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[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

You know, I can't believe that you didn't consult with me

before you went ahead--

Oh, really, Daddy?

Am I supposed to consult you every time I make a purchase?

Stop it.

OK, first of all, I am nothing, nothing like your father.

And to be honest, I mean, Maria, I mean,

she definitely would have--

Maria?

Again with your ex-wife?

It almost seems like you wish she was still with you.

Oh, don't be ridiculous.

Morning.

Morning.

Nice dress.

Thank you, Wesley.

And your hair, wow.

Thank you, sweetie.

I thought I'd wear it down today and see how it felt.

Well, it looks great.

You look like a model.

[CHUCKLES]

What are you laughing at?

None of your business, son.

Your father doesn't like my new dress.

You look very pretty.

Pretty?

No, no, no.

That's not pretty.

That's inappropriate.

And what's with this hair?

I mean, women don't wear their hair down like that

in an office.

There is no way that you were going

to work dressed like that.

Hey, I wore a dress just like this to work last Friday,

and I got quite a few compliments on my new look.

Ah, OK, OK, compliments.

So that's what this is about, hm?

You looking for some attention?

What the hell, Eric?

Are you from the '50s?

Women my age dress like this.

This is totally professional and completely appropriate.

And you have been working out, and it's showing off

beautifully.

Yeah, sure.

And maybe your stepmom can be go playing on a pole

downtown with a new job.

[GASPS]

You get your ass upstairs and go put on one of your old work

dresses.

They don't fit me anymore.

Bullshit.

Quit playing games, Nicole.

Stop yelling at her, Dad.

Sit down!

I've lost almost 30 pounds.

Nothing fits me anymore.

That's why I had to go shopping.

Let me be the judge of that, OK?

But for now, go change.

I think she knows what fits and what doesn't, Dad.

This is none of your business, Wesley.

Go upstairs.

Now.

Wesley, sit down.

I'm making soup.

Eric, I can't go put on my old dresses.

I already donated them to the women's charity.

Aw, that's sweet of you.

What are you still doing here?

Come on, go.

Wesley, sit down.

You know what's funny?

I bought this dress because it's your favorite color.

And I thought when you saw it, you'd

had something nice to say to me.

And maybe I deserved a couple pretty things after all

the weight that I've lost.

It was not easy.

Well, I think it's great that you're donating the clothes.

I mean, you could have just made it easy and thrown them

all away, but you were thinking about the people.

Why are you still here?

Go.

Wesley, you sit down.

Don't you order him around like a dog.

He is 18, for Christ's sake.

Jeez, Nicole, put the knife down.

What the fuck?

Yeah, I think you look great, Mom.

I mean, come on, Dad.

Look how great that dress makes her legs look.

I mean, not very many women can have an hourglass figure

like that.

Well, go on.

Why don't you twirl around so we can see the back?

And see, look how it hugs her bottoms.

Pretty hot.

Pretty hot?

Did you just say your stepmom's ass is pretty hot?

Oh, Eric, don't be a pervert.

Thank you for the compliment, sweetie.

I don't know what people are going to think, OK?

I don't know what people are going to say.

I'll tell you one thing.

One thing's for sure.

People are definitely going to say that, hey, look,

she's probably out looking for another man or something.

Well, Dad, I think insecurities are unattractive to women.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

That's right, baby, babe.

If I have to fucking tell you one more time,

get the fuck up to your room.

If you don't get up to your room right now,

I'm going to take all of your shit

and I'm going to go send you to live with your mother.

OK.

Sit down, honey.

Your father didn't mean that.

Right, honey?

This is fucking crazy.

I got to get the fuck out of here.

I'm already running late.

But Dad, I actually want to talk to you about something.

After this conversation?

What if you're going to be mad at me?

Your father always has time for you.

He's not angry.

Right, honey?

Tomorrow morning, first thing as soon as I get back.

OK?

How's your soup, baby bear?

It's amazing.

Thanks, Mom.

You know, you can always talk to me if there's

something on your mind.

Yeah, it's not that important.

It's all right.

It sounded pretty important.

It's just guy talk.

Fair enough.

I just wanted to let you know that you can always talk to me.

I'm just here to help.

Thanks, Mom.

Well, I better be going to work.

I'll see you this afternoon.

I love you.

Love you more.

Come on, Angela.

I just want to talk about this in person.

I don't care what your friends have to say.

They don't know us.

They don't get us.

I'm in love with you.

How could you say that?

Why would you call it off right now?

We haven't even met in person.

At least listen to what I have to say.

I mean, I can't just say it right now on the phone.

