BUT I'M NOT.
341
00:16:53,212 --> 00:16:54,646
YOU CAN'T SEE HIM
342
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,448
BECAUSE ONLY KIDS
CAN SEE HIM.
343
00:16:58,717 --> 00:17:00,285
HA!
344
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,394
WAIT. I DO SEE HIM.
345
00:17:08,494 --> 00:17:10,362
HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
346
00:17:10,462 --> 00:17:12,431
WHERE? UGH!
347
00:17:16,101 --> 00:17:18,070
JAZZ, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
348
00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:20,439
THIS IS FOR YOUR
OWN GOOD, DANNY.
349
00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:24,076
LET ME OUT!
350
00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:26,045
DUH. GHOST POWERS.
351
00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:33,919
GUH!
352
00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:35,554
AND JUST TO HUMOR YOU,
353
00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:37,056
I'M TURNING ON
THE GHOST SHIELD
354
00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:40,059
SO NO GHOSTS
CAN GET IN...OR OUT.
355
00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:44,963
[LAUGHING]
356
00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:48,300
[SNORING]
357
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,202
MMM, JACK,
YOUR SNORING
358
00:17:50,302 --> 00:17:52,771
IS RATTLING
THE WHOLE TENT.
359
00:17:52,871 --> 00:17:56,008
JACK. UGH. BETTER GET
THE FENTON EARPLUGS.
360
00:18:06,985 --> 00:18:08,687
JAZZ, TURN AROUND!
361
00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:10,589
LOOK! MOM AND DAD'S TENT!
362
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,160
FORGET IT, DANNY.
363
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:16,528
I'M NOT LETTING YOU
OUT OF THERE,
364
00:18:16,628 --> 00:18:17,763
AND I'M NOT TAKING
MY EYES OFF YOU
365
00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:19,498
FOR ONE SECOND.
366
00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:31,410
AAH! OH,
REAL MATURE, DANNY.
367
00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:32,711
IF YOU'RE GONNA
BE DELUSIONAL,
368
00:18:32,811 --> 00:18:34,546
CAN YOU AT LEAST
ACT YOUR AGE?
369
00:18:34,646 --> 00:18:37,783
OR MAYBE YOU
SHOULD ACT...YOUR AGE.
370
00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:40,352
AAH!
371
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:43,388
YOU'RE NOT AN ADULT, JAZZ.
YOU'RE A KID, JUST LIKE ME.
372
00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:45,624
WE'RE FOCUSING ON
YOUR PROBLEMS, DANNY.
373
00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:46,792
NOT MINE.
374
00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:48,827
[FUNNY NOISES]
375
00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:56,335
GRR!
376
00:18:56,435 --> 00:19:00,139
♪ JAZZ IS A SPAZ!
JAZZ IS A SPAZ! ♪
377
00:19:00,239 --> 00:19:02,141
♪ JAZZ IS A SPAZ! ♪
378
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:03,742
CUT IT OUT,
YOU LITTLE BRAT!
379
00:19:03,842 --> 00:19:05,644
I KNOW YOU ARE,
BUT WHAT AM I?
380
00:19:05,744 --> 00:19:07,012
HUH?
381
00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:10,449
WILL YOU GROW UP?
382
00:19:10,549 --> 00:19:11,850
WILL YOU GROW UP?
383
00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:13,485
STOP MOCKING ME.
384
00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:15,187
STOP MOCKING ME.
385
00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:19,591
OH. OH! WHO'S THIS?
386
00:19:19,691 --> 00:19:24,496
IS THIS BEARBERT EINSTEIN?
OH, OH, OH, NO!
387
00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:26,064
LEAVE HIM ALONE!
388
00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:30,569
[LAUGHING]
389
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:34,606
PUT HIM DOWN!
PUT HIM DOWN!
390
00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:36,308
PUT HIM DOWN!
PUT HIM DOWN!
391
00:19:36,408 --> 00:19:37,976
PUT HIM DOWN!
392
00:19:39,044 --> 00:19:40,579
[LAUGHING]
393
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:43,315
MAN, SHE'S EVEN
BRATTIER THAN I AM!
394
00:19:43,415 --> 00:19:44,449
WHO SAID THAT?
395
00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:45,817
HUH?
396
00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:49,621
HUH!
397
00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:51,523
A GHOST? A GHOST!
398
00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:52,624
YOU'RE NOT CRAZY!
399
00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:54,293
YOU HAVE NOW STOOPED
TO MY LEVEL.
400
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:55,727
THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING
FENTON-MART.
401
00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:06,872
[BEEP]
402
00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:09,975
I'LL TAKE THE R.V.
403
00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:13,078
YOU GO...SOMEWHERE I CAN'T
SEE YOU, AND GET HELP!
