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Mmm.

Do you wash your face?

Yes.

No.

Once upon

a

time, there was a brave and noble princess named Peach.

She was the great protector of the Mushroom Kingdom.

Her story begins many years ago. I want to hear the story about the plumbers.

We did that one last night, and the night before, and the night before.

Plumber! Plumber!

Plumber! Plumber! Plumber! Plumber! Plumber! Okay.

Wahoo! I hooked on the brother.

Mario and Luigi.

Save the rats for tomorrow.

You all get tucked into bed, all right?

I'll be right back.

That's for Toledo.

You're coming with me.

with the wrong mama.

From the ashes of his father's defeat rises a new conqueror. The Bowser name

shall be feared once more.

Will you shut up? I'm just so happy for you. You trust Princess Nothing.

Lou! That jump you hit back there? Mario, are we cool motorcycle guys now?

Obviously. Oh, you're here.

Now, where's the troubled pipe?

Okay, okay.

How about pointing?

Okay, I guess we'll just follow that terrifying noise.

Come on, you're not the scared guy anymore.

the problem.

Okay, now.

What's your name, little guy?

Luster.

Nice to meet you, Yoshi.

How did you get in a warp pipe?

I guess we'll never know.

Found the problem.

Hola, Yoshi.

Yoshi? Yoshi?

Yoshi? Yoshi?

Yoshi? All the trouble over in Yoshi.

Yeah. You know, we found a little...

Where'd he go?

Hmm.

He seems like a nice guy.

You know that's my bike, right?

Where are you taking us?

Try and enjoy it, Princess.

It's the last place you'll ever see alive.

It's pretty cool, right?

I really think my dad's gonna love it.

Mama, I'm scared.

It's gonna be alright.

The mother of the stars!

With her powers, we will destroy the universe!

She will give her life for our glory!

How's that for a speech?

Very descriptive.

Ow! Ow!

No one hurts my...

Think she'll like it.

Mario, do you have feelings for the princess?

What?

Oh, can't a guy give his good buddy a perfect present to show her just how

she means to him?

When the moon hits your eye like a big piece of pie, that's when I'm

in love. I'm not in love with Peach.

Let's just go.

resist that face.

Come on!

So some cool dinosaur just shows up and he's now part of the group.

Yeah, have you seen the princess?

Hey, you're missing your own party.

I hate birthdays.

Yeah.

Luigi spent his tenth birthday crying. Said his childhood was over.

Well, the crazy thing is, today's not my real birthday.

It's just the day the toads found me.

They have no idea where I came from.

I've lived my entire life wondering where my family is.

That must be so hard.

Sometimes I just feel so lost.

Guess if it's not your actual birthday, you don't want a present.

Mario! All right, fine, fine.

I love it.

I finally found you.

Feel

better

now?

I can't believe it's really you.

Our mama read us so many bedtime stories about you.

Me? Are you sure?

She says if anything ever happened to her, to find you and you would help us.

Princess, our mama's been taken.

What happened?

A giant robot took her to a scary planet out beyond the Gateway Galaxy.

Can you help her?

Peach, sorry.

Yes, yes, we were eavesdropping. Don't you even think about leaving.

Can we just give the princess a minute?

She'll figure out what to do.

I disagree, Mario.

Even though my pajamas say otherwise.

There is nothing to figure out. She is not leaving.

All right, guys. Let's go.

We'll discuss more in the morning.

Good night, princess.

Toad, pack our thing.

What happened? She left this for you.

Dear Mustache.

I've gone to the Gateway Galaxy to begin my search for the Luma's mom. I'm

leaving the kingdom in your hands.

Sincerely, Peach.

Sincerely? Ooh la la, that's a good sign.

Princess Peach is gone?

Oh no!

Everyone calm down.

The Super Mario Brothers can take care of the kingdom.

Amen.

Hey, big guy.

You scared me.

You wanted to see us?

Don't move. I'll be right up.

Here we go.

What's up, Mario?

Behold! I made a masterpiece for Princess Peach.

What do you think?

And be honest.