I mean, I'd rather see you in person.

All right, Jesus Christ.

I love you, Angela.

I love you.

I love you.

I mean, what else do you want me to do when you're breaking

things off right now, all because of your friends and

all this bullshit?

Hello?

Angela?

[SIGHS]

Who is it?

Can I come in?

No, not right now.

Honey, are you OK?

I'm fine.

So you heard?

Well, if Dad just talked to me earlier, we would have fixed

things with Angela.

You two were pretty serious.

I wanted to marry her someday.

Honey, you're so young.

She obviously made the decision weeks ago,

so it's too late.

I tried to stop her, and she's just gone.

I can't imagine that anyone would want to

break up with you, darling.

You're such a great person.

She likes me just fine.

That's not really the problem.

Oh my god, I can't just say this out loud.

Whatever you say, we'll never leave this room.

I'm afraid if I tell you, then you won't

look at me the same.

Impossible.

Try me.

Well, she told all her friends that I can't last long enough

to make her come.

And now every single girl in this whole town knows it.

God, I can never find a girl in this town.

Oh, wow.

Um, OK.

I, uh--

I mean, I really wanted to talk to Dad about this, but

he's such a selfish asshole.

I thought he was going to give me some pointers here and

there, but the last chance I had was today at school.

I mean, I came in my underwear.

Well, you're a young man, and I'm sure in time, you'll be

able to--

I can't, though.

I've tried by myself, watching porn, not touching myself.

I can almost watch a whole 30 minutes without

coming in my pants.

But when I'm with a girl, I can barely get inside of her.

Have you ever been inside of a girl?

I mean, a couple strokes, but Angie's like the hottest girl.

I mean, not as hot as you, of course, but she's at least top

five hottest girls in school.

And every time I look at her or see her or think about her,

it just gets me so hard.

Have you ever thought about something other than sex when

you and your girlfriend are about to be intimate?

Baseball, you mean?

I mean, I've already searched online on how to last longer.

None of the tips worked for me.

How does Dad last with you?

Your father and I haven't made love in a long time.

But this problem of yours can be fixed.

You're going away to college soon, a new town, tons of new

girls, any of them would be lucky to have you.

Well, if you can't help, I just might as well accept that

I'm never going to get a girl.

Oh, I have an idea, I suppose.

I'm going to kiss you with my tongue, and I want you to

gently push me away if you get too excited.

You mean a French kiss?

Well, I--

It's a stupid idea.

Forget I even said it.

Please don't tell your dad.

[KISS]

Wow.

Well, that was good, but--

Oh, come on, it was awful.

Just be honest.

I want you to try again, but Honeybeard, don't stick your

tongue so far in this time.

Our tongues should dance together.

You should taste Angie's mouth.

Let your lips press against hers, and taste it, and feel

it, and play.

Ready?

[KISS]

Wow.

Well, on a scale of one to 10, was I at least a five?

I would say that was at least a 10, Baby Bear.

I'm sure your penis isn't hard for me like it would be for a

young lady, but what's your excitement level at?

My cock is hard for you, Mom.

That was the most passionate kiss I've ever had.

OK, that's good.

Take a deep breath and hold it.

Now tell me what happens when Angie shows you her breasts.

Oh, man, I am kind of a tit, man.

I'm sorry.

I've got to watch my mouth.

I'm just really turned on.

That's OK.

It's fine to talk dirty, just inside this room, just tonight.

So you say you're a tit, man.

What happens when she shows you her tits?

Sometimes I cum in my pants just from seeing her tits.

I mean, it happened last Friday, and she just sat there

and laughed.

So embarrassing.

Maybe showing my breasts to you would be crossing the line,

but maybe I could dance for you.

Have you ever had a girl dance for you?

OK.

I'll dance for you.

Your penis should not be rock hard from just a dance.

If it does, try to think of your grandmother and give it

a pinch, OK?

I haven't danced like this since I was near your age.

You OK, baby bear?

Yeah.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

You're doing great.

I'm going to up the ante and show you my tits, OK?

You can call me Angela if you'd like.

Wow.

Angela does not move like that.

Are you ready?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Now breathe in and hold it for four minutes as if it's OK.

That's my boy.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

You can do this, honey.

Mommy believes in you.

Baseball, baseball, baseball, baseball.

Wow.

Can I see your pussy, mommy?

We're just pretending, but--

Please?

I promised to be a gentleman.

I know you are, darling.

I'm just feeling a little embarrassed.

Shy?

Subconscious?

Not at all.

I'm just-- what?

You're turned on?

I turned you on?

