Original subtitles

Sou-kun, you have your rice and vegetables, right?

Yep.

You'll come back during winter break, right?

Yep.

Well Mom, I'll head out now...

I went to Tokyo to enter college...

Sou-kun! Remember to cook the bamboo shoots before you eat them!

The reason I chose Tokyo is because I have a dream.

I want to start a fashionable pop band in Tokyo.

Man, Kahimi Karie is so good...

It makes this country scenery I'm staring at look like a photograph from Paris.

I want to make music like this...

But after I graduated, the kind of band I ended up in was...

ore wa jigoku no terrorist

I'm a terrorist from Hell!

kinou kaasan okashita ze

Yesterday I raped my mom,

ashita wa tousan hotteyare

and tomorrow, I'm gonna carve up my dad!

I'm a terrorist straight outta Hell!

ore ni wa tousan kaasan inee

I don't have a mom or dad,

sore wa ore ga koroshita kara

that's because I killed them!

ore ni wa tomodachi koibito inee

I don't have friends or lovers,

sore wa ore ga koroshita kara

that's because I killed them!

korose korose oya nado korose

Kill your parents、and kill them again!

korose korose subete ga korose

Fucking kill everyone and everything!

satsugai, satsugai se yo

Murder, murder!

satsugai, satsugai se yo

It's murder, murder!

satsugai, satsugai se yo

Motherfuckers, murder!

satsugai, satsugai se yo

Fucking murder! And now,

omoide wo chi ni someteyare

repaint your memories in blood!

Muuuuurder!

satsugaiiiii

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Jagi-sama!

Krauser!

Detroit Metal City

Dressing Room

DO NOT ENTER

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Krauser II

Negishi Souichi

What am I doing?

Hahaha, Negishi! Your vocals were the best!

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Jagi

Wada Masayuki

R-Really?

The guitar was frickin' sweet, too! Krauser's the cornerstone of DMC, man!

By the way Nishida, you need to practice more, you know that?

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Camus

Nishida Terumichi

Anyway, hurry up and change your clothes, we got a meeting!

Meeting?

Slipped your mind, dumbass? Today's the day we have the meeting for our promotional video!

The president will be there too!

That concert made me cum! Fuckin' crazy guys, DMC!

President, you graced us with your presence tonight? Thank you!

Of course! My crotch was totally soaked and I was dancing out there!

Come on now, take a seat! Sit down!

Yes, excuse us!

What the heck is wrong with our president...

This isn't even the kind of band I wanted to do in the first place...

Now, as for the first PV, I'd like you all to share your thoughts as to the concept of this "Painting of Hell."

Hey! Let's get thinkin', so gimme some ideas!

Geez... Like I have any...

How about we have Krauser, that is to say, Negishi, sitting there eating a bat?!

Lives ones are the best!

Oh yes, that's hot!

And then Krauser jumps out of a casket and starts fighting with a zombie in a ring of fire!

Yeah! And then while the zombies are eating Krauser's body, he plays the guitar!

Wait, there's no way I can do that!

Huh?

I can't take this anymore.

I want to go home and listen to Kahimi...

Hey! You got a better idea, then?!

I was thinking of a more happier feeling, like walking around Harajuku or something...

They're eating crepes!

Please come to our used clothes store!

No, no impact! This is your first PV!

Hey you! No ideas?

Well... I-I want to eat curry rice...

...in Hell.

Fuck!

What the hell, guys?! Think seriously about this!

We've got to make our new track, "Grotesque," a hit and break into the mainstream!

We need to rock out on M-Station or some other TV show with tons of energy!

Oh yeah! Bust out into the real world!

No, that's a terrible idea...

I want to play the kind of music that would make Mom say "how nice..." or something...

You guys are the shining ray of hope for this company and me.

So put your heads together and bang out something good!

Okay! That's enough ideas for now!

Come back one week from now for the photo shoot, alright?

Yes ma'am!

Nishida, let's grab some chow and head home.

Curry rice.

Wh-What the heck did we just decide on?! I even had a suggestion I wanted to make!

Excuse me, President, I wanted to talk to you about our next single...