Love the colors.

The criticism I'd give you is it's trash.

How dare you look at my masterpiece and say that? You think painting is easy?

Oh, friend, get off your phone!

The old Bowser talking.

Still working through my demons, I suppose.

All good. All better now.

Anyway, it's not just a present.

It's a peace offering.

I'd like her to release me. Not for good behavior. For awesome behavior.

She'd never release you. And don't even ask about making you big again.

Even though I'm totally rehabilitated?

Mario, he's really changed.

We're doing a weekly book club together.

She doesn't trust you, and neither do I.

Oh, you better start trusting me or I will eat your soul and...

I'm sorry, that's... it's just... oh, wow.

All right, you know what, guys?

I'm gonna hit the sack.

I need my eight hours or else I really turn into a monster.

Hello?

I demand that you release my father.

Over my dead body.

Fine with me.

Why don't we start over and introduce ourselves? Okay, uh, hi, I'm Luigi.

I'm Bowser Jr., and I'm going to be taking my father now!

You've been doing so great, but thought you might need a ha -

Everyone okay?

Where are we?

Sweet freedom!

You gotta be kidding me.

Hey,

get back here. No, you can't catch the wind.

I just kind of did.

You should probably spit him out.

That was intense.

Guys, this is embarrassing.

I'm still a tiny work in progress.

Sorry, pal.

You expect me to shake the hand of the turtle whose son just attacked me? My

son?

I haven't seen him in years.

Mario, I was a terrible father.

He must hate me.

Hate you?

Your son tried to chop my head off just to free you.

He wants to see you.

He could just use some guidance.

Really?

You think I might have a shot at reconnecting with my boy?

Ah, see, Mario?

He's gotten really in touch with his feelings.

I'm drowning in them!

All right, let's just keep moving.

We gotta find a way off this planet and get to Peach.

The Gateway Galaxy!

Toad, where are you going?

This must be what we're looking for.

Princess, are you okay?

Ukiki is lost.

Have you seen Ukiki's friends?

Oh, you've got a lost little monkey.

I gotcha.

Date left.

Dad, I know you're down there somewhere.

It is hopeless.

The important thing now in our time of grief is to stay strong, please.

Will you get a hold of yourself?

We've got to keep looking for Papa.

So, um, Bowser wants to talk to you about something.

You know, Mario, all boys believe their fathers are larger than life.

I don't want to disappoint a boy by being so small.

I'm not making you big.

You're used to living a pint -sized life.

But I was born to be big.

Undo the power of the blue mushroom, and I shall fight by your side for all of

eternity. That's a good deal.

Eternity's a long time.

We will be unstoppable.

Hmm. No.

Come on, hit me, Mario.

Hit me.

Mario, hit him. We can trust him. Hit me.

Mario, just go ahead and hit him. Hit him.

Hit me now.

You tiny, pathetic failure of a plumber.

There's a castle up there. Come on.

Ukiki, look at what you brought me.

Princesses are very valuable.

Ukiki thinks you're a novel jinx.

What is it with you princesses

and getting captured?

You know something about that missing princess?

Not a thing.

You listen to me, you slimeball.

You're going to tell me exactly where Rosalina is.

Or what.

says, you're going to regret that.

Bye.

Where is she?

Do I look like a snitch?

Oh, yes, I do. This is your last chance. Okay, okay. Listen to me.

Baldur's Kid took her. Where?

The Space Junk Galaxy.

Toad, get me dead.

Get me, Bowser Jr.

Now!

Move those little legs, you're taking.

Hi. We need some help getting off your planet.

You will have to speak to the Queen, but the scary -looking guy stays here.

I got it.

are trying to get to the gateway... You're the aliens who destroyed my

field.

Imprison them! Take them to the honey mine!

Not on my watch!

Someone must pay for their crime.

Release them! I shall serve their sentence in their stead.

I can do the work of a hundred men and at least ten thousand bees.

Take me.

And send them to the Gateway Galaxy.

We have a deal.

Get them to the Gateway Galaxy!

Are you sure about this?