Are you surprised?

You're handsome as hell, darling.

Well, look, I'm not embarrassed to be hard for you, mom.

Can you just dance for me again?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

OK, your turn.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

You've got a beautiful cock, son.

It's perfect.

I'm so wet.

I haven't been this wet since I--

I don't even remember.

[SIGHS]

Man, I wish I was dad.

I would treat you right.

I would go down on you over and over and over.

You like to eat pussy, son?

I guess it's the same as a kiss, just down there.

I might come if I do it.

Come down close and smell me.

Wow, this smells so good.

Now kiss me with your soft lips around mommy's clit

and use your tongue.

[SIGHS]

Oh my god, I'm going to fucking cum.

Man.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Oh my god, I'm going to fucking cum.

Put your hands on your dick, baby.

Squeeze it till it hurts.

OK, OK.

I'm ready.

I want to last for you, mom.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[SIGHS]

Good boy.

Now lick up and down with your tongue and suck on mommy's clit.

Now that's good.

Now give mommy a finger.

[SIGHS]

Oh my god, I want to fuck you.

Please, mom.

We can't.

Come on, please.

Help me.

Just the tip.

[INAUDIBLE]

You're pretty good at that, son.

Can I stick it inside?

Not just yet.

Have you ever had a girl suck on your penis?

No.

Do you want me to try?

Sure.

Just try not to cum, OK?

OK, I won't.

[SIGHS]

How's it feel?

Good.

Good.

You're so good at that.

It's still gone yet.

OK.

Oh, my god.

[INAUDIBLE]

There you go.

All right.

[INAUDIBLE]

OK.

[INAUDIBLE]

Don't come in.

Yep, baseball.

OK, I'm back.

Oh my gosh, you're so good at that, mom.

Dad is such a dick.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Don't come in.

Yeah, I won't.

You're so good at that.

Oh, my god.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Stop, stop, stop.

Ah.

OK.

OK.

Are you OK?

Yeah.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Wow.

Hi.

[COUGHING]

Oh, my god.

Yes.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

I can't believe my mom is sucking my dick.

Fuck, Angie.

Does this feel good?

Oh, yeah.

Let me cover your side.

Oh, my god.

This is so hard.

Are you ready to feel mommy?

Yes, I want to feel mommy.

Yes.

Be careful, OK?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my god.

Oh.

Don't come yet.

Are you OK?

I think so.

Should I stop right there?

You can go a little bit further.

Sure?

Oh, my god.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Oh my god.

Okay, I just gotta keep thinking.

Okay.

Just a little bit at a time.

Just a tip.

Just a tip.

Are you okay?

Do you need to come?

Hold it.

I think I can hold it, yes.

Oh my god.

If you feel like you need to come, push me off, okay?

Okay.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Okay, I think I can do it.

Should I go slower?

I want you to make yourself feel good.

Yeah?

Yeah.

I can do it.

Wow.

Is that okay or is that too fast?

Oh my god.

A little slower.

A little slower.

How's that?

Is that better?

Yeah.

You're getting deeper in me.

Can you handle that?

Yes.

Just like that.

Just don't go too fast or you'll come.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, you make the dick disappear so good.

Wow.

Fuck.

Can I touch your tits?

Just don't let them make you come.

And if it's too much, we can always try another position, okay?

Okay.

Oh my god.

Not too fast.

Oh my god, okay.

Oh my god, just like that.

Oh my god, just like that.

Do you want to try another position?

Yeah.

Can I fuck you from the back?

But you have to go really slow, okay?

Okay, I don't want to come too early.

Okay.

Right there?

Mm-hmm.

Just go nice and slow.

Not too deep, too fast.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Slow down if you need to.

Take your time.

Just like that.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

You feel really good.

How does it feel?

It's so good.

Oh my god.

It feels so good.

Oh.

Now try to go just a little bit faster without coming.

Okay.

But if you need to stop, let me know.

Oh my god.

You feel so good.

Oh.

You're doing so good, baby.

Just like that.

Just like that.

It feels so fucking good.

Oh, you feel amazing.

Oh my god.

Can you go a little bit faster?

Oh, you're doing so good.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Just don't come to me.

Okay, okay.

Strike out, strike out.

Ball three, ball four.

Okay, back.

Yes, there you go.

Fuck me just like that.

Fuck me just like that.

There you go.

Just like that.

Just like that.

You feel so good.

Are you sure you can handle that?

Yeah.

Yeah?

Yeah.

That's pretty fast, son.

Don't come.

It feels so good though.

Just like that.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes.

Not yet.

Don't come yet.