Huh?

Raspberry Kiss

Got a message from you on my answering machine, said you'd like to

A kiss from you as thanks, just as I imagined

Its taste is definitely raspberry

Just like the cake I ate before

Singing a song I came to the beach in a hurry. God

Look, the dolphins are smiling cookie

Repeat

Bought a pair of boarder shirts, let's wear them together and frolic

These are some lyrics I wrote down last night that I wanted to try out when we're finished with all this...

Here, I'll sing it for you.

Got a message from you on my answering machine.

Said you'd like to go to the beach together.

So I bought us a pair of border shirts.

Let's wear them together, and frolic around together.

A kiss from you as thanks,

was just as I imagined.

What the hell...?

Gross.

It really was.

Fuck off! This kinda shit isn't gonna make me cum!

Pen please.

FUCK

Of blood

Jack Knives

FUCK

This is how it should be!

The first single you composed, "Satsugai..."

The first second I heard this, I honestly came...

This is the kinda shit I want!

Hearing it like this, it really sounds so horrible...

Mom...

Mom has no idea I'm in this kind of band...

What would she say if she knew I was writing this kind of stuff?

Oh yes!

Mom, I'm sorry...

You'd best keep to making these hot songs. I'm counting on you to make the PV right.

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

And one week later...

Alright dudes, let's rock!

Hey, it's a text message!

From Mom...

Come on, Krauser! Let's go!

O-Okay!

Sou-kun, how are you doing?

From the bat scene! Three! Two! One!

Are you eating well?

You haven't called lately, but I guess being a florist keeps you pretty busy, huh?

A while back, I was leafing through your elementary school year book...

And, do you remember? You wrote that your dream was to become a preschool teacher.

Sou-kun, you've always gotten along with small children, haven't you?

It's been five years since you left for Tokyo...

Just remember to always stay as the gentle Sou-kun I remember.

Try not to let bad people trick you.

Okay, cut! Squirt him!

Take care of your body.

Oh yes! Motherfucker!

My crotch is totally soaked!

From Mommy.

Demon King! Demon King!

The Demon King rules everything!

This last song, "Grotesque," is going on sale today! Go rob some fucker if you ain't got the cash for it!

There it is! The teeth guitar!

Jagi-sama!

I am thankful to music. Without it, I would have become just another mass murderer. -Krauser II

Hey, the single got here before the concert!

Look, Negishi! It seems like it's really selling!

What?

With this, we'll definitely break into the mainstream scene!

This CD jacket is just horrible!

You dumbass! It's the impact that counts!

And this comment... I never said anything like that!

Hey, Nishida, you need to buy it too!

More breasts, please.

Our quota is 20 copies per person!

Well then, I have plans, so...

Playing the guitar with my teeth really did a number on my mouth!

Today, I decided to come look at some CDs...

But first things first, Kahimi Karie!

I wanted to put out a CD like this too...

Hey...

You're Negishi-kun... right?

Eh?

Aikawa-san!

Hey, it's been a while. We haven't seen each other since graduation, right?

You still like Kahimi, huh?

Y-Yep.

Are you still playing music?

Y-Yep.

Aikawa Yuri-chan. We took the same seminar once and became friends because of our similar tastes in music.

She's the first person I ever played my music to. We never became more than friends though.

You're so good at guitar, you could become a pro!

Her words pushed me to become a pro.

I'm working as an editor for a magazine now.

It's called Amoure Amour, a lifestyles zine.

I read this every week! I love the "Music to Listen to in a Café" piece!

That's the column I'm in charge of!

What a coincidence...

R-Really?

I'm so happy you read it.

Even after two years, we still have this much in common.

Could we be meant for each other?

Hey, do you remember the song you sang for me before we graduated?

Rape every bitch you see!

Why a DMC song now of all times...

This is another song I wrote, "Demon King..."

You know, that song about world peace.

Y-You remembered it word for word.

It's kinda noisy right now, but I really liked that song.

Right now, while Aikawa-san's telling me how much she liked my music,

my horrendous, ear-splitting song is playing.