You're not as horrible as I thought.

Thank you.

Put that away!

You take care of him, okay?

I always do.

This miserable lad will give you passage.

Go! Make your old enemy proud!

When I'm free, me and my girl are gonna go dancing till the sun rises.

You got a honey back home?

She bailed at the altar.

Left me twisted in the wind.

I'm still healing.

Remembering who I was before her.

That is one sensitive soul.

Stay strong!

You'll find the right one someday!

Got so big.

This is all yours?

Hey, aren't you supposed to be at boarding school?

Boarding school? More like boring school. I got expelled.

You really grew up when I wasn't paying attention.

Ted, we're about to become the two most powerful dudes in the universe.

Remember when I was a baby turtle? You were working so hard trying to conquer

the world.

But once in a while, you'd have a night off, and you'd tuck me in and tell me

our favorite bedtime story.

Those were the best nights of my life.

Tell me the story.

Again?

Back

in

the days of yore.

There was a powerful villain with awesome hair.

He loved conquering everything.

You see, this villain had a son.

The two roamed the universe desperate for a place to call home. But everywhere

they went was just incredibly... lame.

Gross!

So, they decided to make their own planet.

Behold, Planet Bowser!

A sinister sanctuary where they could spend the rest of the days.

They built an evil roller coaster.

A gorge full of lava.

And they carved a giant mountain into the shape of their heads.

And at the top of the planet, they built the biggest cannon ever.

It could destroy the universe.

They called it... The Boomstay Weapon. To power it, they needed...

When they had drained all her power and the weapon was ready, they went planet

by planet, destroying all those who disrespected them.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

Until they danced on the ashes of the universe and raged to breathe.

The end.

Ed, will you tell me again tomorrow night?

Of course.

Good night, my boy.

Dad, I built up that planet. You did?

We're going there right now. You and me.

Two pouncers. No limits.

My lord.

We have a problem.

Welcome to the information booth. My name is Rob.

Would you like some information?

We need to find a pilot, and quick.

Certainly. Pilots can be found on the flight deck, which is located right

over...

Oh,

Rob, you're killing me!

I'm sorry. I do not wish to kill you.

Toad! I am Rob.

Great. Thanks for visiting information.

Where?

Hi there.

Can you take us to the Space Junk Galaxy?

Uh, nope.

Excuse me. How much to take us to the Space Junk Galaxy?

Too dangerous for this little fly boy.

So, tell me this.

Why is a princess trying to go to the most dangerous place in the galaxy?

Who are you?

Don't ask me personal questions.

Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't... Ah!

Fox McCloud!

Leader of the legendary Star Fox team!

I only care about three things. Keeping the lilac system safe, fighting with my

buds, and doing extreme, dangerous barrel rolls!

Let's go!

Then one day, my warp drive exploded, blew a giant hole in the fabric of space

and time, and I got sucked into a different universe.

That's what I get for making a frog my engineer.

Now I roam your galaxy trying to find a way home.

Doing good when the price is right.

Oh, I also have cool space boots.

Whoa.

Now that's the backstory of the guy who's going to take us to the space junk

galaxy. How desperate for money do you think I am?

All right, you got a deal. I'll fuel up the R -Wing. We'll take off the five.

coolest dude I've ever seen.

Mario, I have a great idea.

When you see Peach, you should catch up and go, oh, blah, blah, blah. Oh, hi,

how are you? And then, boom, you should ask her out on a date.

I don't know, Lou.

You think a princess would have a date? A plumber?

She would be the luckiest princess in the world to be your girlfriend.

She is going to say yes. And then you're going to ask her if she has a friend

for me.

Now, we just need to find her.

Oh, she's here. Yay.

Mario!

A handshake?

Thought it could be cool.

I mean, just thought it could be cool. Thought that would be good and cool.

Mario, I found out where Rosalina is, and this guy's going to take us there.

Nice ride.

Nice dash.

Let's go.

wrote to me. He looks like Miss Castellano's dog.

Can Miss Castellano's dog do this?

I like this guy.

on to something

I kind of got to know them.