I can't.

Can you put it in your mouth or something?

Mm-hmm.

Oh my god.

Oh wow, that feels too good too.

Hold on.

Try to hold it.

Okay.

Do you want to switch positions or are you okay like that?

I'll see your eyes.

I'll take my...

Oh yes, yes.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh, it feels so good.

Oh, it feels so good.

Oh my god, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Wow, you're so good at sucking dick.

I don't know why your father doesn't sleep with me.

Oh my god, yes, just like that, just like that.

Wow.

Oh yes.

Oh my god.

I want you to slide your cock in mommy from the side, okay?

Okay.

You want to do that?

Okay.

So come right up behind mommy.

Okay.

Come right up behind mommy.

And slide in just like that.

Like that?

Mm-hmm.

Oh wow, I can't wait to fork you.

I mean, this is spoon, right?

Spoon.

Okay, sorry.

Just like that, yes.

Wow, this feels very different.

Does it feel good?

Oh my god, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

So fucking wet.

I'm soaked for you.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Just like that.

Oh yes.

Oh my god.

Don't come yet.

I'm squeezing, I'm squeezing.

You're doing so good.

You're doing so good.

Oh yes.

Just like that.

May you pause deep in mommy?

Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

You're gonna make me calm.

Keep fucking me just like that.

You're doing so good.

Yes, just like that.

Oh my god.

Keep fucking mommy's pussy while I stroke my clit, but don't come, okay?

Okay.

Fuck.

Don't come.

Just like that.

Right there, right there.

Oh fuck.

I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god, you feel so good.

You feel mommy coming on your cock?

Oh my god.

You want mommy to taste yourself off your cock?

Oh my god, yes.

Mm-hmm, yeah.

Yeah?

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Why don't you get on top of mommy?

Okay.

Slide it in.

Oh my god.

Does it feel too good?

So good.

Oh my god, just like that.

Mm.

Does that feel good?

No, just like that, yeah.

Just don't come yet.

Mm, you got it, so nice and wet.

You're doing so well son, I'm so proud of you.

Thanks so much for your help.

You're doing great.

You feel so good.

Oh my god.

Mm.

Oh yes.

It's okay.

Mm.

You want to speed it up a little?

Yeah?

Mm, I want you to speed it up just a little for me, okay?

Okay.

You want to go a little faster?

Yeah.

Mm, you feel mommy's pussy squeezing your hard cock?

Wow.

You feel how warm and wet it is?

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

You're making this so hard for me.

If you need to cum, you can fill up mommy's pussy, okay?

Yeah.

You want that?

I can cum now?

Mm-hmm.

You want to feel mommy's pussy?

Yeah.

Just keep using mommy's pussy until you need to cum, okay?

Okay.

Just keep fucking that little pussy until you need to cum.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Mm, do you feel like you need a bust?

So close.

Oh, you're doing so good.

Mm, yes.

Keep fucking that pussy.

You're doing so good.

Oh, yeah, it's just like that.

Mm, do you have some cum for mommy?

Yeah.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Oh, oh, mommy wants your cum so bad.

Are you going to fill me up?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Just like that.

Mm, you feeling grippy?

Squeezing that cock?

Oh, just like that.

Just like that.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, cum for me.

Cum for me.

Oh.

Oh, I just want to cum.

Yes, cum for me.

You can cum now.

Fill me up.

Fill mommy up.

Oh.

Good boy.

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

Did you feel my pussy?

Yeah.

Yeah, it's inside.

Mm.

There's so much cum.

Oh, my God.

It's running down your asshole.

[GROANING]

So much cum.

So much cum in my pussy.

Thank you, Mom.

You're good in bed, my son.

Yeah.

I can't wait to do it again.

We can't.

I can't be unfaithful to your father.

I love you.

I love you more.

[KISS]

Really, Maria?

Again with your ex-wife?

I swear you almost wish--

Freeze.

Who put the soup on full blast?

It's Franken.

It's Franken. Turn it off.

Just turn it off. Turn it off at this point.

Yeah, because that's all I hear. I can't hear.

And--

I can't even--

I'm only here to help.

Thanks, Mom.

Wait, should that be a real kiss?

You're seeing that line, right?

Yeah, what was that?

You kissed the air.

He kissed the air. I don't like--

I saw you see a little fart. I know you didn't.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, you guys.

I was trying so hard not to laugh.

No, we had babies.

That was great, sweetie.

But maybe less tongue next time?

Yeah, we got traffic.

And what is that animal?

Appreciate it. It's a mule or a--

I'm like, there's a doggy!

There's a doggy?