Oh, that's right. Today's the day it goes on sale!

What would Aikawa-san say if she knew I was in DMC?

If she knew that madman on that awful cover was really me?

The music they're playing now is really horrible, isn't it?

Look! He's going crazy just from a trial listen!

The bass line is killer!

Grotesque!

I just don't understand Metal.

Yeah, me neither!

Rumor has it that all the members are drug addicts and that they rape people regularly and stuff...

Really...

I've never even smoked a cigarette in my life and I'm still a virgin!

I heard that Krauser guy is the worst one.

When he was a kid, he killed his parents, and then escaped from prison just to start up this band!

Eh!? I even sent Mom carnations on Mother's Day!

But I guess that's the way the public sees DMC.

I want to tell Aikawa-san the truth.

Negishi-kun, you wouldn't happen to like this band, would you?

Of course not! All I listen to is Swedish pop! I can't understand people who would wanna start up such a gross band.

That's a relief.

Just look at the CD jacket! He's wearing makeup and wrote "kill" on his forehead like some kinda idiot!

I bet their manager is some creep too!

The package itself even smells bad, so let's get rid of it!

N-Negishi-kun...

Hey bitches! Don't be sayin' shit 'bout DMC!

Hey, these guys are regulars at our concerts!

You lookin' down on Krauser-san?!

Answer me!

I'm sorry, I take it back!

Crap, my own song is going to be the death of me...

I can't say I'm Krauser here! As it looks, I'm gonna get beat up!

Krauser-san is really good at playing the guitar! I play too, so I really respect him!

Izzat so, bitch? Then show me how Krauser-san plays!

B-But I don't have a guitar!

Just show me some air guitar! Pretend like you're holding one!

I-I-I can't do that...

What an idiotic bunch of fans...

Then we're gonna MURDER you!

I have to do something... I have to protect Aikawa-san!

Like this?

That's more like it!

That's Krauser's style! Keep going!

Play "Grotesque!"

Hey, that's Krauser-san's...

Teeth Guitar!

Please sirs...

It's like Krauser-san's right in front of us!

For you, I'll do this, Aikawa-san...

I'll protect you!

I can see the other DMC members too!

I can see them too!

Krauser-san!

Jagi-sama!

Camus!

On the day we graduated...

Does this mean we'll never see each other again?

No, not exactly...

The words I couldn't say to Aikawa-san...

Here we go! Behind-the-Head Guitar!

Bye now.

B-Bye...

That day I've always regretted...

Now... now, with this moment, I can say it!

Aikawa-san!

I'm gonna rape you, ya fuckin' bitch pig!

Ne-Negishi-kun... that's horrible!

Oh no! I became Krauser all of a sudden!

N-No, I meant we should have go to a trendy café and let me rape uh...!

You're the worst!

Whoa, it's a stage dive!

You rock, dude!

Dude, you're totally crazy!

DMC! DMC! DMC!

Let me go!

I hate you! I hate you!

asa me ga sameru to kimi ga ite

When I wake up, you're next to me,

chizu taruto yaitetasa

holding a freshly baked cheese tart.

Sweets baby

kimi wa sou sa

You're such a sweetie.

amai amai boku no koibito

My sweet, sweet lover.

sa dekakeyo oshareshite machi ni sa

Now, let's head out onto a fashionable street.

chizu taruto katate kimi wa hashaideru

You look so excited holding the cheese tart.

hitogomi kakiwake ikou yo ano mise

Let's push through the crowd and head to that shop!

osoroi no ringu kyou kau yakusoku dakara

I bought us matching rings today, like I promised.

amai amai amai amai koibito

My sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet lover.

amai amai amai amai koibito

You're my sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet lover.

konya futari beddo mou neka kana

Tonight, let's sleep together in this bed.

nante mada hayasugiru kamo

But, maybe it's still too early for us.

Sweets baby

boku mo sou sa

I'm just a sweetie.

amai amai kimi no koibito

I'm your sweet, sweet lover.

Next time on DMC,

we've got "How to Rape" and "Amoure Anal!"

Fuck! You'll get so wet that you'll need diapers!