404
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,487
THIS IS FOR BEARBERT!
405
00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:28,527
[TIRES SQUEALING]
406
00:20:36,301 --> 00:20:37,803
[GRUNTING]
407
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,905
[NEIGHING]
408
00:20:40,005 --> 00:20:42,007
I'M GOING GHOST!
409
00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:49,047
HUH? WHY THAT HASN'T HAPPENED
410
00:20:49,147 --> 00:20:51,450
SINCE I STOPPED DRINKING
COFFEE BEFORE BED.
411
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,753
HUH?
412
00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:56,855
MADDIE, WAKE UP!
413
00:20:56,955 --> 00:20:59,391
I SPY SOMETHING
BEGINNING WITH A "W"!
414
00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:09,768
WE'RE ABOUT TO PLUMMET
INTO A ROARING
415
00:21:09,868 --> 00:21:11,637
WHITE-WATERY...DOOM?
416
00:21:12,871 --> 00:21:14,973
FOR BEARBERT!
417
00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:19,945
WHOA! WHAT ARE WE
RUNNING AWAY FOR?
418
00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:23,448
[LAUGHING]
419
00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:28,120
[TIRES SQUEAL]
420
00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:29,988
[NEIGHING]
421
00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:33,425
[GRUNTING]
422
00:21:37,062 --> 00:21:39,564
WANT TO PLAY WITH
THE BIG KIDS, YOUNGBUTT?
423
00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:44,102
AAH!
424
00:21:44,202 --> 00:21:45,570
HAVING FUN YET?
425
00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:51,243
JACK, WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHERE ARE THE KIDS?
426
00:21:51,343 --> 00:21:53,679
MADDIE, LOOK, IT'S
THAT PHANTOM KID AGAIN.
427
00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:55,547
AND THIS TIME, HE'S
ATTACKING OUR WHEELS.
428
00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:57,783
HANG ON, KIDS!
DADDY'S COMING!
429
00:21:57,883 --> 00:22:00,385
JACK, WHERE DID THAT
GHOST WEAPON COME FROM?
430
00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:02,454
I'D, UM...
I'D RATHER NOT SAY.
431
00:22:05,457 --> 00:22:07,092
[NEIGHING]
432
00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:12,197
NOT SO TOUGH NOW
THAT SHE CAN SEE YOU,
433
00:22:12,297 --> 00:22:14,566
HUH, KID?
434
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:15,834
WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO, HUH?
435
00:22:15,934 --> 00:22:18,470
AT SOME POINT,
I'M GONNA SQUIRM FREE.
436
00:22:18,570 --> 00:22:20,572
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CAN
LOCK ME UP IN JAIL
437
00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:22,441
OR SOMETHING.
438
00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:24,643
SORRY. SLIPPED OUT
OF MY HAND.
439
00:22:27,579 --> 00:22:30,949
AAH!
440
00:22:31,049 --> 00:22:32,617
ACTUALLY, IT'S JUST LIKE
441
00:22:32,718 --> 00:22:34,753
I CAN LOCK YOU UP
IN JAIL OR SOMETHING.
442
00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:38,123
Jazz, voice-over: SO,
IN THE END, NO MATTER
HOW ABNORMAL THINGS SEEMED
443
00:22:38,223 --> 00:22:39,991
OR ABNORMAL OUR LIFE CAN BE...
444
00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:41,226
Dad: PUT THE THERMOS DOWN
445
00:22:41,326 --> 00:22:43,295
AND STEP AWAY FROM
MY DAUGHTER, PUNK!
446
00:22:43,395 --> 00:22:44,996
Jazz, voice-over: EVERYTHING
WAS BACK TO NORMAL...
447
00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:47,065
OR OUR VERSION OF NORMAL.
448
00:22:53,238 --> 00:22:56,108
GET ME
A FENTON TOWEL, STAT!
449
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,477
Jazz, voice-over: SO, YEAH,
SOMETIMES I DO FEEL LIKE
450
00:22:58,577 --> 00:23:00,879
THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD
IS ON MY SHOULDERS
451
00:23:00,979 --> 00:23:04,349
AND I'M THE ONLY RESPONSIBLE
ADULT IN THE FAMILY.
452
00:23:05,617 --> 00:23:08,153
BUT DANNY'S RESPONSIBLE.
453
00:23:08,253 --> 00:23:11,022
AND HE'S A KID, WHICH MEANS
IT'S PROBABLY SAFE
454
00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:13,225
FOR ME TO BE A KID
EVERY NOW AND THEN.
455
00:23:13,325 --> 00:23:14,793
[FARTING]
456
00:23:15,994 --> 00:23:19,564
OH, REAL MATURE, DANNY!
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