They're super lame, but I still feel bad about killing them.

What are you talking about? Not kill them?

Well, that's weird.

Okay, I'm doing this one for you, Dad.

When I'm done with them, they'll be crying for their mommy.

Uh, what's that going to do?

Bowser. He...

Oh, babies.

worry, Dad.

This time tomorrow, you'll have forgotten all about those dorks and

The whole universe will be out!

How about now?

Y 'all see?

Being a baby. All the scary thoughts running through my head just

you know?

We're going to fix you up like new, okay?

It's going to be fine. It's just a dent.

It's just a dent.

Hey, we

are going to find a way off this planet.

Mario, we're galaxies away from Rosalina.

We can't fix the ship, and somehow we keep adding dinosaurs.

I know you're frustrated.

Princesses don't get frustrated.

All right, well, then can I be not frustrated with you?

Break a breaker. This is Big Green with Little Red and the League of Beagle. We

are looking for an evac...

Their mustaches were ridiculous, but they weren't bad guys.

They were your friends, huh?

Nothing's more dangerous than a friend.

When your armor's down, they'll stab you in the back.

Where did you hear that?

It's what you told me when you dropped me off for my first day of school.

I am a good dad.

Those friends of yours tried to ruin you, turn you into something you're not.

You know who won't hurt you?

Your family.

Family is forever.

Close your eyes.

Dad! Wait for it.

Now open.

Guys, there's something extremely weird flying towards us.

Once upon a time, there was a brave and noble princess named Peach.

Her story begins many years ago.

When she lived on a small planet with her sister, Rosalina.

The two sisters were made of stardust.

Their love burned as brightly as the stars themselves Together

they could summon the power of the cosmos

But

evil forces wanted the power for themselves

Rosalina had to send Peach away to safety.

The toads raised and protected her until she grew strong enough to protect them.

Dad, welcome to Planet Bowser!

You really built all this?

But that's not all. We have our very own...

The universe will never forgive you.

This is who you are.

This is where you belong.

Tonight we destroy the Mushroom Kingdom.

Tomorrow, the universe!

They're waiting for you.

Sometime, on this rainbow road of life, we lose our way.

But if you're lucky, a tiny version of yourself helps you remember your true

calling.

My Koopas, your king has returned!

We'll get you on the planet.

Buckle up.

It's about to get crazy.

Let's do this.

I'll go this way.

Intruder alert!

It won't be long now, Dad.

What? My Lord, our tormentors have returned!

I'll take care of them.

I built the security system that's next level.

love being a dad.

Oh, the days are long, but the years are short.

maker.

got you now.

I won't let them ruin it.

It didn't have to be this way. I know there's still some good in there.

Let us pass.

Now. Or what?

You'll humiliate me at my wedding?

Shrink me to a nubbin and put me in a char?

Make me join a book club?

We had our moment, Mario.

But Bowser is back.

And now you feel my... Yuri!

of bones.

I am the doll king.

That's true.

In the name of the Coopers!

I knew you would come for me.

Hey! Found your fever, Dad?

Doing great, my boy. Let's find my foot.

Mario! Mario!

Come meet my sister.

I am so happy you found each other. I love a family reunion!

you too.

Mama, can we visit the Mushroom Kingdom?

I want to see the castle.

Okay, okay.

Where's your castle?

Ah, well, the castle, yeah, the castle, uh, it died.

What are you talking about?

You know what, guys?

We're gonna rebuild the best castle ever!

So where are you off to next?

That nice space princess fixed up my warp drive and I'm heading home.

Good luck with them.

That is one complicated family.

Don't worry, son.

No jail can hold us. We'll be out of here soon.

Hello, maggot.

Trying to escape?

You're going to play by my rules now.

Stay close, son. She won't break us.

First goes the body, then goes the bone.

Then all that's left is dust.

You be quiet.

Right now!

You can't silence the truth.

It only makes it louder.

Like the approaching drumbeat.

Oh, yes!

Boom, boom, boom, boom.

Oh, there, there, you poor little monkey.